DJO - Beam Me a Fish

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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2024
  • This one's for five six!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 216

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 2 роки тому +16

    I hadn't seen this for several years and ... my God, these are always worth going back to! Like a really good book or movie, you always get something new from repeated viewings.

  • @NIMRODakaNIMROD
    @NIMRODakaNIMROD 7 років тому +44

    "I put 'ludes in my coffee this morning and I rolled some joints to smoke in the bathroom aaand 20 vodka and I'm still here. If you want a problem, you got it!" - "Piss off!"
    Alright, we got another classic here!

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 7 років тому +50

    Troi voice is the greatest

    • @SimonB198207
      @SimonB198207 7 років тому

      Yeah definitely. Wonder if Marina Surtis has seen these vids

    • @GaryGuagliardoJr
      @GaryGuagliardoJr 6 років тому

      Was just thinking this myself. Perfect impression!

    • @somewhat_cubic
      @somewhat_cubic 6 років тому +2

      if she did she would swear as much as every character in the vid

    • @kakashilover1566
      @kakashilover1566 5 років тому

      Picard and Troi’s voices are the best!!

    • @bobkrenke1940
      @bobkrenke1940 5 років тому +3

      A dentist is chewing a hole inside my back.

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 5 років тому +10

    "I've had enough of you three weirdos..."
    *only two of them.

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody 5 років тому +8

    Hands down the best abridged series in all of anime history

  • @iamzid
    @iamzid 7 років тому +31

    "i want to jam my freezy in your cooler" best new pickup line EVER!

  • @johnbongjoey5200
    @johnbongjoey5200 2 роки тому +3

    This video has everything: Suspense, adventure, mystery, drama, comedy... and just when you think you understand a bit of what's going on: BOOM! Apple juice comes in and turns everything upside down

  • @shlamimk4664
    @shlamimk4664 5 років тому +10

    I have watched these videos so many times and understood the dialogue on on on sooo many levels! 😠😆😂 At the moment in my life, this is my equivalent of the freaking Bible. DJO! DJO! DJO! WAAAAGH!!!

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 7 років тому +4

    I love that hit of I Feel For U

  • @christophermiller3031
    @christophermiller3031 7 років тому +23

    I

    • @Ziplock9000
      @Ziplock9000 7 років тому +3

      Another.. so 2 now? LOL

  • @Amber474
    @Amber474 7 років тому +14

    "I had a rubber. It's cool" LOL

  • @FireFoxBancroft
    @FireFoxBancroft 7 років тому +7

    "Bridge to Alabama. Piss out of only one ear."
    *ded*

  • @vvedge1138
    @vvedge1138 7 років тому +14

    I love you're using the HD remastered version of TNG now... looks soooo good.

  • @jphiled6554
    @jphiled6554 7 років тому +5

    This is one of the best episodes in a while. The George Michael/Wham joke was subtle but funny.

  • @zev007
    @zev007 7 років тому +7

    just like the classics, but with effects! you've done it again boys

  • @shlamimk4664
    @shlamimk4664 4 роки тому +3

    If people ever venture out into cold and lonely vacuum of deep space, their conversation will eventually become very much like this. That's why this is so funny. It's funny because it's true.

  • @Teheskimo
    @Teheskimo 3 роки тому +5

    "Brian shits like an Indian" with that look on Picard's face still makes me laugh every single damn time.

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 7 років тому +20

    Did Worf ever get a fish beamed to him?

  • @bmw540i
    @bmw540i 7 років тому +15

    "How many hamsters shall we release into space" Pmsl!!!!

  • @benbedwell343
    @benbedwell343 3 роки тому +2

    "Hey, there's no bathrooms. That's pretty fuckin' stupid."
    I quite agree.

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody 5 років тому +4

    Captain how many hamsters... should we... release in space?
    Hmm?
    Two jane

  • @sneakypreacher
    @sneakypreacher 7 років тому +4

    Before there was "BadLipReading", there was DJO! You bitches better recognize the OG's of this shit! LONG LIVE DJO!!!

  • @SouthwesternEagle
    @SouthwesternEagle 7 років тому +3

    This might be the best DJO video I have ever seen! XD

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 7 років тому +2

    This one, for me, somehow slipped through the cracks! Although I might've watched it once, I didn't give it the requisite repeated viewings that it deserves! Must've been distracted with the upcoming inauguration, the day after this was posted… This video is absolutely stellar (no pun intended)!

  • @dayjoborchestra
    @dayjoborchestra  7 років тому +5

    The music at the end is currently in production, not available yet, but will be soon. No title yet. Ideas?

    • @AgsmaJustAgsma
      @AgsmaJustAgsma 7 років тому +2

      Soap.
      Because the band's name at the end of the video reminds me of soap, for some reason.

    • @MetalSlugzMaster
      @MetalSlugzMaster 7 років тому +3

      dayjoborchestra "Chase Lounge".
      Something amazing awaits you, sultry and inviting, lying there on a luxurious couch-like piece of furniture in the penthouse suite of the five star hotel you've just strolled into. That song is what you hear in the elevator as the top floor nears.

    • @AjarnDeeTeesut
      @AjarnDeeTeesut 7 років тому +2

      The Apple Train (after the Draize Train by The Smiths and side of Apples)

    • @dayjoborchestra
      @dayjoborchestra  7 років тому +6

      Apple Train wins!

    • @voicetube
      @voicetube 6 років тому +2

      Curious, did Apple Train get into production? Is there anywhere I can purchase it?

  • @maninredhelm
    @maninredhelm 7 років тому +3

    Best TNG dub in awhile. Love you guys.

  • @mikejensen-fogt4662
    @mikejensen-fogt4662 7 років тому +10

    CLASSIC DJO IS BACK!!!!! :)

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 7 років тому +4

    Bravo, this is excellent! Did I say bravo? Then I'll say it again… Bravo!

  • @christopherthorkon3997
    @christopherthorkon3997 2 роки тому +3

    For some reason this is more entertaining when drunk...as I am now.

  • @Gurfmanj
    @Gurfmanj 7 років тому +3

    This one changed my life.

  • @exeterjedi6730
    @exeterjedi6730 2 роки тому +1

    Massive love to you tinkers. Huge fan.

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 7 років тому +2

    They commented on there not being any bathrooms on the Enterprise. lol
    I think Johnathan Franks had a little sit down and pointed out one tiny bathroom on the ship once haha.

  • @WizardAngst
    @WizardAngst 7 років тому +7

    Time to do the voice-overs: 1 drunken night
    Time to make the intro graphic: 3 months

  • @snavs420
    @snavs420 Рік тому +1

    You guys made it so that I can't watch TNG without hearing these voices.

  • @ZINCOVIX8754
    @ZINCOVIX8754 7 років тому +3

    Absolute genius.

  • @puppetskin
    @puppetskin 7 років тому +1

    Star Trek! Finally making some sense! Thanks DJO!

  • @SugarDemon1035
    @SugarDemon1035 7 років тому +7

    This is an excellent video, but CAN YOU RIDE IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @zendyk
    @zendyk 4 роки тому +2

    "A dentist is chewing a hole inside my back. Should we eat stubble?"

  • @SlideRulePirate
    @SlideRulePirate 7 років тому +2

    "...and twenty vodka, and I'm still here."

  • @Hatingmeisconforming
    @Hatingmeisconforming 7 років тому +3

    Guys I love your channel so much!!!!

  • @Spottedfeather
    @Spottedfeather 7 років тому +7

    Cool. You've switched to the HD versions....

  • @MyNameIsBucket
    @MyNameIsBucket 7 років тому +2

    The intro reminds me of the beginning credits of every PC video game in the 90s.

  • @JasTheFagge
    @JasTheFagge 7 років тому +43

    Or am I going to have to eat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @SNBoomer4ever
      @SNBoomer4ever 7 років тому +7

      Silhouetters go away

    • @JasTheFagge
      @JasTheFagge 7 років тому +4

      SNBoomer Not with that attitude, mister >:c

    • @robertcornhole5197
      @robertcornhole5197 7 років тому +7

      Do you have any cathode-urine soup?

    • @crazylikeamoose77
      @crazylikeamoose77 7 років тому +6

      I want a jam my freezy in your cooler bwahahaha

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 7 років тому +6

      Liar. *[dramatic music blares]*

  • @shaundis2117
    @shaundis2117 7 років тому +5

    phh phh pssh . thats a fish beat !

  • @Ziplock9000
    @Ziplock9000 7 років тому +1

    BRILLIANT!. Back to what you were good at!

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 7 років тому +2

    It all goes to show how great friends Data (Alabama) and Geordi are. Even after Geordi talks shit about Data, they both start playing Mario Kart.

  • @MagikGimp
    @MagikGimp 7 років тому +2

    My new chat-up line. Thank you so much wingmen apple juice bum.

  • @lukesaul2919
    @lukesaul2919 7 років тому +3

    I

  • @stereoNES
    @stereoNES 7 років тому +6

    PAW! said the... rabbit

  • @ReganMcKee
    @ReganMcKee 7 років тому +2

    yeah I'm certain that "cathode-urine soup" is the best line in this one hahaha.

  • @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103
    @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103 7 років тому +1

    WOOHOO!!! DJO IS LIKE CHRISTMAS!!! AN APPLE JUICE FILLED FAT CHRISTMAS!!

  • @BlagdenLeCorbeau
    @BlagdenLeCorbeau 7 років тому

    these videos keeps me alive

  • @ashleygorman5556
    @ashleygorman5556 7 років тому +4

    8, 5 , BUBBLE 46 PANTS!

  • @Spottedfeather
    @Spottedfeather 7 років тому +1

    I'd love to see you guys do whole episodes. And Voyager and Deep Space Nine as well.

  • @crispysteve42
    @crispysteve42 7 років тому +6

    Yay new DJO

  • @cannedcatfood
    @cannedcatfood 7 років тому +3

    If you want a problem, you got it!

  • @AdmRoflie
    @AdmRoflie 7 років тому +4

    So good

  • @jackfisk2840
    @jackfisk2840 7 років тому +1

    "Ever played bugger off?"
    😂

  • @Kathrynerius
    @Kathrynerius 7 років тому +1

    That very last one got me.

  • @GamingWithDrew
    @GamingWithDrew 3 роки тому +1

    1:34 -- LOL! I love how Data and Geordi start playing Super Mario Kart after talking a bunch of non-sense.

  • @KawzKaos
    @KawzKaos 4 роки тому +1

    1:40
    SCENE: DATA IS STANDING IN A SMOKE FILLED ROOM, PICARD ENTERS.
    Picard: Fuck I'm so high.

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 6 років тому +2

    Forget about BLR (Bad Lip Reading…) This is GLR (GREAT Lip Reading)!!

  • @GBart
    @GBart 7 років тому +72

    Still 147% better than BadLipReading

    • @reezlaw
      @reezlaw 7 років тому +3

      Hell yeah! I like them too but DJO is the real deal

    • @L8onL8on
      @L8onL8on 7 років тому +6

      And DJO was first!

    • @DaveC9000
      @DaveC9000 7 років тому +15

      Hamsters released into space:
      BadLipReading: 0.0
      DJO: 2.0
      The numbers don't lie folks!

    • @reezlaw
      @reezlaw 7 років тому +2

      So true

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 7 років тому +5

      You bet your fucking apple juice its better! Original bitch or fuck off with a raisin!

  • @PeTTs0n88
    @PeTTs0n88 5 років тому +3

    Let's listen to backwards music.

  • @AjarnDeeTeesut
    @AjarnDeeTeesut 7 років тому +2

    We need to see the return of Silvia Whooping-cough

  • @Tomfoolery1972
    @Tomfoolery1972 Рік тому +1

    **Picard enters in a cloud of smoke**
    "Fuck, I'm so high"

  • @DynamixWarePro
    @DynamixWarePro 4 роки тому +1

    "Pow said the rabbit"

  • @negascoot23
    @negascoot23 7 років тому +19

    I wanna be one with Satan...

  • @prestonmiller713
    @prestonmiller713 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant!

  • @VT903M
    @VT903M 5 років тому +2

    Pow said the Rabbit,

  • @dekionplexis
    @dekionplexis 7 років тому +1

    Very funny indeed, I still reckon Happy In Paraguay is your masterpiece though.

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness 7 років тому +4

    Nice new effects, though still not as great as firing apples at the IRS building!

  • @DynamixWarePro
    @DynamixWarePro 5 років тому +2

    "Elvis was forcing himself on me whem I kicked his teeth in." XD

  • @brucecortez189
    @brucecortez189 7 років тому +2

    For the love of the Goddamn apple juice, PLEASE to the Trump Inauguration.

  • @VT903M
    @VT903M 5 років тому +1

    Pow, Said the Rabbit

  • @themacocko6311
    @themacocko6311 7 років тому +15

    No apple juice?

    • @dayjoborchestra
      @dayjoborchestra  7 років тому +29

      You missed it! Watch again!

    • @MIshthra
      @MIshthra 7 років тому +16

      4 tons of it.

    • @damppp
      @damppp 7 років тому +12

      03:03

    • @JaysonT1
      @JaysonT1 7 років тому +8

      🖒Thanks guys, I was worried for a second.

  • @SeemsLikeSomething
    @SeemsLikeSomething 5 років тому

    I caught that fish beat. ARE THERE GOING TO BE ANY GAMES?!?

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 2 роки тому

    "I've had enough of you three weirdos!", says Data to the two other guys in Engineering.

  • @AdrianWaitemusic
    @AdrianWaitemusic Рік тому

    I wanna jam. I wanna jam my freezie... in your cooler.
    Awesome!!!

  • @AdamPoniatowski
    @AdamPoniatowski 7 років тому +5

    Fuck I'm still high...

  • @Tomfoolery1972
    @Tomfoolery1972 Рік тому

    "Imagine a phallus... 3.5 rutabagas thick"🤔
    "CAN YOU RIDE IT??" 😃
    😭😭😭

  • @gordonm.7387
    @gordonm.7387 7 років тому

    No Trump inauguration dub? That coverage was a goldmine for DJO.

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 7 років тому +6

    1:34 mario kart lol

  • @thejackal007
    @thejackal007 2 роки тому +1

    Just noticed Worf using Fish Beat at 1:02!

  • @Szabreize
    @Szabreize 7 років тому

    There's no bathrooms on the ship? Damn it, Steve!

  • @badbirdkc
    @badbirdkc 7 років тому +1

    I wore a rubber, it's cool.

  • @lukesaul2919
    @lukesaul2919 7 років тому

    I want links to more of that music we hear on exit and a donation address please.

  • @MirrorMonolith
    @MirrorMonolith 4 роки тому +1

    POW said the
    rabbit

  • @andrewhills9746
    @andrewhills9746 4 роки тому +2

    My labotamy is at 8 see ya there lol

  • @linuxaddict11111
    @linuxaddict11111 7 років тому

    Thank you

  • @dirkraft
    @dirkraft 7 років тому

    Holy crap, there's a super mario kart audio clip in there

  • @Zoharargov
    @Zoharargov 7 років тому +1

    YYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!

  • @bouldasaur
    @bouldasaur 7 років тому +2

    Super Mariokart! :)

  • @MrLatereality
    @MrLatereality 7 років тому

    awesome, keep it up fellas!

  • @danwat1234
    @danwat1234 7 років тому

    This is GOLLLD!

  • @recreationalmutiny8999
    @recreationalmutiny8999 6 років тому

    "Fuck I'm so high." I am dyyyyinnnnnggggg

  • @LarryTheTubaBoy
    @LarryTheTubaBoy 7 років тому +1

    CAN YOU RIDE IT!?

  • @dpring777
    @dpring777 5 років тому +1

    I wonder what's in cathode urine soup?

  • @Pegases0
    @Pegases0 7 років тому

    I don't remeber what episode of tng this was from. someone remember?

  • @Tomfoolery1972
    @Tomfoolery1972 Рік тому

    Captain, how many hamsters should we release in space? 🐹🐹