I hadn't seen this for several years and ... my God, these are always worth going back to! Like a really good book or movie, you always get something new from repeated viewings.
"I put 'ludes in my coffee this morning and I rolled some joints to smoke in the bathroom aaand 20 vodka and I'm still here. If you want a problem, you got it!" - "Piss off!" Alright, we got another classic here!
This video has everything: Suspense, adventure, mystery, drama, comedy... and just when you think you understand a bit of what's going on: BOOM! Apple juice comes in and turns everything upside down
I have watched these videos so many times and understood the dialogue on on on sooo many levels! 😠😆😂 At the moment in my life, this is my equivalent of the freaking Bible. DJO! DJO! DJO! WAAAAGH!!!
If people ever venture out into cold and lonely vacuum of deep space, their conversation will eventually become very much like this. That's why this is so funny. It's funny because it's true.
This one, for me, somehow slipped through the cracks! Although I might've watched it once, I didn't give it the requisite repeated viewings that it deserves! Must've been distracted with the upcoming inauguration, the day after this was posted… This video is absolutely stellar (no pun intended)!
dayjoborchestra "Chase Lounge". Something amazing awaits you, sultry and inviting, lying there on a luxurious couch-like piece of furniture in the penthouse suite of the five star hotel you've just strolled into. That song is what you hear in the elevator as the top floor nears.
They commented on there not being any bathrooms on the Enterprise. lol I think Johnathan Franks had a little sit down and pointed out one tiny bathroom on the ship once haha.
I hadn't seen this for several years and ... my God, these are always worth going back to! Like a really good book or movie, you always get something new from repeated viewings.
"I put 'ludes in my coffee this morning and I rolled some joints to smoke in the bathroom aaand 20 vodka and I'm still here. If you want a problem, you got it!" - "Piss off!"
Alright, we got another classic here!
Troi voice is the greatest
Yeah definitely. Wonder if Marina Surtis has seen these vids
Was just thinking this myself. Perfect impression!
if she did she would swear as much as every character in the vid
Picard and Troi’s voices are the best!!
A dentist is chewing a hole inside my back.
"I've had enough of you three weirdos..."
*only two of them.
Hands down the best abridged series in all of anime history
"i want to jam my freezy in your cooler" best new pickup line EVER!
Andorian innuendos.
I need a freezie in my cooler. So hot today.
This video has everything: Suspense, adventure, mystery, drama, comedy... and just when you think you understand a bit of what's going on: BOOM! Apple juice comes in and turns everything upside down
I have watched these videos so many times and understood the dialogue on on on sooo many levels! 😠😆😂 At the moment in my life, this is my equivalent of the freaking Bible. DJO! DJO! DJO! WAAAAGH!!!
I love that hit of I Feel For U
I
Another.. so 2 now? LOL
"I had a rubber. It's cool" LOL
"Bridge to Alabama. Piss out of only one ear."
*ded*
I love you're using the HD remastered version of TNG now... looks soooo good.
This is one of the best episodes in a while. The George Michael/Wham joke was subtle but funny.
just like the classics, but with effects! you've done it again boys
If people ever venture out into cold and lonely vacuum of deep space, their conversation will eventually become very much like this. That's why this is so funny. It's funny because it's true.
"Brian shits like an Indian" with that look on Picard's face still makes me laugh every single damn time.
Did Worf ever get a fish beamed to him?
"How many hamsters shall we release into space" Pmsl!!!!
"Hey, there's no bathrooms. That's pretty fuckin' stupid."
I quite agree.
Captain how many hamsters... should we... release in space?
Hmm?
Two jane
Before there was "BadLipReading", there was DJO! You bitches better recognize the OG's of this shit! LONG LIVE DJO!!!
This might be the best DJO video I have ever seen! XD
This one, for me, somehow slipped through the cracks! Although I might've watched it once, I didn't give it the requisite repeated viewings that it deserves! Must've been distracted with the upcoming inauguration, the day after this was posted… This video is absolutely stellar (no pun intended)!
The music at the end is currently in production, not available yet, but will be soon. No title yet. Ideas?
Soap.
Because the band's name at the end of the video reminds me of soap, for some reason.
dayjoborchestra "Chase Lounge".
Something amazing awaits you, sultry and inviting, lying there on a luxurious couch-like piece of furniture in the penthouse suite of the five star hotel you've just strolled into. That song is what you hear in the elevator as the top floor nears.
The Apple Train (after the Draize Train by The Smiths and side of Apples)
Apple Train wins!
Curious, did Apple Train get into production? Is there anywhere I can purchase it?
Best TNG dub in awhile. Love you guys.
CLASSIC DJO IS BACK!!!!! :)
Bravo, this is excellent! Did I say bravo? Then I'll say it again… Bravo!
For some reason this is more entertaining when drunk...as I am now.
This one changed my life.
Massive love to you tinkers. Huge fan.
They commented on there not being any bathrooms on the Enterprise. lol
I think Johnathan Franks had a little sit down and pointed out one tiny bathroom on the ship once haha.
Time to do the voice-overs: 1 drunken night
Time to make the intro graphic: 3 months
You guys made it so that I can't watch TNG without hearing these voices.
Absolute genius.
Star Trek! Finally making some sense! Thanks DJO!
This is an excellent video, but CAN YOU RIDE IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"A dentist is chewing a hole inside my back. Should we eat stubble?"
"...and twenty vodka, and I'm still here."
Guys I love your channel so much!!!!
Cool. You've switched to the HD versions....
The intro reminds me of the beginning credits of every PC video game in the 90s.
Or am I going to have to eat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Silhouetters go away
SNBoomer Not with that attitude, mister >:c
Do you have any cathode-urine soup?
I want a jam my freezy in your cooler bwahahaha
Liar. *[dramatic music blares]*
phh phh pssh . thats a fish beat !
BRILLIANT!. Back to what you were good at!
It all goes to show how great friends Data (Alabama) and Geordi are. Even after Geordi talks shit about Data, they both start playing Mario Kart.
My new chat-up line. Thank you so much wingmen apple juice bum.
I
PAW! said the... rabbit
yeah I'm certain that "cathode-urine soup" is the best line in this one hahaha.
WOOHOO!!! DJO IS LIKE CHRISTMAS!!! AN APPLE JUICE FILLED FAT CHRISTMAS!!
these videos keeps me alive
8, 5 , BUBBLE 46 PANTS!
I'd love to see you guys do whole episodes. And Voyager and Deep Space Nine as well.
Yay new DJO
If you want a problem, you got it!
So good
"Ever played bugger off?"
😂
That very last one got me.
1:34 -- LOL! I love how Data and Geordi start playing Super Mario Kart after talking a bunch of non-sense.
1:40
SCENE: DATA IS STANDING IN A SMOKE FILLED ROOM, PICARD ENTERS.
Picard: Fuck I'm so high.
Forget about BLR (Bad Lip Reading…) This is GLR (GREAT Lip Reading)!!
Still 147% better than BadLipReading
Hell yeah! I like them too but DJO is the real deal
And DJO was first!
Hamsters released into space:
BadLipReading: 0.0
DJO: 2.0
The numbers don't lie folks!
So true
You bet your fucking apple juice its better! Original bitch or fuck off with a raisin!
Let's listen to backwards music.
We need to see the return of Silvia Whooping-cough
**Picard enters in a cloud of smoke**
"Fuck, I'm so high"
"Pow said the rabbit"
I wanna be one with Satan...
Brilliant!
Pow said the Rabbit,
Very funny indeed, I still reckon Happy In Paraguay is your masterpiece though.
Nice new effects, though still not as great as firing apples at the IRS building!
"Elvis was forcing himself on me whem I kicked his teeth in." XD
For the love of the Goddamn apple juice, PLEASE to the Trump Inauguration.
Pow, Said the Rabbit
No apple juice?
You missed it! Watch again!
4 tons of it.
03:03
🖒Thanks guys, I was worried for a second.
I caught that fish beat. ARE THERE GOING TO BE ANY GAMES?!?
"I've had enough of you three weirdos!", says Data to the two other guys in Engineering.
I wanna jam. I wanna jam my freezie... in your cooler.
Awesome!!!
Fuck I'm still high...
"Imagine a phallus... 3.5 rutabagas thick"🤔
"CAN YOU RIDE IT??" 😃
😭😭😭
No Trump inauguration dub? That coverage was a goldmine for DJO.
1:34 mario kart lol
Just noticed Worf using Fish Beat at 1:02!
There's no bathrooms on the ship? Damn it, Steve!
I wore a rubber, it's cool.
I want links to more of that music we hear on exit and a donation address please.
POW said the
rabbit
My labotamy is at 8 see ya there lol
Thank you
Holy crap, there's a super mario kart audio clip in there
YYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!
Super Mariokart! :)
awesome, keep it up fellas!
This is GOLLLD!
"Fuck I'm so high." I am dyyyyinnnnnggggg
CAN YOU RIDE IT!?
I wonder what's in cathode urine soup?
I don't remeber what episode of tng this was from. someone remember?
Captain, how many hamsters should we release in space? 🐹🐹