Droplets of Love in the Air at Trump’s Return Rally

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • Apple released their new iPhone, Trump made his bigly return to the rally stage in Florida and danced once again to YMCA, Biden is holding drive-in rallies, cases of COVID are up, Trump’s campaign is doubling down on phony Fauci endorsements, and Clare Crawley’s new season of “The Bachelorette” began tonight, she met all of the eligible suitors, and Jimmy's wife Molly makes her official prediction for who will win Clare's heart.
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  • @Wiley_Coyote
    @Wiley_Coyote 4 роки тому +579

    "They say I'm immune". Yup, those voices in his head are talking again.

    • @kimberlysmith9238
      @kimberlysmith9238 4 роки тому

      K

    • @jessica92478
      @jessica92478 4 роки тому

      Right

    • @matthewoneal4816
      @matthewoneal4816 4 роки тому +9

      Dangit, I thought that maybe COVID would have killed them and then left.

    • @guywithjeep
      @guywithjeep 4 роки тому +5

      Reports of confirmed reinfection came in today. Immunity seems like a possible pipe dream...

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 4 роки тому +4

      @Travel Tips You literally just repeated the same 🐂💩 response for every comment. Can you not think of a new easily disproven statement? How sad.

  • @aznbreakerboi51o
    @aznbreakerboi51o 4 роки тому +718

    “It’s fun to stay at the - Walter Reed Hospital.”
    Lmaooo

    • @WrekCreationL
      @WrekCreationL 4 роки тому +22

      I caught covid but it's that part that killed me

    • @sharonc7630
      @sharonc7630 4 роки тому +22

      That got me... I just laughed so hard!!🤣

    • @lecture42
      @lecture42 4 роки тому +12

      @@sharonc7630 Best joke of the night! So unexpected!

    • @daveyboots79
      @daveyboots79 4 роки тому +11

      It got me good, I literally laughed out loud

    • @patrickduffy964
      @patrickduffy964 4 роки тому +9

      As long as taxpayers are footing the bill, meanwhile people are losing their lives!

  • @Nina525
    @Nina525 4 роки тому +39

    Omg...him dancing reminds me of the Dancing Santa's you put out as decoration and it plays jingle bells when you press the button 😂😂

    • @danyf.1442
      @danyf.1442 4 роки тому +5

      Yes, but way creepier and gross

    • @JDK172
      @JDK172 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂 someone find the off switch or take the batteries out. They must be running out as he keeps malfunctioning.

    • @Nina525
      @Nina525 4 роки тому

      @@JDK172 😂😂😂

  • @Benj1to
    @Benj1to 4 роки тому +117

    “It’s fun to stay at the Walter Reed hospital” that had me dying 😂🤣

    • @tracyevettebarnes
      @tracyevettebarnes 4 роки тому +3

      ME TOO.. caught me off guard. I’m wheezing

    • @marky8013
      @marky8013 4 роки тому +3

      I came back to this video just to watch it again!!!😭

    • @CoffinDoll
      @CoffinDoll 3 роки тому

      He can barely dance and it’s almost creepy lol thank god he’s leaving

    • @ShirwaOsman
      @ShirwaOsman 3 роки тому +1

      Just came to enjoy from North 🇨🇦

  • @taeadaramola2088
    @taeadaramola2088 3 роки тому +20

    I love how Jimmy interacts with his wife. Her blushing is too cute

  • @driverman8615
    @driverman8615 4 роки тому +1317

    "No amount of evidence can ever persuade an idiot" Mark Twain

    • @dziadohydny
      @dziadohydny 4 роки тому +8

      Hahaha, what a story, Mark!

    • @stansb37
      @stansb37 4 роки тому +6

      I like this quote but it is not from Mark Twain.

    • @dopeykat6653
      @dopeykat6653 4 роки тому +7

      So many idiots out there, we will have no energy left if we're trying to tell them.

    • @emblemedfate4270
      @emblemedfate4270 4 роки тому +22

      "if voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it"
      -Mark Twain

    • @emblemedfate4270
      @emblemedfate4270 4 роки тому +4

      This qoute is so true they have Literally rigged our election so hard were left with a dementiad segargationist and Donald trump twain's right voting won't save us time to organize against these 2 racist idiots

  • @DorothyDollLee
    @DorothyDollLee 4 роки тому +291

    Soo ... He's rocking out to the Village people and talking about wanting to kiss guys .....
    Hey he might get some new supporters!

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 4 роки тому +39

      Not with those moves he won't.

    • @stephenmitchell3
      @stephenmitchell3 4 роки тому +2

      No worse than Democrats. Both sides tell people exactly what they want to hear if it will get them elected. If you think Biden is actually going to do ANY of the things he's promised then you're part of the problem.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 роки тому +39

      @@stephenmitchell3 , at least Biden is not actively killing people 🤷‍♀️

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 4 роки тому +18

      @@stephenmitchell3 and I will say yes, both sides will always tell you what you want to hear.
      It’s not ‘who’s telling the truth’ in politics. It’s ‘who’s going to screw us the least’
      Hopefully your small pea brain just absorbed something. Good day sir

    • @rangeorge85051
      @rangeorge85051 4 роки тому +21

      @@stephenmitchell3 At least we won't have a president that brings Alex Jones conspiracy theories into the mainstream

  • @Sicgaming
    @Sicgaming 4 роки тому +59

    Someone needs to do a YMCA video with Trump and Putin dancing together so his crowd is reminded of it when he plays it

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 роки тому +6

      Don't forget Kim and the Saudi king, they'd pout if you left them out!

  • @MichaelTBalonek
    @MichaelTBalonek 4 роки тому +6

    "Walter Reed Hospital..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best, fully non-expected line!! 🤣

  • @13rinxo
    @13rinxo 4 роки тому +56

    "ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE..."
    "... walter reed hospital u.u"
    THIS GOT ME SO BAD I WASNT EXPECTING IT IM ON THE FLOOR

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 4 роки тому +3

      Renzo Obando IKR...The nerve of him. He cost us $100,00 for that weekend at Walter Reed, and he didn't even stay there, he had to take a joy ride!

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому +2

      Likewise!!!!!

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 роки тому +3

      @@screeningmimi It cost more than 100 grand for the helicopter ride and Security detail.

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 4 роки тому +1

      @@elbarjones4812 True! I didn't have the figures beyond the $100,000K If you have them, I'd of course love to see them. What a waste of money!

  • @mufflejoy
    @mufflejoy 4 роки тому +124

    So he plays Village People and wants to kiss the guys. Closet in Chief.

  • @PhoenixHinds
    @PhoenixHinds 4 роки тому +167

    "They say I'm immune", says Trump. Whenever HE says "they", he means the voices in his head.

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 4 роки тому +11

      @Travel Tips The exact same comment again 🤦🏼‍♀️. Now you are actually making me feel sorry for your lack of knowledge and motives.

    • @Sierra-i4u
      @Sierra-i4u 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @PhoenixHinds
      @PhoenixHinds 4 роки тому +2

      @Travel Tips no. He has a daughter he groomed for it instead.

    • @amyyaekel3323
      @amyyaekel3323 4 роки тому +1

      @@PhoenixHinds beat me to it!😜

    • @scottie2636
      @scottie2636 Рік тому +1

      I've always wondered, who are these "they say" people that he keeps talking about?

  • @emk-mediapuck6163
    @emk-mediapuck6163 4 роки тому +73

    I am not sure which is the bigger joke: him claiming gis immunity from Covid or him bouncing to the Village People...

  • @victorvanderpol504
    @victorvanderpol504 4 роки тому +238

    He’s kissing ALL men but ONLY beautiful women

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 4 роки тому +16

      Victor van der Pol he almost said "ugly ones too" but caught himself.

    • @MichaelTBalonek
      @MichaelTBalonek 4 роки тому +5

      Line from the Daily Show. But yes 🤣

    • @jasoncollins7941
      @jasoncollins7941 4 роки тому +1

      Wow you’re negative he was saying all women in the crowd were beautiful.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 4 роки тому +2

      Jason Collins not likely. he would have just said "women".

    • @gonzalo4658
      @gonzalo4658 4 роки тому +1

      lol ew not kissing anything
      not kissing
      ugh

  • @JedHead77
    @JedHead77 4 роки тому +49

    His “dance” with his fists going side to side by his face, to a song by the Village People is lost among his “proud boys”. 😂

    • @jmfmendiburu8935
      @jmfmendiburu8935 4 роки тому +4

      Its YMCA...

    • @r.phaneberg1743
      @r.phaneberg1743 4 роки тому +9

      Dances Like a chubby little 3 year old...okay, a lot of 3-year-olds are better. What an embarrassment. In front of people who may get sick and die and he could care less.

    • @CoffinDoll
      @CoffinDoll 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CoffinDoll
      @CoffinDoll 4 роки тому +1

      @@r.phaneberg1743 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @donwood9396
    @donwood9396 4 роки тому +233

    'Politicated' - pretty much shows how bright Trump's supporters are...

    • @lavendermagic84
      @lavendermagic84 4 роки тому +7

      @Ian from FNQ It's probably not the first time he's used that word before 😂

    • @lizmol-san
      @lizmol-san 4 роки тому +27

      Didnt he say '.....if joe biden is re-elected'?
      🤣

    • @venusdourga
      @venusdourga 4 роки тому +2

      @@lizmol-san 😂

    • @ryansheesley3703
      @ryansheesley3703 4 роки тому +3

      @Ian from FNQ man you really hate the president, commenting on every comment you can. Loser

    • @tats_sacs
      @tats_sacs 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, respect to old people but senile people should not be allowed to vote.

  • @jr032582
    @jr032582 4 роки тому +256

    Trump’s YMCA: You’re Multiplying Covid in America...from The Village People

    • @mateowey
      @mateowey 4 роки тому +10

      Buahahahahaha!!! Thank you sir!! I spit my water out lmao

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +9

      It's so bizarre that this ends up being the soundtrack to this presidency

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +4

      Reality is hitting peak comedy

    • @yawjay7049
      @yawjay7049 4 роки тому +1

      This shows that he was lax in. the initial stages

    • @jessica92478
      @jessica92478 4 роки тому +2

      That was on point!!!!! 🤣

  • @hazeltracey8771
    @hazeltracey8771 4 роки тому +131

    I can’t with Trumps dancing 😂

    • @jewlzn7130
      @jewlzn7130 4 роки тому +20

      He has zero charisma or appeal. I wonder how Melania does it, especially now that he is broke! Ugh.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 4 роки тому +1

      Tbh, they all do it for campaigns and elections, and it's almost always on that level...more or less.

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 4 роки тому +3

      Are you sure it's not Alec Baldwin??!?

    • @JJ-bt7nx
      @JJ-bt7nx 4 роки тому +11

      He got into don jr's cocaine stash.

    • @jellyjamjello
      @jellyjamjello 4 роки тому +1

      I would pay to see a full concert of that

  • @rodimus371
    @rodimus371 4 роки тому +113

    “Never argue with stupid ,because they will bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience “

    • @saichand3951
      @saichand3951 4 роки тому +9

      That's why I don't argue with Democrats these days but sometimes I lose it to the bullshit...just the way Kimmel and all the late night and mainstream media spreading the democratic narrative and making fun of the president because they don't have any real content

    • @jacobn.3387
      @jacobn.3387 4 роки тому +2

      @@saichand3951 yeah its ridiculous

    • @suroorbutti9175
      @suroorbutti9175 4 роки тому +3

      Sai Chand they are obsessed with trump, and these “comedians” think they are funny and I cannot cringe and disagree more

    • @jenniferaraujo7349
      @jenniferaraujo7349 4 роки тому +1

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @edwardwright5377
      @edwardwright5377 3 роки тому

      It's sad that the truth is funny and scary.

  • @christielynnga
    @christielynnga 4 роки тому +159

    Trump's person that is selecting his songs is trolling him, jesus. lol

    • @moms4438
      @moms4438 4 роки тому +15

      He’s so disconnected with reality that this is probably true. He was sold on the “young man”

    • @Andrew-ec4ev
      @Andrew-ec4ev 4 роки тому +2

      Pretty sure he has always been a troll and is just trolling the media cuz he knows he’s gonna win again in November

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 4 роки тому +9

      Andrew 21 God help us, no. He has made this country one of the s***holes he's always talking about.

    • @Ten_Osmond
      @Ten_Osmond 4 роки тому +8

      That person hates HIM

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 4 роки тому +10

      And then Trump dances around like the pivot man in a circle jerk....such a freaking idiot!

  • @incognitro7634
    @incognitro7634 4 роки тому +151

    Trump has had the same "Dance Move" for over 40yrs.

    • @katelynb1569
      @katelynb1569 4 роки тому +30

      Travel Tips why don’t you kiss his feet while your at it. Why are you obsessed with someone who doesn’t care at all about you

    • @auto1640
      @auto1640 4 роки тому +7

      3:42 dancing while by law they desecrating the American flag

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 4 роки тому +21

      @Travel Tips You mean paying women to sleep with him. He could not even complete that deal.

    • @rs6109
      @rs6109 4 роки тому +9

      @Travel Tips lmao SAD

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 4 роки тому +1

      @@fallbackbee9170 imagine the shrinking effect of the roofs on his already little mushroom.

  • @Greg-vq9tu
    @Greg-vq9tu 4 роки тому +157

    I find it annoying that Jimmy Kimmel is aging so well and looks as good as he does right now. How is that fair?! He literally looks better now than he did 20 years ago. I doubt people will be saying the same about me. I’m not OK with this.

  • @squrrll
    @squrrll 4 роки тому +16

    We need more Molly segments, that was gold.

  • @Kaleidescope66
    @Kaleidescope66 4 роки тому +1

    Finally! I have been waiting for late night to take on the campaign music! Macho man, really? 😂😂😂😂
    Ok now I have finished watching HYSTERICAL! GREAT VIDEO!

  • @amyr3285
    @amyr3285 4 роки тому +57

    "... I think it's been politicated..." Wife looks up at him immediately. Is she thinking, "No, no, that's not the word!" or, is she thinking, " Wow, that's a big word you just said!"

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 4 роки тому +9

      Shes thinking it's a big word

    • @nigelyeo7048
      @nigelyeo7048 3 роки тому

      The absolute stupidity and ignorance of the typical trumpkin is mind boggling.

  • @waltergodsoe5526
    @waltergodsoe5526 4 роки тому +152

    DeSantis, Scott,Rubio and Trump can be credited for the Graveyard Theme Park, that is now Florida

    • @kendrarasberry3078
      @kendrarasberry3078 4 роки тому +8

      I live in Florida, and I feel like a major idiot every time Florida is on the news like this.

    • @anasueiras4668
      @anasueiras4668 4 роки тому +7

      All of the above need to be voted out. I live in Miami and I will never forget them for their complicit support kiss asses of Trump. Never forget their names.

    • @afp259
      @afp259 4 роки тому +2

      Kendra Rasberry @Kendra is it true, Florida lifted all restrictions? Restaurants are open without limiting the number of guests?

    • @kendrarasberry3078
      @kendrarasberry3078 4 роки тому

      @@afp259 I think so, but I don’t follow the news because I’m so tired of current events.

    • @afp259
      @afp259 4 роки тому +9

      @Kendra Rasberry I live in Germany so I just follow the things that happen in the US from an European perspective. Germany has slowly opened its schools a few weeks ago. The rules here are very similar to the CDC Guidelines. The major difference in Germany was, that the pandemic was never a political issue. All political party's agreed to handle this based on science. We also had a lot of discussion, made some mistakes but all in all we handled this not too bad. I do not often agree with my government, but it's much better to have a Scientist as a leader than a.. whatever... My state is located in the south of Germany and was a Hotspot. Nobody would have politically survived, suggesting to open schools during such high infection rates like in the US. About 10Mil. are living in my state... we had 480 new cases yesterday.... And we are going nuts because of this second wave. We were down to 50 cases per day during the summer.
      Bars and Restaurants are open with limitations. No mass events like Concerts. Wearing a Mask is only mandatory in Shops and public transport. We have also have a tracing app, that warns you, if you came close to a person who later gets tested positive. I am glad my children are back to Kindergarten and school, but it's like a surreal movie to watch Desantis and Betsy Devos..... How could they talk about reopening while every day the numbers are going up... That's like Disney World would open during the worst time of the pandemic... Oh wait.... wtf...

  • @screaminpman
    @screaminpman 4 роки тому +250

    Trump’s oversized suits make his hands look extra small.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 4 роки тому +11

      He's gotten fatter during quarantine.... Well, not HIS personal quarantine; I mean in general.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 4 роки тому +6

      He's got oversized undies as well.....

    • @H_A_L_7
      @H_A_L_7 4 роки тому +7

      @@B_Bodziak
      Clinically obese?

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 4 роки тому +7

      That's why trump misses seeing his junk, it made his hands look huge.

    • @kxj2298
      @kxj2298 4 роки тому +3

      Hiding the diaper

  • @supremeneon9757
    @supremeneon9757 4 роки тому +36

    one day I will tell my kids there was once a time where politics was not a joke, after I say that my kids will laugh because they will think I'm joking.

  • @darlenemorant8969
    @darlenemorant8969 4 роки тому +1

    You got to love Italians they're so open about EVERYTHING!!! Beautiful.

  • @CraftAmundous
    @CraftAmundous 4 роки тому +14

    "Blind Stupid Loyalty". ON. THE. NOSE.

  • @danhurl1349
    @danhurl1349 4 роки тому +11

    Why is nobody talking about how cute Jimmy and Molly are

  • @corinnewinterrousset
    @corinnewinterrousset 4 роки тому +52

    Please go in the crowd and kiss everyone....please do. Mr Immune.

  • @ethancastro2034
    @ethancastro2034 4 роки тому +25

    I think we need more Molly ousting Jimmy on this show.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, what else is in that closet😁?

    • @fransiscus1008
      @fransiscus1008 4 роки тому +3

      @@mk1st what's wrong with the t-shirts and the 3 sharks... Idk why?? Tell me

  • @JS-zk2xb
    @JS-zk2xb 4 роки тому

    "Spready Kreuger!" Priceless!!!

  • @robies9
    @robies9 4 роки тому +82

    This is why other countries are laughing at us. Absolutely embarrassing!!!!!

    • @NG-cx1mm
      @NG-cx1mm 4 роки тому +11

      Not laughing. We are seriously worried, greetings from Europe. Take care.

    • @meront8158
      @meront8158 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂👀am one of them

    • @dross2172
      @dross2172 4 роки тому +5

      Hell no, we're not laughing. We all had a good laugh when he became the GOP nominee and were horrified when he became President but he's about as funny as a severe migraine headache now.

    • @poppawhoppaoz2480
      @poppawhoppaoz2480 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, the entire world laughs at stupid evil Trump... but no one is laughing at the American people ... we support you in this difficult time dealing with multiple trials so stay strong ... remember “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men & women to do nothing.” ... so America please save yourselves ... dump trump and vote 🇺🇸BIDEN/ HARRIS 2020🇺🇸

    • @micpalmieri
      @micpalmieri 4 роки тому +2

      Everytime I see something like this, though I understand your suffering as American, I feel like I must say it that it could have been worse. How worse, you ask? Well, maybe your president could be a huge failure fighting COVID (as he was) as still see his numbers go up in terms of popularity. Impossible? That's exactly what is happening here in Brazil

  • @dougrobbins5367
    @dougrobbins5367 4 роки тому +180

    He wants to kiss all the guys. That should go over big with his evangelical base

    • @albertlee5272
      @albertlee5272 4 роки тому +8

      Good one & really funny😀

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 4 роки тому +15

      Travel Tips drank too much of the orange Fool-Aid lol

    • @FilmArtPhoto
      @FilmArtPhoto 4 роки тому +10

      ALL of the guys... but only the "beautiful" women! LOL, he won't be kissing the ugly ones!

    • @dougrobbins5367
      @dougrobbins5367 4 роки тому +5

      @@JesusRamirez03 He's off the rails

    • @dougrobbins5367
      @dougrobbins5367 4 роки тому +10

      @Travel Tips YOu are one sick puppy

  • @tophers3756
    @tophers3756 4 роки тому +225

    I'm sure Trump knows who the Village People are. He probably did coke in the balcony of Studio 54 with them.

    • @ilovenyiloveny1140
      @ilovenyiloveny1140 4 роки тому +2

      You know that he never drank alcohol, drugs or smoked.

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 4 роки тому +23

      @@ilovenyiloveny1140 hahaha you've gotta be kidding!!! Dude definitely used to use coke like his sons still do, though he's moved to Adderal and strong antihistamines, the type used to make meth. If you believe that sobriety nonsense, well god bless your heart, child

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 4 роки тому +4

      @@jennifermcgoldrick6323 I think the proper phrase is "Bless your LITTLE heart"

    • @kilgirlietrout
      @kilgirlietrout 4 роки тому +13

      He was never cool enough for Studio54

    • @guywithjeep
      @guywithjeep 4 роки тому +10

      @@kilgirlietrout probably the off brand studio 54, artists workroom 45

  • @rippletea7143
    @rippletea7143 4 роки тому +76

    Trumps getting on my nerves. He doesn’t want to vote by mail, but he’s literally having hundreds of thousands of people at his ralles-

    • @stormrungaming
      @stormrungaming 4 роки тому +3

      voting by mail means it would be safer.. They already said multiple times that their plan is herd immunity. They are just making it happen.

    • @shelby4771
      @shelby4771 4 роки тому +3

      Not to mention that Presidents ONLY vote by mail...

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 4 роки тому +6

      @@stormrungaming well he's scared that people can vote easily.... even in 2016 a lot of people didn't bother to vote because of work or family.... be it single parents , adults taking care of their parents, or people having to work two jobs to earn a living... with mail in you can vote and drop off your ballot without dramatically adjusting your day... which mean more people voting against him , see he know his cult of supporters is small compared to the rest of the us population that still uses their brains... so much for all the bs lies about him having plenty of support and the majority of America supporting him...like always he says one thing but his actions speak the opposite

    • @stormrungaming
      @stormrungaming 4 роки тому +4

      @@markrayes2973 "I know it's hard to fathom, but he's still got lots of fans! If you ain't never seen one... connect the dots, because they're mostly white supremacists and Russian Twitter Bots." - Randy Rainbow

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 4 роки тому +5

      He votes by mail, he just doesn't want regular people to do it.

  • @Mozart1220
    @Mozart1220 4 роки тому +77

    His comments about kissing everyone were just plain creepy.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому +4

      and - at least in part - given his track record?
      Unsurprising... :-/

    • @cathyleatherman3097
      @cathyleatherman3097 4 роки тому +7

      Creepy is what he does best

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 4 роки тому

      itd be weirder otherwise: 2020

    • @katalac
      @katalac 4 роки тому +1

      The creepiest thing is thing is he really thinks everything would love that

    • @cathyleatherman3097
      @cathyleatherman3097 4 роки тому +1

      He will kiss anyone’s ass if there is money in it

  • @moms4438
    @moms4438 4 роки тому +27

    Oh... he’s feeling the “young man” that’s his new thing, he thinks he is young 😂😂

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 4 роки тому +9

      Is it the euphoria one drug gives OR is it the "psychotic manifestations" common with another drug he was given? Either way, it doesn't look like he's cured to me.
      It looks like he's riding the high from both of those drugs mixed with his normal dementia.

    • @brassholio
      @brassholio 4 роки тому +4

      He thinks that he's a perfect physical specimen of a man so what do you expect?

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 4 роки тому +2

      erika That is one miraculous drug cocktail they mixed up for him at Walter Reed!

    • @shubert418
      @shubert418 4 роки тому +2

      While he's high lolol. What a dumbass, making a fool of himself. Right out of office.

  • @debbyjohnson6546
    @debbyjohnson6546 4 роки тому +147

    Gross he will kiss everybody; does that mean we all get checks for sexual harassment

    • @yadadoo20
      @yadadoo20 4 роки тому +8

      "I just start kissing, I don't even wait".

    • @danjwalker
      @danjwalker 4 роки тому +7

      Depending on what turns you on, it’ll be “stimulus check”.

    • @lorton1971
      @lorton1971 4 роки тому +5

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 4 роки тому +2

      130 K each! (FIAT-dollars).

  • @Cali-Girl
    @Cali-Girl 4 роки тому +8

    Someone needs to teach him about the cultural popularity of the Village People, and the YMCA good time meaning.

  • @haroldpinteresque4460
    @haroldpinteresque4460 4 роки тому +14

    Followed up two weeks later by Trump's "Bring out your dead" tour.

  • @Rikitikisiki
    @Rikitikisiki 4 роки тому +12

    Jimmy's and Molly's relationship is life goals tbh.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 3 роки тому

      It's a great looking relationship. Esp that they work together. Hope they live happily ever after🌹💖🇺🇲🦋💞

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 4 роки тому +1

    The dance montage has made my day!! Too funny. YMCA

  • @Admire111
    @Admire111 4 роки тому +4

    hehehehe, trump's dancing with his fists in the air is hilarious 😂

  • @eyekanspalwerds7824
    @eyekanspalwerds7824 4 роки тому +151

    "Droplets of love in the air at Trump's return rally." Sounds disgusting, but accurate.

    • @paulalim1476
      @paulalim1476 4 роки тому +3

      We are all expendable to this Orange ghoul...

    • @randomrangoon5476
      @randomrangoon5476 4 роки тому +3

      Trump's favorite droplets of love are yellow

    • @jackiewilson6249
      @jackiewilson6249 4 роки тому +1

      Droplets of covid spreading among them.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому +3

    Oh my goodness!!!! It’s fun to stay at the “Walter Reed Hospital”!
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣💞🤣🤣🤗🥴🤗

  • @cindymorose6673
    @cindymorose6673 4 роки тому +90

    He lives in a reality show and his followers are just “extras”!

  • @darrendominic8184
    @darrendominic8184 4 роки тому +3

    Jimmy you and your family and your show is just so uplifting and great entertainment

  • @garypofahl622
    @garypofahl622 4 роки тому +11

    All his followers are ready for the Kool-Aid now!

    • @mrkacang7277
      @mrkacang7277 4 роки тому

      All of biden followers are ready to eat the china bats

  • @germinatevelocity
    @germinatevelocity 4 роки тому +71

    February 7 - Interview with Bob Woodward: “This is deadly stuff,” “You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed,” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flus.”
    February 7 -

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 4 роки тому +9

      Thanks, that's very useful!

    • @ryansheesley3703
      @ryansheesley3703 4 роки тому +3

      March to current date. Democratic governors sending covid patients into nursing homes. PA, VA, MI, NY and even NJ have up to 68 percent of their deaths from nursing homes. Dont have tunnel vision, call out both sides. Thats the only way we'll ever get along as a country, when people like you quit arguing just one side.

    • @soaressupermario
      @soaressupermario 4 роки тому +7

      Great work... 👍
      It's always a pleaser read the words of the GREAT LEADER and be aware that HE is always right, that HE knows everything SO CLEAR, that HE is so PERFECT...
      (GOSH... I HATE HIM) 😠😠😠

    • @RockPowerUSA
      @RockPowerUSA 4 роки тому +4

      Yes it's amazing that someone can be that Obviously wrong and complicit In a transparent very open very public battle of Negating truths that are happening. TRUMP might be immune to virus now, But he seems to always have been immune to accountability, personal responsibility, and liability.
      HOW??????

    • @bike4peaceRTW
      @bike4peaceRTW 4 роки тому

      Now do one of Cuomo of New York telling people it was nothing to worry about. Go about your daily routine, take the subway etc.

  • @Hjpoia
    @Hjpoia 4 роки тому +2

    This man is a comedian🤣🤣🤣I can’t!!! Trump I love you you made me laughhh

  • @All_Things_Dionne
    @All_Things_Dionne 4 роки тому +2

    The Walter Reed Hospital part is what took me out. Hahahaha.

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 4 роки тому +692

    "Pez-brained president..." You got that right, Jimmy!

    • @smaghead
      @smaghead 4 роки тому +6

      You are beyond ignorant to point to where duct tape can’t fix you

    • @kingdavidischosen
      @kingdavidischosen 4 роки тому +8

      @@smaghead lol look at the people that support biden 😲

    • @smaghead
      @smaghead 4 роки тому +5

      @@kingdavidischosen nobody shows up to his rally, there are more trumps supporter that show up to his rallies than Biden supporters😂❄️🤣 NEXT

    • @nickreaper6624
      @nickreaper6624 4 роки тому +19

      Lol there's actually ignorants that support trump here, I'm not even American but I really am embarrassed for you

    • @generalblankenship
      @generalblankenship 4 роки тому +5

      @@nickreaper6624 The hypocrisy in your comment made me laugh, thanks

  • @Max2U
    @Max2U 4 роки тому +43

    That is wrong. The Village People just recently cane out and told him to stop using their music.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 4 роки тому +3

      Trump doesn't care. He will use it anyway, and then turn around and use taxpayer dollars to fund his DOJ legal defense. Republicans have made him untouchable (legally) and Trump knows it.

    • @roberttaylor9563
      @roberttaylor9563 4 роки тому +1

      Covid, there a place you can go, I say Covid when your short on your dough.

  • @moukafaslouka4796
    @moukafaslouka4796 4 роки тому +13

    Way to go Kimmel!

  • @Spacemonkie42
    @Spacemonkie42 4 роки тому +3

    Dancing with the SARS.

  • @thomassutton3421
    @thomassutton3421 4 роки тому +1

    *_Molly is very funny. More Molly please._*

  • @SF-rn3uc
    @SF-rn3uc 4 роки тому +94

    He never had it so, of course he is free. He just wanted to boast that he won something!!!!!!

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 4 роки тому +12

      could make sense...or he has it and is knowingly spreading it.... i mean it makes you wonder why the Wh made them sign a non disclosure agreement

  • @Alamito24
    @Alamito24 4 роки тому +230

    This ill-shaped, lumpy president with the peculiar gait is getting creepier as days pass. If you can imagine a tuskless walrus trying to "dance" to the Village People, well imagine no longer... can cowboy apparel be the next indignity to be trotted out?

    • @truongthai370
      @truongthai370 4 роки тому +8

      Prepare to enjoy his next 4 years bro :)) I'm from Canada and it's fun to watch American Super Fun DemocRats Reality Show. Long live the King (Donald Trump)!

    • @katelynb1569
      @katelynb1569 4 роки тому +19

      Truong Thai there’s something wrong with u

    • @trafalgarlaw1409
      @trafalgarlaw1409 4 роки тому +7

      @@truongthai370 nope. We have had enough for series of drama that divided the USA made by Donald Mc Clown and his minions. We won't attack Republicans as a whole, because some of them have our respect.

    • @karenwiswell5618
      @karenwiswell5618 4 роки тому

      🤦😂

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 4 роки тому +10

      @@truongthai370 You will one day regret supporting Trump. Canada is not free from tyrany and you will one day know what it is to fear for your country.

  • @Opsnews365
    @Opsnews365 4 роки тому +2

    That dance tho killed me lol

  • @katrinahase
    @katrinahase 4 роки тому +1

    More Molly! Omg she's hilarious!

  • @Zett76
    @Zett76 4 роки тому +12

    "Don't ever use the word smart with me"
    - This will sum up the trump and his supporters, perfectly. Imagine this as the headline of the "Trump era" in history school books, 50 years from now.

    • @paulinalang8930
      @paulinalang8930 4 роки тому +4

      You cannot use the word “Smart” with trump because he is lacking all the positive meaning of each letter....
      Trump is NOT
      Sensitive
      Merciful
      Aware....(of any thing but himself )
      Respectful
      Trustworthy.
      **************************************
      Trump IS the NEGATIVE of each letter.
      Sociopathic
      Maniacal
      Arrogant
      Reprehensible
      Traitorous.
      So, when he said that to Biden......👍🏻

    • @Stardust_7273
      @Stardust_7273 4 роки тому

      I can imagine telling my grandkids about what it was like living through this time like old people in the past have told war stories or about what it was like living through the Great Depression. Now I just need some kids so I can maybe have some grandkids 🤣 If not I would just tell any kids who would listen.

  • @LongJourneys
    @LongJourneys 4 роки тому +19

    Having dropped my phone in the toilet before I can relate

  • @dma69nyc
    @dma69nyc 4 роки тому +11

    Someone needs to explain to Trump that there's a difference dancing and aerobics.

  • @dannmarceau
    @dannmarceau 4 роки тому +23

    Ask them why they're voting Trump... "He had a t.v. show once".

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому

    Oh my word that exchange with his wife was hilarious!!!! The three whales.. you’ll find out on the left side of the bed!!! Hilarious....

  • @Jessi8074
    @Jessi8074 4 роки тому +17

    The Village People don’t fight him playing that bc they are laughing their tiaras off at the irony

    • @lillic8522
      @lillic8522 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine Trump in thight black leather pants and chains 😂😂😂

    • @katalac
      @katalac 4 роки тому +1

      @@lillic8522 🤮

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому

      They actually told him to stop at one point then gave up...

    • @ChristinaaArmani
      @ChristinaaArmani 3 роки тому

      @@katalac 🤢🤢🤢

  • @DanielVig-wv2ju
    @DanielVig-wv2ju 4 роки тому +5

    YMCA: Yelling My Covid Away

  • @shanzhi3184
    @shanzhi3184 4 роки тому +59

    Only this derp🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
    Doesn’t he realize that song is a 🤬🤬🤬PRIDE anthem?
    I hope the Village People tell him to kiss their collective behinds

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 4 роки тому +7

      Actually, the producer is laughing all the way to the bank. Also, I think people have forgotten. Now it's just a fun nostalgic song... sung by a cop, construction worker, cowboy, motorcycle rider, and a Latino passing as an indigenous American.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 4 роки тому +8

      With his ideas of grandeur, he's probably convinced it was written only for him...

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 4 роки тому +8

      @@thomthom6268 , most people haven't forgotten. But it's sooo ironic and fun that no one will tell him.

    • @jellyjamjello
      @jellyjamjello 4 роки тому +4

      I think they are just gonna laugh at him

    • @mabelurena8311
      @mabelurena8311 4 роки тому

      Collective behind..hahahaha

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 4 роки тому +5

    Elect a clown, expect a circus!

  • @nunyabiz12345
    @nunyabiz12345 3 роки тому

    That iPhone mini joke with the Pez made my sides hurt🤣🤣😂😬😔😒😪

  • @roseblake5803
    @roseblake5803 4 роки тому +66

    The Village People are actually trying to get trump to stop playing their song. Keith Richards told America to get rid of him.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 4 роки тому +3

      Rose Blake REM wants him to stop using theirs, too.

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar 4 роки тому +3

      .... Keith Richards is a Rolling Stone.
      He's also the only human completely immune from disease, drug use, STDs and Covid. Keith Richards will outlive our grandchildren.

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar 4 роки тому +1

      @@ZENSIBLE Hey man, this is UA-cam. I didn't come to be reminded of reality.

    • @roseblake5803
      @roseblake5803 4 роки тому +3

      @@visceratrocar : Everyone knows Keith is a Stone. The Rolling Stones made trump stop playing their music as well.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe he could use Randy Rainbow songs? 🤔

  • @concordep2504
    @concordep2504 4 роки тому +34

    Man guys your president has lost it even more than normal.

    • @dennis141288
      @dennis141288 4 роки тому +1

      and I bet it's working... Trump suddenly has Covid and Suddenly is all better and developed a Vaccine and bla bla bla. This is practically straight out of North Korea...

  • @P5YcHoKiLLa
    @P5YcHoKiLLa 4 роки тому +9

    So, he's playing YMCA when he goes out and telling the crowd he's gonna come out and kiss the men...is there something Donnie should be telling "Melanie"?...."Make America Fabulouuuuuus Again"
    12:17 Why does that door look so thin?

  • @vladi1475S
    @vladi1475S 4 роки тому +169

    Trump is organizing corona parties during his rallies during a pandemic.

    • @stephenmassaquoi2814
      @stephenmassaquoi2814 4 роки тому +8

      Accurate 😂

    • @83lulube
      @83lulube 4 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @Visceralreality
      @Visceralreality 4 роки тому +10

      its all part of the "herd mentality" plan...

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 4 роки тому +3

      what about the riots And protests? for the past 6 months or it only applies to republicans?

    • @jellyjamjello
      @jellyjamjello 4 роки тому +1

      Shhhhh. Don’t tell him

  • @radrianmgargurevich7826
    @radrianmgargurevich7826 4 роки тому

    The part with his wife was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

  • @groot3297
    @groot3297 4 роки тому +32

    I can't believe people are actually still for Trump even after all this, it's mind blowing how bad he's handled this covid thing and how does he rank with other presidents, oh yeah dead last.

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 4 роки тому +1

      Shows you how poorly our education system fails, and how desperately some people need to belong to a group that is on or below their own level. They can overlook the cult leader picking their pockets, and selling us out to the Russians just to feel loved.

    • @PraveenKumar-kt1qr
      @PraveenKumar-kt1qr 4 роки тому +3

      U see Biden develops China ... Trump develops USA & world 🌎

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 4 роки тому +1

      @@PraveenKumar-kt1qr yawn. Get some new material.

    • @HIVELESSB
      @HIVELESSB 4 роки тому +1

      Groot, because they don't have brain damage.

    • @illinoisillinois2441
      @illinoisillinois2441 4 роки тому

      I’m voting Trump

  • @Nothinglefttosay
    @Nothinglefttosay 4 роки тому +34

    The village people have asked continuously for Trump not to use their music.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 роки тому +5

      It’s like musicians can’t have political opinions ...

    • @AyeCarumba221
      @AyeCarumba221 4 роки тому +10

      The republican party has been sued many times for stealing music that was not authorized. They dont care. They keep stealing music for their events anyway. Including the convention this year.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 роки тому +1

      I think this is covered under “compulsory licensing”. It’s legal, and there’s nothing the musicians can do about it.

    • @Chereese0808
      @Chereese0808 4 роки тому +2

      @@lawrencedoliveiro9104
      Not true.
      Copyright laws

    • @rosedawn123
      @rosedawn123 4 роки тому

      @@Chereese0808 it doesnt apply to the WH. check out the ledgislation, try google

  • @xl000
    @xl000 4 роки тому +54

    Notice how trump specifically said the beautiful women, like he doesn't want to even touch something that is less than a 7 or 7.5

    • @sawyerwuerth7728
      @sawyerwuerth7728 4 роки тому +3

      He doesn’t wan’t to touch something the same as him 0-1

    • @googleuser2874
      @googleuser2874 4 роки тому +4

      @@sawyerwuerth7728 I always find it hilarious how judgmental he is of the women he supposedly "likes" but he himself is probably in the negative.

    • @kimberlydominique8981
      @kimberlydominique8981 4 роки тому

      Poor First Lady hearing this omg!!!!

    • @xl000
      @xl000 4 роки тому

      @Chris Wyatt actually, the ugly ones are the ones are quite fun to have sex with, because they won't say no to almost anything. So you have some kind of fetish that you want to try you can almost always do it with a 2 to 4...

    • @isaacsechslingloff9894
      @isaacsechslingloff9894 4 роки тому

      @@xl000 weird flex but okay

  • @bodycenteredwisdom
    @bodycenteredwisdom 4 роки тому +5

    Molly’s got the streets smarts and sense of humor outmatching Jimmie’s!!!

  • @benzin5458
    @benzin5458 4 роки тому

    Drive in rally. That's a great idea. I would attend that, if I can stay in my car.

  • @JAMinerViews
    @JAMinerViews 4 роки тому

    Jim and Molly back and forth... Lmfao!!!

  • @BarbadosBeerFestival
    @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 роки тому +9

    OMG there is a Trump dance...
    new TikTok challenge tomorrow. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pelipequi1493
    @pelipequi1493 4 роки тому +15

    Thinking about Wag the dog, I still don't believe he had Covid.

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe 4 роки тому +12

    Putin makes Tiny Orange play YMCA as a joke.

  • @loraoflahrity130
    @loraoflahrity130 4 роки тому +1

    Pez head president is absolutely hysterical when dancing, the the dub in "Walter Reed Hospital" put me over the edge!

  • @Kashara1986
    @Kashara1986 4 роки тому

    It’s Trump dancing for me 😂🤣😭.
    I was literally laughing out loud.
    Literally 😩

  • @lisagibson2812
    @lisagibson2812 4 роки тому +7

    Careful ladies, guard your cats 🐈 he's in a grabbing mood.

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP 4 роки тому +72

    As much as I want to laugh, I just can't cause people over here in the UK are following Trumps example now too. His stupidity is literally growing like cancer around the globe. Please America, stop this madness!

    • @joy-115
      @joy-115 4 роки тому +9

      😢 it's so awful and unbelievable

    • @flowerpie
      @flowerpie 4 роки тому +6

      Totally agree, as a fellow UK citizen I can see the crazy is spreading faster than the virus!! Vote Trump out people, do the whole world a favour 🙂

    • @munashemsipa4177
      @munashemsipa4177 4 роки тому +1

      As a UK person people are not acting like we are because of Trump. We recognise our rights and are wasry of government overstepping their authority. Us people will suffer to fix this economy so alot of us feel disgruntled. Sorry that you feel so comfortable that COVID is stopping our lived

    • @philliesphan312
      @philliesphan312 4 роки тому

      Why don't u.k citizens which pay for royalty lol to sit on their ass tell soyboy and his hag to stay the hell out of our elections!

    • @flowerpie
      @flowerpie 4 роки тому +2

      @AnticommentWarrior very much looking forward to a world after Trump 🙂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +11

    1:15
    "The body of Pez..."
    "Amen."

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 3 роки тому

    Jimmy ❤️. My god. How many times did u watch the Dumpty do that dance??? When u did it it was just about perfect!!!!🌹💖🔥🦋

  • @chef-travisguidry4897
    @chef-travisguidry4897 4 роки тому

    love it... u so real... Thanks Chef Travis

  • @catgladwell5684
    @catgladwell5684 4 роки тому +42

    "I eat healthy" says a clearly overweight red faced cardiac case. You think?

    • @feijoaify
      @feijoaify 4 роки тому +5

      HAHA, my thoughts exactly.

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, only 'healthy' chicken and 'healthy' beef... No skinny proteins here...

  • @gregoryM8105
    @gregoryM8105 4 роки тому +32

    Donald will try to sit on your face! DONT YOU LET HIM !

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 4 роки тому

      Is that what Melania's mother told her before her wedding day?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +27

    100% chance that 'left side of the bed' bit is going on Wikipedia.

  • @paullie1963
    @paullie1963 4 роки тому

    The end of that clip with Molly was classic. LMAO

  • @UniversalProductionMusicUS
    @UniversalProductionMusicUS 4 роки тому

    Needed a good laugh. Thanks, Kimmel.

  • @Stevie_B_0828
    @Stevie_B_0828 4 роки тому +15

    Well, this has completely ruined the Village People for me. 🙄