Listen here, GA8dad, you prolly did get $10 off your groceries because of the self-checkout! Consumers receive lower prices generated from the payroll savings! Those laid-off workers saved the store a ton & you know the savings are always passed along to the customer 🙄
These supermarkets are losing a boatload of money. They must know this and figured out that the theft of groceries is still cheaper than paying employees a paycheck and benefits.
Any store with a head has staff manning the self-checkout. Unfortunately they exist in the event that the new hire doesn't show up and we still need registers open
"I don't know what's going on. but it's not what you're telling me!" truly some words to live by! just think of all the information you withhold from customers or your spouse, because you think it might lead to a bad outcome.
danm! this is the third time my comment got a heart from the channel. 🤯 as a 90s kid growing up with fan letters, this is insane to me. despite working in software development and having made friends on the internet from all over the world since my teens. I still remember that fan letter I wrote as a stupid 12yo. child. thinking they would actually sent it across the globe and have some mega star read it. I think I'm loosing my point here... so yeah what a time to be alive. Please come back for a JRE.
It's so, SO much faster. Plus, the more useless jobs that can be eliminated, the better, as we're eventually going to be forced to deal with technological unemployment.
I had about $500 worth of groceries in a buggy and nobody to check it out so I left it. I do not allow them to check my receipt or my items after I have purchased them either. They are mine, you got a warrant?
I don't know about this one...I hate being stuck in line behind someone for 30 minutes because the cashier charged 50 cents more for something that's $1.20, so they want the manager. Self-Checkout is a godsend for me especially since the most I buy are only 2-10 items at a time.
The problem isnt that they exist, theres still the option of cashiers. The problem is that eventually, they will be used to phase out paying employees and you'll have no choice anymore.
@@chase_h.01 Places like Walmart and superstore will close all the cash lines after a certain time and just have self checkout available, it’s annoying
I actually prefer using self-checkout at grocery stores, unless I have a lot of stuff. It's nice not having to deal with the obligatory small talk. Just pay and get going.
The Walmart I go to started limiting self-checkout to 15 items or less forcing me to get checked out by a cashier and goddamn it's brutal. They only have like 2 or 3 lanes open meaning long ass lines. The cashier is so slow that I could've checked out faster even when I had to look up produce with missing bar codes. And there's always some guy standing right next to you when you're paying. I miss using self-checkout where it was faster, no long lines, no slow/stupid cashiers and no one looking over your shoulder while paying. Being forced to use cashiers is annoying and a waste of my time.
I had this same reaction to the self checkouts that a quite new in my country, but I've been using them ever since cause its faster no standing in line (there is like 6 self checkouts and only 2 old fashion ones).So while I had the same thoughts I actually like it cause I'm out the store faster I hate waiting.
@@badgerfishinski6857 Actually if you have a lot of stuff you use a self scanner during shopping you scan the item and put it in the cart then at the self check out you just put the scanner in front of the machine and pay.
I get a creepy feeling though, when I'm checking myself out they still have that one employee standing there to make sure I don't steal...lol. I used to work for Walmart and the low pay we had should be considered theft. They were stealing from us to begin with by paying piss poor wages. That wasn't enough? They have to lay off more cashiers to install self checkout and steal some more?....lol.
Geez in Australia there may be 2 checkouts with cashiers at them, and 25 self serve ones you soon get over yourself when you realise how much faster it is
@rogergeyer9851 see ppl in wheelchairs using them so not 1st world problems lol, that's just your opinion V mine... first world problems are ppl like you expecting others to serve you like you're on a throne
Next year one of these stores should do an Elf Check out line. So theres a third option where you can get checked out by a group of whimsical little elves
Hi Bill, I love your comedy. With regards to conspiracy theories, watch George Carlin's stuff... I mean he passed away years ago. He called a lot of things that has since happened, and he was joking and making people laugh. Now post C-19 my mind is blown.
So how many buggy whip makers are there vs. people working in car factories? THE WORLD CHANGES. If you don't deal with that, your life gets a lot worse.
@@rogergeyer9851 I don't think about myself but others . Many older people work in shops for few extra years just to get retirement. Where this people will go ?
In reality, I don't think that happens much. Twice, because of being distracted, tired, having had a HORRENDOUS day, and something unusual going on, I managed to walk out of a grocery store without paying for something. One time I realized it at the car while unloading my cart, and once I managed to get to my driveway before the light dawned. In both cases I went back, fessed up, and apologized. And in both cases they said NO PROBLEM, AS LONG AS YOU COME BACK AND PAY. Any time I've had problems that weren't that randomness, it was employee error (tags on things they weren't supposed to tag, causing alarms to go off), or security checks (like an age-related DVD, requiring someone to sanity check my age). Never any problems. Just a request to see my receipt and check on whatever is up. I don't think honest mistakes will often get you in much trouble -- vs. cramming items places so you can steal them.
I don't mind the self-checkout. Most stores don't have enough cashiers, so you skip the line, and you don't have to deal with the half-tard that is invariably running the register.
If the choice is self-check opportunities (there are still staffed cash registers) or paying more for what I buy there, I can scan my own purchases. Adapt or die.
It’s so much faster ; i prefer do a bit of work than wait 10 more minutes.. Sad because in a few years this is going to be the unique way to check out at groceries stores..
I go up to the check in counter, they act like I'm a bother to their resting. Then threaten to not board me, I think my crime was smiling maybe smirking. But in the tsa area you can get a TSA ah forget it.
one of my colleagues was in line at a grocery store waiting for the cashier, listening to his bill podcast and an employee tapped him on the shoulder and told him that self checkout are open..., long story short, f bombs were exchanged and, wait for it, he got kicked out of the store (without his groceries) 😂
WTH? If you don't notice the line open up and you just stand there, WHY blame the employee for trying to help you (and the other customers in line behind you). That's insane. He DESERVED to be kicked out. Once in a blue moon I'll be thinking when there's a line and not notice a register open at a self-checkout stand. I always quickly say, "Oops. Sorry. Thanks.", and move on when an employee (correctly) points that out to me. Everybody's happy. No harm, no foul. And certainly no F-bombs or being thrown out. Too many people cause their own problems by acting like jerks instead of admitting, hey, this time I made a small mistake. What's the big deal, anyway?
They have soldiers with machine guns in major European airports, like in Berlin, due to concern about terrorism. And if they have to, they'll take out civilians while taking out the terrorists (not deliberately, but they have their orders / priorities). I'm just as happy no longer putting up with the hassle of flying.
I used to work in a grocery store. No one liked watching over the 6 self checkout stations we had. Worst part of the job. I don't know about all self-checkout machines in grocery stores but when you would swipe the item, you would have to place it in the bagging area. I mean HAD to because the bagging area is also a scale and its for thief purposes. That means that when you swipe and put it in the bagging area, you have to wait for the computer to understand to scan the next item. Costumers would just start scanning a bunch of shit and the machine would just checkout until you came over to just press a button to shut the thing up. The only way to go about them is to treat them like their express checkouts (1-12 items limit). I would enforce that rule until the self-checkouts would get crazy busy and your helping one guy here, one guy there. Then one moron would decide with a cart FULL of groceries to use the self-checkout and with how sensitive the machines are and take so long. Why would they even want to use self-checkout with all those groceries. Also people would steal not even on purpose. When the customer is ready to pay and they tap their card and run off and the card now wants you to insert cause its either just stupid or you didnt tap your card properly.
How many people who fly frequently, would gladly risk a terrorist blowing up their plane, for the ability to just board the fucking plane, minus the cavity searches?
I loved self check outs from the start, I loathed the small talk from the cashiers and didn't like how they bagged my stuff...but now I see it's just been a plan to take away jobs and to make the whole experience 'humanless' and I should of been fighting against it
In the real world, efficiency, cost, being competitive, and what most customers want -- are what matter over time. It's evolution. Businesses that can't effectively compete will DIE. Now that they have monitors for issues, and the self-checkouts work relatively well 99% of the time, they're a HUGE improvement over long slow lines, IMO. And for a while yet at least, if you can't handle a self checkout, you can CHOOSE to wait in the long line. (Have fun).
If you ever stood In line in long checkout line(or even a small one) and have to wait for some idiot who doesn't have a clue about what they are doing or some jerk who buys a shit load of stuff and wants to pay in change I tha.nk God for self check out I can do it faster and I'm outta there I worked in retail and I can tell check outs can be a major pain what I previously stated is true I've have had people bring in their coin jar people who want you to explain every single charge on their receipt who have to fumble for their card when it's time to pay cashier's who don't know what they're doing I've had people fill out applications that couldn't spell right or even do simple math self check out I'm in control the store is not having you do their job they are giving those smart enough who hate waiting in line to do it themselves you be amazed at how many don't do it and prefer to stand in line and wait cause they can't cut it
SPCA microchips pets that are adopted. They give you the paperwork with the barcode for tracking in the event the animal gets lost. It's in their ear. So yeah, Bill. It's there already. Hmmmmm
I'm Ok with self checkout, Id rather do it then have a stranger fuck it up. And the less direct human contact these days suits me fine 🤣 we have well over 10 or more self checkouts in super markets. \😁/
And btw...They can ask for your receipt but you don’t have to give it to them. All these sheep hand over their receipts and let these Walmart employees search them and their bags. Idiots!
I feel the same way but I try to never take it out on the people working at the place. I know most of time they’re paid very poorly and they have no say-so in these decisions. They’re just regular ppl like us, working a job they hate to buy shit they don’t need to pay people they hate and impress people they don’t like. Capitalism at it’s finest.
"I'm above this job." Really, Bill? Nobody is above ANY job. Get a doctorate in the most scientifically challenging field & you're at still not better than the cogs. Fucking period. Never expected that bourgeois sanctimonious exceptionalism from BB.
I prefer the in and out of self checkout as opposed to standing in line, and I wouldn't exactly consider scanning a barcode 'work'. #FirstWorldProblems
I love self checkout. Removing things from your cart and scanning them as they cross from cart to bag isn't any harder than setting them on the belt. Should they be putting things from the shelves into your cart and accompany you outside to load them in the car for you too? Does mommy still cut the crusts off your sandwiches for you?
Honestly, i love self checkout.. i STRONGLY prefer it, because it means i don't have to interact with anyone.. however, i also completely understand others distaste for it..
Things that are overdone. 1-Self checkout lanes. 2- pineapple on pizza. 3- ketchup on hot dogs. 4- miliionaire comedians that think they’re funny talking about regular people doing crappy jobs. Get over yourself.
Some topics are just icebreakers man, they aren't to be taken seriously. It's to gauge the temperature of the room. Like when people talk about the weather, it's a social warm-up. When you get to know someone well then you can chuck the social pleasantries and have better conversations.
The worst part, if a cashier messes up and undercharges you or misses the stuff under the cart. That's on them You mess up at the self checkout, YOU are a thief. Stupid
I dont know what the fuck everyone is complaining about? Before they had self checkout there were only 2 people working registers anyways. Now you can scan your shit,pay the machine,and bounce.
Give me 10 bucks off my groceries for using the self check out.
Exactly. Should be illegal to take away jobs that way… i get automation in some industries but not in supermarkeds… bad for everyone
You can get 10 bucks off by not scanning certain items.
@@DavieLad85 🏆
Maybe I shouldn't say this but I get atleast 10 dollars off every time I use self checkout. Its the pay they owe me for doing there job
Listen here, GA8dad, you prolly did get $10 off your groceries because of the self-checkout! Consumers receive lower prices generated from the payroll savings! Those laid-off workers saved the store a ton & you know the savings are always passed along to the customer 🙄
The best part of self checkout is when they have 3 staff members there "monitoring". It would be much faster if the 3 of them opened a register.
When a privately run business reminds you of the USPS re efficiency, it CAN'T be a good thing.
The best part is no Chatty Cathy.
Well actually it would be better if they hired more cashier's.
@@YouAreStillNotablaze Well, if you like higher prices, sure.
@@charlesspringer4709 Someone's gotta pay somewhere.
“I went to college I didn’t get divorced I’m above this job” that had me dying
These supermarkets are losing a boatload of money. They must know this and figured out that the theft of groceries is still cheaper than paying employees a paycheck and benefits.
Any store with a head has staff manning the self-checkout. Unfortunately they exist in the event that the new hire doesn't show up and we still need registers open
Fine y me, I steal half the cart whenever I have to do self-checkout. If I'm gonna work for these clowns, damn right I'm getting paid.
Love these fake comments, like they are the cosmic accountant
Do you recognize me?
It's because I don't f#*%ing work here...
I love Self-Checkout!
It weeds out the idiots who take forever in the regular line.
I don’t mind self checkout if they have regular registers open as well
"I don't know what's going on. but it's not what you're telling me!"
truly some words to live by!
just think of all the information you withhold from customers or your spouse,
because you think it might lead to a bad outcome.
danm! this is the third time my comment got a heart from the channel. 🤯
as a 90s kid growing up with fan letters, this is insane to me. despite working in software development and having made friends on the internet from all over the world since my teens.
I still remember that fan letter I wrote as a stupid 12yo. child. thinking they would actually sent it across the globe and have some mega star read it. I think I'm loosing my point here... so yeah what a time to be alive.
Please come back for a JRE.
Or in business, because you're not allowed to disclose lots of stuff outside the company.
I hate waiting on checkout cashier's. The line is shorter, and I'm faster because I care about what comes next after I get out, in my life.
Word
Me to. And best of all is CHOICES.
It's so, SO much faster. Plus, the more useless jobs that can be eliminated, the better, as we're eventually going to be forced to deal with technological unemployment.
We should get 30% discounts for saving corporate billions on employees, it'll equal out...
Good luck with that plan. Real world, the lower prices vs. full service (to be competitive) DO mean you're saving money over time.
I can’t stand the self checkout.
I had about $500 worth of groceries in a buggy and nobody to check it out so I left it. I do not allow them to check my receipt or my items after I have purchased them either. They are mine, you got a warrant?
I don't know about this one...I hate being stuck in line behind someone for 30 minutes because the cashier charged 50 cents more for something that's $1.20, so they want the manager.
Self-Checkout is a godsend for me especially since the most I buy are only 2-10 items at a time.
Self check out and they charge you for the bag. Child please, select the Number "1" when the screen asks how many bags you used.
They tried to call them “self service” tills here. It’s not self service, it’s NO SERVICE!
I perfer self checkout I don't see it as work, it's not that hard.
Totally agree. People just want stuff to bitch about.
The problem isnt that they exist, theres still the option of cashiers. The problem is that eventually, they will be used to phase out paying employees and you'll have no choice anymore.
@@chase_h.01they might do this after there's no more cash transaction.
@@chase_h.01 Places like Walmart and superstore will close all the cash lines after a certain time and just have self checkout available, it’s annoying
@@allsmightykillnotice how most places are fazing out cash? Self scan tills don’t even accept it anymore.
The Rolling Stones song Hang Five explained it years ago . Nobody ever works nothing ever gets done . Listen to it .
I actually prefer using self-checkout at grocery stores, unless I have a lot of stuff. It's nice not having to deal with the obligatory small talk. Just pay and get going.
not standing behind mama and her three brats with two cartloads is worth doing it myself.
Soon the whole world will forget how to say.... hi, how are you? Because people like you don't like other people to speak to them. HOW DARE THEM!!!
I love self check out because i can organize my groceries myself
Most people don't sweat it.
I went to a self checkout only clothes store and let me tell you, you would have hit the roof.
Pepe Silvia! Not only do these people exist but theyve been asking about their mail
Not going to check myself out! I don't work for Wal-Mart. Hire some real employees for min wage, it won't kill your profits.
I'm not doing it myself. I make $60 an hour. PAY ME. I prefer a cashier. They're usually older people and I enjoy talking to them.
I will not use the self checkout. Would leave my stuff right there.
The Walmart I go to started limiting self-checkout to 15 items or less forcing me to get checked out by a cashier and goddamn it's brutal. They only have like 2 or 3 lanes open meaning long ass lines. The cashier is so slow that I could've checked out faster even when I had to look up produce with missing bar codes. And there's always some guy standing right next to you when you're paying. I miss using self-checkout where it was faster, no long lines, no slow/stupid cashiers and no one looking over your shoulder while paying. Being forced to use cashiers is annoying and a waste of my time.
I had this same reaction to the self checkouts that a quite new in my country, but I've been using them ever since cause its faster no standing in line (there is like 6 self checkouts and only 2 old fashion ones).So while I had the same thoughts I actually like it cause I'm out the store faster I hate waiting.
True..but not when u have 30 items
@@badgerfishinski6857 Actually if you have a lot of stuff you use a self scanner during shopping you scan the item and put it in the cart then at the self check out you just put the scanner in front of the machine and pay.
@@mijnmening I remember seeing those at Albert Hjinz in Amsterdam. But I've never seen them in the u.s.a.... at least in my part of the country.
Honestly the uninformed shows are so underrated
Self checkout is really great if I only need to run in for 1 or 2 items and the line for the 1 CASHIER that's got 30 people in line
One of those items is beer.
Could I get some help?
I get a creepy feeling though, when I'm checking myself out they still have that one employee standing there to make sure I don't steal...lol. I used to work for Walmart and the low pay we had should be considered theft. They were stealing from us to begin with by paying piss poor wages. That wasn't enough? They have to lay off more cashiers to install self checkout and steal some more?....lol.
I'm not above checking groceries but I am above not getting paid for it.
Geez in Australia there may be 2 checkouts with cashiers at them, and 25 self serve ones you soon get over yourself when you realise how much faster it is
Unless you're real old and can't handle technology at all or half crippled, what's the big deal? First world problems, for sure.
@rogergeyer9851 see ppl in wheelchairs using them so not 1st world problems lol, that's just your opinion V mine... first world problems are ppl like you expecting others to serve you like you're on a throne
No Chatty Checkout? Self-checkout for the win!
I refuse to use self-checkout for that reason. I'm not getting paid to do that, that's something people get paid to do.
it's called baby steps.
It is called a "crew- served-weapon" Bill.
Next year one of these stores should do an Elf Check out line. So theres a third option where you can get checked out by a group of whimsical little elves
The Normalization of just total Bullshit. You guys nailed it.
Yeah, I’ve been saying that for years years
Hi Bill, I love your comedy. With regards to conspiracy theories, watch George Carlin's stuff... I mean he passed away years ago. He called a lot of things that has since happened, and he was joking and making people laugh. Now post C-19 my mind is blown.
And now, there is a $5,000 fee on each self checkout machine which will be passed on to the customers.
My brain explodes when old people are in the self checkout line. They go soo slow
"I went to college, i didnt get divorced, im above this job!!" 😂😂
I love self checkout. Faster and I don’t have to talk to anybody.
how old is this clip
i never use it :) in local tesco they reduce staff from 9 or 10 people to like 4 ..... if every shop do this how many people going out of work ?
So how many buggy whip makers are there vs. people working in car factories?
THE WORLD CHANGES. If you don't deal with that, your life gets a lot worse.
@@rogergeyer9851 I don't think about myself but others . Many older people work in shops for few extra years just to get retirement. Where this people will go ?
It's easy to *accidently not scan certain items while having to do it all yourself. Just saying. Company greed is just costing themselves more money..
I'm getting friggin old. I'm scared to make a mistake... and then get tackled in the parking lot because I forgot to scan an item.
In reality, I don't think that happens much. Twice, because of being distracted, tired, having had a HORRENDOUS day, and something unusual going on, I managed to walk out of a grocery store without paying for something.
One time I realized it at the car while unloading my cart, and once I managed to get to my driveway before the light dawned. In both cases I went back, fessed up, and apologized. And in both cases they said NO PROBLEM, AS LONG AS YOU COME BACK AND PAY.
Any time I've had problems that weren't that randomness, it was employee error (tags on things they weren't supposed to tag, causing alarms to go off), or security checks (like an age-related DVD, requiring someone to sanity check my age).
Never any problems. Just a request to see my receipt and check on whatever is up. I don't think honest mistakes will often get you in much trouble -- vs. cramming items places so you can steal them.
I work security at Walmart. We won't tackle you.
@@subterranean327 3 decades in LP myself. I kid ;)
Shoutout to Nebraska
Eppley Airfield has always been great 👍
I don't mind the self-checkout. Most stores don't have enough cashiers, so you skip the line, and you don't have to deal with the half-tard that is invariably running the register.
was looking forward to more of veins popping out of the forehead rant on this subject!
If the choice is self-check opportunities (there are still staffed cash registers) or paying more for what I buy there, I can scan my own purchases. Adapt or die.
You could be an evil MacGyver and turn that toothpaste into a bomb. 😂
I just stand there and pretend I'm to old to use them. Drives the millennials nuts.
It’s so much faster ; i prefer do a bit of work than wait 10 more minutes.. Sad because in a few years this is going to be the unique way to check out at groceries stores..
I like self checkout.
awesomne stuff hee heehe
I go up to the check in counter, they act like I'm a bother to their resting. Then threaten to not board me, I think my crime was smiling maybe smirking. But in the tsa area you can get a TSA ah forget it.
one of my colleagues was in line at a grocery store waiting for the cashier, listening to his bill podcast and an employee tapped him on the shoulder and told him that self checkout are open..., long story short, f bombs were exchanged and, wait for it, he got kicked out of the store (without his groceries) 😂
WTH? If you don't notice the line open up and you just stand there, WHY blame the employee for trying to help you (and the other customers in line behind you). That's insane. He DESERVED to be kicked out.
Once in a blue moon I'll be thinking when there's a line and not notice a register open at a self-checkout stand. I always quickly say, "Oops. Sorry. Thanks.", and move on when an employee (correctly) points that out to me. Everybody's happy. No harm, no foul. And certainly no F-bombs or being thrown out.
Too many people cause their own problems by acting like jerks instead of admitting, hey, this time I made a small mistake. What's the big deal, anyway?
@@rogergeyer9851 It's probably a made-up story anyway, nothing on the internet is true
I don't care. If I see no one at the self-check, I see it as an opportunity. I have a lot to do. Anything that speeds me along is a bonus to me.
They have soldiers with machine guns in major European airports, like in Berlin, due to concern about terrorism. And if they have to, they'll take out civilians while taking out the terrorists (not deliberately, but they have their orders / priorities).
I'm just as happy no longer putting up with the hassle of flying.
explosive gel can be put into tooth paste tubes. Seems logical tooth paste isnt allowed.
As if in reality they find everything.
I used to work in a grocery store. No one liked watching over the 6 self checkout stations we had. Worst part of the job.
I don't know about all self-checkout machines in grocery stores but when you would swipe the item, you would have to place it in the bagging area. I mean HAD to because the bagging area is also a scale and its for thief purposes. That means that when you swipe and put it in the bagging area, you have to wait for the computer to understand to scan the next item. Costumers would just start scanning a bunch of shit and the machine would just checkout until you came over to just press a button to shut the thing up.
The only way to go about them is to treat them like their express checkouts (1-12 items limit). I would enforce that rule until the self-checkouts would get crazy busy and your helping one guy here, one guy there. Then one moron would decide with a cart FULL of groceries to use the self-checkout and with how sensitive the machines are and take so long. Why would they even want to use self-checkout with all those groceries.
Also people would steal not even on purpose. When the customer is ready to pay and they tap their card and run off and the card now wants you to insert cause its either just stupid or you didnt tap your card properly.
shadow work
and I've have none of it .... from self checkout to filling out paperwork ... fuck it, I ain''t doing any of it anymore
How many people who fly frequently, would gladly risk a terrorist blowing up their plane, for the ability to just board the fucking plane, minus the cavity searches?
2:58 lmao
Ralphie May did this bit years ago
I loved self check outs from the start, I loathed the small talk from the cashiers and didn't like how they bagged my stuff...but now I see it's just been a plan to take away jobs and to make the whole experience 'humanless' and I should of been fighting against it
In the real world, efficiency, cost, being competitive, and what most customers want -- are what matter over time. It's evolution. Businesses that can't effectively compete will DIE.
Now that they have monitors for issues, and the self-checkouts work relatively well 99% of the time, they're a HUGE improvement over long slow lines, IMO. And for a while yet at least, if you can't handle a self checkout, you can CHOOSE to wait in the long line. (Have fun).
Soon TSA will make feel your own nuts
They don’t have to pay the self checkout register. I’d rather ring myself up anyway because an actual person these days are way too slow….
It pisses me off with the self-service when half of them are turned off so you still have to queue
What is the fucking point
Self checkout would be so bad if it didn't have a stupid auto attendant spouting step by step commands at you constantly. Noisy as hell.
If you ever stood In line in long checkout line(or even a small one) and have to wait for some idiot who doesn't have a clue about what they are doing or some jerk who buys a shit load of stuff and wants to pay in change I tha.nk God for self check out I can do it faster and I'm outta there I worked in retail and I can tell check outs can be a major pain what I previously stated is true I've have had people bring in their coin jar people who want you to explain every single charge on their receipt who have to fumble for their card when it's time to pay cashier's who don't know what they're doing I've had people fill out applications that couldn't spell right or even do simple math self check out I'm in control the store is not having you do their job they are giving those smart enough who hate waiting in line to do it themselves you be amazed at how many don't do it and prefer to stand in line and wait cause they can't cut it
Editing out the swears? Are we in a fucking monastery?
I like self checkout for 5 or less items.. .Any more and they do it or I just leave my ice cream bars on the floor to melt.
SPCA microchips pets that are adopted. They give you the paperwork with the barcode for tracking in the event the animal gets lost. It's in their ear. So yeah, Bill. It's there already. Hmmmmm
It’s always way faster
I'm Ok with self checkout, Id rather do it then have a stranger fuck it up. And the less direct human contact these days suits me fine 🤣 we have well over 10 or more self checkouts in super markets. \😁/
I get the complaint, but I like self checkout. That way at least I'm only dealing with a surly asshole I'm familiar with. 😄
This is BIll transitioning into boomerdon in real time.
This was him in his 40’s still.
And btw...They can ask for your receipt but you don’t have to give it to them. All these sheep hand over their receipts and let these Walmart employees search them and their bags. Idiots!
That's a bad take: self check out, drive thru, contact-less delivery, the less we Americans have to interact with one another the better we are.
The irony….a comedian bagging on a lady telling jokes…if they were more intelligent, they would have picked up on the hypocrisy
I feel the same way but I try to never take it out on the people working at the place. I know most of time they’re paid very poorly and they have no say-so in these decisions. They’re just regular ppl like us, working a job they hate to buy shit they don’t need to pay people they hate and impress people they don’t like. Capitalism at it’s finest.
"I'm above this job."
Really, Bill? Nobody is above ANY job.
Get a doctorate in the most scientifically challenging field & you're at still not better than the cogs. Fucking period.
Never expected that bourgeois sanctimonious exceptionalism from BB.
I prefer the in and out of self checkout as opposed to standing in line, and I wouldn't exactly consider scanning a barcode 'work'.
#FirstWorldProblems
I love self checkout. Removing things from your cart and scanning them as they cross from cart to bag isn't any harder than setting them on the belt. Should they be putting things from the shelves into your cart and accompany you outside to load them in the car for you too? Does mommy still cut the crusts off your sandwiches for you?
Honestly, i love self checkout.. i STRONGLY prefer it, because it means i don't have to interact with anyone.. however, i also completely understand others distaste for it..
Yoooo
WTF are you talking about. All stores have self checkout with a couple of dozen check out station. Hello Bill, are you still in the year 2000?
lol you think this is a recent clip
I think it was a while ago when they were still new
His points are still valid... they want us to do a job for free that they normally have to pay people to do
Things that are overdone. 1-Self checkout lanes. 2- pineapple on pizza. 3- ketchup on hot dogs. 4- miliionaire comedians that think they’re funny talking about regular people doing crappy jobs. Get over yourself.
5 - self righteous commentors gettin butthurt over what people put on their pizzas & hot dogs, also not getting humor. Have a day...
@@chizorama, it’s boring, like you.
Some topics are just icebreakers man, they aren't to be taken seriously. It's to gauge the temperature of the room. Like when people talk about the weather, it's a social warm-up.
When you get to know someone well then you can chuck the social pleasantries and have better conversations.
she is right about smoking.
Love Bill, but why does he acts a child Karen regarding something small like a self checkout
"I love comedy except when something I like is the butt of the joke. So I actually don't like comedy at all."
That's fine, Bill. Be in line for 1 hr waiting to check your bananas; I will check my derriere out of here in less than 5. peace
_TF_ are you shopping where there's that much difference?
Get a job
The worst part, if a cashier messes up and undercharges you or misses the stuff under the cart. That's on them
You mess up at the self checkout, YOU are a thief.
Stupid
I dont know what the fuck everyone is complaining about? Before they had self checkout there were only 2 people working registers anyways. Now you can scan your shit,pay the machine,and bounce.