How Did One Actually Become a Spartan Warrior?

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  • @jtrout5
    @jtrout5 Рік тому +136

    It's like the third time this thumbnail has ended up on the wrong video

  • @Shinzon23
    @Shinzon23 Рік тому +36

    I think someone needs to check that the editor is alive still because This is the wrong thumbnail for the video

  • @kaltaron1284
    @kaltaron1284 Рік тому +57

    I like the Wife Swap episode of Horrible Histories where they swap an Athenian and Spartan couple.
    At the end they discuss who is superiour and the Spartans suggest violence but the Athenian man suggests voting. The two Spartans vote for Sparta obviously and he looks at his wife. "I don't get to vote.", she says.

    • @Curlygirly84
      @Curlygirly84 Рік тому

      Horrible histories is hilarious 😂 I loved it.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 Рік тому +1

      @@Curlygirly84 Not always perfectly accurate but always entertaining.

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Рік тому +1

      A lil dp contest is in order.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 Рік тому

      @@moonshinershonor202 dp?

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Рік тому

      @@kaltaron1284 😉🤝😎 Double penetration. Spit roast. The devil's three-way. Ladies delight. Nomsayin, the old showstopper.

  • @Jayjay-qe6um
    @Jayjay-qe6um Рік тому +25

    "From the time he could stand, he was baptized in the fire of combat. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that death on the battlefield in service to Sparta was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life." -- Dilios

    • @duncancurtis5971
      @duncancurtis5971 Рік тому +3

      And my king died, and my brothers died. No poems of war. More Dilios.

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 Рік тому +53

    Spartan culture was most unusual in that the family was not the core unit that their society was built around. Xenophon writes that it was encouraged for older men to give their young wives over to young men so they could have the healthiest baby possible. As soon as a child was born into Spartan society they were property of the state.

    • @CTP909
      @CTP909 Рік тому

      Honestly in that aspect alone it seems to have been the most truly communist nation in history

    • @shanerasmussen5225
      @shanerasmussen5225 Рік тому +2

      Ah but Xenophon is a very unreliable source, politically biased. It's almost as bad as Herodotus.

    • @duncancurtis5971
      @duncancurtis5971 Рік тому

      Olive stones and gristle. Asterix at the Olympics.

    • @firingallcylinders2949
      @firingallcylinders2949 Рік тому +3

      @Shane Rasmussen almost every ancient source is bias and political

    • @whimsicalstray
      @whimsicalstray Рік тому +3

      ​@@firingallcylinders2949 every source is biased and political

  • @ShepherdsCreek
    @ShepherdsCreek Рік тому +28

    Thanks for covering what the girls went through as well though I'd love more detail on that account some day!

  • @BruceBoyde
    @BruceBoyde Рік тому +17

    This video made it occur to me that there hasn't been a biographics on Alcibiades (at least it doesn't seem so). He's an absolutely fascinating figure who changed sides repeatedly during the Peloponnesian War and blended into various societies like a champ.

  • @54032Zepol
    @54032Zepol Рік тому +35

    Step one: own slave's, you can't train to be a Spartan if your working your own fields.

    • @EvilNeonETC
      @EvilNeonETC Рік тому +2

      There's quite some merit to this idea

    • @TCallier
      @TCallier Рік тому

      I need me some slaves.

    • @nor_cal530
      @nor_cal530 Рік тому

      Better go get some Afro's. Oh wait they don't have any work ethic anymore..

  • @Mallory-Malkovich
    @Mallory-Malkovich Рік тому +7

    Praise for the extremely rare episode of TIFO without an ad in it! I love not having to skip ads!

    • @MusicalRaichu
      @MusicalRaichu Рік тому

      Without ads there would be no TIFO.

    • @swampfox984
      @swampfox984 Рік тому

      Just pay for UA-cam premium. If you watch lots of UA-cam it pays for itself. I forget that UA-cam has adds. It's wonderful. I can also download videos and listen to them with my phone turned off while I am working.

    • @MusicalRaichu
      @MusicalRaichu Рік тому

      @@swampfox984 I think they mean Simon himself promoting a product as part of the presentation.

  • @akafiend
    @akafiend Рік тому +6

    What's up with the sound mixing on this one?

  • @emmamathews7194
    @emmamathews7194 Рік тому +1

    Great content!!! Love listening to your stuff! Just watch the audio on your s's though. As makes the audio through headphones a little hard to handle.

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Рік тому

      There are plenty of other channels out there if it bothers you that much 🤷‍♂️.
      I only comment because your tone is a authoritative, considering you don't have viewership to justify it.

    • @emmamathews7194
      @emmamathews7194 Рік тому

      @@craigstoner2632 woah hold up dude, was just giving some feedback as he may not have known about the audio...thats it. Not sure why you felt the need to come at me like an ahole. And not sure my viewership has got to do with it...

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Рік тому

      @@emmamathews7194 Sorry. I'm British, in my culture this isn't rude or aggressive. I neglected to take the skin thickness of differing cultures into account and intended no offence.

    • @emmamathews7194
      @emmamathews7194 Рік тому

      @@craigstoner2632 ok champ, thanks. 🖖

  • @Bonzerknight
    @Bonzerknight Рік тому +11

    Simon is a true green warrior. Look at that lvl of recycling. (Thumbnail)

  • @notme3686
    @notme3686 Рік тому +2

    Aaaannndd the video stops right when it gets most interesting

  • @TiagoSeiler
    @TiagoSeiler Рік тому +5

    I think this is last week's thumbnail

  • @maxlangner
    @maxlangner Рік тому +3

    FactBoi loves that crucifixion Thumbnail lol

  • @cmtippens9209
    @cmtippens9209 Рік тому +6

    Our high school football team names was the Spartans. We almost always lost our games. 🙄🤭

    • @wrightmf
      @wrightmf Рік тому +1

      should have started training when you were seven. And do only that.

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Рік тому

      Not Cypress Lakes HS? The time I went there we were always losing games, the band got to play a lot.

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer Рік тому +1

    Reusing Thumbnails, Simon? Big brain!

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 Рік тому +4

    I have noticed that you haven't uploaded to your Toptenz channel for 2 weeks Simon have you stopped using it or are you taking a break from it

  • @wrightmf
    @wrightmf Рік тому +4

    While our SF soldiers endure Hell Week, these guys endured Hell Decade(s).

  • @taidashar7
    @taidashar7 Рік тому +1

    Does the audio sound a bit off?
    Also you need to reprimand who ever does your thumbnails for being high while working.

  • @yurdp
    @yurdp Рік тому +2

    What the hell is up with the sound??? Listen to the echo and the distortion on the “s” sounds.

  • @RobDucharme
    @RobDucharme Рік тому +20

    "Your father was a woman?"
    "No no, a Roman."
    "STWIKE him, centurion!"

    • @AkiraHDR50
      @AkiraHDR50 Рік тому +7

      Vewy woughly.

    • @RudalPL
      @RudalPL Рік тому

      and throw him to the floor

    • @RobDucharme
      @RobDucharme Рік тому +3

      @@RudalPL Oh yes, vewy woughly.

  • @ericp_365
    @ericp_365 Рік тому +1

    For Sparta!

  • @dogmaticpyrrhonist543
    @dogmaticpyrrhonist543 Рік тому

    Missed reference opportunity in the comedy bit about Laconic. :)

  • @sandbridgekid4121
    @sandbridgekid4121 Рік тому +4

    How does a 19th Centurt Romantic painting of Roman crucifixion of either Christian or Spartacus revolt prisoners have to do with Sparta. Are you slipping like the Dark (Whatever) video channels?

  • @Yupppi
    @Yupppi Рік тому

    I want to inform you that I clicked the video now because I didn't have time earlier, but liked the earlier title.

  • @MusicalRaichu
    @MusicalRaichu Рік тому +1

    The reason Spartans were subjected to such rigorous training was that a Helot uprising could happen any time and the ruling class had to be ready for battle at a moment's notice.
    Marriage suffered the same constraints as theft. Young men were assigned a wife by the state, but officially there were not allowed to live with her until after their training had been completed. In the intervening years, they had to learn how to sneak out of barracks at night to spend time with their wife and be back before they were noticed gone. If they were caught, they would be punished.
    There was a also class of people among them who failed the harsh training. I can't remember what I learned about them, but obviously they had no citizen rights.

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Рік тому

      I learned that those who retreated from combat were known as cowards and had to pay a fee annually to live there. A coward tax.

  • @chrisfoye1574
    @chrisfoye1574 Рік тому +3

    Wrong thumbnail Factboi. God damn bush league

  • @LENZ5369
    @LENZ5369 Рік тому +3

    AFAIK Spartans were not especially accomplished when compared to their peers like Athens, it seems they used propaganda to hype their prowess as a way to avoid war.
    ....I could swear that this channel actually had a video about that Spartan myth...yet here we are.

  • @PWJamieson
    @PWJamieson Рік тому

    You should do a video on Australian Aboriginal Warriors.

  • @5x385
    @5x385 Рік тому

    is the audio messed up every s is piercing my eardrums

  • @zutrue
    @zutrue Рік тому +1

    What is not often mentioned is that the Helos were GREEKs!!!
    Both from Laconia and Messenia. Sparta was hardly freedom
    loving, except for themselves. In spite of the fact, that for a time,
    they were excellent soldiers, they were rarely excellent or even good
    human beings.

  • @jeremywason3699
    @jeremywason3699 Рік тому +1

    is this the wrong thumbnail for the video?

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +2

    Sparta: an army with a capitol city.

  • @angeleide1344
    @angeleide1344 Рік тому

    Brilliant line to end with ROTFLMAO 14:14

  • @T_Greer
    @T_Greer Рік тому +3

    Lacadamonian Buttocks used to be my stripper name. On a serious note change the thumbnail, it shows the one about Roman slaves. I almost passed on today's episode because of it

  • @Slo_Rocco
    @Slo_Rocco Рік тому +2

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

  • @BigHarryBalzac
    @BigHarryBalzac 2 місяці тому

    Be prepared for another beating when you get home. I'm familiar with that on a personal level. They still had corporal punishment at school when I was a kid. Let's just say I didn't always go by the rules, and leave it at that. I only remember corporal punishment being applied in elementary school, not in junior high or high school. That was probably when it was outlawed.

  • @WizzardJC
    @WizzardJC Рік тому +1

    You better be careful around Old Georgos,
    I hear he likes to sample that,
    yknow, conflict caboose, battlefield bunghole,
    Spartan sphincter…. 👉👌

  • @woeshaling6421
    @woeshaling6421 Рік тому +1

    only till the bonus fact did i put a dutch idiom to its historical significance. "op z'n grieks" (d) translates to "the greek way", it is the much used term for anal sex in the netherlands. I assume many european countries have the same idiom

  • @TheMightyBattleSquid
    @TheMightyBattleSquid Рік тому +4

    I imagine it requires a lot of SPARrin'!

  • @daviegriffin3539
    @daviegriffin3539 Рік тому +2

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    *Stay Healthy Y'all!* 🌐😘😷🤘🏽💙

  • @Moose92411
    @Moose92411 Рік тому +3

    Come back with your shield, or on it.

  • @shanerasmussen5225
    @shanerasmussen5225 Рік тому +2

    Wrong thumbnail

  • @padawanmage71
    @padawanmage71 Рік тому

    Wonder if ‘lackadaisical’ is from the same source?

  • @tapbanister
    @tapbanister Рік тому

    He had to cut it at the end cuz he probably started laughing after the last statement. 😆

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Рік тому

      I mean it went from wholesome communal tweens having non sexual lovers to lewd real quick. Cheeks were getting clapped! I bet they had good thighs too since they were so athletic.

  • @carnsoaks1
    @carnsoaks1 Рік тому +1

    How long did they last? 150 years, 300, 500, ?

  • @chrismcclure4264
    @chrismcclure4264 Рік тому +1

    Good video, but tricked me with the thumbnail

  • @kdefensemartialarts8097
    @kdefensemartialarts8097 Рік тому +1

    👍

  • @antonw6082
    @antonw6082 Рік тому

    Someone forgot to filter S's.

  • @eyeiess
    @eyeiess Рік тому

    6:06 This could be the one of the earliest depictions of human trafficking

  • @maryscott9430
    @maryscott9430 Рік тому +3

    Uhmmmm did someone not have their coffee when posting this?😂 slaves or spartans??

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  • @ravensthatflywiththenightm7319

    May I ask though why the thumbnail depicts Roman slavery rather than anything Greek?

  • @stevenkenney8747
    @stevenkenney8747 Рік тому

    Spartaaaaa

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel Рік тому

    Greek city-states were a thing, so it's a strange statement that "Sparta is not a state"

    • @yzfool6639
      @yzfool6639 Рік тому +1

      Sparta was not the name of their City-State.

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Рік тому

      Maybe it's a linguistic device to highlight how off-brand their city state was?

  • @isaacwilson5768
    @isaacwilson5768 Рік тому

    Super power move: analysis of yourself

  • @56qwertyuiop
    @56qwertyuiop Рік тому

    Just came from a Casual Criminalist and what the heck is going on with this audio?

  • @TrineDaely
    @TrineDaely Рік тому

    Of course the girls would be trained like the boys. Warrior cultures know what happens to women during war or uprisings; smart ones ensure their women will not be helpless before the enemy.

  • @SSRT_JubyDuby8742
    @SSRT_JubyDuby8742 Рік тому

    😁👍

  • @phantomechelon3628
    @phantomechelon3628 10 місяців тому

    A noble and proud tradition carried on my Sylvester Stallone in Demolition Man (Officer John Spartan) and Master Chief from HALO.
    Although probably without the butt sex part...

  • @tomholroyd7519
    @tomholroyd7519 Рік тому +3

    The clubs were frats. Cryptoid was hazing. Of course it was hazing.

  • @auro1986
    @auro1986 Рік тому

    how? you didn't have a series of studies and tests to join any army. so this tribe, like any, called themselves warriors with a sword and shield

  • @oksuree
    @oksuree Рік тому

    That's how it ends???

  • @WildBillCox13
    @WildBillCox13 Рік тому

    Personal view here.
    If treating children and the poor like shit (denying privilege, adequate food, and respect, while beating them like 1930s era Japanese sergeants "instructing" their privates) makes for better warriors . . . Then the Lords Cromwell would still be 1st citizens/kings of England. The present day USA would be two nations: the chattel slavery South and the wage slavery North. And Germany would be a Jewish state.
    "At 30 the youth would be enfranchised . . .". Unlikely, when the average life expectancy was 32. I think fanboi writers of the times glorified these monsters to sell copy. Life in Sparta was ugly, brutal, and short. There couldn't have been many in the ruling class, if they needed to be 30 years old to earn any privilege.

  • @thatgirlinokc3975
    @thatgirlinokc3975 Рік тому

    that last bonus fact 😜🍑
    tail as old as time🎵🎵

  • @yayhandles
    @yayhandles Рік тому

    So let's talk about how much worse women were treated than their male counterparts.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena Рік тому +2

    I still don't know how any Spartan could fight a cybertronian, a wholly mammoth, ninjas and live to tell about it back home

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo Рік тому

    Dwellers around is my new least favourite term

  • @marticusthe1st
    @marticusthe1st Рік тому

    In Shakespearian times wit means penis.

  • @duncancurtis5971
    @duncancurtis5971 Рік тому

    Half a washboard ton of 300 references.

  • @gc6096
    @gc6096 Рік тому

    Ok here’s your I was here before the changed Validation check✅ and complementary Chocolate🍫

  • @Sarappreciates
    @Sarappreciates Рік тому +2

    Ancient toxic masculinity.

    • @yzfool6639
      @yzfool6639 Рік тому +1

      Its how the West was won.

    • @TheDragon-v7d
      @TheDragon-v7d Рік тому

      @@yzfool6639 won what?

    • @TheDragon-v7d
      @TheDragon-v7d Рік тому

      @@yzfool6639 also that’s an extremely OVERSIMPLIFIED version of history😐😐😐

  • @beefjerkythesecond
    @beefjerkythesecond Рік тому

    BC not BCE, AD not CE! Dont be so offensive!

  • @Theggman83
    @Theggman83 Рік тому

    BS. The "gayness" of the Greeks is often overstated.. they had a punishment for such things. 🤷

  • @Pepsi_Addicted
    @Pepsi_Addicted Рік тому +1

    third

  • @BonShula
    @BonShula Рік тому

    Something with copulation with minors

  • @gage9171
    @gage9171 Рік тому +1

    The audio quality just made me stop watching.

  • @ydid687
    @ydid687 Рік тому +10

    why is pop culture so focused on these European histories (enough already, weirdly i know more about them than i know about my india), there is a treasure horde of lore in east asia and south east indo pacific asia that's probably gonna be way more enriching and bloody too

    • @firingallcylinders2949
      @firingallcylinders2949 Рік тому

      Leader X started a rebellion throwing the nation into Civil War, 50 gazillion people died....there's your Asian history haha

    • @ydid687
      @ydid687 Рік тому +1

      @@firingallcylinders2949 that's recent history of mao's re-education

    • @stumblingmumbler
      @stumblingmumbler Рік тому

      Your knowledge of European history is a byproduct of colonialism

    • @ydid687
      @ydid687 Рік тому

      @@stumblingmumbler sure why not

    • @ydid687
      @ydid687 Рік тому

      @@stumblingmumbler now why not diversify the pop culture content

  • @tyran6444
    @tyran6444 Рік тому +4

    Ok show of hands, who actually thinks first about the Halo videogame Spartans rather than the actual historical Spartans? 😅

    • @Someone-101
      @Someone-101 Рік тому +1

      _MY_ first thought is always Kratos...

    • @CujoHyer
      @CujoHyer Рік тому

      Video games have ruined you.

    • @PatriceRacine
      @PatriceRacine Рік тому +1

      God of War. Definitively thought of God of War instead

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Рік тому

      I think of Stephen Fry. If you've an interest in ancient Greece, his books are very engaging.

  • @lordremy1291
    @lordremy1291 Рік тому +1

    When I think of spartan I think of master chief.

  • @rodneybuchholz9200
    @rodneybuchholz9200 Рік тому +2

    Wow, fresh BS!

  • @PersonaSlates
    @PersonaSlates Рік тому

    I think you needed to be gay in order to be a Spartan

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff Рік тому

    The sounds like total fabrication.

  • @raymondj8768
    @raymondj8768 Рік тому +1

    Why does he talk like he um knows a handsome boy real well ??? lol

  • @tattooedredheadx
    @tattooedredheadx Рік тому

    The "H" in Helots is nearly silent. It sounds more like "Elots" when verbalized.

    • @yzfool6639
      @yzfool6639 Рік тому

      Spoken like a true Helot. But not a Spartan.

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Рік тому

      Have you got audio, from the time, to prove that? If not, then any pronunciation is purely speculative. Root words have gone through a series of changes before they become a part of a modern language, maybe some of those changes were vocal changes 🤷‍♂️

  • @tattooedredheadx
    @tattooedredheadx Рік тому +1

    Come back with your shield, or on it.