Humanity’s Battleship Arrives-And the Galaxy Learns the Meaning of Fear | HFY story

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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2024

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  • @robertcarroll5036
    @robertcarroll5036 19 годин тому +4

    I slowly got out of my quantum bed, sliding my feet into my quantum slippers. I squinted over at my quantum clock and realised I had slept in, my quantum implant hadn't woke me up at the pre-set time. I raced down stairs and quickly shovelled down a bowl organic quantum cornflakes. I quickly grabbed my quantum briefcase and my quantum flux capacitor so I could go back in time and erase the word "quantum" from the English language. That way IA generated stories, like this one won't be able to use the "quantum" ever again.

    • @captainnerd6452
      @captainnerd6452 3 години тому

      @@robertcarroll5036 Could you maybe replace "quantum" with "wampum"? I think that would be hilarious.

  • @JohnScott-bb2pm
    @JohnScott-bb2pm 2 дні тому +8

    Chen I missed you but I understand it busy work saving galaxy all the time 😊

  • @haelisrael4945
    @haelisrael4945 2 дні тому +6

    Im so sick of all of these similar stories ending in humanity sharing its technology ! Can we get one thats believable! We dont even share technology amongst each other!

    • @mark98115
      @mark98115 День тому

      We share herpes.

    • @sylviarohge4204
      @sylviarohge4204 День тому

      @@mark98115
      That sounds more likely.
      Sharing sexually transmitted diseases, we humans are known to hump anything that is slower than us.

  • @FukuYTmark6
    @FukuYTmark6 2 дні тому +12

    Here comes Chen Chen again and again 🙄

  • @hrafnatyr9794
    @hrafnatyr9794 2 дні тому +7

    The AI learned a new word - quantum 😂. Let’s see how many times we can possibly insert it in this story 🤣

    • @robertcarroll5036
      @robertcarroll5036 19 годин тому

      Along with the new word "quantum," AI learnt a new rule: stick the word "quantum" in front of every noun. And that there folks is the literary worlds version quantum entanglement.

    • @williamkowalchik572
      @williamkowalchik572 12 годин тому +1

      Every time they say "Quantum" take a drink. See if you can make it to the end.

    • @hrafnatyr9794
      @hrafnatyr9794 10 годин тому

      @ No way! My newly arrived 18 year old Laphroiag whisky is far to expensive 😉

    • @geoff2504
      @geoff2504 9 годин тому

      @@williamkowalchik572I’m drinking soda water. I fully expect to pebbledash the bathroom before breakfast tomorrow!

  • @christophermasters3081
    @christophermasters3081 2 дні тому +8

    Heh, Chen again. Girl gets around.

  • @scarbrow01
    @scarbrow01 2 дні тому +1

    Vexthor has returned! He probably missed Chen.

  • @paulchilders9969
    @paulchilders9969 День тому

    Man, I wish I could thur space.

  • @shawnadams1460
    @shawnadams1460 2 дні тому +1

    Great little story. Well done 👍

  • @bobdobalina8910
    @bobdobalina8910 12 годин тому +1

    Why is Sara Chen ALWAYs in these? She is EVERYWHERE
    ALIENs look out
    So Many Universes
    So Many Dimensions

  • @williamprice3929
    @williamprice3929 День тому +2

    Girl power!!! Guess this guy hasn't figured out DEI is dead.

  • @daniellafferety4025
    @daniellafferety4025 2 дні тому +1

    Why are the earth ships always considered potentially slaves. How about a meeting where earth is superior.

  • @bwsimonson
    @bwsimonson 2 дні тому +1

    So is this the new norm, they plug 10 or fifteen parameters into an AI generator and get 10 similar stories?

  • @davesresorts
    @davesresorts 2 дні тому +1

    I'm not sure a sci-fi story can be made without a Sara chin.

  • @Deadendtrails66
    @Deadendtrails66 2 дні тому

    I will subscribe when I see admiral Cletus Overalls. Save the galaxy with a banjo!

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 День тому

      I'll sub if admiralcaptaincommander Chen states explicitly "Taiwan is an independent nation."

  • @NighDarke
    @NighDarke 12 годин тому

    These AI writing programs are really stuck on the names Chen and Rodriguez aren't they.

  • @ScottOsborn-c2v
    @ScottOsborn-c2v День тому +1

    I've got a name for these stories...Gonna call them Shampoo stories...ya know...apply shampoo, rinse, repeat...repeat...repeat. When ya see Shampoo in the comment, just skip it! Don't waste your time.

  • @fozzy20
    @fozzy20 14 годин тому

    I get it's AI generated pish but why can't it match the spoken words with the text?

  • @JohnnyFastbuck
    @JohnnyFastbuck 14 годин тому

    There must be a law in the future that requires half the girls to be named Sarah Chen and the second most popular surname is Rodriguez. How are these AI (Artificial Idiots) trained?

  • @jakestevens132
    @jakestevens132 День тому

    Sarah needs a vacation

  • @anthonygg3550
    @anthonygg3550 2 дні тому

    Wonder if they use quantum toilets….

    • @mark98115
      @mark98115 День тому

      Nope, they are so advanced that they no longer use that orifice for its original biological function.

  • @rmmyt
    @rmmyt 2 дні тому

    Does anyone edit the AI-speak? I couldn't listen to it all.

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr 9 годин тому

    I stopped 22 seconds in when the AI mispronounced 'Orion'. Please just fid a real Human who can read and speak clearly!

  • @noelcross5274
    @noelcross5274 2 дні тому

    HULLS, NOT HOLES. FFS !!!!

  • @aisyakamila
    @aisyakamila День тому

    The ship is a piece of crap, like automotive prototype from the 30's. Disappointed

  • @charlestreutlein2392
    @charlestreutlein2392 День тому

    Ugh, I'm all quantumed out. Stupid AI crap.

  • @patrickdurham8393
    @patrickdurham8393 2 дні тому

    as soon as you said chen i'm clicking off the damn channel