JaackMaate's Awful Tattoos (And Why He Regrets Them)

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  • @olympiavitali9035
    @olympiavitali9035 4 роки тому +543

    "αδελφη ψυχη" is literally "sister soul" in greek but that's how we say "soulmate" so don't worry lol

  • @hnnh621
    @hnnh621 4 роки тому +386

    "You're atheist" "Yeah but my nan's dead" Omg 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @fletchersavva7997
      @fletchersavva7997 4 роки тому +2

      Hannah Travers 😂😂😭 this moment cracked me up

  • @shaunarose5351
    @shaunarose5351 4 роки тому +1106

    Who else thinks jack should go on tattoo fixers if he wants his chest one fixed??

    • @skylarjohnson7779
      @skylarjohnson7779 4 роки тому +79

      no because they'll just make it worse.

    • @bleh1546
      @bleh1546 4 роки тому +3

      @money tyreace it's only "amazing" on the show mate 🤷‍♀️ editing does wonders

    • @sarahkelly473
      @sarahkelly473 4 роки тому +7

      There’s loads of people who’ve had their tattoos ruined by the tattoo fixers, look into it I think you’ll be shocked

  • @Delaney237
    @Delaney237 4 роки тому +554

    The worst tattoos ever are people who get mum and dad on each arm

    • @firstnamelastname5612
      @firstnamelastname5612 4 роки тому +112

      Or the generic sleeve. There's at least one million lads in the UK with a fucking rose or clock on there arm😂dickheads!

    • @luttefisk
      @luttefisk 4 роки тому +6

      daquan shermont III that’s so true😂.

    • @jodalinasparty9718
      @jodalinasparty9718 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahaha yesss my psycho ex had that 😭

    • @firstnamelastname5612
      @firstnamelastname5612 4 роки тому +1

      @@jodalinasparty9718 if I get witchu you can have two of those

    • @SuperFred001
      @SuperFred001 4 роки тому +1

      @@firstnamelastname5612 they spread around the world sadly

  • @ASecondOfSilence
    @ASecondOfSilence 4 роки тому +167

    The exact translation of "Αδερφή Ψυχή" actually translates to Soul Sister, but it does mean Soulmate in Greek. Don't worry maate, all good!

    • @olympiavitali9035
      @olympiavitali9035 4 роки тому +3

      Yiota Kastriti νομιζα οτι ημουν ο μονος ελληνας που βλεπει τον jack χαχαχ 😂

  • @markncl100
    @markncl100 4 роки тому +80

    "He thought it was Norwich Castle" Stevie's throwaway lines are immense.

  • @ruqayyahqadri6618
    @ruqayyahqadri6618 4 роки тому +339

    Get a "live laugh love" tattoo if you want something classy that you wont regret

    • @clandestiiine
      @clandestiiine 4 роки тому +8

      definitely wont regret 😂

    • @spillthetea6550
      @spillthetea6550 4 роки тому +14

      Or “weird people scare me” to be a little quirky and unique

    • @JOB-kz2sb
      @JOB-kz2sb 4 роки тому +2

      @The DX Network You're edgy.

    • @olliemabb7607
      @olliemabb7607 4 роки тому +3

      Ruqayyah Qadri no that’s what you have on the living room wall on your house🤣

  • @vhshshshsjskakal
    @vhshshshsjskakal 4 роки тому +516

    Ohhh, that's why the cameras are weird sometimes.

    • @Shroudey
      @Shroudey 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah I thought they might have had something like this set up because sometimes it's way too jumpy, kinda wish they just edited it manually tbh lol

    • @HappyHourPodcast
      @HappyHourPodcast  4 роки тому +84

      Editing manually would mean each clip would take us an extra 5/6 hours to edit.

    • @Shroudey
      @Shroudey 4 роки тому +10

      @@HappyHourPodcast Oh yeah trust I know how much work editing is lol, and to be fair the fact you have that kind of setup is pretty cool, just mean it can be a little hard on the eyes sometimes when it keeps jumping when people are laughing etc

    • @ryanelewis1379
      @ryanelewis1379 4 роки тому +9

      @@Shroudey it's a podcast...

    • @vhshshshsjskakal
      @vhshshshsjskakal 4 роки тому +6

      Happy Hour Podcast it doesn't bother me, I just love listening to the podcasts.

  • @ChippysCouch
    @ChippysCouch 4 роки тому +100

    It’s so funny because I remember my friend coming up to me in school with a photo of your Ben Howard tattoo and going ‘mate look at this tattoo Jack got, look how fucking cool this is’

  • @benparker1602
    @benparker1602 4 роки тому +231

    Joker? Nah mate jigsaw

    • @dlCRIXUSlb
      @dlCRIXUSlb 4 роки тому

      Contender for video of the year

  • @wazzo5129
    @wazzo5129 4 роки тому +220

    *why he ragrets them

  • @klaraxkat_k6454
    @klaraxkat_k6454 4 роки тому +18

    He posted the joker tattoo on twitter and it's actually really fucking good, like the amount of detail it might as well be a picture glued to his body. Heath ledger's joker is the only face tattoo I would consider getting, so I'm pretty impressed

  • @PlainVlogs
    @PlainVlogs 4 роки тому +133

    Anyone else surprised by how the camera focuses on who’s talking

    • @hayouwerewrong8788
      @hayouwerewrong8788 4 роки тому +13

      PlainLuke I mean it makes sense

    • @DUNNY14465465473
      @DUNNY14465465473 4 роки тому +9

      It’s called editing you twat

    • @hannahbellxoxo2414
      @hannahbellxoxo2414 4 роки тому +1

      DARXGAMING 😂😂😂😂

    • @PlainVlogs
      @PlainVlogs 4 роки тому +25

      No, he said that the camera automatically switches to whoever is talking at that moment; specifically for the reason to avoid editing.

    • @EasyJayce
      @EasyJayce 4 роки тому +2

      PlainLuke or the editor just puts the cam on whos talking...

  • @jack36afc18
    @jack36afc18 4 роки тому +114

    Just do a joe Weller and get a brand deal to have them removed

  • @nathankirk6192
    @nathankirk6192 4 роки тому +50

    Do a video showing your tattoos please would be great

  • @leedsunitedway9511
    @leedsunitedway9511 4 роки тому +46

    I once saw a guy with his post code tattooed on him

    • @MjolnirMarks
      @MjolnirMarks 4 роки тому +4

      McAndrewlad 1 - I’ve met a few hip hop artists in Aus with their local dialing code.

    • @gabrielrodda2455
      @gabrielrodda2455 4 роки тому +5

      I know someone with their postcode on their arse after a night out in Benidorm

  • @robcoward6326
    @robcoward6326 3 роки тому +5

    Lol. Jack's Greek accent sounded Welsh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @perry813
    @perry813 4 роки тому +4

    The Drake one is an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. Lots of other artists have used it too

  • @mrpartington7
    @mrpartington7 4 роки тому +9

    I know the tattooist he is talking about, he tattooed me and took 2 hours to do some shading in one small area. The artist was called Fish. True story.

  • @StephenIC
    @StephenIC 4 роки тому +25

    A "poke ball". Jesus lol

  • @krystalmethany1177
    @krystalmethany1177 4 роки тому +10

    Soulsister is actually "aderfi psixi", in Greek it means soulmate

  • @walzy8130
    @walzy8130 4 роки тому +23

    You think jack of all people would have no tattoos he regrets

  • @user-mg7ij4gp4m
    @user-mg7ij4gp4m 4 роки тому +46

    "soul sister" jahahahaha

  • @tomc4935
    @tomc4935 4 роки тому +62

    Maybe if you gain like 200 pound your chest will be wide enough for us to read your Ben Howard song quote.

  • @Merkerygm
    @Merkerygm 4 роки тому +5

    i remember you getting these tats then going reading or leeds festival back in the day

    • @Merkerygm
      @Merkerygm 4 роки тому

      never mind vfest... i should have watched before commenting

  • @markr8690
    @markr8690 3 роки тому +3

    "she isn't an angel"
    "I like the symbolism"
    "Okay..."
    "Right..."
    I loved that

  • @lozzab8349
    @lozzab8349 3 роки тому +4

    I got the strongbow logo tattood on my arm only for them to change the logo a few days after 😂🙈

  • @DanSan97
    @DanSan97 4 роки тому +5

    Stevie looking like Badger from breaking bad

  • @baileyshaw1335
    @baileyshaw1335 4 роки тому +9

    The scary maze game is the exorcist 🥴

  • @AlessioVerrecchia
    @AlessioVerrecchia 4 роки тому +192

    14 minutes of talking about tattoos yet 0 were shown

    • @c_holding8564
      @c_holding8564 4 роки тому +122

      It's a podcast, not channel 4 mate

    • @Al_o_bri
      @Al_o_bri 4 роки тому +1

      He’s just shooting a video based on tattoo fixers mate don’t worry

  • @haz9808
    @haz9808 4 роки тому +4

    Like the chemistry between these 3

  • @rjpper9824
    @rjpper9824 4 роки тому +1

    When my grandkids say dad dad whose that man on your arm why are his grandkids calling him dad 😂😂

  • @mitch9225
    @mitch9225 4 роки тому +20

    Nahhhh mate, jigsaw

  • @unoriginalog836
    @unoriginalog836 4 роки тому +1

    I've watched this like 8 times and I laugh all the time... 'soul sister' 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @estopesto2647
    @estopesto2647 4 роки тому +7

    Poke ball? It's pokéball geez hahah

  • @abbie6338
    @abbie6338 4 роки тому +23

    12:31 why his grand kids calling him dad. Wouldn’t his kids call him dad

  • @tearssssss9292
    @tearssssss9292 4 роки тому +8

    Are we just going to ignore how he said pokebal?

  • @catastrophiccarrots5626
    @catastrophiccarrots5626 4 роки тому +3

    i am planning to get "Made in Britain" on the soul of my foot

  • @CONVERSE1991
    @CONVERSE1991 4 роки тому +3

    I thought the Scary Maze Game was the girl from The Exorcist

  • @24creatrix1
    @24creatrix1 4 роки тому +1

    It's funny that you said "Only God Can Judge Me" on your back, because that was my first tattoo 😂😂 shoulder to shoulder, it's not even small lol

  • @yungsativa2359
    @yungsativa2359 4 роки тому +4

    don't worry me and 5 of my mates all got the word SHUSH tattooed on us after a night out so it could be worse

  • @jessicacheetham1308
    @jessicacheetham1308 4 роки тому +5

    I still don't think your grandkids will be calling you Dad mate. Not quite how the family tree works

  • @joygrimmett7356
    @joygrimmett7356 4 роки тому +1

    I piss myself at every podcast and I luv Jack lmao

  • @DR28089
    @DR28089 4 роки тому +6

    Hahaha Alfie has definitely seen that video ‘You’re Joker!’
    ‘Nah mate Jigsaw’
    ‘Joker?’
    ‘Jigsaw...You wanna play a game?’

  • @DraperH
    @DraperH 4 роки тому +14

    i swear everyone has an avocado tattoo

  • @GBC4life666
    @GBC4life666 4 місяці тому

    It’s extra funny now with 2 Pokemon tattoos I’d probably be called a boomer if I wanted a Mario one

  • @loum9560
    @loum9560 4 роки тому +1

    Scary maze game isnt from saw its it's own thing!! On level 3 you had to concentrate really hard to try and get your mouse through the maze and a scary face pops up😂

  • @GCMYT
    @GCMYT 4 роки тому

    i can relate to some shitty ink that i regret..jack ever wished you had a blank canvass?

  • @gothelvis3541
    @gothelvis3541 3 роки тому +2

    The lines were shakey too by the looks of it

  • @BenjaminGeorgePearce
    @BenjaminGeorgePearce 4 роки тому +4

    Joker?
    Nah mate Jigsaw

    • @The-hidden
      @The-hidden 4 роки тому

      Ben 6 want to play a game?

  • @LouisJoshua
    @LouisJoshua 4 роки тому +58

    Why is he saying "Poke ball"... it's po-key-ball ffs

    • @310BPM
      @310BPM 4 роки тому +3

      why it is spelled pokeball, then?? do you say pokey mans, too?? xD

    • @LouisJoshua
      @LouisJoshua 4 роки тому +3

      ケイリーたん It has an accent over the e that I couldnt be bothered to type

    • @310BPM
      @310BPM 4 роки тому +2

      @@LouisJoshua i bet you do say pokey mans.. lol..

    • @LouisJoshua
      @LouisJoshua 4 роки тому +1

      ケイリーたん it’s po-key-mon. Pretty simple mate

    • @fuju7871
      @fuju7871 4 роки тому

      @@LouisJoshua so the syllables are stretched?
      Instead of pokeyball it's pronounced poh-keyy-ball
      Or is there something else to it

  • @josephiliff2277
    @josephiliff2277 4 роки тому

    did you not think, when editing the video together and it was CLEAR that nobody could see the tattoo on Alfie's arm due to the fact it was covered by the mic stand that it would be a good idea to get a pitch of it to put up in post?

  • @Hannah-pk6iq
    @Hannah-pk6iq 4 роки тому +1

    Hooray sound sorted

  • @iXtraordinaire
    @iXtraordinaire 4 роки тому +2

    Jack, I’ve been watching you since before you got your tats. Actually slightly gutted you regret them

  • @Bllairy
    @Bllairy 4 роки тому +2

    10:22 more like Example 😂😂😂

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 4 роки тому +3

    Wait his mum let him get a tatoo at 16?!

  • @ellaolives
    @ellaolives 4 роки тому +2

    I cry every night of a tattoo too 😂

  • @tinksmith4964
    @tinksmith4964 3 роки тому

    He really should start a go fund me... I also have lots of tattoos & I can’t imagine not thinking 10/10 of all of them.

    • @JimothyJohn
      @JimothyJohn 2 роки тому

      He's got enough money as it is

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 роки тому

    If you want tatts next year but don't know what you want, FUCKING DONT. take some time to think about it
    I took 13years before I settled and now I'll never regret it.

  • @charlieday1818
    @charlieday1818 4 роки тому +1

    How can you get pushed over by someone who’s putting something on you for the rest of ur life lol

  • @Mark3Spark
    @Mark3Spark 4 роки тому +4

    1.33 you want a little mushroom or something

  • @superevil1621
    @superevil1621 4 роки тому +1

    10:22 sounds like Elliot Crawford

  • @tompollard854
    @tompollard854 3 роки тому

    fully rate it Jack G. I have got the bad sketch of Walter on my leg!

  • @kaylejakins8844
    @kaylejakins8844 4 роки тому

    I loved breaking bad so major respect 😂

  • @citizenfourteen2781
    @citizenfourteen2781 4 роки тому +1

    Is the guy with the green beanie the actor from Someone Marry Barry? wtf

  • @blahgraffiti
    @blahgraffiti 4 роки тому

    What happened to the full episode it dissapeared last night

  • @thebrucedog8997
    @thebrucedog8997 4 роки тому +2

    I’m 17 and have the majority of my legs tattooed. This video makes me worried about how I will feel in 10 years

    • @ConnorBates1
      @ConnorBates1 4 роки тому +1

      TheBruceDog depends what you have tattooed on it

    • @thebrucedog8997
      @thebrucedog8997 4 роки тому +1

      @connor uk ive got a sleeve on my right leg dedicated to my grands who passed away (don’t think I’ll regret that one) and the other leg has a few band logos on them which I do like right now however I know this is something some people my age do and then regret. Hopefully I dont end up regretting them as I got stroked for them because the artist knew he could charge me more

    • @hugohewitson8470
      @hugohewitson8470 4 роки тому +1

      TheBruceDog you’ll regret the memorial tattoos and you’ll laugh about the band tattoos

    • @ruqayyahqadri6618
      @ruqayyahqadri6618 4 роки тому +5

      Why are you getting tattooed at 17?

    • @fatkingii1092
      @fatkingii1092 4 роки тому

      TheBruceDog what logos you got lad?

  • @iLitAfuseiCantStop
    @iLitAfuseiCantStop 4 роки тому

    The quote was also lyrics sung by Lady Antebellum. I don't think that's too bad. I wonder if she or Drake did it first.

    • @perry813
      @perry813 4 роки тому

      LitAfuseiCantStop It’s an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. So she would have done the same

  • @joshlucas2350
    @joshlucas2350 4 роки тому +6

    Oiiii where’s true geor urs video gone the David Ikie one

  • @ashton2507
    @ashton2507 4 роки тому +2

    No need to explain

  • @a_watch_enthusiast2149
    @a_watch_enthusiast2149 4 роки тому

    Why do most first tattoos starts with, yeah had it done in some guys house. I was the aame, did find out quarter of the way through that he suggested from regular and very bad Seizures so thanks fuck he didn't have one while doing the tattoo although looking at it you wouldn't think he might have.

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision576 4 роки тому +1

    Stevie dude if you don't have an idea about a tattoo . Probably don't get a tattoo mate

  • @AngelinaCarolanne
    @AngelinaCarolanne 4 роки тому +2

    Yeah but my nans dead ffs 😂😂😂

  • @elisblud
    @elisblud 4 роки тому +5

    10:21 howwww does he sound like tøp
    I'm not offended tho its jaackmaate and he mentioned my favourite band tøp soo

  • @Helloooooo
    @Helloooooo 4 роки тому

    Why did jack and Stevie not speak?

  • @unoriginalog836
    @unoriginalog836 4 роки тому

    This vids a classic, so funny

  • @lyy90
    @lyy90 4 роки тому +13

    Conclusion: jaackmaate has the 'courage' to insult everyone but doesnt have the balls to let someone know his opinion which resulted in a lifelong fuckup

    • @spencerep3754
      @spencerep3754 4 роки тому +11

      You clearly have never been to a tattoo place and gotten a tattoo

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision576 4 роки тому

    If you're doing that you need one guy who's actually gay

  • @-d1367
    @-d1367 3 роки тому

    Better than ksi’s tatoo

  • @meep1308
    @meep1308 4 роки тому +1

    Amazing

  • @garylouk8776
    @garylouk8776 4 роки тому +3

    Lesson to be learned
    Never get a tattoo

  • @MOO67204
    @MOO67204 4 роки тому +1

    Jamie Oliver mouth

  • @mattfr_0573
    @mattfr_0573 3 роки тому

    You call it Po-key-mon but a poke-ball? Makes no sense

  • @Franklinstein123
    @Franklinstein123 5 місяців тому

    Poke Ball 😂 how can you possibly think its pronounced like that

  • @Pwnziillaaaa
    @Pwnziillaaaa 4 роки тому +6

    Fortunes alwayssssssssss HIDNIG

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision576 4 роки тому

    Stevie and Alfie is too much of a camp combo . You need a contrast jacko

  • @barneysgamertag6956
    @barneysgamertag6956 4 роки тому +3

    they're beyond horrendous

  • @RabbitTeaPot
    @RabbitTeaPot 4 роки тому

    “I did wake up crying in the middle of the night cause like I’m always gonna have that on me”
    “Yeah you always get that, like fuck I’ve got an avocado on my arm”
    Erm...no? Lol most of us don’t get that... like at all

  • @legend99ish
    @legend99ish 4 роки тому

    Shit jacks marg has a drinking problem

  • @callum_brand
    @callum_brand 4 роки тому

    come on u irons⚒

  • @olivermorgan4934
    @olivermorgan4934 4 роки тому

    P

  • @lewismason3602
    @lewismason3602 4 роки тому +2

    You won’t pin this

  • @daze-telltaleshtposts5488
    @daze-telltaleshtposts5488 4 роки тому

    Tattoos in general are kind of degenerate

  • @TheDarkResurge
    @TheDarkResurge 4 роки тому

    That guest you have has got to be the most boring guest we’ve ever had to watch.