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  • @erm_the_lesbian8181
    @erm_the_lesbian8181 4 роки тому +6602

    I just realized that Balls never got his pizza

  • @austinclifford4511
    @austinclifford4511 3 роки тому +2493

    the most unrealistic part of SAO is a day one launch with no 25gb update to patch the bugs.

    • @fowti1470
      @fowti1470 3 роки тому +304

      If you think about it, Kayaba's speach is the 0 Gb update to justify the bugs

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 3 роки тому +96

      I would say the issue of wearing a helmet for over a year, selling a helmet that can kill you, and the fact that 90 percent of the people in the game didn't die in the first week when they starved because nobody found them in real life and because someone pulled the helmet off in the first day. Also let's not forget power outages, internet issues, and the fact that moving these people to a hospital would be insanely difficult to do.
      All of this on top of literally everything about the game and how it makes no sense.

    • @ghostslayer_sna8414
      @ghostslayer_sna8414 3 роки тому +61

      @@cameronroy2129 you clearly never payed attention they had a back up power system for if power went out same thing for internet connection. Why do you think Kirito woke up in the hospital, the Same with Asuna? But to be fair they skipped a shit Ton of SAO first two seasons of SAO should have been in SAO to Elfhiem then Gungale to current. But they royally fucked up.

    • @MarsAlmighty.
      @MarsAlmighty. 3 роки тому +12

      @@cameronroy2129 Nerve gear has an internal battery so power outages wouldn’t really effect them.

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 3 роки тому +12

      @@MarsAlmighty. and wifi? What happens when the power disconnects and wifi turns off or that internal battery runs out? These are some of the many problems here because a multi-player game needs a connection.

  • @bloodboundalpha1303
    @bloodboundalpha1303 Рік тому +1255

    I am 93% certain Kayaba during those two years forgot why he had the Sanners video tabbed then immediately remembered when someone entered a boss room shouting “Leeroy Jankins!”

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 7 місяців тому +60

      alright lesdothis LEROOOOOOOY JEEEENKEENS!
      omygod he just ran in.

  • @Artemie-np3qu
    @Artemie-np3qu Рік тому +1011

    Doing the obligatory rewatch for the upcoming Ep 17. Holy shit, this series is 10 god dam years old.

    • @henrychong2956
      @henrychong2956 Рік тому +8

      Same man

    • @sergiodasilva6505
      @sergiodasilva6505 Рік тому +1

      yebo

    • @jace7142
      @jace7142 Рік тому +2

      I'm here with you

    • @asherrudick3912
      @asherrudick3912 Рік тому +1

      Estimations on when the episode will come out? I’ve only recently got hooked onto this, and I’m hype with anticipation

    • @sergiodasilva6505
      @sergiodasilva6505 Рік тому +4

      @@asherrudick3912 I am guessing within 3 to 6 months. They sent us a teaser so i am hoping soon

  • @verisad3472
    @verisad3472 4 роки тому +22303

    SAOA culture is rewatching the whole series every time a new episode comes out

  • @LoLMasrr
    @LoLMasrr 4 роки тому +5057

    "Can 2020 Get any worse"
    June: "And the sky is bleeding."

  • @_JusDavid_
    @_JusDavid_ Рік тому +971

    "sometimes...things are born. they live....and then they stop....FOREVER" is one of my favorite quotes from this series💀💀💀

    • @Phantom131000
      @Phantom131000 8 місяців тому +18

      WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!?!?

    • @Arcalargo
      @Arcalargo 7 місяців тому +15

      Now multiply that by cancer!

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 7 місяців тому +10

      @@Phantom131000 Sigh (Shows clip of head exploding)

    • @Atlas_is_Going_Crazy
      @Atlas_is_Going_Crazy 7 місяців тому +9

      @@CommisarHoodOMG IF WE DIE IN THE GAME WE DIE FOR REAL

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 7 місяців тому +11

      @@Atlas_is_Going_Crazy Yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and keep that tabbed.

  • @dlm292
    @dlm292 8 місяців тому +380

    “Hey maybe I could rewatch the first episode of SAOA while I’m bored”
    Me 5 minutes later:
    “Whelp time to rewatch the entire series a 25th time”

  • @HumanMordecai
    @HumanMordecai 4 роки тому +2920

    "Shut up! Here, I have power!"
    That's it. That's his entire character arc.

  • @drowninginstardust7032
    @drowninginstardust7032 4 роки тому +4421

    “Much like the World of Warcraft, you’re not here by choice anymore.”
    *sigh* ... yeah..

    • @alexismedor
      @alexismedor 3 роки тому +91

      Most relatable quote of the whole show.

    • @TheBearB13
      @TheBearB13 3 роки тому +126

      Not sure if others noticed but this was actually the second time WOW was mentioned, when Kayaba said the above line it was at 4:29 but World of Warcraft was mentioned by one of the people who was speaking all at once when Kayaba accidentally muted himself.
      4:02 "Come back to World of War Craft you guys, it's better I swear!"
      It's a small thing but not something I noticed on my first watch (or through like my 30th rewatch if I'm being honest haha) and I just thought that interesting. Hundreds of rewatches later you could notice the smallest thing that never stood out before.

    • @Random_Person.-.
      @Random_Person.-. 3 роки тому +9

      That one always gets a laugh out of me.

    • @edgelordsupreme3961
      @edgelordsupreme3961 3 роки тому +9

      i watched that 6 years ago and i never understod it untill i started playing 4 years later i am an empty husk

    • @kamikaze1970
      @kamikaze1970 3 роки тому +7

      Nowadays it’s vr and not wow, socially it’s mainly vrchat

  • @TDFMonster40K
    @TDFMonster40K Рік тому +906

    With the new episode out it's time to rewatch this masterpiece once again, and further solidify that THIS is SAO not the anime

  • @tulipkitten
    @tulipkitten 8 місяців тому +74

    Rewatching this episode feels different when you realize the "hahaha ha hahaha haha... ha" on the "Log Out" button was probably a symptom of the creator's psychotic break due to video game industry crunch time.

    • @MaraFey345
      @MaraFey345 День тому

      I’m pretty sure that was just Balls making fun of Kirito and nothing actually appeared

  • @pinkfactory4933
    @pinkfactory4933 3 роки тому +10933

    Kirito is literally just that minecraft youtuber that says hey guys I did some off camera grinding and appears with full enchanted netherite

    • @kaiz1845
      @kaiz1845 3 роки тому +449

      lul tbf Kirito is held against his will in his version of Minecraft 24/7 lol. If you have the skills to grind, then you might as well no-life it and get strong

    • @mankey2919
      @mankey2919 3 роки тому +152

      The fact that you’re here 5 months ago and the comment that responded to you is both 1 month and 5 days ago after 8 years of its release says a lot.

    • @atemnirnasha
      @atemnirnasha 3 роки тому +116

      @@mankey2919 and people are still coming back to rewatch it. That or I just have no life

    • @modred3805
      @modred3805 3 роки тому +46

      @@atemnirnasha why not both?

    • @muhammadwongal
      @muhammadwongal 3 роки тому +8

      lmfao🤣🤣🤣

  • @pagehouse9191
    @pagehouse9191 3 роки тому +5124

    Noobs: "That red haired guy from SAO"
    Pros: "Klein"
    Fucking legends: " BallsDeep69"

    • @slavthesage5661
      @slavthesage5661 2 роки тому +74

      Too true.

    • @strawhatalex2347
      @strawhatalex2347 2 роки тому +33

      @@slavthesage5661 agreed

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 2 роки тому +36

      Gods : Tsuboi Ryotaro

    • @thomashost272
      @thomashost272 2 роки тому +73

      I swear SAO Abridged is the REAL SAO at this point. I don't know anyone who watched SAO, whether they liked it or not, who didn't like SAOA more.

    • @strawhatalex2347
      @strawhatalex2347 2 роки тому +24

      @@thomashost272 I watch SAO and lemme say SAOA is 1000000x funnier

  • @scottritchey573
    @scottritchey573 Рік тому +116

    I always crack up at the “WE’RE FUCKED!” Part lol. Reminds me of my first day of high school; I walk into the football cage in the locker room and everyone shuts up and looks at me in fear (I was super overweight) and as I awkwardly walk back down the hall I hear “if that guy can fight I’m fucked!” And everyone laughs their heads off lol

    • @DXUnlimitedGamer
      @DXUnlimitedGamer Рік тому +10

      I actually had a similar experience when I met one of my friends in college. I'm like 6'3 and she panicked thinking I could punt her halfway across the world, I soon asked her if she liked Pokémon and we immediately became best friends

    • @donovanbradford8231
      @donovanbradford8231 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@DXUnlimitedGamerPokemon brings everyone together because even if you both like different generations you can still find your favorite somewhere in the game...hopefully.

  • @anthonyaigle1742
    @anthonyaigle1742 Рік тому +85

    To think the iPhone 15 joke is now reality…

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 3 роки тому +7699

    So basically, BallsDeep69 got stuck in this death-game because he decided to listened to Kurt’s pebble story.

    • @krukblood-axe3649
      @krukblood-axe3649 3 роки тому +598

      I mean, he still wouldn't have been able to log out.

    • @evanbates3062
      @evanbates3062 3 роки тому +365

      @Patrick Chang its kurt now

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 3 роки тому +381

      @@krukblood-axe3649 the point was that before he started the story, it was still possible to log out.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 3 роки тому +152

      Kurt. Pft. I get the reference. Just wait 'til he meets Assface.

    • @jakeengland145
      @jakeengland145 3 роки тому +271

      Yep, that dude probably was walking around the game for all those years thinking “I’m here in this giant free for all because one asshole told me the longest story on earth about a pebble” probably screamed that when he was taking his rage out on a giant monster.

  • @heyitsmeskylar6564
    @heyitsmeskylar6564 4 роки тому +10871

    honestly tho, it's impressive that kirito was able to come up with a story on the spot that lasted 5 hours

    • @thecactuscat01
      @thecactuscat01 3 роки тому +705

      heyitsmeskylar new sport: extreme improv

    • @mehmeh5615
      @mehmeh5615 3 роки тому +449

      heyitsmeskylar either that or he’s done this before lol, I could see either being the case

    • @pressfinchat
      @pressfinchat 3 роки тому +246

      he entered “the zone”

    • @itsamemario1772
      @itsamemario1772 3 роки тому +200

      If you're as lonely as kirito it should be easy to do

    • @thebeybladethatwasusedtopa8846
      @thebeybladethatwasusedtopa8846 3 роки тому +110

      That's called writing an essay

  • @LuizAlleman
    @LuizAlleman 8 місяців тому +57

    Seeing a screenshot of UA-cam in lightmode makes me question how any of us made it through those days. Also, still funny after 10 years.

  • @ultrablueberry2420
    @ultrablueberry2420 Рік тому +77

    I've been watching this series for what feels like ages. I was 15 when this released, now I'm 25 going through a crisis and I'm glad these are still around. Best Series on UA-cam.

    • @PixelatedTriumph
      @PixelatedTriumph 11 місяців тому +2

      God I feel you! I was only 9 and had never even heard of anime, loved SAO as an edgy preteen, now I love SAOA as a much less edgy young adult

    • @kleinuzimacki8873
      @kleinuzimacki8873 5 місяців тому

      I was 11 and had only ever watched the knockoff Saturday morning digiman when i found this and I’ve watched this series so damn much 10yrs later while trying to ignore how lame life is. (Was really hoping for SAO to be on track release date wise)

  • @16BitGamerCat
    @16BitGamerCat 3 роки тому +5614

    7 years. 7 years ago this masterpiece was started, and we still have yet to even get through Alfheim. Understandable, pretty hard to fix that mess.

    • @hori1k
      @hori1k 3 роки тому +92

      They should had skipped it ;(

    • @flatmarssociety5707
      @flatmarssociety5707 3 роки тому +586

      @@hori1k no it's going to be amazing seeing them fix the unfixable

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 3 роки тому +84

      Can we go back to 7 years ago before the current world events please

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +145

      @@flatmarssociety5707 Can you imagine Gune Gale Online and Ordinal Scale? Hoo boy I can hardly wait!!

    • @alexnikpat6990
      @alexnikpat6990 3 роки тому +126

      It’s going to be like 20 years with the current scale. But it will be worth it

  • @americasanchez6067
    @americasanchez6067 3 роки тому +3016

    Really late to comment this: But imagine going the whole two years in SAO...without Adblock?!
    Oh those poor sucks...

    • @haberak3310
      @haberak3310 3 роки тому +412

      One day, while running a dungeon, a man has an ad pop up mid-fight. He is caught completely off guard and is killed

    • @prismglider5922
      @prismglider5922 3 роки тому +133

      Imagine going through real life in a place like New York City without adblock. Oh, wait. Honestly those ads were pretty realistic for a large modern day city like tokyo or new york.

    • @haberak3310
      @haberak3310 3 роки тому +88

      @Eric Lee Or we don't see them as we watch the game from Kirito's perspective, who bought the ad-block

    • @satan4942
      @satan4942 3 роки тому +6

      Imagine the pain tho

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 3 роки тому +46

      @Eric Lee That would make since, the point of add is to get people to buy stuff. If no one ever leaves the game then no one is buying any on the stuff.
      My personal theory is that Asuna burnt them all to the ground.

  • @philipprudek9537
    @philipprudek9537 Рік тому +98

    yo, who else is here to binge the entirety of SAO abridged after episode released? I for one am.

  • @fused_ice
    @fused_ice 9 місяців тому +30

    10 years later, and now that iphone 15 ad is real

  • @caosisaac
    @caosisaac 4 роки тому +2683

    Kirito 2013: FOR YOU SEE
    Suguha 2019: FOR YOU SEE

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 4 роки тому +194

      *FOR YOU SEE, LONG AGO...*

    • @yormpbirdhouse4407
      @yormpbirdhouse4407 4 роки тому +35

      Oh shit

    • @smolgrape2
      @smolgrape2 4 роки тому +94

      i need the full story of the pebble

    • @JoshTBM
      @JoshTBM 4 роки тому +28

      Ahhhhhh your rewatching aswell?

    • @caosisaac
      @caosisaac 4 роки тому +43

      @@JoshTBM i tend to rewatch the series everytime a new ep drops haha.

  • @KianaWolf
    @KianaWolf 2 роки тому +3238

    "Much like World of Warcraft, none of you are here by choice anymore."
    Ah, the joke that gets funnier every time.

    • @brandoncastellano1858
      @brandoncastellano1858 Рік тому +141

      As a Warcraft player, that joke made me watch and continue to watch after all these years of waiting.

    • @Suburban-United
      @Suburban-United Рік тому +61

      The Goodyear blimp in the background when he was saying that had me pissing myself lmao

    • @DevoutSkeptic
      @DevoutSkeptic Рік тому +36

      I'm one of the lucky ones that escaped WoW hell after 14 years and took refuge in FFXIV.

    • @ZakaZaRayo
      @ZakaZaRayo Рік тому +16

      "Like a fine wine it just gets older by age"
      -Joseph Joestar

    • @karmahehexfd
      @karmahehexfd Рік тому +4

      MY NAME IS STILL KLIEN
      also me: im klien

  • @benjaminservais8073
    @benjaminservais8073 Рік тому +82

    Don't mind me, just here to rewatch this masterpiece once more after episode 17's come out

  • @H20Jonez
    @H20Jonez Рік тому +71

    10 years later this abridged series is still way better than the original show ever was

  • @weird_vulpix7488
    @weird_vulpix7488 4 роки тому +1796

    "Sometimes, things are born. They live. And then they stop. Forever."

  • @orangetee9636
    @orangetee9636 3 роки тому +2247

    Everyone entering 2020:
    Me: "Where's the logout button?! Where's the logout button??!!!"

    • @fluffyhuskylover
      @fluffyhuskylover 3 роки тому +35

      This is mood

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 3 роки тому +40

      Maybe it's buried somewhere in Wuhan, along with 116 kilos of cocaine and the cure to blindness

    • @yuriocafe9591
      @yuriocafe9591 3 роки тому +12

      the logout button is 12/31/20(or 31/12/20 if you use it that way)

    • @worldofswords8456
      @worldofswords8456 3 роки тому +7

      Micheal Quimpo Ah i got that referens

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 3 роки тому +6

      @@worldofswords8456 Ayyyyye (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

  • @TRGha770
    @TRGha770 Рік тому +54

    cant believe even after 10 years i can still watch this this has aged so well

  • @Sajt_Lord_Of_Doomliness
    @Sajt_Lord_Of_Doomliness 8 місяців тому +48

    6:11 “hehe no it’s not” is better than most lines in Hollywood movies

  • @lworc
    @lworc 4 роки тому +2963

    Imagine if someone had just logged out before they disabled it.

    • @danlarsen9116
      @danlarsen9116 4 роки тому +548

      I Will just play 5 min more what's the worst that can happen

    • @coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007
      @coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 4 роки тому +245

      My guess is, the log out was disabled from the start.

    • @demolisherman1763
      @demolisherman1763 4 роки тому +92

      Wooo dodged a real bullet there

    • @alexschalk5439
      @alexschalk5439 4 роки тому +186

      @@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 Nope. In Episode 11 Kayaba said that he realized that if you die in the game you die in real life, so he disabled logging out in a rush.

    • @nickmettert1932
      @nickmettert1932 4 роки тому +16

      Alex Schalk don't you mean episode one?

  • @yisraelkatz1958
    @yisraelkatz1958 3 роки тому +3420

    How Kayaba accidentally disabled his own audio instead of everyone else's means so much more now with online video conferences in 2020. Legit happened to a professor in a class I watched.

    • @hornetsilksong
      @hornetsilksong 2 роки тому +96

      This series is truly timeless

    • @Will-mk5pj
      @Will-mk5pj 2 роки тому +9

      @@hornetsilksong Yup!

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 2 роки тому +101

      It ties in perfectly to his motivations later on. He's still sleep deprived here and borderline insane, no wonder he had such a hard time communicating with them and was making technical blunders.

    • @weirdowithacello3481
      @weirdowithacello3481 2 роки тому +33

      Kayaba's whole motive was basically "Any modern AAA dev"

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 2 роки тому +25

      @@weirdowithacello3481 god forbid todd howard makes a nervegear, wait would he be a real kayaba? The parody va sounds somewhat like him..is..this..foreshadowing?
      Is this a warning from a traveller of the sands of time?

  • @wyatttipton1831
    @wyatttipton1831 8 місяців тому +28

    As of now, October 12, 2023, this video has over 17 million views. That means if every viewer watched it all the way through there’s been around 275 years spent watching this video collectively. That’s just insane. Well deserved for the start to such an amazing series.

  • @tomsmurf4225
    @tomsmurf4225 8 місяців тому +22

    I laughed too hard at the reveal that the censor bleeps were actually diagetic

  • @LordJazz
    @LordJazz 4 роки тому +1973

    I feel like my teacher secretly watched this a few years back. She literally made a fantasy football team named "BallsDeep69" for fun on her phone

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 3 роки тому +36

      George Grubb
      It is?!

    • @jasonwillows5239
      @jasonwillows5239 3 роки тому +81

      She sounds like a very... colorful teacher.

    • @liftsalot
      @liftsalot 3 роки тому +13

      Aight... So where do you study?

    • @ryangrubbs6813
      @ryangrubbs6813 3 роки тому +12

      Maybe, but it’s also likely she read it somewhere else

    • @mizukuu
      @mizukuu 3 роки тому +24

      @George Grubb Plot twist: it was the same person. Every. Time.

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 4 роки тому +1749

    You know that idiot saying “what”
    He somehow made it to floor 75
    I know that isn’t technically an “achievements in ignorance,” but by god it feels like it

    • @i_boole6639
      @i_boole6639 4 роки тому +63

      i'm pretty sure he was just being obstinate

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 4 роки тому +35

      0-0 I totally didn't realize that, and I watch this EVERY. DAY.

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 4 роки тому +13

      WOW. Valid point... props to him!

    • @7Write4This9Heart7
      @7Write4This9Heart7 3 роки тому +7

      OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT! X'D Dying!

    • @victor227
      @victor227 3 роки тому +16

      It's Al from ReBoot. He's been dealing with murderous computer games since 1994. I would be amazed if he didn't make it all the way to floor 75.

  • @flared9921
    @flared9921 10 місяців тому +32

    even a decade old, this parody still hits better than the official show

  • @Boo3Berry
    @Boo3Berry Рік тому +26

    Congrats on 10 years! This series has stood the test of time so well. It’s frankly insane

  • @Oxygentleman
    @Oxygentleman 4 роки тому +1882

    I mean technically that pebble is the best weapon because it's the only ranged one

    • @blackjade9089
      @blackjade9089 4 роки тому +242

      You weren't supposed to notice. Lol.

    • @thepheonix1853
      @thepheonix1853 4 роки тому +121

      But it's not you can throw knives

    • @ceasergiovanni4792
      @ceasergiovanni4792 4 роки тому +96

      What about the needles kirito merced the bunny with

    • @minedantaken1684
      @minedantaken1684 4 роки тому +71

      @@ceasergiovanni4792 Well, there are two and kirito wasted both. Unless all thrown weapons disappear

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 4 роки тому +45

      @@minedantaken1684 the needles can inflict status damage like with the ghost episode, use a needle to paralyze your victim from afar and then get up close

  • @chocomint_parfait
    @chocomint_parfait Рік тому +5513

    It’s crazy that canonically sao begins today

    • @theblade6696
      @theblade6696 Рік тому +107

      agread

    • @EvanX109
      @EvanX109 Рік тому +351

      It's been two decades since Reki Kawahara wrote SAO and one decade since the anime released.

    • @arowmidnight2307
      @arowmidnight2307 Рік тому +64

      It also takes place on my berth day

    • @bN_isheeere
      @bN_isheeere Рік тому +242

      @@arowmidnight2307 that just made me realize that this was probably some kid’s worst birthday ever

    • @stevenwidmark1952
      @stevenwidmark1952 Рік тому +111

      Does that mean that the real SOA is the metaverse? I feel cheated.

  • @TaylorWhitley420
    @TaylorWhitley420 Рік тому +11

    I can't get out of my head the idea that some people didn't activate ad blocker, and were stuck with ads for 2 years

    • @lalaorange5398
      @lalaorange5398 Рік тому +4

      The ad companies probably stopped supporting Sao after people started dying. That would definitely make their company look bad

    • @TaylorWhitley420
      @TaylorWhitley420 Рік тому +5

      @@lalaorange5398 I didn't even think about that. Tbf I would assume the only ads left would be sketchy porn sites or something. "Hot Moms in your Area" type stuff😂

    • @lalaorange5398
      @lalaorange5398 Рік тому +1

      @@TaylorWhitley420 Lmao 😭 that's perfect!

  • @rafaellucadetena9355
    @rafaellucadetena9355 Рік тому +15

    Gosh, Taka brings so much life to Kayaba, what a dub monster

  • @shr1mpsush1
    @shr1mpsush1 3 роки тому +4114

    Klein: "Come on man, it's NerveGear, I can't just Alt+F4 this shit!"
    Also Klein: *Tries to pull off the helmet*

    • @Ark_Hornet
      @Ark_Hornet 2 роки тому +383

      My head cannon is that Klein thought it was like VR, started the game standing up and then when the game started he just collapsed to the floor

    • @bradeye1133
      @bradeye1133 2 роки тому +61

      @@Ark_Hornet probably

    • @vain.a2
      @vain.a2 2 роки тому +30

      @@Ark_Hornet lol

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper 2 роки тому +52

      @@Ark_Hornet holy crap, why can I see this happening?

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 2 роки тому +26

      @@Ark_Hornet i need someone to make this a thing XD

  • @cameronschmid4773
    @cameronschmid4773 3 роки тому +4861

    Best line of the whole first episode:
    “Kirito? You look so.... young”
    “And you look less hairy, Balls.”
    “My name is Klein!”
    “He he, no it’s not.”

  • @Niikoo_
    @Niikoo_ 11 місяців тому +13

    Aged like a fine wine, I’ve watched this at least once every 6 months for the past like 5 years

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir 7 місяців тому +6

    8:09
    For anybody wondering, the outro music is the Stage Clear music from the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World video game.

  • @TheRazzyBear
    @TheRazzyBear 4 роки тому +1918

    Not gonna lie, the Antagonist seems like a good guy, if he had ENABLED the profanity filter THEN he would have been pure evil.

    • @ChessScholarOfficial
      @ChessScholarOfficial 4 роки тому +54

      Ah fudge

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 4 роки тому +116

      Unlike Sougou, kayaba is a gamer too. So he can understand the player's feeling

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 4 роки тому +30

      That’s the second arc.

    • @ChessScholarOfficial
      @ChessScholarOfficial 4 роки тому +48

      @We Are Although I firmly agree with your statement, let's leave out politics on SAOA vids

    • @zayl777
      @zayl777 4 роки тому +9

      Matthew Kolcz not gonna lie, that small comment tirade made burst out in laughter. But agreed, this series is too pure to spoil with real world problems...

  • @TheArmyOfOne100
    @TheArmyOfOne100 2 роки тому +5316

    The plot twist of the censored swears just being the profanity filter was a better plot twist than anything that happened in the original.

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 Рік тому +83

      Indeed

    • @RailgunGoBoomBoom
      @RailgunGoBoomBoom Рік тому +65

      Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of being based?

    • @therealstarplatinum
      @therealstarplatinum Рік тому +14

      LoL this series gives me nostalgia

    • @RailgunGoBoomBoom
      @RailgunGoBoomBoom Рік тому +7

      @@therealstarplatinum Me too dude, me too.

    • @mellamojeff458
      @mellamojeff458 Рік тому +25

      I can already head the n words and Jew calling being thrown around like candy lmao

  • @Soupurman
    @Soupurman Рік тому +8

    Love how they put the iPhone 15 at the beginning as a joke and now we literally have it coming

  • @DaBigBoss4150
    @DaBigBoss4150 7 місяців тому +9

    I absolutely love the 30 seconds to mars intro, This Is War is one of my favorite songs

  • @cezaryjagieo5633
    @cezaryjagieo5633 3 роки тому +3677

    Funny how this series, despite having two extremely toxic, borderline sociopaths as main characters, became my feel good watch. Whenever my life seems more shitty than usual, i come here, and watch Kirito grow as a person one creative insult at a time. And every time, i come back feeling better. Thanks, Something Witty Entertainment

    • @dabestaround1245
      @dabestaround1245 3 роки тому +59

      Damn straight

    • @lulooper
      @lulooper 2 роки тому +38

      Damn straight indeed.

    • @ilikewaffles037
      @ilikewaffles037 2 роки тому +38

      Mine too, I think I've watched it in it's entirity 17 times now. (26 now)

    • @ITSNATEE
      @ITSNATEE 2 роки тому +35

      Honestly thought you were talking about the actual one (though it can be debated that this one IS the actual one)

    • @thefaithfulwisp6272
      @thefaithfulwisp6272 2 роки тому +53

      For some reason i want a romcom about 2 broken characters because of this
      Something about 2 extremely flawed characters falling in love sounds interesting to my degenerate brain

  • @LeBonkJordan
    @LeBonkJordan 8 років тому +1337

    As a non-anime-watcher, I'm gonna binge the fuck out of this shit.

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 років тому +13

      The origional show or abridged?

    • @LeBonkJordan
      @LeBonkJordan 8 років тому +61

      Collin Thompson Abridged

    • @LeBonkJordan
      @LeBonkJordan 8 років тому +20

      Collin Thompson Also: learn to spell "original"

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 років тому +1

      Dead pet

    • @nyholmie1996
      @nyholmie1996 8 років тому +48

      As someone who has seen the series, the abridged will probably be better

  • @prodoofus327
    @prodoofus327 9 місяців тому +30

    4:43 some random player's mom: "JIMMY I THOUGHT I SAID YOU WERE GROUNDED!! GIVE ME THAT HEADGEAR RIGHT NOW!!"
    She was later charged for murder.

    • @user-gn7ee6yp7n
      @user-gn7ee6yp7n 6 місяців тому +3

      I can see many parents doing this, and later on they blame the kid.

    • @prodoofus327
      @prodoofus327 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@user-gn7ee6yp7n"But your honor, he knew he was grounded but still played anyways, so it's technically manslaughter!" 💀

  • @star.master_cranium
    @star.master_cranium 11 місяців тому +10

    5:58 Love that those are the exact lines from the show apart from the last 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wingzero7X
    @wingzero7X 3 роки тому +2359

    “I disabled the profanity filter sooooo... have fun with that.”
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    “WE’RE FUCKED!!!!”
    accurate

  • @shadeshadow007
    @shadeshadow007 Рік тому +3671

    I love the fact that Kirito just pulls that Mitheral Pebble Lore just out of his ass and keeps it going for Hours

    • @forge4119
      @forge4119 Рік тому +169

      Truely, he has mastered the art of being a smartass.

    • @lucianfrostbane
      @lucianfrostbane Рік тому +82

      The legacy of the Pebble does live on after all

    • @idiotically-everything
      @idiotically-everything Рік тому +40

      As someone who does improv that is impressive

    • @StitchXDHD
      @StitchXDHD Рік тому +44

      I'm waiting for them to have the mythril pebble be the thing that beats the final enemy of Alfheim. Instead of him pulling out mod powers he just throws a rock at him.

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Рік тому +21

      @@StitchXDHD I am a god in this world
      Take this (throws the mitherl pebble of pig smiting
      Why did I program that back in

  • @godzilla9000corps
    @godzilla9000corps 2 місяці тому +9

    When you realize the iPhone 15 ad has come true

  • @sugarwater9750
    @sugarwater9750 9 місяців тому +9

    10 years old good god. And honestly a timeless masterpiece, I love rewatching this over actual SAO. So impressed that SWE has kept it going for so long.

  • @haki5019
    @haki5019 4 роки тому +1486

    When have you heard of someone beating Everquest?!
    When have you heard of someone *playing* Everquest!?
    ...
    Fair.

  • @mrswaninator3540
    @mrswaninator3540 2 роки тому +5288

    Can we all take a moment of silence to realize that ballsdeep69 will never get his pizza.

  • @pg2mcdoubles
    @pg2mcdoubles 6 місяців тому +3

    i am loving the fact that this show takes place 2022-2024 and there’s an ad for the iphone 15. which i’ve seen ads for on video games this year🤣

  • @PitySpider.
    @PitySpider. Місяць тому +3

    Was getting SAO abridged withdrawals, gotta rewatch so I don’t go insane

  • @lejuanca
    @lejuanca 9 років тому +3438

    "Oh, last thing, I swear. I disabled the profanity filter.
    Have fun with that!"
    *silence*
    " _WE'RE FUUCKED_ "

    • @dakiller541
      @dakiller541 9 років тому +229

      had to test it tho

    • @Sonicboomcolt
      @Sonicboomcolt 8 років тому +3

      LeJuanCa XD

    • @shawnaglass5341
      @shawnaglass5341 8 років тому

      What is the profanity filter

    • @Microscopialice
      @Microscopialice 8 років тому +59

      +Shawna Glass profanity filter is when someone swears so insted of fuck you it should say **** you

    • @user-be3wy7yu1p
      @user-be3wy7yu1p 8 років тому +92

      I was half expecting there to just be 5 minutes of just cursing. Anybody else?
      No?
      Okay then.

  • @reddragon2150
    @reddragon2150 5 років тому +3248

    Just thought about all those family members who disconnected the nerve gear unknowingly killing the player.

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 5 років тому +725

      And all the people in apartments who died of dehydration or malnutrition. So if you have no family, you die. If you have family, you die. If you play the game you still probably die. Survival is unlikely.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 років тому +396

      Christopher Michael Oh true. But, everyone in the real world knows what’s happening to the players. So, the government most likely had a hand in bringing in most players to the hospitals to be cared for.

    • @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908
      @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908 5 років тому +90

      @@TheZephyrsWind well everyone was hospitalized before any of those would kill them

    • @justindorthewonderwizard645
      @justindorthewonderwizard645 5 років тому +318

      My mom would get pissed not understanding it at all yell at me then unplug it

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 років тому +92

      Justindor The Wonder Wizard My grandma would probably do the same thing .-.

  • @thegodofquacc5432
    @thegodofquacc5432 Місяць тому +4

    Watching this at a time of iphone 15
    I can confirm
    Their lobby ad was 100% accurate

  • @JnscGaming
    @JnscGaming Рік тому +8

    Here come the floods, new episodes out, so now they're all committing the ritual, by rewatching the whole thing from the start, a yearly practice done by many..

    • @christopherbledsoe1540
      @christopherbledsoe1540 Рік тому +1

      all hail the SAOA ritual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @JnscGaming
      @JnscGaming Рік тому +1

      @@christopherbledsoe1540 all hail the SAOA ritual!!

  • @pimocolada7774
    @pimocolada7774 7 років тому +1883

    My friend thought this was the actual anime....

    • @masterskills319
      @masterskills319 7 років тому +246

      Shikaramin Sama Might as well be, its better than the actual one.

    • @insertnamehere9991
      @insertnamehere9991 7 років тому +109

      Dreymannn I know right! This is so much better, Kirito has an actual personality in this! unlike the actual anime

    • @masterskills319
      @masterskills319 7 років тому +40

      The Super Sweet Nerd Ill be honest, Ive never seen the actual anime, but I heard so much bad shit about it ill just stick to this one.

    • @insertnamehere9991
      @insertnamehere9991 7 років тому +60

      Dreymannn good choice this one is much better

    • @aqua8785
      @aqua8785 7 років тому +35

      Shikaramin Sama
      That's really bad on the animes part. I love sao but this is still 100 times better

  • @twigwhisker9597
    @twigwhisker9597 5 років тому +5729

    Imagine not buying Adblocker and having to live with all those ads for 2/3 years

    • @Randomized0317
      @Randomized0317 5 років тому +666

      Imagine people who did buy it, they're gonna think normal players are crazy

    • @mrschiggy5871
      @mrschiggy5871 5 років тому +196

      Soooo pretty much like normal life!

    • @kai8517
      @kai8517 5 років тому +248

      Did you realise one of them ads where alfheim online

    • @justmintz4333
      @justmintz4333 5 років тому +32

      Cat Lover Lol I would just end it there

    • @duelphantom6065
      @duelphantom6065 5 років тому +82

      Imagine having adblocker on your browser activated so it's free or you have a VPN so people talk slow to you cause says your German then you blow them away

  • @Panda-vu1qm
    @Panda-vu1qm Рік тому +12

    Everybody coming back to rewatch this a year later since a new episode came out

  • @ashtondavies9010
    @ashtondavies9010 8 місяців тому +4

    bro was right about the iphone 15 thats crazy. and the time almost lines up to the date in sao lore

  • @Ularg7070
    @Ularg7070 7 років тому +3648

    Never watched SAO, I think this is the appropriate way to watch the series now.

    • @boopmeister_
      @boopmeister_ 7 років тому +308

      The original is pretty shit

    • @shadevoid227
      @shadevoid227 7 років тому +80

      foxtrot golf
      So true. XD It's 10x more hilarious.

    • @Helltamirre
      @Helltamirre 7 років тому +67

      Yep. That's true. I barely even remember original SAO by now but this thing I quote verbatim.

    • @ScarFearz
      @ScarFearz 7 років тому +59

      The original serie is pretty good, but it should've ended at episode 14. The rest is pretty much Mario going to save the princess. It's pretty bad.

    • @Helltamirre
      @Helltamirre 7 років тому +11

      ScarFearz GGO arc in season two is ok.

  • @draycen7242
    @draycen7242 3 роки тому +2486

    Long ago, this pebble was forged in the fiery pits of Tartarus, by the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself in a time long before the world began. War upon war was waged in the abyss of pain before it was ultimately bequeathed to the lowliest of peasants, a man named Makenzie. Quickly corrupted by its power, he began a lone siege of the kingdom. Having seized power, war after war was waged, all sourced from the newly-crowned king’s lust for strength. Generations of kings continued his conquest: Yamato, Carrie, Budva, Logan, Bread, and many others were led astray by its perverting power. Each king fought on the front-line of their bloodshed. Finally, another king, blessed by the gods, confronted the pebble with the mighty weapon Demon’s Bane, and felled the depraved regent. For centuries it lay dormant in the vaults, only being unearthed when the kingdom was on death’s door. The finest warrior would be tasked with exclusively wielding both weapons. But treachery! The thief Cocainus had obtained the holy weapon! Confronting him, the pebble’s wielder slew him in a single strike, but not before his foe could reciprocate. And thus, Mardoza, Guardian of the Pebble, fell to his knees, and passed from this world, leaving behind the mighty weapon. For he knew that one day, its power would be required once more.

    • @uttran663
      @uttran663 3 роки тому +249

      “But the legacy lives on”

    • @benlohmer5703
      @benlohmer5703 3 роки тому +62

      Fuckin nice bro

    • @BlackBlade51
      @BlackBlade51 3 роки тому +65

      Bruh how did you

    • @vulcan3785
      @vulcan3785 3 роки тому +46

      jello gamer it’s a d&d item

    • @BlackBlade51
      @BlackBlade51 3 роки тому +27

      @@vulcan3785 what
      no but seriously idk how to play d&d so can u explain

  • @adrienthompson4771
    @adrienthompson4771 2 місяці тому +3

    the amount of times i’ve rewatched this series is insane

  • @WolfvineGaming
    @WolfvineGaming 9 місяців тому +8

    How I can't believe this episode is now 10 years old

  • @JoyAndAgony
    @JoyAndAgony 7 років тому +1973

    "I disabled the profanity filter"
    I LEGIT CHOKED

    • @Kazutoes
      @Kazutoes 7 років тому +113

      Have fun with that!!~

    • @xenongaming1992
      @xenongaming1992 6 років тому +9

      Psychotic Muffin NOOO

    • @slashb7836
      @slashb7836 6 років тому +67

      WE'RE FUCKED!

    • @python1972
      @python1972 6 років тому +46

      Christopher Lin Yeah but he hadn't disabled it until he left

    • @Ryter_
      @Ryter_ 6 років тому +10

      Psychotic Muffin WE'RE FUCKED

  • @flamecentralyt9999
    @flamecentralyt9999 3 роки тому +4303

    “You’re not a girl”
    “You’re not 17”
    “I’m ok with this”
    “ME TOO!”
    *in the distance* “LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER!”

    • @ethanscully3455
      @ethanscully3455 3 роки тому +206

      it took me until i watched the real series to find out that it's actual dialogue in the dub

    • @justaguy2985
      @justaguy2985 3 роки тому +48

      @@ethanscully3455 wait seriously?

    • @ethanscully3455
      @ethanscully3455 3 роки тому +230

      @@justaguy2985 not the whole thing the exact dialogue is
      "You're not a guy!?!"
      "You're not 17!?!

    • @UmbrasMercy
      @UmbrasMercy 3 роки тому +123

      ..... I'm gonna sound like a dumbass, but before i read this comment, I thought the line was "Hulk Knows No Gender".
      Considering how many times I've watched this series that's really sad

    • @deadpoolio7509
      @deadpoolio7509 3 роки тому +29

      Umbra's Mercy do not feel bad brother for as did I....as did I

  • @epic0505
    @epic0505 Рік тому +6

    holy shit i can't believe this is 10 years old already...

  • @pberlin9321
    @pberlin9321 9 місяців тому +5

    iPhone 15 drop finally happened, really is the SAO timeline

  • @sakazu2576
    @sakazu2576 3 роки тому +570

    "Sometimes, things are born. They live. And then they stop. Forever" that is the greatest explanation of life and death that I've ever heard

    • @jadenfavor1288
      @jadenfavor1288 3 роки тому +27

      *WHAT*

    • @lulooper
      @lulooper 2 роки тому +21

      Ugh... (Plays head blowing up)

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 2 роки тому +22

      @@lulooper*gasps* OH MY GOD! IF WE DIE IN THE GAME WE DIE FOR REAL!!

    • @ultimaurice
      @ultimaurice 2 роки тому +5

      Cow return grass

  • @theprinterdude9687
    @theprinterdude9687 3 роки тому +5438

    Me: Mum can we get SAO
    Mum: We have SAO at home
    SAO at home:
    Me: Yeh you're right Mum this is way better

    • @gwenatabong6284
      @gwenatabong6284 3 роки тому +30

      1😆😁😆😁😁😆🤪

    • @matinhannak3649
      @matinhannak3649 3 роки тому +258

      "way better" is like the understatement of the century

    • @theprinterdude9687
      @theprinterdude9687 3 роки тому +171

      @@matinhannak3649 ok
      Not even the best computer in existance could calculate how much better this us to the actual series

    • @matinhannak3649
      @matinhannak3649 3 роки тому +31

      @@theprinterdude9687 100% agreed

    • @user-hw9fr4fr6q
      @user-hw9fr4fr6q 3 роки тому +26

      @@theprinterdude9687 I 10 billion percent agree.

  • @crypticsamich1235
    @crypticsamich1235 Рік тому +5

    No shot this first episode is a decade old. Christ I'm ancient.

  • @Keanu034
    @Keanu034 Рік тому +5

    Aww shit. Here we go again!

  • @horence2360
    @horence2360 6 років тому +2194

    Activate ad blocker for $29.99
    Thank you EA

  • @ryanstone9224
    @ryanstone9224 7 років тому +7086

    Who else is coming back to re-watch the whole series?

    • @Deltachief118
      @Deltachief118 7 років тому +10

      Kozmic Ghost yep

    • @canopikangaming
      @canopikangaming 7 років тому +11

      Kozmic Ghost yee

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 7 років тому +79

      This is like my third or fourth rewatch.
      SAO Abridged is friggin' amazing.

    • @ryancarter2959
      @ryancarter2959 7 років тому +10

      Kozmic Ghost me for like the fourth time

    • @tds1428
      @tds1428 7 років тому +1

      Ryan Carter It's my third time around :)

  • @iratzz1086
    @iratzz1086 Рік тому +4

    time for rewatch cause 17 came out.

  • @lulufly9482
    @lulufly9482 8 місяців тому +7

    Can you tell that they said Iphone 15 is a thing. This is also going off of the original SAO Timeline starting at year 2022. LOl, we have Iphone 15 now!

  • @RyuzakiHirokai
    @RyuzakiHirokai 2 роки тому +1465

    The most impressive thing is that Kaiyaba kept that Scanners video tabbed for two whole freaking years.

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Рік тому +81

      I mean probably just to remind himself hey let’s try not to get that ending

    • @coyolord8031
      @coyolord8031 10 місяців тому +38

      i think he was just too lazy to get rid of the tab

    • @batch_2731
      @batch_2731 9 місяців тому +6

      Along with Game Design for Dummies. 😂

    • @necrosteel5013
      @necrosteel5013 9 місяців тому +17

      Can relate to keeping random tabs open for relatively poor reasons.
      My phone has 3000+ tabs and my computer has 40+ tabs.

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 9 місяців тому

      Bookmarks; Favorites. They exist use them. @@necrosteel5013

  • @dialgatimer2516
    @dialgatimer2516 4 роки тому +1267

    Wow 7 years feels way too short. Hard to believe a masterpiece like this existed back then.

  • @trifurobert1349
    @trifurobert1349 2 місяці тому +2

    This came out over 11 years ago , legendary

  • @kimhyunwoo8983
    @kimhyunwoo8983 2 місяці тому +2

    Yknow it’s been a long time when you’re rewatching this video and the “IPhone15” is no longer a joke and is a real thing

  • @taichotheninja8756
    @taichotheninja8756 5 років тому +1891

    Dude, just think about his pizza after he returned to the real world.

    • @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908
      @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908 5 років тому +103

      I....I....I don't want to

    • @cancerouslump7961
      @cancerouslump7961 4 роки тому +112

      His poor pizza

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 4 роки тому +150

      The mould could have developed a society so advanced that they made their own nerve gear

    • @RyanTheLion335
      @RyanTheLion335 4 роки тому +106

      It was never delivered. The delivery guy showed up, but since Klein wasn't able to answer the door, the delivery guy went about his day and ate the pizza

    • @sadeknight9112
      @sadeknight9112 4 роки тому +110

      Ryan Graham I think it was the pizza guy that called the ambulance and saved his life since Klein lives alone and would’ve died

  • @benayahfuchs1344
    @benayahfuchs1344 7 років тому +588

    4 years, still some of the funniest shit on youtube.

  • @DizzleDoodles
    @DizzleDoodles 10 місяців тому +16

    Time for my additional rewatch of Abridged I do every couple of year-
    ...
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S 10 YEARS OLD NOW?!

    • @tripleaces659
      @tripleaces659 9 місяців тому +1

      Revisit this after finishing both of the Progressive movies. Watching this really brings me back 😂

  • @natanlopesdearaujo6909
    @natanlopesdearaujo6909 Рік тому +6

    EP 17 rewatch, let's go

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 4 роки тому +1244

    "Last thing, I *swear*. I disabled the profanity filter."
    Swear. Profanity.
    Cheeky.

    • @FrostSylph
      @FrostSylph 4 роки тому +22

      And then the callback with Alfheim having one.

    • @lorenzendl4712
      @lorenzendl4712 4 роки тому +14

      And the next line beeing : we're fucked

    • @yagnar4265
      @yagnar4265 4 роки тому +4

      @@FrostSylphExactly lol, i shit myself at that moment

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 4 роки тому +4

      I think someone already said Fuck You before that happen

    • @farmergrowth4111
      @farmergrowth4111 4 роки тому +3

      First thing said
      WERE FUCKED

  • @thedelly535
    @thedelly535 4 роки тому +735

    "Last thing! I swear. I disabled the profanity filter. Have fun with that..."
    (6 years later)
    "It's a kids game; there's a profanity filter..."
    Me: ..... (Takes off sunglasses) Mother of God...

    • @Lavantte
      @Lavantte 4 роки тому +2

      The Delly
      pfft-

    • @beurfus1754
      @beurfus1754 4 роки тому +4

      Aw fudge

    • @jeffsmith8870
      @jeffsmith8870 4 роки тому +8

      I believe you mean Mother of "Goodness"

    • @thedelly535
      @thedelly535 4 роки тому +8

      @@jeffsmith8870 Ah but you see, my good buddy: This is SAO. And in SAO, there is no "goodness." There is only absolute madness and hilarity.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 роки тому +6

      Me, fresh from YJ: Outsiders. "MOTHER OF GOAT!"

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 3 місяці тому +2

    Alright four hundredth rewatch underway

  • @bkimatab
    @bkimatab Рік тому +3

    Rewatching entire series now that 17 is out, too?