That's what I was just thinking, like did he have to really practice that amd be super mindful of it for years before it just came out naturally,.or didn't come out naturally from the get?? Lmao
3 GROUPS THAT TALK ABOUT MALE ON MALE BUTT AND BLOW JOBBBS THE MOST.... GEYS, RAPPPPERS AND MALE PRISON CULTURE A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[33] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).
@@howard1852I’m black and I’m with you our grandmas put us on that white man religion fs. My people don’t know where we come from fr and what we really worshipped before we came to America but that’s a whole diff convo
@@CourtesyoftheDKiddo no one has ever done that. Tattoos are documented the minute ur in jail an u can’t withhold sht like that from the court tattoos tell a story. U need to get educated cause the way u think things work ain’t how they work. Prosecutors arent stupid neither are judges
@Astralmind NY don't think just because it's spicy when you're shoving it in your mouth, that it won't be spicy when your🫸pushing🫷 it out your @$$ 🍑 🤪😂
Stay out cause it get weirder than that yu ever walked into a cell and it smell like ass blood and sht because somebody got raped yeaaa yu don’t want to lil guy it gets bad especially if you not reall built like that unlike the internet comments it gets physical a lot of y’all would end up w jalapeños in ya poop chute
Taking care of someone in prison is actually a solid thing to do much respect to crit Matt for being an alpha male and taking care of those who can't necessarily take care of themselves
You could gamble, but make sure you gamble within your means. Don't gamble food or cigarettes that you don't have, or either waiting on cuz something could get fucked up during the drop so now you're going to owe double because you couldn't get your cigarettes on time, my boy almost got fucked up waiting on me to send him cigarettes, he had to give dude 2 extra, I think my boy was trading cigarettes to use dude phone,he had a cell phone in their.
You funny as hell I heard him say that as soon as I was reading your texts everybody geekin about how he substitutes the b for the c😅 missed the bully i guess cully would hve been weird 😂
@@natenelsonof86 no it’s not….I never in my life heard anybody outside Louisiana and Chicago speak on savage life and I never heard of anybody outside LA speak on putting peppers up someone’s ass
@@blackelite9169 first it was Chicago and LA, and now you talking about Louisiana. In a jail in NY there's a CO named Rambo who has a tattoo of a black baby girl in a noose AND he's official; his knuckle game is crazy. There's a dude from my hood named " Z black" who was the boxing champ of Attica and he dropped Rambo and and ALMOST rapped him. He actually penetrated but the other COs beat shit outta him. Some Mexicans slit his throat while he was sleep and killed him, they had a legit knife that Rambo gave them. I got MAD stories similar to that, there's real niggaz EVERYWHERE!!
I told em "That can't C true"! My man's whole vocabulary is straight crip. He's the most proud Crip I've ever seen. He'll he's the mascot at this point. We need a Blood version of CMack.
this hot pepper shit isnt new. dont know about the ass. but was often used as a pushment in america for kids. like rubbing it on their gums, or whatever. no its not common, but my dads fratnerity made them plegde with tabasco sauced poured in their underwear. he didnt plegde. but drunken games of humiliation. come from any source of someone with "power".
Out here in the real world if you dont pay a credit card or debt they sue you and triple the debt. Then garnish your wages and bank account take all your sht . The azz whooping is a ez way out or the tramp way bankruptcy.
This is something that goes down on a PC yard dude that owed the debt woulda got removed off the yard by stabbing or beat the shit out of em literally 😂😂😂
Saying C5 instead of before is next level crippin😂😂😂
i stg, 😂
Genius level
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Gayyyyycrab
They way he substitutes C's for B's effortlessly is amazing
Apart from neighbourhood lol
And he makes it so smooth with no fuck ups constantly 😭😭
@@glizzforman8094and bullying
That's what I was just thinking, like did he have to really practice that amd be super mindful of it for years before it just came out naturally,.or didn't come out naturally from the get?? Lmao
yeah or. or its just retarded
“The luck of Jesus on neighborhood crip”😂😂😂
Isn’t that where he was born?
3 GROUPS THAT TALK ABOUT MALE ON MALE BUTT AND BLOW JOBBBS THE MOST....
GEYS, RAPPPPERS AND MALE PRISON CULTURE
A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[33]
A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).
I swear I quoted that shit when he said it 😭😭😭
It’s something about reading a comment as it’s being said😂
Chuckle the whole time 😅.
“The luck of Jesus on neighborhood Crip”
Never in my life did I think I would hear those words
Nicca you tripping if you think black people don't know the lord our grandma didn't play that
@@carolynwilli213ximaginary lord
@@carolynwilli213xthe Lord that put your ancestors in chains
@@howard1852human beings put black Americans in chains white people did
It was God whom saved black America from your evil and freed them
@@howard1852I’m black and I’m with you our grandmas put us on that white man religion fs. My people don’t know where we come from fr and what we really worshipped before we came to America but that’s a whole diff convo
I came here for Crip Mac and stayed for the comments.
We don’t fuck with Custers
"that can't C true" lol
🤭🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂
Maaaan I'm all late. I just said this. Now I gotta delete my shyt
Yo go to prison and this story is 💯 bc I did fed time and saw some wild shit over people owing debts. Fucked up shit
😂😂😂😂
@@33GLOCK bro u everywhere on UA-cam.. fanned out ass mf get a life
“Everything gone C alright” 😂😂
😅😅
😂😂😂😂das my shit
“No more jalapeños in ya ass cuhh”
“You gone C we gone make it through, C!” 😂😂
Rock a cy ROCK A CY!
"The luck of fucking Jesus on neighborhood crip" never thought I'd hear those words in a sentence
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Lmaooo fuck
🤣🤣🤣 ON GOD I was looking for this comment 💯
Imagine standing in front of a judge with Hoover Killa tatted on your forehead. Talkin bout"Not guilty" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂😂😂
It's called makeup. They will deadass cover your tattoos with makeup if your defense believes it will impact the trial
IMAGINE GOIN IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE W BROWN SKIN ON UR FACE,,,
@@CourtesyoftheDKiddo no one has ever done that. Tattoos are documented the minute ur in jail an u can’t withhold sht like that from the court tattoos tell a story. U need to get educated cause the way u think things work ain’t how they work. Prosecutors arent stupid neither are judges
“That can’t C true” 😂
Real original
🤣☠️
Bro he low-key a genius it's no way the average brain can replace B with C without hesitation the way he does
That's from the late 80s
you’re a genius .. 😒real low key doe
@@a1xeus And??? It could be from the 1920s its still hard af to do moron
He said bullying plain as day
And any other number with a 5 it’s really crazy
“Before me” = b4 me = c5me
Crip Mac is speaking future ai textspeech 😅
No. Its dumb nigga speech
I didn’t even catch that 🤣
I thought c5me was like “u feel me”
@@jnxythemouse that’s u5me, c replaces b and 5 replaces 4, he is so technical for speaking freestyle in the moment!
Thank you for the mathematical and alphabetical interpretation.🤦🏽
C Mac needs his own channel where he reads bedtime stories😂
That would be hilarious!
On crip 😂
On hood
Cedtime stories
😂😂😂
I’ve seen a lot of CMac interviews but this was my first time hearing C5 instead of Before. He’s evolving. He’s getting better.
Omg B4->C5😂😂😂
He said "Beat" a few times and "Bully" once...CripMac, you slippin!😂
Cuh said it’s fine once every blue moon 🤣
Even Blue starts with a B bro😂
@@tralalalatrollinplease don't tell him that 😂
The absolute moment I noticed that I saw your comment lol..
@tralalalatrollin when referring to blue that's all good. He talks about things being "Crip Blue" all the time
“He couldn’t pay his debt so they offered to beat his ass” 😂
😭😭😭😭
As a courtesy.
@@pharoah1200 the crips have one hell of a payment resolution system 😂
@@joeytunez😂😂😂😂
_Shiiiiit..._ better than the alternative.😂
🌶 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶
He just started screaming they didn't even hit him yet. So they stuffed him with jalapeños...it's 7am and that's already enough internet for me
Thats some gay shi dont stick ur hand up another mans azz lol
I’m weak asf why am I seeing this at 7am aswell 🤣
Yeah then niggas gay AF
😂😂😂
Lol! That shit probably burned, no pun intended!
“No more jalapeños in his ass and they let him go home” 💀😂😂😂
Wholesome ending
I swear all blacks are lgbt and prison proves it
" And he lived happily ever after... The End"... 😂
Home to his cell lol
😂
Saying “that can’t C true” instead of that can’t Be true “ is high level crip talk 😂🤣😂
This Brother is a real community leader ! Folks like this can direct the at risk community youths in the right direction . Respect!
“So they didn’t put anymore jalapeños in his ass and they let him go home” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Yeah they some real ones for that
😂😂
@@yournopatriot3704yes daddy
@@kanyejerome u must be fiending for a jalapeño rn
“A week C5 me” he never slips on the lingo
😂😂😂
He said bullying instead of cullying lol
Yes he does look at the videos of him on phone call in jail
@SukyXBL too many syllables Custer.. 😆
“I don’t harbor no Custers” Cmac must of felt real bad for him
You already know. Even though Mac a gangsta, he a gangsta with a heart of gold
For real. Shit..... THEY even felt bad for him, that's why they didn't go in on him and just Jalapenos in his ass which sounds like that shit burn.
You mean cad for him... ce respectful.
@Astralmind NY don't think just because it's spicy when you're shoving it in your mouth, that it won't be spicy when your🫸pushing🫷 it out your @$$ 🍑 🤪😂
@@Young_Stocky lol
Keep it real i listen to alot of these gangsters talk and Crip Mac has the best personality he smart and original 💯
"Help, I got stung by a Cee! I'm allergic to cees!" 😂😂😂😂
As an Asian, I can say I’m allergic to Cs, Bs, basically any non A+ grade
In my hood he would die acting like a goof a$$ mf like he does.
How can I cee homophobic, my citches bay
Omfg!! Hahaha
He can't C without his glasses!!
Imagine holding a man down and putting jalapeños in his ass bruh jus like picture yourself doing that with other men….prison is weird😂
Stay out cause it get weirder than that yu ever walked into a cell and it smell like ass blood and sht because somebody got raped yeaaa yu don’t want to lil guy it gets bad especially if you not reall built like that unlike the internet comments it gets physical a lot of y’all would end up w jalapeños in ya poop chute
lol. I mean was they whole. It was it the chopped. Once. Omg. Prison got dudes. Doin sun crazy stuff.
Owing niggas money and screaming n crying before getting your ass beat is even wierder
@@lukesteele945 the chopped ones I'm assuming.
Gangsters are weird grown ass kids😂😂😂
nobody looks at the guy coming up with these punishments
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro , forreal . "Naw dont beat him, go get me the jalapenos, i got sumthin for his ass..... Literally"
Pure suss prison activity..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
They do, the idea makers get a extra month added to their sentence per idea
A true wordsmith
Yes that protective custody yard must have been all that 😂
Harboring Custer’s is hilarious😂😂😂
Dick rider of the year ^
Hand to God, would rather throw hands with Mike Tyson than have the Crips cell block turn me into a Jalapeno Muppet. Damnit man
🤣🤣🤣
Lmfaooooo at jalapeño Muppet
Tyson could 1 punch me at 20% intensity and I’d go down like glass Joe. Over in a second. Jalapeño ass? That’s just too rough a day at the office
@@Gmo-uo8ginah man that's the gift that keeps on giving the next day
then i cant imagine what happens with hot sauce.
Dawg I would've died fighting cuz ain't no fuckin way😭😭😭
In thee end u wud be stuffed with jalapenos big cuh. Ded or alive. Just stuffed lol
@@arizonamontiel7777 😂😂😂
@@BLOCKBOI3RD bro freaky asl
That's why they get more then one dude. The jalapeños are entering your body one way or anoth
@@arizonamontiel7777cruel world frfr 😭
“The luck of Jesus, On Naybahood Crip” had me in tears my ngga🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Taking care of someone in prison is actually a solid thing to do much respect to crit Matt for being an alpha male and taking care of those who can't necessarily take care of themselves
Prison is the undoing of humanity.
If only criminals didn't run the country. 😔
If only people could stop breaking laws.
@@glockdude5472 from high to bottom
Imagine if you can’t pay rent and the landlord offers you to fight your entire neighborhood as a payment
😂
@@blacknmild499p
Looks like it’s gonna be a long night
@@yep5689😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Cmac please! Stop these guys from bullying me.." 😂😂 So many quotables in here.
Bro reminiscent like an old war veteran in a rocking chair 😂😂😂
They really need to stop taking advantage of this disabled dude.
We get it ur poor
@@Ph4nt0mm_ We get it, you're a jealous special needs dude that doesn't get any attention.
@@Ph4nt0mm_ We get it, you're* special needs too & jealous.
@@Ph4nt0mm_ wtf you talm bout? 🤨 weirdo
He forgot to say from cullying me 😂😂
On foem
He's quoting what the guy said it wouldn't be a quote if changed it idk man I'm crip Mac lawyer get off his dick
And beat him up ceat him yet
It's something about the word" Bullying," it's probably the root word " Bull," it's a pretty ill word so you don't think about altering it.
It's all so ridiculous anyway
I’m sitting here like …. Y’all get jalapeños in y’all jails 😂
Nigga they got stingers on commissary tablets flour garlic beads if the state feel like the majority will buy it then they put on commissary
Yup and wasting them in each other ass lol
State prison son
You can also buy sliced jalapenos in the county jail.
@@realhuman1949that sounds alot easier going in then ... Oooo ooh wait them jalapeno juices gotta burn tho 🔥🥵
A lot of gay shyt happens behind the walls 😮
I know. The scary part is it's done by REAL niggaz!
It's only gay if the balls touch. That's what I've heard
@@Pissgremlin5964it's gay if any part of the skin your body touches another man anywhere
They gay outside of prison also.
All blacks are opportunistic homosexuals.
Never any talk of a nice museum visit or a symposium attended much more out there in the world for this Cat to experience.
“Ya 5 me?!” 😂😂
Don't gamble, don't steal, mind your business
you mean mind your Cusiness.
@@TheElantra yeah you know what I meant
Good rules to acide cy.
You could gamble, but make sure you gamble within your means. Don't gamble food or cigarettes that you don't have, or either waiting on cuz something could get fucked up during the drop so now you're going to owe double because you couldn't get your cigarettes on time, my boy almost got fucked up waiting on me to send him cigarettes, he had to give dude 2 extra, I think my boy was trading cigarettes to use dude phone,he had a cell phone in their.
@Astralmind NY Damn boy you big telling 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
“…soon as they swung on him he just started screaming they didn’t even hit em yet” his face when he says that shit has me crying😭😭
😂😂😂😂
To be honest I could listen to C Mac narrate a whole ass book
You're outta luck if you're waiting for a CMac book reading.
To C honest*
@@tunasubbackwards420 oh shit
A whole ass cook
He's got to substitute all the letters and numbers according to his constitution while he's reading though... and do voices and sound effects.
If this is true Cmac a real one for helping that dude out
“he couldn’t pay his debt so they offered to beat his ass” “so they stuff jalapeños in his ass” those caught me off guard😭
I got C's back! Soon as he gets upstate I'mma send him 5 huns for his books straight up 💯 FACTS! RESPECT 💯 C. Mack!
This story is very disturbing. Never repeat this !🤷🏾♀️ please
I call this a Spicey peanut butter and jelly ass sandwich
-In my Boondocks booty bandit episode voice
But cu here will be calling it lunch
@@YungJavoCoopmusic😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@YungJavoCoopmusic your moms should’ve called it lunch 😂🤣🤣
My guy really made his own language
Not really just urban slang, just as incomprehensible for someone say from a northern metropolitan area listening to a southerner with a thick accent.
dudes a code genius that should be in programming
That’s crazy the only time he used a B was for “bully”. Mac don’t even play that shit on hood. Respect man.
C-Mac a Real Nickel
Nifty Nickel
He said “Bully” 🤯🤯 Never In A Million Would I Imagine Cmacc Using The Letter “B”
It rocked the world
You funny as hell I heard him say that as soon as I was reading your texts everybody geekin about how he substitutes the b for the c😅 missed the bully i guess cully would hve been weird 😂
This shows he has a shred of decency in him and wish it would come out more often
I watched this about five x this brother had me laughing so hard, the way he tells the story too funny 💯🔥💪🏽🤣🤣🤣🤤
Next episode on Netflix if we stand on bizness 🙌🏻
He is a Master Linguistic 😂
If cuz really was in debt he lucky it was just jalapenos, Crip Mac straight superstreet without the white lines he remind me of my peeps yo
Team crip Mack legend pioneer 🤝🏿🔐💯🔥 Indianapolis support
Wtf comment is this
His vocabulary it like legendary!! How long has he talked like this??
"Yo they call me Crip Mac"
"I'm a jalapeno popper 😞"
C5 > Before😂
This guys showering now i like it his skin is looking a lot better
“They offered to beat his ass” 😂😂
Cmac spent his time on his bunk damn near his whole bud don’t let this man fool you
crip Mack is a real one good man of Honor. 😎
He also said beat cuh ass twice … he doesn’t discard all bs
The lucc of Jesus on Naybahood crip 😂
Jayzus
😂
Bro, i Need a Criptionnary 💀
the fact he can so smoothly replace b with c and four with five shows how dedicated he is to this shit☠️☠️
Cause Cuuuh and cuuuh was about to cuuuuh with a cuuuuuuuuuuh
Chicago and LA got some whole other stuff going on in jail I’m straight
It’s all prisons!
@@natenelsonof86 no it’s not….I never in my life heard anybody outside Louisiana and Chicago speak on savage life and I never heard of anybody outside LA speak on putting peppers up someone’s ass
@@natenelsonof86 I was just about to say that. He act as if he's been to every prison in America
@@blackelite9169 first it was Chicago and LA, and now you talking about Louisiana. In a jail in NY there's a CO named Rambo who has a tattoo of a black baby girl in a noose AND he's official; his knuckle game is crazy. There's a dude from my hood named " Z black" who was the boxing champ of Attica and he dropped Rambo and and ALMOST rapped him. He actually penetrated but the other COs beat shit outta him. Some Mexicans slit his throat while he was sleep and killed him, they had a legit knife that Rambo gave them. I got MAD stories similar to that, there's real niggaz EVERYWHERE!!
????why do i feel like he told us nothing but at the same time told us too much cuz what the fuck??
"I don't harbor no custers"😂😂😂
I told em "That can't C true"! My man's whole vocabulary is straight crip. He's the most proud Crip I've ever seen. He'll he's the mascot at this point. We need a Blood version of CMack.
The luck of Jesus … on Ne…. Wow 😂💯😂
Caught his azs he said Bullying instead of cullying me
Str8 buster ah trader
And you said buster instead of CUSTER 😂
@@martymcfly6015 👊🤣😂
Long as he ain't holdin no jalapenos he good
@@mrwrong369oh u mrright5747 fa that just 4 this quick moment lol😅
Dudes so wholesome talking about pretty much torture 😂 how’s he do it!!?
this hot pepper shit isnt new. dont know about the ass. but was often used as a pushment in america for kids. like rubbing it on their gums, or whatever. no its not common, but my dads fratnerity made them plegde with tabasco sauced poured in their underwear. he didnt plegde. but drunken games of humiliation. come from any source of someone with "power".
Aye , suburban Trever aka crip Mac in the house. shout swamp stories 👏
Moral of the story,dont get in debt in prison.
Period
“THAT CANT C TRUEE!”
U 5 me
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like SNY activities
Nah this true I was there I was in cell A2-16 I seen that shit and everything on crip
Nah let me find out you got jalapenos in your ass
Nigga the cells only go 101 to 150 and 201 to 250. Lol 😂😂lying ass
😂
Stop lying
@@bobbyhiguera2713 its fact I was there watching from around the corner at an obtuse angle at around 40 mins past 13 in the day time
I can’t believe I can actually understand him. Crip Mac is a G!
This guy talks about it with so much passion it’s sickening and hilarious at the same time 🤣🤮smfh 💀💀
did cmac put his jalapeno in him.. 🤔
😅😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh u think cmac gonna waste food
People that do that to a man need a deserve to be in jail an prison.realtalk nasty unks
Out here in the real world if you dont pay a credit card or debt they sue you and triple the debt. Then garnish your wages and bank account take all your sht . The azz whooping is a ez way out or the tramp way bankruptcy.
He too real for me but I love em lol I love his authenticity 😍
Hes a fraud💀
He’s a fucking wordsmith
Communication will end beef
That’s the issue mfs don’t know how to do that we go wit our first thought
This is something that goes down on a PC yard dude that owed the debt woulda got removed off the yard by stabbing or beat the shit out of em literally 😂😂😂
Gives new meaning to jalapeno poppers
Crip reminds me of a Bogart,the opposite of a bully.
For him to witness and hold on to this story like it’s a trophy 🏆 shows me why he got Dp
50/50 yard activities.
I can honestly say, I didn’t understand what cuh was trying to say 😢😂😂😂