Good bigots by definition are smart. To be a good bigot requires encyclopedic knowledge of the people you hate. Like the episode of King of the Hill where the Khan family is first introduced and all the good natured but ignorant Hank and friends keep thinking he's Chinese or Japanese, and the only person who knows just from looking at him that he's Laotian is Hanks bigoted Dad Cotton
Wow. And then the kid from that movie goes on to do porn. Circle of Life. I remember them filming a sequel to "Xmas Story" in my neighborhood, South Boston. It was fourth of July related
As someone who is an avowed NS, Hollywood natzees are portrayed as weird and irrational because these films are all made by jevvs. i don’t have a problem hanging around certain jevvs, the supremacism is more likely to come from them (who view non-jevvs as g0yim), but on screen they portray themselves as the victims who just want acceptance
@@fuzzblightyear145 Coming from Europe this movie promised all that, but never delivered more than an average pinup girls show after 21:00 on national TV. But I still laughed my ass off.
Exorcist was my first R rated film. My dad sat me down at the age of 5 and said "this is based on a true story." I had nightmares for weeks. He was a sadistic bastard😂
Really? Where in Europe? It certainly wasnt UK. I saw it on TV in the 80's, laughed my teenage ass off. I still laugh when i think of Lassie and enough wool to knit a sweater and screwing around corners. I remember school the next day. Us kids were all laughing. Would have been about '87-88 ish. No censorship then. One of the most fun films i have ever seen in my life.
6:20 C'mon you gotta admire this masterful scene. A 4 minute one-shot, no cuts, the slow build-up of laughter from the teachers, until the principal can't hold back, and then slow zoom to Ike's smiling picture. Masterful.
@@BruceLeroyUKhe skipped the best line from the scene. The coach said let’s get a sketch artist and put up wanted posters all around the school that say, “have you seen this dick? Do not appreHAND, as it is armed and dangerous!” That’s what breaks the principal who starts to laugh.
Because this movie was complicit with patriarchal misogyny, which SP made a point of poking fun at. I bet your dad's a real great guy. He'd probably like Orgazmo at least.
@@abraxasjinx5207Bro STFU, funny is funny no matter the topic laughed about. Sure, his dad's got some questionable morals showing that movie to him at 5, but it's a classic. You need to grow up. We're all adults. It's not like this is gonna make us go on a sex crime sexcapade.
Watching it again as an adult is weird because the girls in the shower scenes are in high school. That's when you realize times have changed a lot. No way this is acceptable today.
They actually did that in one take. The coaches (actors) were actually laughing their asses off during it. Cudos to the actress for keeping a strait face.
I remember this movie on VHS being passed around in my early teens as if it were contraband in the USSR. The last movie to come even close to those insanely funny 80s comedies was Tropic Thunder.
6:20 regardless of how bad this movie is...this scene had me in tears. "we can call the police and have them send over a sketch artist, and miss balbricker can give a description! We can put up wanted posters all over school. Have you seen this prick, report immediately to beula balbricker...he was last seen...hanging out...in the girls locker room."
Oh hell yeah. In my 60's and this just absolutely nailed every weird and curious plot device in that movie. I remember arguing with my Army buddies that the damn kids were the assholes here - Porky didn't deserve that abuse, he was (mostly) trying to do right. And the other things. Odd little flick.
You're right ...but on the flip side, The kids didn't deserve to have their car bashed up, not have the rest of their money taken, not to mention, boys will be boys....Porky is an adult who should know that ..Dumping them thru a trap door in the water was sufficient enough for what they did.
@StandWatie1862 Yeah it was junk food for the brain of Xennials. I never saw porkys coz i was too young but i saw European vacation when i was 7 (which was closer to this genre than any other lampoons) and then revenge of the nerds a couple years later - where the old darth vader mask trick that would get you a rayp charge today, actually won you a cheerleader in the 80s
I was also 11 or 12 when I watched it but it around 1989. It was the first sexual rated R movie I watched. Of course I watched it with 16-19yr old kids
I saw Porky’s Revenge, in the theater, when I was 10 or 11. But, I saw everything on HBO by then, the nudity wasn’t a big thing. It was just silly. Meat meets Porky’s daughter. 😄
@matts1166 Except it will be female porkys, where sassy empowered and oh-so-comical whammens are just trying to get laid and partay. And one will be a d👁️k who just wants to go to porkys but porky is a homophobo misogyny just tryna stop her getting in coz he a bigot
I saw the movie in 1981. I’m 64 now. I laughed just as hard at the commentary here as I did in the original movie…for completely different reasons 😂. Brilliant!
My father refers to the scene in the principal's office as the funniest movie scene in the history of movies. I agree. There is almost no way that you can't laugh when the guys in the background are trying so hard not to laugh out loud.
I was 14 when this came out. Snuck into the theater with a friend to see this, was not disappointed. I get to school on Monday and all my classmates, even girls, wanted to know about that shower scene. Great time to be alive.
This video is so fucking funny. Maybe the real lessons we learned are the friends and sexcapades we made along the way. And if they're not, we'll just be a queer, Dad!
This came out the year I was born, but it was always one of those movies that was at blockbuster and we wanted to rent but we knew we couldn't rent it. We didn't exactly know why... until one day our older neighbor rented it and we got to watch. Holy shit, it blew our minds.
_That's_ what Porky's was about?? I grew up in the 80s and never saw it because of my strict religion but from what I was told about it... Had no idea. Thanks guys!
@@dwillbecancelledsoon4086I won't argue with you there. My issue is that I was _lied to_ about the contents of the film. Which is not a good strategy for them. If I had seen _Porky's,_ I would have been shocked that ministers of the One True Religion, "The Truth," lied. Then I would have asked myself, "What else did they lie to me about?" And maybe would have left the religion sooner than I did.
@@727Phoenix What did they tell you it was about? Just curious. I grew up religious too. I can't tell if I'm better or worse for it, because I was sheltered from a lot of bad things, but also a lot of good things. Almost 40 and still trying to grow up.
@@TheGuardDuck The speaker at a JW assembly said it was "soft porn," full of nothing but debauchery, which means it's not quite bad enough to be played in adult theaters but close. And of course all JWs must stay away from all rated R movies, no exceptions.
5:52 My entire life of humor has been chasing the high I got as a kid seeing this scene for the first time in the middle of the night when I was supposed to be asleep. This was the first time I'd ever laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and was in pain.
This channel reminds me of when you were young, you got high, sat around thinking you saying the funniest schlitz. Then you listen to it the next day, and you're sadly disappointed.
I gotta agree with an earlier commenter: this channel's concept and ya'll two's execution and disbelief is FUCKING BRILLIANT. It's a time machine for me, and times have definitely changed.
Fun fact- upon its release, my folks were separated and I was 11 years old…. My mother (30 years old at this time) wanted to go see a comedy at the drive in theater. Yep- I sat through this, inside the family car with my mom as she laughed and I had NO clue what was going on. 😂😂 -the past was doing its best
A movie from the early '80s that takes place in the '50s. That'd be like a movie coming out now and taking place in the '90s. That's wild to me because in the '80s, the '50s might as well have been like 100 years ago. And today, the '90s seems like yesterday.
I remember seeing this at the drive-in in Asheville North Carolina with my mom and dad and my sister we were in a station wagon me and my sister had made a pallet type bed in the back bag with the seats down, I remember our parents telling us to duck and hide our eyes during the news scenes 9:49
In the 80s when I was in jr high school, kids would talk about Porkys like it was a straight up porn movie. Then when I saw it in my 20s, I was surprised at how tame it was.
I got to see Porky's back when it was released in theaters. I was only 13, but the ticket teller at the movie theater didn't care how old my friends and I were. Let's just say that we got an eye full.
Awesome. I saw Porky Revenge in the theater, when I was a kid. I remember we rented the first two movies, and my friend’s little brother asked there pastor “hey, pastor, what’s a Jew? Why do people hate them?” In front of the entire church, I think they were Episcopalians. 😆 Dude told him, that he’d all about that, in Bible Study.
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Great work. Perhaps I'll give the film a second chance.
When Kevin Smith was asked to make a movie after Clerks, the studio asked for an updated "Porky's".
“You’re too stupid to be a good bigot.” Is a line I’ve used a lot.
Good bigots by definition are smart. To be a good bigot requires encyclopedic knowledge of the people you hate. Like the episode of King of the Hill where the Khan family is first introduced and all the good natured but ignorant Hank and friends keep thinking he's Chinese or Japanese, and the only person who knows just from looking at him that he's Laotian is Hanks bigoted Dad Cotton
Think I'll go fly a kite.
Fun! Fact: Bob Clark, who directed this movie, did it as a way to earn money for his passion project.... A Christmas Story. True story.
Holy legends ... If that's true
if true, holy shit, that's amazing. both classics
100% true 👍
@@henrywallacesghost5883 if only they knew both would become cult classics
Wow. And then the kid from that movie goes on to do porn. Circle of Life. I remember them filming a sequel to "Xmas Story" in my neighborhood, South Boston. It was fourth of July related
"sex crime pranks" is a seemingly innocuous phrase that becomrs progressively more dark the more i think about it lmao
Like clockwork orange
"its just a prank bro..." unfortunately might not cover sex crimes lol
Like the Unclear Weapon, and the Clockwork Sun?
Then I recommend not applying the same thinking to movies with gore.
@@custos3249 The difference is most movies with gore portray the violence as wrong.
"Why can't Jews and Anti-Semites hang out together?" Truly, a question for the ages.
Chewz starved 10,5 mln Ukrainians in less than a year yet they're the victim somehow. omfg
As someone who is an avowed NS, Hollywood natzees are portrayed as weird and irrational because these films are all made by jevvs. i don’t have a problem hanging around certain jevvs, the supremacism is more likely to come from them (who view non-jevvs as g0yim), but on screen they portray themselves as the victims who just want acceptance
they can
they are not strong and fit enough
Because the former believes themselves better and superior to the latter and this will always strike a divide.
Porky’s was the first R rated movie I ever saw. “Something to offend everyone” was the movie review in the Lake County News Herald.
I sat through and watched this disgusting film....twice
@@fuzzblightyear145 Coming from Europe this movie promised all that, but never delivered more than an average pinup girls show after 21:00 on national TV. But I still laughed my ass off.
Lake County news herald? That's NE, ohio, I live there, lol.
Exorcist was my first R rated film. My dad sat me down at the age of 5 and said "this is based on a true story." I had nightmares for weeks. He was a sadistic bastard😂
Really? Where in Europe? It certainly wasnt UK. I saw it on TV in the 80's, laughed my teenage ass off. I still laugh when i think of Lassie and enough wool to knit a sweater and screwing around corners. I remember school the next day. Us kids were all laughing. Would have been about '87-88 ish. No censorship then. One of the most fun films i have ever seen in my life.
6:20 C'mon you gotta admire this masterful scene. A 4 minute one-shot, no cuts, the slow build-up of laughter from the teachers, until the principal can't hold back, and then slow zoom to Ike's smiling picture. Masterful.
And the fact the principle insists on ‘it’ being called Tallywacker
@@BruceLeroyUK IKR? over the word "penis". I mean, wouldn't it be the other way around? lol
@@BruceLeroyUKhe skipped the best line from the scene. The coach said let’s get a sketch artist and put up wanted posters all around the school that say, “have you seen this dick? Do not appreHAND, as it is armed and dangerous!” That’s what breaks the principal who starts to laugh.
My parents didn't let me watch South Park when i was 8, but I remember watching Porkys at like 5 with my dad....
Yeah makes sense south park is more unhinge than this movie 😅
Because this movie was complicit with patriarchal misogyny, which SP made a point of poking fun at. I bet your dad's a real great guy. He'd probably like Orgazmo at least.
I don’t think my parents understood what I was watching until about 4 episodes in
I remember my family letting me watch revenge of the nerds when i was in third grade. Was a bit too young for that movie
@@abraxasjinx5207Bro STFU, funny is funny no matter the topic laughed about. Sure, his dad's got some questionable morals showing that movie to him at 5, but it's a classic. You need to grow up. We're all adults. It's not like this is gonna make us go on a sex crime sexcapade.
The anti-semite redemption arc is "I'd rather be queer than be like you!" That creased me so hard hahaha
Creased you?
@@MinorityRespecter88its a pervert's mental concept of how a progressive works
@@MinorityRespecter88 it means it made them laugh a lot
@@DetectiveTrupo203 so just say that and spare us the ebonics?
@@MinorityRespecter88 I'm not OP, i was just explaining the term. Slang has always been a thing
I'm in my mid 40s and this video series is absolutely BRILLIANT! So spot on and hilarious. By today's standards these movies are crazy.
@@vanbalzup6481 I'll take, "missing the point" for $200 Alex.
More like
today's standards are crazy
Watching it again as an adult is weird because the girls in the shower scenes are in high school. That's when you realize times have changed a lot. No way this is acceptable today.
Mid 40’s here. Loved this video haha so funny
@@GizmoMaltese Euphoria
"Porky's is the darkness you gotta go back to." 😂
Amen brother 😂
I couldnt even get past the first 3 minutes cause i was crying laughing at the "IT AINT RIGHT WHAT THEY DID TO US" section of the movie😂😂😂
Haha facts
9:18 - The definition of "He's a little confused, but he's got the right spirit."
6:00 this right here was the best comedic scene in all of cinematic history, the 3 coaches just dying in the back makes this scene so awesome.
They actually did that in one take. The coaches (actors) were actually laughing their asses off during it. Cudos to the actress for keeping a strait face.
I remember this movie on VHS being passed around in my early teens as if it were contraband in the USSR. The last movie to come even close to those insanely funny 80s comedies was Tropic Thunder.
6:20 regardless of how bad this movie is...this scene had me in tears. "we can call the police and have them send over a sketch artist, and miss balbricker can give a description! We can put up wanted posters all over school. Have you seen this prick, report immediately to beula balbricker...he was last seen...hanging out...in the girls locker room."
Oh hell yeah. In my 60's and this just absolutely nailed every weird and curious plot device in that movie. I remember arguing with my Army buddies that the damn kids were the assholes here - Porky didn't deserve that abuse, he was (mostly) trying to do right. And the other things. Odd little flick.
You're right ...but on the flip side, The kids didn't deserve to have their car bashed up, not have the rest of their money taken, not to mention, boys will be boys....Porky is an adult who should know that ..Dumping them thru a trap door in the water was sufficient enough for what they did.
I saw this in the theater in 81. I was a freshman in high school and worked at the theater in town. I was in pain from laughing so hard. Michael Hunt.
Phone call for mike hunt .
You guys need to make this a series. It's fuckin great. I've seen all 3 so far, you're onto something good here
Yesssssss more pleaseee
9:20 has me in SHAMBLES
I'm GenX and I loved this movie as a teenager. Honestly, this seemed totally plausible as an 11 year old. 😅
Jump started a whole stupid genre. Gave rise to revenge of the nerds and American pie
@StandWatie1862 Yeah it was junk food for the brain of Xennials. I never saw porkys coz i was too young but i saw European vacation when i was 7 (which was closer to this genre than any other lampoons) and then revenge of the nerds a couple years later - where the old darth vader mask trick that would get you a rayp charge today, actually won you a cheerleader in the 80s
I was also 11 or 12 when I watched it but it around 1989. It was the first sexual rated R movie I watched. Of course I watched it with 16-19yr old kids
Everything was plausible in the 80s
😁
Hah I was 9
I found this movie at 12 in 2002. I had no business watching but the title didn't give a red flag. Wild classic comedy.
I saw Porky’s Revenge, in the theater, when I was 10 or 11.
But, I saw everything on HBO by then, the nudity wasn’t a big thing.
It was just silly.
Meat meets Porky’s daughter. 😄
I think I was 8 or something. I had already seen porno movies and magazines and had intercourse with the girl next door. Movies seemed rather tame.
Porky’s is another movie that doesn’t need to be remade.
too bad there is talks of doing just that.
@matts1166 Except it will be female porkys, where sassy empowered and oh-so-comical whammens are just trying to get laid and partay. And one will be a d👁️k who just wants to go to porkys but porky is a homophobo misogyny just tryna stop her getting in coz he a bigot
Yeah it was perfect the first time
For many, many, many reasons.
Oh God, don’t even speak those words don’t give anyone any ideas God help us. Please delete this comment.
Porky's is the comedic modern take on Moby Dick. The guy who says this ain't right is Captain Ahab.
I saw the movie in 1981. I’m 64 now. I laughed just as hard at the commentary here as I did in the original movie…for completely different reasons 😂. Brilliant!
My father refers to the scene in the principal's office as the funniest movie scene in the history of movies. I agree. There is almost no way that you can't laugh when the guys in the background are trying so hard not to laugh out loud.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!! New subscriber!!!!
Gay Siskel & Ebert doing Drunk History 😂😂
Ben & Jordan are gay?
@@ownedbymykitty270the gayest.
3:20 missed the opportunity for “porkatory” lmao
I was 14 when this came out. Snuck into the theater with a friend to see this, was not disappointed. I get to school on Monday and all my classmates, even girls, wanted to know about that shower scene. Great time to be alive.
Idk how this came across my feed but this earned a subscribe for sure.
Thank you!
You didn't mention the subplot about Kim Cattrall's character, Miss Lynn "Lassie" Honeywell!
My friend went to school with Kim. Of this role he said “she was typecast”….
Ooooowwwoooooooooooooo!!!!
''I'm not gonna judge people for who they are and what they believe''
while judging someone for who they are and what they believe
Ah, the 80s. Most fun, greatest decade in history. What a time to come of age.
Nah mate , The 60s hold that record.
It ain’t right what they did to me
You’re not going back to P
I’m going back to Porky’s
😂😂😂
That part had me crying lauging for a good minute or so.
You win dude! I've been trying to think of unique comedy/film related podcast idea for years and this concept rules.
“The past was doing it’s best” 😂 🔥☠️
2:25 I love that truck.
I got to see Porky's at the Getty Drive Inn when I was 10; the "Tallywacker" part and of course "Lassie" killed me.
Lets not forget that its a trilogy.
There is also Porky's II the Next Day and Porky's III The Revenge of Porky
Porky's and Trading Places ( the Jamie Lee Curtis scene ) were a rite of passage.
Starting to get addicted to these videos…I hope you guys keep going forever 😂
Saw this at the theater with my parents that owned bars in georgia...I was 10
They were rolling in the aisle laughing
"The past was doing it's best" is the best song title I have ever heard
“We’ve moved on!” 😂🤣
8:52 forward has given me the best laugh I have probably had in three months.
That was great! Porky's is better now than it has ever been!
"I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater."
"Youre alright jew" 😂😂😂😂
The past was doin' it's beeeauuuusssssst!
You know what, it really was doing it's best. Progress is slow.
4:08 porkeys was made in the 80s but set in the 50s
If you only knew the power of the Porkies! Another great one. The past was doing it's best!
Carl from Aqua teen hunger force at 1:43
This video is so fucking funny.
Maybe the real lessons we learned are the friends and sexcapades we made along the way.
And if they're not, we'll just be a queer, Dad!
This came out the year I was born, but it was always one of those movies that was at blockbuster and we wanted to rent but we knew we couldn't rent it. We didn't exactly know why... until one day our older neighbor rented it and we got to watch. Holy shit, it blew our minds.
This was the highest grossing Canadian made film for decades.
_That's_ what Porky's was about?? I grew up in the 80s and never saw it because of my strict religion but from what I was told about it... Had no idea. Thanks guys!
yeah there is probably less sex in this than post 90's virginity where the christian girls were all doing but sex as a loop hole to intercourse.
Strict religion did you a favour in this case. These films were utter mind rot in the 80s for kids/teens
@@dwillbecancelledsoon4086I won't argue with you there. My issue is that I was _lied to_ about the contents of the film. Which is not a good strategy for them. If I had seen _Porky's,_ I would have been shocked that ministers of the One True Religion, "The Truth," lied. Then I would have asked myself, "What else did they lie to me about?" And maybe would have left the religion sooner than I did.
@@727Phoenix What did they tell you it was about? Just curious.
I grew up religious too. I can't tell if I'm better or worse for it, because I was sheltered from a lot of bad things, but also a lot of good things. Almost 40 and still trying to grow up.
@@TheGuardDuck The speaker at a JW assembly said it was "soft porn," full of nothing but debauchery, which means it's not quite bad enough to be played in adult theaters but close. And of course all JWs must stay away from all rated R movies, no exceptions.
So glad I found this channel 😂
This is like a party tape. What a rant! Perfectly hilarious and accurate 🤣
Omg, I remember watching this when I was young. Your take and framing of the movie and times was hilarious. I love it
The sequel aged even better...
This is the best movie review I've ever heard. Laughing my ass off! 😂
Thank you!
5:52
My entire life of humor has been chasing the high I got as a kid seeing this scene for the first time in the middle of the night when I was supposed to be asleep. This was the first time I'd ever laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and was in pain.
40 year old dude drives up with a 17 year old girl on the back of his motorcycle. Lol!
This channel reminds me of when you were young, you got high, sat around thinking you saying the funniest schlitz. Then you listen to it the next day, and you're sadly disappointed.
This series has to blow up! Every episode kills me
Im so glad I found this channel, dude 😂
First time ive seen you guys, fukn hillarious, love the idea of exploring these old movies.
"Its so menacing bc you never see it" omfg 😂
Despite the cars, it took me several viewings as a teenager to realize this movie was actually set in the fifties.
This is the hardest ive laughed in a long time 😂
Thank you!
There used to be a bar/club called Porky's near my town. Classic 80`s joint.
"is this what i want?" 🤣
5 year old me in the 1980’s: Ohhh.. this is gonna be very problematic when I’m old.
I had never heard of this but when I was Engaged it was on TV as part of a “Most Famous American movies” marathon 😂
One of my Nostalgic Favorites.
“Leave ‘em alone they were doin’ their best” 😂
I gotta agree with an earlier commenter: this channel's concept and ya'll two's execution and disbelief is FUCKING BRILLIANT. It's a time machine for me, and times have definitely changed.
6:00 the actress who played Beulah left the scene earlier than planned, so her laughter wouldn't ruin the scene.
Fun fact... Howard Stern owns the rights to the Porky's movie.
EWWW.....😒
I went to the school this was filmed at so this movie has always been cemented in my brain.
Fun fact- upon its release, my folks were separated and I was 11 years old…. My mother (30 years old at this time) wanted to go see a comedy at the drive in theater.
Yep- I sat through this, inside the family car with my mom as she laughed and I had NO clue what was going on. 😂😂 -the past was doing its best
when he fell out the car I couldn't see his legs cause of the dark jeans, so I thought they sliced him in half lmao
Holy crap i remember watching this movie in my teens, just great stupid fun.
A movie from the early '80s that takes place in the '50s. That'd be like a movie coming out now and taking place in the '90s. That's wild to me because in the '80s, the '50s might as well have been like 100 years ago. And today, the '90s seems like yesterday.
Instantly hooked, you blokes are hilarious
Well damn, now that you say it like this, a lot of these bits really slap 😂
Her names Ballbricker!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
I remember seeing this at the drive-in in Asheville North Carolina with my mom and dad and my sister we were in a station wagon me and my sister had made a pallet type bed in the back bag with the seats down, I remember our parents telling us to duck and hide our eyes during the news scenes 9:49
In the 80s when I was in jr high school, kids would talk about Porkys like it was a straight up porn movie. Then when I saw it in my 20s, I was surprised at how tame it was.
Right?
Porky's And Blue Lagoon. Great picks. Yes, more please.
Revenge of the Nerds?
Fast times at Ridgemont High?
I'm 24 never heard of this movie, this was the best way to hear of it 🤣
I met the director of Porky's. Dude had an actual directing career 🤣
Nancy Parsons played "the bullbuster" gym coach, she was hilarious.
Bula ball breaker
It ain't right... That I didn't know about this hilarious channel sooner.
I remember this movie in the 80s as a teenager. 😂😂😂😂
lol, fantastic! I have a vague recollection of watching this in the 80s when I was about 10, but I think another viewing is in order now.
I got to see Porky's back when it was released in theaters. I was only 13, but the ticket teller at the movie theater didn't care how old my friends and I were. Let's just say that we got an eye full.
Awesome. I saw Porky Revenge in the theater, when I was a kid.
I remember we rented the first two movies, and my friend’s little brother asked there pastor “hey, pastor, what’s a Jew? Why do people hate them?”
In front of the entire church, I think they were Episcopalians. 😆
Dude told him, that he’d all about that, in Bible Study.
Been so long since I’ve seen this. Forgot about so much, except for the shower scene and the brothel part of course😂