A family lost a father to that shot, love comedy but that one was lil off color for me, not roasting or freaking out, just pointing out a different way i see it is all. Love these guys still the same 🤘
Only thing missing was the counting, thunder, lightening and the _ahht, hahhh, ahhh, ahhh_ at the end for the sesame street count treatment... just stop at 15 like Matt Gatez does. 😂😂😂😂
@@virtuousBelleNCWell, at least when they parody him on SNL they will a lot of sick material such as Count Count Gaetz hitting on the Sesame Street children.
@@cavior44 you guys can't even get winning right. Now whining you DO get right. You won, stop your incessant crying. You guys have no class whatsoever.
@@collinmartin2566 Don't you recognize them as they are the same jokes that djt employs? It's laughter at someone's expense, but with djt it's him punching very much down. With Colin and Che they don't hit below the belt about someone weaker as is djt's modus operandi to which both he and supporters very much enjoy.
@@loveforeignaccents Yes it goddamn is, and they have the right to say what they want. Just like you don't have to read it. Of course, you have the right to make your request, and anyone has the right to ignore it. America.
@@loveforeignaccents ha ha I appreciate you trying to set people on blind dates with someone they have no interest in, but I do admire your persistence. If praying for anyone makes you feel better, go right to it. But I don't need any, I'm just fine where I am.
@@ChrisCornell420 he would then ask the government for subsidies and government contract so he could build another titanic but this time it will have autodrive functions and swear it works perfectly fine.
@@loveforeignaccents *never. As in, “the thot with your exact screen name never had any sense of humor when it came to jokes about her sobbing woke lord and savior Treason Donnie”
@@wernervanrooyen7866 Only to the 70 odd million cultist that voted for him. The rest of us that didn't spit in his face and freak show circus new administration.
@@ashbeck1736 Trump's the BOSS off 70 million and I totally agree but what I love most is the fact that he is the thorn in all the leftist sides, twice 😁
@@wernervanrooyen7866 I'm surprised you actually admit the only reason you voted in a lifelong court documented fraudster who has an equally credible documentation of SAing going back to the 70s on fraud, and the latter to the 90s is to "own the libs." Job well done in trading in decency for sheer pettiness.
Year old milk is kind of exciting. You pick it up. You read the date. You read it again. You can't believe it. Then, you think, I wonder what it smells like? You slowly twist the cap and....
📖 Early on in Stephen King's The Stand there is a line describing the smell of a car containing three of the earliest victims of the superflu, "...a sick stench compounded of blood, fecal matter, vomit, and human decay.", I'd imagine any gathering of Trump and his cabinet would smell very similar.
@harbosonius Wow, that's a bit if a reach isn't it. Would you 'commit' all whose opinions differ from your own, or only those who find Trump and his cronies disgusting? Are you a trained psychiatrist or just a fool, not that one necessarily excludes the other of course?
@@RUSH2112RUSH Lol I’m not the one crying on social media trying to equate reality to some badly written book of fiction just because my shitty party didn’t win an election . 😂
@@ChrisWehadababyitsaboy real comedians? Oh no. Are they “real” the way the woke MAGA daddyverse say “real” Americans and “real” men? I sure hope so bc those people are unintentionally hilarious for being so woke they think everyone wants to hear unsolicited advice from strangers about what makes a real man. They “real” men even do stuff like watch an SNL video they hate just so they can comment on it after they pillow cry for an hour. Lol…woke snowflake
cmon, he cant be worse than biden more than half voted for him if you dont like, you can leave the country for 4 years it's here in ukraine we can't leave no matter how much we dislike our president and our government
Yeh! This gotta be one of the best. I first heard 'let it fly' when I was a kid. Mum and dad were in the bedroom with the door part closed when I heard dad say, "Shall I catch it in my shirt, or let it fly?"
Or they could do an AI version of Matt Gaetz playing Beavis (from Beavis and Butthead). He seriously looks like the cartoon was made after him, so gross.
I used to watch SNL Weekend Update religiously; funny, funny stuff. But now reality is so disturbing that I can no longer laugh at their jokes unfortunately...
That last joke by Colin was really spot on because a lot of people were hoping to see Jake Paul get knocked out, but fans got suckered again. Exhibition boxing matches are a waste of time
Colin and Che decided that if they’re going to jail, might as well go out swinging.
I really pray that our First Amendment isn't made null and void by the orange turd
Elon is that weird friend that shows up unannounced and never leaves.
Wearing velcro shoes and flood pants.
And puts a flag on Mars
He sneezes mucas worth more than your entire yearly salary.
Then the time using his tissue to clean it up....2 years of your salary. What have you done ?
@Krayd-q5j right after he finishes the hyperloop.
Dark times require pitch black humor. That was laughter trough worried tears.
That “give him a shot” pun was at least two puns
Omg, didn't catch that lmao
Yea laugh at the vaccine joke then remember family...fun but dam 😅😅
The second pun isn't funny
A family lost a father to that shot, love comedy but that one was lil off color for me, not roasting or freaking out, just pointing out a different way i see it is all. Love these guys still the same 🤘
"Gaetz who was created when Frankenstein rated Dracula." He ain't holden back damn.
Something something actually Frankenstein's Monster
BRUTAL!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only thing missing was the counting, thunder, lightening and the _ahht, hahhh, ahhh, ahhh_ at the end for the sesame street count treatment... just stop at 15 like Matt Gatez does. 😂😂😂😂
That was too accurate.
@@virtuousBelleNCWell, at least when they parody him on SNL they will a lot of sick material such as Count Count Gaetz hitting on the Sesame Street children.
Che and Jost came out swinging this week and I love it
Unlike Paul and Tyson
Seemed pretty tame to me compared to before President Trump won but ok.
Damn right!! Made me happier
Like your parents
This was pretty hilarous
america is the titanic.
snl is the band.
An actually accurate analogy. 😎👌
snl is shit
@@cavior44 you guys can't even get winning right. Now whining you DO get right. You won, stop your incessant crying. You guys have no class whatsoever.
You are WRONG about America!
@@cw5451 No the OP is correct for the moment with Orange Benedict Arnold at the helm.
This is by far the best Weekend Update this season. The jokes came out swinging HARD 👊
Those were jokes?
@@collinmartin2566 Don't you recognize them as they are the same jokes that djt employs? It's laughter at someone's expense, but with djt it's him punching very much down. With Colin and Che they don't hit below the belt about someone weaker as is djt's modus operandi to which both he and supporters very much enjoy.
Anyone who has watched Weekend Update for the last few years knows that Colin doesn't hold back when going after Matt Gaetz. I love it!
That was utterly scathing, and I loved it!
"scathing"
The REASON WHY SNL has been SO AWESOME during these rolln 20s, is because MOST of the cast was RAISED by the MASTERS from the 90S SNL! 🤘🤘🤘
Jesus, the gloves came right the hell off this week.
as they must
Colin really went all in on this one. Humor so dark, the lights almost went out. Perfect.
"Teamed up to defeat everyone watching" AHAHAHAHA
i don’t get it, is he saying that because they are making a fortune anyway and most of the audience don’t realize it?
@@prada3660 He's saying that because the fight was so uninteresting that basically is all can be said about it.
This is what we needed. Way to lean into it. Keep up the great work. 👏👏👏👏
Damn this weekend update is a goddamn banger
No, it's not; and don't use the Lord's name in vain, son.
@@loveforeignaccents Yes it goddamn is, and they have the right to say what they want. Just like you don't have to read it. Of course, you have the right to make your request, and anyone has the right to ignore it. America.
@loveforeignaccents kiddo this is Trump's america let the guy say whatever he wants to
@@loveforeignaccents ha ha I appreciate you trying to set people on blind dates with someone they have no interest in, but I do admire your persistence. If praying for anyone makes you feel better, go right to it. But I don't need any, I'm just fine where I am.
@@vidmasterK1 Amen! Oh wait.. maybe I should say "Hell yeah!" ?
0:57 The glove are officially off
If Elon Musk was the captain of the Titanic, he be the first one on the first safety boat, waving goodbye at the rest on the ship
@@ChrisCornell420 he would then ask the government for subsidies and government contract so he could build another titanic but this time it will have autodrive functions and swear it works perfectly fine.
The elon musk jokes was brutal 😂.
that dinosaurs-in-alphabetical-order joke did NOT get the laugh it should have
I am not sure I think Musk is misunderstood nerd at this point :) Still, it gave me a dark chuckle.
We are so freaking screwed aren't we?
We are so far beyond screwed that it will take a billion years for the light from screwed to reach us.
Che and colin never disappointed incredible weekend updates.
*always
@@loveforeignaccents *never. As in, “the thot with your exact screen name never had any sense of humor when it came to jokes about her sobbing woke lord and savior Treason Donnie”
always look forward to these, by far one of SNL's best bits in 2024, these two are great
It’s a segment, not a bit.
True
Honestly, the best thing to look forward to through all this is the endless wacky material we'll get.
I think this was the best weekend update in awhile but michael and colin are always great
Best weekend update in a while 😂😂😂
Brilliant but Trump's still the BOSS!!!😂😂😂😂
@@wernervanrooyen7866boss of what? Treason Donnie doesn’t become prez until the beginning of 2025. Or do you Americans change the baton whenever?
@@wernervanrooyen7866 Only to the 70 odd million cultist that voted for him. The rest of us that didn't spit in his face and freak show circus new administration.
@@ashbeck1736 Trump's the BOSS off 70 million and I totally agree but what I love most is the fact that he is the thorn in all the leftist sides, twice 😁
@@wernervanrooyen7866 I'm surprised you actually admit the only reason you voted in a lifelong court documented fraudster who has an equally credible documentation of SAing going back to the 70s on fraud, and the latter to the 90s is to "own the libs." Job well done in trading in decency for sheer pettiness.
That was neccessary.
The Paul / Tyson fight is as exiting as a year old milk
Year old milk is kind of exciting. You pick it up. You read the date. You read it again. You can't believe it. Then, you think, I wonder what it smells like? You slowly twist the cap and....
No jokes about paying for the endorsements of literally everyone off of a Diddy party guest list... Cmon boys you slippin
The jokes with groans from the crowd are always better than the ones with normal laughter 😂
Jokes on point tonight!! ☄️☄️
They pulled no punches and I LOVE IT
Yall are cooking this segment
Best one in a while 😂😂 they’re usually good but this is top tier
This weekend update is fire. Love it
I just love “seen here” jokes and love it more when Jost smiles when doing these jokes.
I can't with the side to side eye movement 🤣 0:52
The transition to Epstein in that joke was like hearing the audience ride a literal roller coaster. I couldn't stop laughing.
Elonia, the new first lady
Outside of joke swap, this might be Colin and Che's finest work.
Appropriately obscenely funny.
Loved the jokes, great job by the writers!
The tyson fight was why people watched. The talk after the fight card was if the women fight had the wrong winner
📖 Early on in Stephen King's The Stand there is a line describing the smell of a car containing three of the earliest victims of the superflu, "...a sick stench compounded of blood, fecal matter, vomit, and human decay.", I'd imagine any gathering of Trump and his cabinet would smell very similar.
If you showed this comment to a psychiatrist you’d be committed in the blink of an eye. Go outside and touch some grass , dude.
@harbosonius Wow, that's a bit if a reach isn't it. Would you 'commit' all whose opinions differ from your own, or only those who find Trump and his cronies disgusting?
Are you a trained psychiatrist or just a fool, not that one necessarily excludes the other of course?
Moon that spells yes
@@RUSH2112RUSH Lol I’m not the one crying on social media trying to equate reality to some badly written book of fiction just because my shitty party didn’t win an election . 😂
@@patrigali21 yeah dude I’m on here about an hour a day trolling skid marks like you. Thanks for eating the cheese🤡 Now you go touch some grass too.
BLESS 😂 thank you SNL
Be careful, guys. He's going to go crazy on his detractors when he gets in 😭
Stay safe
Straight heat 🔥back 🔥 to back 🔥to back 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Keep it up guys
Holy crap. That landed so hard 😌
Real comedians will call out NBC on their shit. That's why Norm was a legend!
You named your profile after a 90s commercial with paid phones. Not sure you have much cred on the matter in the year 2024..
@anthony9489 and it's a Geico commercial, you wrongly-remembering prat you
@@ChrisWehadababyitsaboy real comedians? Oh no. Are they “real” the way the woke MAGA daddyverse say “real” Americans and “real” men? I sure hope so bc those people are unintentionally hilarious for being so woke they think everyone wants to hear unsolicited advice from strangers about what makes a real man. They “real” men even do stuff like watch an SNL video they hate just so they can comment on it after they pillow cry for an hour. Lol…woke snowflake
A lot of zingers tonight!
This was a good one...😂 😂
These guys are the only thing that’ll get me through Trump’s next term
Affording things and being safe will help too
cope liberal
Living in America isn't enough?
g r o w u p
cmon, he cant be worse than biden
more than half voted for him
if you dont like, you can leave the country for 4 years
it's here in ukraine we can't leave no matter how much we dislike our president and our government
Every time they show that orange guy my brain goes “oops, we muffed it up again”
"it's the 90s, relax" 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
Finally snl is back
The “let them fly” joke was absolutely AMAZING
I was LOLing at this one tonight 🤣😂😅😅😆
Especially sharp writing on this one
THIS is what we need!
Laughter. Comedy. Humor.
Yeh! This gotta be one of the best. I first heard 'let it fly' when I was a kid. Mum and dad were in the bedroom with the door part closed when I heard dad say, "Shall I catch it in my shirt, or let it fly?"
That was a Kubrick style 'Nam barrage. Full Drill Sergeant to Private Pile.
Colin Jost should play Matt Gaetz! He looks a lot like him.
Colin Jost @ 1:11 being the last great mmm American
I'm 38 & grew up watching SNL. I keep coming back every week hoping to laugh. Yall got 1 (Dracula/Frankenstein) Hire some REAL FKN COMEDIANS
COLINO JOSTINI 🤣🤣🤣
Trump is going to inspire so much excellent material like this. It's a silver lining however tiny!
Holy shit, Colin went hard on Gaetz! Damn that was amazing!
Spicy one, nice 🎉
Awesomely written. Great punches 💪😎
4 years is gonna feel like 8.
SNL needs to get Dane Cook to play Matt Gaetz! Win-win, win win win
Or they could do an AI version of Matt Gaetz playing Beavis (from Beavis and Butthead). He seriously looks like the cartoon was made after him, so gross.
Because Dane also likes his women real young?
This WU is better than last weeks
You were right, Jost. The nightmare goes on...
😂😂😂😂
I didn't have Frankenstein ra*ed dracula on my bingo card this week 😭😭😭
Kingo! Love it! : ) 💙
Our new national anthem should be the song "You Fucked Up" by Ween.
Beavis and Butt head might as well get married 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump out doing the whole SNL writers. Man is a complete troll. And the Americans made a troll the most powerful man in the world. 😂
Che and Jost weren’t holding back 😅😅😂😂
No. It’s not suspicious at all that Trump’s new best friend is the richest person on earth.
No cap. Jake Paula and Miike Tyson robbing fans joke was on point 😂
Holy shit. This is hilarious.
Holy shit this was great
I used to watch SNL Weekend Update religiously; funny, funny stuff. But now reality is so disturbing that I can no longer laugh at their jokes unfortunately...
Please upload the FULL Weekend Update!
Come back monday
This was great
Mike Tyson joke was perfect 👌
I love that Colin laughed at how poor Rudy is. It was unplanned gold.
A perfect medium rare
I know...that was funny, right? : ) 💙
I love Trump and comedy. These guys had great jokes. Hope it's this sharp the next four years. Not as cringe as the other run.
Lmfao😂 damn exactly what I needed!!! Thanks Michael and Colin!!!
First Lady Elon Musk.😆
He wants to be so bad, honestly he would probably settle for 1st concubine
@@ensabahnur3104 For jumping around on stage like he's Carmen Electra circa 2004, Elon could qualify for that position too.
Great jokes......the Trump years will be wild
That last joke by Colin was really spot on because a lot of people were hoping to see Jake Paul get knocked out, but fans got suckered again. Exhibition boxing matches are a waste of time
You can tell they're ticked and they're fighting the only way that they can!
Gaetz has to be mad at this one. In fact his eyebrows are doing the monster mash right now. 🤣
Since it came out, I've been wanting the Team America theme to be our anthem...
Funniest monolog in late night! No crying or complaining!
That jail cell joke isn't like Trump it's from the Democrats
DOD guy would really impress the Saudis with that tattoo celebrating the Crusades…