1) The girl with the pile of poop tattoo didn't know that her boyfriend knew that she was cheating. 2) The tattoo was supposed to be a scene from Narnia. 3) The bugle wake-up call is called Reveille. Love the video, though. 🙂
No. 1 is okaaay, buuuut I saw a video of what happens if you park in a handicap spot in Brazil - they covered the guys' car _entirely_ with some blue stuff, (thought it was paint, its not) with handicap logo. Windows, windshield, tires - *_EVERYTHING!_* ....worth looking up!
1- I love it when Tristan and Mike Cohost. Great chemistry. 2- Parking in front of a fire hydrant is illegal 3- Will Mike look good with glasses? 4- People: Don't steal stuff!
When I was a young kid, one of my brothers would always breathe in my face, knowing that he had bad breath. I then noticed that whenever he did this, he opened his mouth as wide as he could. So, the next time he did this, I spat in his mouth. He never did it again.
@Markiplier777 revenge can have several uses. The best is to teach someone not to do something wrong. The next best would be to teach them not to do it to you.
@Markiplier777 only if you do it wrong. The two options are to either make it untraceable back to you yet still getting the message across or to make the response so severe as to make them never dare to cross u again. Essentially the point of revenge is to make the person think before doing something that's going to piss off others.
When I was a senior in high school, I learned that a guy who was always a total jerk to me had been cheating off me. I told the teacher right before finals. I told her what I planned to do about it, and she was down. Our final was worth 1/2 of our grade that semester. In an effort to be quasi nice, I told him not to cheat off me. He laughed and basically asked what I was going to do about it. Game on. The day arrived and I started answering questions. The last question was an essay, and I tend to be a bit verbose (in case you couldn't tell.) He finished his test, turned it in, then sneered at me. I had just finished my essay portion, did an "oh yeah" type face...and started erasing EVERYTHING but my essay. The look on his face was priceless and not to be TMI but honestly, I think I had a revenge-gasm right then and there. To be fair, he didn't get a *zero* on the test because his essay garnered a few points, but his test was an epic fail. As an added bonus, that teacher *STILL* tells students about that incident.
When my ex and I split up, I dropped all of his girlfriends a nice email, introducing them all to each other and suggesting they might want to start a club since he had been cheating on me with all of them. At the same time
Once in middle school I caught a "friend" cheating off my test. The joke was on her because I completely failed that test and knew it. That was the one time in life I was happy I failed. 😂
I had that happen but I purposely answered every question wrong and let them turn their test in first then I waited till they sat down and looked over at me then I lifted up my eraser smiled and erased every answer and changed them then turned in my test. The look on his face was priceless.
Currently plotting my revenge....thank you for the ideas and the laughs, these were cute. I believe the smartest people don’t get mad, they get even (legally) while smiling 😇
In situations with the car with a fire hose in the window, the city does not have to pay him back for the damage. The law is clear that that was not a parking space.Too bad, so sad.
Correct, firefighters have full authority to access a hydrant in an emergency by any means if that means breaking a window, they're going to break a window. The owner of the vehicle is going to be ticketed and be responsible for repairing their vehicle.
Firefighters do not have to pay for the damage as it's illegal to park in front of a fire hydrant. The hose would not be able to be controlled nearly enough if they had to go over the car.
Best revenge story i've ever heard..... A man told his wife he wanted a divorce and told her she had a week to pack her stuff and find another place. He had it planned for his girlfriend to move in. The wife, with no complaints packed her stuff and happily left. A couple of weeks later, every room in the house smelt. The smell got worse and worse. The husband and his new girlfriend replaced all the carpet, curtains and even furniture hoping to get rid of it. The smell eventually became unbearable and the house was put up for sale. It turned out that the wife had left a parting gift.....every curtain rod was packed with fish and prawns.
@@ciuc_plm They are married which means that house is half hers. He should move out if he wants the divorce. And legally you have to give people 30 days notice to move out. So I don’t feel bad for him because of those reasons 🤷🏻♀️
Ouch... Damn.. The stuff you two came up with. At least you know you'll never cheat on each other. Too afraid of what the other will think of for revenge...
My best revenge was having an a.v.tech set up footage of a bride cheating with basically the entire town,and play it right when they're supposed to say their vows. P.s.groom knew,he asked me to do this.good friend
My fave was a note I came across on a picture channel. Something to the effect of: To the person who thought they ate three peanut butter ice cream bars; Those were medicine for my constipated dog that need to be kept frozen. Hope you enjoyed the weekend of LAVA BUTT, loser. Don’t take it if it’s not yours. Signed, Constipated Dog Owner. Another one was a note to a neighbour stuck to their door asking them to stop praying so loudly late into the night. LMAO!
It’s a UA-cam channel whose videos are just compilations of related pictures. Like different hilarious signs. I think the ones I watch most are the people of Walmart! LMAO!
Revenge with me is every time I work somewhere there is always a thief. Since I take my own home made meals and desserts to work it’s even more personal when my lunch or dinner (on a 12hr shift) comes up missing. So I started baking chocolate chip cookies with ex lax in them. First couple days I make sure everyone sees me eating them so they don’t get suspicious. Then I make the laced ones and leave my locker or lunch bag unattended. Takes two or three days but I always find the thief. And when I find them gone I wait until half hour before I make a scene demanding to know who stole my laxatives out of my locker or bag. When the culprit inevitably gets the runs I fill out a log for bosses about stealing in the workplace and then everyone knows the culprits. Which they usually quit the next day.
On occasion, I give a wrongdoer headaches by going to a stores' magazine rack, and gathering up a bunch of the subscription cards from them. The magazine theme doesn't matter. I fill them out in the wrongdoers' name, and mark the "bill me later" option. Some of those publishing companies get quite testy with those who refuse to pay for subscriptions, and can be real headaches to deal with.
On a comment concerning firefighters and volunteer firefighters. Firefighters, volunteer firefighters, are trained exactly the same. It is really difficult to find a full-time job as a firefighter. So a lot of your volunteer firefighters work as volunteers until they can find a job as a paid firefighter. The same holds true for your emergency medical technicians. Ensure just because they are a volunteer does not mean they they do not know what they're doing or unprofessional.
Volunteers and paid on call actually outnumber the full time departments in the US. The majority of the fire departments will either be paid on call or volunteer
Thank you! I was wondering if someone was going to point this out. I went througha very vigorous EMT school just so I could volunteer as an EMT in my community. Why? Because this is all we have. Our community does not have any paid EMTs, paramedics, or firefighters.
Hey, the old way works just as well, and is still quite fun. Even more fun is sending them envelopes that look like they have pictures in them, with the return address reading NAMBLA. Related to that, is sending a letter that looks like it was written by a child, to his workplace, which appears to be a desperate request to give up his 'new' victim child and come back to the writer. Just don't glue the envelope shut, so everyone that comes across it can read it. Painting someone as a child molester will always cause them problems.
Another one that works, order the Christmas Party from Dominoes, have sent to evil person. ($500.00 in pizza, nonrefundable. ) And make the order, "COD". Works like a charm, and the best part is it's anonymous if done correctly.
@@guardsmanom134 As someone who has worked at both pizza and hero shops, we always get confirmation and prepayment if we get an order that big. If they don't have a credit card, we made them come in to leave a deposit.
Hi Mike, Tristan et al I enjoy these lists but I don't like that you flash the picture for a second then hide it while you talk about it. Could you please keep the picture up for longer and perhaps put the presenters' faces up as 'picture in picture'. Thanks
After going thru so much over the past few years alone and losing so much b c of one specific group, I'm getting pretty tired of moral issues with revenge speeches. One guy in that group physically and emotionally tortured me and not only got a thrill from it, but essentially justice failed to keep him in prison where he belongs. So I want revenge and Karma isn't working fast enough, cause he's living well, while I have to rely on assisted housing. Long story short, I've earned freedom and happiness more than he has yet, he hasn't been properly punished for what he put me thru and I don't wanna hear the cliched lectures b c I don't care in this case, none of u saw what this guy did to me so unless u can be respectful, don't bother responding, cause I Will ignore it!
I'm sorry for what happened to you. There are some really bad people out there. As painful as it can be, I take so e comfort I knowing that even if I can watch revenge stories, I will never stoop to the dark behaviours of the turly screwed up a'holes who mistreat others. I would still rather be me than anything like them! I wish you all the best dude.
Once a friend and I got into a shop at the mall, but we did not realize we entered through the exit. A shop assistant came to tell us off and made us leave just because of that. We later found a "Do not pass - wet floor" sign, so we just relocated it right in front of the shop's entrance. The puzzled look on the security guy face was priceless
good idea, but......Endgame spoilers......... as the person whom you are taking revenge on to others (specially his coworkers and near friends also enemies).
That wouldn't be advisable. According to a story someone shared on facebook today apparently spoilers get you beat up nowadays. Somebody at some job beat his co-workers ass for ruining the ending to Avengers.
I have added someone’s email to spam websites. It was really satisfying. Best revenge for betraying our friendship,was telling the person I would do what they did and share their own secrets, but didn’t tell them I had no intention on following through. They had a huge temper tantrum on Facebook saying how I had shared their secrets. They told everyone what the secrets were. I had never shared them. I just sat somewhat amused at their attempt to back peddle when people saw through that person’s lies.
So one time I used my abusive ex's toothbrush to scrub the toilet and then put back in the toothbrush holder while he was at work, then I moved out. As far as I know he never found out. I have a very special skill set haha.
i knew someone who did that but to save the pain applied a numbing gel and wrote a rude message and a penis. she sued for disfigurement and after many people had seen it, ruining her life. case was dropped when it turned out to be nonpermanent henna and no needle was used (hence the numbing ). she thought she had been too clever to be caught and he was clueless NOT.
#20 is not revenge. If you park next to a fire hydrant, and they need to use it, they are authorized to knock out your windows. That's just procedure. #18 would not work for anyone that knows the title of their project. It would work if the person doing it changed the name of the project though. #12... the most satisfying thing I have ever seen is a parking enforcement officer writing a parking ticket for a highway patrol officer. That was a good day.
My grandpa was a firefighter and told me this happened once. Not only did they not have to pay for the windows but the hose leaked water into the car which they also didnt have to pay for and on top of that the guy got a ticket for park in front of a hydrant. Don't park on front of hydrants
#18 but thats the point, hes hidden the file inside those folders. there were 16 folders, each with 3 sub folders. Inside one of these sub folders was the project. The point of it was to waste their time in searching each folder for the file. Now if it were me, id make a bunch of files all with similar titles to the project and place them strategically inside the sub folders. That makes it even better because you gotta find the right needle in the haystack
@@PrincessAshley972 When I was a kid, my youngest uncle deleted my game saves on the shared family computer...so I renamed all of his favorite games, then sprinkled the icons through random folders. He had to search through every folder and subfolder and go by the image on the icons to find everything. He left me alone after that.
@@PrincessAshley972 Actually, a simple file type search in the parent folder will get your projects in seconds... Use file size as an additional filter if there are decoys.
Many years ago, I was part of the clerical pool of a large organization. Once a month, we'd have a pot luck for our lunch. One of the maintenance men would come by and help himself to the food, taking several plates piled high. Sometimes, he would come back and take more. Talking to him did no good, he felt he had the right because he handled the repairs to our unit. One day, one of our pool told us not to eat any of the chocolate cupcakes (the maintenance man loved chocolate cupcakes). Sure enough, when he came in, he took all of the cupcakes. Later, we found out she had used two boxes of chocolate laxative to make them. The maintenance man never helped himself to our food again.
If your target lives on an area that gets snow and they use a snowblower to clean their driveway, simply buy some slinkies , stretch them out slightly and toss them into the driveway during a good snowfall. Spacing them out about every 6 feet makes for some good entertainment. 😊
Probably funny as hell when it happens, but they can easily, and badly injure themselves while removing it... I guess it all depends what was done to you in the first place! ;-)
Anther brilliant list guys! Also, I have to say that the pairing of Mike and Tristan is sheer genius! Mike, with his laugh-out-loud traditional humor, blends perfectly with Tristan and his dry, almost sarcastic style of humor! Keep up the great work everybody!!!
Mike, I'm a little worried about your vision man. When was your last eye exam? I'm serious, it's no joke. Oughtta get that taken care of as soon as you can.
It's not really revenge but more like instant carma, when I was in school I got bullied and one day he jokingly asked if I had a boyfriend, I said yes and he then replied "Is it Jimmy saville" little did he know a maths teacher that was in the corridor over heard everything and was standing right behind him as he said it, as a result he got excluded. (I am a kid who grew up with foster parents and this was also just after Jimmy saville died)
Ouch! Some kids are just little bar-stewards (apologies to real barmen/women, I'm trying to keep this clean for List 25's sake). So glad there was a teacher present ready to take action! I'm guessing the little toe rag wasn't up for his first 'offence' or full exclusion wouldn't be likely (a few days suspension more likely, after having the parents told of his crimes in front of him! God, if I'd been hauled up in front of the head with one of my parents there, I'd have been dead meat!)
@@y_fam_goeglyd it wasn't his first offence and after being excluded when he came back he was in isolation for I think 1 week, with the way he always behaved though, I don't think his parents were bothered much
When as a teen about 45 yrs ago, the 3 girls I was running around with turned against me & started bullying. I had done nothing to them. So, I chased them with my brother's water snake. We were never friends again. But they quit bullying me.
@@jetshroomeye8126 is the little girlie man upset? Running for you safe space? Unlike fragile snowflakes, like yourself, other people don't dictate my moods. Sorry, not even a nice try. You best keep quiet until we tell you it's safe to come out. " "If you're not a fighter, don't fight. You'll just get your head knocked off"
Here’s the best revenge, the person has to have a vehicle. You put ketchup on the back of the door handle, wait 3 -5 days then do it again. Then wait 3-5 months and do it again. They will be mentally scared for life.
I had a neighbor screw me out of some money once. I took fruit that had gone bad and let it fester and rot in a container in the summer heat for weeks. Then one night I went to her house and spread the mix all over her front porch. I had a shirt covering my nose and mouth cause the smell would easily make someone vomit.
No iguanas we're harmed in the making of this list. The coating is Teflon, which to be fair also coats some bullets. The body armor is Kevlar. From your long time fan.
I got even better than that my dad's car got rear ended by a cop in a grocery store parking lot. Cop said he couldn't see the taillights on my dad's car and that they were broken, which they weren't, and not only that, they were on. Cop admitted fault.
My sister once broke something very special to me so I deleted her Sims 2 data from our GameCube memory card. C: She never broke anything of mine again.
I seen a guy trying to start fights outside a LGBT bar with people for their life choices. A bartender went out the back door and put gay pride bumper stickers on the back of his car, then went around front and told him he called the cops.
Simons I seen a sign dat seems ta send a song ta saps dat suck at sayin' stuff dat sum sorts a someones say super simply... Sorry, I seem ta struggle sortin' sum strange and seemingly silly soundin' synonyms 'n' such (sum say my sanity sailed south fer da summer). Sister Sara says sittin' somewhere singin' songs dat signs say is sinnin' if said sign is sayin' somethin' sorta similar ta scripture soundin' so strongly dat smilin' satan sours 'n' seems sad.. so is said, or somethin'. So da scrap you seen starrin' a sap startin' stuff, 'n' slanderin' sum simple so & so's, solely searchin' fer a sense a solace wit sum similar serene seekin' souls... seems starkright stellar ta stick stickers dat you seen slapped on sappy's sedan.. Simply sum super soundin' stuff, sir. Sorry fer da size-a speech I sent and set on site here. Still... sorta sounds stupid, sayin' seen, similar ta sum stark streaker slidin' 'n' slippin' in snowy Siberia in September. Seeya!
There's an urban legend in prison about a guy that wanted a Virgin Mary back piece, but got a huge veiny erection tattooed instead. The motives for revenge vary from unit to unit. ...and then there's the incident with the peanut butter jar, and the medical request that followed, but that story is too disturbing for this channel's comments.
Teflon.... also I once totally destroyed my ex’s lap top after he drunkenly threw me out of my own house again for no reason & destroyed my one of a kind coffee table.. it was extremely satisfying
Volunteer VS paid firefighters. Volunteers work regular jobs and do real firefighters jobs for free. Well, some get paid a little per call they respond to, but, still all the same training as "professional" firefighters.
Fuck it! I believe the same thing. Being a bigger person is bullshit! Now come and face the reality of everything that being good doesn’t end up good most of the time. I’m plotting a bloody revenge on those pathetic bullies that did wrong to me in Elementary. My veins are boiling because of them.
Wish to get the best revenge on an ex-lover? Go on with your life. Don't cry over them or call them. Just move on. Meet someone better and post pics together of the two of you being happy doing things. Don't post anything alluding to them. They will be pissed that you are happy while they are miserable.
And when they call, take a hot second to remember who they are. Ring ring. Hello? Hey, it's W. - - - W...? - - - Oh, W! How you been doing? It works even when they know you still have their number saved on your phone. Throws them off a little. (I am in good terms with my exes. But there was this one narcissist one though who wouldn't stop calling... Ooo how this stung him!)
You need a part 2 series. I haven't been pissed off enough to really do any revenge, however if I were and you got on my bad side (eventually). I know how to Factory Reset your computer, smartphone, and video game console. It's not destroy the physical copy of it, but unless you have everything backed up you're royally screwed.
My mother spiked the coffeemaker with pure maple extract after one of the guys dumped Old Spice on her and the other guys laughed at her. This was the '70's.
Some people do things that are so horrible though, one has to wonder, if maybe letting the person get away with it is actually the unjust thing, really. Don't do anything that will get one's self put in jail, but, if a way can be found to turn the tables, more power to you.
I don't know why but I found (#13) your description of the kid all of a sudden popping (not pooping) on the yard funny....... 😂😂😂 I'm probably having a sick sense of humor day...😊😎😎. I also agree that there are other ways to get revenge besides damaging someone's property. Great list guys!
I am happy to see you guyS having fun. People are so serious. Keep the videos coming You seriously crack me up. My daughter was killed last year and I have no closure so not much makes me laugh anymore and very few entertain at all, you guys are great. Why can’t others just laugh, enjoy and stop putting others down.
The spam one I will have to figure out how to do. The wake up call service? I think even I can arrange that one. A best friend doesnt betray his best friend.
Thank you everyone. I now know the word I was looking for was "Teflon". LoL
Used my exes toothbrush to clean the toilet
1) The girl with the pile of poop tattoo didn't know that her boyfriend knew that she was cheating. 2) The tattoo was supposed to be a scene from Narnia. 3) The bugle wake-up call is called Reveille. Love the video, though. 🙂
Please never cohost again
No. 1 is okaaay, buuuut I saw a video of what happens if you park in a handicap spot in Brazil - they covered the guys' car _entirely_ with some blue stuff, (thought it was paint, its not) with handicap logo. Windows, windshield, tires - *_EVERYTHING!_* ....worth looking up!
1- I love it when Tristan and Mike Cohost. Great chemistry.
2- Parking in front of a fire hydrant is illegal
3- Will Mike look good with glasses?
4- People: Don't steal stuff!
When I was a young kid, one of my brothers would always breathe in my face, knowing that he had bad breath. I then noticed that whenever he did this, he opened his mouth as wide as he could. So, the next time he did this, I spat in his mouth. He never did it again.
Hahaha,,,omg,,
Oml~
I'm not hungry anymore
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All revenge is best when patient and well planned. Quick and destructive is never a good idea.
@Markiplier777 revenge can have several uses.
The best is to teach someone not to do something wrong. The next best would be to teach them not to do it to you.
@Markiplier777 only if you do it wrong.
The two options are to either make it untraceable back to you yet still getting the message across or to make the response so severe as to make them never dare to cross u again. Essentially the point of revenge is to make the person think before doing something that's going to piss off others.
Yes
YES!!!
Nah. Best revenge, make em lose their jobs and community respect for LIFE.
When I was a senior in high school, I learned that a guy who was always a total jerk to me had been cheating off me. I told the teacher right before finals. I told her what I planned to do about it, and she was down. Our final was worth 1/2 of our grade that semester. In an effort to be quasi nice, I told him not to cheat off me. He laughed and basically asked what I was going to do about it. Game on. The day arrived and I started answering questions. The last question was an essay, and I tend to be a bit verbose (in case you couldn't tell.) He finished his test, turned it in, then sneered at me. I had just finished my essay portion, did an "oh yeah" type face...and started erasing EVERYTHING but my essay. The look on his face was priceless and not to be TMI but honestly, I think I had a revenge-gasm right then and there. To be fair, he didn't get a *zero* on the test because his essay garnered a few points, but his test was an epic fail. As an added bonus, that teacher *STILL* tells students about that incident.
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nice
GOOD JOB 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂
That was one hell of a very very sweet revenge! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂
Should have helped him do the right thing as his grade is not an issue from which to marvel
When my ex and I split up, I dropped all of his girlfriends a nice email, introducing them all to each other and suggesting they might want to start a club since he had been cheating on me with all of them. At the same time
You deserve Oskar! 👏👏👏
Hater
Lool
@@dr.robertneville6679 how
as you should
Being the bigger person is never any fun. Revenge is king.
Fax
I put cat poop in my husband's girlfriend socks
That made me chuckle, thanks for that.
Your husband's girlfriend is not the one who owed you fidelity.
Home wrecker
Xan Xei
Very well said.
Theresa, you're positively evil; I love it!
Once in middle school I caught a "friend" cheating off my test. The joke was on her because I completely failed that test and knew it. That was the one time in life I was happy I failed. 😂
You a op :/
I had that happen but I purposely answered every question wrong and let them turn their test in first then I waited till they sat down and looked over at me then I lifted up my eraser smiled and erased every answer and changed them then turned in my test. The look on his face was priceless.
Matt Parsons you a double op ://
Why would you care if someone cheated off a test?
@@izzojoseph2 because they didn't ask you.
Currently plotting my revenge....thank you for the ideas and the laughs, these were cute. I believe the smartest people don’t get mad, they get even (legally) while smiling 😇
I agree. And so am I.
@@angelab2906 I agree as well. And so am I
The government can't solve all problems you know
+ not all people are free to contact with police or anybody so they need to act by themselves
He'll wish he was nicer to me. Why do husbands take a long time to learn that wives always win even when they don't know.😂 revenge😈
"2 wrongs don't make a right" Well 2 wrongs make me happy
Devil: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
Grandma: Hold my beer
Yah..you know it.😂
@@william49631 I like that saying
Hilarious 😂😆 I think my grandma would love this
It's illegal to park in front of a fire hydrant. That guy probably got a fine for parking there and I doubt they paid him for the damages.
In situations with the car with a fire hose in the window, the city does not have to pay him back for the damage. The law is clear that that was not a parking space.Too bad, so sad.
I saw that on Matthew Santoro's channel. He makes a lot of Top 10's.
Fire fighters dont have to pay for the damage. The law breakers do. The law breakers sre endangering people and property.
In addition to the broken windows, they get ticketed. Bonus!
Have you ever tried to bend a 4 inch hose with gobs of water pressure? Can't be done.
Not to mention the towing and storage fees because the cops are sure to have the car towed. Talk about not being a happy camper,
That one should be listed as karma or stupidity not revenge.
Correct, firefighters have full authority to access a hydrant in an emergency by any means if that means breaking a window, they're going to break a window. The owner of the vehicle is going to be ticketed and be responsible for repairing their vehicle.
Firefighters do not have to pay for the damage as it's illegal to park in front of a fire hydrant. The hose would not be able to be controlled nearly enough if they had to go over the car.
That would also be the minimum amount of damage. Two windows vs a roof and possibly both front and rear windows. Geoff Who is into details.
Agreed; since the car was there illegally, the damage is on the owner of the vehicle.
Best revenge story i've ever heard.....
A man told his wife he wanted a divorce and told her she had a week to pack her stuff and find another place. He had it planned for his girlfriend to move in.
The wife, with no complaints packed her stuff and happily left.
A couple of weeks later, every room in the house smelt. The smell got worse and worse.
The husband and his new girlfriend replaced all the carpet, curtains and even furniture hoping to get rid of it.
The smell eventually became unbearable and the house was put up for sale.
It turned out that the wife had left a parting gift.....every curtain rod was packed with fish and prawns.
That's just shitty, he didn't have any feelings anymore for her, she had no right to do that, you can't force love
@@ciuc_plm i agree everytime a MAN specifically, breaks up with a woman because he's lost feelings everyone's on the girls side
@@yommy1755 true
👍, now Read my new tex ^^
@@ciuc_plm They are married which means that house is half hers. He should move out if he wants the divorce. And legally you have to give people 30 days notice to move out. So I don’t feel bad for him because of those reasons 🤷🏻♀️
10 days left of school. 4 guys who treat me like shit when I thought they were my friends. 25 revenge tactics. This is about to be a fun ass two weeks
Change all the passwords to their accounts and change the emails and phone numbers they use for retrieval.
Ouch... Damn.. The stuff you two came up with. At least you know you'll never cheat on each other. Too afraid of what the other will think of for revenge...
I did that to my ex, he went NUTS, totally satisfying
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Hoow
@@marinadeanda809 And how is it going for u now? He is prolly doing much better, meanwhile look at u😂😂
My best revenge was having an a.v.tech set up footage of a bride cheating with basically the entire town,and play it right when they're supposed to say their vows.
P.s.groom knew,he asked me to do this.good friend
This is so beautiful! Hahaha
Can I watch it
My fave was a note I came across on a picture channel. Something to the effect of:
To the person who thought they ate three peanut butter ice cream bars;
Those were medicine for my constipated dog that need to be kept frozen. Hope you enjoyed the weekend of LAVA BUTT, loser. Don’t take it if it’s not yours.
Signed, Constipated Dog Owner.
Another one was a note to a neighbour stuck to their door asking them to stop praying so loudly late into the night. LMAO!
These r hilarioussss! But whats a picture channel?? Lol
It’s a UA-cam channel whose videos are just compilations of related pictures. Like different hilarious signs. I think the ones I watch most are the people of Walmart! LMAO!
I got the sweetest revenge on a former friend of 20 years,,,, I out lived him!!!!!!! (and pissed on his grave after telling him I was going to)
Revenge with me is every time I work somewhere there is always a thief. Since I take my own home made meals and desserts to work it’s even more personal when my lunch or dinner (on a 12hr shift) comes up missing. So I started baking chocolate chip cookies with ex lax in them. First couple days I make sure everyone sees me eating them so they don’t get suspicious. Then I make the laced ones and leave my locker or lunch bag unattended. Takes two or three days but I always find the thief. And when I find them gone I wait until half hour before I make a scene demanding to know who stole my laxatives out of my locker or bag. When the culprit inevitably gets the runs I fill out a log for bosses about stealing in the workplace and then everyone knows the culprits. Which they usually quit the next day.
On occasion, I give a wrongdoer headaches by going to a stores' magazine rack, and gathering up a bunch of the subscription cards from them. The magazine theme doesn't matter. I fill them out in the wrongdoers' name, and mark the "bill me later" option. Some of those publishing companies get quite testy with those who refuse to pay for subscriptions, and can be real headaches to deal with.
Kevin S haha I did this back in college to get petty revenge.
@ikungfuyou2 George is a true inspiration. I got that idea from one of his books.
Hahahaha
On a comment concerning firefighters and volunteer firefighters.
Firefighters, volunteer firefighters, are trained exactly the same. It is really difficult to find a full-time job as a firefighter. So a lot of your volunteer firefighters work as volunteers until they can find a job as a paid firefighter.
The same holds true for your emergency medical technicians.
Ensure just because they are a volunteer does not mean they they do not know what they're doing or unprofessional.
Volunteers and paid on call actually outnumber the full time departments in the US. The majority of the fire departments will either be paid on call or volunteer
Most small towns have volunteere firefighters and they’re trained the same way. You are correct
Thank you! I was wondering if someone was going to point this out. I went througha very vigorous EMT school just so I could volunteer as an EMT in my community. Why? Because this is all we have. Our community does not have any paid EMTs, paramedics, or firefighters.
I don’t think he was implying they were any less un-trained or anything like that.. he even took it back once he said it
My favorite revenge is living and doing better, then the person that wronged me.
Ah, SPAM lists....the 21st century equivalent of signing someone up for a bazillion magazine subscriptions! LOL
Hey, the old way works just as well, and is still quite fun. Even more fun is sending them envelopes that look like they have pictures in them, with the return address reading NAMBLA. Related to that, is sending a letter that looks like it was written by a child, to his workplace, which appears to be a desperate request to give up his 'new' victim child and come back to the writer. Just don't glue the envelope shut, so everyone that comes across it can read it. Painting someone as a child molester will always cause them problems.
Another one that works, order the Christmas Party from Dominoes, have sent to evil person. ($500.00 in pizza, nonrefundable. ) And make the order, "COD". Works like a charm, and the best part is it's anonymous if done correctly.
@@guardsmanom134 As someone who has worked at both pizza and hero shops, we always get confirmation and prepayment if we get an order that big. If they don't have a credit card, we made them come in to leave a deposit.
@@d.e.b.b5788 what's wrong pizza pus, can't take a joke?
@@guardsmanom134 Just saving people the time of trying it.
I think it's Teflon on frying pans.
THAT'S the word I was looking for lol
It is
Hi Mike, Tristan et al
I enjoy these lists but I don't like that you flash the picture for a second then hide it while you talk about it. Could you please keep the picture up for longer and perhaps put the presenters' faces up as 'picture in picture'.
Thanks
Excellent point. Take notice list 25
Agreed!!
I've learned to just hit pause until I'm done reading it.
Yes!
@@bobismom7, great idea!
After going thru so much over the past few years alone and losing so much b c of one specific group, I'm getting pretty tired of moral issues with revenge speeches. One guy in that group physically and emotionally tortured me and not only got a thrill from it, but essentially justice failed to keep him in prison where he belongs. So I want revenge and Karma isn't working fast enough, cause he's living well, while I have to rely on assisted housing.
Long story short, I've earned freedom and happiness more than he has yet, he hasn't been properly punished for what he put me thru and I don't wanna hear the cliched lectures b c I don't care in this case, none of u saw what this guy did to me so unless u can be respectful, don't bother responding, cause I Will ignore it!
I'm sorry for what happened to you. There are some really bad people out there. As painful as it can be, I take so e comfort I knowing that even if I can watch revenge stories, I will never stoop to the dark behaviours of the turly screwed up a'holes who mistreat others. I would still rather be me than anything like them!
I wish you all the best dude.
Once a friend and I got into a shop at the mall, but we did not realize we entered through the exit. A shop assistant came to tell us off and made us leave just because of that. We later found a "Do not pass - wet floor" sign, so we just relocated it right in front of the shop's entrance. The puzzled look on the security guy face was priceless
volunteer firefighters ARE professional
I think he meant that professionals get paid, not that volunteers are un professional.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummmm thanks for the inspiration?
Perfectly evil way to get revenge...
Endgame spoilers
If you Lice this comment and 5uß to me your mom will live forever :) and your crush will ask you out ;)
I’ll 5uß to everyone who 5ußs to me :)
@BlazePlayz YT well I haven't seen it yet so in my case gotta watch my back
good idea, but......Endgame spoilers......... as the person whom you are taking revenge on to others (specially his coworkers and near friends also enemies).
Iron Man.:.that nigga gone
That wouldn't be advisable. According to a story someone shared on facebook today apparently spoilers get you beat up nowadays. Somebody at some job beat his co-workers ass for ruining the ending to Avengers.
My moms boyfriend talked bs about me behind my back so I rubbed his toothbrush on the toilet seat
Always a great one!
Always a great one!
I love 19!!! I am 5'3 hubby is 6'4... When I annoy him he puts things on the top shelves...
#5 Where there's a will, there's a greedy relative!!!!
I have added someone’s email to spam websites. It was really satisfying. Best revenge for betraying our friendship,was telling the person I would do what they did and share their own secrets, but didn’t tell them I had no intention on following through. They had a huge temper tantrum on Facebook saying how I had shared their secrets. They told everyone what the secrets were. I had never shared them. I just sat somewhat amused at their attempt to back peddle when people saw through that person’s lies.
So one time I used my abusive ex's toothbrush to scrub the toilet and then put back in the toothbrush holder while he was at work, then I moved out. As far as I know he never found out. I have a very special skill set haha.
Best.
Did he physically abuse you or was he just a general a-hole?
Doing this to anyone could cause staphylococcus if he had open soar or bleeding gums. 😳
Did that one too. It's awesome
@@ametrineambrosia4929 Imagine being proud of that. ur ex is lucky he doesn't have to deal with someone like u anymore
@@AimeeAimee444 Can u not see already from what she did who is the real a-hole?
Think my favorite way I've seen was the guy who engineered a glitter/fart spray trap for package thief's.
Mark Rober
"Speaking from personal experience, -you have trouble opening jars?" That off the cuff remark made me smile!
The tattoo artist told his cheating girlfriend that he was making a scene from Narnia. She later sued him.
Thank you for the context, I was wondering.
@@ritamiller4536 why would ask the one you'd cheated on to permanently ink you anyway ?? you obviously didn't ..... oh well just why ???
@@cynthiakellogg2826 I was thinking maybe he found out she was cheating, and didn't tell her he knew about it yet.
i knew someone who did that but to save the pain applied a numbing gel and wrote a rude message and a penis. she sued for disfigurement and after many people had seen it, ruining her life. case was dropped when it turned out to be nonpermanent henna and no needle was used (hence the numbing ). she thought she had been too clever to be caught and he was clueless NOT.
Yeah the fire hose is not revenge.
Not a chance on the city paying for someone parked illegally.
Some asshole was talking shit at school. So I'm watching this to find a way to teach him a lesson without doing anything too bad.
I stuffed cotton balls in the tips of all my brother's shoes....he thought his feet grew
#20 is not revenge. If you park next to a fire hydrant, and they need to use it, they are authorized to knock out your windows. That's just procedure.
#18 would not work for anyone that knows the title of their project. It would work if the person doing it changed the name of the project though.
#12... the most satisfying thing I have ever seen is a parking enforcement officer writing a parking ticket for a highway patrol officer. That was a good day.
My grandpa was a firefighter and told me this happened once. Not only did they not have to pay for the windows but the hose leaked water into the car which they also didnt have to pay for and on top of that the guy got a ticket for park in front of a hydrant. Don't park on front of hydrants
#18 but thats the point, hes hidden the file inside those folders. there were 16 folders, each with 3 sub folders. Inside one of these sub folders was the project. The point of it was to waste their time in searching each folder for the file. Now if it were me, id make a bunch of files all with similar titles to the project and place them strategically inside the sub folders. That makes it even better because you gotta find the right needle in the haystack
@@PrincessAshley972 When I was a kid, my youngest uncle deleted my game saves on the shared family computer...so I renamed all of his favorite games, then sprinkled the icons through random folders. He had to search through every folder and subfolder and go by the image on the icons to find everything. He left me alone after that.
@@randomcthulu Haha ok, thats amazing
@@PrincessAshley972 Actually, a simple file type search in the parent folder will get your projects in seconds... Use file size as an additional filter if there are decoys.
My husband asks ME to open jars!
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The jars are broken
LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣
Ok
If my husband tightened all the jars, I'd refuse to cook. In other words, I win.
Microwave meals & ready to eat foods - besides, you'd probably be doing him a favour! LOL (Joke, of course)
How would you know he tightened the jars? All you know is that you simply can't open them.
Many years ago, I was part of the clerical pool of a large organization. Once a month, we'd have a pot luck for our lunch. One of the maintenance men would come by and help himself to the food, taking several plates piled high. Sometimes, he would come back and take more. Talking to him did no good, he felt he had the right because he handled the repairs to our unit. One day, one of our pool told us not to eat any of the chocolate cupcakes (the maintenance man loved chocolate cupcakes). Sure enough, when he came in, he took all of the cupcakes. Later, we found out she had used two boxes of chocolate laxative to make them. The maintenance man never helped himself to our food again.
I wrapped the toilet I’m plastic wrap once Bc my roommate wouldn’t let me sleep
Harry Harris I piss outside
If your target lives on an area that gets snow and they use a snowblower to clean their driveway, simply buy some slinkies , stretch them out slightly and toss them into the driveway during a good snowfall. Spacing them out about every 6 feet makes for some good entertainment. 😊
Mike Morenz This intrigues me
😺
Probably funny as hell when it happens, but they can easily, and badly injure themselves while removing it...
I guess it all depends what was done to you in the first place! ;-)
Anther brilliant list guys! Also, I have to say that the pairing of Mike and Tristan is sheer genius! Mike, with his laugh-out-loud traditional humor, blends perfectly with Tristan and his dry, almost sarcastic style of humor! Keep up the great work everybody!!!
Agree 100% Dereck!
Right?! Love these guys!! They make my day more enjoyable 😁👍🏻✌🏻💜
Dereck Carter
Point on !
Thank you :D @@autumnt.allgood8895
I so agree this is one of my favorite channels, great pair of guys. 😁
I love the mother selling the Ford Ranger! She has a backbone and is not afraid to use it to teach her kids a life saving lesson.
Revenge Best served cold
Mike, I'm a little worried about your vision man. When was your last eye exam? I'm serious, it's no joke. Oughtta get that taken care of as soon as you can.
My mom starched my dad's tidy whities one time after he pissed her off. Dad said they felt like razor wire nailed to a board.
It's not really revenge but more like instant carma, when I was in school I got bullied and one day he jokingly asked if I had a boyfriend, I said yes and he then replied "Is it Jimmy saville" little did he know a maths teacher that was in the corridor over heard everything and was standing right behind him as he said it, as a result he got excluded. (I am a kid who grew up with foster parents and this was also just after Jimmy saville died)
Ouch! Some kids are just little bar-stewards (apologies to real barmen/women, I'm trying to keep this clean for List 25's sake). So glad there was a teacher present ready to take action! I'm guessing the little toe rag wasn't up for his first 'offence' or full exclusion wouldn't be likely (a few days suspension more likely, after having the parents told of his crimes in front of him! God, if I'd been hauled up in front of the head with one of my parents there, I'd have been dead meat!)
@@y_fam_goeglyd it wasn't his first offence and after being excluded when he came back he was in isolation for I think 1 week, with the way he always behaved though, I don't think his parents were bothered much
At least your bully had jokes
@@amandastapleton4395 U really think he was the real bully? The fact u don't even realise what u did
Revenge prank, secretly place raw onions with slice thru its core in their vehicle, left out in sun.😈
When as a teen about 45 yrs ago, the 3 girls I was running around with turned against me & started bullying. I had done nothing to them. So, I chased them with my brother's water snake. We were never friends again. But they quit bullying me.
My favorite the meanest mom truck ad that's a good one
2 is how Hilary cleaned her emails lol
LMAO!!! OMG! SO .....................GET OVER IT!
@@jetshroomeye8126 Lock Her Up!!!!
@@jetshroomeye8126 shut it worm
@@clownshoesyo3059 what’s the matter clown? Feeling small and insignificant? You should be used to it by now.
@@jetshroomeye8126 is the little girlie man upset? Running for you safe space? Unlike fragile snowflakes, like yourself, other people don't dictate my moods. Sorry, not even a nice try. You best keep quiet until we tell you it's safe to come out. " "If you're not a fighter, don't fight. You'll just get your head knocked off"
Here’s the best revenge, the person has to have a vehicle. You put ketchup on the back of the door handle, wait 3 -5 days then do it again. Then wait 3-5 months and do it again. They will be mentally scared for life.
What does this even do
I'm confused...what??
An eye for an eye will make the world go blind.
Firefighters say BMW stands for "Break My Window!"
When somebody wrongs you be extra nice to them ... it confuses the out of them!
The Bible says to do that.
When im calm & nice , people start getting twitchy. They know that im plotting something.
All that’s doing is giving someone niceness that they don’t deserve. It makes you look weak and unhinged
@@aspenisthebest :: Sorry, but you have missed the point and, alas, this is not the place for a lengthy explanation.
Your only one who stinks about that.
I had a neighbor screw me out of some money once. I took fruit that had gone bad and let it fester and rot in a container in the summer heat for weeks. Then one night I went to her house and spread the mix all over her front porch. I had a shirt covering my nose and mouth cause the smell would easily make someone vomit.
I really love these more casual, double routine, improv videos. You guys make a great, funny team ^_^
Lol I lost it on #13 when they said he popped on the lawn" Did he like explode on the yard? oh no." 😆
OMG I NEEDED THIS I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH
No iguanas we're harmed in the making of this list. The coating is Teflon, which to be fair also coats some bullets. The body armor is Kevlar. From your long time fan.
I gotcha both beat on #12. I was rear ended by a cop because he was texting and driving!! 😨
I got even better than that my dad's car got rear ended by a cop in a grocery store parking lot. Cop said he couldn't see the taillights on my dad's car and that they were broken, which they weren't, and not only that, they were on. Cop admitted fault.
@@chrisduitsman2918 that sucks
Did the cop get in trouble?
valenius the kat did he tell you "your tail light was out"
Yeah i bet he rear ended you!! 🤣 I'd prob do you while texting too
Wrong bugle; that was chow, not reveille.
I thought so!! 😁
I remember the beat as "it's time to get up, it's time to start up, it's time to get up in the morning..." 🎶📯👩✈️
My sister once broke something very special to me so I deleted her Sims 2 data from our GameCube memory card. C: She never broke anything of mine again.
I flung my neighbors dog shit right on their chairs. Their dog seemed to love taking a shit in my yard so I felt this was proper.
I seen a guy trying to start fights outside a LGBT bar with people for their life choices. A bartender went out the back door and put gay pride bumper stickers on the back of his car, then went around front and told him he called the cops.
Nice lol
Simons I seen a sign dat seems ta send a song ta saps dat suck at sayin' stuff dat sum sorts a someones say super simply... Sorry, I seem ta struggle sortin' sum strange and seemingly silly soundin' synonyms 'n' such (sum say my sanity sailed south fer da summer). Sister Sara says sittin' somewhere singin' songs dat signs say is sinnin' if said sign is sayin' somethin' sorta similar ta scripture soundin' so strongly dat smilin' satan sours 'n' seems sad.. so is said, or somethin'. So da scrap you seen starrin' a sap startin' stuff, 'n' slanderin' sum simple so & so's, solely searchin' fer a sense a solace wit sum similar serene seekin' souls... seems starkright stellar ta stick stickers dat you seen slapped on sappy's sedan.. Simply sum super soundin' stuff, sir. Sorry fer da size-a speech I sent and set on site here. Still... sorta sounds stupid, sayin' seen, similar ta sum stark streaker slidin' 'n' slippin' in snowy Siberia in September. Seeya!
That guy was stupid and an idiot that probably stopped his chirping
The Tattoo one should've been Top 10. She gonna have a long, painful, expensive road to get that removed.
It didn't seem that dark. She could find someone to cover it up.
I saw where the tattoo artist was fine 100 thousand dollars for what he did. I'm not sure it was worth it.
There's an urban legend in prison about a guy that wanted a Virgin Mary back piece, but got a huge veiny erection tattooed instead. The motives for revenge vary from unit to unit.
...and then there's the incident with the peanut butter jar, and the medical request that followed, but that story is too disturbing for this channel's comments.
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The Cherry one is f****** hilarious
I love the banter between these two!
Honestly revenge is underrated
if you want to take the wrapping paper stunt a step farther, remove the Disks from the game boxes and place them in other CD boxes.
Mad idea I’m gonna remember that one!
Sometimes we all put our feet in our mouths " God bless you
"A closed mouth gathers no foot"....
@@kennymacdaddy sometimes your the pigeon. Sometimes your the statue lol GOD BLESS YOU MR MAC
At college a lecturer used to say of a classmate: "he only opens his mouth to change feet."
Ummm r/revenge reddit have the best and most thought out schemes ever.
2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 rights make left.
Teflon.... also I once totally destroyed my ex’s lap top after he drunkenly threw me out of my own house again for no reason & destroyed my one of a kind coffee table.. it was extremely satisfying
You let him throw you out of your own house TWICE? I feel like just one of those is an instant relationship ender.
I put a big scratch across the hood of his precious vette for the same thing.
Volunteer VS paid firefighters.
Volunteers work regular jobs and do real firefighters jobs for free. Well, some get paid a little per call they respond to, but, still all the same training as "professional" firefighters.
i already tried being the bigger person and it got me nowhere. those bastards are going down
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Fuck it! I believe the same thing. Being a bigger person is bullshit! Now come and face the reality of everything that being good doesn’t end up good most of the time. I’m plotting a bloody revenge on those pathetic bullies that did wrong to me in Elementary. My veins are boiling because of them.
The military bugle. It's called reveille
My wife smashed my PlayStation on September 11th 2001 we argued until we saw the news reports. Then she was worried I’d be drafted
I love the small print on the letter:
Sincerely, the poor student with no money, but a working printer
Wish to get the best revenge on an ex-lover? Go on with your life. Don't cry over them or call them. Just move on. Meet someone better and post pics together of the two of you being happy doing things. Don't post anything alluding to them. They will be pissed that you are happy while they are miserable.
And when they call, take a hot second to remember who they are.
Ring ring.
Hello?
Hey, it's W.
- - - W...? - - - Oh, W! How you been doing?
It works even when they know you still have their number saved on your phone. Throws them off a little.
(I am in good terms with my exes. But there was this one narcissist one though who wouldn't stop calling... Ooo how this stung him!)
You need a part 2 series.
I haven't been pissed off enough to really do any revenge, however if I were and you got on my bad side (eventually). I know how to Factory Reset your computer, smartphone, and video game console. It's not destroy the physical copy of it, but unless you have everything backed up you're royally screwed.
SMART AND DEVIOUS
How did u do that? Mind sharing
My mother spiked the coffeemaker with pure maple extract after one of the guys dumped Old Spice on her and the other guys laughed at her. This was the '70's.
Some people do things that are so horrible though, one has to wonder, if maybe letting the person get away with it is actually the unjust thing, really. Don't do anything that will get one's self put in jail, but, if a way can be found to turn the tables, more power to you.
How do u even turn the tables
Do you know that, when you fly on a commercial airline, if you are so big that you take up 2 seats, you have to pay 2 fares instead of 1? IT'S TRUE!!!
I don't know why but I found (#13) your description of the kid all of a sudden popping (not pooping) on the yard funny....... 😂😂😂 I'm probably having a sick sense of humor day...😊😎😎. I also agree that there are other ways to get revenge besides damaging someone's property. Great list guys!
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Playstition, submitted in water, sherries lol
Y'all lunchin today 😂😂😂😂
Finish reading the sign on 25 and u can see it was her husband and homewrecker. Just saying, I still love u guys.
I am happy to see you guyS having fun. People are so serious.
Keep the videos coming You seriously crack me up.
My daughter was killed last year and I have no closure so not much makes me laugh anymore and very few entertain at all, you guys are great.
Why can’t others just laugh, enjoy and stop putting others down.
I'm sad to hear that
You guys look unsatisfied working together!😂🤣
Success is the BEST revenge
The spam one I will have to figure out how to do. The wake up call service? I think even I can arrange that one. A best friend doesnt betray his best friend.
My dad was a volunteer fireman and he was never anything but professional.
Cydonia2020 joke went over your head
No, I got it just fine. You didn’t get my joke.
Cydonia2020 cause I chose not to
That’s your problem, not mine.
Cydonia2020 your problem is that you’re still breathing