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  • @eustacequinlank7418
    @eustacequinlank7418 9 років тому +106

    If they could obtain a Star Wars licence, a Han Solo being unfrozen from 'Carbonite' Fizzer would be worth a minute of hollow fun. Though we all know collectors would never dare breach the packaging and try to sell it on Ebay several years down the line.

  • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
    @THEFRISKIESTDINGO 11 років тому +143

    When he dropped that brick of cocaine into the sink I cried.

  • @leviadragon99
    @leviadragon99 10 років тому +43

    Yeah that's a special kind of fail when your figure is improved by a good blowtorching, just call it battle-damage and you're golden.

  • @keithjrisk
    @keithjrisk 10 років тому +51

    1:00 I have seen that movie and it is a Mel Brooks classic, Young Frankenstein.

  • @ThePookgirl
    @ThePookgirl 10 років тому +49

    "Extrapolate"
    Close enough.

  • @swedneck
    @swedneck 9 років тому +68

    I legitimately fucking moved into the fetal position from laughter when it cut to the character.

    • @deusdotexe7683
      @deusdotexe7683 9 років тому +3

      I read fetal as fatal.

    • @CynUnion-ji9uj
      @CynUnion-ji9uj 9 років тому +6

      Magnús Pétursson *demon voice* ARE YOU READY TO ENTER YOUR FATAL POSITION?!

    • @deusdotexe7683
      @deusdotexe7683 9 років тому

      C.Y.N.I.C.Union I AM

    • @CynUnion-ji9uj
      @CynUnion-ji9uj 9 років тому

      Magnús Pétursson TO BAD

    • @dekunt6549
      @dekunt6549 5 років тому +1

      No you didn’t Tim

  • @zortak6
    @zortak6 10 років тому +61

    I don't watch dr. Who.. but when I saw that figure.. I couldn't stop laughing

    • @GameAlicornLuna
      @GameAlicornLuna 6 років тому +4

      You should see what the sontarians actually look like.

    • @DVDandFilmBloke
      @DVDandFilmBloke 4 роки тому +1

      @@GameAlicornLuna Especially the ones from the classic era

    • @reichtangle7734
      @reichtangle7734 4 роки тому +1

      The bubble wrap monster is the worst.

  • @blind_mel0n
    @blind_mel0n 9 років тому +79

    Why is the Sontaran so tall???

    • @vzwGrey
      @vzwGrey 9 років тому +23

      Probably some sort of sexy anime version

    • @blind_mel0n
      @blind_mel0n 9 років тому +21

      STAAL-SENPAI!!!!

    • @paulfernandes8934
      @paulfernandes8934 9 років тому +7

      Maybe it's one from the classic series. Or just really crappily designed.

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 років тому +1

      vzwGrey its not sexy or anime

    • @Emperor_mtn_Dew
      @Emperor_mtn_Dew 5 років тому +1

      It's a beat

  • @DemonicAkumi
    @DemonicAkumi 9 років тому +19

    3:15 That's Jerkhief!
    sonichu.com/w/images/a/a6/JerkhiefProfile.jpg
    Can't bloody tell me that's not fucking Jerkhief.

    • @RevorDragon
      @RevorDragon 8 років тому +3

      +Demonic Akumi Space Jerkheif, from the canceled Sonichu in space series

    • @frogfan5777
      @frogfan5777 7 років тому

      It is. The picture is just 2-d. CLOSE ENOUGH.

  • @valakemedia
    @valakemedia 10 років тому +22

    The dalek: EXTERMINATE ME!! PLEASE!!

  • @GlennWebbVideos
    @GlennWebbVideos 11 років тому +18

    Young Frankenstein! Unexpected but hilarious reference

  • @NightfallGemini
    @NightfallGemini 10 років тому +29

    Bake that potato.

  • @karmakastiitarrikaari3499
    @karmakastiitarrikaari3499 10 років тому +8

    That Sontaran is FABULOUS

  • @GardenSpider
    @GardenSpider 11 років тому +5

    Oh man, that's a more terrifying Sontaran than the ones in the series. If that invaded Earth I'd be hiding behind multiple sofas.

  • @chazadude66
    @chazadude66 11 років тому +6

    "A slightly bent dalek" oh my god i cried

  • @Razer_-fe9mo
    @Razer_-fe9mo Рік тому +2

    "Do not put egg in mouth. There is no egg." Why did i find that so funny?

  • @cat21860
    @cat21860 8 років тому +5

    "puttin on the ritz" classic

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 4 роки тому +1

    It is extremely comforting that the largest change in this channel in the past 8 years has been the camera quality improving.

  • @sphinx3r
    @sphinx3r 11 років тому +5

    "Do not place egg in mouth" is probably the best warning on any product ever.

  • @paulturner4503
    @paulturner4503 9 років тому +12

    These figures make me feel embarrassed to be a Whovian.

    • @thepuppethead1188
      @thepuppethead1188 8 років тому +2

      +Hühnerbrühe - Just Cause 3 Shenanigans It's embarrassing that you use the term "whovian"

  • @jackwilliamtaylor5656
    @jackwilliamtaylor5656 9 років тому +6

    there's something extremely cathartic to watching Ashens set fire to shit plastic toys...

  • @1111-e4p
    @1111-e4p 6 років тому +2

    The warped matt smith figure would actually work great as one of The Boneless from the episode “Flatline”

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 7 років тому +10

    1:37 - THE EGG IS A LIE.

  • @edman3895
    @edman3895 8 років тому +1

    It's citric acid and sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) it says "do not inhale" because it makes CO2 which can suffocate you. CO2 also causes you to want exhale when you hold your breath therefore you might cough and or wheese if you inhale too much.

  • @katiecanfer2428
    @katiecanfer2428 10 років тому +6

    Oh my god you can't just blow torch Doctor Who merchandise like that, Ashens!!! D:

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 7 років тому +5

      Katie Canfer I don't seem to remember the episode when an old man's left testicle in a spacesuit does a blindfolded makeup tutorial

  • @MathewHaswell
    @MathewHaswell 11 років тому +1

    HGL are also a known producer of those rubber aliens.
    The ones which look like Greys and come in a goo-filled egg/pod.
    One of their alien toys, Alien Cosmolights, was advertised on TV for a while.

  • @jessicagrothe5080
    @jessicagrothe5080 9 років тому +5

    I thought you said do not place egg in meth XD

  • @1rl1yl
    @1rl1yl 10 років тому +1

    That 'I can see perfectly' makes me cry with laughter every time. Good job, ashens.

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 11 років тому +4

    *CLICK*
    You know what that means

  • @zombiethezerker
    @zombiethezerker 8 років тому +1

    "Living on the ritzzz" love that fucking movie

  • @rucu8311
    @rucu8311 9 років тому +3

    well thats one way to defeat a sontaran I suppose :)

  • @italjahcorntrashroller
    @italjahcorntrashroller Рік тому +2

    That was the worst, best impression.

  • @brandonboyland408
    @brandonboyland408 10 років тому +15

    i got one of these and I got the tardis

    • @brookesef
      @brookesef 10 років тому +9

      TARDIS-CEPTION.

    • @brandonboyland408
      @brandonboyland408 10 років тому +14

      but wouldn't that cause a time paradox

    • @drakesterX
      @drakesterX 9 років тому +1

      Brandon Boyland 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!

    • @brandonboyland408
      @brandonboyland408 9 років тому +1

      wrong show doc

    • @jokerswang
      @jokerswang 9 років тому +1

      Brandon Boyland There was a doctor who short where the Tardis materialized within itself

  • @jonathanmadison12
    @jonathanmadison12 11 років тому

    Thank you, glad to see the amount of support I'm getting for this.

  • @LebSista
    @LebSista 9 років тому +9

    Wow how can the franchise of DR Who be okay with this rubbish, all that wrapping, plastic and pointless giant block of aspirin for some cheap figurines.. FOR SHAME!

    • @LebSista
      @LebSista 9 років тому

      Valid point there.

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 7 років тому +1

      LebSista I'll give you a clue it rhymes with honey

  • @ckyborg
    @ckyborg 11 років тому

    i used to love these as a kid

  • @NekoiNemo
    @NekoiNemo 3 роки тому +2

    Oh, god, the Erectile Disfunction Dalek.

  • @MoonMoverGaming
    @MoonMoverGaming 11 років тому

    I like how right now the places where he puts these toys line up perfectly with Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell, respectively.

  • @SomeBlokeOrWhatever
    @SomeBlokeOrWhatever 11 років тому

    The best bit, is that no matter if he flames the mare or puts it in the shelf, there *will* be some glorious flamewarring in the end.

  • @Jacefax
    @Jacefax 11 років тому +1

    Lost it when he bent the eye on the Dalek xD

  • @KenBuddY1985
    @KenBuddY1985 11 років тому +1

    You can always tell that the figure will not have a happy ending when it's standing on that wooden board.

  • @Aster321
    @Aster321 11 років тому +1

    This is actually one of the internationally acknoledged items you should never leave your bed without.

  • @Katya_the_Pyrate
    @Katya_the_Pyrate 10 років тому +1

    Okay, with the addition of the Young Frankenstein reference, I went from laughing my ass off, to gleeful joy! Thank you for making my afternoon!!

  • @TheThreadWeaver
    @TheThreadWeaver 11 років тому +2

    3:17
    Uh Oh. It's being presented on the board. That can't be good.

  • @Lordborg2184
    @Lordborg2184 7 років тому +1

    Oh lummy the Young Frankenstein reference.... tre magnifique!

  • @sammoguy
    @sammoguy 11 років тому

    thats got to be one of the best ashens quotes "actually that looks better"

  • @notpublic7878
    @notpublic7878 11 років тому +1

    -pounces and punches repeatedly in face and uses troll physics to send you into the sun and then flies into the sun and punches you some more then brings you down to the earth and smashes into solid rock making a huge crater then throws you in a chair and forces you to listen to Justin Bieber and One Direction for life-

  • @astropgn
    @astropgn 11 років тому

    I don't know the composition of this fizz block, but the gas emited are, with almost certain, carbon dioxide or oxigen (i bet it's CO2). So there's no problem to inhale it (just not too much at the same time, you need oxigen as well) because it isn't toxic

  • @Bombzyz
    @Bombzyz 8 років тому

    The "No, thats not filling me with fear." part made me crack up.

  • @MrDuneedon
    @MrDuneedon 11 років тому

    New Ashens? My day has just improved ten...nay, a hundred...fold.

  • @MRRyuss
    @MRRyuss 11 років тому

    I dont think i have ever laughed so hard and at so many different things on 4mins 3 seconds!

  • @KelseyToTheRescue
    @KelseyToTheRescue 11 років тому

    My friend who is in love with the show got me into it xD I watch the 2005 newer seasons on Netflix, gotta watch season 7 now

  • @Brycepop
    @Brycepop 11 років тому

    "I am cleaning up my conduct on UA-cam and trying to be a better person." Doing a great job so far.

  • @GoblinXXX
    @GoblinXXX 11 років тому

    Some lead miniature company in the 90s (I think Grenadier?) made a series of DR WHO figures, and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if that was where the mold for that dalek came from. It looks about the same 25mm scale.

  • @damienwade4051
    @damienwade4051 11 років тому

    The fire proved to be a disadvantage as it allowed Ashens to laugh hysterically as the psychotic potato died.

  • @GoblinXXX
    @GoblinXXX 11 років тому

    The difference in the new eyestalk ls is that they're LIT. There's a real good side view of this figure at 1:54, showing a NON-HUMPED back and the same shaped skirt they've had since at least the introduction of Davros in GENESIS OF THE DALEKS.

  • @littleshiiiitstan8396
    @littleshiiiitstan8396 6 років тому +1

    I love that movie

  • @PatrickGilland
    @PatrickGilland 11 років тому

    These things remind me of a Halloween decoration of a hand-shaped candle that melts into a skeletal hand.

  • @Pytak0703
    @Pytak0703 11 років тому

    I laughed my ass off at the *plunk* at 2:42. I guess that's a new level of being easily amused.

  • @WillOfSCIENCE
    @WillOfSCIENCE 11 років тому

    The melted Sontaran can strike fear into anyone's hearts. With the fumes of burning cheap plastic, and the floppiness of soft, cheap plastic, he will prevail.

  • @GingerbreadGrlz
    @GingerbreadGrlz 8 років тому

    I adore the reference. xD That movie is perfection.

  • @Reecer77
    @Reecer77 11 років тому

    The music playing there was exactly what I was thinking!

  • @kamatemateLIVE
    @kamatemateLIVE 11 років тому +1

    "I can see perfectly" had me in tears of laughter

  • @TheCartoonLoon
    @TheCartoonLoon 11 років тому

    Well the rim around the centre of the Dalek is different, the grill on the head of the Daleks are different, the eyes stalks, and the hunch back skirt that the Paradigm Daleks have. They are small differences but would require a different mold.

  • @CoolMegaGames
    @CoolMegaGames 11 років тому

    Ashens is the most funny person I know on UA-cam, *sighs with pleasure*

  • @violinmadness
    @violinmadness 11 років тому

    I haven't seen that film, was freaked out by his reference and would to appeal for enlightenment from anyone XD

  • @rockguy2154
    @rockguy2154 8 років тому +1

    The third collectible on the back is obviously Matt Smith doing a jig.

  • @TheSixthDoctor
    @TheSixthDoctor 11 років тому +1

    "Puttting onna reeeeeetz"... Oh yes, I remember Young Frankenstein too.

  • @PumatSol
    @PumatSol 11 років тому

    The blowtorch thing took me completely by surprise, made me actually lol

  • @mandygreen6718
    @mandygreen6718 5 років тому

    I loved that Mel Brooks a sort of parody of Frankenstein, made in the 80’s but shot in black in white to make it look like a old movie from the late 40’s early 50’s. All his movies are great my favorite ones are Robin Hood men in tights, and Spaceballs! The only one borderline questionable is the Blazin Saddles. I won’t explain why someone might not of heard of it much less seen it. They don’t even show it on tv anymore and there is a very good reason why! Let y’all find out why don’t want to spoil it for someone that hasn’t seen it! I’m surprised they haven’t band it all together to be on DVD, Netflix is where I have seen it two yrs ago. I have already seen it many times and shocked it was on Netflix!!!

  • @ZogDaMegnivizint
    @ZogDaMegnivizint 11 років тому

    At the end when he said "Actually it looks better..." I thought for a second we were going to see the charred remains of the figure on the shelf of interesting items.

  • @knallkul
    @knallkul 7 років тому

    Remember a picture of a weeping angel becomes an weeping angel

  • @toziskl
    @toziskl 9 років тому +1

    1:00 then 1:04, proof that Ashens is magic and can change his camera settings by referencing obscure tv shows

  • @fimmywa
    @fimmywa 11 років тому

    Peter Boyle / Gene Wilder / Marty Feldman in Young Frankstein. I love that movie so much.

  • @MrAnarchronism
    @MrAnarchronism 11 років тому

    Liked just for the Young Frankenstein reference! Loved for the sarcasm!

  • @Tagzer
    @Tagzer 11 років тому

    Your Icon thing fits perfectly

  • @davvvideos
    @davvvideos 11 років тому

    An excellent paint job.

  • @danib577
    @danib577 11 років тому

    Being a brony, ashens making some MLP:FIM (specifically fim) stuff would be brilliant! seeing so many pinkie pies, rainbow dashes, fluttershy's and others burn while ashens complains about everything in this world would be hilarious!

  • @FidelCashflow_YT
    @FidelCashflow_YT 7 років тому

    Wow, that paint job. I agree with the burning. Cleanse the sin with fire...

  • @spamanator666
    @spamanator666 11 років тому

    Depending on how hot or cold the water is and what appendage I stick in the sink I think I very well may reveal quite a bit of character.

  • @thebig_steel
    @thebig_steel 11 років тому

    Never thought I'd get a young frankenstein reference on one of his videos.

  • @SirArtikbot
    @SirArtikbot 11 років тому

    Marvelous!! This just made my night a whole lot more funny!

  • @FatherOfGray
    @FatherOfGray 11 років тому

    It actually DID look better at the end.

  • @ThomasTulak
    @ThomasTulak 11 років тому

    haha the blow torching was EPIC!

  • @stevey-cleam
    @stevey-cleam 11 років тому

    0:54 Young Frankenstein, one of the best movies I've seen.

  • @zarrg5611
    @zarrg5611 3 роки тому +1

    Maybe the Doctor figure is from that two-parter where they clone people out of fleshy goo.

  • @Ripperley
    @Ripperley 11 років тому

    That figure burned nicely.
    The fire spread in a real pretty way.

  • @Father.Osiris
    @Father.Osiris 11 років тому

    I love these mystery bags. They seem to be the only things that get torched. I find it pleasing when you burn shitty toys.

  • @turingsghost
    @turingsghost 11 років тому

    So far, there is the Shelf of interesting things, the Drawer of Purgatory, and the Blowtorch of banishment. May i suggest 2 more? Introducing: the Hammer of exile (medium-low) and the Chest of not-half-badness (medium-high).

  • @freakofmadness1
    @freakofmadness1 11 років тому

    After it's burnt it actually looked like it could be a Doctor Who villain.

  • @GeorgesEpicLego
    @GeorgesEpicLego 11 років тому

    One day, Ashen's house house is gonna go up in flames, and he's going to look like a total mentalist explaining why it did to the fire brigade.

  • @rpmmelby
    @rpmmelby 11 років тому

    ashens saves me from bored once again

  • @chrisjou42
    @chrisjou42 11 років тому

    Thank you for that Young Frankenstein reference.

  • @JohnShaw511
    @JohnShaw511 11 років тому

    I love The Doctor.
    Dr. Ashen, that is.

  • @LegoTrollFace24
    @LegoTrollFace24 11 років тому

    at one stage i thought he actually wasnt going to torch it then i heard the click and knew all hope was lost...

  • @GenericCoyote
    @GenericCoyote 11 років тому

    I start laughing before you burn stuff because i can hear the clicking of the blow torch

  • @matajuegosoriginal
    @matajuegosoriginal 11 років тому

    "Air balls" - Same to you hahaha

  • @Eyeclops_
    @Eyeclops_ 11 років тому +1

    Ashens has this amazing ability to make something pathetic appear even more pathetic than it already is.

  • @Animeloversonicfan
    @Animeloversonicfan 6 років тому

    I love the 11th Doctor.
    Bowties are cool.

  • @DVDandFilmBloke
    @DVDandFilmBloke 8 років тому +1

    3:12 that is what Jon Pertwee should have seen at the end of The Time Warrior part 1