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  • @derekmann8239
    @derekmann8239 4 роки тому +1849

    The scene with Grandpa whistling as he walks in, sees Bart, and walks back out is incredible. One of the finest dialogue-less jokes in the show, and a GIF with endless uses.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 роки тому +60

      "Is your name Bart?"
      Lol, didn't recognize his own grandson for a second

    • @YulsBolts
      @YulsBolts 4 роки тому +56

      @@alvexok5523 that question can mean a lot actually, from not recognizing Bart to Abe dont believing his own eyes xD

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 роки тому +37

      @@YulsBolts it's probably the latter. Grampa may be senile but he's not so senile that he can't recognize his own grandson.

    • @YulsBolts
      @YulsBolts 4 роки тому +9

      @@alvexok5523 I know, but still that single question gives an array of reasons and outcomes xD

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 роки тому +11

      @@YulsBolts that's true, it can. Grampa just asked it because he didn't believe his eyes for a moment that he would see Bart there.

  • @Robert-hz9bj
    @Robert-hz9bj 5 років тому +2374

    Regardless of how inappropriate it was for a 10 year old to work there, the friendship that grew between Belle and Bart was very sweet. By the end, it was almost like a kindly aunt and a favorite nephew type of thing :)

    • @Sassy_Witch
      @Sassy_Witch 5 років тому +78

      yeah same. I wish we had seen more

    • @Mathee
      @Mathee 5 років тому +124

      @@Sassy_Witch Yeah, it could've been a nice addition to see Bart still working in the burlesque house once in a while

    • @NeidalRuekk
      @NeidalRuekk 5 років тому +277

      To be fair, Belle DID keep Bart away from the more risque elements of the place, instead placing him on the door and tending to the more mundane elements by and large.

    • @itsrightbehindyou
      @itsrightbehindyou 5 років тому +99

      Bart might have been 10, but Belle knew he was more "awake" and well-rounded than most teenagers.

    • @nathan-iz2bq
      @nathan-iz2bq 5 років тому +13

      Ok you people are wayyy I to this

  • @nelsonsamuelsanchez
    @nelsonsamuelsanchez 6 років тому +2487

    President Eisenhower celebrating his 40th wedding anniversary. Not pictured: Mrs. Eisenhower.
    Gold.

    • @vjm3
      @vjm3 5 років тому +15

      I don't get it. My history is rusty.

    • @Pliam961
      @Pliam961 5 років тому +90

      @@vjm3 You don't need an education in history to understand this one. Something tells me the elevator doesn't go all the way up.

    • @vjm3
      @vjm3 5 років тому +119

      @@Pliam961 All that typing and not an ounce of explanation was delivered. You failed on two fronts, buddy.

    • @Pliam961
      @Pliam961 5 років тому +39

      @@vjm3 the point is I shouldn't have to. Utilize your brain.

    • @vjm3
      @vjm3 5 років тому +64

      @@Pliam961 "Be the change you wish to see." - Abraham Lincoln

  • @outtagoodnamesdangit
    @outtagoodnamesdangit 3 роки тому +559

    "Awww, is this gonna be about Jesus?"
    "All things are about Jesus, Homer... except this."
    Damn that's snappy writing.

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 Рік тому +1

      Pretty well-craft.

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 Рік тому +9

      The amount of jokes they were able to slip in back in the day was amazing pure talent now it has to be a meme or gif or some crap

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 роки тому +465

    Got to Admit Bart having a job like is surprising suited to his skills. He has a natural talent at being liked by people, and he is able to adapt on the fly.

    • @QuickManEXE
      @QuickManEXE Рік тому +40

      And he surprisingly took his job and position very seriously, and seemed to have much more respect for Belle then he did his parents.

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 Рік тому +8

      He did end buying a factory down town lol he is a real go getter 😂

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger Рік тому +4

      Honestly Bart has the potential to be good at many jobs. He definitely seems to flourish when he has lots of responsibility but also has to find creative solutions.
      I mean he actually did super well at running his own casino.

    • @Nightshadow643
      @Nightshadow643 Рік тому +1

      Principal Skinner's real name is Armin Tamzarian.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Рік тому +4

      @@the_bottomfragger Matt Groening once said he believes Bart will end up like Homer, but I disagree. The show is funnier when he has the freedom to express his artistic, creative sensibilities (which he seems to have inherited from Marge). He seems unlikely to settle for a steady, menial job. For better or for worse.

  • @niriop
    @niriop 6 років тому +2973

    Just look at this clip: joke *after* joke *after* joke.
    Quality writing, scripting, direction, all round masterclass.

    • @MrCWL
      @MrCWL 6 років тому +54

      niriop I know! I can hardly breathe, there's no room to finish laughing! This episode must have been some solid gold of their seasons

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption 6 років тому +91

      That's basically what every Simpsons episode from the classic seasons is like.

    • @alucardsantradideus267
      @alucardsantradideus267 5 років тому +28

      And they fucked it all up, for money... greedy bastards...

    • @thundercat2000ca
      @thundercat2000ca 5 років тому +35

      Not really. Hardly any of the old writers are still on staff and any show that's gone on as long as the Simpsons(outside of a soup opera) is going to run dry at some point.... only in this case they still keep getting renewed.

    • @MessierEighty8
      @MessierEighty8 5 років тому +25

      The difference you're seeing is that old Simpsons was delivered more like a sketch show; the scenes were rapid, witty, short, and that allowed the jokes to keep coming.
      The new Simpsons' jokes are long and drawn out, and rely too much on throwing in in-your-face-obvious visual gags to compensate or distract from the long dialogue, which takes forever to get to the punchline.

  • @TheIntuitive2011
    @TheIntuitive2011 7 років тому +1753

    Do you know where your children are? I told you last night NO!

    • @crazyforcoffee5950
      @crazyforcoffee5950 6 років тому +83

      TheIntuitive2011 where is Bart anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 років тому +36

      So many quotables in these three minutes! That there were a man like 90s Homer on tv today!

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 6 років тому +25

      And this is from the era where Homer was a decent father!

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 5 років тому +5

      Why are you making it sound like it was said by the same person? Separate your quotes.

    • @itsaguinness
      @itsaguinness 5 років тому +1

      The current version is talking to Siri

  • @Kid_Charlemagne76
    @Kid_Charlemagne76 Рік тому +55

    "Now Marge, you're gonna hear a lot of crazy stories about Bart working in a burlesque house" 😂😂

  • @iJorded
    @iJorded 7 років тому +1988

    "where is Bart anyway? his foods getting all cold and eaten" 😂😂😂

    • @keithelliott2328
      @keithelliott2328 6 років тому +5

      JORDY 😂😂

    • @davesnyder7488
      @davesnyder7488 5 років тому +19

      I use that one almost every time I cook for anyone

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 4 роки тому +4

      Still true in my house.

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 4 роки тому +1

      such funny little jokes! 😂

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, hahaha 😂😂

  • @garyhall2770
    @garyhall2770 5 років тому +333

    The woman dancing when Homer gets "distracted" is the same one he danced with at his supervisors bachelor party.

    • @MiketheCabbie
      @MiketheCabbie 4 роки тому +53

      Yep. Shawna Tifton, aka "Princess Cashmere"

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 роки тому +38

      @@MiketheCabbie yep. And Apu also sleeps with her while Homer is running the Kwiki-mart graveyard shift in "Lisa's pony", Apu is shown in bed with her and he gets distracted and goes "Oohh!! I'm sorry Princess Cashmere, but while I'm here trying to pleasure you, my store is going up in flames!"

    • @thelawofitself
      @thelawofitself 3 роки тому +7

      @@MiketheCabbie Wow, I didn't know that 🙏

    • @Drakin292
      @Drakin292 3 роки тому +1

      Well if anything the Simpsons are good for the environment given how much they recycle. Recycled animations, recycled jokes, recycled plots...

    • @milliondollarmistake
      @milliondollarmistake 3 роки тому +9

      It's interesting how tonally different these two episodes are. That season 1 episode is very conservative and takes the side of the angry mob while this one says that sex is cool sometimes.

  • @simonhollad5511
    @simonhollad5511 4 роки тому +448

    "Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes"
    -Skinner's head appears from nowhere
    "...thats true, but I was only in there to get a directions on how to get away from there 🤣"

  • @shanemcinally7092
    @shanemcinally7092 5 років тому +323

    "Helen as a responsible parent I was already well aware of that." OMG, so many golden bits in this single clip.

  • @AdhamOhm
    @AdhamOhm 5 років тому +1772

    "Does your father know you work here?!"
    "It was his idea."
    "In that case I'll have a whisky sour."

    • @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-
      @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- 4 роки тому +51

      One of my favorite Grandpa Simpson moments :D

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 роки тому +18

      Do they usually order their drinks with the front door host at a burlesque house?

    • @stonem0013
      @stonem0013 4 роки тому +46

      @@alvexok5523 no but they would take care of it for a valued repeat customer. That's the joke.

    • @GrandpaPapi
      @GrandpaPapi 3 роки тому +4

      900 likes cuz you copied the words... undeserved

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 3 роки тому +9

      @@GrandpaPapi Whatever. It's not like I'm getting anything out of it.

  • @theslayeroforyx3546
    @theslayeroforyx3546 7 років тому +1711

    now marge your gonna hear a lot of crazy stories about Bart working in a burlesque house

  • @arouska
    @arouska 5 років тому +418

    I never noticed the joke "I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zett." He was. I have seen this episode hundreds of times and I have never noticed that.

    • @pygarg1879
      @pygarg1879 5 років тому +6

      haha me too

    • @jabberw0k812
      @jabberw0k812 5 років тому +12

      Wow, I thought the name sounded familiar, but didn't make the connection until reading this comment.

    • @typazon
      @typazon 4 роки тому +7

      One of my favorite easy to miss jokes of all time.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 роки тому +13

      @@typazonyeah, lol, it is. Also, you notice at 2:06 the old guy sitting in the burlesque house audience is the old man that Mr Burns forced to retire and then had his goons throw him out the door in the episode where the Simpsons went to his retirement party, and Smithers sang a song about Mr Burns there?

    • @emptyhand777
      @emptyhand777 4 роки тому +2

      @@alvexok5523 - And David Crosby is sitting next to him.

  • @robertfawcett332
    @robertfawcett332 3 роки тому +136

    ‘It’s 11 o’clock. Do you know where your children are!?
    ‘I told you last night NO’!
    Gets me every time.

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 Рік тому +2

      Just wondering do they still have that in America I'm in Australia and don't exactly remember hearing any PSA like that here then again they might have canned it after covid what's the point asking where anyone is during government enforced lockdowns!

    • @kadeshaderow
      @kadeshaderow Рік тому +3

      @@davemustaki134 It disappeared after the late 80's/early 90's

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 Рік тому +3

      @@kadeshaderow oh ok so that's when people stopped caring lol

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie 5 років тому +204

    Nancy Cartwright’s delivery of “Hello, Principal Skinner!” makes it a strong contender for the funniest line in this segment.

    • @Nightshadow643
      @Nightshadow643 Рік тому

      Nancy Cartwright's delivery of hello Armin Tamzarian.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 4 роки тому +90

    TV: "It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?"
    Homer: "I told you last night 'NO'!"

  • @RooSandwich
    @RooSandwich 7 років тому +852

    Lol smooth cover, Skinner.

    • @crazyforcoffee5950
      @crazyforcoffee5950 6 років тому +77

      PalladiumCupcakes “this is the national air and space museum isn’t it?”

    • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
      @user-hi4sm3ig5j 6 років тому +88

      Skinner and his crazy explanations...

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 6 років тому +30

      Seymour!

    • @sc30002001
      @sc30002001 5 років тому +28

      @@user-hi4sm3ig5j superintendent's gonna need his medication when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations there be trouble in town tonight.

    • @dencamp6685
      @dencamp6685 4 роки тому +8

      Skinner is such a rat.

  • @magnusagatha
    @magnusagatha 6 років тому +441

    "That's true, but I was only in there to get directions for how to get away from there."

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 5 років тому +19

      The funniest part is later when Skinner shown in one of the surveillance photos walking out of the burlesque house. That means he went back again after he told everyone that Bart was working there.

    • @disneyboy3030
      @disneyboy3030 4 роки тому

      @@AdhamOhm what episode.

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 3 роки тому +2

      @@AdhamOhm You have to be a special kind of sadistic asshole to give false directions to someone.

  • @MrElias760
    @MrElias760 8 років тому +742

    2:08 Oh yeah drugs you gotta have drugs

    • @therealjcon
      @therealjcon 7 років тому +30

      Yazite heeeey he didn't pay the cover!

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 6 років тому +26

      therealjcon oh Bart he's your father. We'll comp him tonight, start a tab tomorrow........

    • @forssi1
      @forssi1 6 років тому +10

      PhoenixAngel429 Ohh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show

    • @keithelliott2328
      @keithelliott2328 6 років тому +1

      Yazite 😂😂

    • @therealjcon
      @therealjcon 5 років тому +2

      @@forssi1 nope

  • @shevdiam5
    @shevdiam5 6 років тому +230

    I love when Abe casually walks in sees Bart and casually walks out. Lol

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 років тому +9

      shevdiam5 "Is your name Bart?"

    • @crazyforcoffee5950
      @crazyforcoffee5950 6 років тому +3

      seededsoul mhm

    • @shevdiam5
      @shevdiam5 6 років тому +1

      seededsoul lol

    • @olivercuenca4109
      @olivercuenca4109 5 років тому +16

      I like the little “oop!” he makes when he sees Bart.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 4 роки тому +5

      One of my favorite physical jokes. The two loops are so smooth.

  • @pantstime4529
    @pantstime4529 4 роки тому +36

    skinners national space museum line kills me

  • @kyletitterton
    @kyletitterton 6 років тому +616

    The amount of incredible jokes in this small section is astonishing. Huge thanks for posting but it's a wee shame you just clipped off another classic line: "Now Marge, you're gonna hear a lot of crazy stuff about Bart working in a burlesque house..."

    • @dahorn100011
      @dahorn100011 5 років тому +9

      @Paul WT probably anything originally shown from around 1992 to around 2000, 2000-2005 was decent but anything after its turned into family guy.

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel 5 років тому +12

      @Paul WT
      >family guy
      >makes people laugh
      this made me laugh harder than family guy had in the last 5 or so years

    • @404Anymouse
      @404Anymouse 5 років тому +10

      @@ShadowSorel Random carefully cut family guy clips off youtube make people laugh. Family guy doesn't make people laugh

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +3

      Keep the Simpsons/Family Guy war alive.

  • @forgotaboutbre
    @forgotaboutbre 7 років тому +228

    "Awwwwww, this isn't gonna be about Jesus is it?" ... lmao

    • @MrElias760
      @MrElias760 7 років тому +41

      "All things are about Jesus, homer. Except this." Haha I love that line.

    • @Anex952
      @Anex952 7 років тому +22

      I love how Skinner is hiding behind Reverend Lovejoy lol

    • @keithelliott2328
      @keithelliott2328 6 років тому +3

      forgotaboutbre 😂😂

    • @NationalismDjazair
      @NationalismDjazair 4 роки тому +1

      1:28

  • @Cowman715
    @Cowman715 4 роки тому +27

    "his dinner is getting all cold and eaten"
    Great line

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire 3 роки тому +31

    I love how Homer kept a plate of food on a TV tray next to him, expecting Bart to show up.

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 роки тому +84

    So many people knock this episode because of the weird premise but I love it. Every scene is comedic genius with perfect timing

  • @WowOafus
    @WowOafus Рік тому +7

    If it was written today, it would be “the old greet and yeet.”

  • @stitcha123
    @stitcha123 5 років тому +45

    2:30 ‘Hello Bart.’
    So brilliant a delivery.

  • @dont-want-no-wrench
    @dont-want-no-wrench Рік тому +7

    "his dinner's getting all cold and eaten"

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 5 років тому +113

    “In that case I’ll have a whisky sour.”

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 5 років тому +6

      "DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW THAT YOU'RE WORKING HERE??"
      "It was HIS idea!!"
      pure gold.....

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 років тому +8

      @@guyincognito9484 I love how Grandpa doesn't really care that Bart is working in a place inappropriate for his age, as long as Homer signs off on it.

  • @The_Sigillite
    @The_Sigillite 4 роки тому +90

    Twenty years later and I finally get to laugh at Bart's jokes in this episode.

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 Рік тому

      If there's a bad bookkeeping joke I still haven't heard it

  • @greyez7
    @greyez7 6 років тому +67

    "I told you last night, no!" Lmaooooooo

  • @pg3384
    @pg3384 6 років тому +374

    Next time a group of religious neighbors appear at my door, I got my knew greeting phrase:
    “This isn’t going to be about Jesus, is it?”

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 2 роки тому +9

    The tired Marge at the end got me good.

  • @dragonridley
    @dragonridley 5 років тому +9

    "I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there."
    I love that

  • @erikziak1249
    @erikziak1249 Рік тому +7

    This was the golden age of the Simpsons. One of my favorite episodes.

  • @unintentionallydramatic
    @unintentionallydramatic 5 років тому +231

    So Bart is confirmed good at
    -Concierge/bellhop duties
    -Bar keeping
    -Racketeering
    Anything else?

    • @MrStrikecentral
      @MrStrikecentral 5 років тому +22

      Crank calls to Moe's.

    • @AnkfordPlays
      @AnkfordPlays 5 років тому +45

      Linguistics, he learns French just by being around French people for a month

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 років тому +24

      Horse betting
      seen in the episode where he joins the mafia

    • @mcaddicts
      @mcaddicts 5 років тому +24

      Entrepreneur he owned a factory.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 років тому +15

      lol, dont forget being incredible at law/detective work. (Like how he sued Itchy and Scratchy)

  • @FrederickPine73
    @FrederickPine73 3 роки тому +8

    My God the broken mailbox is still there when he pulls up to get Bart. Brilliant.

  • @mintakamothkind
    @mintakamothkind 5 років тому +22

    I like how you can see Lionel Hutz and Dr. Riviera in the crowd during Bart's stand-up.

  • @Randy-ry9ss
    @Randy-ry9ss 3 роки тому +7

    There is nothing better than the classics...........

  • @Bloombaby99
    @Bloombaby99 3 роки тому +11

    "Unguarded dinners. The sweetest taboo." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 6 років тому +143

    Oh yeah drugs.... you gotta have drugs...

    • @RaphaelBas1995
      @RaphaelBas1995 5 років тому +2

      Hey, he didn’t pay the cover!

    • @bradywakens3904
      @bradywakens3904 3 роки тому

      Oh Raphael,he's your father
      We'll comp him tonight and start a tab tomorrow

  • @DragoEpyon
    @DragoEpyon Рік тому +9

    Bart working the door and the Maison Derriere is one of my favorite things in the show. I'd watch a series of shorts based on it.

  • @AlbertaTrailCams
    @AlbertaTrailCams Рік тому +11

    I refuse to believe Ned bought candy for Todd with a devil on the box, let alone that Todd would want it.

    • @12roses8
      @12roses8 12 днів тому

      Almost as much as him letting Todd listen to a Disney villain song

  • @ATMAnubis
    @ATMAnubis 7 років тому +87

    1:34- "Come onn! I have to be up at 6am to swipe Flanders' newspaper!"

  • @RegentofArrako
    @RegentofArrako 7 років тому +102

    "I don't care if he's filling in for Mel Zetz" 😂😂😂

    • @videoace18
      @videoace18 5 років тому +10

      Well, Bart did fill in for Mel.

    • @RegentofArrako
      @RegentofArrako 3 роки тому +4

      @@videoace18 he did 😂

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 Рік тому

      Who's Mel Zetz???

    • @RegentofArrako
      @RegentofArrako Рік тому +1

      @@mikespearwood3914 it’s a running gag. A made up person. In this case, some respected entertainer. He’s been mentioned in other episodes too

  • @Raydnt69
    @Raydnt69 4 роки тому +7

    I love how he called Skinner Principle to emphasize his position

  • @DDRhappiness17
    @DDRhappiness17 Рік тому +8

    Lol i like how his Grandpa just rolls with it afterwards knowing Homer

  • @hershelkrustowsky7684
    @hershelkrustowsky7684 Рік тому +6

    Man - these 3 and a half minutes are better than one complete modern Simpsons season!

    • @thelawofitself
      @thelawofitself Рік тому

      Totally agree! It's a shame, what happened to my once favourite tv-show😒

  • @bsheehy94
    @bsheehy94 3 роки тому +9

    I video taped this episode when I was a kid and watched it over and over. So good. I can appreciate the humor more now that I'm older though.

    • @CursedWheelieBin
      @CursedWheelieBin 3 роки тому +2

      I caught it on BBC2 back in the 90s and couldn’t get the “We put the spring in Springfield” song outta my head for days

  • @katelynpringle5506
    @katelynpringle5506 Рік тому +25

    Seriously one of my fave episodes, mostly because on top of how damn funny it is I just love seeing Bart succeed in something.

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 Рік тому +2

      This and the frank Grimes episode really can't decide between the two absolute classics

  • @shadowking1380
    @shadowking1380 5 років тому +185

    Grandpa: does your father know your working here?!
    Bart: it was his idea
    Grandpa: in that case I’ll have a whiskey sour
    You have to love how chill he gets in that split second 😂

  • @howlingguardian9005
    @howlingguardian9005 Рік тому +3

    Not sure who had the better recovery- Grandma's seamless whistling turn, or Skinner's 'This is the National Air & Space Museum, isn't it?'

  • @cnote2458
    @cnote2458 2 роки тому +24

    The Mel Zett joke is one of my favourite in the whole series. Such a small and simple joke. But it's one that really hits.

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 Рік тому +1

      What's the joke?

    • @cnote2458
      @cnote2458 Рік тому +2

      @@davemustaki134 when Homer angrily says I don't care if his filling in for Mel Zetz. That is exactly who bart was filling in for. What makes it funnier is that Mel Zetz is not a real comedian. I believe they came up with the name from one of there animator for the show.

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 Рік тому +1

      @@cnote2458 yeah I always wondered if Mel was real lol

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Рік тому +1

      @@cnote2458 I was genuinely disappointed to learn that Johnny Arvik, the Eskimo comedian, is also fictional.

  • @g-forcemapping8454
    @g-forcemapping8454 Рік тому +3

    I find the entire ordeal funny especially skinners line about only being there to get away from there.

  • @DeadBoy665
    @DeadBoy665 Рік тому +1

    Teaching a young boy the value of a dollar and making him respect women at the same time.

  • @harlanmiller
    @harlanmiller 3 роки тому +4

    To me, there's something hilarious about the emcee breaking his hip just from getting out of bed too fast.

  • @c0mputer
    @c0mputer 3 роки тому +5

    I love the subtle noise Grandpa Simpson makes when he sees Bart.

  • @Kaazikin
    @Kaazikin 7 років тому +108

    This is the National Air and Space Museum, isn't it?

    • @davsavchav
      @davsavchav 5 років тому +3

      Can't tell if Skinner is actually lost or making excuses lol

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 роки тому +2

      @@davsavchav Based on his mention of a "floor show" and looking through the curtain, he likely knew _exactly_ where he was.
      Of course, the question fits his personality perfectly, so...

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf 4 роки тому +18

    I just noticed how mismatched Abe's outfit is.
    Sweater, Sweatpants and Slippers (wasn't he walking outdoors?).
    With a Bolo Tie and a Fedora.

  • @davidjsaul
    @davidjsaul 4 роки тому +5

    This show used to be pure gold, can't wait to revisit the older seasons when Disney plus launches here!

  • @HoneyTheFracking
    @HoneyTheFracking Рік тому +2

    "Is Roxanne back?" Love the occasional references to musicals Skinner gets, this and his POW helmet being 24601

  • @CanadaMMA
    @CanadaMMA 5 років тому +8

    So much gold in 3 and a half minutes

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 9 місяців тому +2

    “Now Marge you’re gonna hear a lot of crazy talk about Bart working in a Burlesque house.”

  • @Jerram89
    @Jerram89 Рік тому +2

    President Eisenhower:
    “Let’s get BUSEEEY”

  • @nogunk147
    @nogunk147 3 роки тому +4

    I love how he had to double check it was his grandson lol

  • @JC-wo2py
    @JC-wo2py 6 років тому +25

    one of the best classic simpsons moments

  • @deldude1412
    @deldude1412 Рік тому +2

    "Oh, yeah. Drugs. You've got to have drugs." 😂

  • @AJR-zg2py
    @AJR-zg2py 5 років тому +30

    Is it weird that I find the older woman running the burlesque really attractive?

    • @illuminati.official
      @illuminati.official 5 років тому

      thatsmyfetish.gif

    • @ngonz89
      @ngonz89 4 роки тому +3

      No. It’s weird because she’s a cartoon lol

    • @troym891
      @troym891 3 роки тому

      yes, seek help immediately..

  • @Rokkiteer
    @Rokkiteer 4 роки тому +6

    Bart seems so happy to be there

  • @---kr3zg
    @---kr3zg Рік тому +2

    Its 11 o clock do you know where your children are?
    Homer: "I told you last night no" 😂

  • @benjamindanielsen5204
    @benjamindanielsen5204 5 років тому +19

    Grandpa: is your name Bart?
    Bart: mhm
    Grandpa: does your father know about this?
    Bart: it was his idea
    Grandpa: in that case I'll take a whiskey sour

  • @MoonshineSazerac
    @MoonshineSazerac 3 роки тому +3

    "His dinner's getting all cold... and eaten"
    Jesus of course it's aSimpsons quote. I've been using that all my life and I could never remember where it was from.

  • @Megamannerd4life
    @Megamannerd4life Рік тому +2

    I'm honestly surprised that Flanders let tod buy red dots with a cartoon devil on the box.

  • @courtneypeterson2979
    @courtneypeterson2979 4 роки тому +4

    “Now Marge, you’re going to hear a lot of crazy things about Bart working in a burlesque house.”

  • @Lazarwolf1
    @Lazarwolf1 2 місяці тому

    I love the sheer joy in Bart's voice talking to Skinner lmao

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen Рік тому +1

    "Oh yeah drugs, you gotta have drugs" - Homer Simpson

  • @thirdeyesurvivor3886
    @thirdeyesurvivor3886 4 роки тому +6

    27 jokes in 3 and a half minutes. That’s 7 jokes a minute.

  • @brocksamson9737
    @brocksamson9737 3 роки тому +4

    so much gold. I miss these days when the Simpsons would air on fox. simple times of going to school, playing Nintendo with out a worry in the world.

  • @kathleenbyrnedalton
    @kathleenbyrnedalton 6 років тому +16

    But I gotta tell ya, Adam and Eve must have been the first bookkeepers. They invented the loose leaf system

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 5 років тому +6

      hehehe if there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it!!

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 2 роки тому +8

    "That's true but I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there" 🤣

  • @jamesshillinglaw6884
    @jamesshillinglaw6884 3 роки тому +5

    "Where is Bart? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten." Classic Homer.

  • @spikemufc
    @spikemufc 6 місяців тому +1

    - I have to be up at 6am to swipe Flanders' newspaper!
    It's clear that Bart inherited his dedication from Homer.

  • @Firebrand128
    @Firebrand128 Рік тому

    Love when homer read "Not pictured: Mrs Eisenhouer" and peers at it as if to say "They sure?"

  • @xsailor85
    @xsailor85 4 роки тому +5

    Madame Belle & the burlesque house needs to come back.

  • @putinsneighbor8351
    @putinsneighbor8351 4 роки тому +7

    2:20 Bart is sitting all bored.
    2:22 he’s standing and smiling ready to work

  • @reaperX778
    @reaperX778 7 років тому +201

    abe simpson: Is your name Bart?

    • @NerevarOfficialReal
      @NerevarOfficialReal 6 років тому +17

      What the-? Does your father know you're working here?

    • @Tejayes042383
      @Tejayes042383 6 років тому +13

      It was his idea.

    • @NerevarOfficialReal
      @NerevarOfficialReal 6 років тому +20

      In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 років тому +3

      @Dats a paddlin Does Jasper have grandchildren?

    • @Enaronia
      @Enaronia 5 років тому +4

      He did recognize him, though.

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 4 роки тому +6

    I wish the series gave Belle and the Burlesque house more screening

  • @tsoul1333
    @tsoul1333 5 років тому +10

    I'd be glad if bart enjoys his new job.
    do you have any idea of how difficult a boy like bart will have it to find a job.
    one that pays very very well.

  • @katelynoreilly6144
    @katelynoreilly6144 4 роки тому +2

    ‘Ha, if there’s a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven’t heard it’

  • @biggestnoob4704
    @biggestnoob4704 5 років тому +33

    Nowadays we would call it “The Ol’ Greet n’ Yeet”

  • @StarrBoyVRC
    @StarrBoyVRC Рік тому +1

    It cuts off at the end so perfectly

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 5 років тому +6

    "Oh yeah drugs, you gotta have drugs."

  • @MrLyosea
    @MrLyosea 3 роки тому +3

    2:52 Probably only time ever Skinner and Rev Lovejoy talk near each other. Both voiced by Harry Shearer and sound almost alike.

  • @MrNintoku
    @MrNintoku 7 років тому +84

    1:01 Never got that joke till now.

  • @AmeiWasHere
    @AmeiWasHere 3 роки тому +2

    Bart, where are you? I gotta be up at 6am to swipe Flanders' newspaper!

  • @trevorsreya8277
    @trevorsreya8277 Рік тому +2

    That ending.
    GOT'EM!!!

  • @ericstoverink6579
    @ericstoverink6579 Рік тому +2

    In the audience we have Raphael, Herman, Dr. Nick, Lionel Hutz, Disco Stu, and the Rich Texan. I don't know who the other two are.