Episode 16 The Real New Year Starts In April Rated 18 Podcast

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  • @Rated18Podcast
    @Rated18Podcast  10 місяців тому +11

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    • @1VivaRevolution
      @1VivaRevolution 10 місяців тому

      They missing out!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

    • @samanthawilson6138
      @samanthawilson6138 9 місяців тому

      I SANTANAAAA B-TCHHH ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYEEE 😂😂😂😂

    • @LightskinGeneral-zx4vi
      @LightskinGeneral-zx4vi 8 місяців тому

      They should have brang me on the podcast I’d tell him straight brudda we got millions of sperms (people) in our balls you try hold back millions of people try even hold back 10😂😂😂😂😂😂 tell me if he can do that for an hour and a half

  • @beerwolf669
    @beerwolf669 10 місяців тому +27

    kane sounds like a broken car that wont start when he laughs. 🤣

    • @victoriashoniwa3196
      @victoriashoniwa3196 10 місяців тому +1

      I can't unhear it now😂😂😂😂

    • @beerwolf669
      @beerwolf669 10 місяців тому

      @@victoriashoniwa3196 🤣🤣

    • @vader0073
      @vader0073 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashaspittzs9663
    @ashaspittzs9663 10 місяців тому +75

    Percy is absolutely correct; our ancestors (West African) had a 13month year based on the actual moon cycles of 28 days. Moon is the root word of month. And the Gregorian Calender is that of the coloniser.
    The new year is indeed April 1 - the joke is on the world and you are a fool to believe that the colonisers understand nature, astrology, numerology and spirituality better than we melanated peoples.
    Percy could teach you both a thing or two (assuming he has energy after his marathon sessions 😂).

    • @nosymf
      @nosymf 10 місяців тому +6

      It was the east/central bantu Africans who discovered it first not the west. We are all the same tho really

    • @mc5589
      @mc5589 10 місяців тому

      Yeah your totally correct BUT to celebrate new years on April 1 would not make sense due to the current 12 month calendar we have adopted meaning next year you would have to call May 1 as new year and then June 1, July 1 etc

    • @ashaspittzs9663
      @ashaspittzs9663 10 місяців тому

      @@mc5589 Correct... it's not an exact science as a 'year' is actually 364 days (13 x 28); however, we (within the Spiritual community) use April 1 as this is the date that the elites use to mock us - also, surely it makes more sense for the beginning of the year to be aligned with the start of Spring (which is around the beginning of April). There's a brilliant UA-camr called Dr Mumbi who has loads of videos on this, filmed live and direct from the foot of Mount Zion in Kenya (#IYKYK). Definitely worth a follow 💚

    • @ashaspittzs9663
      @ashaspittzs9663 9 місяців тому

      @@nosymf I did not know and will seek more knowledge (I can absolutely believe it to be true 👏🏾 as you assert and the Jamaicans say “Out of many, one people”.).

    • @melanatedandlovingit1305
      @melanatedandlovingit1305 9 місяців тому +1

      I never believed new year was January. I've always been in the mind that new year was spring. Nothing new happens in January anywhere. We don't need to celebrate new year either, what is that about? Just give thanks you lived to see it and move on. The foolishness over fakemass and new years is just childish and irks my whole nerves when I see black ppl jumping up. Pure and utter foolishness

  • @chellecandy
    @chellecandy 10 місяців тому +9

    Percy is absolutely right. I celebrate the new year round about April. Typically, it's between mid March to early April. It's all based on the moon, and when the new moon is. He's exactly right, it's the renewing of the cycle of the year, which begins when all things come back to life again; the animals come out from hiding; vegetation begins to grow and etc. Not in the dead of winter. I even heard, a couple weeks back, that April fools is on the 1st of April, because after it was changed, if you kept celebrating the new year in April, they would call you an April fool. Gwan Percy for educating yourself.

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 7 місяців тому

      mans doinng push ups while they out doing pranks

  • @Callmemarvs
    @Callmemarvs 10 місяців тому +12

    Kane with the punch lines 😂😂😂😂😂😂. That april fools day joke had me

  • @yungnate7155
    @yungnate7155 10 місяців тому +9

    You mans Podcast is like no others!! Pure jokes and good vibes every time!

  • @kesenawilliams3417
    @kesenawilliams3417 10 місяців тому +15

    I was eating a piece of pineapple and nearly choked when Cain said uncle P don’t eat pum pum, don’t dress up etc… what is he doing for 2 hrs….i hope my neighbour don’t think I have lost it. I was laughing out so loud…. Good chat guys… and yes two hrs too long…however that would depend on the chemistry of the couple.

  • @chicodelray9425
    @chicodelray9425 10 місяців тому +5

    When the white gloves started pointing 👉🏾 😂 uncle Percy

  • @bythesea2784
    @bythesea2784 9 місяців тому +1

    I am 63 this year, all yr podcast everyday from the beginning I being watching 😂I crying with laughter ever show yes, also I will sqin up just you I'm old school I listen to all music times have changed but I Hip Hop, Rapper R & B Funk & Electro artist on stage Ii just love yr big up too all staff members and yr family members with there support, we all love and laughter ❤😂😅 I get my support.

  • @Ryan-gs7oj
    @Ryan-gs7oj 10 місяців тому +6

    CHRIS! I was forced to play the flute as a kid cause I was too small for the sax 😂 When I grew, I moved onto the sax and it was an easy transition, so you got this 🙌🏽

  • @justlarry8945
    @justlarry8945 10 місяців тому +56

    universal credit dropping tommorow ill be back on the patreon!!

  • @leelove7605
    @leelove7605 10 місяців тому +10

    Your right Uncle Percy on the April New Year. Let dem laugh. If you want to hide information put in a book. Man dem is not reading, just cracking jokes

  • @JKBetterLife
    @JKBetterLife 10 місяців тому +11

    Hold strong Uncle Percy you in the right space about the real new year though

  • @DJBUTCHKASSIDY
    @DJBUTCHKASSIDY 10 місяців тому +6

    😂 too funny, Unc Percy is on the path keep researching guys you will be surprised, ps. An hour is realistic with the right person, you think less about it and let it flow. Boom episode

  • @user-sb9vc5fb1i
    @user-sb9vc5fb1i 10 місяців тому +4

    April FOOLS DAY YUH NUH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣PERCY'S RIGHT THO..

  • @victormarquez5866
    @victormarquez5866 10 місяців тому +1

    This had me in tears😂😂 I love how funny ya how😂❤️

  • @alesacicilia2921
    @alesacicilia2921 8 місяців тому

    I lost it 😂😂😂 when Christ said "Jesus Christ" he sounded sooo shocked.

  • @michelleinverary2361
    @michelleinverary2361 10 місяців тому +10

    Uncle Percy has jokes. I can fly from Guyana to Barbados in under 2 hours, from Guyana to Trinidad in 1 hour. There's no way I'm doing that nonstop for 1 hour.

  • @kayshascorner
    @kayshascorner 10 місяців тому +1

    I’ve just found this pod today! Thanks TikTok algo 🥰

  • @Geedeecee1
    @Geedeecee1 10 місяців тому +7

    Uncle Percy would give Jay from Inbetweeners a run for his money

  • @bidaw229
    @bidaw229 10 місяців тому +1

    Uncle Percy gonna make his NY resolution on April Fools Day 😂😂😂

  • @lance9102
    @lance9102 10 місяців тому +3

    Thirsty legs is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yashaden696
    @yashaden696 9 місяців тому

    Lmfao. Fam, I was on insta and seen one of your short videos and I couldn’t stop laughing. Y’all definitely got a fan now cause of the mad jokes

  • @chrisgold4562
    @chrisgold4562 10 місяців тому +3

    I swear this podcast is funny 😂 real
    Tears man drop

  • @oyinbotomato3219
    @oyinbotomato3219 10 місяців тому +3

    Uncle percy b secretly using the good old black stallion on the low 💀🤣💀🤣

  • @Popes2k
    @Popes2k 10 місяців тому

    This come like sitting sitting in school playground. Good times . Wicked show

  • @Oshay-r7t
    @Oshay-r7t 10 місяців тому +7

    Ok can all the women step forward that have had some Percy loving for an hour and a half 😂😂😂..... I bet he spends a whole hour trying to get those gloves off.... 😂😂Percy you give me too much joke 😂😂

  • @Ax100_
    @Ax100_ 10 місяців тому +3

    23:13 not the heart tablet dem 😭😭😭😂😂😂 but on a separate note.. that’s why they call it April fools.. cah dem have di people dem fooled with this Gregorian calendar 💯

  • @BeardedZombie007
    @BeardedZombie007 7 місяців тому +1

    Uncle Percy is just so done with them. One day he’s going to walk out mid podcast 😂

  • @mommyandmemommyandme6377
    @mommyandmemommyandme6377 10 місяців тому +1

    Yow I love u guys 😂😂😂😂always a gud laugh 😂

  • @charliemarlie7780
    @charliemarlie7780 6 місяців тому

    Chris looked like Alvin the chipmunk when he did that face and the red hat 🤣🤣

  • @ThisIzGrizzly
    @ThisIzGrizzly 10 місяців тому +1

    Uncle Percy is right with the Calendar

  • @Lifeofryyy
    @Lifeofryyy 9 місяців тому

    When Uncle started his speech at 26:18 I was fully like ahh that makes things so clear now with new beginnings in April , Till Kane said “ so your gunna start your new year’s revolution on April fools day “ 😂😂

  • @SuperLondonmark
    @SuperLondonmark 10 місяців тому +5

    Movado gangsta for life was the anywayyyyyy lmao chris makes me laugh

  • @TR3B99
    @TR3B99 10 місяців тому +3

    Uncle Percy is right Ethiopia still observers 13 month calendar.

  • @robertkovacs-x1y
    @robertkovacs-x1y 10 місяців тому

    😂😂best podcast about thank you guys always cheer me up

  • @kingkyle.0.0.7
    @kingkyle.0.0.7 10 місяців тому +9

    Unc Percy is talking the truth about the new year being at the start of spring as its in alignment with nature how can the new year be in the middle of winter?? Answer: it isn't just like Christmas its a pagan celebration.
    The truth sounds hilarious to the ignorant and brainwashed

  • @sandrag9102
    @sandrag9102 10 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 pls my belly is hurting😂😂😂

  • @joeshoeyouah
    @joeshoeyouah 8 місяців тому

    Happy new years Percy

  • @thomasrogers3210
    @thomasrogers3210 9 місяців тому

    That's right Andre 3000 and Chrid hanging out in the flute hut...baaattttttyyyyboy ...dem fault...lololololl..hahaha

  • @docdacosta
    @docdacosta 10 місяців тому

    hahahahahahaha Chris nearly catch Cold Heart hahahahaaaaaa #tears

  • @likkleman23457
    @likkleman23457 10 місяців тому

    Love these guys lol

  • @Thedarkravern
    @Thedarkravern 10 місяців тому +4

    Jamaican Blood strong Uncle! I used to think it was normal till 18 when mfs kept still pursuing that “5minutes/20minute” narrative. 20:37 learnt you had to adjust intensity and endurance to who your dealing with. Cause if a girl want you to be a wild stallion riding to wakanda and beyond. Mf birthday suit must be Black panther level ability minimum

  • @geebomber
    @geebomber 10 місяців тому +1

    Uncs right about the 13 month thing 🤔😊

  • @thewestsideco.6847
    @thewestsideco.6847 10 місяців тому +1

    No one ever notice Kane looks like Lupin 😂😂

  • @HigherMid
    @HigherMid 10 місяців тому +2

    Chris wants to learn Spanish and play saxophone to get more women!!! 😂😂😂😂 he’s going back to the late 80’s lmao😅😅

  • @gracepowell5868
    @gracepowell5868 10 місяців тому +1

    been waiting for this ❤

  • @TommeeBaybee
    @TommeeBaybee 10 місяців тому +1

    Are the "Yuh Bright" t-shirts available to buy as merchandise?

  • @thomasrogers3210
    @thomasrogers3210 9 місяців тому

    I'm still catching up on episodes , but Kane I'm with you.....Chisel up by 50+..."Lets do it!!!!" in our best uncle percy voice.....Chris boxing=that liquor box......baaakkkkkaaa.....!!!!

  • @rarayena9639
    @rarayena9639 10 місяців тому +7

    Have to agree with uncle Percy..had a Jamaican boyfriend who could go for 3-4 hrs straight!…and I still wanted more 😉

  • @plasteringmagicgold7723
    @plasteringmagicgold7723 8 місяців тому

    Big ups for you boys, my fucking sides are fully fucked up, laughing so hard, Big up uncle percy 😅

  • @user-Nzz
    @user-Nzz 10 місяців тому +3

    Tell them uncle Percy ! If you can’t keep it wet then you not doing something right

  • @lesley5380
    @lesley5380 10 місяців тому

    I love you guys 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

  • @crskillzz1355
    @crskillzz1355 10 місяців тому

    Mad uncks x Percy link up would be crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erdywest7172
      @erdywest7172 9 місяців тому

      Fix up your humour if you think maduncks is funny

  • @noturaverage581
    @noturaverage581 10 місяців тому

    18:16 😂😂😂😂 kane bredda 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @supremekg2011
    @supremekg2011 10 місяців тому +1

    100% right about 13 months in a year.
    Why do you think winter is coming later and later ever year? They changed the calendar in the 1800s

  • @minniemouse1332
    @minniemouse1332 10 місяців тому

    .......You all have the right to remain silent....anything you say can and will be used against you in court..😅🤣🤣😅 Harrest dem hoffica! I cant!😁😁

  • @TomMorningStar
    @TomMorningStar 3 місяці тому

    Percy's doing that slow loving, he's not bruckin it up for 2 hours.

  • @karlhedman9452
    @karlhedman9452 10 місяців тому

    Not the April fools 😂😂

  • @liliana6715
    @liliana6715 10 місяців тому

    Uncle Percy is right though on the women ❤

  • @Ruu84
    @Ruu84 10 місяців тому

    Uncle Percy 💯

  • @scottbush3840
    @scottbush3840 10 місяців тому

    🤣😂😂🤣🤣bro my belly

  • @_rtw_world_
    @_rtw_world_ 10 місяців тому

    Bruh here in SA we run for 8 hours yo ak47😂

  • @kingsquire5781
    @kingsquire5781 10 місяців тому

    Uncle p on it you fi ina it 35 40is a standard but if you putting it down it's right a good 60min

  • @HelloBeautifulPeople
    @HelloBeautifulPeople 10 місяців тому

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DWL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 PERCY

  • @Battleshay
    @Battleshay 9 місяців тому

    Percy is right tho April 1st is the true new year it’s the first day of spring as well

  • @ThisIzGrizzly
    @ThisIzGrizzly 10 місяців тому

    1hr and Half non stop, he ain’t got no feeling in his hood

  • @incognitoHoncho
    @incognitoHoncho 10 місяців тому +1

    Can you guys do a Live Show please! Percy can just wear a paper bag over his face. No face reveal lol

  • @noturaverage581
    @noturaverage581 10 місяців тому +1

    26:57 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katchbulletriveradventures38
    @katchbulletriveradventures38 10 місяців тому

    Percy right on this one
    Proper women tell you dont C**
    And go hours sweating up the tun tun
    2 3 4 5 6 hours yeah man...
    Tell em percy

  • @ThisIzGrizzly
    @ThisIzGrizzly 10 місяців тому

    Ethiopia use the 13 month Calendar

  • @libra1love216
    @libra1love216 10 місяців тому +1

    26:00 sooooo funny 😂😂😂

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 10 місяців тому

      I can't drink or eat watching these guys 😂🤣

  • @travisg2780
    @travisg2780 5 місяців тому

    Nearly drop out again 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthew66789
    @matthew66789 10 місяців тому +1

    Over 1 hr is normal for me. Idk why my stamina so high

  • @Nomsa-us7gk
    @Nomsa-us7gk 9 місяців тому

    Kane 😊❤

  • @Renrut09
    @Renrut09 10 місяців тому

    Percy is so rass lie! 😂

  • @Cookie-Monster-
    @Cookie-Monster- 10 місяців тому

    2hours ?? Hell nahh 😂😂😂 and don’t get me wrong I love it… but that’s wayyyyy too much
    Not my pumpum 😩💀

  • @danyahlaarayah7016
    @danyahlaarayah7016 8 місяців тому

    April is the The original new year its in the bible well the old bibles anyway

  • @Abdul.M.
    @Abdul.M. 10 місяців тому +1

    When chris said taking Flute lesson kane uncle Percy all quite
    Chirs to kane Your legs look like its hungry and dehydrated give it some water 💦 😂🤣

  • @sunshinelady1751
    @sunshinelady1751 10 місяців тому

    20 mins tops will do 😊

  • @HigherMid
    @HigherMid 10 місяців тому

    NYC commenting Lmfaoo Kane!!!! Chris wants you to stay as you are cause he’s not gonna like the comments after the chisel up!! 🤣 you’re already tall so he’s already a hater 🤣 jk jk

  • @annhogan3085
    @annhogan3085 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itskingqueentv
    @itskingqueentv 10 місяців тому +1

    2hrs isn't too long if you include the whole repertoire.

  • @Daniel-Paul7
    @Daniel-Paul7 10 місяців тому

    I’m sorry I’m look do Percy I’m needing 1.1/2 lol

  • @dannbatch1898
    @dannbatch1898 10 місяців тому +3

    Yes 2 hours is too long, after a while I’m flicking on Netflix and ordering my food from just eat during that time 😂

  • @RallyRyot
    @RallyRyot 8 місяців тому

    People only last 30mins?

  • @terrencerichardson2213
    @terrencerichardson2213 10 місяців тому

    Yea percy tripping with that my girl wouldnt even enjoy that 1hr yea 2? Naw

  • @BUZZYBUZZIE
    @BUZZYBUZZIE 10 місяців тому

    Want a laugh come yasso 😂😂want knowledge come here click it ageee

  • @sop1710
    @sop1710 10 місяців тому

    Minimums for gay women are higher than Percy's stats lol. 2 hours is nothing lol

  • @yolo6350
    @yolo6350 10 місяців тому

    Nah 2 hour too much, would need a juice & piff break with that😂

  • @kelvinpayne5224
    @kelvinpayne5224 5 місяців тому

    Uncle Percu is correct.....the actual start of the year is April, look at all the spring flowers.....its true..these guys keep laughing when they dont knonthe truth, 8 9 10, october november december....

  • @saniseb8065
    @saniseb8065 10 місяців тому +1

    20-45 minutes is boring. 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @arranherbert2933
    @arranherbert2933 10 місяців тому +1

    It’s true new year is April 1st. That’s why it’s the end of the tax year

  • @RaghdaAlayan
    @RaghdaAlayan 10 місяців тому

    Pied piper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @neighbourhoodtiesuk
    @neighbourhoodtiesuk 10 місяців тому

    Kane is old as fuck😂😂😂

  • @zedz1989
    @zedz1989 10 місяців тому

    A hour and half to two hours is ridiculous🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

  • @MrDovehunter
    @MrDovehunter 8 місяців тому

    They all have amazing laughs 😂🫶🏼 bless up

  • @roadology5160
    @roadology5160 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂