Episode 16 The Real New Year Starts In April Rated 18 Podcast

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  • @Rated18Podcast
    @Rated18Podcast  6 місяців тому +10

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    • @1VivaRevolution
      @1VivaRevolution 6 місяців тому

      They missing out!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

    • @samanthawilson6138
      @samanthawilson6138 5 місяців тому

      I SANTANAAAA B-TCHHH ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYEEE 😂😂😂😂

    • @LightskinGeneral-zx4vi
      @LightskinGeneral-zx4vi 4 місяці тому

      They should have brang me on the podcast I’d tell him straight brudda we got millions of sperms (people) in our balls you try hold back millions of people try even hold back 10😂😂😂😂😂😂 tell me if he can do that for an hour and a half

  • @beerwolf669
    @beerwolf669 6 місяців тому +25

    kane sounds like a broken car that wont start when he laughs. 🤣

    • @victoriashoniwa3196
      @victoriashoniwa3196 6 місяців тому +1

      I can't unhear it now😂😂😂😂

    • @beerwolf669
      @beerwolf669 6 місяців тому

      @@victoriashoniwa3196 🤣🤣

    • @vader0073
      @vader0073 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashaspittzs9663
    @ashaspittzs9663 6 місяців тому +74

    Percy is absolutely correct; our ancestors (West African) had a 13month year based on the actual moon cycles of 28 days. Moon is the root word of month. And the Gregorian Calender is that of the coloniser.
    The new year is indeed April 1 - the joke is on the world and you are a fool to believe that the colonisers understand nature, astrology, numerology and spirituality better than we melanated peoples.
    Percy could teach you both a thing or two (assuming he has energy after his marathon sessions 😂).

    • @nosymf
      @nosymf 6 місяців тому +6

      It was the east/central bantu Africans who discovered it first not the west. We are all the same tho really

    • @mc5589
      @mc5589 6 місяців тому

      Yeah your totally correct BUT to celebrate new years on April 1 would not make sense due to the current 12 month calendar we have adopted meaning next year you would have to call May 1 as new year and then June 1, July 1 etc

    • @ashaspittzs9663
      @ashaspittzs9663 6 місяців тому

      @@mc5589 Correct... it's not an exact science as a 'year' is actually 364 days (13 x 28); however, we (within the Spiritual community) use April 1 as this is the date that the elites use to mock us - also, surely it makes more sense for the beginning of the year to be aligned with the start of Spring (which is around the beginning of April). There's a brilliant UA-camr called Dr Mumbi who has loads of videos on this, filmed live and direct from the foot of Mount Zion in Kenya (#IYKYK). Definitely worth a follow 💚

    • @ashaspittzs9663
      @ashaspittzs9663 5 місяців тому

      @@nosymf I did not know and will seek more knowledge (I can absolutely believe it to be true 👏🏾 as you assert and the Jamaicans say “Out of many, one people”.).

    • @melanatedandlovingit1305
      @melanatedandlovingit1305 5 місяців тому +1

      I never believed new year was January. I've always been in the mind that new year was spring. Nothing new happens in January anywhere. We don't need to celebrate new year either, what is that about? Just give thanks you lived to see it and move on. The foolishness over fakemass and new years is just childish and irks my whole nerves when I see black ppl jumping up. Pure and utter foolishness

  • @Callmemarvs
    @Callmemarvs 6 місяців тому +11

    Kane with the punch lines 😂😂😂😂😂😂. That april fools day joke had me

  • @kesenawilliams3417
    @kesenawilliams3417 6 місяців тому +13

    I was eating a piece of pineapple and nearly choked when Cain said uncle P don’t eat pum pum, don’t dress up etc… what is he doing for 2 hrs….i hope my neighbour don’t think I have lost it. I was laughing out so loud…. Good chat guys… and yes two hrs too long…however that would depend on the chemistry of the couple.

  • @chicodelray9425
    @chicodelray9425 6 місяців тому +5

    When the white gloves started pointing 👉🏾 😂 uncle Percy

  • @michelleinverary2361
    @michelleinverary2361 6 місяців тому +10

    Uncle Percy has jokes. I can fly from Guyana to Barbados in under 2 hours, from Guyana to Trinidad in 1 hour. There's no way I'm doing that nonstop for 1 hour.

  • @JKBetterLife
    @JKBetterLife 6 місяців тому +11

    Hold strong Uncle Percy you in the right space about the real new year though

  • @chellecandy
    @chellecandy 6 місяців тому +7

    Percy is absolutely right. I celebrate the new year round about April. Typically, it's between mid March to early April. It's all based on the moon, and when the new moon is. He's exactly right, it's the renewing of the cycle of the year, which begins when all things come back to life again; the animals come out from hiding; vegetation begins to grow and etc. Not in the dead of winter. I even heard, a couple weeks back, that April fools is on the 1st of April, because after it was changed, if you kept celebrating the new year in April, they would call you an April fool. Gwan Percy for educating yourself.

  • @leelove7605
    @leelove7605 6 місяців тому +10

    Your right Uncle Percy on the April New Year. Let dem laugh. If you want to hide information put in a book. Man dem is not reading, just cracking jokes

  • @yungnate7155
    @yungnate7155 6 місяців тому +9

    You mans Podcast is like no others!! Pure jokes and good vibes every time!

  • @Ryan-gs7oj
    @Ryan-gs7oj 6 місяців тому +6

    CHRIS! I was forced to play the flute as a kid cause I was too small for the sax 😂 When I grew, I moved onto the sax and it was an easy transition, so you got this 🙌🏽

  • @justlarry8945
    @justlarry8945 6 місяців тому +55

    universal credit dropping tommorow ill be back on the patreon!!

  • @gavindc2507
    @gavindc2507 6 місяців тому +6

    Uncle Percy would give Jay from Inbetweeners a run for his money

  • @oyinbotomato3219
    @oyinbotomato3219 6 місяців тому +3

    Uncle percy b secretly using the good old black stallion on the low 💀🤣💀🤣

  • @bidaw229
    @bidaw229 6 місяців тому +1

    Uncle Percy gonna make his NY resolution on April Fools Day 😂😂😂

  • @lance9102
    @lance9102 6 місяців тому +3

    Thirsty legs is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ld8wl2mi5j
    @user-ld8wl2mi5j 6 місяців тому +7

    Ok can all the women step forward that have had some Percy loving for an hour and a half 😂😂😂..... I bet he spends a whole hour trying to get those gloves off.... 😂😂Percy you give me too much joke 😂😂

  • @bythesea2784
    @bythesea2784 5 місяців тому +1

    I am 63 this year, all yr podcast everyday from the beginning I being watching 😂I crying with laughter ever show yes, also I will sqin up just you I'm old school I listen to all music times have changed but I Hip Hop, Rapper R & B Funk & Electro artist on stage Ii just love yr big up too all staff members and yr family members with there support, we all love and laughter ❤😂😅 I get my support.

  • @DJBUTCHKASSIDY
    @DJBUTCHKASSIDY 6 місяців тому +6

    😂 too funny, Unc Percy is on the path keep researching guys you will be surprised, ps. An hour is realistic with the right person, you think less about it and let it flow. Boom episode

  • @user-sb9vc5fb1i
    @user-sb9vc5fb1i 6 місяців тому +3

    April FOOLS DAY YUH NUH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣PERCY'S RIGHT THO..

  • @SuperLondonmark
    @SuperLondonmark 6 місяців тому +5

    Movado gangsta for life was the anywayyyyyy lmao chris makes me laugh

  • @charliemarlie7780
    @charliemarlie7780 2 місяці тому

    Chris looked like Alvin the chipmunk when he did that face and the red hat 🤣🤣

  • @peterwinson317
    @peterwinson317 3 місяці тому +1

    Uncle Percy is just so done with them. One day he’s going to walk out mid podcast 😂

  • @alesacicilia2921
    @alesacicilia2921 4 місяці тому

    I lost it 😂😂😂 when Christ said "Jesus Christ" he sounded sooo shocked.

  • @Ax100_
    @Ax100_ 6 місяців тому +2

    23:13 not the heart tablet dem 😭😭😭😂😂😂 but on a separate note.. that’s why they call it April fools.. cah dem have di people dem fooled with this Gregorian calendar 💯

  • @kingkyle.0.0.7
    @kingkyle.0.0.7 6 місяців тому +9

    Unc Percy is talking the truth about the new year being at the start of spring as its in alignment with nature how can the new year be in the middle of winter?? Answer: it isn't just like Christmas its a pagan celebration.
    The truth sounds hilarious to the ignorant and brainwashed

  • @chrisgold4562
    @chrisgold4562 6 місяців тому +3

    I swear this podcast is funny 😂 real
    Tears man drop

  • @victormarquez5866
    @victormarquez5866 6 місяців тому +1

    This had me in tears😂😂 I love how funny ya how😂❤️

  • @ThisIzGrizzly
    @ThisIzGrizzly 6 місяців тому +1

    Uncle Percy is right with the Calendar

  • @TR3B99
    @TR3B99 6 місяців тому +3

    Uncle Percy is right Ethiopia still observers 13 month calendar.

  • @kaysaysso
    @kaysaysso 6 місяців тому +1

    I’ve just found this pod today! Thanks TikTok algo 🥰

  • @Lifeofryyy
    @Lifeofryyy 5 місяців тому

    When Uncle started his speech at 26:18 I was fully like ahh that makes things so clear now with new beginnings in April , Till Kane said “ so your gunna start your new year’s revolution on April fools day “ 😂😂

  • @yashaden696
    @yashaden696 5 місяців тому

    Lmfao. Fam, I was on insta and seen one of your short videos and I couldn’t stop laughing. Y’all definitely got a fan now cause of the mad jokes

  • @user-oq9po8wg7v
    @user-oq9po8wg7v 6 місяців тому

    😂😂best podcast about thank you guys always cheer me up

  • @Popes2k
    @Popes2k 6 місяців тому

    This come like sitting sitting in school playground. Good times . Wicked show

  • @mommyandmemommyandme6377
    @mommyandmemommyandme6377 6 місяців тому +1

    Yow I love u guys 😂😂😂😂always a gud laugh 😂

  • @lesley5380
    @lesley5380 6 місяців тому

    I love you guys 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

  • @sandrag9102
    @sandrag9102 6 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 pls my belly is hurting😂😂😂

  • @gracepowell5868
    @gracepowell5868 6 місяців тому +1

    been waiting for this ❤

  • @HigherMid
    @HigherMid 6 місяців тому +2

    Chris wants to learn Spanish and play saxophone to get more women!!! 😂😂😂😂 he’s going back to the late 80’s lmao😅😅

  • @likkleman23457
    @likkleman23457 6 місяців тому

    Love these guys lol

  • @thewestsideco.6847
    @thewestsideco.6847 6 місяців тому +1

    No one ever notice Kane looks like Lupin 😂😂

  • @rarayena9639
    @rarayena9639 6 місяців тому +6

    Have to agree with uncle Percy..had a Jamaican boyfriend who could go for 3-4 hrs straight!…and I still wanted more 😉

  • @docdacosta
    @docdacosta 6 місяців тому

    hahahahahahaha Chris nearly catch Cold Heart hahahahaaaaaa #tears

  • @joeshoeyouah
    @joeshoeyouah 4 місяці тому

    Happy new years Percy

  • @Thedarkravern
    @Thedarkravern 6 місяців тому +3

    Jamaican Blood strong Uncle! I used to think it was normal till 18 when mfs kept still pursuing that “5minutes/20minute” narrative. 20:37 learnt you had to adjust intensity and endurance to who your dealing with. Cause if a girl want you to be a wild stallion riding to wakanda and beyond. Mf birthday suit must be Black panther level ability minimum

  • @thomasrogers3210
    @thomasrogers3210 5 місяців тому

    That's right Andre 3000 and Chrid hanging out in the flute hut...baaattttttyyyyboy ...dem fault...lololololl..hahaha

  • @user-Nzz
    @user-Nzz 6 місяців тому +3

    Tell them uncle Percy ! If you can’t keep it wet then you not doing something right

  • @noturaverage581
    @noturaverage581 6 місяців тому

    18:16 😂😂😂😂 kane bredda 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @geebomber
    @geebomber 6 місяців тому +1

    Uncs right about the 13 month thing 🤔😊

  • @plasteringmagicgold7723
    @plasteringmagicgold7723 4 місяці тому

    Big ups for you boys, my fucking sides are fully fucked up, laughing so hard, Big up uncle percy 😅

  • @TommeeBaybee
    @TommeeBaybee 6 місяців тому +1

    Are the "Yuh Bright" t-shirts available to buy as merchandise?

  • @supremekg2011
    @supremekg2011 6 місяців тому +1

    100% right about 13 months in a year.
    Why do you think winter is coming later and later ever year? They changed the calendar in the 1800s

  • @thomasrogers3210
    @thomasrogers3210 5 місяців тому

    I'm still catching up on episodes , but Kane I'm with you.....Chisel up by 50+..."Lets do it!!!!" in our best uncle percy voice.....Chris boxing=that liquor box......baaakkkkkaaa.....!!!!

  • @scottbush3840
    @scottbush3840 6 місяців тому

    🤣😂😂🤣🤣bro my belly

  • @karlhedman9452
    @karlhedman9452 6 місяців тому

    Not the April fools 😂😂

  • @Battleshay
    @Battleshay 5 місяців тому

    Percy is right tho April 1st is the true new year it’s the first day of spring as well

  • @minniemouse1332
    @minniemouse1332 6 місяців тому

    .......You all have the right to remain silent....anything you say can and will be used against you in court..😅🤣🤣😅 Harrest dem hoffica! I cant!😁😁

  • @HelloBeautifulPeople
    @HelloBeautifulPeople 6 місяців тому

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DWL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 PERCY

  • @Ruu84
    @Ruu84 6 місяців тому

    Uncle Percy 💯

  • @_rtw_world_
    @_rtw_world_ 6 місяців тому

    Bruh here in SA we run for 8 hours yo ak47😂

  • @crskillzz1355
    @crskillzz1355 6 місяців тому

    Mad uncks x Percy link up would be crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erdywest7172
      @erdywest7172 5 місяців тому

      Fix up your humour if you think maduncks is funny

  • @kingsquire5781
    @kingsquire5781 6 місяців тому

    Uncle p on it you fi ina it 35 40is a standard but if you putting it down it's right a good 60min

  • @incognitoHoncho
    @incognitoHoncho 6 місяців тому +1

    Can you guys do a Live Show please! Percy can just wear a paper bag over his face. No face reveal lol

  • @liliana6715
    @liliana6715 6 місяців тому

    Uncle Percy is right though on the women ❤

  • @ThisIzGrizzly
    @ThisIzGrizzly 6 місяців тому

    1hr and Half non stop, he ain’t got no feeling in his hood

  • @matthew66789
    @matthew66789 6 місяців тому +1

    Over 1 hr is normal for me. Idk why my stamina so high

  • @Renrut09
    @Renrut09 6 місяців тому

    Percy is so rass lie! 😂

  • @noturaverage581
    @noturaverage581 6 місяців тому +1

    26:57 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katchbulletriveradventures38
    @katchbulletriveradventures38 6 місяців тому

    Percy right on this one
    Proper women tell you dont C**
    And go hours sweating up the tun tun
    2 3 4 5 6 hours yeah man...
    Tell em percy

  • @libra1love216
    @libra1love216 6 місяців тому +1

    26:00 sooooo funny 😂😂😂

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 6 місяців тому

      I can't drink or eat watching these guys 😂🤣

  • @travisg2780
    @travisg2780 Місяць тому

    Nearly drop out again 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThisIzGrizzly
    @ThisIzGrizzly 6 місяців тому

    Ethiopia use the 13 month Calendar

  • @Nomsa-us7gk
    @Nomsa-us7gk 5 місяців тому

    Kane 😊❤

  • @sunshinelady1751
    @sunshinelady1751 6 місяців тому

    20 mins tops will do 😊

  • @danyahlaarayah7016
    @danyahlaarayah7016 4 місяці тому

    April is the The original new year its in the bible well the old bibles anyway

  • @annhogan3085
    @annhogan3085 6 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Daniel-Paul7
    @Daniel-Paul7 6 місяців тому

    I’m sorry I’m look do Percy I’m needing 1.1/2 lol

  • @Cookie-Monster-
    @Cookie-Monster- 6 місяців тому

    2hours ?? Hell nahh 😂😂😂 and don’t get me wrong I love it… but that’s wayyyyy too much
    Not my pumpum 😩💀

  • @yolo6350
    @yolo6350 6 місяців тому

    Nah 2 hour too much, would need a juice & piff break with that😂

  • @itskingqueentv
    @itskingqueentv 6 місяців тому +1

    2hrs isn't too long if you include the whole repertoire.

  • @dannbatch1898
    @dannbatch1898 6 місяців тому +3

    Yes 2 hours is too long, after a while I’m flicking on Netflix and ordering my food from just eat during that time 😂

  • @Fizzywee
    @Fizzywee 4 місяці тому

    People only last 30mins?

  • @HigherMid
    @HigherMid 6 місяців тому

    NYC commenting Lmfaoo Kane!!!! Chris wants you to stay as you are cause he’s not gonna like the comments after the chisel up!! 🤣 you’re already tall so he’s already a hater 🤣 jk jk

  • @BUZZYBUZZIE
    @BUZZYBUZZIE 6 місяців тому

    Want a laugh come yasso 😂😂want knowledge come here click it ageee

  • @terrencerichardson2213
    @terrencerichardson2213 6 місяців тому

    Yea percy tripping with that my girl wouldnt even enjoy that 1hr yea 2? Naw

  • @Abdul.M.
    @Abdul.M. 6 місяців тому +1

    When chris said taking Flute lesson kane uncle Percy all quite
    Chirs to kane Your legs look like its hungry and dehydrated give it some water 💦 😂🤣

  • @kelvinpayne5224
    @kelvinpayne5224 Місяць тому

    Uncle Percu is correct.....the actual start of the year is April, look at all the spring flowers.....its true..these guys keep laughing when they dont knonthe truth, 8 9 10, october november december....

  • @sop1710
    @sop1710 6 місяців тому

    Minimums for gay women are higher than Percy's stats lol. 2 hours is nothing lol

  • @RaghdaAlayan
    @RaghdaAlayan 6 місяців тому

    Pied piper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zedz1989
    @zedz1989 6 місяців тому

    A hour and half to two hours is ridiculous🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

  • @arranherbert2933
    @arranherbert2933 6 місяців тому +1

    It’s true new year is April 1st. That’s why it’s the end of the tax year

  • @neighbourhoodtiesuk
    @neighbourhoodtiesuk 6 місяців тому

    Kane is old as fuck😂😂😂

  • @saniseb8065
    @saniseb8065 6 місяців тому +1

    20-45 minutes is boring. 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @MrDovehunter
    @MrDovehunter 4 місяці тому

    They all have amazing laughs 😂🫶🏼 bless up

  • @roadology5160
    @roadology5160 6 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂