How It's Actually Made - Vending Machines
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2020
- Vending Machines may be the height of modern convenience. Today, we'll show you how they're made.
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this video is false, i'm 100% sure that vending machines come out of a bigger vending machine, you just gotta choose the type
Wich are products of much bigger vending machines in space!
Mitch Hedberg
That vending machine comes out of another vending machine that gives vending machines until it’s an vending machine for insects
Who made the original vending machine though?
@@tripledyou9580 some answers are not meant to be known
A depressingly empty vending machine is just the imagery I need on Christmas Eve eve.
Its the 23rd
@@MonarchLemon not for everyone, it's the 24th for me
@@MonarchLemon christmas eve eve IS the 23rd...
As far as I'm concerned it's just cold May right now.
2020 specticals
"The workers chant righty tighty and lefty loosy" as a mechanic i feel attacked
Whats a mecahnic? Sorry did you mean a righty tighty man?
@blu that just gives me an entirely wrong image in my head
I too am a "Righty-tighty" man.
I said are you a righty tight man buy like 3 other people said that already so.... _are you a lefty loosie man?_
Remember. To spec is right until its loose, then back a quarter turn.
Is the guy who fills the vending machine technically a filling machine?
as i like to say, all guys are filling machines
Perhaps
If so, does that mean that those of us who remove the drinks from vending machines are rinsing machines? Does this mean I am a rinsing machine? And what if a vending machine technician gets a soda, is that person a combo filling and rinsing machine? How can that be possible?
ねね0625 lmao
@@Nhuu-wj7wd lewd
I'm surprised the "righty tighy" guy's finger nails were not brought up
my thought exactly!
Timestamp 2:46
That's his pry finger for removing wire connection from boards. 🤫
at first i was like "oh hes a guitar player" BUT THEN HIS PINKY AS WELL
it for cocaine
The glass bottles joke is pretty subtle, untill you realize how stupid it would be to have glass in a vending machine.
Sounds like greato idea to me!
There was a vending machine I saw with glass bottles. It had a rising conveyer belt that would ferry your drink to the door. No falling required.
@@readalotknowalot that's a smart design :O
@Don Clark glad to help!
@@bluelegocrane7754 i am concerned
"Righty Tighty Man" should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
All I could think about was how long his nail was and what it could be used for 👀
"the vending machine has a welded steel body called a wel de dstel bowdy"
That shit had me weak 😂
Sounds like how the Swedish Chef would’ve called it
Welsh moment
Steeless stain
2:47 what the HELL is that Coke spoon tier fingernail?
I could see leaving it that long to help pick up screws but that’s about it.
I used to know some Mexican guys that had one long fingernail, but I never found out why they did that. They were all machinists incidentally.
coke spoon
@@user-ellievator they do it so if a screw falls in a tight spot they can get it out. For mechanics it's weird not to have one
@@canisterbottournament That's actually a good idea.
We now have the triforce:
Rinsing machines
Filling machines
Vending machines
vending machines are human filling machines
@@cloudyminja wrong, they are dispensing machines, they dispense.
@@landrylongacre6391 it was just a meme based on this video lol ua-cam.com/video/LL9g58XbXKc/v-deo.html i still say theyre human filling machines, they give food that fills humans
triple trouble
Don’t forget about the Big Fucking Machine
pc guys when they realised their vending machine was pre built:
Ha, there’s is still only half as good (he said duel graphics, 32 GB of RAM, 4.2 GHz water cooled etc), jokes on him because I have 64 GB of RAM, 4x GPU water cooled of course, but dang it I’m only at a tie with 4.2 GHz on 32 threads... I knew I needed to upgrade that CPU to the newest 64 core Threadripper and crank it to 5+ GHz with cascade cooling. Oh well, at least my setup has triple displays and not just one. It’s only money sucking it does is from 2x 1300w PSUs and any other coolant like dry ice I feed it when I want to have fun going even faster.
Mine isn’t prebuilt though, it’s built in a handmade vampire style casket which only took 116 nails, 12 screws, and some spider infested wood from a pile in an old barn then lots of sawing. Looks way better than that vending machine!
@@jakegarrett8109 duel 3090s in a sleeper build like that would go together very well
@@txic.4818 Indeed, and its possible, smallest duel gpu build I had was on a micro ATX board (water cooled would make it even smaller, as I was using FIJI cards so the PCB is tiny but the massive triple slot air coolers really packed the board compared to when I have them water cooled). I think I even had it in a pre-built Emachine at one point (junky prebuilt case, like a thief would just pass by that junk and not give it a second look).
I know I have a video of the same motherboard and CPU in that case making fun of Intel's Computex where they "forgot to mention" they used a chiller on the Xeon's overclock, so I had my phase cooler bolted to the bottom and it was running about -35c loaded and -60c idle with my "OEM cooler", lol! I can link that video if you want, its not great but its short and a good laugh if you want to also see the worst cable management too because I didn't bother cleaning it up and had wires from the extra heaters just dangling around and had a separate PSU to activate the cooling system.
@@jakegarrett8109 lmfao now I NEED to see this
@@txic.4818 My channel banner has couple pics of the cooler here: ua-cam.com/channels/Zp2Om_w_o0ry_FQhAUp-CA.html
and the 30 second video clip in teh Emachine is here: ua-cam.com/video/30SFGaTUgIo/v-deo.html
I love the computer specs joke. You had me wondering for a solid second why any imbedded computer would have so much ram and need such a powerful processor.
Little do you know it was not actually a joke. The government uses vending machines as population monitoring servers.
bruh same. i was like why need that much specs? hahaha
SAME, i waws like: i dont even have 32GB and i have a gaming pc
embedded*
I love how the used a dollhouse vending machine for the model
You couldn’t place a real vending machine on a spinning platform, it’s too heavy
@@sgtbathsoap That sounds like coward talk.
@@sgtbathsoap you can fit a car on a lazy Susan tho....
I started searching online for one, just from looking at the thumbnail.
@@sgtbathsoap also you can probably just rotate the cam around the thing instead of rotating the thing
Behold: the third cousin removed of the elusive filling machine and rinsing machine.
It will fill you with snacks and rinse out your wallet of all its money!
And the hermaphrodite faucet
It’s a dispensing machine
It was kidnapped by an eagle to then comeback to takeover mach.co with its human mercenaries.
I love how it's implied that he has a whole place dedicated to the phrase "which accepts the coins"
Legend says that the bank note accepter summons a demon from another realm who will eat your pennies at night…
My dyslexia made me read it as "penises"
@@felineace9068 im under the weather so i just went with
“A Demon From Another Realm Who Will Eat Your Penis At Night”
MORRIGAN, HERE I AM!!!
@@PChamileon97 wait whats the average amount of penises for a human body?
@@felineace9068 not sure but I heard some mollusks have 2
I assume this is a reference to this
ua-cam.com/users/shortsnQ7c-WqrlPY?feature=share
"4.2 GHz processor and 32 gigabytes of RAM"
My computer: Sweats nervously
damn that vending machine is able to run Cyberpunk
I feel like there needs to be further elaboration on why a machine that turns a motor to make a bag of chips go plop needs 32 gigabytes of ram.
I think part of it is reading actual bills
For super MLG gaming of course
Another comment said it's a joke
obviously for no lag, i mean like do you want to have your vending machine lag while its giving you a drink or something . no! it has to have only the best gaming computer so it can hit the head shots
So if you try to shake it to get free product, it can calculate exactly how to land a sweet 360 no scope.
CT wins.
So a vending machine that feeds you is a filling machine. And the ones with drinks are rinsing machines?
You could also rinse things with the water, making it both a filling machine and a rinsing machine
What about a vending machine that has both food and drinks?
"Let me reiterate that the filling machine must not be confused with the rinsing machine."
Is there an email address I can forward this question to?
1:03 When a vending machine is faster than your computer
5:05 - "Fuck, I should've gotten the orange and white swirly one instead"
The casual and official way he says “the factory workers often chant “righty tighty, lefty loosey”” is side tearingly hilarious.
thank god he clarified the coin acceptor’s purpose, i was completely distraught
Lol
Now if we only knew what the bank note acceptor does, i could die happy. Unfortunately, its a mystery.
@@tillmanstevens9756 it's to exchange them for the coins the vending machine didn't like.
In Japan they have fermented fish drinks in vending machines for 4000 Yen.
why
@@suspectxxxl2980 That's what I wanna know....
Technically, Worcestershire sauce is fermented fish sauce.
Not their first crime against humanity.
@@1992Hauke nani?!
“Steel-less stains” 🤣🤣🤣
1:53 does this mean he has an entire page for just , "wich accepts the coins"
0:43 that joke is so underrated
I love how this guy manages to create content that is relatively educational, but also ironic and funny as hell.
4:19
The last time the strong cold setting was used there was an indescribable horrific sight everywhere to be seen, to this day there are no known survivors of the incident
This isn’t how it’s actually made, it’s how it’s actually assembled
“aCkCHullY” smh
That is still HOW ITS MADE
And here I was thinking there was a little leprechaun in the machines who used rollers to give you the snack that you wanted.
Impossible. Rollers are only imaginary.
I bet this man's never hugged a bee in his life
He tries but the bees won’t hug him back :(
3:12 steelless stain 💀
Bank note receiver is where you stick the hold up note in to let the bank that collects the notes know they are being robbed.
I like how the vending Machine has more ram than my gaming pc
Not to mention a 4.2ghz processor lol
@@moxxy3565 lmao
Lmao I was like 32GB??? What the hell 😂😂
mr. huggbees, would you consider vending machines to be a rinsing machine or a filling machine?
the person who puts stuff into the vending machine would be the filling machine
1:32 IS THE MOST UNDERRATED JOKE IN THIS ENTIRE VIDEO
Mitch Hedberg once said: "I wanna make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It would have to be REAL FUCKING BIG!"
A really underappreciated comedian RIP Mitch.
when you realize that a vending machine has more power than your own pc..
In reality a processor running 4 Mhz and having 32 kilobyte of ram would easily be able to scan a keypad, run a 2 line display with payment information and a board with relays for running the motors that dispense.
Those specs are wildly exaggerated, what in gods name would a simple vending machine need 32 GIGA-BYTE of ram for.
@@JohnDoe-bd5sz simple, that vending machine is mining crypto 24/7 for the vending company using the electricity of their clients. It’s pure genius and completely unnoticed. You think the refrigerator is there to keep the drinks chilled, think again.
First, let it smell your hand. This calms the bunny down and lets it know you are not hostile.
2:47 my guy saled fingers out here rn XD
Anyone notice how low the drink door was on the bottom? Your basically crawling on the ground to get in there.
I was about to comment this, it basically trows your drink on the ground for you to pick like a dog
That "weldastel bodie" line got me for some reason and legit made me laugh, nice work man, keep it up!
Well let me tell you it is nice to cuddle a bunny, they are so fluffy and cute
thank you roman.
0:48 the guy's face in the back is giving me the creeps
That moment when the vending machine has better specs than you do
I got double those specs, sounds like you need an upgrade. Sales associate slides over a pile of GPUs...
real episode title
"How It's Actually Assembled - Vending Machines"
No kidding
I love how Huggbees just tossed to my face that a vending machine has 3 times more power than my pc
3:32 what is going on with righty tighty guys nails
Surprised you didn't make fun of the worker's nails @ 2:47
I feel like theyd bend backwards if he had to put weight on them
@@ChickentNug I wonder if that long finger is used to check the coin return mechanism 🤣
@@j2simpso haha gross
this guy has a long nail on each hand....hmmm wonder what those are used for.....
Crack of course
They're used for his cocaine addiction 😳
Rib pokes.
Scratching 'is arse
@Don C or his sister
3:39
Wasted opportunity to have killed it by finishing it with “..and if they were lucky they could have gotten two goodies for the price of one, that’s how the ‘buy 2 get 1 free’ idea was introduced to the market to discourage people from shaking the machines”
Vending machine? More like spending Machine.
Im gonna find my way out
no wait, please stay
That quality joke gave me a run for my *money*
*You are the spending machine*
@@Bean_Lord531 bruh, you can't just come into my life after three months and then suddenly roast me with something i 100% agree with
What a nice sounding narrator, I hope he does not lose a page of his script
I’m sorry but... he lost a page of his script for a moment... but it’s okay! He found it
0:33 and get stuck on it’s way down and you cry on the corner
Fun fact: vending machines are made from victims of the Siberian permafrost's to keep the device cool with their soul's
"While the invisible trays hold air and other gases."
Uh- what "other gases" are supposed to be in there-?
Sarin gas. Havent you seen the news?
@@bogman4629 o-o
0:57 Lol Truly amazing the computational sophistication packed in those little IC packages nowadays
i love the implication that “which accepts the coins” is the whole page of the script
Bruh, imagine having water cooling in your vending machine 2:15
“The workers often shout ‘Righty tighty lefty loosey’ when screwing in the mother boards.”
This made me laugh so hard-
Yeayyyyy baby! Had not seen one of these in a while! Glad to have you back.
Thank you for making these. I showed my buddy some today, and we laughed our asses off.
3:00 Don't think that coke nail went unnoticed player.
I’ve had a really shitty day today, so thank you for posting stuff like this and making me laugh. You’re amazing!!!
“Chant righty tighty lefty loosy” bruh they do that so the little kids know they aren’t working alone
That vending machine can literry run anything with integeated graphs
seen someone play doom eternal 4k 120fps ultra graphics with ray tracing enabled on one of these vending machines.
2:47 im actually going to start crying why on earth is his fingernail so long? especially when the others are trimmed short
2:10 that discord ring tone scared me
Been really grooving out to the background music lately. What a jam. I really like it. I’m so lonely.
the name for the welded steel body just falls so nicely on the ears, listening to it is just such a pure pleasure
I never got here so fast that the metal used in the vending machine is still being weld.
1:01 so your telling me my garbage PC can't even stand up to a vending machine?
That joke about air in vending machines is gonna age really well in like 20 years
Bah, hah, hah!!!
The narration on this rip of the "How its Made" videos is amazing, cheers for making me smile!
I'm confused about the difference between a filling machine and a vending machine, please clarify huggbees!
that motherboard is probably and most likely better than the motherboard inside my pc
Thank you. That was genuine laughter when I needed it most.
This video is hilarious . Great way to slide in those jokes 😂
I think the title is wrong. This is CLEARLY a filling machine
No it’s a rinsing machine
@@jruth77 Cleanses you of money
@@jruth77 it's the rinsing machine, not the filling machine.
@@thememeguy2135 thank you for agreeing sir. It seems people get the wrong concept of what that machine CLEARLY is
3:32 daaayyyuuumm he's got coke shovels on his fingers!
Your videos are Chaotic Lawful and I love it
The "heavier shelves" section was a missed opportunity for a Your Mom joke
Awesome! Just finished rewatching the breathmints one, perfect timing 😊😊 Thank you!
Fun fact: 8 people can’t be first
Sadly I’m gonna have to take the dub and be first this time
Thanks for the clarification
First
First
First
I feel like there's kids who take these videos seriously and tell their parents how a vending machine is made, which is perfectly described in this video.
As someone who enjoys vending machines, this hit close to home. Good job on the video
0:58 yup that sure looks like a 4.2 GHz cpu
Did you mean: Doofenshmirtz's worst nightmare
Dang, this friggin vending machine has a better computer set up than me.
This was very informative for my business porpoises.
Thank you.
So lemme get this straight, this isn't a rinsing or filling machine?
Correct.
Now you can pet the rabbit. Don't pick it up though, rabbits do not like to be picked up.
‘Hey man I just got a new PC’
‘Oh nice, what graphics card do you have?’
‘Sprite.’
“The thick heavy trays are for glass bottles” nice one
At work theres a vending machine that kinda has the hots for me and keeps trying to buy my affection with extra burritos
I feel like a jerk for taking advantage but imma take the food anyway
I was convinced this was real until he found his script
Congratulations Hugbees.
UA-cam recognized this video as "educational" by putting it in the educational category.
The best part about these videos is noting the exact moment when the insanity begins