If so, does that mean that those of us who remove the drinks from vending machines are rinsing machines? Does this mean I am a rinsing machine? And what if a vending machine technician gets a soda, is that person a combo filling and rinsing machine? How can that be possible?
In the year 2042: _These are now the *minimum* stats for a vending machine computer owing both to mandatory internet connectivity *and* all of the bloatware in the operating system... 😉
obviously for no lag, i mean like do you want to have your vending machine lag while its giving you a drink or something . no! it has to have only the best gaming computer so it can hit the head shots
4:19 The last time the strong cold setting was used there was an indescribable horrific sight everywhere to be seen, to this day there are no known survivors of the incident
In reality a processor running 4 Mhz and having 32 kilobyte of ram would easily be able to scan a keypad, run a 2 line display with payment information and a board with relays for running the motors that dispense. Those specs are wildly exaggerated, what in gods name would a simple vending machine need 32 GIGA-BYTE of ram for.
@@JohnDoe-bd5sz simple, that vending machine is mining crypto 24/7 for the vending company using the electricity of their clients. It’s pure genius and completely unnoticed. You think the refrigerator is there to keep the drinks chilled, think again.
Apparently, the first concept of a vending machine is from about 70AD, when Hero of Alexandria drew up concepts of a coin-operated wine/holy water dispenser. Man, this brought me down a rabbit hole. This dude conceptualized the first steam engine, in old egypt
3:39 Wasted opportunity to have killed it by finishing it with “..and if they were lucky they could have gotten two goodies for the price of one, that’s how the ‘buy 2 get 1 free’ idea was introduced to the market to discourage people from shaking the machines”
I feel like there's kids who take these videos seriously and tell their parents how a vending machine is made, which is perfectly described in this video.
A depressingly empty vending machine is just the imagery I need on Christmas Eve eve.
Its the 23rd
@@MonarchLemon not for everyone, it's the 24th for me
@@MonarchLemon christmas eve eve IS the 23rd...
As far as I'm concerned it's just cold May right now.
2020 specticals
"The workers chant righty tighty and lefty loosy" as a mechanic i feel attacked
Whats a mecahnic? Sorry did you mean a righty tighty man?
@blu that just gives me an entirely wrong image in my head
I too am a "Righty-tighty" man.
I said are you a righty tight man buy like 3 other people said that already so.... _are you a lefty loosie man?_
Remember. To spec is right until its loose, then back a quarter turn.
"Righty Tighty Man" should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
All I could think about was how long his nail was and what it could be used for 👀
Is the guy who fills the vending machine technically a filling machine?
as i like to say, all guys are filling machines
Perhaps
If so, does that mean that those of us who remove the drinks from vending machines are rinsing machines? Does this mean I am a rinsing machine? And what if a vending machine technician gets a soda, is that person a combo filling and rinsing machine? How can that be possible?
ねね0625 lmao
@@Nhuu-wj7wd lewd
this video is false, i'm 100% sure that vending machines come out of a bigger vending machine, you just gotta choose the type
Wich are products of much bigger vending machines in space!
Mitch Hedberg
That vending machine comes out of another vending machine that gives vending machines until it’s an vending machine for insects
Who made the original vending machine though?
@@TripledYou some answers are not meant to be known
I'm surprised the "righty tighy" guy's finger nails were not brought up
my thought exactly!
Timestamp 2:46
That's his pry finger for removing wire connection from boards. 🤫
at first i was like "oh hes a guitar player" BUT THEN HIS PINKY AS WELL
it for cocaine
The glass bottles joke is pretty subtle, untill you realize how stupid it would be to have glass in a vending machine.
Sounds like greato idea to me!
There was a vending machine I saw with glass bottles. It had a rising conveyer belt that would ferry your drink to the door. No falling required.
@@readalotknowalot that's a smart design :O
@Don Clark glad to help!
@@bluelegocrane7754 i am concerned
"the vending machine has a welded steel body called a wel de dstel bowdy"
That shit had me weak 😂
Sounds like how the Swedish Chef would’ve called it
Welsh moment
Steeless stain
Weldestelbödi
2:47 what the HELL is that Coke spoon tier fingernail?
I could see leaving it that long to help pick up screws but that’s about it.
I used to know some Mexican guys that had one long fingernail, but I never found out why they did that. They were all machinists incidentally.
coke spoon
@@user-ellievator they do it so if a screw falls in a tight spot they can get it out. For mechanics it's weird not to have one
@@canisterbottournament That's actually a good idea.
I love how the used a dollhouse vending machine for the model
You couldn’t place a real vending machine on a spinning platform, it’s too heavy
@@sgtbathsoap That sounds like coward talk.
@@sgtbathsoap you can fit a car on a lazy Susan tho....
I started searching online for one, just from looking at the thumbnail.
@@sgtbathsoap also you can probably just rotate the cam around the thing instead of rotating the thing
I love how it's implied that he has a whole place dedicated to the phrase "which accepts the coins"
Behold: the third cousin removed of the elusive filling machine and rinsing machine.
It will fill you with snacks and rinse out your wallet of all its money!
And the hermaphrodite faucet
It’s a dispensing machine
It was kidnapped by an eagle to then comeback to takeover mach.co with its human mercenaries.
Legend says that the bank note accepter summons a demon from another realm who will eat your pennies at night…
My dyslexia made me read it as "penises"
@@felineace9068 im under the weather so i just went with
“A Demon From Another Realm Who Will Eat Your Penis At Night”
MORRIGAN, HERE I AM!!!
@@PChamileon97 wait whats the average amount of penises for a human body?
@@felineace9068 not sure but I heard some mollusks have 2
I assume this is a reference to this
ua-cam.com/users/shortsnQ7c-WqrlPY?feature=share
damn that vending machine is able to run Cyberpunk
"4.2 GHz processor and 32 gigabytes of RAM"
My computer: Sweats nervously
In the year 2042: _These are now the *minimum* stats for a vending machine computer owing both to mandatory internet connectivity *and* all of the bloatware in the operating system... 😉
So a vending machine that feeds you is a filling machine. And the ones with drinks are rinsing machines?
You could also rinse things with the water, making it both a filling machine and a rinsing machine
What about a vending machine that has both food and drinks?
"Let me reiterate that the filling machine must not be confused with the rinsing machine."
Is there an email address I can forward this question to?
I feel like there needs to be further elaboration on why a machine that turns a motor to make a bag of chips go plop needs 32 gigabytes of ram.
I think part of it is reading actual bills
For super MLG gaming of course
Another comment said it's a joke
obviously for no lag, i mean like do you want to have your vending machine lag while its giving you a drink or something . no! it has to have only the best gaming computer so it can hit the head shots
So if you try to shake it to get free product, it can calculate exactly how to land a sweet 360 no scope.
CT wins.
1:03 When a vending machine is faster than your computer
4:19
The last time the strong cold setting was used there was an indescribable horrific sight everywhere to be seen, to this day there are no known survivors of the incident
In Japan they have fermented fish drinks in vending machines for 4000 Yen.
why
@@suspectxxxl2980 That's what I wanna know....
Technically, Worcestershire sauce is fermented fish sauce.
Not their first crime against humanity.
@@1992Hauke nani?!
5:05 - "Fuck, I should've gotten the orange and white swirly one instead"
I love how this guy manages to create content that is relatively educational, but also ironic and funny as hell.
The casual and official way he says “the factory workers often chant “righty tighty, lefty loosey”” is side tearingly hilarious.
thank god he clarified the coin acceptor’s purpose, i was completely distraught
Lol
Now if we only knew what the bank note acceptor does, i could die happy. Unfortunately, its a mystery.
@@tillmanstevens9756 it's to exchange them for the coins the vending machine didn't like.
1:32 IS THE MOST UNDERRATED JOKE IN THIS ENTIRE VIDEO
1:53 does this mean he has an entire page for just , "wich accepts the coins"
0:43 that joke is so underrated
Bank note receiver is where you stick the hold up note in to let the bank that collects the notes know they are being robbed.
And here I was thinking there was a little leprechaun in the machines who used rollers to give you the snack that you wanted.
Impossible. Rollers are only imaginary.
This isn’t how it’s actually made, it’s how it’s actually assembled
“aCkCHullY” smh
That is still HOW ITS MADE
That "weldastel bodie" line got me for some reason and legit made me laugh, nice work man, keep it up!
I like how the vending Machine has more ram than my gaming pc
Not to mention a 4.2ghz processor lol
@@moxxy3565 lmao
Lmao I was like 32GB??? What the hell 😂😂
mr. huggbees, would you consider vending machines to be a rinsing machine or a filling machine?
the person who puts stuff into the vending machine would be the filling machine
Mitch Hedberg once said: "I wanna make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It would have to be REAL FUCKING BIG!"
A really underappreciated comedian RIP Mitch.
when you realize that a vending machine has more power than your own pc..
In reality a processor running 4 Mhz and having 32 kilobyte of ram would easily be able to scan a keypad, run a 2 line display with payment information and a board with relays for running the motors that dispense.
Those specs are wildly exaggerated, what in gods name would a simple vending machine need 32 GIGA-BYTE of ram for.
@@JohnDoe-bd5sz simple, that vending machine is mining crypto 24/7 for the vending company using the electricity of their clients. It’s pure genius and completely unnoticed. You think the refrigerator is there to keep the drinks chilled, think again.
3:12 steelless stain 💀
That moment when the vending machine has better specs than you do
I got double those specs, sounds like you need an upgrade. Sales associate slides over a pile of GPUs...
I love how Huggbees just tossed to my face that a vending machine has 3 times more power than my pc
Well let me tell you it is nice to cuddle a bunny, they are so fluffy and cute
thank you roman.
Been really grooving out to the background music lately. What a jam. I really like it. I’m so lonely.
2:47 my guy saled fingers out here rn XD
0:57 Lol Truly amazing the computational sophistication packed in those little IC packages nowadays
i love the implication that “which accepts the coins” is the whole page of the script
Apparently, the first concept of a vending machine is from about 70AD, when Hero of Alexandria drew up concepts of a coin-operated wine/holy water dispenser.
Man, this brought me down a rabbit hole. This dude conceptualized the first steam engine, in old egypt
Anyone notice how low the drink door was on the bottom? Your basically crawling on the ground to get in there.
I was about to comment this, it basically trows your drink on the ground for you to pick like a dog
3:39
Wasted opportunity to have killed it by finishing it with “..and if they were lucky they could have gotten two goodies for the price of one, that’s how the ‘buy 2 get 1 free’ idea was introduced to the market to discourage people from shaking the machines”
I’ve had a really shitty day today, so thank you for posting stuff like this and making me laugh. You’re amazing!!!
Your videos are Chaotic Lawful and I love it
0:48 the guy's face in the back is giving me the creeps
I bet this man's never hugged a bee in his life
He tries but the bees won’t hug him back :(
2:10 that discord ring tone scared me
The "heavier shelves" section was a missed opportunity for a Your Mom joke
“The workers often shout ‘Righty tighty lefty loosey’ when screwing in the mother boards.”
This made me laugh so hard-
prblem with joke videos is that sometimes, even when you get the joke, there isnt actually any other good videos on the topic, and you actually cared.
3:00 Don't think that coke nail went unnoticed player.
A vending machine is a filling machine because the filling machine fills things and a vending machine gives you things to fill your stomach.
First, let it smell your hand. This calms the bunny down and lets it know you are not hostile.
real episode title
"How It's Actually Assembled - Vending Machines"
No kidding
1:37 Bro's forgot to cut his voiceover!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yeayyyyy baby! Had not seen one of these in a while! Glad to have you back.
"While the invisible trays hold air and other gases."
Uh- what "other gases" are supposed to be in there-?
Sarin gas. Havent you seen the news?
@@bogman4629 o-o
Bruh, imagine having water cooling in your vending machine 2:15
“Chant righty tighty lefty loosy” bruh they do that so the little kids know they aren’t working alone
3:32 daaayyyuuumm he's got coke shovels on his fingers!
That joke about air in vending machines is gonna age really well in like 20 years
3:32 what is going on with righty tighty guys nails
"4.2 gigahertz processor and 32 gigabytes RAM". Better than my pc lol
that motherboard is probably and most likely better than the motherboard inside my pc
i need to learn how to make a vending machine while taking a monster on the toilet
Vending machine? More like spending Machine.
Im gonna find my way out
no wait, please stay
That quality joke gave me a run for my *money*
*You are the spending machine*
@@Bean_Lord531 bruh, you can't just come into my life after three months and then suddenly roast me with something i 100% agree with
When the vending machine has better specs for gaming than my actual gaming computer
Awesome! Just finished rewatching the breathmints one, perfect timing 😊😊 Thank you!
The trays are made from stainless steel, while the snacks are made entirely from steel less stains. I'm dying
Fun fact: vending machines are made from victims of the Siberian permafrost's to keep the device cool with their soul's
This video is hilarious . Great way to slide in those jokes 😂
0:33 and get stuck on it’s way down and you cry on the corner
I feel like there's kids who take these videos seriously and tell their parents how a vending machine is made, which is perfectly described in this video.
What a nice sounding narrator, I hope he does not lose a page of his script
I’m sorry but... he lost a page of his script for a moment... but it’s okay! He found it
2:41 - 4:00 I'm kind of disappointed that it wasn't pointed out that the "right-tighty man" has two coke nails
I never got here so fast that the metal used in the vending machine is still being weld.
Congratulations Hugbees.
UA-cam recognized this video as "educational" by putting it in the educational category.
this guy has a long nail on each hand....hmmm wonder what those are used for.....
Crack of course
They're used for his cocaine addiction 😳
Rib pokes.
Scratching 'is arse
@Don C or his sister
This video is untrue, vending machine workers are regularly tested for bravery and valor on a daily basis!
At 4:00 of the video --> May I know how the spring reduces impact when the machine falls? Isn't there still the metal part of each tray?
it bounces off the person and stands back up
the name for the welded steel body just falls so nicely on the ears, listening to it is just such a pure pleasure
Surprised you didn't make fun of the worker's nails @ 2:47
I feel like theyd bend backwards if he had to put weight on them
@@ChickentNug I wonder if that long finger is used to check the coin return mechanism 🤣
@@j2simpso haha gross
“The thick heavy trays are for glass bottles” nice one
0:58 yup that sure looks like a 4.2 GHz cpu
Dude 😂 this was helpful but also not helpful . Love the humor 😂
2:47 im actually going to start crying why on earth is his fingernail so long? especially when the others are trimmed short
The ones in my middle school are actually really nice, you can buy multiple things at once and it’s pretty new
I was convinced this was real until he found his script
Bah, hah, hah!!!
The narration on this rip of the "How its Made" videos is amazing, cheers for making me smile!
I think the title is wrong. This is CLEARLY a filling machine
No it’s a rinsing machine
@@jruth77 Cleanses you of money
@@jruth77 it's the rinsing machine, not the filling machine.
@@thememeguy2135 thank you for agreeing sir. It seems people get the wrong concept of what that machine CLEARLY is
Dang, this friggin vending machine has a better computer set up than me.
1:01 so your telling me my garbage PC can't even stand up to a vending machine?
That vending machine can literry run anything with integeated graphs
seen someone play doom eternal 4k 120fps ultra graphics with ray tracing enabled on one of these vending machines.
Fun fact: 8 people can’t be first
Sadly I’m gonna have to take the dub and be first this time
Thanks for the clarification
First
First
First
Thank you. That was genuine laughter when I needed it most.
Now you can pet the rabbit. Don't pick it up though, rabbits do not like to be picked up.