@@crazyfrogextended Maybe in my younger days, although I was never much of a Ritz-Head. I might switch to Jared and Pauls corn chips, even though they are expensive, because I can eat a handful and be satisfied, whereas I eat Fritos and I want to eat the entire bag. Rumor has it they put in chemicals to make them addictive.
Hello! The cracker was salted. (I am the one who made the original video). Snails do and can eat salt, and the snail knew when there was too much salt, and that was when it turned away and stopped eating the cracker. He didn't die from the salt, so don't worry about that 🙃
i had a terrible night last night, and im not doing ok. this random ass video of a snail eating a ritz cracker with doom music genuinely made me smile, thank you
@@DeltaTango2024 just "friend" drama. it still hurts really bad, and what is going on isn't ok. but that's ok, because ill be ok. Even if i don't know when.
Can you imagine just snailing along one day, and coming across a snack twice the size of yourself and just digging in with no interruptions? Best fucking day of its life, if it can remember anything more than 5 seconds previously.
Just to add a bit a random useless info. The garden snails in the USA are actually an invasive species brought over by the french specifically for eating, they are the same snails used in Escargot. You can actually eat (and raise, and cultivate) garden snails! However wild caught snails should have their GI systems purged by feeding them a diet of breadcrumbs or crackers for several days, low sodium of course.
"So you slither eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your hunger for crackers never quench, may the crumbs on your mouth never dry, and may we never need you again" -Snaillax
Y'know what appeared on mine that made me fall to my knees? PopularMMOS: "Surviving a Tsunami in Minecraft With Jen!" 🥲 (I think that's what it's called)
imagine the people in 1960s who thought we were going to have flying cars by this time but we’re watching snails eating rits crackers edit:MY GOD 1.6K LIKES TY
the music is a great addition but I'm still more focused on the pattern it eats in, its a methodical sweep left and right to chew out a corner at impressively slow speeds lol
I might be confusing my snails here, but I think it just scrapes bits off of the biscuit, kinda like a file/rasp. So I’m guessing that a Triscuit would probably be quite easy to eat for a snail, because it’s got quite a rough surface itself.
@@Spider-in-the-kinkyboots-p1u Yeah, I imagine it would be able to as well, Triscuit was the most challenging cracker I could think of. I know they do a number on the roof of my mouth.
They don't exactly have teeth in the same way we do. They have radulas, which are sortof like tongues covered in teeth. I dunno if they'd be able to manage a triscuit, haha.. Seems a bit too rough.
This is the most metal thing I've seen all day. Considering how deadly salt is to these little guys and how salty Ritz are, this would be like a human trying to eat a pufferfish without taking the deadly organs out first
At least it is what should be played as background music at most cold buffets. I have seen so many 'cute grannies' turn into the Doom Slayer when they feel entitled to those shrimps, although they know they will have enough after two or three. There can be _no_ merci expected from them.
I'm surprised the snail took a single bite. I was over at a friend's house and they threw out some cereal for the birds. The birds wouldn't touch it and went back to picking through the gravel driveway, which was stained with dirty motor oil, to search for whatever it was that they were eating. I said "Wow, when I was a kid, the birds would have devoured that cereal in an instant. Now they won't touch it. Maybe we shouldn't either."
Please read the description before commenting
no
@@SneakyBastard-oi4ebok edgelord
I read the description, so I know not to ask if there's salt.
Is there NaCl?
@@MythraenWHAT DID THE DESCRIPTION S-
Hello, I read the description and have just one question.
Was there salt?
For this task we send only you. Nibble and gobble, until the deed is done.
Ritz and tear (I stole this from another comment nyehhehehhe)
@@JAVA_CH1PThe Ritz Slayer(I totaly didnt stole that)
Only eats like 10% and leaves
@@JAVA_CH1Pi saw who you stole from
the only one they fear is snel
Relative to his size, he ate the equivalent of an entire box of crackers. Lil bro left because he was downbad for a drink of water.
That's rookie numbers. Any average Ritzhead can wolf down two packs minimum. MINIMUM.
@@crazyfrogextended Maybe in my younger days, although I was never much of a Ritz-Head. I might switch to Jared and Pauls corn chips, even though they are expensive, because I can eat a handful and be satisfied, whereas I eat Fritos and I want to eat the entire bag. Rumor has it they put in chemicals to make them addictive.
@@Daeva23 It's the MSG. (Seriously.)
imagine if it ate the whole cracker
@@jemiller226 Dang monosodium glutamate. The devil's salt.
Ritz and tear
This is gonna be the comment with 10k likes in a year
until it is done
The Snaillander
Snail Gordon
Because I’m pretty sure they snail is pretty fat after that chunk of cracker.
yeah
Friendly reminder that garden snails have around 14,000 teeth
yet no dentists, we can learn something here :p
T H E R A D U L A
@@OfficialEnglishHermitwe have to stop eating sugar if we want to get rid of dentists
Not 25k?
Why did u remind me about Garden Snails having 14,000 teethhh
I was getting along with those shell guys D:
I love the way it leaves at the end, "I have wounded you, your cries for help will serve as bait for your friends, and they shall meet the same fate."
Dang that line goes hard 🔥🔥✍️
cute animal + eating a cute snack + doom music = profit
yt algorithm recommendation classic
Fr
Real
ig they're cute but HAVE U EVER PICKED ONE UP it goes like *Squick~ glorp bop* AND OTHER SLIMEY THINGS AND IT IS DISCUSSING
@@yamicats debateble
@@promeneuzivotu117Yes, debatable.
JUST KIDDING THEY’RE THE CUTEST THINGS EVER AND ARE OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE
Hello! The cracker was salted. (I am the one who made the original video). Snails do and can eat salt, and the snail knew when there was too much salt, and that was when it turned away and stopped eating the cracker. He didn't die from the salt, so don't worry about that 🙃
Okay good
good to hear
Ok thanks! That’s really good to hear
What is lil slayer’s name
Thanks for confirming.
THE RITZ SLAYER
YES
THE CRUMB SLAYER
The rizz slayer
@@ElevatorMusicLoverFgray lol
@@Phone_banduFun Fact! British english is different then american english!
i had a terrible night last night, and im not doing ok. this random ass video of a snail eating a ritz cracker with doom music genuinely made me smile, thank you
You doing ok now?
@@DeltaTango2024 just "friend" drama. it still hurts really bad, and what is going on isn't ok. but that's ok, because ill be ok. Even if i don't know when.
I hope you feel better soon. You got it.
@@Ruthie_the_G0blinKeep yo' chin up soldier. It'll be okay.
@@Ruthie_the_G0blinhere have a hug
R.i.p Ritz Cracker, got oblirated during an epic bossfight music and left wounded on the battlefield...
Can you imagine just snailing along one day, and coming across a snack twice the size of yourself and just digging in with no interruptions?
Best fucking day of its life, if it can remember anything more than 5 seconds previously.
actually they do, I just typed "how long is a snail's memory" and there has been some studies!
@@AlegriacaptionsI respect that you cited your source simply being google
Just to add a bit a random useless info. The garden snails in the USA are actually an invasive species brought over by the french specifically for eating, they are the same snails used in Escargot. You can actually eat (and raise, and cultivate) garden snails! However wild caught snails should have their GI systems purged by feeding them a diet of breadcrumbs or crackers for several days, low sodium of course.
@@TheRealStewpiddidnt even say google, they just said they "typed", they couldve been on AskJeeves for all you know
@@Sea_Leech Source?
The gluttonous beast reveals his greed once again...
The immortal snail after he reaches me in my sleep in a hotel in Dubai
Oh hell nah💀🤢
chat is that the xbox 360 pfp
i get joke lol (i saw the vid)
What does that mean?
@@barliqazimi4815 it means an immortal snail reaches him in at a hotel in dubai
The fact this showed up on my For You feed and I actively chose to sit down and watch this says a lot
As a heliciculturist I can confirm that this is how snails perceive the world around them.
I cracked up a bit when lil buddy turned and left
He hit the salt.
goo trail
You “cracked” up cuz the video was a “cracker”, get it? Get it? (Kill me)
@@Froxerii_nufflesbest comment of the year
@@Froxerii_nufflesGET OUT 🗣️🔥
"So you slither eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your hunger for crackers never quench, may the crumbs on your mouth never dry, and may we never need you again" -Snaillax
One grain of salt and he's cooked. What a baller!
Thats what i was thinking! How did he not get the salt
@@AkelaAnimation the person recording probably wiped it off before it started chowing down.
@@synical69 hopefully
@@synical69 yeah that makes sense
@@synical69 or he just brought an unsalted kind
Unironically this made me calm down a bit after getting irritated by a social situation I was just in. Thank you, snail. 💖💖
Snails for moving.
Cheetahs for eating.
this gives the vibes of those videos from 10 years ago that randomly come onto your fyp
Eventually it will be!
@@ErinGrimortis The prophecy has been said eventually it shall become the truth.
In 10 years, UA-cam will recommend this video to people again.
Y'know what appeared on mine that made me fall to my knees?
PopularMMOS: "Surviving a Tsunami in Minecraft With Jen!" 🥲
(I think that's what it's called)
Snail: IMA EAT YOU, YOU COOKIE
Snail after a 1 minute : IM FULL BUT THIS ISNT OVER YET. I'LL BE BACK
I love that you gave doom music to a video where 95% of the food remains uneaten.
Whoever got close enough to record this dangerous beast has a death wish.
how blessed are we that i can open up my youtube recommended and see this?
imagine the people in 1960s who thought we were going to have flying cars by this time but we’re watching snails eating rits crackers edit:MY GOD 1.6K LIKES TY
Flying cars are just helicopters and airplanes
With Doom music
@@cathoffmann9353Yeah but with cars you can travel on the ground with them
We technically do, just not realssed to the public for safe reasons
We caught a skyscraper from sky a booster caught by SpaceX
This might probably be the best ad Ritz could ever ask for
Corporations are never this creative.
0:47 peace out
The immortal snail realized the bait
Salt
I read this in ice kings voice.
That snail is the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!!!
I love how one time I'm just scrolling mindlessly through UA-cam and then God blesses me with videos like these😂
I somehow fully expected the snail to eat the whole thing
"Gary, who ate my crackers?"
"Meow"
*The souls of the living were consumed, and it was delicious*
“meoow”
He have self control indeed - to be able to refuse to continue to eat while food right near
exactly as advertised. 10/10
Out of all things I chose to watch today I decided on this
Imagine if there was just a singular grain of salt just waiting for the snail
Oh no…
D:
Snails eat salt. It's like coffee. We can drink it, but would die if we were submerged.
@@Creatures_of_the_Everquarry you probably would.
@@girthquake0 ???
the music is a great addition but I'm still more focused on the pattern it eats in, its a methodical sweep left and right to chew out a corner at impressively slow speeds lol
I'd like to stake my claim here before this blows up in exactly 6.4952 years.
I'm gonna join in! Excited to get a notification in 2030 about this video, lmao
Claiming my spot
This is the type of thing you would see 3 years later with 15 million views
They just straight nibbled, went "oh I gotta drink water" and just did.
Good snail content.
Bro ate 1/9 of the cracker and just dipped
More like nine elevenths
My phone was bugging out and it just started playing and I couldn't see the context it was so funny
I had to look it up but snails actually have microscopic teeth. I wonder how it would manage a Triscuit?
I might be confusing my snails here, but I think it just scrapes bits off of the biscuit, kinda like a file/rasp. So I’m guessing that a Triscuit would probably be quite easy to eat for a snail, because it’s got quite a rough surface itself.
@@Spider-in-the-kinkyboots-p1u Yeah, I imagine it would be able to as well, Triscuit was the most challenging cracker I could think of. I know they do a number on the roof of my mouth.
They don't exactly have teeth in the same way we do. They have radulas, which are sortof like tongues covered in teeth. I dunno if they'd be able to manage a triscuit, haha.. Seems a bit too rough.
@@mollyOS420 I need a snail and a triscuit now, I must know.
This is the most metal thing I've seen all day. Considering how deadly salt is to these little guys and how salty Ritz are, this would be like a human trying to eat a pufferfish without taking the deadly organs out first
Damn that snail is going to town on that Ritz cracker and the doom music makes it even cooler.
His ravenous nature enraptures me
This is peak entertainment
Goated youtube recommendation right here
The best 1 minute I've ever spent
Backed off when it bit into a salt crystal.
It really is amazing how much music can change a video.
Exactly as advertised, thank you 🙏
Ritz and tear until it is crumbs.
This is what peak content looks like
bro survived salt
He ate a salt cube and said "fuck this, I'm out!"
I’m convinced that this is the ideal eating tune.
At least it is what should be played as background music at most cold buffets.
I have seen so many 'cute grannies' turn into the Doom Slayer when they feel entitled to those shrimps, although they know they will have enough after two or three. There can be _no_ merci expected from them.
This WILL get popular for no reason in 15 years
It will
This will distract se immortal snail, but it wont hold it forever....
the worst part is the snail didn’t even finish the entire cookie, not even a quarter
The little guy needed some water. How would you expect anyone to eat their entire way in cracker without a little water :-)
the immortal snail went on break
My life is complete after this.
This is the kind of content the internet was actually made for.
Fun fact. A snail's tongue acts like a tiny little chainsaw.
No mercy, nobody escapes the jaws of the gluttonous slime monster
Every nibble is a demon killed by Doom Guy
Bro he don't even care there's salt on that thang 💀
That getaway at the end was so quick
Is that Ritz unsalted? I say that because snails and slugs shouldn't have salt, for they will dry out.
Thats a Chuck Norris Snail that is too tough to dry out just because of a little salt😂
@@Jean_1999 😂😂😂😂Hay, good one.
From what I can tell its unsalted. The lil buddy also didn't eat the center where the salt would be so it should be fine (I hope!)
@@coatofarms4439 the parts where the snail was biting didn't had any salt, up until the end it's when he felt it.
@@4NoMeLife_ Thats what I hoped/assumed.
Bro eats a lil snack
That snail is a quitter!
didn't know i had to see this until today. thank you for this cinematic masterpiece
His greed disturbs me to my core.
Such a shameless act of gluttony, god has abandoned this creature
The snail is gonna be fast it has sugar and anti-salt
I needed this now make a 10 hour loop
legendary algorithm pull
my life is now better as a result of watching this video
I don’t know what corner of the internet I ended up on to get this recommended to me, but I think I like it 🐌
He’s so methodical
Everybody gangsta until the snail touches a single grain of salt
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!!
I was about to say..
Stop 😭 poor snail
He obviously made sure it was an unsalted cracker
@@Ambipie ik he prolly did but I'm just saying a joke
@@atomic.... your evil
I'm surprised the snail took a single bite. I was over at a friend's house and they threw out some cereal for the birds. The birds wouldn't touch it and went back to picking through the gravel driveway, which was stained with dirty motor oil, to search for whatever it was that they were eating. I said "Wow, when I was a kid, the birds would have devoured that cereal in an instant. Now they won't touch it. Maybe we shouldn't either."
Yep. If the birds would rather peck at oil infested gravel, then that cereal might actually be on serial murder charges (pending)
FUN FACT : snails can have up to 5,000 to 1 million teeth they are just microscopic and to small to see
Bro tanked the salt
millions of years of evolution for this video and I love it
I was dancing! 😝
Hi!
@@carmanplayz4086 hi!
0:35 I need the song also snailwalker
The Only Thing They Fear is You by Mick Gordon
What @@bricksmashtv2 said
One of the few videos in a while to have my FULL attention
This is my new favorite video on the internet.
I didn't even know they ate crackers until my now
I've never before seen a video that so succinctly encapsulates what a human feels looking back at their life.
I like how it goes back and forth instead of just chewing right through.
This was a very beneficial use of a minute of my lifetime, would watch again
Finally, content that will cope with my depression.
I hate Ritz crackers. If I had one and a snail was nearby, I would gladly give mine to the snail.
He must of loved it seeing how he ate as much as his body could hold
This is something no one asked for but needed.
in 15 years this will be a peak youtube memory
This is truly one of the videos of all time.
Any animal eating something with doom music makes it more intense