So many red flags right off the bat that tell you not to work there. Who the heck even knows what sizes there liver is lol. Another fantastic job as always.
if i had a nickel for every jouska character that appeared into the listener in a dream i’d have two nickels. Not a lot, weird it’s happened twice and also you’d think I’d fucking learn
Love the switch in tone once we tell him we're there for the job, it sounded very cute(?), gap moe at least. Looking forward to more (hopefully) in the future! Certainly with such a story. Also face omg lol
For me too because it means I'm finally past the hours upon hours of somehow making 20 technical mistakes per audio and having to re-render and upload!! also thanks
The sudden acting switch was hilarious Bro has no hopes for the listener's survival and given their self-preservation instincts so far I can see why Dx 3 bets He's the follower of some Eldritch Gods that likes blood sacrifices He's host to a ghost that sticks to whoever is the current shopowner He actually has no devious plans for us and is just trying his best with his shop and all the weird vague threats are him genuinely not believing we're going to survive the week
@@frootie_patootie I did, but that’s just because I think it’s a solid thing to say in an empty comment section. Have you ever seen one before? It’s a horrible sight. Good for you though. Holding people accountable out here 👍
@@cresso204 I will admit that empty comment sections hold me back from commenting at all, it’s so deserted? I just found it funny that I found this comment again under another ASMR audio 😄
Liked the little door bell jingle and the hand rubbing sound. Made it feel like you were in a little unique shop. Being told you are cool in the in the end makes up for shoulder rub ask, in my opinion.
this is so what I needed rn I've been sick the past few days and listening to ur audio makes me feel a bit better 😭❤ another awesome audio as always !! ^^
It was so surprising when he asked if we had two souls inside us, because I like to come up with a backstory for the listener during these videos-and this one, by that point, I had imagined had 8 souls… are we still allowed to work here?
JOUSKA UPLOAD. Omg listening through all this. There are so many red flags. He definitely has planned for the listener... Got a good laugh out of the shift from mysterious shop owner when he thought the listener was there to buy something to the more casual attitude when he realized they were there for the job.
Oof. I, an Aquarius, would like to debate this but like. I don't actually know enough about signs to really care 😂. Guess I'll see myself out. Also, thanks for all the work you put into these audios. They're always fun, its obvious the work you put into getting into character, editing, the whole deal. Really enjoy them...even when the characters judgr me based on my birthday 😂
The amount of dread I feel for the listener character is unreal... they may have answered that they're not easily persuaded into stuff, but damn did they walk straight into this one 😂 Let's hope they make it through the next few days, so we can see how surprised mr shopkeeper is at their... durability.
This guy, mmmmh why oh why does this guy give off some kind of warning bell signs or at least some "theres is more than he is saying" vipes all over. Plus this gives me so much deja vu like on war flashbacks level, that its kind of giving chills down my spine. This character reminds me so much with one of hollowVA's characters, specificly the blood mage who has a coverup as a shopkeeper. I know he is not the same character, but he gives the same suspissious vipes, and his explaination with the former ower of the shop was what set this feeling off.... plus the ritual didnt help at all (since the lisentner of hollowVA's blood mage got tricked in a simulere fashion)
what do you have against Aquarius’s I’m sorry I was born in the time 😭😭 are we going to die 😃 Also this was a lovely story and you did a great job as usual!! ☺️
Ya I was thinking the way he talks is like he sold our soul/s to a demon with all this “hey btw if anything were to happen to you or I did something that seemed unfair it’s not personal ha ha forget what I just said” kinda talk. Very sussy wussy imho but I could also be over thinking as per usual. Bottom line whatever it was I don’t think that was exactly a protection spell. 👀
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“pizza restaurant night guards” 😂😭
Shoutout to all the pizza restaurant night guards out there. It's hard work but somebody HAS to do it
That one got me too 😅😂
That made me laugh😭
got me laughing out loud, that part xD
The amount of cascading red flags while the listener just keeps going along lol.
I haven’t even listened to the whole the thing but the way he said “you’re not an aquarius…are you?” caught me, an aquarius, SO off guard
Same here, I was wondering whether or not Aquarius would get a positive or negative response then he followed up with that. Lol I'm devastated.
Me too! Fellow Aquarian here. I don't know whether to be offended.
I had a feeling once astrological signs were brought up he was gonna say Aquarius 😩
I'm an Aquarius and when he said that I literally scream 😂😂
why do we aquarians get so much flack 😩
The sheer lack of questioning this listener does is hilarious pls💀 i love it and i hope they get some self preservation skills before its too late🏃
This listener has ZERO survival skills. So many red flags, and this listener is colorblind.
@@mareflower9678 so many red flag but the listener has a cool rose tinted glassess on 😂
"You are not an Aquarius are you?"
Well... it was nice meeting you.
I felt so called out T^T
I was looking for this comment 😂
The vocal switch from when he thinks listener is a costumer to when he knows they want the job is hilarious, great job Jouska 😭😭
So many red flags right off the bat that tell you not to work there. Who the heck even knows what sizes there liver is lol. Another fantastic job as always.
There were a lot of red flags I was willing to ignore but as soon as he referred to them as ‘family’ my distrust was IMMEDIATE 🚩🚩🚩
"pizza restaurant guards..."
I know that reference
You just made me realize there's probably actually a ton of FNAF asmr out there...
his voice is so soothinggg i want to fall asleep but i also want to pay attention to the plot
More plot-less nonsense ramble audios in the future, ✍ got it
You know it’s gotta be good when he’s side eyeing us in the thumbnail 😭😭
THE VOICE CHANGEEEE ❤❤😭
if i had a nickel for every jouska character that appeared into the listener in a dream i’d have two nickels. Not a lot, weird it’s happened twice and also you’d think I’d fucking learn
as someone with bad experiences with an aquarius that question and apprehension was so real lmfao
Oh dear
As an aquarius, I also understand the apprehension 😂
Love the switch in tone once we tell him we're there for the job, it sounded very cute(?), gap moe at least. Looking forward to more (hopefully) in the future! Certainly with such a story. Also face omg lol
It's the exact change every ASMRist does when they finish recording and go back to the real world
It’s a good day when Jouska posts
Ain't it? XD
For me too because it means I'm finally past the hours upon hours of somehow making 20 technical mistakes per audio and having to re-render and upload!!
also thanks
The sudden acting switch was hilarious
Bro has no hopes for the listener's survival and given their self-preservation instincts so far I can see why Dx
3 bets
He's the follower of some Eldritch Gods that likes blood sacrifices
He's host to a ghost that sticks to whoever is the current shopowner
He actually has no devious plans for us and is just trying his best with his shop and all the weird vague threats are him genuinely not believing we're going to survive the week
I promised myself I would never be one of those people to comment “first” but damn. It’s so awkwardly empty here :/
Everybody gets one
I saw you comment this on another audio, you may be quick but I caught you 🫵🏾 BUSTED.
@@frootie_patootie I did, but that’s just because I think it’s a solid thing to say in an empty comment section. Have you ever seen one before? It’s a horrible sight. Good for you though. Holding people accountable out here 👍
@@cresso204 I will admit that empty comment sections hold me back from commenting at all, it’s so deserted? I just found it funny that I found this comment again under another ASMR audio 😄
Jouska is becoming one of my favorite voice actors. It always brightens my day when I see a post is made.
The voice changes are so fun
"Unless you are an aquarius"
me: "UHHHHH NO YEAH OF COURSE IM NOT WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
Man, he is really trying his damnedest to sell us something XD.
EDIT - Ha, the shade towards the Aquarius. *sips wine in Gemini*
Open letter imploring Aquarius to send its strongest champion to debate the shopkeep
the amount of double takes i've done listening to this just proves how good your interpretation of this script was. good work, as always
Liked the little door bell jingle and the hand rubbing sound. Made it feel like you were in a little unique shop. Being told you are cool in the in the end makes up for shoulder rub ask, in my opinion.
Dude you feel so underrated T-T I love your asmr-
this is so what I needed rn I've been sick the past few days and listening to ur audio makes me feel a bit better 😭❤ another awesome audio as always !! ^^
Awh thanks.
It was so surprising when he asked if we had two souls inside us, because I like to come up with a backstory for the listener during these videos-and this one, by that point, I had imagined had 8 souls… are we still allowed to work here?
Your choices for script are as well written as always. And you always depict the character with emotion I don’t often see (hear) WELL DONE DUDE
One of the first ASMRs I've listened to where I'm thinking "Are we gonna die in the near future??" at the end LOL
a rather mysterious video, one might say
Quite a mysterious comment you've left here
Charming as always, 💓💓 and congrats on 30k!!
Thank you!!!
HES POSTED
Nah that's just an urban legend.
I never knew my skills as a massage therapist might be useful if I'm ever somehow caught in a supernatural being's trap. 🤔
Wow, wow, wow and wow how do you mange to sound so good it’s addicting 😔✊
:D
@@JouskaByNight :DD
It might be 1 am but im finally early for Jouskaposting🙏🍟
Maybe every new upload I should post 1 hour later in the day than the last. Then EVERYONE gets the most inconvenient times!
WHOA I AM FEELING SO SPOILED!! Two audios in a week?!? THANK YOU JOUSKA ❤
I NEED PART TWO NEOWEWW
JOUSKA UPLOAD.
Omg listening through all this. There are so many red flags. He definitely has planned for the listener...
Got a good laugh out of the shift from mysterious shop owner when he thought the listener was there to buy something to the more casual attitude when he realized they were there for the job.
ohohohoho i loved this! There better be a sequel... i love witchy characters like this!
Ooh! Perfect timing! I can listen for the plot, then fall asleep on the second playthrough! 😂
This is a great audio ❤❤❤
This is a great comment ❤❤ thank youu
Me being an aquarius be like :
" I actualy don't see what you're talking about 🧍"
my day has been complete.
As an aquarius i was offended but also wanna know why he doesnt like aquarius'
That didn’t feel like 19 minutes ☺️, love this so so much
Well that was a really great audio
Gotta tell bestie about this 🏃🏻
Gogogo I'll hold your seat
Omfg, I literally just read this script before hopping on youtube
i just started so i don't know what to comment yet but uh ❤ here you go! very excited for the new video
3:53 LMAO
Oof. I, an Aquarius, would like to debate this but like. I don't actually know enough about signs to really care 😂. Guess I'll see myself out.
Also, thanks for all the work you put into these audios. They're always fun, its obvious the work you put into getting into character, editing, the whole deal. Really enjoy them...even when the characters judgr me based on my birthday 😂
😅 that ritual was certainly safe...
Yesssss yet another video from my favorite voice on UA-cam!
This shop really convinced me, I'd buy a quartz there jeje
The amount of dread I feel for the listener character is unreal... they may have answered that they're not easily persuaded into stuff, but damn did they walk straight into this one 😂
Let's hope they make it through the next few days, so we can see how surprised mr shopkeeper is at their... durability.
LOST IT ON THAT FNAF'S REFERENCE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂
He’s so unsure about the futur and so shifty it’s really fun 🤣 hoping we’ll get to hear him more ‘
Epic birthday gift thank you so much a nice way to end my day thank you also love your voice it’s just *chef kiss!
The fact I literally squealed when I saw he posted
This guy, mmmmh why oh why does this guy give off some kind of warning bell signs or at least some "theres is more than he is saying" vipes all over.
Plus this gives me so much deja vu like on war flashbacks level, that its kind of giving chills down my spine. This character reminds me so much with one of hollowVA's characters, specificly the blood mage who has a coverup as a shopkeeper.
I know he is not the same character, but he gives the same suspissious vipes, and his explaination with the former ower of the shop was what set this feeling off.... plus the ritual didnt help at all (since the lisentner of hollowVA's blood mage got tricked in a simulere fashion)
BABES! Wake up! HES back!
Before I listen, he’s so going to rob me 🙄
ANOTHER AUDIO YEYY . I miss commenting on your videos haha . ALSO CONGRATS ON 30k !!!!! ❤️
PIZZA RESTAURANT NIGTH GUARDS ‼️‼️‼️ FNAF REFERENCE
Cool, chill boss! But also slightly unreliable and definitely suspicious 😂 It would certainly be very interesting to work there
Ah yes, the king has posted again
I so wish we were friends so i could have you voice a dnd character youd fit perfectly 😭😭😭
I count down the days till Jouska uploads
Yay!! We're apart of the family~ *Insert Godfather gif here*
Interesting!❤
Me: Being happily unemployed
Jouska: "Hey, I'm hiring at my sketchy job!"
Me: 🏃🏽♀️
Wahoo! Jouska post!! 🎉🎉
Pizza restaurant night guard? Yah I got a cousin named Mike what of it? 😂 legit made me crack up mid dish washing
4:39 fnaf reference‼️
Today is a good day. A Jouska video and i made some banana bread. Good things good things 🗣
do u draw the art in ur videos?? it always looks so good
this drawing is AI
“Pizza restaurant night guards” made me laugh 😂
HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T DRINK WATER YET?- :00
GAKSKX X ANOTHER CHARACTER TO HYPERFIXATE THIS ON!!! 😍😍😍😍
Did anyone else feel all the Aquariuses get offended? 😅😂
This man is so sus but when he does his shop keep voice in like “keep talking teehee”
A weekend treat yumm~ 😚
Him: i got some beer
me: *turns around* did you say beer >=)
Thanks for the reminder to drinkwater. 👍
EDIT: 'Pizza restaurant night guards' lmao
Lost me at Aquarius slight, caught me again at pizza restaurant night guard XD
“Unless you’re an Aquarius”
I never snapped my neck so fast HOW DID HE KNOW-
I know that ingesting wolfsbane is typically fatal, but a little can't hurt right? 🍻 16:26
I thought the same thing!
I’ve got a feeling this wasn’t a protection spell at all
OMG FNAF REFRENCE
I don’t know if we‘re getting sold or sacrificed but alright interesting setting 👍
Don’t worry Jouska I’ll drink water for you
"Are you single" yeah uh totally normal to ask that in a job interview
I don't know if I should fear for my life from the owner or from the artifacts, but either way, I'm oddly keen to find out
Yesss, the good plot to start rest with, how exciting!
Edit: not resting, is he going to steal the liver?
STOOOP POSTING GOOD ASMR I HAVE SHIT TO DO
He’s gonna sacrifice me I just know it
''whats ur size?'' 🤨🤨
''clothing size'' oh!😊
what do you have against Aquarius’s I’m sorry I was born in the time 😭😭 are we going to die 😃
Also this was a lovely story and you did a great job as usual!! ☺️
DUDE THE FNAF REFERENCE GOT ME CHOKING…..
Did he steal our liver? I'm not liking the implications of what can happens. Maybe is nothing big tho.... Curious 👀
All I'm saying is don't even worry or think about it or worry about it haha ha gnight
Ya I was thinking the way he talks is like he sold our soul/s to a demon with all this “hey btw if anything were to happen to you or I did something that seemed unfair it’s not personal ha ha forget what I just said” kinda talk. Very sussy wussy imho but I could also be over thinking as per usual.
Bottom line whatever it was I don’t think that was exactly a protection spell. 👀
Pizza restaurant night guard! 😂
Future Aero, do you trust mystery man???
Awaiting Future Aero's response
@@JouskaByNight he’s cool BUT WHAT ABOUT MY LIVER?!?!!?!??!