thats because it is a european knight, a european knight is only truly dead once theyre on the floor thats why they carried long dagger in order to stab the enemy through the slits in the helm or aim under the arm with a thrust where its just chain mail apart from that blunt weapons would be used like kanabo pole axes halbeds war hammers pole arms pole hammers ect that is what a medeival eu knight would be like
@@sidecharacter9270 dude everyone knows he's a knight, I said he looks like how a Japanese person would imagine a knight because his armor has a few Japanese elements to it. He is a knight as seen through the eyes of someone who has never seen a knight.
@@Chance-loss i thought you were talking about the stances, weapon, infinite P O I S E, and not taking damage but the armor itself has no japanese elements as it is portugese armour the knight is represented to a t in sekiro
@@sidecharacter9270 I was also talking about his overall appearance and actions, including the things you say but last time I checked knights didn't use menpo. And morions didnt have that kind of neck protection, its obviously inspired by shikoro. Those are parts of a samurai's armor bro. Dont tell me there aren't any Japanese elements lol.
Armored warrior has big 2h sword, wears a mask, is covered in armor, and difficult to stagger. He’s also verry large and is a father. Did fromsoft just cannonize giant dad?
I find it so funny that for such a throw away boss, the Armored Warrior has one of the more realistic ultra great-sword move sets that From Soft has made
Sunbro Adresse the half sword bash and the thrust is most similar to something found on Demon’s Souls, the rapid ground pound is from the cleaver enemies in ds3, the other attacks are pretty similar to some of the attacks in DS2 or 3 I agree but still doesn’t change the fact that some of these moves are pretty legit things
Here are the guests of the Robert's dad Party today: 00:00 Cock 00:28 Fencer 00:54 Monk 01:18 Snake Eyes 02:38 Lone Shadow 03:08 Orin 03:38 Drunkard 04:16 Chained Ogre 07:59 Blazing Bull
@@yueshijoorya601 it's weird for a cow to win against a full armored 2 meter tall human with fullplate armor and a bigass sword, but i guess that's the kinda cow blaze is
"In this period in Japan, only Portuguese and Dutch missionaries were allowed to enter Japan, with the exception of the famed Englishman William Adams (the first western samurai)."
His total immunity to damage is more of a gameplay gimmick to make it a unique fight rather than something intended to be realistic. But it's clearly not designed for combat with any of the other enemy types and many of them may have been able to win in a real life fight (not that many of these enemies are even realistic themselves). Many of the larger ones could probably overpower him and push him off the edge or their attacks would hit so hard that they might cause internal damage underneath the armour. No to mention the soldiers armed with guns...
Seeing this really puts the lore of the armored warrior into perspective I think. A perfect warrior to repel any blade that makes it up that far. With a perfect bargaining chip to use too, with the rejuvenating waters. I love the lore behind him.
The ogre put in this context with the knight brings back painful memories of the same ogres in dark souls 3 in the swamps of farron. Never even noticed that they recycled this character lol
Wow, I didn't expect him to be so good at throwing everyone off the bridge and never falling himself, especially against the big opponents with knock back or knock down capabilities.
Just to point out, the knight may seem super tall but he’s only about 6 feet, Japanese body types are usually very small. Sekiro did well portraying how a fight between a shinobi and a knight.
Player characters in 3rd person games are universally like 5ft. In a world of people who are 6-7ft Tall. It’s a gameplay thing so your character doesn’t block the screen and you can always read enemy movements. It has nothing to do with historical body types, which by the way, varried wildly across the world over many centuries. There are times when Europeans were generally pretty short, there were times when Japanese people were generally pretty tall. It’s not a racial thing.
Watching Snake Eyes get an extended curb stomping around the alcove to the bridge, with her cheeseball gun-staff-hook thing being effectively useless, until she's eventually defenestrated into the gorge below, was extraordinarily satisfying.
@Iron Hands Terminator The only way a samurai would beat a knight one on one in the sengoku jidai would be with a teppo. Ozutsu would basically peel the plate armor away like a tin can. Other than that, maybe Jumonji yari if the samurai trips him over(which yeah, would be hard af) and finishes with a yoroi doshi. Another option may be with a kusarigama, if the knight can be entangled in the chains, or his sword could be, it'd be much easier to finish with the dagger. No matter what way you look at it, the samurai would be fighting a very steep uphill battle(minus with a teppo), but I don't think it's impossible.
I wonder why Genichiro did not employ or even convinced this lad to join him, it will be like Nobunaga all over again, a foreigner joining a lord to protect his kingdom
Kind of obvious how this would turn out. The Knight takes no damage and needs to be pushed by a deathblow off the edge. No enemy can do that, so clearly no one can beat him.
Opponent: armored warrior. Me: Tough one, but simple. Just need to throw him off a ledge. Boss area: No cliffs, or ledges. Me:....(terror sweat intensifies)
Well, he really couldnt lose unless he was pushed off a ledge, its kinda a gauranteed win if they dont have any high staggering attacks that arent grabs.
I think terror might work but I'm not sure. The ape boss used it on the oniwas, and the shichimen warrior used it on the divine dragon. Totally balanced lmao
Ngl, I'd love to see some kind of animated series of some european trying to survive in the weird world of Feudal Japan with nothing but his plate armor and his greatsword. Berserk Style.
I love how he knocks a few foes of the ledge. That tables have turned. Edit: O wow... it's almost like his AI is programmed to knock people of the bridge.
I love how there's a multi-ton bull with fiery horns that could probably blast through several houses in one charge and it just glances off him like a hand-thrown rock.
Damn, Armored Warrior gave O'rin a taste of her own medicine. Hyper armored through her intangibility and yeeted her back to Mibu Village.
🤣
That shit was amazing
I cheesed that fight lol
*robertooooo....*
Ikr that was satisfying to watch
More like Armored Warrior bullies enemies and bosses.
Ikr... i expected the opposite of this when I read the title xD
You just read my mind.
@Emro I think you misunderstood the joke. He crushed everyone except the last guy.
@@Zanemob isn't that what he said?
Wrath Incarnate nah chief this isn’t it
Damn Bull has a great ass balance, just dancing over the edge like nothing.
The bull isn't programed to fall if I'm not mistaken.
That's why he also goes by DK.
Seeing this just gives me nightmares of what if the arena for the bull was on the bridge
Artorias, is that you?
I see you have a Nioh boss in your pfp
Nice
What a legend. If only he'd armored the bridge walls too
If only his master did that.
Robertttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
He literally picks the worst spot to fight you lmao
Japanese Giantdad
Why we even fought against him he just wants some water for his sick robert
I remember spending 5 mins in one fight with this guy until he said "oh you're trying to kick me off the ledge are you" and to this day i feel shame
"now you'll say i was only pretending to do that
@@ectopekk
I was only pretending to do that
@@davidhong1934 n-nani?!
@@davidhong1934 O_O...calmly puts down sword and turns back
sir he's unkillable, what should we do?!
Send in the *COW*
Bull*
Kiro 25 *COW 🐮
We need a spaniard matador right now!
'ere comes Bessie!
I legit had a PTSD attack when that thing appeared
I like how the armored warrior seems like how a Japanese person would imagine a European knight from description alone.
Heavy armored to the teeth
thats because it is a european knight, a european knight is only truly dead once theyre on the floor thats why they carried long dagger in order to stab the enemy through the slits in the helm or aim under the arm with a thrust where its just chain mail apart from that blunt weapons would be used like kanabo pole axes halbeds war hammers pole arms pole hammers ect that is what a medeival eu knight would be like
@@sidecharacter9270 dude everyone knows he's a knight, I said he looks like how a Japanese person would imagine a knight because his armor has a few Japanese elements to it. He is a knight as seen through the eyes of someone who has never seen a knight.
@@Chance-loss i thought you were talking about the stances, weapon, infinite P O I S E, and not taking damage but the armor itself has no japanese elements as it is portugese armour the knight is represented to a t in sekiro
@@sidecharacter9270 I was also talking about his overall appearance and actions, including the things you say but last time I checked knights didn't use menpo. And morions didnt have that kind of neck protection, its obviously inspired by shikoro. Those are parts of a samurai's armor bro. Dont tell me there aren't any Japanese elements lol.
Predictably, the only effective bully turned out to the bull.
If he didnt fall he could kill any boss
Nice.
he do be kinda bully tho
Truly, the bull is full of bull... so he can be called Bully. :x
Yeah, Bull-E (bully)
Miyazaki: Poise is useless anyway...
Armored Warrior: Allow me to introduce myself.
Achievement Awarded.
All the poise missing in DS3 thing was planned. They storaged all the poise for him
@Jimmy Strudel The Definitely-Not-Giant-Dad skin is hot this season.
miyazaki made armored warrior.
Miyazaki is still on the side of the darkness because in Sekiro the dex user kills armored warrior.
I also want an Armour able to protect me from a 400kg giants wrestling moves
It's called Umbrella.
It's called chris redfield
@I'm going to meme you the strongest armor in the world.
Considering the size of that two-handed sword, said giant should fucking run, armored or not.
Armored warrior has big 2h sword, wears a mask, is covered in armor, and difficult to stagger. He’s also verry large and is a father. Did fromsoft just cannonize giant dad?
What is it son?
@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx are ya' winnin' son?
@@LordofPainValak
Its great.
wat rings he got tho bithc
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When he figth the ogre was like: This is what real POISE looks like
So that 's where all the poise from darksouls III went to
Imagine if the ogres grabs worked on him xD
You should've capitalized real instead of poise.
Was half expecting them to do something akin to "Norf FC" belly bounce
Nico Nico Niiii
thought it was stupid that this dude fought on a bridge he could easily fall off of, but now it makes sense. Guy’s the ring-out Champ.
champion gundyr and armored warrior should have a sumo match
@@jooot_6850 that'd be fuckin epic
@@somerandommenace unstoppable force versus an immovable object
@@jooot_6850 they'd just battle for eternity
- Heavy armor
- Greatsword
- ＰＯＩＳＥ
The legend never dies
I find it so funny that for such a throw away boss, the Armored Warrior has one of the more realistic ultra great-sword move sets that From Soft has made
"Throwaway"? Still probably my 2nd favourite fight
implying the farron greatsword isnt historically accurate
i shat my jorts it isn’t but I did work on making it so
LOGHAN BROWN wish we could have it
Sunbro Adresse the half sword bash and the thrust is most similar to something found on Demon’s Souls, the rapid ground pound is from the cleaver enemies in ds3, the other attacks are pretty similar to some of the attacks in DS2 or 3 I agree but still doesn’t change the fact that some of these moves are pretty legit things
Ironic how his victories are half the time the very thing taht ended him. Guess this is revenge for his fall.
Haha very logical
Maybe he's compensating.
Balanced like all things should be
He was still a worthy warrior
Here are the guests of the Robert's dad Party today:
00:00 Cock
00:28 Fencer
00:54 Monk
01:18 Snake Eyes
02:38 Lone Shadow
03:08 Orin
03:38 Drunkard
04:16 Chained Ogre
07:59 Blazing Bull
Lol cock
9:50 Robertooooooooooo
YEP COCK
lol cock
0:54 Where is my son, Monk? Tell me, where is he?
I forgot about this dude. He should fight about army by himself or all 5 bosses at once lol
His armour is just too thick and well protected for them to do anything.
He took all the poise.
This is the power of 99 Vit
this needed to be an unlockable in the game
5 bosses ? WTF
Who wins:
Assorted legendary Japanese creatures & warriors
or
One Portuguese boi with a Montante
A cow
@@Icangotwentyfoursevennonstop You say that as if it's weird for a cow to win a human in melee combat.
@@yueshijoorya601 a cow
@@yueshijoorya601 it's weird for a cow to win against a full armored 2 meter tall human with fullplate armor and a bigass sword, but i guess that's the kinda cow blaze is
@@haeuth684 no it's really not lmao
Imagine the best enemy in a Japanese game being Portuguese. Absolute lad.
Isn't he british?
Pretty sure he's english
given the time period he is most likely Portuguese. Either that or Dutch.
"In this period in Japan, only Portuguese and Dutch missionaries were allowed to enter Japan, with the exception of the famed Englishman William Adams (the first western samurai)."
And he screams "Robertoooooo!" (Robert in pt) hahahah
Armored Warrior yeeting O'Rin into the horizon was absolute gold. I haven't laughed this hard in ages!
My favorite part is when he Y E E T S, them off of the edge.
Especially when he yeets O’Rin, that shit was hilarious
3:30
dude just yeeted a ghost off a bridge like it was nothing
Piss off, ghost!
B E G O N E T H O T
@@Taliesin_ hahahahaha I can't stop laughing now. The KICK!
*Ghost-busters*
I especially love the arch of her descent.
And yet not one of them was able to break his spirit
Edit: aw man. that was just a load of bull
nice
Not able to break his spirit but was able to broke his posture. Its the Ogre.
Robert0 likes this video.
thats my daddy
Yeah
If only the Ogre could grab throw the Armored Warrior
armoured warrior is too heavy n tanky to ve grabbed
@@hoang9982 Medieval armor not that heavy those, they can jump or do whatever like under there.
@@khajiitimanus7432 I think he just really big and burly.
Or at least give the death blow. He almost defeated the man
His total immunity to damage is more of a gameplay gimmick to make it a unique fight rather than something intended to be realistic. But it's clearly not designed for combat with any of the other enemy types and many of them may have been able to win in a real life fight (not that many of these enemies are even realistic themselves). Many of the larger ones could probably overpower him and push him off the edge or their attacks would hit so hard that they might cause internal damage underneath the armour. No to mention the soldiers armed with guns...
0:48 after climbing back up the mountain, he had learned from his mistakes. Now what was once his demise has become a powerful asset he has learned.
He could essentially kill all bosses simoutaneasly
@@elgringosupremo but, after forever, it would happen.
It take *Long* but it is possible
He'd get cursed though
Tora he wouldn’t
and using only 10% of his strength
the chad armored warrior vs the virgin anything else
Without armor he weak
Thad B U L L
Real Chad's do indeed use *Protection*
@@cambeobeo he's still 7ft tall with a sword as big as wolf.
@@fuzzasco4896 just a normal sized european
Seeing this really puts the lore of the armored warrior into perspective I think. A perfect warrior to repel any blade that makes it up that far. With a perfect bargaining chip to use too, with the rejuvenating waters. I love the lore behind him.
0:48 the samurai dude be like 'GENICHIROOOOooooo.....*thump*'
Isshinoo, i think..
0:57 Monk: “So about your son… we kinda sacrificed him to gain immortality.”
…
Armored Warrior: “THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!”
No one:
Cow: Just say no to falling off a ledge, the ledge cannot legally make you fall without your consent.
*the bull had studied law for 15 years and was about to sue the interior ministry into oblivion before you murdered him*
DEEPEST LORE
The ogre put in this context with the knight brings back painful memories of the same ogres in dark souls 3 in the swamps of farron. Never even noticed that they recycled this character lol
Ogres in the swamps?
oh kek ghru elders
I think he means the enemies that got the crosses on there backs that sit until you walk by them in the swamp
I knew I recognized those animations somewhere but I couldn’t place it!
Yeah they even got the red eyes as well
Yeah, and I fucking hate those guys too. They sound the same too lol
What's that smell? The sweet poise, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick...
Wow, I didn't expect him to be so good at throwing everyone off the bridge and never falling himself, especially against the big opponents with knock back or knock down capabilities.
he's out for revenge for Robert... and goddamn is he gonna get it
In this world you yeet or get yeeted
Sooo...Smash Bros
so he's not lying when he said he defeated everyone before sekiro
Armoured Warrior vs Chained Ogre was just immovable object vs immovable object.
2:38 When you're tired of your weeb friend's BS
Lmfao dude even has the Naruto run.
That's literally me.
What's ironic is I'm Japanese.
Just to point out, the knight may seem super tall but he’s only about 6 feet, Japanese body types are usually very small. Sekiro did well portraying how a fight between a shinobi and a knight.
Have you noticed that all of the samurai bosses are also overly tall?
@@kaijuslayer3334 its just for gameplay reasons
Player characters in 3rd person games are universally like 5ft. In a world of people who are 6-7ft Tall. It’s a gameplay thing so your character doesn’t block the screen and you can always read enemy movements. It has nothing to do with historical body types, which by the way, varried wildly across the world over many centuries. There are times when Europeans were generally pretty short, there were times when Japanese people were generally pretty tall. It’s not a racial thing.
8:05 This man is just actually Havel the Rock in feudal Japan, and nothing can change my mind.
Havel’s vacation to the east.
Watching Snake Eyes get an extended curb stomping around the alcove to the bridge, with her cheeseball gun-staff-hook thing being effectively useless, until she's eventually defenestrated into the gorge below, was extraordinarily satisfying.
The bosses are feeling the pain we experience when fighting people who wear Havel's armor on PVP.
Astora Greatsword vs Havel Monsters = Win.
Finally an armor that works like an armor and not something you can just pierce through
That chicken at the beginning had not a clue of what was going on
So this's why Senpou Temple was untouched...until Sekiro came along.
“Welcome To Senpou Temple. How tough are ya?”
The real loser: whoever has to fix all the windows.
This is the best thing on the internet. The armored knight displaying the primal essence of being an absolute Chad.
Basically full plate armour vs Japan.
Well...there is spear or ookunai or some random dagger that can always go through those gap in the armour
@@kiro253 hard to gap a guy when he's gapping you in your bigger armour holes!
These knights are trained to absolutely KNOW their and their armor weaknesses. They will be aware of what can damage them through the armor.
@Iron Hands Terminator The only way a samurai would beat a knight one on one in the sengoku jidai would be with a teppo. Ozutsu would basically peel the plate armor away like a tin can. Other than that, maybe Jumonji yari if the samurai trips him over(which yeah, would be hard af) and finishes with a yoroi doshi. Another option may be with a kusarigama, if the knight can be entangled in the chains, or his sword could be, it'd be much easier to finish with the dagger. No matter what way you look at it, the samurai would be fighting a very steep uphill battle(minus with a teppo), but I don't think it's impossible.
Did you ever hear about Full Plate Armour vs a bunch of muddy archers? I'm sure it wouldn't be all that one-sided.
I love how you can see how heavy that armor is just by him walking
I wonder why Genichiro did not employ or even convinced this lad to join him, it will be like Nobunaga all over again, a foreigner joining a lord to protect his kingdom
I like that you gave every character a western intro
I love how the rooster is just acting like a normal chicken and armor guy still decides to launch him across the bridge
The POISE is strong with this one
The way he sends the Senpou Monk flying at 1:03
The Legend never dies, he just falls for a while and washes up later.
I fucking laughed out loud in the first few seconds when he launched the chicken. Fantastic video. What an absolute unit.
Kind of obvious how this would turn out. The Knight takes no damage and needs to be pushed by a deathblow off the edge. No enemy can do that, so clearly no one can beat him.
I just realised armored warrior is the strongest boss if he fights on ground.
Opponent: armored warrior.
Me: Tough one, but simple. Just need to throw him off a ledge.
Boss area: No cliffs, or ledges.
Me:....(terror sweat intensifies)
Note to self. Never play on randomiser
Love the way this was shot, I wanted the armored warrior to win every encounter.
Well, he really couldnt lose unless he was pushed off a ledge, its kinda a gauranteed win if they dont have any high staggering attacks that arent grabs.
@@Urd-Vidan I don't think he can be staggered. Even the ogres attacks seemed to not phase him and the bull just kind of slid him off
@@adamjones8258
Apparently he's programmed so that his health doesn't go down
Isn't he pretty much immortal as long as there are no cliffs?
Yes noone can kill him or maybe seven ashina spears with the knockback
He can be killmoved if you’re skilled enough
I think terror might work but I'm not sure. The ape boss used it on the oniwas, and the shichimen warrior used it on the divine dragon. Totally balanced lmao
Cause he's in the wrong game..
@@malek9874 he cant....poison fire or any status effect is disabled on him and his hp is programmed to never go down
Chicken: *walks around clueless*
Roberto's Dad: "What was that noise?"
(Alert Status)
Codec: "..Chicken respond."
"Chicken?.."
"CHICKEEEEEEN!!!!!"
0:10 I just love how that rooster is simply minding his own business before getting the shit smacked out of him. Shit brings a tear to my eye :')
My brain after the Ogre fight.
"This video should be titled 'Enemies get bullied by Armored Warrior"
Weirdly enough, this is just like my Skyrim playthrough. I kill 1 chicken, then suddenly everything and everyone wants a piece of me.
The father who lost Robert is a legend without weaknesses.
Honestly, Ashina should have hired him to defend against the ministry, with the promise of giving his son immortality.
I wanna order steak... Meanwhile in the kitchen: 8:05
Why is my order taking so long? Meanwhile in the kitchen:
I laughed so fucking hard
thanks my friend
They gave Hodrick the Lothric Knight Greatsword and put him on a bridge goddamn.
Who would win? Many of different monsters, spirits and expirienced warriors. OR 1 poise boi
UPD. Wow, bull actually managed to kill him
Ngl, I'd love to see some kind of animated series of some european trying to survive in the weird world of Feudal Japan with nothing but his plate armor and his greatsword. Berserk Style.
That would be sick.
The Armored Warrior never fall. He just MAKE enemies fall.
5:32 felt like two old wrestlers battling it out to see who can grunt the loudest.
The YEET revenge
3:29 after dying to O-Rin a countless amount of times this fills me with such joy
Demon of hatred vs armored warrior 😈
Imagine this guy fighting on open ground. Only fast moving, charging bosses could give this guy some hard time
A more accurate title to this would be "Armored Warrior throws every enemy out of his arena", except for the final enemy, of course, lmao.
3:15 not gonna lie, that was quite possibly the hardest bitch slap I have ever seen in my whole life.
Armored Warrior: THIS IS ASHINA!
This is dark souls*
I want a relationship as strong as that straw that holds the bull on the bridge
*random people standing there minding their own business*
Armoured daddy: So you have chosen death
The dude with a gun in 1:25: HAHA! I have bought this gun from eBay and it damages significantly high to anyone gets shot at!
Armored dude: Seriously?
Most inaccurate title I´ve ever seen.
Yea lmao
God damn he demolished Juzou the Drunkard in seconds.
I love how he knocks a few foes of the ledge. That tables have turned.
Edit:
O wow... it's almost like his AI is programmed to knock people of the bridge.
9:40 THE LEGEND NEVER DIES! HE GOT BACK UP AND POUNDED THE BULL.
良く頑張ったぞロバートパパ
This, is where you fall...
Senpou Spear Adept vs Dual Sword White Monkey? The two hardest enemies in the game.
Wait? Dual sword monkey is the hardest? The fck? I mean he is hard but wont say the hardest
I love how there's a multi-ton bull with fiery horns that could probably blast through several houses in one charge and it just glances off him like a hand-thrown rock.
all bosses vs armored warrior at the same time :v
Realistically he will keep getting poise broken every second
That bull is a beast. Hitting those tight ass turns while somehow not falling off the bridge 🤣
Is this guy a reference to Giant Dad?
I love that the whole strategy is yeeting them off the bridge lmao. He learned from his battle with Sekiro.
3:28 even the rooster was harder
Armored warrior: Put down your sword in for the sake of my son.
Chicken: