‘For How Much Of History Has Bruce Forsyth Been Alive?’ - Mock The Week

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • What percentage of Jesus’s disciples is a bit of a wrong ‘un? This round of ‘If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question?’ gets a bit out of hand as the panelists continue to pelt Dara with hilarious questions.
    #MockTheWeek #HughDennis #9%
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  • @danielsinclair5261
    @danielsinclair5261 5 років тому +173

    Ed Byrne wearing a Bioshock shirt!

    • @williampotter4699
      @williampotter4699 3 роки тому +7

      The fact this doesn’t have more likes is criminal.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +327

    9%
    Is it 'What are the chances of seeing an upload above 360p from this channel'?

    • @Noyemi_K
      @Noyemi_K 5 років тому +12

      What are the chances of seeing a Colbert or Mock the Week comment section you haven't already spammed with your unfunny bullshit?

    • @lykaidaethesecond6746
      @lykaidaethesecond6746 4 роки тому +5

      Noyemi K Dont be a dick. What’s the point?

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +11

    “What, I’m not gonna kill him!”

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 4 місяці тому

    Dara's little hum!!! they really broke him

  • @MasterMoyle
    @MasterMoyle 4 роки тому +3

    Is it what are the chances of Dara O Briain's show Go 8 Bit getting commissioned for a fourth series.

  • @snafuproxy8064
    @snafuproxy8064 3 роки тому

    WHAT A CLIP ! chuckle giggle lol and then GRRRRRRRR !!!!!!

  • @ladyi7609
    @ladyi7609 4 роки тому +5

    9%: How much energy do I have at the end of a work day?

  • @gunnerjohnson5445
    @gunnerjohnson5445 4 роки тому

    He knew this all along?

  • @jamesmartin9401
    @jamesmartin9401 2 роки тому +21

    I love it when they know Dara's feeling pressed and they really decide to go off, just to make his life even more uncomfortable. Poor Dara puts up with a lot from those fools. He's to be commended for not actually losing it. 🤣

  • @Tcrumpen
    @Tcrumpen 4 роки тому +18

    What percentage of the current population will be alive when Brexit is finally sorted?

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 5 років тому +109

    MP's pay to go up by 9%, but they will argue over a pay rise for workers of 3%.
    Politicians really do love themselves, and this shows just what they are in politics for. (Hint; it's not to help other people).

    • @TreborTnemorf
      @TreborTnemorf 4 роки тому

      Well, playing devil's advocate, there are 650 of them and how many workers?

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 4 роки тому +17

      @@TreborTnemorf That's an argument with false pretenses. Giving workers more money kickstarts the economy because they are going to spend it. Not only that, it will also increase productivity (more money = healthier eating, fewer worries, etc). So money that is spent on people who actually need it, will come back. Meanwhile giving rich people (and most MPs are rich, else they wouldn't have had the connections, time, etc to run for office) helps noone. It's mostly used for stock buybacks which doesn't change much except that they will have larger control over their companies which leads to them being able to further exploit their workforce.
      "Trickle down" has been debunked by history and reality. Give a poor person money and it will be used, give a rich person money and he will buy a gun to rob you.
      The only theoretically real argument would be that MP's (and judges and teachers and so on) are in a solid enough financial state that they are less prone to take bribes. But with bribes (whether illegal ones or the ones that are allowed in today's pseudo-democracies) it's less about what people need and more about greed. So there goes that argument...

    • @eomoran
      @eomoran Рік тому

      @@DrZaius3141
      While yes your view is correct, there are concerns with inflation and minimum wage workers. The main reason for this is that if people expect this to lead to inflation (which people expected the stimmy cheques to do so) this gives corporations the excuse to charge more, resulting in actual inflation. Eventually people run out of this extra money but the prices have all been adjusted. Look at the state of the world at the moment. You will have some politicians and some voters who strongly believe that the reason this was caused was because of the free money given out. Ive seen people my age giving out about the increase in the cost of a chicken fillet roll blaming it on the fact that deli workers were getting 20c more this year. Utter nonsense

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor Рік тому +1

      ​@@eomoranI know this is either in jest ot just economic dogma but, that's why capitalism sucks (democracy does too because it's the worst form of government, except for all the rest) and we can have price caps on retailers.

  • @ryancoombs3677
    @ryancoombs3677 3 роки тому +24

    Edward snowden has 3 more years to get to 40 before Chris gets to him

  • @benjaminwarn8575
    @benjaminwarn8575 5 років тому +22

    Percentage of Dara's mail is for hair products

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 4 роки тому +22

    Chris owned this segment. His Geordie comment deserved a bigger reaction.

  • @pontifexcellence6648
    @pontifexcellence6648 5 років тому +37

    9% are the chances of Theresa May’s deal passing!

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 4 роки тому +8

    What are the chances of me not dying a virgin?

  • @grahamkearnon7853
    @grahamkearnon7853 3 роки тому +2

    Loving the immature behaviour by these (adults).

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 2 роки тому +1

    Rounding it up, what percentage of Boris Johnson’s cabinet are not wrong’uns?

  • @emporioalnino4670
    @emporioalnino4670 3 роки тому +2

    Is it how many times did I fail my maths class

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 3 роки тому +4

    Is it the percentage of Irish people that are still complaining about Thierry Henry’s handball incident that cost us a place in the 2010 World Cup

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 3 роки тому +1

      I am part of that 9%. Still not a bit happy about it.

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames 3 роки тому +1

      @@youngdolo8 I am the exact same

  • @Ewane
    @Ewane 4 роки тому +5

    The Chris Froome joke was the one that got me the most, but I'm mainly glad someone knows who he is!

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 5 років тому +7

    Sadly that number is going to keep going down from this point on.

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 5 років тому +29

    Is it what percentage of the British Population still think it's a good idea to go through with leaving the EU?

    • @jackwood7726
      @jackwood7726 4 роки тому +1

      Get out your echo chamber mate

    • @jennyjohn704
      @jennyjohn704 4 роки тому +4

      @@jackwood7726 Get out of yours at the same time...

    • @jackwood7726
      @jackwood7726 4 роки тому +1

      @@jennyjohn704 even after all this time I can still taste the salt

    • @psoma_brufd
      @psoma_brufd 3 роки тому +5

      @@jackwood7726 lol, have you taken even a second to look at the very real damage it has immediately done, luckily the UK and EU weren't completely stupid and all scientific deals remain, however, we left Erasmus.
      Plus all the other negative effects.

  • @mattfromwiisports7223
    @mattfromwiisports7223 5 років тому +14

    The chance of me having an IQ of over 40

  • @nibbles6675
    @nibbles6675 4 роки тому +7

    9%
    Is it 'How many promises have been kept in history?'

  • @oceannspiritt659
    @oceannspiritt659 3 роки тому +1

    so mps that year got a payrise of 9%. whatd they do? fuckall!!

  • @michaelpalmer8629
    @michaelpalmer8629 Рік тому +1

    How much patience does Dara have left?

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 5 років тому +33

    "What percentage of Scottish toddlers aren't currently drunk" - what popped into my mind.
    Edit: After I learned what it actually was "what *should* the percentage change of MP pay be, plus 109."

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor Рік тому

      I mean given the state of modern politics you might have been right first time

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 4 місяці тому

    "He's old, innit!" -Rob

  • @gregiles908
    @gregiles908 2 роки тому

    Since before Derek and Clive.

  • @MegaWarlus
    @MegaWarlus 4 роки тому +2

    Aged like milk

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +2

      How so? Edward Snowden is still alive.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 5 років тому

    9%
    Is it how much fans of the Paul walker car crash

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

      “Really sad...”
      “...Pics.”
      **Google Guy looks up**

  • @johnnyversace2512
    @johnnyversace2512 Рік тому +4

    1:15 he made it!