This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled up in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off to his Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
When I saw the golf ball scene, it reminded me of the time my family went up to a mini golf course. I was doing poorly, and wasn’t happy. So I decided I would hit the ball as hard as I could out of anger, since I was screwed anyway. I got a hole in one.
Thanks for brightening up my day Ryan, my childhood cat died today of a tumour in his chest but your content has helped me through times like this so thank you for being here for all of us who enjoy watching your content and continuing to make our days that slight bit better
Hi Ryan i have been watching u for years now and ur bids always make me happy. Today my uncle passed away while he was sleeping and it was the scariest thing that has ever been said to me. Thank you for being awesome!
Ryan: You just used your luck on that instead of winning the lottery. Me: Winning the lottery is one of the worst things that can happen to you, it has torn many families apart
@@supermario6297 Yes it is, lots of families broke up because of it because they all wanted some of the money, The Infographics Show has a whole video on it
Thank you Ryan for all the happiness that you have given me the past years until now if you read this just wanted to say happy thanksgiving and a happy new year I will continue to watch this now.
I got a cool story about me and a random person in among us After me, him and a few people played a couple games, he said he kept dying immediately everytime. So then i said “Hey, lets stick together at the start of the next game” He then agreed and i said “Imagine if we’re both imposters next game”. And guess what, me and him we’re both imposters the next game. I was literally mumbling “What are the odds of that?” And we won the damn game after a few lies Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk
8-BitRyan, when you post a new video I get so excited. You always make me cry from laughter and you are the best UA-camr that I can think of, When I get sad I click on one of your videos to cheer me up. I'm sorry to hear about your cat passing away. Thank you for making these video's for all of us.
2:44 this video was taken at Jellystone Park in Monroe City MO at Thier mini golf course. I went camping there a few months back and it was great. Thebpart with the water is so annoying. There also an area where your ball can fall into a fountain or something if you're not careful. A lot of people lost thier golf balls there, including me
Me: watches at 3:30 My brain: Hello guys this is your daily dose of the internet. A random tire roll all its way on the gasoline station and hit someones car
5:41 I've done something similar where I hit the cue ball it jumped bounced a ball that had no way of leaving away from the hole then just sat outside the hole. It was so confounded that it didn't wanna leave
Me: *watchs random vid after sleep*
Ryan: *uploaded*
Me: is my time to shine
OUR time to shine.
YEAAA
Is my time to *wake*
its my time for school :/
its time to me to die
Top Ryan quotes of 2020
“Welcome back to another video on the channel” such wisdom in one sentence
Bruh
@@yaseramin10 wdym bruh-
@@yaseramin10 what
@@yaseramin10 baba booi
@@yaseramin10 r/wooosh
00:22 love that clone editing man, keep it up and y'all be able to "actually" high five each other and stuff lel.
What do you mean editing? It's completely real.
@@BlueBerry20071 ok lel💙
Video bearly comes out:
Literally everyone in the comments: Quick think of something funny
Blargh
Did I do it on time?
@Christofer Pezet stop spamming its stupid
@Christofer Pezet Spamming won't do anything but get you reported. Try making good content for a change
Was this supposed to be funny
This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled up in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off to his Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
Bruh so are you just gonna post this everywhere.. You just did it on Dawko
Wtf
@@Xxblade17 yeah I saw it too
@@Xxblade17 been doing it since a month ago
You earn a subscriber! 😂😂🤣🤣
This man never fails to make my depresseon go away he’s too positive
Y e s
Same
He's too positive too left alive!
@Christofer Pezet shut up
@Christofer Pezet begon
2:32 Legendary slide.
I love how he uploaded right at the same time as Dawko.
What are the odds of that?
Lol it true.
Yea i just saw that 🤯
Huh one extra impossible thing
r/whataretheodds (get it)
“Poop-caso”
that’s it. My life has peaked. Nothing will ever be the same again.
*We have ascended*
9:03
One in a million chance that Ryan will finish his Undertale genocide route.
When that happened, someone should clip that to r/nevertellmetheodds
so true
To be honest and sadly, I don't think he will too. (sadness noises)
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 69 shut up
Never tell me the odds!
Up vote and get off my screen
Ryan: hey no that’s my thing you get off my screen
When I saw the golf ball scene, it reminded me of the time my family went up to a mini golf course. I was doing poorly, and wasn’t happy. So I decided I would hit the ball as hard as I could out of anger, since I was screwed anyway.
I got a hole in one.
0-0 Luck
My God
Ryan is so wholesome it's a crime
3:51: this man knows something we don't
I scroll through the comments and it’s only good things it makes me so happy
0:49 did he just get jumpscared
3:59 THE EDITS ARE AMAZING 😂
It's weird that immediately after Dawko posts a video, Ryan post one.
🤔
r/nevertellmetheodds: NOTE THAT DOWN NOW
*And we are not the same person*
XD
Thanks for brightening up my day Ryan, my childhood cat died today of a tumour in his chest but your content has helped me through times like this so thank you for being here for all of us who enjoy watching your content and continuing to make our days that slight bit better
9:02 i saw a rain stain in the road that looked EXACTLY like the twitter berd.
Hi Ryan i have been watching u for years now and ur bids always make me happy. Today my uncle passed away while he was sleeping and it was the scariest thing that has ever been said to me. Thank you for being awesome!
Impossible but they were caught on camera?
Me: **visible confusion**
@Christofer Pezet Stfu
the person that lost has to be so mad 5:56 and 9:47 perfect timing
To everyone saying first, the bots were here before you.
True
@Christofer Pezet Dude don't advertise on every comment, That's just a sign of desperation
Ofc a bot replys to this comment 😂
@@TheDarkCatYT you know it is a bot right?
@@Maotrix-RandomGameStuff I realized after I saw the comment on literally every comment
god this reddit series keeps gettting my laughs out!, its so entertaining to watch in these times (quarantined)
The amount of dad jokes in this video is making me sus of you Ryan... is there something you’re not telling us?
So is he a dad without a wife?
*HmmmMmMmMmmMmmmmm*
@@simantoahmed9849 He has a girlfriend so it is a possibility.
3:48
That made my mind ascend through 5 parallel universes instead of blowing up.
Ryan: You just used your luck on that instead of winning the lottery.
Me: Winning the lottery is one of the worst things that can happen to you, it has torn many families apart
No
@@supermario6297 Yes it is, lots of families broke up because of it because they all wanted some of the money, The Infographics Show has a whole video on it
@@kemppp3665 then why hasn't my family broken up 4 times yet
@@supermario6297 Because your family knows how to live life
2:46 I feel like I had been there before
No one:
Car driver: HOOOOOOORRRRRRRNNNN SAAAAVEEEEE MEEEEEE
The car horn: I got you 😉
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 69 wth
THANK YOU! I ALWAYS WANTED TO WATCH ANOTHER PART OF THIS
Me: sees video
Also me: watches it like a normal person and does nothing else extra
Same
Not funny didn't laugh
@@IX_4 did I ask
@@fluvfmining8757 no u didnt
These videos always make my day, thank you Ryan!
Noone:
Not even 8bitryan:
Random people:googlethis54543
@Christofer Pezet stfu
Not funny didn't laugh
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me when Ryan posts a video:Life is amazing in its ways
2nd Ryan who took the picture of him sleeping 100% comfirmed
7:52
The plague doctor in its native habitat.
Day one hundred forty two of asking Ryan to play Kingdom: Two Crowns and play the Mantis Lords theme in a drum video
the demon in my closet when I bring back some beans for him: 7:50
Hey 8-bitryan do you remember Slime Rancher? If so can you make a part 2 or revisit it.
Im having a bad day this brightened it thank you Ryan
Ryan is doing Sans jokes
And also Its "ice" to see u Ryan.
:)
1:14 That "Yeet" made me cry with laughter
Ryan never fails to make my depression go away he’s an inspiration to me.
*great to see a variety to the videos Ryan keep it up*
3:50 "Nope, I stay here"
Thank you Ryan for all the happiness that you have given me the past years until now if you read this just wanted to say happy thanksgiving and a happy new year I will continue to watch this now.
The most impossible thing ever is for ryan to like a comment though... Never been seen before
He has
9:33 That happened to a friend of mine and to my mother
Me: Reads 8 comments
UA-cam: Here's 1001
Wow you have 2.5M subs, been here around 175k subs you're channel has grown so much!!
Asking Ryan to play “a hat in time”
Day 154
I like this so he sees
Keep going.
I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THAT LAST ONE
9:28 SIMPLE MECHANICS IN LIVING THINGS+DOORBELL CAM
‘Tries capturing on doorbell cam’
**Bird detects it**
Great Content like always :)
0:24 ... Wtf?
Is your editing THAT good, or do you have a twin we don't know about?
ryan's positivity go through the roof it's insane
I got a cool story about me and a random person in among us
After me, him and a few people played a couple games, he said he kept dying immediately everytime. So then i said “Hey, lets stick together at the start of the next game” He then agreed and i said “Imagine if we’re both imposters next game”. And guess what, me and him we’re both imposters the next game. I was literally mumbling “What are the odds of that?” And we won the damn game after a few lies
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk
8-BitRyan, when you post a new video I get so excited. You always make me cry from laughter and you are the best UA-camr that I can think of, When I get sad I click on one of your videos to cheer me up. I'm sorry to hear about your cat passing away. Thank you for making these video's for all of us.
Man Ryan's jokes just get better and better my god it's amazing
Am a really big fan ur my favorite youtuber and ur really funny! 😂❤️
I really enjoy these subreddit reactionts and stuff. Really enjoy the content ryan love you.
5:55 as a speedcuber that made me laugh my ass of for 2 hours
9:28 best part
3:51
I like how the ball is just *defying gravity*
hey im a smaller youtuber and my dream is to reach 100k can you help me?
@@Druzer sure
@@johnnysanchez2660 thanks
I know a lot of people say this but he is so positive it makes it impossible to feel sad
2:44 this video was taken at Jellystone Park in Monroe City MO at Thier mini golf course. I went camping there a few months back and it was great. Thebpart with the water is so annoying. There also an area where your ball can fall into a fountain or something if you're not careful. A lot of people lost thier golf balls there, including me
8-BitRyan at 5:48
Finally noticed the cubing community 😁😁😁
4:28 that felt sooo weird when he said that but I laugh3d sooo hard😂
5:20 Ryan it’s called flying feet😂 but the odds of them all doing it, is funny🤣
I just LOVE that Zelda intro music. Makes me smile immediately :)
Me: watches at 3:30
My brain: Hello guys this is your daily dose of the internet.
A random tire roll all its way on the gasoline station and hit someones car
I am new to this channel but within the first five minutes of this vid i went down and subcribed! I LOVE THIS CHANNEL! my new fav!
3:47 Don't tell me the odds
Thank you for keeping up the great content and thanks for keeping me happy
That editing at the beginning was insane
0:25 when your mom walks in to you swearing with the boys
Keep up the good work mate 👍
hey im a smaller youtuber and my dream is to reach 100k can you help me?
i have not watched him in a long time so ima binge watch this GOLD
5:41 I've done something similar where I hit the cue ball it jumped bounced a ball that had no way of leaving away from the hole then just sat outside the hole. It was so confounded that it didn't wanna leave
Omg,i haven't watched this channel in so long
🎉 *nostalgia* 🎉
I always get bored from other youtubers
But you
...you
I never gets bored from you.
2:18 Bird: imma keep this whole mans career
Ryan’s such a legend. God bless.
Yo luv your videos keep up the work man
Keep making these, a lot of us Love them!!
Your intros man... the best!! Way more amazing than the word amazing in amazing spiderman😆🤣🤣
Yoo have a great day yall!
Ngl, when that bird came, ive never been the most satisfied as I was at that moment
I’ve been watching your stuff for 6 years I think now back on 8bitgaming... wow imagine if Ryan hearts this
That edit caught me off guard at 0:24
Ryan you are awesome keep up the good work
7:32 why do i recognize that place by a thomas sanders vine
These moments are so mind-blowing!!
Im watch ryans video early and about 5 minutes later Mumbo Jumbo makes a video.
How can this day get better.
ryan’s content is so unique, so fun to watch
that part where the bird poop at the man, who was outside the door it like a cartoon😂😂feels bad, because that happenn to me before tbh.
Ryan channel has 888 Million Views!!! Congrats and let me mention I am waiting for that 999 Million Views, he he he...
8-Bitryan: you better enjoy this on my channel.
Plot twist reacting to videos and enjoying it.
Funny story: Today my family and I went to a Chinese buffet, and when we got our fortune cookies, mine didn't come with a fortune.
Ryan’s editing is just....perfection.