The Masquerade - Tales From the SMP
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- Опубліковано 22 лют 2021
- I hosted another Tales from the SMP with some crazy backstory featuring Technoblade, Quackity, Nihachu, Sapnap, Ranboo, Fundy, and BadBoyHalo!
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Yes, Tales from the SMP is canon to the Dream SMP
Hello my good sir
Theres been too many episodes, i already knew that
Now I understand thats why there was the egg
i know karlos
hola
ranboo best butler in the world
Hello phoodu
Hi phoodu, i found you comment whilst looking for my friends comment
Agreed Phoomaid.
Yes indeed.
Indeed
1:35
"How´s the wife?"
"Divorced."
"How´s the family?"
"Gone"
"It´s hard to talk to you"
LMAOOO HAHAHAHHA
You missed the whole clip.
How are you?
Eh.
How’s the business?
Bad
How’s the wife?
Divorced
How’s the family?
Gone
It’s hard to talk to you
And then he says “ do you have alcohol” LMAO 😂
Its superr funny Tho-
7:12
Karl : "why isn't it you ?"
Billiam : "it could've been him, we'll allow him 3 words of defense"
Butler : _[Speech 100]_ "Nope, Not Me"
Your honor with this evidence we find him not guilty
This one had some good quotes:
"No poor people at this party"
"No, don't worry, I stream Minecraft"
"Oh very wealthy"
and
"How's the wife?"
"Divorced."
"How's the family?"
"Gone."
"It's hard to talk to you."
and "We'll allow him three words"
"Nope, not me."
"He does make a good point"
"vitamin b" "b stands for broke!"
edit: how did i forget "it's the first quarter of the year karl" "you look like someone whose love i would compete for and lose" (also all of quackity's names are iconic)
"can you spell economy"
"a......"
and the "Do you have any alcohol?" after the "It's hard to talk to you" is really funny lol
Vitamin broke
"How's the wife?"
"Divorced."
"How's the family?"
"Gone."
"It's hard to talk to you."
Such a classic but cracks me up everytime
Lol
Mmmmmmm
Bruh james had it hard
HABAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
Technoblade : "see the thing is, I specifically said, no poor people"
Karl : "I have a rich friend that gives me money once in a while, does that count ?"
Sir Billiam : "very well..."
PLEASE RANBOO’S ACTING IS ALWAYS SO GOOD-“imma gonna need you to go back in there Karl” CHILLS-LITERAL CHILLS
I have a obsession with yhs, and the acting is above that
“we’ll allow him three words in defense”
“nope. not me”
“he does raise a good point”
LMAO THAT SENT ME
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@Big Chungus it’s MrBeast
7:14
@@Creebud self promotion and self advertising on someone elses video that ur not associated with is bannable
"Ah, James, how's the wife?"
*Divorced.*
"How's the family?"
*Gone.*
It's hard to talk to you.
It’s hard to talk to you
It's hard to talk to you
It's hard to talk to you
It's hard to talk to you.
Techno: I will allow him to say 3 words in his defence.
Ranboo:
Nope not me.
literally every among us game
@@liv_was_here1390 Lmao 😂😂
Sir Billiam: "He does raise a good point"
*He has a Point*
"He does raise a good point"
Technoblade
Everyone: dressed awesome (Karl)and fancy (others)
Quackity: wearing a wrestler mask and a Speedo
Is this considered Dream Smp canon?
Yep
The most annoying bot In my life 👇
My Grandma promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year they will buy me a new Gaming keyboard. I really need that..,
Yes
yeah
Yes
"How's business?"
"Uummm... Umm..."
"How's the family?"
"Gone."
"How's the wife?"
"Divorced."
"....."
"....."
"It's hard to talk to you James."
"Sir, can you spell Economy?"
"Of course! A-......"
"Very good sir."
"What does the B in Vitamin B stand for?"
"Vitamin BROKE!"
BRUH! Those killed me XD
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
@@mr.7476 im pretty sure, yes
@@mr.7476 uhhhh what the heck is this video
unfortunately most of those lines didn't make it into the video
“We’ll allow him three words in defense”
*“No, not me”*
“He makes a good point”
8:36 shroud and tommy in the painting.
that egg making me feel some sort of way 0_0
Are you GAY for the EGG?
O.o
O.o
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
He should have said: I'm Mrbeast's friend
Yes!!!!
Lol yeah
Yesss,like i commented the same in an animatic bc mannn im pretty sure he'll survive lolll
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How i think some of them would respond to the "How's the wife?" And the "how's the family?" Questions.
"How's the wife?"
George: "She's doing well!"
Dream: "She died."
Karl: *sniffle* "What wife."
Quackity: "Which one.-"
(Literally)Sapnap: "Divorced."
"How's the family?"
George: "it's only me and her, right now." *Smile*
Dream: "Hell."
Karl: "My mom's doing fine. Oh, wait.."
Quackity: *"Which. One."*
(Literally (again)) sapnap: "Gone."
Lol okay bye.
I love this comment and i love your profile name
Dream would not let gogy have a wife
honestly i think tommy would be the one with multiple 💀
"How's the wife?"
"Divorced."
"How's the family?"
"Gone."
I DIED WHEN HE SAID THIS
I freaking love these SMP stories!
Love ur songs❤️
yep
Hey its CG5!
Me too
Only 35 likes and 5 replies?!!! He needs to be pinned!
"Ah James, my old friend! How's the wife?"
"Divorced"
"How's the family?"
"Gone"
"...."
"Its hard to talk to you"
IM DYING PLS-
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
Everyone in the comments is saying this smh
@@makiyoxue if it's that annoying you don't need to read the comments.
@@riii708 I didn’t say it was annoying? I was just pointing out that everyone was saying this
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Sir Billiam: “kill both of them, just in case.”
Karl: “they were both very close to the body”
Oliver ***: “i dont think you should do that.”
Ranbutler: *shakes head intensely*
Timestamp: 7:18
Techno R.I.P
You are a loved youtuber and will be remembered
Let’s just appreciate how hilarious this is well done to everyone at the Masquerade I love how arrogant and wealthy Sir Billiam III acted (Technoblade) then ‘BUTLER’ (Ranboo) kept being made fun off this was amazing to watch, and I still watch it to this day.
_"Sir, can you please spell economy?"_
_"Sure-"_
*"A"*
*STORY*
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”
Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed…
“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man…
“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”The old man smiled and said…
“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today".
Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.
Note : i didn't write this story.
*Well my dream is to hit 10k subs, any help is much appreciated*
It takes only 5 seconds and make my day, Thank you.
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
@Adam The Spurs Fan _Wow_
Ranboo being butler:
Techno: “iT tOOk hIm lIke tEn wHoLe sEcOndS”
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how much subscriber can i get from this comment current (1.36k)
maybe cuz he can teleport
Did you know the Butler was the Bar owners son? The bar owner from the latest episode ) It’s shown by his son going missing when Sir Billiam had stolen something (He could’ve stolen the son as well) And both of them dropped milk when they died..
8:24 “I’m gonna file so many complaints with the lights company after this.” 💀💀💀
3:29 Fundy: *talking things that I didn't understand 👍🏻*
Karl: ok, it's not him
Everyone else: 🧍 ... What?
Techno's acting was god tier.
honestly!!
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Agreeeee like mannn he acts so decent and formal but at the same time funny
Agreed
Fundy is a terrifying killer, jesus Christ
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Poor James...
well it’s a old grandma chasing u? I guess
I just watched the like increase
DEATH IS APPROACHING
RIP Great performance Alex. As always.
“I’ll allow him three words in defense”
“Nope not me”
"He has a good point"
"Sir, can you spell Economy?"
"Of course, A."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Very good sir."
Thank you
Lol
I need the vid rn
Akonamee
“Commoners aren’t people. They’re poor. They don’t have rights.”
-Technoblade 2021
Edit: Rest in piece Techno. We'll all miss your dry, brutal sarcasm that has made us all smile
It’s why we love the pig man
"I don't want to join the Eggpire"
-Technoblade 2021
Meanwhile in the past and the Ancestor of Technoblade Which is Billiam in the tales of Smp
"The Egg is hungry"
*sir billiam
I was reading that and techno was saying it in sync
wait, everyone is trying to kill each other?
*Rest in Peace*
Alex
I swear techno is the most sarcastically funny person ive ever saw 😂
@@keyharrington399 No, Techno. They meant Technoblade is funny in general, not just this video.
Billiam: "I specifically said, No poor people!"
Karl: "I stream minecraft-"
Billiam: "Ooh, a rich person!"
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
@@mr.7476 shut up
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when we say "eat the rich", we don't include sir billiam
Vouch
sir billiam reminds me of tamaki suoh but like more posh
dream stans be like "eat the rich" but then defend dream reselling a hoodie with 2 dots and a line added for double the price
Billiam is literally the only non-human rich person I'm aware of, and he's the only one we're not allowed to eat?
But--
*Pork-*
I love how they have different voices for everything
rest easy sir billium, we love you❤️
6:21
Lyrics
Death is approaching
Death is approaching
Death is approaching
Death is approaching
Thank me later
Thx
Then Technoblade says "CAUGHT IN 4K! :)"
thank you, i wouldn't have known the lyrics, so much appreciated
oh wow, wonderful
I'll thank you in 1003828 days
Wife : Divorced
Family : Gone
Minecraft streamer : Rich
Everyone : Dead
Hotel : Trivago
This meme: old
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Karl: I stream Minecraft don’t worry I’m not poor
Techno: Oh great a rich person
Yas love it
"Commoner are not people they are poor" Tecnoblade 0:44
You can tell Techno is having so much fun with his character
@Джейк Обыкновенный no he's not, please shut up :/
@@viviglitches1518 HAHAHA that respond
Fundys "Death is approaching~!" Is low-key terrifying
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I know, it was fantastic.
“What the heck. It took you a whole 10 seconds”-Technoblade 2021
“It’s so dark, I can’t see who the murder is.” processed to laugh 😂😂🤣🤣
Karl: **panicking**
Ranboo: **murdering fundy
Fundy: **dying**
Techno:
I'm gonna file so many complaints to the light company after this
LMAO
I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS AS I READ THIS COMMENT LMAO
yes
@@bellao.8757 same
LMFAO
"I dont think he died from being dumb and poor."
-Karl, the art of minecraft
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
@@user-mh8jq1ow5m why
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1:50 THE WAY TECHNO JUST WENT DUNUNUNUDUN MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYTIME
Another good memory from techno, f*ck cancer
The dream SMP could be a whole Netflix series. We are thankful that it’s free
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I know it’s amazing
+ you get to pick ur main chractor by who you watch so thats what makes it different from tv series/shows
Fly high our legend techno, Alex may have died, but techno NEVER DIES! I love you so much, rest in peace 😞🧡
the end where techno told ranboo to kill jarl, was lowkey kinda terrifing 😀
“Why are you wearing a mask?”
**says as he himself is wearing a mask**
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
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Funny: “DeTh iS aPrOaCHiNg” BAHAHH his raspy voice
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@@ahhh7255 ........
Almost like something out of Harry Potter.
and that made me scared? idk, but I laughed though
Rest in Peace Alex
Technoblade never dies 🐷👑
Rip technoblade 😔
9:22 ranboos villain voice is the best thing ive heard in years. thats all.
true
Yes
Sounds like James Bond
Tru tru
I agree! I want more villain voice Ranboo
"It's high in vitamin B."
"And what does the B in vitamin B stand for?"
"Brokeee!"
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Best quote
everyone: in very posh outfits
Quackity: wearing neon green pants
"Nope not me" "I'm going to have to ask you to go back inside there Karl"
-Ranboo the Butler
(yes, our beloved only said that in the whole video T-T)
7:13
“I will allow him 3 words in defense”
“Nope. Not me.”
“He does raise a good point.”
That’s so funny 😂
my theory is: Sir billiam was actually the first owner of the egg but he died. and 4 decades after the mansion got burried and new lands has been discovered by the new people living in that earth, and the egg got burried, but bad found the egg and started to mine around it, and became the 2nd owner of the egg, and sir billiam became evil bc of the egg.
Billiam was evil already, he stole all that money from the western town in the most recent tales (don’t remember the name) by pretending to be an investor. Either he was already under the influence of the egg or was just an ass already that took an opportunity when he saw it
@@lils426 the wild west
@@lils426 also canon that the ranbutler was the orphan that they thought corpse killed but billium actually took im pretty sure
@@loumey74 oh really? I didn’t know that that actually makes a lot of sense
Didn’t we already know that..?
9:08 that must be why the egg is getting weak because bad feeding the egg the wrong thing
Every time I watch a video and hear Technoblade’s voice, it feels like a sucker punch to the gut. May he rest in peace.
FUBDY SAYING “death is approaching” IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE NOW
EDIT I WAS SO SCARED APPARENTLY I TYPED FUBDY INSTEAD OF FUNDY.
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IM SHAKING
OMGGGGG
@@totallynot5903 6:26 :)
so that's why techno can hear the egg.. because his family has been with the egg for several thousands of years
and that's why he has the voices in dream SMP
this is back in the year 1856 according to the storyline and there are no real proof that Sir Billiam III is Technoblade's ancestor
@@user-xs2yq2nj4y a pig head really suggests it
Wow I’m dumb I didn’t even think about that
@@spleens4200 No he just didnt want to wear a different skin from a pig, I don't believe they are related
"Hows the wife?"
"Divorced"
"Hows the family?"
"Gone."
"Its hard to talk to you"
"Do you have alcohol"
Me after tecno died. -crying hard- rest in peace, we all miss you tecno.❤
Techno: no poor people
Karl: *I stream Minecraft don’t worry-*
@TommyInnit ꤶ Tommyinnit real 😏😏😏
@@rubyrules2 yeah totallyyyyyy 🥴
@TommyInnit ꤶ hey tommy why is your banner so low quality 😏
@TommyInnit ꤶ I looked at your profile, you joined 2 weeks ago:)
The start looks like a film, so good!
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Too true
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5:57 Come bucket. Famous quote said by Fundy himself
Aw man I miss this era
i am personally offended that
"what does the b in vitamin b stand for?"
"broke"
was cut out
in other news, i learned that i have been spelling liaria wrong this entire time
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and "spell economy"
and basically every other drew p weiner scene
@@someoned166 a-
"DeAth is aprOaChIng" holy shit Fundy that will haunt me in my dreams
I am dying of laughter right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It both made me laugh with joy and cry with fear- truly a masterful acting preformance
Bu yorum yayınlandığında henüz technoblade ölmemiştir.
rest easy sir billium, we love you
Rest in peace techno
We'll miss u
Nobody:
not even a single soul:
Fundy: "I am Oliver OgachtenshireSmitzeliestCumBucket."
(Yes I sounded that out ;-;)
Cumbucket :D
@Gatito Super 014 I’m pretty sure that one part is Smitzelyest or something idk
@@aziatouchsilent8507 Cumbucket :D
@@hundred-eyedmotherfucker Cumbucket? :D
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how the killers’ identities are never really a secret, even in the stream, it tells us that this was never a murder mystery at all, but a sci-fi horror type story
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@@pinke9033 bruh
I miss sir Billiam
" And we could kill the butler for being poor"
- Technoblade 2021
No one:
Ranboo having many buckets of milk....
@TommyInnit ꤶ fake boi
People think that the milk was foreshadowing that Ranboo was the security threat to the prison. That or Ranboo is gonna break Dream out
@@elokin300 why sorry I’m stupid
@@So_Indecisive I've never heard this theory before, but I assume it's because drinking milk in minecraft removes all status effects, which would get rid of the mining fatigue that the guardians under the prison give you, which would make it possible to mine the walls of the prison and for dream to escape.
POG THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD AND IM SO EXCITED TO SEE EVERYONE’S POV
Shit 💩
@MikuCoffee_ same it was so cool to watch and i really enjoyed it, and the egg part was so unexpected but amazing
Karl is my favorite UA-camr and UA-cam crush
I did a Karl drawing and pretended to be Karl in my zoom
SAME IM SO EXCITED
3:10 EMERGENCY MEETING, red sus
I kept laughing when tecnoblade kept saying "butler" lol xD
“how’s the wife?”
“divorced.”
“how’s the family?”
“gone.”
BAHAHHAHAH
“NO POOR PEOPLE”
Me crying in the back with my 1 dollar
*STORY*
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”
Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed…
“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man…
“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”The old man smiled and said…
“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today".
Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.
Note : i didn't write this story.
*Well my dream is to hit 10k subs, any help is much appreciated*
It takes only 5 seconds and make my day, Thank you.
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
Me crying too because they desemployeed my 2 parents
thats about over 1000 times what i have
@@chromatique_music literally though
9:35 Karl has plot armor
5:49 is my favourite part ahaha
Karl is genuinely such a nice man why cant more people be like him.
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
Your pfp genuinely horrified me, until I realized it was just that: a pfp
Because everybody is unique? We all have our own personalities so it's really okay if not everybody is like him
I thought there was actually a flyer on my screen 🤣
SO TRUE BESTIE
When techno said "caught in 4k" LMAOOOO i cant stop laughingg
Sir Billiam*
@@ravioli-ve oh sorry sorry, and Yes sir Billiam🥳
i laughed a lot that time too
8:29 it is always the butler...
Techno is too funny for the lore. Two seconds in and I’m already laughing😂😂
Fundy: "I can play such a jolly theme."
Also Fundy: *Plays the Halloween theme*
deAth is AproAchIng
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@@nosees9295 stop spamming
I was waiting for *giorno theme intensifies*
How to not be sus:
1. have a ridiculously silly long name
2. have a very raspy voice
3. when they think you’re sus say what your name is
4. there
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO
rip technoblade
Rest In Peace Techno
“How’s the wife?”
*”Divorced.”*
“How’s the family?”
*”Gone.”*
“... It’s hard to talk to you.”
lmao i cant-
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Is karl,,. ,,dead?
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IM DEAD
“DO YOU HAVE ANY ALCOHOL?”