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  • @Ailurus
    @Ailurus  Рік тому +206

    I hope you guys enjoyed the video!
    Make sure to follow me on IG @datpandafam
    Join the Discord: discord.gg/enHJv9P

    • @TOMMY716
      @TOMMY716 Рік тому

      I tried to join your Discord but it's saying my phone number already being used but I've never join you guys before is there another way I can join

    • @ducky169
      @ducky169 Рік тому

      This guy keeps stealing my time. Its my time.. do I have grounds to sue? If so how much should I ask for?

    • @FlamboyantBrisket
      @FlamboyantBrisket Рік тому

      Love that you and emkay have the same videos in mind. Great two see two views on these

  • @palekinggaming
    @palekinggaming Рік тому +3050

    love the transition from "okay don't do this guys, even as a professional" to a "okay guys i'm in the hospital"

    • @BloonMan137
      @BloonMan137 Рік тому +109

      Why did that put him in the hospital? What were those?

    • @KRABPXL
      @KRABPXL Рік тому +61

      What were those things

    • @TotallyNotMax1
      @TotallyNotMax1 Рік тому +30

      I need to know 😭

    • @crabby4380
      @crabby4380 Рік тому +171

      @@BloonMan137 dont remember the name but they are super poisonous

    • @rytrongaming
      @rytrongaming Рік тому +27

      No voice to cry suffering

  • @nvgboiyes6386
    @nvgboiyes6386 Рік тому +1325

    Fun fact: bees transport pollen as well, so the compensation for Karen is the fact that their flowers get fertilized.

    • @jajafeedyns8082
      @jajafeedyns8082 Рік тому +80

      "Stealing pollen". Does that person know how flowers exist, and bees work?

    • @zephdahoneybee
      @zephdahoneybee Рік тому +23

      We will take it all.

    • @sethisevilone02
      @sethisevilone02 Рік тому

      ​@@zephdahoneybee sting her in the eyes too

    • @benegmond6584
      @benegmond6584 Рік тому +12

      I'm still gonna document these bees and get them fired.

    • @jajafeedyns8082
      @jajafeedyns8082 Рік тому +4

      @@anonymous-0I'll NEVER not steal your comment space!
      Wait...

  • @RCT3Crashes100
    @RCT3Crashes100 Рік тому +571

    For context, the man in the first clip seems to be handling Blue sea dragons (Scientific name Glaucus atlanticus), a species of sea slug that has a really clever way of defending itself - as this mollusc feeds on siphonophores like the Portuguese man o' war, it is able to store and retain the latter's stinging nematocyst cells and use them to defend itself later on. When the guy filming put his hand into the middle of all of them, at least one probably thought it was in danger and used this defence mechanism to put him in the hospital.

    • @axelthunderpaw7013
      @axelthunderpaw7013 Рік тому +15

      Thanks for that, I was so confused what they were

    • @KitsuneRokaku
      @KitsuneRokaku Рік тому +49

      Thanks to Casual Geographic I knew that before I watched that. I literally watched that clip and thought "You were *THIS* *CLOSE* to receiving a Darwin Award."

    • @Dorksolus
      @Dorksolus Рік тому +49

      Still lovin the fact that their scientific name is Glockus Atlanicus, sounds like a really bad Harry Potter spell for summoning a G-18 lmao

    • @SunEater0
      @SunEater0 Рік тому +25

      There’s typically a reason people say that anything blue in nature should be avoided, lol they’re easily my favorite sea slug tho

    • @rickgarrett5772
      @rickgarrett5772 Рік тому

      ​@@KitsuneRokaku geography?

  • @JKJK-xf9ou
    @JKJK-xf9ou Рік тому +464

    “It was in fact, not chill,” is enough to make me kinda respect that man

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda Рік тому +1

      Don't respect Stupid. Don't enable it.

    • @bread9276
      @bread9276 Рік тому +30

      He learned his great error.

    • @_hurglet
      @_hurglet Рік тому +15

      took it like a champ

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 Рік тому +931

    This woman is a prime example of EVERYTHING that's wrong with modern day society

    • @ElRazur_
      @ElRazur_ Рік тому +25

      a turtle does not approve of that woman

    • @thealrighty3534
      @thealrighty3534 Рік тому

      Those girls dont even know what feminism is. Wven in RDR2 it was shown they fought for right to vote and stuff like that but they took the whole thing and claim it as an excuse to make themselves feel better

    • @doggodigger
      @doggodigger Рік тому +28

      Which one?
      (Edit: I got it)
      (Also why the fuck did 17 of you like this reply?)

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 Рік тому +30

      @@doggodigger I think the thumbnail

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Рік тому +2

      I keep seeing you everywhere

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Рік тому +1160

    That "feminist" is an embarrassment to actual feminists.. 🙄

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie Рік тому +71

      It's unfortunate cause I think I almost understand her idea but she definitely doesn't know how to fully explain it (which means tbf I could also be wrong about what I think her idea is). With the 'who pays on the first date' thing in general, that's situational, the pair should work that out before they start ordering and both parties should have means to pay regardless of what the agreement is, just in case. Doesn't matter who pays just agree instead of forcing someone to.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Рік тому

      Feminism itself is a cancer, i prefer complete equality

    • @GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING
      @GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING Рік тому

      She's a western feminist. Also known as a spoiled brat that wants no repercussions to their decisions. Actual feminists are currently in Syria, Iraq, Iran and China fighting for actual women's rights

    • @crazyunclecrispy6140
      @crazyunclecrispy6140 Рік тому

      no thats just a modern feminist. they dont care about equality they just want even more special treatment than they already have

    • @rhetteffectbeats
      @rhetteffectbeats Рік тому +31

      I like how she went omg at the very end, almost like she figured out she's wrong

  • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
    @serperiorandtheanimator9216 Рік тому +217

    I saw the post with the kids teeth for myself and it is absolutely heartbreaking. Someone in the comments said that when babies are teething, and they get milk on it, it can cause them to rot because of the sugar. but you can't use toothpaste since they could swallow it- so you gotta wipe off the milk with a towel or a rag to make sure the milk doesn't rot it away. So I guess I got something out of that post even if the teeth traumatized me.

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 Рік тому +10

      That's not entirely right. Babies can and should use toothpaste. Only a tiny amount is needed, about the size of a grain of rice. Even if they swallow it, it's such a small amount that no damage will occur. Fluoride is still required to help strengthen their teeth. Baby toothpastes are made for a reason.

    • @audreym3908
      @audreym3908 Рік тому +4

      Same to the last part. And thank you for the knowledge.

    • @trenthulkinberry7526
      @trenthulkinberry7526 Рік тому +40

      "I want the best for my kid!"
      *Doesn't do dental procedures which are the best for the kid*

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 Рік тому +7

      @Audrey M Please don't take what OP said as fact. They're wrong. I worked in a dental office for a decade. OP has not. Toothpaste is safe for babies and is necessary/highly recommended if you use the proper amount and use it correctly. Just buy baby toothpaste if concerned.

    • @HotCanineMilk
      @HotCanineMilk Рік тому +17

      The reasons why babies/youngins can't use regular toothpaste is because of fluoride. It's something that is used in toothpaste as well as drinking water to help keep your teeth strong. Babies and littles have difficulty spitting to not being able to spit, so regular toothpaste when they are little can do some damage as fluoride can be toxic in large doses. It's honestly best to just talk with your child's dentist.
      But, they make fluoride free toothpaste for youngins. You should be brushing your babies teeth and gums. They even make toothbrush finger sleeves that is a rubber sleeve you put on your little finger that has rubber nubs to clean a baby's mouth.
      Brush your damn kids teeth, y'all.

  • @anonymous___vibes4415
    @anonymous___vibes4415 Рік тому +248

    that one kid that rage quit wasn't that far off when he guessed that he was the closest one to getting it right because he actually knew the difference between the minute and the hour hand

    • @K9_JinX
      @K9_JinX Рік тому +40

      I still can't get over the one girl saying 6:74 when it reads 9:04. There's only 60 minutes.

    • @K9_JinX
      @K9_JinX Рік тому +3

      @Mr Louis two year-olds know how to read time faster than these kids. The world grows dumber everyday apparently.

    • @postdboy
      @postdboy Рік тому +28

      ​@@K9_JinX that or the dude with the clock just walked up to them and said "hey read this incorrectly for my video" sure a lot of people are stupid but a lot of shit gets faked also

    • @sul_9999
      @sul_9999 Рік тому +19

      That guys whole account is just “dumb teenager cant do basic thing” like he had a video of them not knowing what a wired headphone is

    • @guy_named_guy
      @guy_named_guy Рік тому +30

      @@sul_9999 ok after you said that part about the headphones there ain't no way his channel is real

  • @melontoad
    @melontoad Рік тому +290

    Modern feminists always try to make excuses while searching for an answer that doesn't exist

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren Рік тому

      modern activists in general are mostly either stupid or cowardly lmao

    • @TheMemeMan755
      @TheMemeMan755 Рік тому +7

      ☕️

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +154

    11:52 LegalEagle covered this. Honestly, OP sounds like the sort of person that would hoard anything that accidentally flies into their property, and then make a big stink when confronted

    • @heintz256
      @heintz256 Рік тому +3

      I love his channel!

    • @mcawesome9705
      @mcawesome9705 Рік тому +1

      link?

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 Рік тому

      @@mcawesome9705 ua-cam.com/video/3kfGIz3u0RA/v-deo.html

    • @creativemarquise6723
      @creativemarquise6723 Рік тому

      LegalEagle also basically said that it is basically assault to touch a map someone is holding

    • @arzuozturk6460
      @arzuozturk6460 6 місяців тому

      Absolute restarted tho like I can't fathom being so unlucky bro ☠️☠️
      I wonder what that person does when their neighbors breathe the same air as they do

  • @JohnnyWolfblood
    @JohnnyWolfblood Рік тому +105

    Australian here.
    I always get unreasonably mad whenever I see somebody handling a blue angel.
    The stereotypes about our wildlife exist for a reason.

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat Рік тому +22

      They aren’t even stereotype types at this point…

    • @nekomataumbreon
      @nekomataumbreon Рік тому +10

      American here.
      I'm also mad at that idiot. Not only did he put himself in danger, he also could've put the poor blue dragons in danger.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Рік тому +4

      i had no idea blue angels were from australia but now i'm not even surprised either

    • @amazehub3644
      @amazehub3644 Рік тому +4

      @@jasperjazzie as an Australian i didn't even know they existed

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Рік тому +6

      "Alright guys, now for this next challenge I'm going into the river to wrestle with a Saltwater Crocodile. Don't worry, they chill"

  • @floopismcfloorpus4396
    @floopismcfloorpus4396 Рік тому +68

    12:31 *”Let me go ahead and piss some knowledge on you”* I’m stealing that 💀

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Рік тому +72

    Imagine surviving medical school and still not being taken seriously by Facebook moms

  • @mackback319
    @mackback319 Рік тому +37

    "they're chill!"
    "it was, in fact, not chill"

  • @VeldoraTheStormDragon
    @VeldoraTheStormDragon Рік тому +585

    I'm honestly speechless, and somehow still surprised people can be this fucking stupid. Thank you again for putting all of this in a neatly organized video. Sacrificing your mental health, stability, and possibly taking years off your life while producing this banger content!

    • @psychojoe4764
      @psychojoe4764 Рік тому +6

      Veldora speechless?! Man we are in worse shape than I realized

  • @aether715
    @aether715 Рік тому +142

    Man it hurt me seeing the high school kids not being able to read a clock. I was taught that shit when I was 5 by my grandma and I'm 18 now, so I'm not that much older than those kids.

    • @DulceReposa
      @DulceReposa Рік тому +20

      I honestly don't want to believe that video, It feels like they were forced to say the wrong time. And if it is real, God help us all.

    • @lazyliongames6660
      @lazyliongames6660 Рік тому +4

      I thank my life that I can analog clocks

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 Рік тому +9

      I'm in highschool and learned to read those clocks very fast in elementary school in 2nd or 3rd grade, It aint that hard and it hurts my soul that my classmates even with the simplest instructions are incapable of reading it.

    • @Comma-7
      @Comma-7 Рік тому +2

      Bruh how did she say with confidence 6:72 man I'm dead

    • @stakezen7825
      @stakezen7825 Рік тому +7

      im fully sure that they were just joking, especially 6:72 girl, because there aint no way they are fr

  • @jomapumapu
    @jomapumapu Рік тому +27

    "They were in fact not chill..."
    At least he learned his lesson

  • @luviam0001
    @luviam0001 Рік тому +30

    MRI Machines can be around 300 times more magnetic than your fridge magnets. So... Safe to say you don't want things that are magnetic in that room.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому

      Eat ball bearings to become your true shotgun self😂

    • @compositeembryo7186
      @compositeembryo7186 Рік тому +8

      300 might be a little on the low end. Try 1,500-7,000 times

  • @solusupdates
    @solusupdates Рік тому +53

    the slug things in the first video look like the blue dragon sea slug (blue glaucus) and they can be more painful than a MAN O WAR. people need to know what they are picking up before picking something up i swear

    • @TheFuriousNightFury
      @TheFuriousNightFury Рік тому +6

      Yeah those boys are no joke. Mistakes were made that day.

    • @troudbalos
      @troudbalos Рік тому +11

      Yeah..."dont do this if you're not a professional"

    • @TheMightyPika
      @TheMightyPika Рік тому +5

      thank you for explaining what those were!

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Рік тому +5

      First rule if you see an animal you don't know : if it has bright colors, be very cautious. If said bright color is *blue* , stay the fuck away

  • @peanutcruncher1349
    @peanutcruncher1349 Рік тому +8

    12:06 i was stung twice as a child and i still absolutely adore bees this guy is just a wimp

  • @drkleener2004
    @drkleener2004 Рік тому +29

    0:15 Hand out, in the hospital!

  • @creepynickel084
    @creepynickel084 Рік тому +42

    1:11 not only is that not a pentagram I'm pretty sure thats the star of david

  • @Moon-nk3co
    @Moon-nk3co Рік тому +40

    Panda Daddy really sacrifices too much of his sanity for us.

  • @bRabbitHabit
    @bRabbitHabit 2 місяці тому +2

    0:17 Imagine how many emergency room visits start by explaining to the nurse/doctor, “Well I was filming this video for T T…” or “Well I saw this video on T T…” Medical professionals probably hate that app with such a passion.
    I have to say T T or UA-cam will delete my comment.

  • @TheBardoSon
    @TheBardoSon Рік тому +10

    7:45 "Um no because i dont believe in gender EQUALITY." basically what her annoying ahh voice said

  • @cinnamonrollypoly
    @cinnamonrollypoly Рік тому +11

    7:33 you can see the other girls just shaking their heads and silently pleading for her to stop talking.

  • @iamaloafofbread8926
    @iamaloafofbread8926 Рік тому +36

    0:05 Darwinism at work, ladies and gentlemen

    • @Awizard_on_the_internet
      @Awizard_on_the_internet Рік тому +1

      Oi loaf of bread what was that animal was it a baby box jellyfish?

    • @yoshimaster1705
      @yoshimaster1705 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Awizard_on_the_internet I forgot the name but they eat jellyfish and use the jellyfish stingers to protect themselves

    • @rainbow_candey
      @rainbow_candey Рік тому

      There called a sea slug

    • @bodigt0n35
      @bodigt0n35 Рік тому

      They are called Blue sea dragons

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 Рік тому +1

      @@Awizard_on_the_internet They are an embodiment of f*ck around and find out what an ass whooping is.

  • @kylieeilyk9818
    @kylieeilyk9818 Рік тому +14

    9:48 the entire bit with the clock I was going “oh baby”
    High school and can’t even read a clock

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 Рік тому

      Pretty sure that's fake. The bad acting gives it away.

    • @andrejcs
      @andrejcs Рік тому

      its fake though

    • @Sigh-Clops
      @Sigh-Clops 6 місяців тому

      Gotta be AM bro👁️👄👁️

  • @sakanarai1154
    @sakanarai1154 Рік тому +8

    11:57 dude gotta realize this ain't the bee movie. Out here trying recreate that sh*t

  • @vickys6705
    @vickys6705 Рік тому +5

    The girl at 7:18….loool just say the person who asks for the date should have to pay or something. My GOODNESS lady 😂😂😂!!
    LMFAOOOOOO “The bees fly over and steal my pollen”!!! I’m legit crying ☠️☠️☠️☠️!! That’s hilarious omfg! And to say you know how dangerous bees are…are you threatening his bees too?? What the entire hell is wrong you you?? Omg my jaw was dropped the entire time 😂😂!! I can’t believe they wrote that!!

  • @whiteraven5057
    @whiteraven5057 Рік тому +6

    12:12 bro is gonna pull a Bee movie and sue all the bugs in the world

  • @Alexxalla
    @Alexxalla Рік тому +10

    I was taught how to read a clock in 1st grade, its crazy how half the kids in my school can't. Thank god my school put that into the curriculum...

  • @JackieOwl94
    @JackieOwl94 Рік тому +29

    7:24 this is why I am no longer a feminist. We have equality under the law in most western societies. There is no reason why women need super special treatment, myself included. My peers have become spoiled brats who are mad that they can’t get commitment and yell at women like me who are happily married and in an equal relationship.

    • @someghosthunter
      @someghosthunter 10 місяців тому

      I'm on board with real feminism, not that bullshit she was sputtering about.

  • @nocternaljuice_box7312
    @nocternaljuice_box7312 Рік тому +5

    The "can I sue my beekeeper neighbor" sounds like a plot for a bee movie sequel

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +16

    4:07 I remember another person covering this post and wondering if this sort of thing happens with TVs as well.
    Like, have some people never heard of a protective covering before

  • @ChaosBlitzBeta
    @ChaosBlitzBeta Рік тому +9

    2:33 Ugh...I've seen the picture, that poor kid and I really hope they were taken away from that lady.

    • @Xeno7001
      @Xeno7001 Рік тому +1

      Where can i see that pic kind sir?
      For scientific reasons
      Srl

  • @HaviGavi
    @HaviGavi Рік тому +6

    11:45 I am so scared of bees to the point where, even if I am super tired, I sprint to the door and stay inside for the rest of the day. I have never been stung by a bee ever, but this just sounds stupid.

    • @alexreid7386
      @alexreid7386 Рік тому +2

      Bees are chill, wasps are aggressive little psychos. 🐝 I used to be afraid of both but now I'm mostly just afraid of the latter. A wasp followed me onto a bus once and kept following me even when I changed seats. Some random guy said "It's not going to hurt you!" and I panic-blurted "I know!" when what I actually meant was "What the hell makes you so confident of that? My fear is justified, dammit!" 😂

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Рік тому +1

      @@alexreid7386ikr, same bullshit I deal with every day. We need to normalize fear

  • @RhythmShorts
    @RhythmShorts Рік тому +7

    "Thess untrainable bugs are stealing from me! I wanna sue!" 😭

  • @Xiiki
    @Xiiki Рік тому +8

    12:20 well he doesn’t know anything about bees, if bees didn’t go there, he would have a lot less plants, so technically, it’s not his plants in the first place.

  • @jax1670
    @jax1670 Рік тому +6

    6:46
    I have never witnessed a purer form of absolute annihilation

  • @FastFIFO
    @FastFIFO Рік тому +20

    Not sure if you remember my comment, but I am glad you are back to health. Keep on kicking Ailurus, much love!

  • @anonymousyoutuber1405
    @anonymousyoutuber1405 Рік тому +11

    7:46 "While I appreciate your attempt at a 'gotcha!' question, my political stance is not affected by a personal dating preference. I choose not to answer your inappropriate questions about my personal life."

  • @HEXO_HANK69
    @HEXO_HANK69 Рік тому +5

    The razer in my handbag: 10:18

  • @MondoCool
    @MondoCool Рік тому +5

    8:01 - make that man a billionaire please

  • @Lizard-o1m
    @Lizard-o1m 3 місяці тому +1

    10:15 The scissors in my bag: 🖖✋️🖖✋️🖖✋️

  • @StudentDriverBR
    @StudentDriverBR Рік тому +8

    9:40 my favorite hour of the day 6:74

  • @athrowawayperson9990
    @athrowawayperson9990 Рік тому +5

    6:35 Now, instead of having just a yeast infection, you'll also have a bacteria infection. Yay!

  • @CyanPlushCaptain
    @CyanPlushCaptain Рік тому +4

    _”They’re chill”_
    _It was in fact, _*_not_*_ chill…”_

  • @FirstLast-vr7es
    @FirstLast-vr7es Рік тому +1

    Bees are also EXCELLENT pollinators. The beekeeper is actually HELPING their neighbor's garden by keeping a hive near it. There's a "gardener" out there that doesn't know that... I can't even...

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +1

      I really hope that was someone being silly on purpose lol
      ...because otherwise 😵

  • @justinAash
    @justinAash Рік тому +3

    Now, my high school only has analog clocks in them, but nobody can use them because they're all off by at least 7 minutes in different ways

  • @slashmonster0528
    @slashmonster0528 Рік тому +8

    1:03 He got shot in a hospital and died. Bruh he must of had a weakness 3 potion on.

  • @Hajiroku
    @Hajiroku Рік тому +20

    The girl from the interview infuriates me. She’s extremely sexiest, biased and uneducated. Most of the time when she was asked a question she would say “Well you should know! I shouldn’t have to teach you the answer! And if you don’t know that’s the problem with society!”

  • @lapizkeeper
    @lapizkeeper Рік тому +80

    For the girl trying to get her citizenship back, I understand Ailurus' point of view, but keep in mind she was likely brainwashed into it as a teenager. Now she is an adult, she has realized her massive fuck-up and now wants to come home.

    • @burningcanman7231
      @burningcanman7231 Рік тому +23

      She was also trafficked into syria with the help of a Canadian spy, a teenager. I do believe she should have some type of punishment but she should be able to go back to her country

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone Рік тому

      Either that, or she's even more radicalized now and is only pretending to regret. A government cannot take that risk, as terrorist groups are often sneaky and creative with how they use their members.

    • @jonah.donohue
      @jonah.donohue Рік тому

      Not his brightest moment

    • @patrickvz
      @patrickvz Рік тому +2

      Lol brainwashed? She just realized it isn't all sunshine and rainbows over there and wants to come back crying? Nah. You made your bed now lie in it

  • @m00nsickn3ssx6
    @m00nsickn3ssx6 Рік тому +6

    Lmaoooo!!! No way! The girl in the thumbnail is a UA-camr I know, but never knew she married herself... Ok so she didn't marry herself lol, she just bought a wedding dress and a cake and said that she was marrying herself but in a "I love myself" kinda way and she posted a tweet like "I don't get along with myself, gonna get a divorce" but in a joking way
    Her name is Sofi Maure btw

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Рік тому +11

    "By the way, guys, never try this."
    So, if I may ask, why tf are you doing this without any protective equipment?

  • @marniebowman8036
    @marniebowman8036 Рік тому +22

    wow. I'm speechless at how idiotic people can be. that's why animals, especially red pandas, are so much better! I hope you are recovering alright and thank you always for your content!

  • @GothicFoxglove
    @GothicFoxglove Рік тому +16

    I do love double uploads. I love you, ya silly red panda ❤

  • @moonshune
    @moonshune Рік тому +19

    ok genuine advice for any other afab ppl in the audience, while I believe you're all smart enough not to do this: DO NOT PUT THINGS UP UR VAJAYJAY. If you have an issue and not comfortable going to/feel like you don't need to go to the doctor, CALL ONE. There are online registered gynecologists you can speak to! You risk sepsis, strokes, tss, and more if you try any of these "diy at home remedies." It's not embarrassing to need to go to the doctor, and you don't have to wait until its "bad enough" to get help. If you feel something is wrong, especially in such a sensitive area, speak to a professional. There is genuine danger with trying to diy "cures."

    • @moriane.
      @moriane. Рік тому +4

      Thanks for saying this. I don't know how many times I've told people not to put strange things up their vag. It's such a delicate area and you can really mess things up down there. I agree with always going to a doctor when something isn't right.

    • @alexreid7386
      @alexreid7386 Рік тому +1

      Suitable toys go in there, fingers and wangs go in there, genuine vaginal medical products go in there, but quack-recommemded hokey 'cures' absolutely do not go in there. You are absolutely correct, and I really feel bad for people who can't seem to tell the difference between real medical products, professionals and facilities versus some random shite some nobhead on the internet made up to make money off gullible people. 🤦🏼

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Рік тому +1

      yeah, that post just made me shrivel up, that sounds so horrible, you must be in some serious pain if you'd even consider putting garlic in your vaj

    • @alexreid7386
      @alexreid7386 Рік тому +3

      @@jasperjazzie I can't imagine the resulting fragrance would be appealing for any potential partners 😬
      Stg some people are the medical equivalent of the "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument, and horseradish isn't an instrument either" scene from SpongeBob lol

    • @vaughnhaney7020
      @vaughnhaney7020 Рік тому

      Tbh honestly it'd be better to just buy some over the counter yeast treatment (meant for that area) at that point. Still better to go to the doctor because you can't be 100% sure it's a yeast infection otherwise (and treating non yeast infections like yeast infections can actually make it worse) but that's still better than freaking garlic. It's probably best to do something like that if seeing a doctor just isn't an option (I did that myself when i couldn't afford a doctor's visit, it did work, BUT i was also lucky it was actually yeast and not bacterial or something)

  • @acrazyweeb7225
    @acrazyweeb7225 Рік тому +1

    As a Biology Nerd, the second I saw those little guys floating I started screaming at the man to stop. If you ever see these guys, don't touch em. They're called the Glaucus Atlanticus, or the Blue Dragon. They're a type of sea slug that eats the Portugese Man O' War, which are VERY MUCH PAINFUL. remember, just admire them from afar, maybe take a few photos, even get up close if there are no waves coming by, but NEVER touch them.

  • @alcole-holic8779
    @alcole-holic8779 Рік тому +6

    We’re being spoiled by all these uploads, thank you Panda Daddy

  • @ryuujitakasu4602
    @ryuujitakasu4602 Рік тому +1

    I cannot believe how stupid the bee woman is. THEY'RE KEEPING YOUR PLANTS ALIVE-A

  • @skully9600
    @skully9600 Рік тому +10

    Facepalm videos are my favorite, its like cringetopia but with some hope for humanity

  • @DoctorOfPlague890
    @DoctorOfPlague890 Рік тому +1

    The guy with all the teabags in his kitchen is the most British guy in existence

  • @averypossiblememelord1566
    @averypossiblememelord1566 Рік тому +4

    6:13 this is the weirdest garlic bread recipe I’ve seen

  • @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863
    @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863 6 місяців тому

    The hard cut from the "he's chill" to the hospital bed is hilarious

  • @KitsuneRokaku
    @KitsuneRokaku Рік тому +14

    10:18 If only it was legal to carry scissors on a airplane, because if it were... *Snip snip*

  • @lionsoldier1179
    @lionsoldier1179 Рік тому +1

    God that second post man!
    My school has a class that tries to prepare you for adult life, so it teaches you about careers and how to pick one, and also stuff like how to write checks or how to keep healthy relationships, and they explained that teachers get paid on how long they are at a school. So, if you’re not there long, you don’t get paid as well.

  • @Destroya7961
    @Destroya7961 Рік тому +3

    1:40 I shudder to think about all the bugs living in that place because of that like seriously what is so hard about throwing them in the trash then taking out the trash then putting a new bag in each time you fill it up how can someone be so lazy and so uncaring to the point where they end up living in that and I’m kind of a lazy person but even I have standards, self respect, and dignity to the point where I would never live in something like that and my mom and brother call me a slob at least I don’t live in that

  • @andrewfriesen692
    @andrewfriesen692 6 місяців тому

    I love that the first guy has a sense of humour about it like
    “They where in fact not chill”

  • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
    @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Рік тому +6

    12:50 is she trying to sue the bees?
    What if the bees sued the humans?
    Why this reminds me of some kind of not-A-grade movie?

  • @leeroyj7300
    @leeroyj7300 Рік тому +2

    Glad to see you back in commission, looking Forward to them uploads

  • @certified_l0ser
    @certified_l0ser Рік тому +6

    6:58 I remember Pegasus made a video on this

  • @TheAtomicDoggo
    @TheAtomicDoggo Рік тому +1

    i'm convinced the person who made the saying "the customer is always right" was a customer themselves

    • @Unimpressed_Link
      @Unimpressed_Link Рік тому +2

      Well, the people that created and/or popularized the quote "the customer is always right" actually had a 2nd part in "assume that the customer is right until it is plain and beyond all question he is not." Even the creators themselves had to clarify that the customer is only right when common sense is involved. As soon as common sense goes out the window, the customer is no longer correct. But, most people either don't know or don't care about the 2nd part

  • @rheverend
    @rheverend Рік тому +6

    What kind of a person lets the one they love turn down fully paid scholarships??

  • @cddevelopment363
    @cddevelopment363 Рік тому +1

    Even more important question... how do you die from a single stomach shot IN A HOSPITAL

  • @BlackObi-Wan
    @BlackObi-Wan Рік тому +5

    Glad to see your doing better

  • @victorillo377
    @victorillo377 Рік тому +1

    BRUH THE GIRL WHO SAID THE HOUR IS 6:74 WTFFFF 🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀. It's not that she hasn't seen an analog clock in her entire life, she hasn't seen A clock in her entire life. Like a single one. Like that's the first time she sees something called " A clock " 😭😭💀💀

  • @BamesNond4882
    @BamesNond4882 Рік тому +3

    The one with the dumb students being asked about the time has given me an idea to host a game show, similar to Are you smarter than a 5th grader, but instead with these goons, who are supposed to know this shit at grade 3.

  • @francobuzzetti9424
    @francobuzzetti9424 Рік тому +1

    for the bees guy i think the most logical thing to do is to just show up and say "hey could you do anything with your bees? i/my kids/pets keep getting stung , i know this is ridiculous to ask but here i am" 9 times out of ten bee keeper will apologize and just give you a couple of jars of honey every once in a while. manipulative? yes ,dishonest? yes , better than his original idea? yes

  • @pariszeppis5699
    @pariszeppis5699 Рік тому +6

    It’s nice to see you making so many videos

  • @PercydeRoloFangirl
    @PercydeRoloFangirl Рік тому +1

    Honestly the "Pentagram" looks more like the Star of David.

  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 Рік тому +27

    the kids not understanding an analogue clock is what scares me the most on this entire list. what's next, not understanding what a gas stove is?
    edit: I figured it was fake (coming from TikTok after all), but my point still stands. imagine not being taught how to read an analog clock and being lost when you eventually find yourself without a digital clock.

    • @adjacent_dollar
      @adjacent_dollar Рік тому +3

      I'm younger than these zoomers and I can read an analog clock and know how to use a gas stove 💀💀💀

    • @AGoofyJester
      @AGoofyJester Рік тому +1

      @@adjacent_dollar me too 😬

    • @shoeskode136
      @shoeskode136 Рік тому +2

      Its fake yall
      Its cleary fake

    • @adjacent_dollar
      @adjacent_dollar Рік тому

      @@shoeskode136 says the person who has their 'real' name in their username

    • @shoeskode136
      @shoeskode136 Рік тому

      @@adjacent_dollar yup im already hating this

  • @jfinney225
    @jfinney225 Рік тому +1

    I’ve waitressed a little more than 20 years now. You would be surprised how many current teachers I’ve worked with who are working it as a second job and many others that waitressed while they got their degree, taught for a year, and then went back to waitressing because it’s so much more money. So sad.

  • @North_annex
    @North_annex Рік тому +7

    5:34, im not from the usa, i wanted to move there one day, WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY GIVES LIMITED AMOUNT OF SICK DAYS TO EMPLOYEES

  • @redboi6784
    @redboi6784 Рік тому +5

    5:51 forget SNEAKO, this dude is the biggest SIMP

  • @BilbusBaggins
    @BilbusBaggins Рік тому +8

    1:45 average british home

  • @THERATSANDTHERATS
    @THERATSANDTHERATS Рік тому +3

    I never understood the "Men must pay for the first date" thing? I don't really date but I feel like if I'm on a date we share the damn bill because why would we not?

  • @sapphirephly
    @sapphirephly Рік тому +8

    the people who ordered the helmet and didn’t take the film off are the kind of people to order a cheeseburger and ask why theres a wrapper around it

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому +1

    Not to mention bees pollinate the flowers for free...

  • @gew43
    @gew43 Рік тому +3

    the American/us legal system is just them rolling two dnd dice and then what ever it lands on is the sentence 11:39 pals buddys guys dudes

  • @isaiahmemes4507
    @isaiahmemes4507 Рік тому +2

    I enjoy the content dump by far one of the most effective ways of content

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone Рік тому +5

    For the yeast infection one: the natural disinfectants listed sound fine, AS LONG AS THEY'RE IN A DELICATE CLOTH BAG AND NOT BARE, but the main issue was she was LEAVING IT UP THERE FOR 12 HOURS AT A TIME 💀💀💀
    Those types of remedies aren't supposed to be kept applied constantly. They're supposed to be applied *briefly* a couple times a day for a brief disinfecting, like medicine!

  • @mrjuicejunior
    @mrjuicejunior Рік тому +1

    1:45 that's the most British thing I've ever heard of

  • @gnome5057
    @gnome5057 Рік тому +5

    6:40 well in that case i should be shredded yet here i am.

  • @davidresto9639
    @davidresto9639 Рік тому +1

    5:50 If I was offered 5 fully paid scholarships, I'd be like,"Sorry ho, I got to go.

  • @dawnsmith1871
    @dawnsmith1871 Рік тому +4

    I’m so glad you’re feeling better! 💕

  • @charlesajones77
    @charlesajones77 Рік тому +1

    "Being a feminist is just doing whatever you want to do."
    That is is best description of feminism in North America I've ever heard. Zero accountability.

  • @jerrodbarber1119
    @jerrodbarber1119 Рік тому +4

    Damn, I didn't expect to see high schoolers struggle to read clocks

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Рік тому +2

    My English teacher literally told us not to ever consider becoming teachers, because the amount of qualifications you need is nowhere near worth the pay 💀💀