[ASMR] Noble Vampire Bites You to Sleep

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2023
  • Looks like our boi is feeling snackish (and paranoid). Good luck getting out of this one alive.
    I remember I used to get quite wild when recording some of my older stuff, I wonder how that would go now?
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  • @BluestormsSong
    @BluestormsSong 11 місяців тому +302

    The fact that he's using us in a scheme against someone he's scared of is nerve-wracking, but at the same time, it makes him a little bit human.

    • @hollow_va
      @hollow_va  11 місяців тому +119

      The Classic Hollow way:
      Step 1: Make big evil character
      Step 2: Violently Humanize them
      Step 3: Profit???

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 11 місяців тому +8

      Like almost every villian in Yu-Gi-Oh every.

  • @galaksina
    @galaksina 11 місяців тому +242

    The little devil horns on hollow's new pfp is so bloody fitting with how our emotions are put through hell and back.

  • @here4theplot
    @here4theplot 10 місяців тому +28

    Fun fact! The amount of blood someone would need to lose to become lethargic but not die is around 40% of the blood in their body. In the average human, that's around 2000 mL. That's also about the size of a large soda bottle.
    This delights me because the image of Cornelius chugging a 2 liter bottle of strawberry Fanta before killing his political rival is ridiculous and I love it.
    (Brilliant work, as always, Hollow!)

    • @t2trauger262
      @t2trauger262 9 місяців тому +1

      How do you know this

    • @here4theplot
      @here4theplot 9 місяців тому +4

      @@t2trauger262 Roommate is training to be an EMT

  • @SweetAngelAudios
    @SweetAngelAudios 11 місяців тому +150

    Not him draining us of our blood and then expecting us to give an oscar worthy performance😂✋️
    Amazing audio as always, Hollow. I really enjoyed this one!

  • @grellsutcliff3761
    @grellsutcliff3761 11 місяців тому +87

    Man is significantly less hinged than he first let on 😆

  • @MinaWalker
    @MinaWalker 3 місяці тому +3

    “Do me a favor, don’t die” 😅

  • @goldenewe
    @goldenewe 11 місяців тому +188

    Gotta love him being so frantic about the task at hand that he doesn't question the implications of the listener advising on how to kill a vampire.
    Him: A stake! What can I use for that...
    Listener, thinking of all the times they've thought about offing him and running: Break off a chair leg. That oughta do it
    Him, oblivious: Brilliant!

    • @DragonFury4250
      @DragonFury4250 11 місяців тому +9

      Isn't that what happened to Vlad Dracula Tepes in the netflix series for the Castlevania franchise?

    • @RenskeAnimeFan
      @RenskeAnimeFan 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@DragonFury4250sounds about right

    • @rigure
      @rigure 11 місяців тому +17

      I didn't even think about the fact that our character probably answered so quickly because they keep planning on doing that 😭

  • @nah9935
    @nah9935 11 місяців тому +66

    The fucking irony of bad men liking theatre and he goes into his fucking script.
    The love hate feeling this man exudes

    • @nah9935
      @nah9935 11 місяців тому +9

      Seriously, I gotta be bait and give a theatrical display while dying wtf is my position lmaooo

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@nah9935You have to do everything asked of you while being severely undercompensated for it... it's just like a real job!

  • @scarletfuroanimus3985
    @scarletfuroanimus3985 11 місяців тому +82

    Deranged Hollow be hitting different and I am all for it.

    • @hollow_va
      @hollow_va  11 місяців тому +31

      It's been forever since I pulled out "Deranged Hollow" and I'm for sure feeling it.

  • @daniellebenson10
    @daniellebenson10 11 місяців тому +90

    Sooo we’re 3/4 drained and expected to give the performance of a lifetime? How is dude supposed to smell the blood if he drank most of it? I so enjoyed this one Hollow. I wonder if we’ll get our man 🤔

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 11 місяців тому +13

      Well to be fair, I thibk in our "performance" being dizzy and unwell from blood loss would ultimately sell it more. It'd be a lot more suspicious if we were speaking clearly and had no owies whatsoever.
      He didnt drain ALL of tbe blood either, I think the target will be drawn to a freshly opened wound and a heart beating extra hard trying to make up for the sudden loss.

  • @Petitetinypengu
    @Petitetinypengu 4 місяці тому +2

    Perform an Oscar worthy performance while anemic - Wow, that is some Dark Souls level difficulty there.

  • @kezia-lemonthorne2507
    @kezia-lemonthorne2507 11 місяців тому +19

    Him: where would you preffer me to bite?
    Me: (in my head: obviously wherever it's less likely tO KILL ME, YOU FU-) I'd preffer if you pick, your grace, since you know body anatomy better and I'm supposed to survive.

  • @AngelXGirl97
    @AngelXGirl97 8 місяців тому +7

    Where can I find something sharp and wooden at this hour?
    Me: I don't know maybe break a wooden chair leg.
    Oh! Break a chair leg wonderful human you never cease to amaze.
    Also Me: *looks around my room suspiciously*

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 11 місяців тому +55

    Ah yes. I always wondered what it was like to be a human Capri-Sun! 😅

    • @rigure
      @rigure 11 місяців тому +7

      THIS THO If I were a vampire with a human pet they'd be called capri-sun. If I were a human pet and my vampire owner didn't call me that I'd be very disappointed.

    • @redwillow311
      @redwillow311 11 місяців тому +8

      @@rigure It's kinda a sweet name through? Like yeah. I'm your yummy drink and I remind you of sunshine? ☺️

    • @rigure
      @rigure 11 місяців тому +2

      @@redwillow311 Y E S ❤️

  • @SnowFox-gv2rn
    @SnowFox-gv2rn 11 місяців тому +19

    The acting in this is spectacular!! I could genuinely feel the fear in your voice, and I can picture the expressions so vividly
    You always make such amazing audios, and listening to this feels like yet another treat 😁

  • @Woozle24
    @Woozle24 11 місяців тому +235

    Boy, we really climbed the ranks from "bloodbag" to "friend you call when you need help with murder" quickly, didn't we?
    Amazing as ever!

    • @beejorgy6002
      @beejorgy6002 9 місяців тому +2

      We movin up in the world

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 11 місяців тому +9

    Time to earn an Oscar in acting naive and helpless

  • @AnaxErik4ever
    @AnaxErik4ever 11 місяців тому +9

    Bait? For a nest of vampires? And a whole packet of things to say, while woozy from blood loss. This vamp does not even realize how harebrained his suspicious scheme really is, does he? At least I am not done simple “juice box”, a “snack” to be drunk up whenever and living in fear until I am.

  • @InkHeart17
    @InkHeart17 9 місяців тому +2

    I have listened to this at least 6 times in 2 days since first hearing it. This is such great acting. I love the scenario of being prey but helping your predator. The bite sequence is too good! "Our first bite" being a significant moment for him and the gasps between sentences before returning to drink some more - oof! I just love it!

  • @GitteSeitzberg
    @GitteSeitzberg 11 місяців тому +12

    My, my, what trouble you've put yourself in, master. That you have to use me as your accomplice - I detest the term bait

  • @clockworkmedic1026
    @clockworkmedic1026 11 місяців тому +5

    Bro bout to knock us out and then expect us to act. Can't act if I'm unconscious thanks to bloodloss.

  • @vee4virgo
    @vee4virgo 11 місяців тому +39

    new pfp??? suprised 😏
    i really enjoy your content hollow, thank you for making my evenings better! ❤️

    • @hollow_va
      @hollow_va  11 місяців тому +8

      Glad to be of service!

  • @jymma4691
    @jymma4691 11 місяців тому +2

    I just absolutely love your stories, seeing a notification that you've posted brightens my day, at least until you hit me with something sad 😂

  • @theodorebasmanov5635
    @theodorebasmanov5635 11 місяців тому +12

    As long as it doesn't sour their blood I think the listener is allowed to have an opinion on his pronunciation - after all they're not exactly 'servants' - they're kettle (valuable kettle, but still). P.S. love the 'powerful character going slightly mad' bit - gives me Pharos and Lord Highwinter flashbacks.

    • @rigure
      @rigure 11 місяців тому +1

      Objects don't get opinions though :(

  • @LOTRlover100
    @LOTRlover100 11 місяців тому +3

    The voice here and tone are perfection

  • @afinecuppatea
    @afinecuppatea 11 місяців тому +12

    I don’t know how you do it, but every one of your vampire characters is a solid 💯 You have a gift, mon frere xD
    This plot really went from 0 to 100 real quick, but its super creative!!! Can’t wait for the next part!!
    Also sign me up for a femoral artery draining, just putting that out there 🧐

  • @RemyDarling
    @RemyDarling 2 місяці тому +1

    You're a fabulooous VA. ❤
    The way I responded and RP'd with this
    so easily. LOL Totally subbed, liked & commented.
    --
    It made me so sad for him how scared he was.
    I believed him when he was saying he wouldn't
    let me die and how he protected his properties.
    --
    "Of course, I'm talking to both you AND the wine."
    **laughs with him**
    --
    "EE-ta-lay?"
    **struggles not to giggle**
    **thinking** Oh god, we're gonna die.

  • @crystalbeetham-bs1tl
    @crystalbeetham-bs1tl 11 місяців тому +4

    This audio sounds great ❤❤❤

  • @ravenrobinson6729
    @ravenrobinson6729 11 місяців тому +7

    Amazing as always!!!!!!!!!❤

  • @CRUSH40RULES
    @CRUSH40RULES 11 місяців тому +9

    This is the only politician I love.

    • @rigure
      @rigure 11 місяців тому +2

      I mean- I love HIM, but not his politics 😭

  • @juliacreepypastafan2205
    @juliacreepypastafan2205 11 місяців тому +4

    Oookay this was amazing and i need the next part i really hope it ends good. I hope you are alright stay safe and healthy 💐

  • @rigure
    @rigure 11 місяців тому +3

    I'd point out that "dislike less" is more to the positive side, but I've been accused of an attitude just now and already have low chances of survival, so I know better than to change master's mind on my usefulness

  • @thehonorstudent239
    @thehonorstudent239 Місяць тому +2

    Im a huge fan of your calmer more commanding performances, but I will never ever tire of the unhinged nutjobs who mutter incessantly either.

  • @minktty
    @minktty Місяць тому

    Loving this

  • @hel117
    @hel117 11 місяців тому +10

    I like to think the listener is vastly more qualified for killing vampires than Mr. Lobbyist over here

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 11 місяців тому +4

      Ooh wouldn't that be a twist to find out? What if Listener was a vampire hunter before they were caught?
      How ironic would it be if the vampire lord fails to kill his opponent and the elder was about to strangle him with his own rope before Listener, who picked up the stake, pounces on the elder from behind and kills him with ease, saving their master.

    • @hel117
      @hel117 11 місяців тому +2

      @@meanyapickles that would be deeply amusing

  • @annawinters6239
    @annawinters6239 11 місяців тому +11

    Early! 🎉, this audio was so good!!
    Remember to take care of yourself and drink plenty of water!

  • @KennithSimmonsCbars
    @KennithSimmonsCbars 11 місяців тому +1

    Lovely job!

  • @8BitLeon
    @8BitLeon 11 місяців тому +5

    This video is so amazing!!! I subscribed.

    • @hollow_va
      @hollow_va  11 місяців тому +3

      Ayyy, thanks for the sub. It really helps the channel!

  • @applentee
    @applentee 11 місяців тому

    Like, i never listened to like male asmr but damn, this was quite entertaining to listen to, you're voice is good. Wish I could have a voice like that. Cool reccomendation from yt, I'm quite excited for the next part now.

  • @willowxweeps
    @willowxweeps 9 місяців тому

    wow this is soo good

  • @juliebullock9717
    @juliebullock9717 11 місяців тому +2

    Awesome story! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @random-somebody
    @random-somebody 11 місяців тому +4

    Aah it's been a while since I've listened to one of your audios uwu
    I can't wait to listen to this before I sleep! Much love 💖

  • @sweetgirl0513
    @sweetgirl0513 11 місяців тому +1

    I need the next part asap. I gotta know what happens next!!!!

  • @Beanie--
    @Beanie-- 11 місяців тому +16

    Okay, but when I say my lines do I have to use an English accent? Jokes aside I was really angry and anxious about something that happened today and even though this is about a vampire nearly unaliving you it weirdly helped me calm down a little. Thank you 💙

    • @BluestormsSong
      @BluestormsSong 11 місяців тому +3

      Behold the power of Hollow. 😌

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 11 місяців тому

      Honestly when I read things out loud, I often use an English accent. Pretty easy for me when I’m Australian.

  • @RShonta
    @RShonta 11 місяців тому +3

    Do I need a script? I can probably do just fine with the usual slurred, delirious mumuring that comes with extreme anemia.

  • @KayleighSomcumber
    @KayleighSomcumber 8 місяців тому +1

    You sound just like Victor from corpse Bride I love it

  • @saturn2964
    @saturn2964 11 місяців тому +3

    (Do I spy a guildie in your new pfp?)
    Why am I so weak to vampires 😅. When he called us "pet" I melted a little

  • @MarinaLoredana-zm2ok
    @MarinaLoredana-zm2ok 13 днів тому

    Please part 2

  • @light2002
    @light2002 3 місяці тому +3

    I have a fear of blood and right when I was about to start feeling weird, you said this 14:57

  • @Laura-kx5cn
    @Laura-kx5cn 11 місяців тому +1

    no words just great work but thats nothing new so keep it up 🩵✨

  • @emi_heart20
    @emi_heart20 6 місяців тому +1

    When u pay for premium, but then your WiFi decides not to work 😢 like let me listen to this, I'm intrigued !!!

  • @ateezworlddomination5993
    @ateezworlddomination5993 11 місяців тому +2

    He sounds like professor quirell from Harry Potter lol

  • @ValerynValentine
    @ValerynValentine 10 місяців тому +1

    I need an audiobook of this man talking, it's so soothing even if he's whack as sh!t 🥹👉👈

  • @Mary_Elizabeth322
    @Mary_Elizabeth322 11 місяців тому +4

    🍿🍿🍿

  • @bethjohnson5387
    @bethjohnson5387 11 місяців тому +2

    Ahhh

  • @maicey_t.
    @maicey_t. 11 місяців тому

    NEW PFP WHAT

    • @hollow_va
      @hollow_va  11 місяців тому +1

      Same pfp for nearly 4 years. I felt like switching things up XD

  • @annj0tv.27
    @annj0tv.27 11 місяців тому

    Goodnight too..iloveyou☺❤😁

  • @cheeky_Lova
    @cheeky_Lova 11 місяців тому +2

    i might die instead if you keep biting me
    ^^cheeky approves!!!!!^^

  • @denisewhitford8148
    @denisewhitford8148 11 місяців тому

    Intriguing me my Lord but please be gentle with me and my family and friend's 😊

  • @AMS-tothepm
    @AMS-tothepm 11 місяців тому

    Bro I saw this. And I scream with a pound inhale bro in college. And my roommates are here and one has her boyfriend over. 😭

  • @theambiguousartisan
    @theambiguousartisan 11 місяців тому +6

    Sir, I am an 11

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 11 місяців тому

      You have to be 13 to have an account iirc

    • @lunammoon8503
      @lunammoon8503 11 місяців тому +1

      @@meanyapicklessurely they mean like, 11/10

  • @JoannVeniegas-pe8su
    @JoannVeniegas-pe8su 9 місяців тому

    😅loveumuvh😊❤

  • @aria5614
    @aria5614 11 місяців тому

    Wot

  • @cheergirl_15-39
    @cheergirl_15-39 11 місяців тому +1

    Am I the only one who doesn't understand a word?