Really? I'm an Asian guy from Cali but I think 5'10 is the cutoff line for guys height, I'm 5'11 and I still feel short, 6 would be my standard to be average
@@4zdr456 A strong kick? Even if you kick the guy then what? He has already stabbed you a bunch of times and even if you knock him out with that kick you're still gonna bleed to death. The best thing to do is run away, don't try to be a hero, run away as fast as you can
Funny thing is, it looked like a regular, run of the mill dress shirt. It's probably more than my two week salary (pre Corona virus), but I wouldn't wear that shirt in public unless I'm going to some sort of social gathering, like a funeral. Yet conan genuinely is upset his ugly expensive shirt is ruined. People really change after success, but im pretty sure conan ha6d been well off his whole life.
Bad dude: I got a gun, now gimme ur wallet Me: Wow thats a cool gun ill give u 500 dollars for it Bad dude: Oh really thanks Me: Now I got the gun, so gimme my money back And there you can go home safety with ur cash *and* a gun
you know it was most likely water coloring though, it's meant to look like a permanent marker but it wouldn't have actually been, a quick wash would return it to normal.
@@BarChordA Exactly, it won't get them to stop and think but they'll be confused for a short moment and that's when you grab it. I'm guessing you have to make the question really random for it to work like "how tall are you" or "what's the date"
@@savagetuner2404 Because the actual stats show that countries who banned guns, like Great Britain, The Netherlands, and Japan, have some of the lowest gun murder rates worldwide, unlike countries like the USA, who are into upper half for sure with their gun toting partners.
@@ParadymShiftVegan Right, they have every other form of crime instead. First britain banned guns. Then they banned butter knives. Then acid. Power tools next?
@@savagetuner2404 Lol it worked and now you're complaining about it. Knives are not illegal, people will always own them, and people will forever use them for normal tasks and surely sinister ones as well.
i was almost mugged few years back i was thinking bout the korean ad moo moo pi pi kept singing it walking the dude pulled a baton at me i was like moo moo pi pi he just stood there with a blank face and i ran that my friend was how a korean dessert ad saved my life
it's unhealthy how many times i've seen this video over the years😂😂!! Conan sets himself apart from all the other hosts by doing stuff like this or the fun and entertaining remotes he does. i admire everything about Conan.
+naugler19 Distance is key. Running is first option. second option is push kick in to run away. Third option for me would be to isolate the weapon (grabbing the arm that holds the weapon) and keeping it away from you while trying to do as much damage as possible. anything goes, eye gauge, groin shots, head butts. I train martial arts but theres really no one way to be 100% safe other than running from a knife.
Tisha Hunter , people watch too many karate action movies, and believe all that super human crap is true. If you think a karate guy can make a move faster then anyone can twitch, jerk, or pull on a trigger; you had better read some real world crime statistics. Don’t waste your money or time on karate lessons.
Wow you all must be experts in the art of defense or martial arts lol. And for the record it is possible to single handedly defend yourself against a perpetrator with a weapon. Most of the time it starts with distraction, I mean theres a very small chance that it would work but it is possible if you know what you're doing.
@@danieljonhson6367 Yes, but people dont count on moving faster than a bullet. They count on moving faster then the perpetrators reaction time in close quarters.
@BLS. the gun removal thing is the worse thing you can do lol, it only works on unloaded guns and props because you would be shot dead if you tried that on a loaded gun
For the love of all things holy, unless you have done proper practice and know what you are doing, please do not make some stupid, suicidal attempt at self-defense against someone who is pointing a gun at you, especially if they're smart enough to stand a couple of feet away from you. You might end up escalating a bad situation that could have ended with you "just" losing your wallet - but it's better than risking your life because you saw something on the internet once. If you have not practiced gun and knife defense to the point where it's become muscle memory, chances are you'll mess things up and get yourself hurt really badly.
@@swamidude2214 most of these defense techniques come from countries where people dont want money from you, they want you to get in their car and trade you for money with the government or make negotiations
"What time is it?"
*Gets shot*
It's 12:12 AM
It’s 12:11 for me
Its time to get shot
Death time
Retz
Time of death
“How about another joke, Murray?”
That was an awesome movie.
Oh NOOO
BEAT ME TO IT!!!!
Alt I’m sorry 😭.
That is what I was thinking!
I like how he brutally attacks him with a marker
hiii
Knock-off John Wick
It was a mark of passion
I spit my masters ballsack out when I saw that. What a scene
@@jeanaleonela2969 Bootleg sex-doll
"Who's the Ho now?"
Conan: *War has been declared*
“How about another joke, Murray?”
“The fourth great ginger war”
Do you like caramel corn?
“Then i use my fEEEEEt”
I’m ded
YEET!
*misses*
Oh...
It's FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
The guy isn't even short. It's Conan who is so tall
@fjf sjdnx 5'5" is the official line of being short. 5'9" is average. I'm 5'4". I'm also from Cali.
@@Five7300S Ehh I'd say being 2-3 inches below average is noticeably short.
Really? I'm an Asian guy from Cali but I think 5'10 is the cutoff line for guys height, I'm 5'11 and I still feel short, 6 would be my standard to be average
@@yaya5tim "average" is not defined on your feelings.
@@walknotes that's why I mentioned "my standard"
but I bet it's not too hard for everyone to read the whole comment right?
The audience was laughing but that's exactly how a knife attack looks and ends up.
Really?!
@@manelmanel7298 It is, at that point you'll bleed to death in less than 5 minutes.
@@PT-yn8fe OMG!
@@PT-yn8fe I don't know, how much a strong kick would help in this situation.
@@4zdr456 A strong kick? Even if you kick the guy then what? He has already stabbed you a bunch of times and even if you knock him out with that kick you're still gonna bleed to death. The best thing to do is run away, don't try to be a hero, run away as fast as you can
*my brother grabbing the tv remote*
Me:what time is it
My brother: wait wha-
*snatches it*
Lol very smart
Your brother was about to pause you with the pause button
Thats actually pretty smart 😅
i use the old who passed the gas argument
“Conan gets stabbed”
Also conan: *THATS AN EXPENSIVE SHIRT*
Funny thing is, it looked like a regular, run of the mill dress shirt. It's probably more than my two week salary (pre Corona virus), but I wouldn't wear that shirt in public unless I'm going to some sort of social gathering, like a funeral.
Yet conan genuinely is upset his ugly expensive shirt is ruined. People really change after success, but im pretty sure conan ha6d been well off his whole life.
That's his last words
Deridivis Star its just a shirt. Even if ur poor u don’t have to insult others
Deridivis Star U HAPPY BICTH?
@@rainyw1nd exactly... is Just a shirt!
“You like caramel corn?”
Boutta be famous last words
Lmao
"You like caramel corn?"
How to save a life-
First reply
MReach YT ok
@@vendreadexecutor330 I'm third reply
Vendread executor I’m fifth reply
Vendread executor
Im the 6th reply
“I’m being robbed by a soccer star” Conan’s improv is untouched lol
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, TODAY WE ARE UNITED AGAIN BY UA-cam RECOMMENDED
ok man
网络一线牵，珍惜这段缘
@@shixiongda3636 视频对我来说有点像机器人或免费的礼品卡
Yesss
They are warning us
Ok, now imagine these two in an action movie.
so... a buddy action comedy, its overused BUT i can see it working, i would watch it.
OH MY GOD, PERFECT
The real-life version of Shanghai Noon
Another version of Rush Hour
@@hand.sanitiizer i wanted to say that :(
No one:
*Conan when he gets stabbed*: “Woah! Settle down!”
😆😆😆
“What time is it?”
“Time to die.”
But "I'll be back."
I see the youtube recommendations brought us together again
1st reply.. Botch
Lol, im second
4th
5th
Yeah
Steven: So, what time is it?
Conan: What time is it?!
Steven: Takes gun* *_It's high noon_*
Draw!
CUBED 360 noon? I do my killin before breakfast.
*Team Kill*
Underrated lmao
CUBED 360 is that a gta san andreas reference
Bad dude: I got a gun, now gimme ur wallet
Me: Wow thats a cool gun ill give u 500 dollars for it
Bad dude: Oh really thanks
Me: Now I got the gun, so gimme my money back
And there you can go home safety with ur cash *and* a gun
Lmfao
Underrated but I hope you will get more likes tbh
This man is 1000 levels of IQ above us
Pretty sure the bad dude will ask for the money before he gives you the gun (which he won’t)
Instructions unclear got shot. Writing from heaven
"I've got you now Ho"
Laughed my ass off!
Yeah...but THEN I USE MY FEEET! *kick*
*Still dodges and raising the gun back up*
Then I apologies and beg that you wont shoot me...
Do ya like caramel corn?
Lol, I was scrolling down and saw this then it happened.😂😂😂
chewface tftdtftf
UA-cam: 2013 no
UA-cam: 2019 yes
That's informative and all, but what do you do if they have a lightsaber?
Hidious Vanity Whoa i just watched the laser guy's lightsaber vid.
Hidious Vanity jump into the time machine
Just wave your hand while saying "I am not the person you are looking for."
Hidious Vanity summon the force. I guess.
+Hidious Vanity get some high ground
At 2:52 i liked how he had his pinkie out.
LOL that's so random why is his pinkie out
Its his laser sight!
Years of ethics school
@@echolegend1315 lol
It helps him aim! He's a frkn master yo! Takes a lot to be named Conan
This guy is literally making it up as he goes along. Brilliant. Conan is a legend
"what time is it?"
"Time for you to di..."
** Takes off gun***
Silver Jay 😂😂😂💯
My answer before i shoot: its highnoon
AHAHAHA! "Do you like caramel corn? Ugh! Ah!" wtf is that sassy head move!
It 's critical for survival
Getting his head out of the firing line i guess 😂
666 likes!
1:28 he has mastered Ultra Instinct
Top 10 anime characters who can defeat Jiren
@@Ahsvsush8772 r/whoooosh
HarmonySword dead meme
@@blade_freshi5358 r/woooosh is a subreddit not a meme btw r/woooosh
Put it at .5 speed
2:40 this man has waited his entire career for this line 😂
Conan remembered the basics of cqc
+Probably a box I love your name and pic combo!
Dude, aren't you the guy from the Grumps comment section? Small Internet
coincidence?
+Probably a box I think not
+Probably a box Nice reference :P
Could have ended like in joker
Disgusted waffle holyfuck
Fr😂😂😂😂😂😂
Disgusted waffle no it really couldn’t have, it’s a joke but still. He was a little bit off position
Lupis iOS you wouldn’t get it
Conan would you like another joke?
He got three stabs in before Conan reacted.
3:30 *Breaking news: man gets brutally murdered on live television*
Joker movie 🤣🤣
Lol
With a Red Marker.
*Looks at thumbnail* “... how about another joke Conan”
guys it’s a joker reference
That joke took me a minute to think about
*when ur trying to draft this guy but sees the video is 7 years old*
Me in 2021
I love Conan so much. I really don't understand how some people dislike him.
'Now you‘re going to teach me to defend myself against "common" weapons, like "Guns" and knives.' Yep, America only
Well knives yea, but in other countries, not so much guns
@@Dead1yCool ye ik
Maybe you hot shots over in America. Now teach me how to fight off a midget with a bamboo stick. Let's get to the real issues Conan
We don't care. Shut up !
ikr I personally use cheese on my victims
Best way to confuse your enemy is too...
Do the hotline bling dance
+Toaster_ Stroodle best comment ever
+Toaster_ Stroodle AHHHHHHH LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Too what?
very true
The joke went way over your head and into the world trade center.
"Most people, before they kill you, say 'I'm going to kill you now'" :')
They also tell you how they're going to do it "Aa gonna do one swing laik dat, yoo rdy?"
UserDude But first they tell a story including someones wife and family.
No Conan, that WAS an expensive shirt.
you do know he could sell that for twice as much cause he wore it plus it was on tv
And now it has fancy AF coloring :D
That shi(r)t is ART now :D
OneNewHope zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
you know it was most likely water coloring though, it's meant to look like a permanent marker but it wouldn't have actually been, a quick wash would return it to normal.
@@yamumisgae He's joking, you know, he's a comedian.
"common weapons like guns and knifes" is the most american thing I've all day
Have you even visited europe
In Europe people dressed in military type outfits carry around rifles. In the US ours are behind the scenes.
LMAOOOOOO
I’m in uk if someone has a knife or gun then everyone will just run away screaming most likely
@@startfinish5613 the only people carrying weapons in Europe are soldiers and police tf u on about
"I've walked away from worse though"
subtle line there
Like what? did something happen?
newsgirl132 NBC
Rusty Nugget If it was NBC, those marks wouldn't be on his front....
Ah I didnt catch that haha thanks
He asked "What time is it" but he is wearing a watch.
Even if I realized this, I would probably say: "What, are you stupid? Just look at the-- ohhh, you disarmed me. I see."
+Ryan panahi Yes but does it have the right time?
Ryan panahi XD i just realized that
Ryan panahi it's the point to get the gun
he is distracting the enemy
"I use my feet and then I apologize" that's hilarious.
“We’re not gonna use a real knife obviously” just finishes using what looks like a real gun 😂
"what time is it?"
shooter: oh hang on let me check
It sounds silly, but they will actually consider the question for a split second.
@@BarChordA Exactly, it won't get them to stop and think but they'll be confused for a short moment and that's when you grab it. I'm guessing you have to make the question really random for it to work like "how tall are you" or "what's the date"
reality: time for you to shut up
@@BarChordA damn I guess you're right, I didnt take into account that they might have ADHD
me if I were a shooter
I thought Steven was a short guy at first, until I realized Conan's like 6'3"
*6'4''...with that hair about 6'8''
he is still short
conan is tall but steve is manlet
He's still short
doesn't matter to me cuz they're both still taller than me
"Do you like caramel corn?" *smacks gun away* 😂
1:27 i love how steven ho doesnt point the gun away from conan for hours 🤣🤣
If I keep watching Conans videos, I'm gonna need a new jaw lol. Everything he does is just too freaking hilarious...
Yes, I completely agree!
Mediocre SCRUB Gamin Please no swearing this is a christian website.
Cubie Kart internet doesn't belong to Christian's :/
Hyperion Salt
Issa joke.
"Do you like caramel corn?" *silence* *hits guys arm*
"Do you like caramel corn? Uh eh!" Lol
Me, an Australian: why are guns a ‘common weapon’?
*this is america*
Because they bought them illegally in perth
@@savagetuner2404 Because the actual stats show that countries who banned guns, like Great Britain, The Netherlands, and Japan, have some of the lowest gun murder rates worldwide, unlike countries like the USA, who are into upper half for sure with their gun toting partners.
@@ParadymShiftVegan Right, they have every other form of crime instead. First britain banned guns. Then they banned butter knives. Then acid.
Power tools next?
@@savagetuner2404 Lol it worked and now you're complaining about it. Knives are not illegal, people will always own them, and people will forever use them for normal tasks and surely sinister ones as well.
@@ParadymShiftVegan Right, they aren't illegal, until you step out of your house.
“Do you like caramel corn?” BAM MAHAHA 😂
2:40 HAHAHA SAVAGE SO GOOD
i was almost mugged few years back
i was thinking bout the korean ad moo moo pi pi kept singing it walking
the dude pulled a baton at me
i was like moo moo pi pi
he just stood there with a blank face
and i ran
that my friend was how a korean dessert ad saved my life
Deyes Dbones lmaooo
Deyes Dbones LMFAO
Deyes Dbones 🤣
Tell that story again but this time a little slower
WTF LMAAAOOOO
Imagine Steven saying " how about another joke Conan ?"
1:28
"What time is it?"
Me screaming:"Its Hiiigghhh Nooon!!!"
Hahahah
Uhg, I need healing
Thanks! *Mada Mada*
conan: breaths
Audience: lMaO hAhAhAHAhHAhAha
audience is empty
its all laugh tracks
@@Mae-nr7wr noooooo😂😂
I keep forgetting just how very tall Conan is.
iused2becool 1.90 cm
The guy is just short
Conan is tall and he is short to be fair
@@TRUMP-lw1rq but conan is very tall too
“Yeah but then I use my feet”
*top ten moments captured before death*
I freaking love Conan 😂
+Alex Dunaway He's the funniest man alive. Bad day? Watch Conan!
+Ricardo Almeida SO RIGHT
I know, he's funny I don't know why some people hate him.
yeah he is a good person
2013:
2014:
2015:
2016:
2017:
2018:
2019 UA-cam: *I'm gOiNG tO reComMeND ThIs to eVeRYonE"
Especially in this day and age
hahahha
This is funny the first time but now this joke is starting to get old
@@gatekeeper494 The format is dry AF, ironically I didn't like my comment and don't know why I wrote it
Cucked It’s all good I just feel like people just need to mix it up a little bit
You know that guy was over to the side thinking "I can't wait to say my improvised line--who's a ho now"
And this is why you don't hold a gun like that.
it's unhealthy how many times i've seen this video over the years😂😂!! Conan sets himself apart from all the other hosts by doing stuff like this or the fun and entertaining remotes he does. i admire everything about Conan.
“Do you like caramel corn”
I died of laughter
"Do you like caramel corn?
Huh! *slap*"
That cracks me up every time.
"What time is it?"
" I don't know, ask Satan in a few seconds."
So how do you defend against a knife attack? I don't want to be stabbed to death. This clip left us hanging.
+naugler19 Distance is key. Running is first option. second option is push kick in to run away. Third option for me would be to isolate the weapon (grabbing the arm that holds the weapon) and keeping it away from you while trying to do as much damage as possible. anything goes, eye gauge, groin shots, head butts.
I train martial arts but theres really no one way to be 100% safe other than running from a knife.
Thanks for the tips Plague
naugler19 No problem.
+naugler19 bite them ... in the face if possible
Knife attack is easy to defend
Take out your gun and shoot!
This guy literally just attacked Conan with a damn highlighter and people responded with vigorous applause
Ben's face when he actually dropped the gun to a comedy slap was priceless.
2:08 I almost pissed my pants laughing.
Do you like caramel corn???? lmao!
I love how everyone here in the comments is magically a gun a knife defense expert who knows everything 👀
Tisha Hunter , people watch too many karate action movies, and believe all that super human crap is true. If you think a karate guy can make a move faster then anyone can twitch, jerk, or pull on a trigger; you had better read some real world crime statistics. Don’t waste your money or time on karate lessons.
If someone has a gun or knife and you don't do what they tell you a trigger finger can move a lot faster than you can .
@@albertforletta1498
I've watched my dad
Wow you all must be experts in the art of defense or martial arts lol. And for the record it is possible to single handedly defend yourself against a perpetrator with a weapon. Most of the time it starts with distraction, I mean theres a very small chance that it would work but it is possible if you know what you're doing.
@@danieljonhson6367 Yes, but people dont count on moving faster than a bullet. They count on moving faster then the perpetrators reaction time in close quarters.
Steven ho: Okay, gun defense-
Conan: *_A A A A A A A A_*
Best part is when he says, "It's Ho-in' Time!" and Ho's all over the place.
"Do you like caramel corn?" lmao wtf I didn't even realize what he was trying to do. Conan is a trip.
"...yeah, but then I use my *FEET!* and then I apologize" - LOL! Classic Conan
Guess what, Jordan Schlanski would have defended that knife attack.
Only if the theif were gonna steal his sauerkraut or pebber mill
No, he would have explained proper knife handling technique after being stabbed with a straight face.
You can use literal straight faces to stab people with? :O You learn something new every day indeed.
He's probably gonna educate the attackers and what type and models of the knifes.Probably even know where they are made from.
2:53 *When You get arrested in GTA San Andreas*
Yeah, but then i use my feeeet...and then I apologize. Lmao
And up next: how to defend against a piece of fruit!
What if someone attacks me with a pointed stick?
SHUT UP!
Hire me I have been train in Ninjitsu, fruits are my rivals.
Yes because gun nuts know how harmless guns are.
Darryl hall Where have you left John Oates?
Good video to show armed robbers what mistakes not to make.
lol, exactly what I was thinking
Well none of these methods would work anyway so...
@BLS. the gun removal thing is the worse thing you can do lol, it only works on unloaded guns and props because you would be shot dead if you tried that on a loaded gun
@@ethanellis4582 show us what works since you're the expert my brother!
"What time is it?"
"IT'S HIIIGH NOOON"
"Always charge a person with gun. With knife, you run."
-Jimmy Hoffa
And what happened to him, eh?!
@@ragnazero0006 where's Rizzo?
(And then i apologize) that killed me 🤣🤣🤣
-xd-
im still laughing at the i got you now ho xDD
Kids at school: "WRITE THAT DOWN!!" "WRITE THAT DOWN!!
i'll use my feet then i'll apologize hahah
Press 5 to Conan use his feet
Wade 5
LOL
“With a gun you charge, with a knife you run away”
~Jimmy Hoffa
It’d be pretty hard to run away from a gun
@@naniwo4438 unless they have storm trooper aim
Makes me wonder how he wound up missing, if he followed his own advice.
When Conan holds the gun with both hands, he lifts his pinky up lmao
“You like caramel?” BAM.
😂😂😂 OMG! The knife attack was hilarious! I love Conan!
For the love of all things holy, unless you have done proper practice and know what you are doing, please do not make some stupid, suicidal attempt at self-defense against someone who is pointing a gun at you, especially if they're smart enough to stand a couple of feet away from you. You might end up escalating a bad situation that could have ended with you "just" losing your wallet - but it's better than risking your life because you saw something on the internet once.
If you have not practiced gun and knife defense to the point where it's become muscle memory, chances are you'll mess things up and get yourself hurt really badly.
Unless they're kidnapping you. Then I'd rather not risk a torture session with mr. tickles here.
@@swamidude2214 most of these defense techniques come from countries where people dont want money from you, they want you to get in their car and trade you for money with the government or make negotiations
@@aulendilthegreat873 That's undemonstratively false.
@@aulendilthegreat873 They are countries who are no thief's who want money ? I never now that
When he said "I've got you now ho!" I instantly subscribed!!! LMFAO
-What time is it
-It's time to die
Damn
It’s high noon!!!
That’s something a wife would say to get husband...
There we go.
Hahahaha you killed me. Thanks for that!!!
3:35 I like the crowd kinda screams in terror like he actually was getting knifed, it did look fool though lol😋
+MinionStudios hahahah that dude is crazy
LOL Conan if funny af here
Tomy Lim so true
Exactly!
If someone had a gun to my face I would just yank the the pistol to my head and say "shoot me"
He is always
I love it when Steven Ho is on Conan. He seems so passionate and professional at what he does.