Divorce Speedruns Are EVIL

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  • @Waligug
    @Waligug  3 роки тому +2769

    No I don't have issues be quiet

  • @yolo-senpal4520
    @yolo-senpal4520 3 роки тому +5319

    I was also trying to do this run, at first I was so excited to crush Haley’s dreams, but then I actually started liking her. This hasn’t happened before.

    • @MissSchnickfitzel
      @MissSchnickfitzel 3 роки тому +605

      I started to dare her as a male character because she looks kinda like me and i wanted my male character which looked like my bf to marry someone that looks similiar to me.
      But as it turns out she isnt that bad and she actually likes cooking just as i do lmaooo

    • @KatNips
      @KatNips 3 роки тому +153

      I'm currently trying to get the bachelors cutscene at the saloon. She was the first I hit 8 hearts with, and I may marry her once I get it.

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 3 роки тому +269

      First person I married and I personally think she is underrated and overhated

    • @KatNips
      @KatNips 3 роки тому +252

      @@Camothor10 most people don't get to know her.. just see how she treats you saying you'd be pretty if it weren't for your clothes and being just.. rude in the beginning. It's hard to empathize with someone who insults you to your face. Love her, but for real, she isn't really helping herself..

    • @Glooooooooed
      @Glooooooooed 3 роки тому +24

      Mission failed

  • @ellieee8490
    @ellieee8490 3 роки тому +213

    The amount of joy you had after seeing her reaction to having her life spiral out of control is... Scary

  • @Spicycobble
    @Spicycobble 3 роки тому +152

    This isn't ruining her life she barely knew you you slept for a month before divorcing her.
    What you need to do to get an actual ruining her life life speed run imo is to get to 14 hearts with her have a child THEN divorced her and refuse her any rights to see her child

    • @macescoolchannel
      @macescoolchannel 3 роки тому +23

      My mum run lmao

    • @errorbirdesther
      @errorbirdesther 3 роки тому +1

      Ouch

    • @Kudas96
      @Kudas96 2 роки тому

      get help so you can stop being such an incel.

    • @joshthompson8478
      @joshthompson8478 2 роки тому +3

      14 hearts get a child convert it to a dove killing it then divorce her

    • @Spicycobble
      @Spicycobble 2 роки тому +1

      @@joshthompson8478 have 2 children turn 1 into a dove divorce her then threaten her that if you ever tries to see her other child again you will turn it into a dove

  • @LunaVi
    @LunaVi 3 роки тому +216

    In my first save I hated Haley right away since she was so mean. So I stole her man instead and lived happily ever after, felt nice

  • @lishanteo8127
    @lishanteo8127 2 роки тому +135

    Haley actually acts like she loves you after you're married, she's one of the few characters who still flirts with you after marriage. And her character development was nice to see, most characters stayed pretty much the same honestly. Her 14 heart event was great

  • @Preetzole
    @Preetzole 2 роки тому +169

    Imagine a man spending 3/4ths of a year dedicating his existence to marrying you, sleeping 24 hours a day every day all throughout winter only waking up to can some pumpkins, and then spending his life's savings to divorce you and laugh in your face.

  • @octosaurinvasion
    @octosaurinvasion 3 роки тому +72

    evil haley: "You look nice, I can imagine it must be difficult to stay fashionable with farm work."

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 2 роки тому

      Evil Haley would probably have reverse character development

  • @pajamaramayt
    @pajamaramayt 3 роки тому +110

    My ex husband did this to me once. The only difference is that it wasn’t in a game.

  • @octosaurinvasion
    @octosaurinvasion 3 роки тому +55

    evil haley: "My sister is different to me, but I understand she just sees things differently."

  • @capt_noen
    @capt_noen 2 роки тому +106

    In a previous save, I thought of woo-ing Haley just so I can have a Flower Dance partner that time but the heart events and her character development got me. I couldn’t escape.

    • @xRyoZIN
      @xRyoZIN 2 роки тому +15

      Same. I was going for Abagail mostly, but was doing Haley on the side because most games tend to make the blonde characters sweethearts. Those heart events were gold. Havent looked back since.

  • @robertoromero8053
    @robertoromero8053 3 роки тому +113

    I usually marry which ever NPC I feel matches the farm. So for beach farm I married haley, forest farm i married Leah. Mountain Farm (or whatever it's called I forget) I married Maru. Ect...

    • @redpilledkrug7425
      @redpilledkrug7425 3 роки тому +7

      i hate maru i always give her trash same with demitrious

    • @maddiemcnugget1076
      @maddiemcnugget1076 3 роки тому +1

      Ooo I like this idea

    • @bellacosta9469
      @bellacosta9469 3 роки тому +61

      @@redpilledkrug7425 racially motivated

    • @notagoodweeb7832
      @notagoodweeb7832 3 роки тому +1

      I marry Abigail if im in a world where monster spawn cuz it fits her cuz she made to a deep lvl in the caves

    • @chxc
      @chxc 3 роки тому +2

      @@bellacosta9469 your taking the words straight outta my mouth

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope 3 роки тому +817

    As a lesbian I like Haley because she gives off the vibes that she kissed a girl in middle school and then repressed the hell out of it

    • @omgsomeonesomewhereonearth5936
      @omgsomeonesomewhereonearth5936 3 роки тому +175

      As a bisexual I like her because I'm able to recognise that enemies to lovers is among the best of all romantic tropes

    • @sasham6960
      @sasham6960 3 роки тому +38

      @@omgsomeonesomewhereonearth5936 if it’s not enemies to lovers then i don’t want it. well, not really. i’m going after leah now but can you blame me?

    • @alyl.9430
      @alyl.9430 3 роки тому +8

      @@sasham6960 Definitely not.

    • @user-qk5td1co9u
      @user-qk5td1co9u 3 роки тому +1

      LMAOOO

    • @j.e.s.t.e.r_c.a.t
      @j.e.s.t.e.r_c.a.t Рік тому +7

      I'm bisexual and I like dating her sister Emily lol

  • @Ftzcj
    @Ftzcj 2 роки тому +93

    woudlve been more dominating if u married her sister afterwards

  • @wassupheinz
    @wassupheinz 3 роки тому +145

    She was a bitch to me and that's the moment I realized I was in love with her

    • @paparobot4752
      @paparobot4752 3 роки тому +24

      Same. I lived out the enemies to lovers trope with her

    • @gimmego4532
      @gimmego4532 3 роки тому +6

      Same. She now has my child

  • @randyohm3445
    @randyohm3445 2 роки тому +80

    The best part of the video was when Haley pwned you by not being salty about it, then calling you clingy. :D

  • @elm_tr33
    @elm_tr33 2 роки тому +61

    I remember marrying Sam and then being so ready to divorce him when I realized Sebastian was cool and had a motorcycle

  • @JonesCrimson
    @JonesCrimson 3 роки тому +85

    Haley: Gasp* "For me? Thank you!"
    as Gug sprints rapidly out the door.

  • @dogeatturtle
    @dogeatturtle 2 роки тому +60

    I love Haley for the fact that you have to crack that rudeness shell for her to really show she´s actually a nice person

  • @Greasybullet304
    @Greasybullet304 Рік тому +69

    Take a shot every time he says dandelions instead of saffodils

  • @heffthehecked
    @heffthehecked 3 роки тому +63

    While I was trying to romance Shane in year one spring I didn’t have enough hearts to ask him to the flower dance but when I did ask him it leveled up our friendship and he accepted. I got my friend achievement for asking him to dance :)

  • @greendragonfly4831
    @greendragonfly4831 3 роки тому +70

    It just occurred to me that Gus going in early probably has something to do with Pierre's "Secret Stash"

    • @justFoxPLS
      @justFoxPLS 3 роки тому +12

      "Pierre's got the good stuff"

    • @justindisbrow9921
      @justindisbrow9921 3 роки тому

      So thats why gus gets in early...

    • @errorbirdesther
      @errorbirdesther 3 роки тому +2

      Headcanon
      Pierre is the town's weed supplier
      His wife knows nothing about it

    • @greendragonfly4831
      @greendragonfly4831 3 роки тому +1

      @@errorbirdesther LMAO yes!

  • @Qallyx
    @Qallyx 3 роки тому +75

    I don't really like Emily, but I sometimes marry her, just because I genuinely don't think Haley would realistically be able to survive on her own

    • @mysingingmonstersfan1023
      @mysingingmonstersfan1023 3 роки тому +7

      The main reason why I married Emily on my first run was because Haley didn't like my gift and i thought it would be funny

  • @blackbeardbarkbark
    @blackbeardbarkbark Рік тому +45

    6:45 I noticed the game loves to give daffodils when I'm doing haley as a gf.

  • @justafish9618
    @justafish9618 2 роки тому +109

    I just straight up married krobus when I learned I could. No hesitation.

    • @jordanpatricia991
      @jordanpatricia991 2 роки тому +11

      Wtf you can marry Krobus? Lmao

    • @justafish9618
      @justafish9618 2 роки тому +22

      @@jordanpatricia991 YES AND THEY'RE SO WHOLESOME BEST DECISION EVER

    • @onlyoddity
      @onlyoddity 2 роки тому +1

      WAIT HOLD ON FOR REAL

    • @jordanpatricia991
      @jordanpatricia991 2 роки тому +19

      @@onlyoddity you can’t marry him but he can become your roomate

    • @onlyoddity
      @onlyoddity 2 роки тому

      @@jordanpatricia991 trll me how I demand it

  • @spiceyblake
    @spiceyblake 3 роки тому +59

    Dude really started the game looking like an adult Caillou

  • @lordarthur2165
    @lordarthur2165 3 роки тому +48

    How beautiful, I had this idea of ruining things for Haley in my first run in Stardew, but instead of marrying and divorcing her, I just married and had kids with her crush, Alex.
    It's was amazing

    • @skumkii
      @skumkii 3 роки тому +8

      alex and haley are the two canonically closeted characters in the game lmfaoo

    • @lordarthur2165
      @lordarthur2165 3 роки тому +5

      @@skumkii I will agree in the Alex part, I never married Haley
      I am too gay for that 😔

    • @Marialla.
      @Marialla. 3 роки тому +2

      @@skumkii Well... since you can marry any character whatever gender your character is... I guess you're saying the others are all canonically bisexual?

    • @Marialla.
      @Marialla. 3 роки тому +7

      Alex is hilarious to marry, when playing a male character. It's fun seeing him confront his own homophobia. And george's too.

    • @lordarthur2165
      @lordarthur2165 3 роки тому +1

      @@Marialla. yes, and he is so cute too 😔

  • @errorbirdesther
    @errorbirdesther 3 роки тому +81

    This reminds me of how my mother and dad met
    But they never got married and my dad used the secret joestar technique when he found out she was pregnant with me

    • @bagotoast
      @bagotoast 3 роки тому +8

      Nigerundayo!!! 🏃🏃🏃

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 3 роки тому +1

      You should check if you have any star shaped birthmarks on your body.

    • @MegaLinket
      @MegaLinket 3 роки тому

      @@bagotoast Black run day?

  • @ArjunTheCreator8
    @ArjunTheCreator8 Рік тому +91

    I was 100% expected Haley to hate you more than anything on earth but instead she was super calm?!?! Dang, that's not what I was expecting. Fun and funny video!

  • @MrMeowstic7
    @MrMeowstic7 3 роки тому +48

    If the feast of the winter star didn't exist this would've been perfect. "Merry Christmas Hayley. My gift to you is a divorce"

  • @thatoneguy932
    @thatoneguy932 2 роки тому +29

    Imagine moving to a new town, marrying someone in 3 months, then divorcing them a month later

  • @booorue4876
    @booorue4876 3 роки тому +64

    My first save I started trying to hate marry her and then I started really liking her so I never divorced--

  • @estertulane1500
    @estertulane1500 2 роки тому +71

    Not going to lie she took it pretty well.

  • @Isabella-xe1bh
    @Isabella-xe1bh 3 роки тому +61

    The Shane divorce speedrun is gonna be so fast, his loved gifts are too easy to get

    • @rohanbegg7619
      @rohanbegg7619 3 роки тому +9

      maru has cauliflower as one so you can just grow a bunch in spring and gift silver and gold quality ones to her

  • @skwigelfwar
    @skwigelfwar 3 роки тому +148

    as someone who is dating Haley in stardew valley, i am extremely offended and these acts are not forgiven

    • @clearlynotchloe
      @clearlynotchloe 3 роки тому +31

      i feed off your anger

    • @bitto432
      @bitto432 3 роки тому +24

      legit the worst marriage spouse not even close

    • @skwigelfwar
      @skwigelfwar 3 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭

    • @Jonjonsmith123
      @Jonjonsmith123 3 роки тому +40

      Lol idk why so many people hate on our girl. I found getting abused by her in the beginning hilarious and loved how sweet she becomes.

    • @tabbywitch
      @tabbywitch 3 роки тому +9

      more haley for us ig lol

  • @hahajohngaming
    @hahajohngaming 3 роки тому +74

    I hate alex more than haley, so i always marry haley to spite alex.

    • @choronos
      @choronos 3 роки тому +64

      Alex and Haley aren't that bad once you've seen all of their heart events. They're both dumb and vain, but their hearts are in the right place. I don't hate any of the villagers except Clint. Clint sucks.

    • @kiwamihollie
      @kiwamihollie 3 роки тому +2

      @@choronos ur so based

    • @ShinyShilla
      @ShinyShilla 3 роки тому +14

      Alex is not that vain tho, dunno maybe they changed some dialogues... Why does Clint succ- I mean, sucks?
      Edit: I remember now and I must agree with you. Clint sucks.

    • @alphasnowsong
      @alphasnowsong 3 роки тому

      @@ShinyShilla wait what did clint do-

    • @tataru1298
      @tataru1298 3 роки тому

      @@choronos Why does Clint suck

  • @elizalol222
    @elizalol222 3 роки тому +69

    Guys I’m literally in love with Haley bc I’m stupid and gay but Haley slander is so funny

  • @splorpme
    @splorpme 2 роки тому +80

    Haley was my first stardew love, I legit gave her a sunflower every day. it felt so real lmao

    • @signaltomars
      @signaltomars 2 роки тому +28

      i got stardew valley this week and my little stupid lesbian heart fell in love with haley immediately

  • @tylersingleton9284
    @tylersingleton9284 2 роки тому +61

    I knew Caillou was a jerk, but this is just bad.

  • @window5573
    @window5573 2 роки тому +60

    When I first went to get a partner it took me forever to choose if I wanted Harvey, Abigail, Haley, or Sam. I decided to just make other saves for each one

  • @buhaykosagabi
    @buhaykosagabi 2 роки тому +60

    All that for a healthy breakup 😭😭

  • @Jacebanana
    @Jacebanana 2 роки тому +68

    IM TRYING TO GET WITH HAILY UGH I KNEW SHE WAS THE ONE WHEN SHE INSULTED ME

  • @blueclaws9894
    @blueclaws9894 3 роки тому +133

    Why?! Haley starts off as a mood, but the closer you get to her, she starts to develop a lot of character! She undergoes the most character development of any romance NPC in the game! I like MOST of the NPCs in this game, but Haley was unexpected and surprising. Y'all be hatin' too much. I think the cow picture event is the most wholesome thing in the game!

    • @andrejz8954
      @andrejz8954 3 роки тому +16

      Yep the cow picture and the Leah event (I think?) where you do a portrait of Marnie. Man, that sucker is proudly hanging on a wall in my house and it's the most awesome thing ever! xD

    • @ellaixl7496
      @ellaixl7496 3 роки тому +14

      tysm for saying this! i loved haley immediately and she gets so nice!

    • @blueclaws9894
      @blueclaws9894 3 роки тому +17

      @@ellaixl7496 I started with Abby, as she is totally my type (aside from eating gems). I went on to try them all eventually, but Haley was the one that surprised me the most. Really wish we could get some more story after marriage with all of them. Give some more interesting character development and growth to them all.

    • @andrejz8954
      @andrejz8954 3 роки тому +13

      @@blueclaws9894 I'll never understand why everyone seems obsessed with Abby and then seemingly Penny.

    • @blueclaws9894
      @blueclaws9894 3 роки тому +15

      @@andrejz8954 Penni has that whole submissive and clingy vibe, which I guess some people like. She also comes across as needing to be saved. Abby is fun though. She's got that nerdy goth girl thing going on. I understand choosing Abigail. Leah is also super popular. She's basically from California. A struggling artist who is obsessed with healthy eating. She's cool though. Not super smug or superior acting.

  • @sqweemish6173
    @sqweemish6173 3 роки тому +45

    In my first year I saw 5 iridium bars in the cart merchant I think they were like 500 a piece 😓

  • @thiccratkween
    @thiccratkween 3 роки тому +150

    I just started a farm and decided the first person I saw would be the one I'd marry.
    Haley was that person, but I was concerned that same sex marriage wasn't allowed, but it is
    Let's go 😎

    • @F0XYFR1TZ
      @F0XYFR1TZ 3 роки тому +11

      I know, I was worried at first too, but they are. That made me very happy ❤❤

    • @Zoennacg
      @Zoennacg 3 роки тому +20

      I really like this game thanks to this. I consider about "is gay marrige allowed?" Than i married with sam.

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 3 роки тому +2

      its pretty dope ngl, we get all the options xD

    • @SamiiSam128
      @SamiiSam128 3 роки тому +3

      Yup, this game doesn't discriminate against same sex marriage 😊 luckily story of seasons and other games like Fire Emblem are slowly following suit.

  • @tengounchingodeferia1244
    @tengounchingodeferia1244 3 роки тому +87

    so my dad was a speedrunner huh

    • @errorbirdesther
      @errorbirdesther 3 роки тому +2

      Same
      But my dad is a lazy sociopath who's intelligence is lower than Patrick star

  • @shadowfox2084
    @shadowfox2084 2 роки тому +38

    This run was unreasonably blessed lol, I mean ancient fruit seeds in the cart?

  • @gab_solo2391
    @gab_solo2391 2 роки тому +83

    My parents be like

  • @anggaadandiputra8450
    @anggaadandiputra8450 3 роки тому +36

    What's next? Divorcing all the villagers speedrun

    • @Waligug
      @Waligug  3 роки тому +16

      That would be like a 10 hour speedrun

    • @spicyrhino8918
      @spicyrhino8918 3 роки тому +12

      @@Waligug That wasn't a no...

  • @vellichor7676
    @vellichor7676 3 роки тому +34

    I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed... first video I’ve ever seen from you. Will not be the last.

  • @Emily-lh6em
    @Emily-lh6em 3 роки тому +14

    I always do dumb things like trashing something or misclicking that costs me losing out on something valuable so that "it's fine" hit me in the feels.😂
    Yesterday I had a fishing chest but no room so I had to trash something and I did make a spot...then pressed okay without actually clicking the treasures I wanted to keep. 😑😭

  • @mikalhales6129
    @mikalhales6129 3 роки тому +67

    I pretty much did this. Purely cause she hated my clothes and hated small city life so I wanted to trap her. Now I'm married to her room mate. And chating up her friend Alex to marry him next just to screw with her life.

    • @vasectomy_
      @vasectomy_ 3 роки тому +23

      she’s an ai in a video game bro, she doesn’t care lmfao

    • @NacsSketcher
      @NacsSketcher 3 роки тому

      @@vasectomy_
      Amazing :000000

  • @jessiewabbit
    @jessiewabbit 3 роки тому +15

    Good video dude, nice commentary, and good pace! Just found you, you'll do so well. I appreciate the not constant scream

  • @diebuettel5846
    @diebuettel5846 3 роки тому +27

    Continue the run by marrying her sister afterwards :) .

  • @paradoxxop2187
    @paradoxxop2187 3 роки тому +46

    This man got ancient seeds in the traveling cart while im still looking in the mines since year 2

    • @Fabian-qe7ni
      @Fabian-qe7ni 3 роки тому +3

      What are ancient seeds for? I got one but don’t know what to do with it (I’m a new player, sorry I’m late to the party)

    • @ruu8534
      @ruu8534 3 роки тому

      Oh wait what....ancient seeds is that important? I just got one recently idk whats its used for so i just kinda bin/sold it.

    • @ガムミドリ
      @ガムミドリ 3 роки тому +4

      @@ruu8534 if you bring it to the museum you get the seed recipe and one seed where if you find any in the future you can turn it into a plantable thing. It takes like 28 days to grow and every week it produces one fruit that’s maybe at least $500

    • @ruu8534
      @ruu8534 3 роки тому

      @@ガムミドリ thx i didnt know this, im new to this game.

  • @soraia_4383
    @soraia_4383 3 роки тому +75

    you can get joja cola at the saloon at the joja cola machine or by fishing in your lake until it gives you one lol

    • @SirGaygent
      @SirGaygent 3 роки тому

      That's what I do I just fish in the lake.

  • @TheCalmPsycho
    @TheCalmPsycho 3 роки тому +34

    21:45 "You are going to be divorced on Boxing Day."
    My parents told my sister and I that they were getting a divorce on Boxing Day. I was 12. Ruined Christmes :'(

    • @EBResells
      @EBResells 3 роки тому +1

      happened to me christmas day lmao

  • @rookiebrigade1114
    @rookiebrigade1114 3 роки тому +38

    "Hey Leah, the true love of my life." hahahah same

  • @AmritaSodaa
    @AmritaSodaa 2 роки тому +60

    Why are some ppl so upset abt this. You can like Haley and someone else can hate Haley. Opinions exist.

    • @onemoregodrejected9369
      @onemoregodrejected9369 2 роки тому +1

      because they like her idk

    • @tarolatte6803
      @tarolatte6803 2 роки тому

      @@onemoregodrejected9369 Then ignore and move on?

    • @onemoregodrejected9369
      @onemoregodrejected9369 2 роки тому

      @@tarolatte6803 idk because i dont care.
      You seem really conflictive. Put a finger up your ass and rub.
      Guess il go not care to other place

    • @guywhoasked5520
      @guywhoasked5520 2 роки тому

      Because some take it too far explaining why haley is bad

    • @damir_van_kalaz
      @damir_van_kalaz 2 роки тому +1

      Because while Stardew Valley is a pretty good game, its community is cringe on a level that almost rivals the Undertale community. Almost.

  • @GrrrlStyleNow
    @GrrrlStyleNow 3 роки тому +89

    Haley seemed like she didn't need you tbh

    • @n4terade
      @n4terade 3 роки тому

      Cause she acts like that lol

  • @Iris-zc1jn
    @Iris-zc1jn 2 роки тому +36

    Gus being allowed into Pierre's just slightly earlier than us really grinds my gears too lol

  • @jennamarie1812
    @jennamarie1812 3 роки тому +21

    i actually rly love Haley, she's just a sweet girl who likes baking

  • @akittenplays4104
    @akittenplays4104 2 роки тому +30

    you should combine this with the haley marriage speedrun thing. you can marry her by day 13

  • @erenyeager5438
    @erenyeager5438 3 роки тому +63

    I will comment on all of your videos how good Haley is

  • @vsptylore3639
    @vsptylore3639 3 роки тому +22

    That's what she gets for falling in love with a bald person

  • @alexcrevan420
    @alexcrevan420 3 роки тому +77

    pls....... cut the tree stumps down........

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 3 роки тому +2

      doesn't anger haley so what's the point?

  • @fluffkitten
    @fluffkitten 2 роки тому +56

    Just got married to Haley to spite you
    And I’m loving it

    • @anothergg2692
      @anothergg2692 2 роки тому +1

      nobody cares 😂😂

    • @widdershinnz
      @widdershinnz 2 роки тому

      That’s hilarious 😂

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 2 роки тому +3

      @@anothergg2692 Yo, dude, I was short on salt, thanks for passing some to me! Replying to every Haley comment is kinda pathetic, tho. But hey! Now I have something to add to food besides sugar, and also saved money, so, keep going, bruh 👊

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 2 роки тому

      that's sad

  • @Moonmedal
    @Moonmedal 2 роки тому +71

    Maann, I was going to subscribe but there was no kitty telling me to do it, what a pitty

  • @kamillakovago2488
    @kamillakovago2488 3 роки тому +26

    ahw this kinda hurts, shes actually really nice

  • @dyavolo8448
    @dyavolo8448 2 роки тому +76

    I didn't like Haley at first but since I'm a rational and not petty human being, I ignored her rude comments and tried being nice to her, and she ended up being my S TIER Stardew waifu

    • @ladybucket9798
      @ladybucket9798 2 роки тому +14

      yeah shes great. imo shes one of the very, very few characters in sdv who have somewhat of a character/character depth to them. most bachelor/ettes are as plain as white bread toast.

  • @MalaikaESC
    @MalaikaESC Рік тому +10

    15:08 "Don't really need those dandilions anymore" Sir, those are daffodils. 😂

  • @revanthreddy790
    @revanthreddy790 2 роки тому +73

    Well if you think this is dark you can actually go to the witch's hut, pay smm shi , make her forget her memories and then remarry her and then divorce her again lmao. If one has a kid and then mind washes, you can pay to turn the kids into 'doves' and then remarry her and have kids again and she would never know she once had kids w and they were turned into doves 💀💀💀

  • @DarthCalcium08
    @DarthCalcium08 3 роки тому +93

    Y does your character look like
    Caillou?

  • @fluffkitten
    @fluffkitten 3 роки тому +68

    I’m assuming I’m the only one who actually likes hailey

  • @starscaleember
    @starscaleember 2 роки тому +31

    me: *watching normally*
    him at 15:57 :
    me: ...i feel your pain

    • @carttwina
      @carttwina 2 роки тому

      Dude, I lost my multiplayer server’s first Prismatic Shard at the Stardew Valley Fair. And they hated me the rest of the time we played that server.

  • @jacobgraemoor5778
    @jacobgraemoor5778 3 роки тому +34

    marry and divorce Haley, then go for Emily.

    • @nathancook7979
      @nathancook7979 3 роки тому +1

      Then divorce Emily and shack up with Leah

  • @SourAsters
    @SourAsters 2 роки тому +32

    Pov DangerouslyFunny in every Stardew video:

  • @usn_f_455
    @usn_f_455 3 роки тому +85

    Me, a person married to Haley in their main farm: 🧍🏻‍♀️

    • @mariaaa3207
      @mariaaa3207 3 роки тому +6

      i'm in love with her😳

    • @SharkMommy3551
      @SharkMommy3551 3 роки тому +3

      I did too!

    • @ryuuisnothere
      @ryuuisnothere 3 роки тому +2

      i haven't married her yet but I do like her, I don't know why but it's very entertaining seeing people who hates her guts

    • @Nytalite
      @Nytalite 3 роки тому +2

      Me too!

    • @froggyslap
      @froggyslap 3 роки тому +3

      she pisses me off

  • @quazar7481
    @quazar7481 3 роки тому +23

    Amazing! He did it in only 23 minutes!

  • @caitlinfairchild2889
    @caitlinfairchild2889 2 роки тому +55

    Just got this recommended to me today. You do know that sunflower seeds are cheaper at Joja Mart, right? 150 per instead of 200. Could've saved a lot of money there and/or got more.

    • @Spice_Ricee
      @Spice_Ricee 2 роки тому +1

      Got recommended to you 8 hrs ago and this video was 8 months ago. Trippy

    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Spice_Riceeboth y'all a year ago for me rn so idk if that's more trippy or wut

  • @weightingramsss
    @weightingramsss 3 роки тому +14

    Boneless wings and a stardew video. What more could I ask for?

  • @Apsolon
    @Apsolon 2 роки тому +58

    Honestly Haley change is probably the most welcoming one. Most other just kinda stay the same or we just basically reinforce what they already are.

    • @lucienfortner841
      @lucienfortner841 2 роки тому +2

      Welcoming? Lmao she insults you nonstop when she isn't straight up ignoring you.

    • @Apsolon
      @Apsolon 2 роки тому +10

      @@lucienfortner841 Guess some people don't like it when people change for the better. I much prefer people that can do that, rather than the one that stay the same

    • @anothergg2692
      @anothergg2692 2 роки тому

      @@lucienfortner841 Exactly. I dont understand these people, they are just toxic

    • @anothergg2692
      @anothergg2692 2 роки тому +1

      I think the best change is Shane (which i dont like though but he changes more) or George (i know he isnt a couple option but he actually changes a lot)

    • @Apsolon
      @Apsolon 2 роки тому +3

      @@anothergg2692 Shane just went from being depressed because he can't find any purpose in life to find one. Although afterward, there wasn't much change with him beside going from being depressed to being positive. Honestly I feel like a crutch rather a partner when romancing him.
      Haley in my view changes the most because she went from hating the town, being to snobbish to liking it, start donating clothes and start a charity event, we didn't really help her with much nor do we have to indulge with her for favor, she feel more like a partner than the other to me.
      Spoiler:
      In fact during her 6 heart event if you still think that she is shallow and go for the I'll buy you a new one options, you actually lose friendship with her. Haley as a romance options is more of a you can't judge a book by it covers.

  • @drskelebone
    @drskelebone 3 роки тому +30

    My first game I had to rain totem in winter so I could get the pendant and marry before the end of year 2.
    I was not optimized.

  • @catharina4433
    @catharina4433 2 роки тому +30

    Haley had amazing character growth. She changed a lot. She is the best wife. After her its Abigail.

  • @Vednier
    @Vednier 2 роки тому +75

    I dont know why i'm watching this because i never marry anyone in game. Well, Penny is only option, just to get her out of trailer.

    • @goofycat676
      @goofycat676 2 роки тому +3

      I think you an upgrade the trailer

    • @Vednier
      @Vednier 2 роки тому +13

      @@goofycat676 Yes, but its quite long and expensive road to do that. Community upgrade for 500.000 is literally "i dont know where to spend money" option. And honestly i think Robin is ripping us off royally with such price.

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 Рік тому +1

      @@Vednier I mean, I can’t imagine building an entire house from the ground up is exactly cheap

    • @Vednier
      @Vednier Рік тому +1

      @@Rachel98246 Yes, and Robin later likes to point out how many work she put into house...
      This is reason why Stardew Walley is so unrealistic - if city is struggling so much how player archive success so easily? And why everyone is "barely make any money"?

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Рік тому

      I've had Krobus move in with me, but that's it

  • @CheezeGaming.
    @CheezeGaming. 2 роки тому +48

    She got Divorce-zoned 😂

  • @jennaevangelista9709
    @jennaevangelista9709 3 роки тому +38

    I love Leah too. I married her first.

  • @MJHazel
    @MJHazel 3 роки тому +60

    I would have subscribed if you adopted the cat and named it subscribe.

  • @flameofphoenix5998
    @flameofphoenix5998 3 роки тому +25

    Waligug is shedding his mortal shell and becoming Mumps

  • @guessilldie3601
    @guessilldie3601 2 роки тому +20

    22:46
    "Hihehehe"
    The most evil laugh I've ever heard!

    • @regentasy
      @regentasy 2 роки тому

      anime protag when he starts going crazy

  • @evek212
    @evek212 2 роки тому +29

    this is happening organically in my game rn. married haley bc pillow princess but ive discovered i really like emily so im gonna have a kid with each of them bc messed up family trees are ☺️☺️

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 Рік тому +2

      That’s funny, I went with Leah because _I_ wanted to be the pillow princess xD

  • @verticaldamin2404
    @verticaldamin2404 2 роки тому +30

    I got the game like a week ago, and one of the first people I met were Haley. Love at first sight..

  • @adorkable_being18
    @adorkable_being18 2 роки тому +62

    I married Haley… for real for real
    Didn’t even joke about it, I just married her

  • @hugs4773
    @hugs4773 2 роки тому +14

    I was planning to marry Abigail, but I didn’t want to divorce hailey because I hadn’t seen her last cutscene yet. The cakewalk was the moment I started reconsidering-

  • @sportyzmech2104
    @sportyzmech2104 2 роки тому +50

    I actually managed to marry her 1st of Fall year 1
    And I was just playing the game normally lmao

    • @staikan
      @staikan 2 роки тому +15

      simp instincts

  • @Solar-496
    @Solar-496 2 роки тому +42

    I don't really like Haley because she judges people based on appearances and superficial reasons. But regardless, the more you raise hearts with her the more she starts to be more open-minded. She's a person, too, but even it's hard for me to say that I'd give her respect.

  • @MedJedOfficial
    @MedJedOfficial 2 роки тому +30

    Turning children into doves and getting a divorce speedrun

  • @Vrile
    @Vrile 2 роки тому +78

    I was going to subscribe but you didn’t name the cat Subscribe

  • @mystictiara
    @mystictiara 3 роки тому +13

    the one dislike is probably haley

    • @kirahaynes4804
      @kirahaynes4804 3 роки тому +5

      The second one is hayley on Emily’s account

    • @jamesinator6607
      @jamesinator6607 3 роки тому +2

      +mistake the third is Haley on alex's account and the rest of the likes are all of stardew valley

  • @lonelyness170
    @lonelyness170 3 роки тому +30

    "the melons are ready"