Cancelling My Barista | Clark Jones | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Comedian Clark Jones jokes about having a racist barista, joining a ballet team, and the best music to listen to during a broke phase in his hilarious Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Clark Jones is a comedian and writer from Chicago. He lives in LA and has written for TV and appeared on Comedy Central and HBO.
Instagram: / clarklarewjones
TikTok: / clarklarewjones
Facebook: / theclarkjones
UA-cam: @clarklarewjones
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Clark Jones
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Lukas Day
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Narrative Loft in Santa Barbara, CA
“I said, ‘bitch’…” had me CRYING
I bet you he didn’t “stutter” when he said that 😭
😂😂😂😂
I cried too. Then I rewound to listen to it 2 more times lol.
i said... *looking around* "biiii....."
I just know we all said it with him😂
He asked “ who created gravity ?” 😂 I need whatever he drinking on. Lol
He hits that Hannibal cadence dead on sometimes.
"Fuck E=mc2 "😂😂😂
Yo for real, Einstein left his first wife to marry his cousin. He’s canceled 😂
@@RetiredRobot family first😂
@@arthurbwalya8006 lol family first, that’s good
5:34 That’s the sweetest “Bitch” I’ve ever heard anyone say 😂😂🤣
~ That’s his ballet roots showing … He’s a gentleman. 🙃
It truly is 😂
The Ludacris bit 😂😂😂
“You can’t fuck on top of nonfiction”
Right? 😅
Very original I'm suprised no one ever did came up with that joke! Lol
@@iSooFlyyI was 18 when that song came out and I spent a considerable amount of time trying to figure out how to make this idea happen. All my local libraries are too small and some have those giant mirrors that reflect on all the good hiding spots. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m in here dying 😂😂😂😂
The "sepia toned sadness" part sent me!🤣🤣🤣
Not a Grand Wizard! Hahaha! Solid Set
I was a wedding DJ and he is not lying about the songs lol!
This guy is original and has good jokes; love it!
"but they think you ain't having sex with anybody" hahaha
Crowdwork, spontaneous riffs, good jokes, I loved this set!
Loved the ballet joke flip. Reminded me of something that happened in highschool to me😅
Do tell...
@foy5051 lol i was a really art nerd kid in high school. Didnt have alot of friends ,so I wasn't invited to high school parties at all. Some point after high school someone i went to school with told me their was a rumor that i made puts with a dude at a party in high school. And i laughed...and said you know how thats fake? Someone invited me to a party. But i appreciated someone lied that i got invited 🙃
@@FFmaxxx damn... I'm happy for you🤝
Man, Clark is so damn good. Saw him open for Hannibal years ago and have been a fan ever since. Great set!
This shit had me laughing at 730am… under a roof out of the rain 😂
My introduction to Clark Jones. Hilarious!!! From start to finish.
~ The people have spoken. They brought the original music back. 💯
The streets talkin’ 😂
Man, this guy kept setting up jokes and defying my expectations witht he ending. Definitely a great set!
"sepia tone sadness" 😭
Lived in a uhaul 😂
DONT. TELL. COMEDY. Best follow ever. Clarkkk, this was excellent! Keep it up sir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Shout out to the production team, too clean!
That Ludacris joke was funny af 😂
Very clever and tailored jokes! Need to look up more of his sets.
LOL They brought back the old outro song!
They did, but they shortened it or changed the section that plays! We need the rest of that piano drop! lol
Had to leave a comment so i can come back and smoke to this later 😂
To be fair, I loved boxes as a kid
You can build a good fort
big fan of the jumpsuit
What a set! Need more of this dude!
Instant classic ✨! LOVEDDD it 🥰! A wonderful discovery as usual ❤
Definitely need more of Clark, absolutely hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 wedding song order is so true too. Crowd didn’t get the Luda joke enough
I spit my cereal out laughing. Rarely a comedian gets me to laugh so many times during their performance.😂
That shit was ludacris
started slow and built from there. Great 10 minutes.
Totally diggin' this guys comedy!
He's great! Greetings from Arg
This guy's going places! Much love!
no way
he for sure be swiping up on google maps
That Ludicris song sounds a lot like Dr. Seuss.
Was he propositioning Sam I Am?
He funny af
This was really great, looking forward to hearing more! Anyone else hear some similarities to Hannibal Buress in his delivery? LOVE IT
Love that Dollar Store bit!
Hell yeah Clark! This rules!
Shout out to my nigga Clarkkk
Super funny. Great set. Def worth watching
Clarkkk you're make me happy 😂 9:35
Dam I been closing the app on some ppl, stupid I never figured they doing it on me 💀
Solid set. Funny dude, lovely delivery, pace and jokes.
🤣🤣 this dude is so fuckin' funny!
I laughed out loud!😂
That's the pass for me!
Great set 💯
what a solid set man!
I don't care how many times I watch Clark, he's my funny happy place😂
Randomly found this channel and just love it. I'm hartd to please when it comes to comedy but you guys seem to find gems.
I ordered a Grande not a Grand Wizard Lmao!!!Classic😂😂😂
Awesome standup! ❤
Reminds me a little bit of Hannibal Burress...funny dude
Luda joke was hilarious made my morning
10:27 Clark is my funny bone and watch him night and day. More Clarkkk please😂
This was good 👍🏾
this is brilliant
Fkn absolutely killed!! 😂😂😂
Yo the Luda joke had me dead lmao awesome set man
Loved it!
Funny every single minute🔝
If you've been to a white wedding reception, you've heard it😂
bro is hilarious 😹
Im sure someome has made a stand up about this, but clan (used a c to avoid auto mod) ranks always crack me up. "Wizard," really? What are they a LARP group? 😂
Hey you guys got the original catchy outro back! Did the owner decide to chill out?
Great set 😂😂
I enjoyed the way he set up the Ludacris joke.
Great set
So good dog 🐕 keep it up
“Kick ball change” is a Jazz Dance step…. I’m straight, I promise.
😂😂😂 he’s good!
i laughed a lot!
responding for the algy, my man needs more exposure
Man I got those same shoes! Equalityyyy!
✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
The andriod hate is real 😂😂😂. Dude was pretty good definitely checking checking his stand up out
This was so good!
This dude is niiice I phux with him
Man this dude is gooood!
Save battery and go outside.
great advice
He was Gooddd 🥰👌🏾
Holy fuck this was so good
😂Grew Up The Oldest
Hilarious!
HILARIOUS!!!!! EVERY SINGLE JOKE WAS BARS
Can we talk about his definition of osmosis?? 😭
Very funny!
He’s doing Hannibal Burress. 🤔
?
I felt that
@@ripsey_muscle no hate, but every comic has to find their own voice. 🤷🏾♂️
That’s a great compliment. Hannibal’s a great comic and a friend, we’re from the same city. Much success to you
Love that he brought up xenophobia, this man is on point like a no.2 pencil ✏️ 👌
😂
End to end funny. My goodness.
Yes, another real comedian, so hard to find😅
I know I can’t be the only person who had to go and listen to fantasy to hear these lyrics
He’s not wrong about the dollar store though 🤣
Clarkkk
Isaac newton invested in slave shipping companies and lost all of it, i think i heard about it in the assent of money documentary on here on youtube.
Funny asf😂😂