The Sticks - Sans Beanstalk
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- Опубліковано 20 кві 2024
- Firstly, RIP my guy Cheddar.
The countryside is weird. I reckon we might be the only country in the world whereby, no matter where you live within it, you're always around 45 minutes away from some strange annual ritual where everyone gets together to eat lukewarm burgers while attempting to whack a toy rat through a bit of plastic drainpipe to raise money for the air ambulance.
Yeah there's always gonna be kids convinced that actually they live in an alternate series of Top Boy (one with a big white tent dishing out lemon cake in May), and retired jobsworths looking to police the place via facebook, and one farmer literally everyone hates for village-admin reasons - but fair play it makes a change.
Scarecrow festival season soon, the world's getting a bit jollier, lemme know the weird annual event that takes place in your village
@sansbeanstalk on IG and TT
This man has lived a 1000 life's but all of them happened in engand between 2010-24 lmao
😂😂😂
@@loosesurfer LIVES
How’s life as a greengrocer?
@@CubeCF 🤣
lol
No one is able to summarise British culture better then the beanstalk
True words
He's the Charles Dickens of 21st century Normal Island.
When this channel has 500k+ subs we’re all gonna be OG subscribers 💯🫡
Seems unable to make fun of anyone who's working class in a big city, or anything immigration related, ya know, the most talked about things in politics and such.
@@loolfactoriehe doesnt have to be political or talk about things you want, you get what he uploads for you
“Whack up the bunting,
Celebrate something,
I don’t know,
Maybe the king had a dumpling”
Fucking quality verse
real
This has been better rural representation than the parish council could ever have dream of
another banger
sent from Aleds ipad
Mate Eurovision 2025, this is your Stalingrad.
I’m not making a joke when I say this, but you are England’s Bob Dylan.
You are genuinely a once in a generation talent that is unmatched in your ability to document and comment on culture
Did not have Beanstalk describing my life to date on the bingo card today. Even mentioned Yeovil! 😂
Yeovil's biggest achievement to date
The Yeovil cameo caught me off guard
no one is safe from the beanstalk man
Big ups handforth parish.
That council video was wild
That Aled has a UA-cam channel
BABE NEW BEANSTALK JUST DROPPED. THIS ONES ABOUT US!
im being serious this is genuine talent mate all your tunes are so accurate
That's it, think we might have got every bit of Britain Beanstalked now
Needs to do the Lentil Belt in Sheffield... That reminds me, there's a community market today in Hipsterville... I mean, Sharrowvale.
I feel like my hometown is being personally attacked.
Every song is perfection.
In my home town of Abingdon there's a tradition to mark royal events. Town councillors in full ceremonial robes climb to the top of the museum and chuck hot cross buns on the great unwashed masses thronging below.
Almost as fun as getting headbutted on the Saxton Road.
Watching the kids getting domed by a hot cross bun travelling 80% the speed of light makes my heart swell with English pride.
"About a thousand 14 year olds just absolutely battered." As someone who lives next to Blackpool and has witnessed the young farmers weekend first hand multiple times... this hits close to home.
Like a perverts dream
Finally, a beanstalk song for the part of the UK where I live!
*sobs in rural poverty & existential dread at living in the English countryside*
Shout out to the guy who I played post scriptum/ Squad 44 with and we bonded over Sans Beanstalk- love you bro
Young farmers is in walkabout and Yates’s in Blackpool Friday 3rd to Sunday 5th of May 2024 If anyone is going
Pop to the local shop and they've still got a taz in stock is an outrageously accurate bit of observation 😂
i'm from the usa but have lived in the uk since september and am deeply disturbed by the fact that i understood all of this
Every time I come back to see a new Beanstalk banger, I hope to see the subscription figures doubled, but sadly we're still in the inb4 crowd.
Memeulous recommended this channel and I am not disappointed
About to move from the sticks (Yorkshire Dales) to suburbia on the continent. This will go in my scrapbook of memories.
Impressive knowledge of rural life in Rishi's Britain.
This is harrowingly accurate. I'm getting flashbacks from my last five hour drive to North Devon.
Your accuracy to every category of brit is powerful
Big wang gang pullin thru 🗣️🔥
"Don't want anyone thinking you're a fox... Or a scent apparently..."
Yes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 big up the sabs
if sabs think they are doing the right thing why do they hide their faces?
Recently trekked through the countryside after living in London my whole life and yeah, most of this seems true. Most of the people were very nice though, even though every piece of land had barbed wire around it meaning I sometimes had to walk down one way roads with no pathway
Honey, I finally found our wedding song...
I would legitimately see these played live in like a dj set or something with a screen behind
Love the small towns. British eccentricity at it's finest.
Absolute bars 🔥🔥🔥
As a Devonian I've never felt so recognised.
He's done it again, too good
"Closed down Esso" hit me hard
the horrors i faced moving down to rural suffolk from the glorious north for a year
i wanted to text babe about new beanstalk but i only get mobile signal 2 times a week out here. big up the garthmyl massive
"Hideaway a bridleway"
New best rhyme, until the next release
Hilarious mate, thank you for the chuckles 😅
You have no authority here Sans Beanstalk, no authority at all.
Please keep making content, these are amazing
To the smallest detail he’s always spot on 🎯 😂
Wake up baby new scathing observation on British life just dropped
Falling asleep to Foyles War and waking up to Alan Titchmarsh - I feel personally attacked and I'm not even a Boomer.
New orange gaffs tho, yes please right away. Got me.
Deanoboxes are everywhere
@@rorz999loaded farmers need to spend their money somehow, buy em up and rent them out for extortionate rates and pretend your voting for them for the “local kids”.
Everyone’s packing round yur…
Not lived in the uk for nearly 20 years. Crazy I can still relate to the stuff in these videos.
I feel personally attacked
Incredibly accurate, and i can say that with certainty because the house i grew up in pops up at 1:09
The caravan?
"Has anyone got a link for Ketamine but in Marlborough" fucking hell i was having a pint of eldeflower cider in The Royal Oak only yesterday
Please keep making these ❤
"Love, new Sans Beanstalk dropped"
"Welcome to honeydew valley, where the kids all smoke and are wearing a bally" is actually hard 😂
another banger, he just gets modern British culture
another banger - this and suburban town just summarise where we live completely 😭 enjoying a high street full of takeaways, barbers and discount stores that shut at 7pm while also in a mobile dead zone and everyone seems to know everyone else 👍tbf the b&m is bangin tho
Its hard to believe it but I got here by a stromae song. You gotta love youtube recommendation after videos
I am here from George Memeulous
This might be your best to date. Sensational.
"MILFs active in Little Mouseton" got me
As ever spot on social commentary and every word the truth. 😮
Amazing, you've nailed it once again
Another banger from mr beanstalk thank you ❤
This & the Waitrose Wobbler describe my life perfectly. 😂
The Australian version would be very different but the same. They're building stuff without even ASKING council. Might be guilty of that myself tbh.
Bro described east anglia and dipped
And North Yorkshire
how do you know about every different part of england with such accuracy?🤣🤣
As a countryboy, this is amazing
WOODLOUSE!!! Genius mate 👏
Those young farmers always causing trouble in Blackpool
played this for my nan she's dead now thanks
class editing
I like it when these new ones drop on my feed 😎. The photos are as genius ss thr lyrics 🙌🏻
been waiting for this one
Another banger keep it up
Britan in bloom 05 still gloatin 👌
Best kept village 6 years runnin
Algorithm put this on my feed, literally one of the first few houses is one we JUST bought, I swear we shat ourselves, like WHY IS OUR HOUSE ON THERE 😂😂
Might be missing the stalk, but you sure always bring the beans.
The stardawg harvest will be bountiful
Perfection as always
Gonna need a transcript of all these for my child’s dissertation one day
These are incredible
You never miss. Sensational.
Any day with a Sans Beanstalk upload is a great day🤘
The goat strikes again keeping me going in exam season brother
Recently moved from London to Cheltenham and this is spot on.
Definitely saw an ad for young farmers in Blackpool and made it into a whole song
This mans understanding of the human social structure and music creation is unparalleled
Great work
You hit it on the head with this one 😂 amazing
marlborough mentioned
Someone get this guy to be one of the options you can put your blue tokens at tesco towards he deserves it more than Marie Curie and the local art centre
this is a banger i live in cornwall thankyou sans beanstalk
another banger , cant wait for the summer anthems !
one of your best!
It's the disinterested bantz adlibs at the end that get me
The taz bar nostalgia is almost overwhelming 😂
Came from the memeulous shoutout
gotta be the most brittish thing ive ever seen
Listening to this on Spotify , get this song on UA-cam
Welcome to Norfolk: The Song.