"ahh home sweet home" thinks Mike as he opens his door and scrambles over his fridge. First shimmying between the bed and washing machine, down his pointless corridor to water his plant before relaxing in his single chair in the centre of a featureless room facing away from the door and windows
I love that Andy's reaction to Mike playing Two Point Hospital, is almost identical to Andy's reaction to Mike playing Hitman. Just continuous variations on "What? No, you're doing it wrong!"
After all these years, I'm still impressed that Mike has the unique ability to fundamentally break the mechanics and intention of even the most innocuous game.
As someone who has worked as a doc in the NHS for over 10 years, this seems to be as well designed a hospital as I have ever worked in! Good work Mike! XD
Andy: Might want to build a research thing after that. Mike: Yeah, let's just preempt that. Why not?...WOW, it's expensive! No, I'm cancelling it, I'm making a cafe instead. Absent Jane: *sad scientist noises*
I love how mike was so reluctant to put more than one radiator in the entire hospital, but didn't hesitate a second to put one feet away from the arcade cabinet
The moment where you finally realized that your patients were leaving, cold, bored and upset, after over half a year in your hospital just standing around and queuing for the toilets was priceless.
Mike: Maybe I should hire another Doctor? Andy: We have no money! Mike: Oh yeah... All of a sudden Dob's skills as Oxventurer treasurer aren't looking so bad...
19:20 Mike: Well, we failed, but they're still alive! So everyone with Night Fever is good at stayin' alive, stayin' alive? Ah, ah, ah ahh, stayin' alive?
Paramedic: We're taking you to the state of the art Mike Hospital Me: Errrrm, I'm fine Paramedic: Sir, your limbs have come off and your blood is outside of your body Me: I SAID I'M FINE
"That is the most depressing staff-room I've ever seen." Well, Andy, you've obviously never seen ours. I literally cannot stretch out my arms in any direction without hitting a wall and I'm 4'10". Glad someone else shares my pain. (: You monsters.
me: *knows the hurrendusly long waiting times that can occur a bit later down the line in the game* mike: im going to anticipate long waiting times so im gonna put 3 benches down me: you mad genius! without even knowing!
Considering how Mike wants to deal with his patients, namely killing them, he may be running the hospital on Jane's Tropico island under her brutal regime
Alright, Andy, enough backseat hospital designing; next video it's your turn, and you can amaze us all with your lack of ghost/plant corridors ;P (Genuinely though, I would love to see the results of both Andy and Jane taking a turn at the controls of this chaos.)
Super excited this is out on Console! I bought it on Steam a while back only to find out that my computer can't run it because the hardware inside is all like 13 years old, LOL.
To be fair to Mike and the radiator in the bathroom thing, being cold does make you have to pee. It's your kidneys pulling excess fluids from your body to help conserve heat.
Great video, guys! Enjoyed it alot. Now I'll just stare at some symmetrical pictures for an hour or two, just to try and forget the raw chaos that transpired.
While I can say nothing about the accuracy of hospital management, trying to Tetris rooms and shifting stuff around so you can get your 3x3 office is exactly how construction engineering works.
Mike in charge of an hospital. I mean, yeah, why not, what could possibly go wrong? I feel like Merilwen's Meatgrinder is gonna lose its place on the podium
This you preparing for the future of medicine in England?!? *_Laughs (cries, hopes?) in Scottish independence_* Also watching gameplay using a controller nearly made me need a trip to the hospital!
I have watched this half a dozen times in the week since it was uploaded because it is comedy gold. Also, I pledge to open an all new Mike Channell Memorial hospital on February 25th
4:24 Now you're thinking... with pretzels! 10:19 (especially 10:45) It's a radiartor! (If you made a gallery of radiator art, and put it in a hospital, would it be a radiartory?) 36:10 "Now, stick out your tungsten and say 'Ahhh...'" 37:51 I wonder if he's in here because he feels funny.
“Mike infuriates Andy for 45 minutes” is my favourite genre of Oxbox video
"ahh home sweet home" thinks Mike as he opens his door and scrambles over his fridge. First shimmying between the bed and washing machine, down his pointless corridor to water his plant before relaxing in his single chair in the centre of a featureless room facing away from the door and windows
Yeah but he is getting fed up with both stubbing and burning his toes on radiator right in the middle attached to nothing
How worryingly accurate.
Hahahaha!
WHAT! Where are the explosives and red barrels!? Hmm...... I suspect there is a crater outside.
@@kerryelvin9535 He's waiting for the guy to come and deliver them.
Best Part at 30:45,
Mike: "Don't worry, we're making money!"
Narrator: "They were not making any money."
Andy’s therapist: let’s go back to the start of when your troubles began.
Andy: Horrible waste of space
Andy: the long corridor
I felt Andy's uncontrollable rage about Mike designing rooms sloppily in my soul lol. The desks. Need. To be. In order!
For anyone wondering, it took until 2:56 for Andy to sound like he was in physical pain at one of Mike’s design choices.
I love that Andy's reaction to Mike playing Two Point Hospital, is almost identical to Andy's reaction to Mike playing Hitman. Just continuous variations on "What? No, you're doing it wrong!"
A single sofa is more than enough for a staff room. You only gave Ellen and Luke a single sofa and that was enough for them to start a UA-cam channel.
Mister The Geoff I remember the days when you needed a couch, a shelf, and a kitchen before you could even start a channel. We’ve come so far.
@@Zombiesatemydarling aww throwback
After all these years, I'm still impressed that Mike has the unique ability to fundamentally break the mechanics and intention of even the most innocuous game.
You need to visit Graystillplays, you'll be experiencing a whole new level of reality =^•~•^=
"You're a diagnosis machine" is my new favourite insult.
As someone who has worked as a doc in the NHS for over 10 years, this seems to be as well designed a hospital as I have ever worked in! Good work Mike! XD
When you boot a nice simulation game and end up playing a survival horror
My God is this Graystillplays? Or has Jane been brainwashing Mike?
33:23...
Andy: Might want to build a research thing after that.
Mike: Yeah, let's just preempt that. Why not?...WOW, it's expensive! No, I'm cancelling it, I'm making a cafe instead.
Absent Jane: *sad scientist noises*
Mike: It looks chaotic but we're making money
*money count immediatly goes from $11,600 to $-4,000
"everyone's being menaced by ghosts and there are clowns everywhere" is, I think, my favorite quote ever
Mike's Two point hospital
point 1: Annoy Andy
point 2: Panic
Last time I saw Mike "taking care" of an hospital was in Hitman. He had pretty much the same results so at least he's consistent.
Andy and Mike: "It's all about Profit!!!"
45 minutes later: less than 5k of their original 200k left
NHS at it's finest.
Yep, that sounds pretty Mike.
@@usbiv223 he seems to always forget about his money issues like every other 5 minutes, it's really quite amazing...
I love how mike was so reluctant to put more than one radiator in the entire hospital, but didn't hesitate a second to put one feet away from the arcade cabinet
My boyfriend actually ran out of the room screaming because he couldn't stand watching Mike play anymore 🤣
Smart man...He'll be one of the lucky few who survive the Miikepocalypse...
Mike: "Cure disco fever? Sure I'll accept, why not?"
My boyfriend: "BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PSYCHIATRISTS!!!"
Mission Accomplished ? :P
For me that moment came at 29:21...
The moment where you finally realized that your patients were leaving, cold, bored and upset, after over half a year in your hospital just standing around and queuing for the toilets was priceless.
Mike? Hospital?
Oh no.
In summary:
Andy: "Why would you do that?"
Mike: "Wisdom -1"
Mike: Maybe I should hire another Doctor?
Andy: We have no money!
Mike: Oh yeah...
All of a sudden Dob's skills as Oxventurer treasurer aren't looking so bad...
19:20 Mike: Well, we failed, but they're still alive!
So everyone with Night Fever is good at stayin' alive, stayin' alive? Ah, ah, ah ahh, stayin' alive?
21:01 The CEO guy just vomited in the middle of the cafe.
Good eye lol
Paramedic: We're taking you to the state of the art Mike Hospital
Me: Errrrm, I'm fine
Paramedic: Sir, your limbs have come off and your blood is outside of your body
Me: I SAID I'M FINE
Just as I'm reading this... 39:02...
I can hear the pain in Andy's voice as Mike throws caution to the wind in building the least functioning hospital possible.
Andy's "Okay, good" to the Mike Channel Memorial Wing made me laugh harder than I was expecting. "You're gonna die? Okay, good." 🤣
Mike's random dead-end 💀 corridors are really irking Andy, and I love it!
37:02 Literally a dead end.
"That is the most depressing staff-room I've ever seen." Well, Andy, you've obviously never seen ours. I literally cannot stretch out my arms in any direction without hitting a wall and I'm 4'10". Glad someone else shares my pain. (: You monsters.
"Quick, cure all these guys!" getting Patient Zero Flashbacks? I hear Screwdrivers are good to cure pretty much anything :D
34:07 Mike even ordered a hit on his unhappy patient
Mike, your interior design makes my soul cry.
me: *knows the hurrendusly long waiting times that can occur a bit later down the line in the game*
mike: im going to anticipate long waiting times so im gonna put 3 benches down
me: you mad genius! without even knowing!
The one thing he did right. Shame it didn't have to do with curing diseases.
He's definitely mad. 😉
Considering how Mike wants to deal with his patients, namely killing them, he may be running the hospital on Jane's Tropico island under her brutal regime
It’s nice to see the American health care system is so easily replicated. “Keep em sick keep em coming back”
* Remembers how oxbox played Cities Skylines*
I don't hold up much hope for these patients.
This is Dr Andy's horratorium
With Mike's grill next door
@@Captain_Yesterday yes, "grill..," yes...
Alright, Andy, enough backseat hospital designing; next video it's your turn, and you can amaze us all with your lack of ghost/plant corridors ;P (Genuinely though, I would love to see the results of both Andy and Jane taking a turn at the controls of this chaos.)
So I assume this is Dr. Andy's Horrortorium and Mike's Grill mixed together?
Based on the number of long dead-end corridors in this hospital, I'm now convinced Mike was the one who built the last doctor's office I was in.
Andy is so critical of Mike's building skills. I for one will be all for him decorating Andy's house.
Watching this was a) an absolute nightmare, and b) somehow still better than dealing with healthcare in America.
Watching Mike play this is actively painful. 10/10 video.
Dee Lite?
Cons: Hangry, Unhygenic, Eats pasts disgracefully.
Pros: Groove is in his heart.
‘Gregory Mouse’ gotta love a house reference
In three minutes: The reception desk is off center from the door and the desks are not aligned. Not sure I can stand to watch this.
Mike making a strong bid to be the next Health Minister there.
"We need to train a doctor to save these people!"
"Yeah, yeah, in a minute..."
Customer complains. Mike "can I have them killed?" So begins 47's easiest contract yet, just some ill guy.
The wonderful Mike and Andy juxtaposition is always entertaining to watch.
Mike's strategy for curing patients: "Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor"
I'm loving the clash between chaos and order in Mike and Andy's personalities. Seems like Andy's order is losing, though. Haha
Probably because Mike is the one actually playing the game, so he can just do things, while Andy needs to convince Mike to do things.
@@mcedeias7788 You never know when Mike would suddenly listen to Andy. I was hopeful.
@@mcedeias7788 seems oddly much like human nature itself, at least when it comes to personality development and decision-making processes...
I really enjoy that the gp's need a position that establishes dominance.
With care of course, it is a hospital
A teaching room for the "Naughty doctors"! Is this a game for making a bawdy 1970s hospital like in Carry on Nurse?
"Oh my God a clown!" "Oh..No!!" That's probably the right reaction.
This is a fantastic sequel to the power house that was Theme Hospital, poor Bullfrog, once again a great Developer that was lost to the ages
Waiting a year to be treated and never get to it in the end ... so relatable ... so real ... way to real even.
This whole video is Mike torturing Andy with bad layout design choices
Would love to see Andy's hospital. Orderly, and operating smooth as butter. Also it might have a less corridor-y floor plan...
Super excited this is out on Console! I bought it on Steam a while back only to find out that my computer can't run it because the hardware inside is all like 13 years old, LOL.
The 'Mike creates chaos while Andy tears his hair out next to him' genre of videos is my favourite.
i like this gameplay with the added ASMR component of listening to andy, with his head in his hands, trying desperately to help mike out.
To be fair to Mike and the radiator in the bathroom thing, being cold does make you have to pee. It's your kidneys pulling excess fluids from your body to help conserve heat.
Medically, it's called cold diuresis!
Great video, guys! Enjoyed it alot. Now I'll just stare at some symmetrical pictures for an hour or two, just to try and forget the raw chaos that transpired.
While I can say nothing about the accuracy of hospital management, trying to Tetris rooms and shifting stuff around so you can get your 3x3 office is exactly how construction engineering works.
Excellent promo for the game, I'm now so infuriated by Mike's terrible hospital planning that I have a NEED to play and do better
"Everyone's cold."
Me: *cries in Midwest, US*
Me: Cries in 30 degree F Montana.
@@cthulhufhtagn2483 further south, 3° at 7am, with a high of 15°F
@@toymachine4253 Yikes. That's too cold.
Me: Laughs in 65° F
The first five minutes is the most accurate representation of healthcare clinics I've ever seen.
Andy: "I mean you need a doctor. This person is ill."
Mike: "Well Im busy. Tell him that Im busy."
I think that I can suspect where this is going.
So... Is this Dr Andy's Horrortorium from that City Skylines video?
I'm starting to believe Mike is actually the physical embodiment of Chaos
Mike in charge of an hospital. I mean, yeah, why not, what could possibly go wrong? I feel like Merilwen's Meatgrinder is gonna lose its place on the podium
"DOCTOR KEVORKIAN AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME" - Mike's interior monologue
No, never
@@chrisbuttonshaw2088 Me: every OMG meme ever
Anyone else watch this like 5 times today?
Can we get a livestream of this?!?!
I'm fairly sure I've worked in this hospital. And met Hospital managers like Mike (but thankfully never worked for them)
Good lord, my organisation-loving brain weeps with you Andy!
The hospital's first fatality was Andy's OCD as Mike made the layout more and more inefficient.
This you preparing for the future of medicine in England?!?
*_Laughs (cries, hopes?) in Scottish independence_*
Also watching gameplay using a controller nearly made me need a trip to the hospital!
He seens to have taken inspiration from the US healthcare industry.
*cries in chronic health problems*
Andy: Did you cure all those guys with Saturday Night Fever?
Mike: Oh yeah, they're all fine!
They weren't fine. At all.
Extrapolating Mike's playstyle to his real life I have one question: how is he still alive and well?!
I yelled, “HIRE MORE NURSES!!” so many times, I was so physically uncomfortable but I kept watching....
I almost screamed at the screen every time they complained some room or machine wasn't being used because they hadn't thought to staff it.
I have watched this half a dozen times in the week since it was uploaded because it is comedy gold.
Also, I pledge to open an all new Mike Channell Memorial hospital on February 25th
We definitely need more of Two Point Hospital, absolutely love the long vacant corridor of ghosts. Want more!
Mike has SUCH chaotic energy this is so stressful.
I love all of Andy’s harsh commentary and Mike just completely ignoring all of it and making more corridors.
This gave me more anxiety than a trip to an actual hospital. Good job, I guess?
This whole video is basically just Mike trolling people with OCD tendencies.
I like how the emergency patients have the little siren lights above them like Theme Hospital.
This was as chaotic as Mike trying to be a bus driver.
And I agree with Andy, the inefficient use of space was causing physical pain.
A hospital filled with clowns, ghosts, and pointless corridors. It's a survival horror game waiting to happen. I love it. XD
Clowns. Ghosts in the hallways. Dead bodies everywhere. Seems about right for a Mike playthrough.
4:24 Now you're thinking... with pretzels!
10:19 (especially 10:45) It's a radiartor! (If you made a gallery of radiator art, and put it in a hospital, would it be a radiartory?)
36:10 "Now, stick out your tungsten and say 'Ahhh...'"
37:51 I wonder if he's in here because he feels funny.
There may be ghosts floating around but the real horror here is the money managment
'$8,000. We're rolling in it!' * cuts to being in debt of $4,000 *
That went exactly as well as expected.
28:00 That's true Mike, its called cold diuresis.
On re-watch, I noticed the receptionist falls asleep right after she is hired. [2:00]
This is so painful to watch, I love it
Love this game on PC! Glad to see you guys giving it some love
Wow, this is so close to how real hospitals work its scary.
Staff and patients are freezing.
Put in an arcade.
"Come, patients. Let us all bask in video games' warm glowing warming glow."