Two Point Hospital Xbox One Gameplay: MIKE'S HAUNTED HOSPITAL! (Let's Play Two Point Hospital)

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  • Two Point Hospital puts you in charge of your own healthcare facility and lets you run it as you see fit, as a benevolent healer who takes care of their patients, or a ruthless business tycoon who'll squeeze the sick for every last penny they have. Which path will Mike choose? How did all these clowns get in here? Can everyone stop dying for 10 seconds? Find out in this Two Point Hospital Xbox One gameplay, and subscribe for more gameplay videos.
    Two Point Hospital is out now on PC and on release date 25 February 2020 on PS4, Nintendo Switch and Xbox One.
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  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 4 роки тому +367

    "ahh home sweet home" thinks Mike as he opens his door and scrambles over his fridge. First shimmying between the bed and washing machine, down his pointless corridor to water his plant before relaxing in his single chair in the centre of a featureless room facing away from the door and windows

    • @lets_rock_and_ride5943
      @lets_rock_and_ride5943 4 роки тому +39

      Yeah but he is getting fed up with both stubbing and burning his toes on radiator right in the middle attached to nothing

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +16

      How worryingly accurate.

    • @gamespectra8752
      @gamespectra8752 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha!

    • @kerryelvin9535
      @kerryelvin9535 4 роки тому +10

      WHAT! Where are the explosives and red barrels!? Hmm...... I suspect there is a crater outside.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +5

      @@kerryelvin9535 He's waiting for the guy to come and deliver them.

  • @f4rr3r
    @f4rr3r 4 роки тому +206

    “Mike infuriates Andy for 45 minutes” is my favourite genre of Oxbox video

  • @TrafficJamByCam
    @TrafficJamByCam 4 роки тому +161

    Best Part at 30:45,
    Mike: "Don't worry, we're making money!"
    Narrator: "They were not making any money."

  • @freyjathehealer5559
    @freyjathehealer5559 4 роки тому +94

    Andy’s therapist: let’s go back to the start of when your troubles began.
    Andy: Horrible waste of space
    Andy: the long corridor

  • @timothywellins1924
    @timothywellins1924 4 роки тому +70

    I felt Andy's uncontrollable rage about Mike designing rooms sloppily in my soul lol. The desks. Need. To be. In order!

  • @clairet-rex
    @clairet-rex 4 роки тому +39

    For anyone wondering, it took until 2:56 for Andy to sound like he was in physical pain at one of Mike’s design choices.

  • @JWest8606
    @JWest8606 4 роки тому +12

    I love that Andy's reaction to Mike playing Two Point Hospital, is almost identical to Andy's reaction to Mike playing Hitman. Just continuous variations on "What? No, you're doing it wrong!"

  • @haouleo
    @haouleo 4 роки тому +50

    Mike: It looks chaotic but we're making money
    *money count immediatly goes from $11,600 to $-4,000

  • @jheckie14
    @jheckie14 4 роки тому +109

    When you boot a nice simulation game and end up playing a survival horror

  • @misterthegeoff9767
    @misterthegeoff9767 4 роки тому +197

    A single sofa is more than enough for a staff room. You only gave Ellen and Luke a single sofa and that was enough for them to start a UA-cam channel.

    • @Zombiesatemydarling
      @Zombiesatemydarling 4 роки тому +23

      Mister The Geoff I remember the days when you needed a couch, a shelf, and a kitchen before you could even start a channel. We’ve come so far.

    • @polkarrty
      @polkarrty 4 роки тому +9

      @@Zombiesatemydarling aww throwback

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +125

    Andy: Might want to build a research thing after that.
    Mike: Yeah, let's just preempt that. Why not?...WOW, it's expensive! No, I'm cancelling it, I'm making a cafe instead.
    Absent Jane: *sad scientist noises*

  • @masonbritt8308
    @masonbritt8308 4 роки тому +102

    "everyone's being menaced by ghosts and there are clowns everywhere" is, I think, my favorite quote ever

  • @pascalalieller
    @pascalalieller 4 роки тому +107

    Andy and Mike: "It's all about Profit!!!"
    45 minutes later: less than 5k of their original 200k left

    • @callumdonington2227
      @callumdonington2227 4 роки тому +7

      NHS at it's finest.

    • @usbiv223
      @usbiv223 4 роки тому +4

      Yep, that sounds pretty Mike.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 роки тому +2

      @@usbiv223 he seems to always forget about his money issues like every other 5 minutes, it's really quite amazing...

  • @Cooperma426
    @Cooperma426 4 роки тому +17

    After all these years, I'm still impressed that Mike has the unique ability to fundamentally break the mechanics and intention of even the most innocuous game.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 роки тому

      You need to visit Graystillplays, you'll be experiencing a whole new level of reality =^•~•^=

  • @Icam_here
    @Icam_here 4 роки тому +34

    Mike's Two point hospital
    point 1: Annoy Andy
    point 2: Panic

  • @dmck3677
    @dmck3677 4 роки тому +40

    As someone who has worked as a doc in the NHS for over 10 years, this seems to be as well designed a hospital as I have ever worked in! Good work Mike! XD

  • @varunchaturvedi2581
    @varunchaturvedi2581 4 роки тому +47

    "You're a diagnosis machine" is my new favourite insult.

  • @bwalker77
    @bwalker77 4 роки тому +19

    Last time I saw Mike "taking care" of an hospital was in Hitman. He had pretty much the same results so at least he's consistent.

  • @gamehunter88
    @gamehunter88 4 роки тому +30

    I love how mike was so reluctant to put more than one radiator in the entire hospital, but didn't hesitate a second to put one feet away from the arcade cabinet

  • @peterbrown3781
    @peterbrown3781 4 роки тому +49

    19:20 Mike: Well, we failed, but they're still alive!
    So everyone with Night Fever is good at stayin' alive, stayin' alive? Ah, ah, ah ahh, stayin' alive?

  • @973daydreamer
    @973daydreamer 4 роки тому +86

    My boyfriend actually ran out of the room screaming because he couldn't stand watching Mike play anymore 🤣

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +19

      Smart man...He'll be one of the lucky few who survive the Miikepocalypse...

    • @973daydreamer
      @973daydreamer 4 роки тому +34

      Mike: "Cure disco fever? Sure I'll accept, why not?"
      My boyfriend: "BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PSYCHIATRISTS!!!"

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 4 роки тому +3

      Mission Accomplished ? :P

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 роки тому +2

      For me that moment came at 29:21...

  • @ry-gon-jinn6297
    @ry-gon-jinn6297 4 роки тому +30

    In summary:
    Andy: "Why would you do that?"
    Mike: "Wisdom -1"

  • @umb0g025
    @umb0g025 4 роки тому +15

    Mike: Maybe I should hire another Doctor?
    Andy: We have no money!
    Mike: Oh yeah...
    All of a sudden Dob's skills as Oxventurer treasurer aren't looking so bad...

  • @killbill32167
    @killbill32167 4 роки тому +34

    21:01 The CEO guy just vomited in the middle of the cafe.

  • @whoneedstosleep
    @whoneedstosleep 4 роки тому +27

    Andy's "Okay, good" to the Mike Channel Memorial Wing made me laugh harder than I was expecting. "You're gonna die? Okay, good." 🤣

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +59

    Mike? Hospital?
    Oh no.

  • @flusendieb6833
    @flusendieb6833 4 роки тому +56

    "Quick, cure all these guys!" getting Patient Zero Flashbacks? I hear Screwdrivers are good to cure pretty much anything :D

    • @bowlofpasta8846
      @bowlofpasta8846 4 роки тому +2

      34:07 Mike even ordered a hit on his unhappy patient

  • @secretsecret3988
    @secretsecret3988 4 роки тому +14

    The moment where you finally realized that your patients were leaving, cold, bored and upset, after over half a year in your hospital just standing around and queuing for the toilets was priceless.

  • @Thepoke869
    @Thepoke869 4 роки тому +15

    I can hear the pain in Andy's voice as Mike throws caution to the wind in building the least functioning hospital possible.

  • @TekMerc
    @TekMerc 4 роки тому +69

    * Remembers how oxbox played Cities Skylines*
    I don't hold up much hope for these patients.

  • @speculativemusings3593
    @speculativemusings3593 4 роки тому +26

    Mike's random dead-end 💀 corridors are really irking Andy, and I love it!

  • @dr.chungusphd108
    @dr.chungusphd108 4 роки тому +46

    It’s nice to see the American health care system is so easily replicated. “Keep em sick keep em coming back”

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 4 роки тому +44

    me: *knows the hurrendusly long waiting times that can occur a bit later down the line in the game*
    mike: im going to anticipate long waiting times so im gonna put 3 benches down
    me: you mad genius! without even knowing!

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +9

      The one thing he did right. Shame it didn't have to do with curing diseases.

    • @Paldasan
      @Paldasan 4 роки тому +3

      He's definitely mad. 😉

  • @bodhranmullan765
    @bodhranmullan765 4 роки тому +29

    "That is the most depressing staff-room I've ever seen." Well, Andy, you've obviously never seen ours. I literally cannot stretch out my arms in any direction without hitting a wall and I'm 4'10". Glad someone else shares my pain. (: You monsters.

  • @H2whoaMusic
    @H2whoaMusic 4 роки тому +34

    Paramedic: We're taking you to the state of the art Mike Hospital
    Me: Errrrm, I'm fine
    Paramedic: Sir, your limbs have come off and your blood is outside of your body
    Me: I SAID I'M FINE

  • @varunchaturvedi2581
    @varunchaturvedi2581 4 роки тому +32

    So I assume this is Dr. Andy's Horrortorium and Mike's Grill mixed together?

  • @mattgardiner744
    @mattgardiner744 4 роки тому +11

    Considering how Mike wants to deal with his patients, namely killing them, he may be running the hospital on Jane's Tropico island under her brutal regime

  • @GrannyTerror
    @GrannyTerror 4 роки тому +9

    Mike, your interior design makes my soul cry.

  • @skydancersolaris6197
    @skydancersolaris6197 4 роки тому +20

    Alright, Andy, enough backseat hospital designing; next video it's your turn, and you can amaze us all with your lack of ghost/plant corridors ;P (Genuinely though, I would love to see the results of both Andy and Jane taking a turn at the controls of this chaos.)

  • @CthulianDreams
    @CthulianDreams 4 роки тому +26

    Watching this was a) an absolute nightmare, and b) somehow still better than dealing with healthcare in America.

  • @annikabrock90
    @annikabrock90 4 роки тому +9

    Based on the number of long dead-end corridors in this hospital, I'm now convinced Mike was the one who built the last doctor's office I was in.

  • @Zombiesatemydarling
    @Zombiesatemydarling 4 роки тому +17

    In three minutes: The reception desk is off center from the door and the desks are not aligned. Not sure I can stand to watch this.

  • @tomtitherington
    @tomtitherington 4 роки тому +10

    Andy is so critical of Mike's building skills. I for one will be all for him decorating Andy's house.

  • @hellwyckplays
    @hellwyckplays 4 роки тому +9

    Dee Lite?
    Cons: Hangry, Unhygenic, Eats pasts disgracefully.
    Pros: Groove is in his heart.

  • @reececowell6642
    @reececowell6642 4 роки тому +7

    Customer complains. Mike "can I have them killed?" So begins 47's easiest contract yet, just some ill guy.

  • @Red-in-Green
    @Red-in-Green 4 роки тому +4

    Watching Mike play this is actively painful. 10/10 video.

  • @NimbleTack
    @NimbleTack 4 роки тому +10

    Mike making a strong bid to be the next Health Minister there.

  • @briandalke5946
    @briandalke5946 4 роки тому +8

    "We need to train a doctor to save these people!"
    "Yeah, yeah, in a minute..."

  • @ARTURIEL
    @ARTURIEL 4 роки тому +12

    I'm loving the clash between chaos and order in Mike and Andy's personalities. Seems like Andy's order is losing, though. Haha

    • @mcedeias7788
      @mcedeias7788 4 роки тому +2

      Probably because Mike is the one actually playing the game, so he can just do things, while Andy needs to convince Mike to do things.

    • @ARTURIEL
      @ARTURIEL 4 роки тому +1

      @@mcedeias7788 You never know when Mike would suddenly listen to Andy. I was hopeful.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 роки тому +1

      @@mcedeias7788 seems oddly much like human nature itself, at least when it comes to personality development and decision-making processes...

  • @NimbleTack
    @NimbleTack 4 роки тому +10

    A teaching room for the "Naughty doctors"! Is this a game for making a bawdy 1970s hospital like in Carry on Nurse?

  • @zachbarnard2033
    @zachbarnard2033 4 роки тому +5

    Mike's strategy for curing patients: "Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor"

  • @aaronr47
    @aaronr47 4 роки тому +8

    ‘Gregory Mouse’ gotta love a house reference

  • @CookieCat94
    @CookieCat94 4 роки тому +6

    This whole video is Mike torturing Andy with bad layout design choices

  • @chadp363
    @chadp363 4 роки тому +10

    I really enjoy that the gp's need a position that establishes dominance.
    With care of course, it is a hospital

  • @misterblakk3690
    @misterblakk3690 4 роки тому +3

    "Oh my God a clown!" "Oh..No!!" That's probably the right reaction.

  • @astraldragon01
    @astraldragon01 4 роки тому +3

    This is a fantastic sequel to the power house that was Theme Hospital, poor Bullfrog, once again a great Developer that was lost to the ages

  • @FawnGesicht
    @FawnGesicht 4 роки тому +3

    The wonderful Mike and Andy juxtaposition is always entertaining to watch.

  • @aj-mj2ow
    @aj-mj2ow 4 роки тому +6

    To be fair to Mike and the radiator in the bathroom thing, being cold does make you have to pee. It's your kidneys pulling excess fluids from your body to help conserve heat.

  • @RustFox
    @RustFox 4 роки тому +3

    Would love to see Andy's hospital. Orderly, and operating smooth as butter. Also it might have a less corridor-y floor plan...

  • @johnnygma
    @johnnygma 4 роки тому +10

    So... Is this Dr Andy's Horrortorium from that City Skylines video?

  • @kallasantysanty6092
    @kallasantysanty6092 4 роки тому +3

    Waiting a year to be treated and never get to it in the end ... so relatable ... so real ... way to real even.

  • @love4bodymod
    @love4bodymod 4 роки тому +8

    Super excited this is out on Console! I bought it on Steam a while back only to find out that my computer can't run it because the hardware inside is all like 13 years old, LOL.

  • @mathieupr6391
    @mathieupr6391 4 роки тому +6

    Mike in charge of an hospital. I mean, yeah, why not, what could possibly go wrong? I feel like Merilwen's Meatgrinder is gonna lose its place on the podium

  • @jellysharkbat
    @jellysharkbat 4 роки тому +13

    "Everyone's cold."
    Me: *cries in Midwest, US*

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому

      Me: Cries in 30 degree F Montana.

    • @toymachine4253
      @toymachine4253 4 роки тому

      @@cthulhufhtagn2483 further south, 3° at 7am, with a high of 15°F

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому

      @@toymachine4253 Yikes. That's too cold.

    • @IzEror
      @IzEror 4 роки тому

      Me: Laughs in 65° F

  • @TheSynecducky
    @TheSynecducky 4 роки тому +1

    While I can say nothing about the accuracy of hospital management, trying to Tetris rooms and shifting stuff around so you can get your 3x3 office is exactly how construction engineering works.

  • @Iversen83
    @Iversen83 4 роки тому +1

    The 'Mike creates chaos while Andy tears his hair out next to him' genre of videos is my favourite.

  • @Ovetupp
    @Ovetupp 4 роки тому +4

    Great video, guys! Enjoyed it alot. Now I'll just stare at some symmetrical pictures for an hour or two, just to try and forget the raw chaos that transpired.

  • @creativelaughter
    @creativelaughter 4 роки тому +8

    I yelled, “HIRE MORE NURSES!!” so many times, I was so physically uncomfortable but I kept watching....

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 4 роки тому +1

      I almost screamed at the screen every time they complained some room or machine wasn't being used because they hadn't thought to staff it.

  • @wastingmoretime13
    @wastingmoretime13 4 роки тому +1

    i like this gameplay with the added ASMR component of listening to andy, with his head in his hands, trying desperately to help mike out.

  • @soapbox162
    @soapbox162 4 роки тому +2

    Excellent promo for the game, I'm now so infuriated by Mike's terrible hospital planning that I have a NEED to play and do better

  • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
    @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 4 роки тому +7

    Andy: "I mean you need a doctor. This person is ill."
    Mike: "Well Im busy. Tell him that Im busy."
    I think that I can suspect where this is going.

  • @KatytheSalesLady
    @KatytheSalesLady 4 роки тому +3

    Anyone else watch this like 5 times today?
    Can we get a livestream of this?!?!

  • @vanillanoxfleuret
    @vanillanoxfleuret 4 роки тому +2

    I'm starting to believe Mike is actually the physical embodiment of Chaos

  • @Zoso14892
    @Zoso14892 4 роки тому +4

    This you preparing for the future of medicine in England?!?
    *_Laughs (cries, hopes?) in Scottish independence_*
    Also watching gameplay using a controller nearly made me need a trip to the hospital!

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 4 роки тому +1

      He seens to have taken inspiration from the US healthcare industry.
      *cries in chronic health problems*

  • @MSte21
    @MSte21 4 роки тому +2

    Andy: Did you cure all those guys with Saturday Night Fever?
    Mike: Oh yeah, they're all fine!
    They weren't fine. At all.

  • @hughgorick7680
    @hughgorick7680 4 роки тому +2

    I'm fairly sure I've worked in this hospital. And met Hospital managers like Mike (but thankfully never worked for them)

  • @Hubilicious90
    @Hubilicious90 4 роки тому +6

    Extrapolating Mike's playstyle to his real life I have one question: how is he still alive and well?!

  • @sirrichiofawesome9617
    @sirrichiofawesome9617 4 роки тому +8

    The hospital's first fatality was Andy's OCD as Mike made the layout more and more inefficient.

  • @katiejohansson5390
    @katiejohansson5390 4 роки тому +2

    I have watched this half a dozen times in the week since it was uploaded because it is comedy gold.
    Also, I pledge to open an all new Mike Channell Memorial hospital on February 25th

  • @ka-mai
    @ka-mai 4 роки тому +2

    The first five minutes is the most accurate representation of healthcare clinics I've ever seen.

  • @ChiSbaObePcheH11
    @ChiSbaObePcheH11 4 роки тому +3

    Good lord, my organisation-loving brain weeps with you Andy!

  • @Jambobist
    @Jambobist 4 роки тому +1

    This whole video is basically just Mike trolling people with OCD tendencies.

  • @stanislavski13
    @stanislavski13 4 роки тому +1

    '$8,000. We're rolling in it!' * cuts to being in debt of $4,000 *

  • @seang5815
    @seang5815 4 роки тому +1

    On re-watch, I noticed the receptionist falls asleep right after she is hired. [2:00]

  • @jennifervalentine8955
    @jennifervalentine8955 4 роки тому +1

    The only way this hospital could be more like Mike is if there were explosions. Ghosts and dead stuff, check. Clowns, check. Everything kinda going wrong, check.

    • @IzEror
      @IzEror 4 роки тому +1

      Dunno abt for console but certain levels in the campaign fit the criteria of 'explosions'

  • @SirRavix
    @SirRavix 4 роки тому +1

    A hospital filled with clowns, ghosts, and pointless corridors. It's a survival horror game waiting to happen. I love it. XD

  • @official_bubbles252
    @official_bubbles252 4 роки тому +5

    This gave me more anxiety than a trip to an actual hospital. Good job, I guess?

  • @AchtungBeccaC
    @AchtungBeccaC 4 роки тому

    This was as chaotic as Mike trying to be a bus driver.
    And I agree with Andy, the inefficient use of space was causing physical pain.

  • @nyperold7530
    @nyperold7530 4 роки тому +1

    4:24 Now you're thinking... with pretzels!
    10:19 (especially 10:45) It's a radiartor! (If you made a gallery of radiator art, and put it in a hospital, would it be a radiartory?)
    36:10 "Now, stick out your tungsten and say 'Ahhh...'"
    37:51 I wonder if he's in here because he feels funny.

  • @kate1361
    @kate1361 4 роки тому +1

    Mike has SUCH chaotic energy this is so stressful.

  • @aaronmorton7281
    @aaronmorton7281 4 роки тому +1

    We definitely need more of Two Point Hospital, absolutely love the long vacant corridor of ghosts. Want more!

  • @sevensins3584
    @sevensins3584 4 роки тому +1

    There may be ghosts floating around but the real horror here is the money managment

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 4 роки тому

    Clowns. Ghosts in the hallways. Dead bodies everywhere. Seems about right for a Mike playthrough.

  • @kattnap92
    @kattnap92 2 роки тому

    I love all of Andy’s harsh commentary and Mike just completely ignoring all of it and making more corridors.

  • @longboweod
    @longboweod 4 роки тому +1

    Staff and patients are freezing.
    Put in an arcade.
    "Come, patients. Let us all bask in video games' warm glowing warming glow."

  • @ciaralizabeth
    @ciaralizabeth 4 роки тому +2

    Mike demonstrates what is wrong with hospital administrators so perfectly. Buy fancy equipment. Poor design. No investment in staff

  • @chieng9512
    @chieng9512 4 роки тому +1

    28:00 That's true Mike, its called cold diuresis.

  • @youkofoxy
    @youkofoxy 4 роки тому +1

    Why send mike? because Jane would have cured those people in the first day?
    or because Andy would expend all the time planing the perfect money making hospital?
    in any case, it's funny.

  • @DavidRBrown7
    @DavidRBrown7 4 роки тому +1

    Wow, this is so close to how real hospitals work its scary.

  • @emmie8992
    @emmie8992 4 роки тому +2

    That went exactly as well as expected.