Hahaha. The old blenders..back in the day we used to go for estate cars(go for the family look)we would put high vizzy vests on(going for the workers look)and wear clear lens glasses(going for the posh look)nit knowing old bill knew about them all 😂😂 "the cars shit down..bsshhhhhh" classic
@@ScouserStories a wolf haha a wool , wooly back and jedi's yas have fun some funny names, one of my best mates is a scouser from broadway, norris green way and he hates it when someone out of liverpool calls themself a scouser , he lived bardsay road near goodison park county road way when i lived there for about a full summer partying 4 days a week standard! a few played guitar the birds were backing singers in some band so the house partys were proper belter times! still best mates with him and his crew to this day all of them are proper sound.... but they hate an out of towner getting called scouse like haha like from the outskirts he was always checkin ppl on it , yas are a mad bunch so funny lad haha
I broke down in the tunnel a while ago and the tunnel bizzies towed me out. Then they gave me a lift home in wallasey. Dropped me off by mine. I had to tell them to drop me off at the end of my road. 😂😂😂
think ive nearly clocked all 100 stories now i think! seems like im re watching them all now, still good watching 2nd time round these will def stand the test of time! yav smashed it mate propa frisk! respect from Gateshead/Newcastle keep doing what ya doing another 100 will do nicely mate...peace bro
I swear i know a lad from Rochdale that got on the ferry at Calais in a sprinter van with 5 boxes on board and a pallet off bacci ,and it ran out off petrol on the ferry at Dover departing off the ferry ,The old bill pulled him off the ferry to the carpark at the petrol station at dover port he fuelled up but then the battery was flat they gave him a bump it started and he got on his way ,you couldnt make it up .
Straight head wool here from somewhere over the road. Used to go partys an tha but just chong now too old. All me mates been in it since we were kids and I always used to go here and there just cos they me mates, I’m a blender I suppose. One of me mates back home just shared this with me and you have made me realise what an idiot I was and have been. Settled down now but until I listened to this I was still stupid enough to go along for the ride if they rang tonight, no chance now. Can picture yas in tunnel with your hi vis that’s class tha fella. Long winded but can I say this, scousers are the best most accommodating sincere people I’ve ever known, you’re there in a party with a lad 7 years younger than you getting treated like his son with his arm round you on the couch giving you stripes 😂 and he is literally saying this kids ok don’t touch him to the entire room without speaking. Scousers have a sixth sense it’s like they know you’re not in that and they make sure you are ok, that’s why people come from all over the world to sample the city and the nightlife. Best banter aswell you get terrorised they love it if you give it back cos they’ll always go one better 😂 Safe to say I’m joining this proper narrator you fella.
your right on there, i remember back in the day,first day on the job, i had a proper mad full on chase from the bizzies, got collared in the end but managed stash the (XXXX) first, its a game to them they can fuck up 50 times and get another go, you only get to mess up once. it might sound sweet but you goto be sharp/fully switched on 24/7
"Mate" got pulled on M6 with 3oz dark cheeked, got let out of pig car after bit of a search + questioning. As walking back to car feel 1 start falling out, just get leg in car door as it drops outta trouser leg. Heart was pounding like fuck.
I got searched outside my house ,just sold an 8th sniff and was giving another half Oz to a school teacher,it was Ballsed and as the copper patted me down it fell got caught on thigh and literally followed his hands down my trousers just behind them, it sat on the edge of my trainer and was literally about to fall out, they sat for ages while I pivoted on one foot as soon as they left I moved it fell out and as I looked up after scooping it up I see the prick who grassed me up for dealing, had bar weed literally on my bed and maybe another half Oz on window sell!!! Would have been fucking crucified!!!! Just reloaded u know the score had a back log, unfortunately I'm just out of Wandsworth for p wits of weed got a year with my twin brother, been out a year turned my life around!!! I know what people think with long messages I just had to respond to your story geezer all the best love from London and Dublin X
@@ScouserStories mate I recognise a real person when I hear the stories your the real macoy, lot of bullshit on u tube I've got an nvq in bullshit I'm fully qualified in it my pal lol, I've always been close (many good friends) with Scousers ! New subscriber mate your stories and storytelling is on point, All the best my friend x
Ha haaa fuckin sweet yous lot are up it sticking a box in the Teddy lol. Ah ya played that right mate. The filth whisperer innit. Nicely done bro. Pete 🏴
@ScouserStories yeh ya right but you still played him right .. You hit the nail on the ead bro .. only it's power, most of em want. If you act dead polite that's enough. My mate gives em pure abuse still I'm sick of telling him he's never gonna win. He did sound half alright for a plod, though. If he was a proper cunt you'd ave had your work cut out and it could ave proper gone tits up for you lad. Chinning a busy and bouncing is a bad one lol. Awesome, this one lad. Tickled me ya know. Kudos. Pete 🏴
Wow yno what lad i did not know that about the tunnel police! I thought they were proper bizzies. I got a pull from them for no reason a few months ago, they just wasted 15 minutes of my time for fuck all 😒
@@ToffeeL10 now you know lad just leg them proper divs, they only ask you if you think about what theyve said to you looking back now... they never told or demanded you to do anything brother, look it up they are just security guards on a tunnel that's all they are kid ✌👍🔥🔥💯
Lilo nearly stitched me up hahaha 😆😆😆, a great excuse to get the lemo out every birthday his kid has😆, Lilo and stitched, very nearly SCOUSE, and some of them old bill wannabes can be ten times worse, they think they're fuckin sas as well, the cheeky bastard's, but I nearly come unstuck with something similar, by ours there's the port and a power station, Heysham 2, an there was some of these in a police range, and i thought they were just trying to get clever cos they caught us having a spliffter, and they come over giving it the big one, and I tells em to fuc k of f, and they started roughing me up and going ott, but anyway they apparently have more say than old bill, cos they look after the power station, and they look out for terro rism and shit, but if they have a red circle sticker on the back of the car, that means they're armed as well, and don't need any excuse to shoot, like shoot first question later, so I got lucky cos I was nearly kickin off cos he took me last spliff and ground it into the floor good job I didn't kick off, or I'd a got one of them do ts thats musli m wo men have in the middle me swede, 😆😆💥😳.
@@ScouserStories yeah I should know that, I lived on a street growing up with quite a few Indians, it was called blade's st, and we were called the bladey crew, so 99% of our opponents we were battling against when we were younger, we're already beat when they heard are crew name, and not one of us carried a blade ever, but we were a tasty little crew with a few tasty lads but that's 30 years ago in our late teens early twenties. 💪🤜🤛👊👊🦵.
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I’ve went through every single video you have put up… shit you is a funny man!!!
Listening to this, is like being in jail padded up with one the lads after bang up , talking stories to pass the time 😂😂😂 yes lad
After the last roll check😂😂😂
Lemo, kept it 💯 he didn’t panic and kept it real🤣
This one absolutely killed me😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣🤣😂Lemo on one and yeah my brother you have good morals its a shame the way society has gone proud of you my brother 💯🔥🔥🔥✊🏻
As soon as I hear that, baam, baam, baam, and that laugh, I know we're getting a banger 👌💯.
@@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 🤣🤣🤣✌💯🔥🔥
😂😂😂😂😂 💯
Lelo is gettin proper stitched cup ,I’m laughing my head off an your not even half way through this😂😂🤣😆👌🙏🏻
Fukkin mad one that story lad 🤣🤣💯✌
Hahaha. The old blenders..back in the day we used to go for estate cars(go for the family look)we would put high vizzy vests on(going for the workers look)and wear clear lens glasses(going for the posh look)nit knowing old bill knew about them all 😂😂 "the cars shit down..bsshhhhhh" classic
@@ponyboycurtis3795 🤣🤣🤣🔥👍
😂😂😆🤣A Wolf from over the Road ✌️🙋🏼♂️Laaa that’s funny havin to explain OVER YHE ROAD🤣🤦♂️
It's for the people not from around here lad ✌💯
@@ScouserStories a wolf haha a wool , wooly back and jedi's yas have fun some funny names, one of my best mates is a scouser from broadway, norris green way and he hates it when someone out of liverpool calls themself a scouser , he lived bardsay road near goodison park county road way when i lived there for about a full summer partying 4 days a week standard! a few played guitar the birds were backing singers in some band so the house partys were proper belter times! still best mates with him and his crew to this day all of them are proper sound.... but they hate an out of towner getting called scouse like haha like from the outskirts he was always checkin ppl on it , yas are a mad bunch so funny lad haha
Quick thinking there in the tunnel 😂 the high vis is a handy one ..
Is rite Lad Blended It up , Killed me left the gym bag 🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈 YNWA
I broke down in the tunnel a while ago and the tunnel bizzies towed me out. Then they gave me a lift home in wallasey. Dropped me off by mine. I had to tell them to drop me off at the end of my road. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👊
think ive nearly clocked all 100 stories now i think! seems like im re watching them all now, still good watching 2nd time round these will def stand the test of time! yav smashed it mate propa frisk! respect from Gateshead/Newcastle keep doing what ya doing another 100 will do nicely mate...peace bro
Nice one lad and thanks for getting involved with the channel brother ✌🔥🔥💯👊
Epic these stories lad u should write a book or three 😂👊💯
Better than lock stock and two smoking barrels we need a movie lad 😂😂😂😂
boss film that lad😂😂
Well held together lad, your arse must’ve been twitching there. Deserve an Oscar for that!😂😂😂
Not half lad arse proper fell out kid 🤣🤣🤣💯🔥🔥✌
Well done pal, cracking stories
Quality these fella 😂😂
I swear i know a lad from Rochdale that got on the ferry at Calais in a sprinter van with 5 boxes on board and a pallet off bacci ,and it ran out off petrol on the ferry at Dover departing off the ferry ,The old bill pulled him off the ferry to the carpark at the petrol station at dover port he fuelled up but then the battery was flat they gave him a bump it started and he got on his way ,you couldnt make it up .
Ffs I bet his arse went all the way through it 🤣🤣🤣 lucky man
Straight head wool here from somewhere over the road. Used to go partys an tha but just chong now too old. All me mates been in it since we were kids and I always used to go here and there just cos they me mates, I’m a blender I suppose. One of me mates back home just shared this with me and you have made me realise what an idiot I was and have been. Settled down now but until I listened to this I was still stupid enough to go along for the ride if they rang tonight, no chance now. Can picture yas in tunnel with your hi vis that’s class tha fella. Long winded but can I say this, scousers are the best most accommodating sincere people I’ve ever known, you’re there in a party with a lad 7 years younger than you getting treated like his son with his arm round you on the couch giving you stripes 😂 and he is literally saying this kids ok don’t touch him to the entire room without speaking. Scousers have a sixth sense it’s like they know you’re not in that and they make sure you are ok, that’s why people come from all over the world to sample the city and the nightlife. Best banter aswell you get terrorised they love it if you give it back cos they’ll always go one better 😂 Safe to say I’m joining this proper narrator you fella.
Doing a run with a blow head gasket 😂😂😂😂 unbelievable jeff 🎉🎉🎉
Yes bro another belter 👌🤣
If ever you needed a stop & go sign 😆😆😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂 In stitches 😂❤
@@nicole-ss-moderator 🤣🤣
your right on there, i remember back in the day,first day on the job, i had a proper mad full on chase from the bizzies, got collared in the end but managed stash the (XXXX) first, its a game to them they can fuck up 50 times and get another go, you only get to mess up once. it might sound sweet but you goto be sharp/fully switched on 24/7
"Mate" got pulled on M6 with 3oz dark cheeked, got let out of pig car after bit of a search + questioning. As walking back to car feel 1 start falling out, just get leg in car door as it drops outta trouser leg.
Heart was pounding like fuck.
Wild everyday.
I’ll bring LILO 😂😂😂
I got searched outside my house ,just sold an 8th sniff and was giving another half Oz to a school teacher,it was Ballsed and as the copper patted me down it fell got caught on thigh and literally followed his hands down my trousers just behind them, it sat on the edge of my trainer and was literally about to fall out, they sat for ages while I pivoted on one foot as soon as they left I moved it fell out and as I looked up after scooping it up I see the prick who grassed me up for dealing, had bar weed literally on my bed and maybe another half Oz on window sell!!! Would have been fucking crucified!!!! Just reloaded u know the score had a back log, unfortunately I'm just out of Wandsworth for p wits of weed got a year with my twin brother, been out a year turned my life around!!! I know what people think with long messages I just had to respond to your story geezer all the best love from London and Dublin X
@@simonostinelli187 that's what the channel is for brother all of us to share and laugh ✌💯👊🔥🔥
@@ScouserStories mate I recognise a real person when I hear the stories your the real macoy, lot of bullshit on u tube I've got an nvq in bullshit I'm fully qualified in it my pal lol, I've always been close (many good friends) with Scousers ! New subscriber mate your stories and storytelling is on point, All the best my friend x
@@simonostinelli187 once one mate and welcome to the channel, appreciate that brother 💯✌🔥
bluff takes balls ive done it
😂😂 funny Scouse come on
Ache I’ve had a few joints, nothing to watch….”lemo n stitch” came to mind…here we go again
Great story mate
thanks lad appreciate that brother ✌
Yes my brother 💯 🔥
@@peterscousejft977 yes brother hope you felt that one kid.... thanks lad 💯🔥🔥✌👍
@@ScouserStories keep the flow brother 💯🔥❤️
@@peterscousejft977 lad i'm not out of first gear yet kid 🤣🤣
belter bro
Fast thinking pal ……
😂😂😂 boss wen u get a lucky one like tha innit gets ya adrenaline going done it specially wen. Ur packing 👊🏻
yeah not arf lad hahah
Look after him and his family 😏😏
Standard... well it should be anyway ✌💯🔥🔥
could do with a link bad here, but contacts gone down.
its the game.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Scouser tells the traffic lights when to go green 💪🏻💥💪🏻
great listen again big fella 🙏🏻
@@Castrotherapper13 nice one lad 💯✌🔥🔥
i did boxes on train like a student at first. how u say it up him
sometimes thay dont no how close thay are use to put mine behind wing mirror in astra .use to lean on it saying i no u got.wow he was tuching it
Ha haaa fuckin sweet yous lot are up it sticking a box in the Teddy lol.
Ah ya played that right mate. The filth whisperer innit. Nicely done bro.
Pete 🏴
@@GeteP lucky he had a heart lad probably a dad.himself bro, lucky very lucky escape 💯🤣✌
@ScouserStories yeh ya right but you still played him right .. You hit the nail on the ead bro .. only it's power, most of em want. If you act dead polite that's enough. My mate gives em pure abuse still I'm sick of telling him he's never gonna win.
He did sound half alright for a plod, though. If he was a proper cunt you'd ave had your work cut out and it could ave proper gone tits up for you lad.
Chinning a busy and bouncing is a bad one lol.
Awesome, this one lad. Tickled me ya know. Kudos. Pete 🏴
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Wow yno what lad i did not know that about the tunnel police! I thought they were proper bizzies. I got a pull from them for no reason a few months ago, they just wasted 15 minutes of my time for fuck all 😒
@@ToffeeL10 now you know lad just leg them proper divs, they only ask you if you think about what theyve said to you looking back now... they never told or demanded you to do anything brother, look it up they are just security guards on a tunnel that's all they are kid ✌👍🔥🔥💯
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@debbielea3137 yes deb ✌🔥🔥💯👍
Why is it called Lemo
It was that bang on, it wasn't bang on... 🤣🤣🤣
@@TheJargoon 99% of success is front lad even if you've shit your pants on the sly 🤣🤣💯👍🔥🔥
Lilo nearly stitched me up hahaha 😆😆😆, a great excuse to get the lemo out every birthday his kid has😆, Lilo and stitched, very nearly SCOUSE, and some of them old bill wannabes can be ten times worse, they think they're fuckin sas as well, the cheeky bastard's, but I nearly come unstuck with something similar, by ours there's the port and a power station, Heysham 2, an there was some of these in a police range, and i thought they were just trying to get clever cos they caught us having a spliffter, and they come over giving it the big one, and I tells em to fuc k of f, and they started roughing me up and going ott, but anyway they apparently have more say than old bill, cos they look after the power station, and they look out for terro rism and shit, but if they have a red circle sticker on the back of the car, that means they're armed as well, and don't need any excuse to shoot, like shoot first question later, so I got lucky cos I was nearly kickin off cos he took me last spliff and ground it into the floor good job I didn't kick off, or I'd a got one of them do ts thats musli m wo men have in the middle me swede, 😆😆💥😳.
@@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh Indians them lad not muslims 🤣🤣👍
@@ScouserStories yeah I should know that, I lived on a street growing up with quite a few Indians, it was called blade's st, and we were called the bladey crew, so 99% of our opponents we were battling against when we were younger, we're already beat when they heard are crew name, and not one of us carried a blade ever, but we were a tasty little crew with a few tasty lads but that's 30 years ago in our late teens early twenties. 💪🤜🤛👊👊🦵.
What the F,ck are uss drivin round in lad ,🤦♂️🤣🤣😂😆🫶
Lad the worse car ever cant name it but theres a painter called the same name as the car 🤣🤣🤣
@@ScouserStories your taking the pi-ss-lad-Casio 😂😆🫶🤣🙏🏻🖤
Brill listen
lucky
av seen them what think the big time well thay are but coss got away with it all time thay shit it