The Guy Who Never Left His Hometown (pt. 2)

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Isaiah Robinwood is back on his home turf like he never left, probably because he never did leave.
    Part 1:
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  • @TrevorWallace
    @TrevorWallace  5 років тому +2206

    *Follow me on instagram!* instagram.com/trevorwallace/
    - isaiah

    • @mikeybthisguy6677
      @mikeybthisguy6677 5 років тому +14

      This skit is way to real. I know at least 5 people like this

    • @cobonoir261
      @cobonoir261 5 років тому

      Are those real tattoos

    • @MrHalfblack69
      @MrHalfblack69 5 років тому +2

      Trevor Wallace yo friend me on MySpace

    • @skii9333
      @skii9333 5 років тому +1

      Whered you get your case at

    • @johnnybingham2415
      @johnnybingham2415 5 років тому +1

      THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS. LOVIN ALL THESE VIDS.

  • @owenb7911
    @owenb7911 5 років тому +8829

    Why this video just messaged me "hey wyd" in my DMs

    • @jaynsfe8431
      @jaynsfe8431 5 років тому +146

      At 3am

    • @beo-wulf1375
      @beo-wulf1375 5 років тому +54

      @@jaynsfe8431 Oh boy 3 am!

    • @magicjackm
      @magicjackm 5 років тому +70

      probably cos it was all-you-can-eat night at Buffalo Wild Wings

    • @shonashow
      @shonashow 5 років тому +6

      Honestly though😂

    • @dayshawna
      @dayshawna 5 років тому +20

      that 2 am “u up?” text

  • @DRay23322
    @DRay23322 5 років тому +2447

    these guys buy trucks that will put them in debt for years

    • @hedhigh520
      @hedhigh520 5 років тому +132

      David M a 2006 with a million miles on it. But it has rims lmfao

    • @NXN2
      @NXN2 5 років тому +61

      David M mustangs

    • @BUILD.THERE.
      @BUILD.THERE. 5 років тому +45

      But bro it’s a diesel!

    • @Jasiel.95
      @Jasiel.95 5 років тому +2

      How they fucking fill it up??

    • @Impreza-bj5jh
      @Impreza-bj5jh 5 років тому +21

      Bro ima lift it when I win the lottery

  • @maxxnerfs7791
    @maxxnerfs7791 3 роки тому +4

    trevors lungs:⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️

  • @flymeaway1216
    @flymeaway1216 2 роки тому

    “life’s like a ocean, cause you’ll never know when there’s a tidal wave”

  • @AlfredFJones1776
    @AlfredFJones1776 5 років тому +44

    The “Eminem and Logic” part made me laugh the hardest.

  • @ethye6539
    @ethye6539 5 років тому +69

    The dance with the devil immortal technique is the best joke in here and it goes unnoticed I bet

    • @Michael-hi9tm
      @Michael-hi9tm 5 років тому +2

      “Yo turn this up” LMFAO

    • @tyy2387
      @tyy2387 5 років тому +1

      EthYe Lmao I didn’t even notice it

    • @ethye6539
      @ethye6539 5 років тому +4

      iNeverPlayFair a song that’s super “woke” and long and deep came on and this specific one hits perfect and he was like turn this up

    • @alexdelsocorro781
      @alexdelsocorro781 5 років тому +1

      Nah got that straight off the bat

    • @staygrinding3817
      @staygrinding3817 5 років тому

      On God bro 💯🤣

  • @daveeast4272
    @daveeast4272 4 роки тому +2

    “Thomas the dank engine” I’m dead😂😂

  • @Alfram
    @Alfram 5 років тому +13

    “That’s a young legend right there .... I was probably hungover”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisagbeko_
    @chrisagbeko_ 7 місяців тому

    “Free the homies Carter Todd Michael”😂

  • @talkssnakestodeath
    @talkssnakestodeath 3 роки тому

    Thanks for freeing me, homie

  • @trailervobrent
    @trailervobrent Рік тому

    Being from Thousand Oaks, CA...I love his repping Camarillo so hard.

  • @youngshizzle6346
    @youngshizzle6346 4 роки тому +4

    1:13 he should have said get bread or get head

  • @DaysNorth
    @DaysNorth 3 роки тому

    the "is tyler home" rlly hit

  • @arthur-ux4rx
    @arthur-ux4rx 4 роки тому

    everyone gangsta till someone writes HAGS in that yearbook doe

  • @SpiritofAloha11
    @SpiritofAloha11 Рік тому

    That thumbnail is an artistic masterpiece.

  • @willhenson5622
    @willhenson5622 5 років тому +8

    “yo these granny smith’s be hittin” 😂 i’m dead

  • @massivepassive
    @massivepassive 4 роки тому

    Your dad rocking an 805 shirt it's some of the dopest shit I've seen on this channel

  • @tohumblyvogue
    @tohumblyvogue 3 роки тому

    "Lifes like a bird, you either get bread, or you get bread"

  • @antoniovalencia2948
    @antoniovalencia2948 4 роки тому +4

    The dislikes are from the dudes who live this life Haha

  • @sethwalker1452
    @sethwalker1452 4 роки тому

    Bro that immortal Technique tho

  • @steezygnarwal
    @steezygnarwal 4 роки тому

    Listening to dance with the devil killed me

  • @doctorproctor370
    @doctorproctor370 4 роки тому +5

    Trevor is what all Instagram comedians wish they could be

  • @CanOfJelly
    @CanOfJelly 4 роки тому

    I think im a true blooded American because when he said play some tec 9 I immediately thought "you mean the gun called tec-9"

  • @erickrea2621
    @erickrea2621 5 років тому +4

    I always think these guys are impressive that they can do this shit with no thought of humiliation

  • @brettrobinson9713
    @brettrobinson9713 2 роки тому

    @1:45 he took the time to add the stripe beard ☠️💀☠️💀

  • @greydeath4273
    @greydeath4273 5 років тому +8

    Another classic man you keep droppin straight artifacts! In the future you gonna be such a legend, everyone will love you. Got that future white kevin hart talent

  • @traviscrumbey7969
    @traviscrumbey7969 Рік тому

    "yo those granny smiths be hittin"☠️

  • @SinisterBurp
    @SinisterBurp 5 років тому +32

    Do the "comedian who thinks he'll make it on youtube" next

    • @Hardrata
      @Hardrata 5 років тому +3

      Nasty Crow Burp oof

    • @Dawnmorga123
      @Dawnmorga123 5 років тому +8

      He should make "let's play" videos for red dead redemption 2 and get under 5 views.

    • @hydralicmonkey6490
      @hydralicmonkey6490 5 років тому +3

      @@Dawnmorga123 GOT 'EM!

    • @opppack5860
      @opppack5860 5 років тому +2

      Your Ugly Homie u really did him dirty like that omf😭

    • @SinisterBurp
      @SinisterBurp 5 років тому

      When you make a legit suggestion and get attacked cuz dumbass think it was an insult

  • @sunnyaparicio1670
    @sunnyaparicio1670 2 роки тому

    That’s right Camarillo !!

  • @owenscheidler5620
    @owenscheidler5620 2 роки тому

    Asking the dog if he can borrow piss 😂😂😂

  • @christianrogers9439
    @christianrogers9439 4 роки тому

    Lmao the immortal technique part had me dead

  • @Prodbytrigg
    @Prodbytrigg 6 місяців тому

    Play some tech n9ne.😭How is this so accurate 💀

  • @cloeycustodio1178
    @cloeycustodio1178 4 роки тому

    i was dead from the beginning

  • @mohammedsyed898
    @mohammedsyed898 4 роки тому

    Lol damn I’ve played that dance with the devils track for like 3 birds in my car 😂

  • @codg3484
    @codg3484 Місяць тому

    1:03 lmfao back to back

  • @DBRACING73
    @DBRACING73 Рік тому

    “ I used to throw heaters in this mound. T ball champ!” ……..wait

  • @fanta5778
    @fanta5778 4 роки тому

    lol i was packing my apple bowl when he asked his friend if he brought an apple to blaze out of

  • @brooklynncrumet560
    @brooklynncrumet560 3 роки тому +1

    I low-key wish he would’ve said “ you either get bread or you get head”...

  • @phoebe3518
    @phoebe3518 4 роки тому

    Reckless and YUUUUNG

  • @nickoliver3523
    @nickoliver3523 4 роки тому

    Feeling personally attacked by the logic references in these video

  • @jakejustice9159
    @jakejustice9159 Рік тому

    Dude was listening to dance with the devil by immortal technique😂 like wtf

  • @hiimkagekao7320
    @hiimkagekao7320 3 роки тому

    I graduated high school june of this year and I'm in college. I can understand going to your high school to visit your old teachers because thats normal here where I live but the games no that's weird

  • @ABOE_jmr
    @ABOE_jmr 4 роки тому

    “Hey dad can I borrow some piss real quick?” Pulls our plastic ziplock bag lol

  • @davidriddle6677
    @davidriddle6677 4 роки тому +5493

    "Brittany what up you 18 yet?"
    The least realistic part of this skit. Guys who never left their hometown would never let something like legal age of consent stop them from reliving HS.

    • @smokeythereactor5929
      @smokeythereactor5929 3 роки тому +212

      Can confirm. I heard some 16 year old girl was sneaking around with guys who graduated when she was still in elementary

    • @emilyquinn5047
      @emilyquinn5047 3 роки тому +111

      Exactly. Like seriously my hometown still has one of those. I remember he invited me over to play Xbox when I was like 12 and tried to give me coke. I said naw.

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 3 роки тому +24

      @Raul Ermi Alexandrescu dude the whole worlds like that tf u mean

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 3 роки тому +35

      @Raul Ermi Alexandrescu theres no coke in canada? trust me ive met ppl from there and there is very much a lot of it
      as for the tried giving coke to a 12 yo, ppl are fucked up all over the world

    • @tektum1256
      @tektum1256 3 роки тому +1

      @Raul Ermi Alexandrescu ai crezut ca Alaska e alta tara? =)))))))

  • @adamthevirgo9297
    @adamthevirgo9297 5 років тому +16679

    “Britney, what up, you 18 yet?”
    *I’M DONE*

    • @jrrtt25
      @jrrtt25 5 років тому +582

      longbeacher 18 more days? ahaa aite I’ll see you in two weeks

    • @ms53182
      @ms53182 5 років тому +116

      Reminds me of Onision

    • @suitdoggy4707
      @suitdoggy4707 5 років тому +14

      Mr. 8-Bit Doggo same...

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 роки тому +10

      @Mr. 8-Bit Doggo Are you Britney?

    • @calebangell77
      @calebangell77 4 роки тому +45

      @@ms53182 Onision doesn't wait.

  • @TylerOkray
    @TylerOkray 5 років тому +23976

    These guys still sit in the student section at every football game

    • @bryanlettow4389
      @bryanlettow4389 5 років тому +517

      Ohhh fuuuck

    • @playdoheater1765
      @playdoheater1765 5 років тому +185

      wtf yess

    • @sean5623
      @sean5623 5 років тому +133

      Maurits same lol America sounds so cool growing up

    • @patrussell7182
      @patrussell7182 5 років тому +238

      Reee Nigga plus you get too wear a bullet proof vest to school which is sick

    • @grumpyolddan
      @grumpyolddan 5 років тому +61

      @@patrussell7182 lol stfu America isn't even the country with the most mass shootings

  • @epic7224
    @epic7224 4 роки тому +1948

    Imagine having 5 kids and STILL being stuck in highschool. Damn. This character actually makes me a bit sad because there are so many ppl like this. And the ppl that never get over their frat days.

    • @malfaroangel3896
      @malfaroangel3896 3 роки тому +46

      There’s so many people like this in my city. When I saw this. I made a poll on Facebook in my city group. They see nothing wrong with it. I check their bio, they never went to college after high school. I have a link to the poll still

    • @aj9777
      @aj9777 3 роки тому +70

      @@malfaroangel3896 Not going to college doesn't mean you'll automatically fail. You'll just be at a huge disadvantage. This guy is a other breed

    • @jackruggiero968
      @jackruggiero968 3 роки тому +70

      @@aj9777 I got hired starting at 20$ an hour as a fence installer a week after I graduated high school. Not everyone wants a desk job and pile of debt.

    • @jamalhottub714
      @jamalhottub714 3 роки тому +2

      Frat till death u lame

    • @jackruggiero968
      @jackruggiero968 3 роки тому +7

      @@jamalhottub714 are you in one?

  • @sharlayeaton1003
    @sharlayeaton1003 5 років тому +8982

    The fact that he still checks Facebook makes it even more realistic

    • @JakePridgeon
      @JakePridgeon 4 роки тому +128

      Facebook market place is banger how dare you

    • @editedfalafel2434
      @editedfalafel2434 4 роки тому +45

      The fact that he's human makes it even more realistic

    • @Openup0911
      @Openup0911 4 роки тому +26

      The fact that he actually put that dent in the fridge because he was mad in real life makes it more realistic. (Found that out from another video)

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 4 роки тому +100

      People who peaked in high school does two things, (AND ONLY TWO THINGS), on Facebook.
      1.) Share EVERY memory from high school and talking about the 'good ol' days' and 'wish we could go back', even if it’s only been a few years since graduation.
      2.) Trying to promote their pyramid scheme.

    • @alynfrank6746
      @alynfrank6746 4 роки тому +34

      @@johndanielson3777 I just graduated and already my class has a "peaked in high school" guy everyday he posts on his story about high school football

  • @noahmartin2208
    @noahmartin2208 5 років тому +6591

    My girlfriend unironically asked if this was machine gun kelly lmao

  • @carmelopearman5721
    @carmelopearman5721 3 роки тому +702

    “You either get bread, or you get bred” is Unironically brilliantly hilarious

    • @hybrid6481
      @hybrid6481 3 роки тому +2

      yes indeed

    • @xo9523
      @xo9523 Рік тому +1

      I hate that I'm laughing lol

  • @Rikiid_
    @Rikiid_ 5 років тому +10047

    Every guy that peaked in high school then dropped out of community college

    • @stoneythagod7374
      @stoneythagod7374 5 років тому +413

      Thotimus Prime I haven’t peaked at all so that gives me hope

    • @-twss-7750
      @-twss-7750 5 років тому +40

      Stoney Tha God lol

    • @feudaltrinity7831
      @feudaltrinity7831 5 років тому +28

      Ouch that hurts

    • @-twss-7750
      @-twss-7750 5 років тому +37

      Stoney Tha God r/sucidebywords

    • @keifermatthew
      @keifermatthew 4 роки тому +47

      @@stoneythagod7374 maybe we will peak in the afterlife f*** this life

  • @petri2946
    @petri2946 5 років тому +3616

    “Thinking ab starting my own clothing company, young and wreckless.”
    *puts entrepreneur in bio*

  • @lukechapman9342
    @lukechapman9342 Рік тому +198

    This video literally changed my life I dropped out of high school and was like this for a solid year. Then I saw this vid and realised I was the problem. Currently going into my 2nd year of college life’s good.

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 10 місяців тому +6

      Awesome. It's easy to get in a rut, good recovery there.

    • @raosiddharth4726
      @raosiddharth4726 9 місяців тому +3

      good job

    • @anasshahid224
      @anasshahid224 7 місяців тому +2

      Congratulations my man. Proud of you, keep shining. 🙏

    • @kozoo9934
      @kozoo9934 6 місяців тому +1

      That's awesome dude

  • @alexjavi13ify
    @alexjavi13ify 5 років тому +3426

    Every frat bro after they get kicked out of college and are in debt

    • @SRLovesPandas1
      @SRLovesPandas1 5 років тому +187

      and they still go to the parties lol

    • @DJPhantomRage
      @DJPhantomRage 4 роки тому +10

      Voting for Bernie to boot.

    • @lvyo3694
      @lvyo3694 4 роки тому +38

      Literally a friend of mine who was going to UNLV.
      He ended up joining a Frat then basically got sidetracked to where he failed his classes and then his parents stopped loaning him money to use for whatever he needed because of that. So he kept trying to hit me up for weed cuz he couldn't afford to buy any.

    • @GeorgioArmoni
      @GeorgioArmoni 4 роки тому +1

      @@lvyo3694 lool ik someone like that

    • @therankingworld7627
      @therankingworld7627 4 роки тому +3

      @@lvyo3694 this is sad

  • @Holygiant
    @Holygiant 5 років тому +5325

    "You said Eminem AND Logic made a track?"
    Too damn topical.

    • @joshuamartinez7777
      @joshuamartinez7777 4 роки тому +9

      Your dad's a guy.

    • @meatrider4995
      @meatrider4995 4 роки тому +7

      Joshua Martinez my dad left tho

    • @fishzticks
      @fishzticks 4 роки тому +3

      Yes not meant for internal use topical only

    • @crazydude5342
      @crazydude5342 3 роки тому +17

      homicide was sick though, also how is there only 3 comments and 3.6k likes??

    • @toowindy1177
      @toowindy1177 3 роки тому

      @Kristopher Bailey fr

  • @sirlink9611
    @sirlink9611 3 роки тому +185

    This is the dude who buys high schoolers beer and asks if he can go party with them

    • @sirlink9611
      @sirlink9611 3 роки тому +9

      @Romeo ThePLUG "Hey Brittany, you 18 yet? Hahaaa it's be a lot cooler if you were!"

  • @zoinked2149
    @zoinked2149 5 років тому +3683

    It's finally "seniors breaking up with their sophmore girlfriends" season

    • @GOKUSANCHEZSHORTS
      @GOKUSANCHEZSHORTS 5 років тому +193

      *freshmen

    • @slugged5109
      @slugged5109 5 років тому +102

      Harrison Wang *middle school

    • @ziguy7883
      @ziguy7883 5 років тому +79

      PanCake Thief elementary school*

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 5 років тому +30

      ziguy 7 that’s a bit too far

    • @ziguy7883
      @ziguy7883 5 років тому +144

      Michael Merritt you’re right, *preschool

  • @woodopolis6339
    @woodopolis6339 5 років тому +3135

    $30 Gas = $10 gas, pack of cigarettes, a sixer and 2 shots of fireball

    • @mattymo56
      @mattymo56 5 років тому +51

      not in Canada, you can get only one of those

    • @silentbigsteve3429
      @silentbigsteve3429 5 років тому +1

      @@mattymo56 Do you have liquor stores in Canada?

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 5 років тому +18

      SilentBigsteve depends on the province. We do. However we can’t buy liquor, beer or wine in convince stores or gas stations. Liquor (at least In my province) can only be purchased at liquor stores.

    • @mattymo56
      @mattymo56 5 років тому +15

      @@silentbigsteve3429 different for every province. In New Brunswick (Attached to maine)Liquor stores have everything with alcohol. Some Grocies stores just have Wine and ciders and some Gas Stations have a Liquor store attached to it which would have a small selection of all alcohols

    • @silentbigsteve3429
      @silentbigsteve3429 5 років тому

      @@mattymo56 that's crazy

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 5 років тому +3890

    “I remember my first DUI” lmao

    • @HeyImDateMike
      @HeyImDateMike 5 років тому +26

      Scotty P "shouldn't have had that last shotta fireball"

    • @wq198mnr
      @wq198mnr 5 років тому +5

      Scotty P haha that one got me bruh. I remember my first DWI also. But I made sure it was my last!

    • @scottyp2505
      @scottyp2505 5 років тому

      BRO SKI hahahaha

    • @MrClamps14
      @MrClamps14 5 років тому +3

      Lmaooo funniest part 😂😂😂

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 Рік тому

      @@HeyImDateMikelol I actually knew a Scotty P in high school. Pretty sure he’s still alive though.

  • @beachheadstudios
    @beachheadstudios 5 років тому +3838

    this is so terrifyingly accurate im starting to think we know the same people

    • @tarajs
      @tarajs 5 років тому +13

      Ikr lol 😂

    • @alexanderdavis9591
      @alexanderdavis9591 5 років тому +16

      Dude that’s what I was thinking lmfao 🤣

    • @knoegell
      @knoegell 5 років тому +11

      cmon dude, everybody know those people

    • @sonofdevil666
      @sonofdevil666 2 роки тому +5

      I'm not from Us, guys who never leave the town here are just getting drunk every day and then yell on the streets. But they funny tho

  • @johndanielson3777
    @johndanielson3777 4 роки тому +393

    I know he’s being satirical but I actually know a lot of guys I went to high school with who are like this. After graduation, they didn’t go to college nor find any work. All they do is sit at home and goof off. Some of them actually go back to the high school we went to and try to talk to the students there. I feel so sorry for them.

    • @cope2247
      @cope2247 3 роки тому +13

      Ok to not go to coollege but not gate any work like what

    • @cope2247
      @cope2247 3 роки тому

      Sry for me bad English lol

    • @musselmanmedia5236
      @musselmanmedia5236 2 роки тому

      public school kids for ya

    • @TheTigerstripe5
      @TheTigerstripe5 Рік тому

      @@musselmanmedia5236 all private school kids do is sexually assault women and use nepotism to get a job with their dads company 😂 which one is worse

    • @musselmanmedia5236
      @musselmanmedia5236 Рік тому

      @@TheTigerstripe5 wrong💙

  • @ireesedotcom
    @ireesedotcom 5 років тому +4369

    He drew a chin strap on his yearbook photo lmao

    • @Kelsiness2
      @Kelsiness2 5 років тому +32

      Maurice Copeland “probably hungover”

    • @ireesedotcom
      @ireesedotcom 5 років тому +5

      Kelsey Jenkalenk lmao he’s an idiot lol

    • @shanecallies2410
      @shanecallies2410 5 років тому +3

      Def not a chin strap

    • @ireesedotcom
      @ireesedotcom 5 років тому +4

      Shane Callies definitely a sick chin strap don’t hate

    • @cecee7095
      @cecee7095 5 років тому +2

      It’s supposed to be his beard. I’m 30 and that’s a style I remember too well.

  • @stinklydinkle9874
    @stinklydinkle9874 5 років тому +3017

    When you’re 27 and still go to your high schools basketballs games as “alumni”

    • @deanwinchester3356
      @deanwinchester3356 4 роки тому +126

      Yeeterino Boi Yikes. A university is one thing, not high school.

    • @TickleMeElmo55
      @TickleMeElmo55 4 роки тому +84

      I see nothing wrong with it since it depends on the culture, especially if the team is doing well and there's a deep sport culture and tradition.

    • @saucydip2466
      @saucydip2466 4 роки тому +164

      LandInbetween this video is about you

    • @chickenfdisoruhg4915
      @chickenfdisoruhg4915 4 роки тому +39

      Saucy Dip Chill dude. Though yeah, I don’t know how someone could have the willpower to visit their high school.

    • @TickleMeElmo55
      @TickleMeElmo55 4 роки тому +37

      @@saucydip2466 In part that I visit when either the football or basketball teams are on the path for state, sure. In my experience, most alums keep to themselves when they visit to watch a game and may interact with old teachers and staff if they ain't dead. Other than that they go in, watch the game, may look at the old trophies and what not during half-time, get a hotdog to munch on, and get out. Believe it or not not many alums from my high school who may visit for a game have careers and families. Many heavily donate on an annual basis.
      Plus, not all hometowns are the same. A small town vs major metro area + city. Add in ethnic enclaves that's been there for generations creating a specific culture.

  • @onionhombre
    @onionhombre 4 роки тому +260

    The guy who peaked in high school being overly invested in students who are still in high school is so accurate

  • @danishqureshi8563
    @danishqureshi8563 5 років тому +3049

    this video is kinda motivational like "dont be that guy"

    • @jv1990
      @jv1990 3 роки тому +32

      Yes. Glad I didn't peak in high-school but I for sure don't want to stay in my hometown.

    • @augustviolin
      @augustviolin 3 роки тому +1

      @@jv1990 facts

    • @thatomaake7398
      @thatomaake7398 3 роки тому +14

      This makes me wanna get out of here as fast as possible

    • @electrifiedrhythm5426
      @electrifiedrhythm5426 3 роки тому +4

      @@thatomaake7398 I'm in the same boat moving to a small town with my parents before I could make my own decisions really fucked me, long story short I'm leaving ASAP.

    • @thatomaake7398
      @thatomaake7398 3 роки тому +3

      @@electrifiedrhythm5426 You can do it bro 🙏🙏

  • @jethrot.fruits5722
    @jethrot.fruits5722 5 років тому +2129

    These guys are always on house arrest but smoke anyway.

    • @johncampbell4534
      @johncampbell4534 5 років тому +39

      And then proceed to brag about their felony/felonies that got them under house arrest. Lol

    • @Liam-vt8de
      @Liam-vt8de 5 років тому +1

      Gold comment That kind of person honestly fits the profile 100% 🤣

    • @ksmooth2134
      @ksmooth2134 5 років тому +2

      What does house arrest have to do with smoking

    • @nero-sb8uq
      @nero-sb8uq 5 років тому +7

      @@ksmooth2134 probation brah

    • @illdeath3368
      @illdeath3368 5 років тому +1

      You can smoke weed on probation dawg

  • @tamaraj8214
    @tamaraj8214 4 роки тому +150

    The guy who peeked in high school and never left his hometown is my uncle. He is 47 and still talks to me about girls he hooked up in high school and all the dumb stuff he did even though he is married. He always tells me "middle school and high school years are the best years of your life. From then on, it gets worse". I am 20 and I am in unniversity and I feel better now then in high school. For me it gets better, thanks uncle for your concern.

    • @Mohawk_Productions
      @Mohawk_Productions Рік тому +2

      well i mean even though its cold as hell he is speaking massive truth there

    • @peebay3515
      @peebay3515 26 днів тому

      Your uncle's a giant loser man, that sucks. My uncles are all pretty shit too.

    • @potatoeskimos
      @potatoeskimos 17 днів тому

      As a guy with a real job, if there's one thing he's right. It's that it doesn't get better. In work life, things are hella hard to achieve although the reward is big.

  • @King-Squid-99
    @King-Squid-99 5 років тому +2650

    “Free the homie Carter” 😂😂😂

  • @HeyImDateMike
    @HeyImDateMike 5 років тому +1246

    "She wrote *HAGS* in my yearbook. Think i should still hit er up?" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Dawnmorga123
      @Dawnmorga123 5 років тому +21

      Yooo I haven't even thought about HAGS since 2012 but still knew what it meant.

    • @arguingonyoutubeisforloser5968
      @arguingonyoutubeisforloser5968 5 років тому +1

      Your Ugly Homie 2007 here hahaha

    • @HeyImDateMike
      @HeyImDateMike 5 років тому +1

      Your Ugly Homie i feel old af when he does these hahaha. Wonder wtf they write in year books these days if they even write anything

    • @bobrob820
      @bobrob820 5 років тому

      What do the 5 fingaz say to the face? Some middle schoolers still write hags in yearbooks but mostly its short notes based off of inside jokes

    • @chicofromph33nix64
      @chicofromph33nix64 5 років тому

      Idk what HAGS mean, but we use to write K.I.T. in the year books back in the 90s

  • @masonhilliard5803
    @masonhilliard5803 3 роки тому +156

    How is he able to flawlessly executed these characters. He even managed to capture the profound sadness in his eyes 😂😂

    • @MetalTrucking
      @MetalTrucking Рік тому +9

      My guess is he visits his hometown every once and a while to update appearance here😂😂

  • @EvanAndHell
    @EvanAndHell 5 років тому +1499

    Teen Mom: “Father” Edition

  • @chiefusq
    @chiefusq 5 років тому +1779

    You can already tell this kid is named Kyle

    • @fishingalot247
      @fishingalot247 5 років тому +77

      Bro I literally went to school with a guy named Kyle who looks and acts like this. Before I came here I was like this guy looks like Kyle, wtf

    • @dashingapothecary7118
      @dashingapothecary7118 5 років тому +50

      Kyle, Spencer or Jeremy

    • @sethjeppson5680
      @sethjeppson5680 5 років тому +9

      @@dashingapothecary7118 Spencer?

    • @lildordor197
      @lildordor197 5 років тому +8

      Can’t be no monster drink in view

    • @Ben10man2
      @Ben10man2 5 років тому +15

      @@dashingapothecary7118 Hey talk shit to ma face

  • @essentialeccentricstudio2802
    @essentialeccentricstudio2802 3 роки тому +48

    These are the type of people who go to high school parties at 25 years old.

  • @straightsavage6696
    @straightsavage6696 5 років тому +1572

    “Yo those Granny Smiths be hittin” 😂😂💀

    • @mckay7478
      @mckay7478 4 роки тому +11

      Straight Savage that one sent me 💀

    • @johnkrolczyk2241
      @johnkrolczyk2241 3 роки тому +1

      That line was the most funny thing I heard in weeks!

    • @DrankSippaa
      @DrankSippaa 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @hankhill1344
    @hankhill1344 5 років тому +1589

    I genuinely thought you filmed this in my hometown. Turns out I live like a county over lol

  • @warguy403
    @warguy403 4 роки тому +97

    His tone of voice when he says "I did the lawn yesterday" is perfect

  • @CommonUsername
    @CommonUsername 5 років тому +597

    sorry I stopped being your bmx buddy :/ i’ll reach out soon!!

    • @jrrtt25
      @jrrtt25 5 років тому +18

      Hunter Whittle damn, H. You changed on us

    • @trippy4memez
      @trippy4memez 5 років тому +10

      Hunter Whittle bro where were you when we took shots at mike’s?

    • @CommonUsername
      @CommonUsername 5 років тому +4

      JJ TheDankMemester sorry bro was too busy freakin UR GIRL DUDE A HA HA

    • @trippy4memez
      @trippy4memez 5 років тому +5

      Hunter Whittle not cool bro :(

    • @CommonUsername
      @CommonUsername 5 років тому +5

      JJ TheDankMemester free the homie dankmemester

  • @ejhockey
    @ejhockey 5 років тому +936

    "Hey dad can I borrow some piss? I got a drug test comin up." haha

    • @orbitpukelissop6324
      @orbitpukelissop6324 4 роки тому +20

      he said borrow, like his dad will get it back later. 💀

    • @Isophic
      @Isophic 3 роки тому

      As soon as I read that it was soon the vid😂😂😍

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 роки тому +1

      Yep, that's in the video

    • @ejhockey
      @ejhockey 3 роки тому

      @@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 that's right, it is!

  • @soicyboy9075
    @soicyboy9075 4 роки тому +114

    used to work with someone who’s kinda like this .. never thought i would meet someone reliving their high school years and still reminiscing on the things they did in high school

  • @mgmoore3
    @mgmoore3 5 років тому +367

    *Finally hits cup with football, "still got it". The same guy goes 1/10 from 3s in a pick up game but yells "wet" the one he hits.

  • @nicob8872
    @nicob8872 5 років тому +910

    “Today we welcomed in our four... fifth child”😂

    • @Sexykittysav
      @Sexykittysav 5 років тому +3

      Nico B lmao I saw this at the exact same time

    • @malikmattison4091
      @malikmattison4091 5 років тому +1

      When did you edit this lol it's still at 833 that's crazy

    • @nicob8872
      @nicob8872 5 років тому

      ASMR .Mukbang I do that all the time, that’s funny

    • @ARealPain
      @ARealPain 5 років тому

      Grats on the likes??

  • @bubu5117
    @bubu5117 5 років тому +902

    "18 more days haha see you in 2 weeks"?? 😭

    • @ianstephenson9721
      @ianstephenson9721 5 років тому +24

      13 more days

    • @kap1526
      @kap1526 4 роки тому +17

      If he would have said that, it would have been even more funnier 😂😭

    • @rahuldamala7021
      @rahuldamala7021 4 роки тому

      Bubu you look cute

    • @chrisrhinehart45
      @chrisrhinehart45 4 роки тому +1

      Right

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 4 роки тому +1

      That’s so realistic, though. Dudes who peaked in high school will try to get with high school girls as a way to relieve their high school years.

  • @itsJeron
    @itsJeron 5 років тому +1871

    Trevor needs to have an appearance on The Real Bros of Simi Valley

  • @sadlyfn3692
    @sadlyfn3692 4 роки тому +29

    These are the virgins who bully me but are in their junior year for the fifth time

  • @danishazahar5510
    @danishazahar5510 5 років тому +473

    Everyone hates Riley because he went to college and left my boy isaiah alone . Bros aint loyal

    • @2atan
      @2atan 5 років тому +1

      These Bros Ain't Loyal

  • @Kinsey6King
    @Kinsey6King 5 років тому +2795

    Half the guys watching this and laughing don’t realize that they ARE that dude. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @bijuutamer729
      @bijuutamer729 5 років тому +260

      I think you're the only who hasn't realize they're this guy.

    • @faezmirbelson3742
      @faezmirbelson3742 5 років тому +10

      @@bijuutamer729 no. Me and Dave feel the same

    • @zacha6066
      @zacha6066 5 років тому +96

      Don’t understand the point of randomly throwing shade blindly. Someone sounds like they just moved out of their parents place (but might have left their x box-which I picked up a week later)

    • @wasabij
      @wasabij 5 років тому +35

      But that's why it's funny, the act is something a lot it insecure suburbanite kids go through. It's relatable.
      This just condenses it into an exaggerated caricature that EVERYONE can agree is too much.

    • @yougotgamesonyourphone6947
      @yougotgamesonyourphone6947 5 років тому +5

      Dave McGann Including yourself?

  • @Sweet_Dee
    @Sweet_Dee 4 роки тому +22

    Ah yes, I knew this dude. He graduated several years before me and took a girl in my class to our high school prom. He also has a large, poorly done chest tattoo that says "only god can judge me"

  • @33l0
    @33l0 5 років тому +460

    "Thomas the Dank engine" lmao😂

    • @daliguj221
      @daliguj221 4 роки тому +1

      You need to check out the song

  • @AlexYadaYada
    @AlexYadaYada 5 років тому +613

    The kind of dude who still goes to high school parties

  • @calebmayo8266
    @calebmayo8266 Рік тому +18

    Him saying the vape would "make a sick fist pack" is fucking hilarious. I knew this dude that was constantly talking about a lighter fist pack

  • @canadiansheep983
    @canadiansheep983 5 років тому +782

    18 more days?
    *Alright, see you in 2 weeks*

  • @xrik7865
    @xrik7865 5 років тому +601

    The Immortal Technique bit was put in there to specifically attack me

    • @austing6457
      @austing6457 5 років тому +36

      same. and the tech n9ne part.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 5 років тому +56

      Nothing truer than the immortal technique line. But these dudes literally only listen to dance with the devil or whatever and think it’s the deepest piece of music ever conceived.

    • @dangiven13
      @dangiven13 5 років тому +1

      lol I have an IT tattoo and I was triggered

    • @jake4379
      @jake4379 5 років тому +2

      I was listening to dance with devil while watching this I’m pissed

    • @oliviagracev.407
      @oliviagracev.407 5 років тому

      I feel extremely attacked

  • @DonnieDin
    @DonnieDin 2 роки тому +16

    “Fields closed for games”
    Trevor: let me introduce a little anarchy

  • @mamas.boy_4885
    @mamas.boy_4885 4 роки тому +260

    These be the same 26 year olds thinking they’re still teens

  • @shakeandjake_1
    @shakeandjake_1 5 років тому +376

    *Yo these Granny Smiths be hittin'*

    • @MadisonM1
      @MadisonM1 5 років тому +2

      Monica B I smoked out of a potato it’s okay

    • @mistersamman8899
      @mistersamman8899 5 років тому +2

      I read this as it happened

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 5 років тому +2

      Monica B shm apple bowls were great 😂

    • @shinx2873
      @shinx2873 5 років тому +2

      Gotta do what u gotta do

    • @mercurialmagictrees
      @mercurialmagictrees 5 років тому +3

      🍏 used to love em
      they're perfect for nature sessions

  • @Caltress
    @Caltress 5 років тому +459

    *Walks past traffic accident
    Says casually in nostalgia "I remember my first DUI"
    You are curing depression with these jokes my man.

  • @JesusChrist-uu2te
    @JesusChrist-uu2te 5 років тому +139

    "Yo, my girl just got hired at Mary Kay!" lmao

    • @stupidazzo5404
      @stupidazzo5404 5 років тому +2

      What's Mary Kay? Store?

    • @muhammedahmed467
      @muhammedahmed467 5 років тому +5

      @@stupidazzo5404 Pyramid Scheme.

    • @axelsmithson9865
      @axelsmithson9865 5 років тому +5

      @@stupidazzo5404 It's a pyramid scheme designed to prey on women. Lots of expensive cosmetic products, lots of the standard "buy it cause it's expensive and the best and all your girlfriends will LOVE it"

  • @ItIsIKhai
    @ItIsIKhai Рік тому +15

    The smaller the town, the more accurate this gets. There's always that one guy

    • @Mohawk_Productions
      @Mohawk_Productions Рік тому +1

      i'd go get beers with a guy like that,

    • @LeafBoye
      @LeafBoye 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Mohawk_Productionsno you wouldn't

    • @Mohawk_Productions
      @Mohawk_Productions 4 місяці тому

      @@LeafBoye
      No i really would. Be fun to hang out with
      You just gotta keep livin man
      L I V I N

  • @squidwardstesticles5914
    @squidwardstesticles5914 4 роки тому +177

    “Can I borrow some piss” implies you’re gonna give it back and idk how I feel about that