FANFIC HERE. Chapter 1. "A need for warm" It is night, 1:00AM. Moon and her wife are in their house laying in bed. Moon notice the expression of her beloved Bronya while she is remembering the days when her best friend Seele and her wife Moon shared everything together, from the tiniest moment walking around Belobog to the wildest moments in bed. -What happen Bronya? You look so lost in thoughts -It is nothing, I just can't get over the fact that Seele isn't here anymore. The mention of Seele triggers something inside Moon, which also had an especial bond with Seele, she want to cry but she also wants to confort Bronya, both are having a hard time after the death of Seele, but Moon has already cried a lot unlike Bronya which has been avoiding all those sentiments while working overtime. -Let's visit her grave tomorrow. Moon wants Bronya to move on, its been 2 years now but Bronya has been acting different, she doesn't talk about her feelings and avoid showing her weaknesses. She is the dauther of the supreme guardian, she needs to be strong but Moon already said to her thousands of times, "cry is not for the weak, cry is a way to let release part of the pain". -No... I have work to do. You know the daughter of the supreme guardian can't lose her time in... Bronya was looking at the ceiling while talking but felt something off and turn to Moon. -WHAT do you mean "losing" your time? Moon is pissed off but under control. This is not going the way she wants. -No Moon, that was not what I wanted to say. -Then what it is? -I just misspoke, you know I loved her as much as I love you. -But you never show me that, ever since she pass out you stopped showing any emotion, I get it, you feel really bad but... Moon stop herself from continuing the conversation, it may hurt Bronya and thats the exact opposite of what she wants. -Moon stop, lets just sleep, tomorrow will be a long Monday and I have a lot of things to do, you also have to go visit your friend GachaSmack and Iyo, right? -I wont be late, we will meet at the afternoon, I don't need to sleep yet. -You should. -What about you? You have been working over time without rest. -I will. -You are giving me cold replys again. We talked about that, I want you to trust me and share everything you think -I do that. -No, it is not like that. -What do you mean? -You know what I mean. -I... sorry -And this bed has been so cold lately. -Moon... I... -Shut up, and kiss me. After giving a kiss without passing Bronya turn to the wall. She is still not ready, everything reminds her to Seele, she fears than if she goes further she will be secretly waiting for Seele appear to joinf the party and than when she realize that wont happen she will start tearing in front of Moon, worrying her even more. 3:00 AM. Hours has passed and Bronya is still awake, Moon has been sleeping for a long time. "This bed has been so cold", she hears that phrase in her mind again and again, she honestly feels the same, she wants to feel the fire that has melted her ice walls again. But when she see at Moon she also sees at Seele... this is making her crazy and she feels she can't go on. After some time thinking she takes out her phone and wants to distract herself looking at the socialmedia. While looking random videos she finds some photos posted by GachaSmack, he has been working out and showing his results. That picks her curiosity and without noticing also her interest. She already knows him, they met in a bar some years ago, that was before dating Moon. She never told this to Moon, how could she? after all, Bronya and Gacha don't share that much, she is the succesor of Cocolia and he is a bad boy of the underworld. Maybe that was what made that night they shared so hot, she is used to rule over people as the second in charge in Belobog, she was not used to being dominated that way. "No, there is no way I ever told Moon any of this, it just happend once, it wont happen again", thinks Bronya while looking at GachaSmack's photos. Bronya tries to sleep, but she was looking at his photos and wondering "why do I still remember him, it was just one night, it was 5 years ago, he did nothing good for me,"... she keeps asking herself what did Gacha so good that she hasn't forget him. He didn't treat her a the that everyone does, he didn't even show her respect, although he didn't treated her bad either... "He is not good for me", Bronya licks her lips, "he is bad, like a drug, something forbiden". -I am sorry Moon... Bronya sends a message to the contect GachaSMASH, a simple "hi", a ask for help to forget her problems to move on disguised as an innocent "hi". She seeks that "distraction". 6:00 AM. The underworld. I a graveshard Iyo and Cocolia are visiting Seele's tombstone. -I don't know why you wanted to come here. -I feel bad Coco, don't you feel guilt? -Why? She was in our way, It was Seele's fault. -But she was Bronya's best friend. Iyo places a flower before Seele's grave -Bronya is strong, she is my daugther, and I have never see her crying over her death. -Coco don't you think Bronya has changed since her death? -Darling, I know my dauther better than anyone else, I am sure she is okay. -I am a friend of Moon, she told me about how Bronya feel. -And what she said? -Bronya is not so okay as you think, she doesn't want to talk about her feelings even with Moon. -Darling I have never see you as someone so soft. -What? -She is the next supreme guardian, she most be strong, those feelings are for the weak, that is what I always said to her from the start when she was young. -. . . When he thinks about Bronya he feels guilt, Seele's death was not an accident. But it is hard for him to make Cocolia emphatyze with him or with Bronya. -Well I do feel guilty Coco. -Darling it is okay, it was not your fault. Cocolia hugs Iyo, almost drowning all his lament in her chest. She conforst him while smiling. "It is not your fault babe.... it was mine".
Moon cant help but be greedy and try to get 2 for 1 deals XD As for my answers: 1. Marry Topaz, Smash Aventurine, Kill Jade (I already have a snake waifu so thats fine by me) 2. Marry Bronya (but not cz I want to but cz she doesnt leave my pulls alone so I got no say in that) Smash Cocolia, Kill Seele (sorry Molly) 3. Marry Feixiao, Smash Lingsha, kill Tingyun (this was the hardest choice for me tbh. I really rather not kill anyone here) 4. Marry Gallagher (ignore that he doesnt even exist technically cz he's Enigmata), Smash Ratio, Kill Sunday twice. 5. Marry Ruan Mei, Smash Asta, kill Fu Xuan (Ruan Mei doesnt need fixing, gl trying to anyway) 6. Marry Jingliu, Smash Kafka, Kill Himeko (Kakfa is what I like to call style over substance so just a smash) 7. Marry Jing Yuan, Smash DHIL, Kill Blade (someone has to grant his wish) 8. Marry Robin, Smash Sparkle, Kill Rappa (stealing Robin from Mina's just a bonus) 9. Marry Black Swan, Smash Acheron, Kill Firely (sorry Firefly, have to kill someone if we follow the rules. Otherwise I"d just headpat) 10. Marry Moze, Smash Boothill, Kill Luka (though I'd rather fight Luka cz I'm also on martial arts) If explanations are wanted I'll glady give them.
I feel like Ruan Mei would be marry or kill. If you F then she'll just erase your memory to be safe and I'd want to remember a night like that. If she agrees to marry she probably won't erase your memory.
Round 1: Kill Aventurine, Fudge Jade, Marry Topaz (Sorry Aventurine, but had to for others lol) Round 2: Kill Seele, Fudge Cocolia, Marry Bronya Round 3: Kill Linghsa,Fudge Feixiao, Marry Tingyun (I love all 3 of them tho ;-;) Round 4: Kill Sunday, Fudge Gallagher, Marry Ratio (I'd appreciate having Ratio's intellect on my side) Round 5: Kill Fu Xuan,Fudge Ruan Mei, Marry Asta (I would want to marry Ruan Mei, but currently she would be too distant for me) Round 6: Kill Luocha, Fudge Reca, Marry Welt (I would love to talk about mechs with Welt lol) Round 7: Kill Himeko, Fudge Kafka, Marry Jingliu (Choosing here hurts so much, but I love Jingliu too much, ngl tho Moon you almost convinced me on swapping Kafka into the kill spot cuz killing Himeko just almost feels more wrong than killing Kafka) Round 8: Kill Blade(I can try lol), Fudge Dan Heng, Marry Jing Yuan (Praise to our general!) Round 9: Kill Sparkle, Fudge Rappa, Marry Robin (I'm all for Robin's personality and singing! Sparkle would most likely be too chaotic for me.) Round 10: Brain cannot compute, choices too hard to make but gotta say Black Swan is definite marry lol. I guess Kill Acheron, and Fudge Firefly but it do feel wrong also leaving Firefly like that ;-; Round 11: Kill Moze, Fudge Luka, Marry Boothill
You people are crazyyyyyyyy, this entire video was insane 💀💀You cooked on some parts but I'm left raising an eyebrow at some others. Guess while I'm at it, I'll leave my choices here: 1. Marry Aven, fudge Topaz, kill Jade. I'm not crazy about any of the options here, so I just min-maxed based on my preferences 2. Marry Bronya, fudge Seele, kill Cocolia. I was killing Cocolia no matter what, so then there's me third-wheeling on Bronseele no matter what, so I might as well choose to marry the one where I can help her by getting stuff ready at home or helping her in the office. 3. Marry Tingyun, fudge Lingsha, kill Feixiao. I'm choosing to marry the "Fugue" version of her. I want to be there for her and support her throughout the journey of getting her life back, then whether or not she wants to return to being a merchant, I'll support her no matter what! As for Lingsha and Feixiao... I'm gonna be fr with you, I picked to kill Fei because I know that there is 0 way I'm actually able to kill her, like, it's not happening (as opposed to the other kills where even though I know I have 0 chance I wouldn't really mind). 4. Marry Ratio, fudge Sunday, kill Gallagher. Average Ratio mischaracterization, but I should not be surprised, he is husband material, and y'all just haters fr. Then I'm choosing to kill Gallagher because as much as he's a legend, he's a history fictionologist, and I can't stand those mfs. 5. Marry Asta, fudge Ruan Mei, kill Fu Xuan. I'm not hearing it about marrying RM to "fix her", you are not fixing a genius through marriage, you are just going to end up as another experiment, you can fix RM through a couple of ways (probably, maybe) but marriage is NOT one of them. As for Asta and the Arlan in the room... I'd marry him too and call it a polycule, man is a green flag anyways so I'd be losing out if I didn't take the chance. 6. Marry Welt, fudge Reca, kill Loucha. Only reason I don't kill Reca is because he did a solid to Rappa, so he has my respect for that, but other than that, he's a Cremator, and those guys can go fudge themselves. 7. Marry Himeko, fudge Kafka, kill Jingliu. Kafka has yet to give me a reason for me wanting to kill her (other than the Apocaliptic Shadow of her, but that shouldn't count, it's unfair), so killing Jingliu it is. Besides, I'm making her a favor by reuniting her with Baiheng, so it's fine! 8. Marry Dan Heng, fudge Jing Yuan, kill Blade. You are all insane for not killing Blade, no other notes, yall are just insane. 9. Marry Rappa, fudge Robin, kill Sparkle. (This is the longest rant I'll have for this) Okay, Gacha and Iyo, I have a very important question to ask; have neither of you heard of the phrase "Don't stick your d¡ck in crazy"? Because I need you both to understand, you are not getting a shapeshifting wife, you are getting the most *devious, insane* character in all of HSR. Sure you could justify the one night stand for the freaky s3x, but for life?! You are getting dragged to every single *crime* that this girl is committing, now, granted, maybe *I am* heavily mischaracterizing her and she only gets up to mischief and it's a good person at the end of the day, but still, you two are another breed for wanting to stay with Elation Herself for life. As for Rappa, I'd dig going through the galaxy in search for bad guys with my badass ninja brainrot wife, way better than the repercusions of marrying Robin, those idol fans are insane I tell you, INSANE. 10. Marry Firefly, fuge Blackswan, kill Acheron. With all due respect, I'll be helping out Rehoo with all three of your demise, please make sure to wait patiently /j. In a more serious note, yeah, I like Firefly and I'm luke-warm on BS and Acheron, so I'll fudge BS because she'll help us get to the new planet, but other than that, eh. 11. Marry Boothill, fudge *t w o k a*, kill Moze. So um, yeah, I like my Galaxy Rangers, same reason as Rappa, and after his quest and the war dance event, I can't kill my boy Luka, I just can't, so I guess that Moze is going on the "I actually care about you so I'll actually take the massive skill gap into account and say that even if I tried I would not succeed" category alongside Fei, which is really fitting lol.
Finally someone understands rappa is wife 💖 I've been saying since she got drip marketed that I'd marry that woman and the 2.6 quest just improved on that thought. Reject monke, marry ninja /hj Also another bonus for boothill as husband he was a father Soooo good with kids if you're into that lol
Plus to add onto that, I feel like Sparkle would turn into Sampo or Hook mid fudge just to laugh at your reaction. (Unless you're into that.) So yeah. Nope on Sparkle.
@Moonnverse, @GachaSmack07, and @Iyoverse this my favorite UA-cam video ever! This was pure 'Cinema'! I needed this video so badly! This made my whole weekend! Comedy gold, guys!
Sparkle all day & night but Rappa vs Robin is tricky for me both are kind fine women but I don't know who'd be a better wife, Robin might be a better one but it might be a boring marriage, it's not like Firefly who'll do anything with you as a wife or girlfriend. I might have to go with Robin though because I don't think I can keep up with Rappa.
Gatcha smack’s comment about dr ratio was hilarious and iyo is right about fu xuan shes hiding ass. Sparkle going to be an exciting wife thing about how crazy she is going to be and the experience you would have in the bedroom
Round 1: Kill Aventurine, Fudge Jade, Marry Topaz Round 2: Kill Cocolia, Fudge Seele, Marry Bronya Round 3: Kill Feixiao, Fudge Tingyun, Marry Lingsha Round 4: Kill Gallagher, Fudge Sunday, Marry Ratio Round 5: Kill Fu Xuan, Fudge Asta, Marry Ruan Mei Round 6: Kill Luocha, Fudge Reca, Marry Welt Round 7: Kill Himeko, Fudge Kafka, Marry Jingliu (i was debating either Fudging Kafka or Jingliu coz on Jingliu's case, its like wine, the older it is, the better it tastes lol) Round 8: Kill Blade(l mean he wants it), Fudge Dan Heng, Marry Jing Yuan Round 9: Kill Rappa, Fudge Sparkle, Marry Robin (Fudging Sparkle means we can be into some kinky stuff) Round 10: Kill Acheron, Fugue Black Swan, Marry Firefly (Firefly is literally wife material. Black Swan with her child bearing hips and well, Acheron is too emo for me) Round 11: Kill Boothill, Fudge Moze, Marry Luka
Let me know your choices throughout the video! I hope you all enjoy this fun video and make sure to check out everyone involved !
I wanna marry Himeko from Honkai impact 3rd 😢
OK, I will try to take the task of doing a half decent fanfic an post it here.
FANFIC HERE.
Chapter 1. "A need for warm"
It is night, 1:00AM. Moon and her wife are in their house laying in bed. Moon notice the expression of her beloved Bronya while she is remembering the days when her best friend Seele and her wife Moon shared everything together, from the tiniest moment walking around Belobog to the wildest moments in bed.
-What happen Bronya? You look so lost in thoughts
-It is nothing, I just can't get over the fact that Seele isn't here anymore.
The mention of Seele triggers something inside Moon, which also had an especial bond with Seele, she want to cry but she also wants to confort Bronya, both are having a hard time after the death of Seele, but Moon has already cried a lot unlike Bronya which has been avoiding all those sentiments while working overtime.
-Let's visit her grave tomorrow.
Moon wants Bronya to move on, its been 2 years now but Bronya has been acting different, she doesn't talk about her feelings and avoid showing her weaknesses. She is the dauther of the supreme guardian, she needs to be strong but
Moon already said to her thousands of times, "cry is not for the weak, cry is a way to let release part of the pain".
-No... I have work to do. You know the daughter of the supreme guardian can't lose her time in...
Bronya was looking at the ceiling while talking but felt something off and turn to Moon.
-WHAT do you mean "losing" your time?
Moon is pissed off but under control. This is not going the way she wants.
-No Moon, that was not what I wanted to say.
-Then what it is?
-I just misspoke, you know I loved her as much as I love you.
-But you never show me that, ever since she pass out you stopped showing any emotion, I get it, you feel really bad but...
Moon stop herself from continuing the conversation, it may hurt Bronya and thats the exact opposite of what she wants.
-Moon stop, lets just sleep, tomorrow will be a long Monday and I have a lot of things to do, you also have to go visit your friend GachaSmack and Iyo, right?
-I wont be late, we will meet at the afternoon, I don't need to sleep yet.
-You should.
-What about you? You have been working over time without rest.
-I will.
-You are giving me cold replys again. We talked about that, I want you to trust me and share everything you think
-I do that.
-No, it is not like that.
-What do you mean?
-You know what I mean.
-I... sorry
-And this bed has been so cold lately.
-Moon... I...
-Shut up, and kiss me.
After giving a kiss without passing Bronya turn to the wall. She is still not ready, everything reminds her to Seele, she fears than if she goes further she will be secretly waiting for Seele appear to joinf the party and than when she realize that wont happen she will start tearing in front of Moon, worrying her even more.
3:00 AM. Hours has passed and Bronya is still awake, Moon has been sleeping for a long time. "This bed has been so cold", she hears that phrase in her mind again and again, she honestly feels the same, she wants to feel the fire that has melted her ice walls again. But when she see at Moon she also sees at Seele... this is making her crazy and she feels she can't go on.
After some time thinking she takes out her phone and wants to distract herself looking at the socialmedia. While looking random videos she finds some photos posted by GachaSmack, he has been working out and showing his results. That picks her curiosity and without noticing also her interest.
She already knows him, they met in a bar some years ago, that was before dating Moon. She never told this to Moon, how could she? after all, Bronya and Gacha don't share that much, she is the succesor of Cocolia and he is a bad boy of the underworld. Maybe that was what made that night they shared so hot, she is used to rule over people as the second in charge in Belobog, she was not used to being dominated that way. "No, there is no way I ever told Moon any of this, it just happend once, it wont happen again", thinks Bronya while looking at GachaSmack's photos.
Bronya tries to sleep, but she was looking at his photos and wondering "why do I still remember him, it was just one night, it was 5 years ago, he did nothing good for me,"... she keeps asking herself what did Gacha so good that she hasn't forget him. He didn't treat her a the that everyone does, he didn't even show her respect, although he didn't treated her bad either... "He is not good for me", Bronya licks her lips, "he is bad, like a drug, something forbiden".
-I am sorry Moon...
Bronya sends a message to the contect GachaSMASH, a simple "hi", a ask for help to forget her problems to move on disguised as an innocent "hi". She seeks that "distraction".
6:00 AM. The underworld.
I a graveshard Iyo and Cocolia are visiting Seele's tombstone.
-I don't know why you wanted to come here.
-I feel bad Coco, don't you feel guilt?
-Why? She was in our way, It was Seele's fault.
-But she was Bronya's best friend.
Iyo places a flower before Seele's grave
-Bronya is strong, she is my daugther, and I have never see her crying over her death.
-Coco don't you think Bronya has changed since her death?
-Darling, I know my dauther better than anyone else, I am sure she is okay.
-I am a friend of Moon, she told me about how Bronya feel.
-And what she said?
-Bronya is not so okay as you think, she doesn't want to talk about her feelings even with Moon.
-Darling I have never see you as someone so soft.
-What?
-She is the next supreme guardian, she most be strong, those feelings are for the weak, that is what I always said to her from the start when she was young.
-. . .
When he thinks about Bronya he feels guilt, Seele's death was not an accident. But it is hard for him to make Cocolia emphatyze with him or with Bronya.
-Well I do feel guilty Coco.
-Darling it is okay, it was not your fault.
Cocolia hugs Iyo, almost drowning all his lament in her chest. She conforst him while smiling. "It is not your fault babe.... it was mine".
CHAPTER ONE IS COMPLETE i am sending it to iyo now
@@Moonnverse I hope he like it.
@@Moonnverse I NEED TO SEE HIM READ IT LIVE !
Moon cant help but be greedy and try to get 2 for 1 deals XD
As for my answers:
1. Marry Topaz, Smash Aventurine, Kill Jade (I already have a snake waifu so thats fine by me)
2. Marry Bronya (but not cz I want to but cz she doesnt leave my pulls alone so I got no say in that) Smash Cocolia, Kill Seele (sorry Molly)
3. Marry Feixiao, Smash Lingsha, kill Tingyun (this was the hardest choice for me tbh. I really rather not kill anyone here)
4. Marry Gallagher (ignore that he doesnt even exist technically cz he's Enigmata), Smash Ratio, Kill Sunday twice.
5. Marry Ruan Mei, Smash Asta, kill Fu Xuan (Ruan Mei doesnt need fixing, gl trying to anyway)
6. Marry Jingliu, Smash Kafka, Kill Himeko (Kakfa is what I like to call style over substance so just a smash)
7. Marry Jing Yuan, Smash DHIL, Kill Blade (someone has to grant his wish)
8. Marry Robin, Smash Sparkle, Kill Rappa (stealing Robin from Mina's just a bonus)
9. Marry Black Swan, Smash Acheron, Kill Firely (sorry Firefly, have to kill someone if we follow the rules. Otherwise I"d just headpat)
10. Marry Moze, Smash Boothill, Kill Luka (though I'd rather fight Luka cz I'm also on martial arts)
If explanations are wanted I'll glady give them.
iyo is a pro for making the same pose everytime
true artwork images
the editing is crazy
I feel like Ruan Mei would be marry or kill. If you F then she'll just erase your memory to be safe and I'd want to remember a night like that. If she agrees to marry she probably won't erase your memory.
Iyo got too much NTR on the brain.
Y'all are wild but that was fun. Hope rehoo gets better though 👏
He’s doing better now!
The equivalent to blue balls is clam jammer
whatever you said on Boothill is so real. Live, love, fudge Boothill
Moon took the choices i would've taken too| This can't be real xD
Round 1: Kill Aventurine, Fudge Jade, Marry Topaz (Sorry Aventurine, but had to for others lol)
Round 2: Kill Seele, Fudge Cocolia, Marry Bronya
Round 3: Kill Linghsa,Fudge Feixiao, Marry Tingyun (I love all 3 of them tho ;-;)
Round 4: Kill Sunday, Fudge Gallagher, Marry Ratio (I'd appreciate having Ratio's intellect on my side)
Round 5: Kill Fu Xuan,Fudge Ruan Mei, Marry Asta (I would want to marry Ruan Mei, but currently she would be too distant for me)
Round 6: Kill Luocha, Fudge Reca, Marry Welt (I would love to talk about mechs with Welt lol)
Round 7: Kill Himeko, Fudge Kafka, Marry Jingliu (Choosing here hurts so much, but I love Jingliu too much, ngl tho Moon you almost convinced me on swapping Kafka into the kill spot cuz killing Himeko just almost feels more wrong than killing Kafka)
Round 8: Kill Blade(I can try lol), Fudge Dan Heng, Marry Jing Yuan (Praise to our general!)
Round 9: Kill Sparkle, Fudge Rappa, Marry Robin (I'm all for Robin's personality and singing! Sparkle would most likely be too chaotic for me.)
Round 10: Brain cannot compute, choices too hard to make but gotta say Black Swan is definite marry lol. I guess Kill Acheron, and Fudge Firefly but it do feel wrong also leaving Firefly like that ;-;
Round 11: Kill Moze, Fudge Luka, Marry Boothill
You people are crazyyyyyyyy, this entire video was insane 💀💀You cooked on some parts but I'm left raising an eyebrow at some others.
Guess while I'm at it, I'll leave my choices here:
1. Marry Aven, fudge Topaz, kill Jade. I'm not crazy about any of the options here, so I just min-maxed based on my preferences
2. Marry Bronya, fudge Seele, kill Cocolia. I was killing Cocolia no matter what, so then there's me third-wheeling on Bronseele no matter what, so I might as well choose to marry the one where I can help her by getting stuff ready at home or helping her in the office.
3. Marry Tingyun, fudge Lingsha, kill Feixiao. I'm choosing to marry the "Fugue" version of her. I want to be there for her and support her throughout the journey of getting her life back, then whether or not she wants to return to being a merchant, I'll support her no matter what! As for Lingsha and Feixiao... I'm gonna be fr with you, I picked to kill Fei because I know that there is 0 way I'm actually able to kill her, like, it's not happening (as opposed to the other kills where even though I know I have 0 chance I wouldn't really mind).
4. Marry Ratio, fudge Sunday, kill Gallagher. Average Ratio mischaracterization, but I should not be surprised, he is husband material, and y'all just haters fr. Then I'm choosing to kill Gallagher because as much as he's a legend, he's a history fictionologist, and I can't stand those mfs.
5. Marry Asta, fudge Ruan Mei, kill Fu Xuan. I'm not hearing it about marrying RM to "fix her", you are not fixing a genius through marriage, you are just going to end up as another experiment, you can fix RM through a couple of ways (probably, maybe) but marriage is NOT one of them. As for Asta and the Arlan in the room... I'd marry him too and call it a polycule, man is a green flag anyways so I'd be losing out if I didn't take the chance.
6. Marry Welt, fudge Reca, kill Loucha. Only reason I don't kill Reca is because he did a solid to Rappa, so he has my respect for that, but other than that, he's a Cremator, and those guys can go fudge themselves.
7. Marry Himeko, fudge Kafka, kill Jingliu. Kafka has yet to give me a reason for me wanting to kill her (other than the Apocaliptic Shadow of her, but that shouldn't count, it's unfair), so killing Jingliu it is. Besides, I'm making her a favor by reuniting her with Baiheng, so it's fine!
8. Marry Dan Heng, fudge Jing Yuan, kill Blade. You are all insane for not killing Blade, no other notes, yall are just insane.
9. Marry Rappa, fudge Robin, kill Sparkle. (This is the longest rant I'll have for this) Okay, Gacha and Iyo, I have a very important question to ask; have neither of you heard of the phrase "Don't stick your d¡ck in crazy"? Because I need you both to understand, you are not getting a shapeshifting wife, you are getting the most *devious, insane* character in all of HSR. Sure you could justify the one night stand for the freaky s3x, but for life?! You are getting dragged to every single *crime* that this girl is committing, now, granted, maybe *I am* heavily mischaracterizing her and she only gets up to mischief and it's a good person at the end of the day, but still, you two are another breed for wanting to stay with Elation Herself for life. As for Rappa, I'd dig going through the galaxy in search for bad guys with my badass ninja brainrot wife, way better than the repercusions of marrying Robin, those idol fans are insane I tell you, INSANE.
10. Marry Firefly, fuge Blackswan, kill Acheron. With all due respect, I'll be helping out Rehoo with all three of your demise, please make sure to wait patiently /j. In a more serious note, yeah, I like Firefly and I'm luke-warm on BS and Acheron, so I'll fudge BS because she'll help us get to the new planet, but other than that, eh.
11. Marry Boothill, fudge *t w o k a*, kill Moze. So um, yeah, I like my Galaxy Rangers, same reason as Rappa, and after his quest and the war dance event, I can't kill my boy Luka, I just can't, so I guess that Moze is going on the "I actually care about you so I'll actually take the massive skill gap into account and say that even if I tried I would not succeed" category alongside Fei, which is really fitting lol.
Finally someone understands rappa is wife 💖
I've been saying since she got drip marketed that I'd marry that woman and the 2.6 quest just improved on that thought.
Reject monke, marry ninja /hj
Also another bonus for boothill as husband he was a father Soooo good with kids if you're into that lol
Plus to add onto that, I feel like Sparkle would turn into Sampo or Hook mid fudge just to laugh at your reaction. (Unless you're into that.)
So yeah. Nope on Sparkle.
@@franziskavonkarma9952 Rangers lover let's go!!!
@@Misaka05050Okay, the Sampo one I wouldn't really mind, that's definetly a freaky move but alright, but Hook? NOPE, devious beyond compare.
@@lennyfacebutnotreally3198 I am very much a simp for our galaxy rangers, would marry the both of them
Along with a certain scholar and gambler 💜💛
Moon. I think the boys owe you. This must be the fastest demonetisation ever. Great vid though. Worth it.
Forget demonetization, this might end yo age restricted, ngl
Funniest HSR video I’ve seen in a while. 😂
@Moonnverse, @GachaSmack07, and @Iyoverse this my favorite UA-cam video ever! This was pure 'Cinema'! I needed this video so badly! This made my whole weekend! Comedy gold, guys!
Thank you :D glad you enjoyed !
Amazing and super fun video, obs: im with you REHOO, Firefly is the best girl.
18:30 😂😂😂 I feel like ya'll would know I'm marrying Gallagher 💍
moon this is so funny I can't 😭
LOL i hope you enjoy
@@Moonnverse "you're so huge doctor" 💀
i am cackling
Throwback to the first moon video i ever watched
Sparkle all day & night but Rappa vs Robin is tricky for me both are kind fine women but I don't know who'd be a better wife, Robin might be a better one but it might be a boring marriage, it's not like Firefly who'll do anything with you as a wife or girlfriend. I might have to go with Robin though because I don't think I can keep up with Rappa.
These kinds of videos are always so funny, even tho i didnt watch it fully yet, I'm sure il have a blast
the Seele/Bronya throuple is def the way to go, I'd marry Seele otherwise because I like her angry tsundere ways
this is the first thing I saw when I woke up, and I am happy it is
This was such a fun video I love this trio ❤❤😂😂
Gatcha smack’s comment about dr ratio was hilarious and iyo is right about fu xuan shes hiding ass. Sparkle going to be an exciting wife thing about how crazy she is going to be and the experience you would have in the bedroom
Round 1: Kill Aventurine, Fudge Jade, Marry Topaz
Round 2: Kill Cocolia, Fudge Seele, Marry Bronya
Round 3: Kill Feixiao, Fudge Tingyun, Marry Lingsha
Round 4: Kill Gallagher, Fudge Sunday, Marry Ratio
Round 5: Kill Fu Xuan, Fudge Asta, Marry Ruan Mei
Round 6: Kill Luocha, Fudge Reca, Marry Welt
Round 7: Kill Himeko, Fudge Kafka, Marry Jingliu (i was debating either Fudging Kafka or Jingliu coz on Jingliu's case, its like wine, the older it is, the better it tastes lol)
Round 8: Kill Blade(l mean he wants it), Fudge Dan Heng, Marry Jing Yuan
Round 9: Kill Rappa, Fudge Sparkle, Marry Robin (Fudging Sparkle means we can be into some kinky stuff)
Round 10: Kill Acheron, Fugue Black Swan, Marry Firefly (Firefly is literally wife material. Black Swan with her child bearing hips and well, Acheron is too emo for me)
Round 11: Kill Boothill, Fudge Moze, Marry Luka
Well this is an interesting turn of events for a video
Black Swan gonna flirt with errybody and just delete your memory if she gets caught 😅
This is the content we need 👏👏👏👏
I loved all of this but where is my wife Silver wolf!!
Marrying luka is such a based take.
I CAN FIX HER😭🙏
Smack killing Himeko? Easy there Shaoji 😂
We need a dps tier list
Thoes who played HI 3rd will marry himeko
Crazy women are where its at so im marrying all the crazy ones
6 minutes in and this video is already a masterpiece
31:28 What 😂
That natu guy did an okay job I guess.
Do a what would you do next time.
You did it you mad dogs
it’s finally here LOL
But i thought someone would marry Sunday just so they can live with eobin as they are siblings and....... 😅
Let's goooooo
add natasha, sampoo and mc
LMAO this is funny
Hii first
Hi :) how are you doing?