What your favorite CIVILIZATION says about you! Age of Empires III

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  • @FunicularJim
    @FunicularJim 5 років тому +2794

    and then there’s me. Still only playing against AI

    • @artymar1537
      @artymar1537 5 років тому +316

      Same here, because everyone kicks me once they see my level.

    • @pavelcerny9803
      @pavelcerny9803 5 років тому +42

      Me too :D

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 5 років тому +37

      As a matter of fact, I play alone too since my game had trouble in the instalation (I play in steam)

    • @acuarionohyogaable
      @acuarionohyogaable 5 років тому +38

      You AND me brother... But at least i used to play 2v 1... So thats something... Right? Right..???

    • @pavelcerny9803
      @pavelcerny9803 5 років тому +23

      @@acuarionohyogaable I used to play 3v5 or 4v4 at least :D love those big battles

  • @dookiestain3591
    @dookiestain3591 5 років тому +2369

    True, i played AOE3 for over 5 years and still have no clue what the Aztecs have.

    • @widowmine6306
      @widowmine6306 5 років тому +39

      Mak worst nightmare of a french cuirassier spammer ;)

    • @TheAceStriker
      @TheAceStriker 5 років тому +8

      That's sad...

    • @jonorm6659
      @jonorm6659 5 років тому +26

      Cannons are the best counter to them I always find

    • @nybethobdilord6912
      @nybethobdilord6912 5 років тому +25

      Aztec surprisingly have a decent late game. If you allow the Aztec player to get a decent gold economy they can spam Eagle Runner Knights which lose only to skirmishers and artillery. Which are easy to counter with coyote runners and arrow knights.
      Actually ended up beating a French player because of Eagle Runner Knights. Definitely their best unit late game.
      Maces fall off HARD late game due to having no shipment upgrades besides the health bonus. So you gotta switch off of them during the fortress age into Eagle Runner Knights.

    • @CHRISTIANNWO
      @CHRISTIANNWO 5 років тому +7

      The Eagle Knight Runners are the backbone of an Aztec army. Combined with jaguars & pikes; they are very formidable.

  • @beorfaq878
    @beorfaq878 5 років тому +1393

    >never played aoe3
    >looks germany
    >killing villagers
    >old good germany

    • @CountlessPWNZ
      @CountlessPWNZ 5 років тому +52

      aoe 3 is based and redpilled

    • @boilerhoer3906
      @boilerhoer3906 5 років тому +41

      *Preussens Gloria intensifies*

    • @SchwarzeSonne1965
      @SchwarzeSonne1965 5 років тому +21

      but forced germany into 2 world wars by zionist bankers is more evil :D

    • @sebastianw9749
      @sebastianw9749 5 років тому +13

      wtf is this 4chan format

    • @badgoy7875
      @badgoy7875 4 роки тому +6

      @@SchwarzeSonne1965 awaken gamers ❤

  • @dystopianalphaomega609
    @dystopianalphaomega609 5 років тому +846

    Portugal: for players who look at all the units in the game and decide that the town center is the best offensive unit

    • @furinick
      @furinick 5 років тому +59

      I started playing this game again this year (played as a kid), played as Portugal and was confused
      I'M SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE AS MINI FORTS? HELL YEAH

    • @brianguevara3
      @brianguevara3 3 роки тому +12

      Portuguese.... Lets spam..... Fishing ships

    • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263
      @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 3 роки тому +1

      @@codymiller5468 Bro I never thought that was possible XD

    • @itsdragoman
      @itsdragoman 3 роки тому +1

      Portuguese: you CAN'T hit me (Hello French)

    • @Rtn7789
      @Rtn7789 3 роки тому +2

      @@brianguevara3 British civic is the best no one can match them

  • @aussieblackhawk123
    @aussieblackhawk123 5 років тому +775

    " Germany. Quality over quantity "
    -Koniggratzer Marsch plays in the background -

    • @porky2673
      @porky2673 5 років тому +13

      more like Prussia Glory

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 років тому

      What is this word quality? I know what the quantity is, but surely quality is no different.

    • @porky2673
      @porky2673 5 років тому +7

      @@crusader7659 I don't know if your'e being serious or not. But quality is having better and more professional troops over mass quantity best country I can think of in history that explains it well is Prussia around the time of Fredrick the Great.

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 років тому +14

      Porky I wasn’t being serious, I’m a Russia player

    • @porky2673
      @porky2673 5 років тому +11

      @@crusader7659 i've just been mega oofed

  • @kronkrian100
    @kronkrian100 5 років тому +1103

    *Ottoman empire*
    Let's see what he says about this civ.
    Ottomans are 1 of 2 breeds:
    1st - They are from a country previously owned by them.
    *Sweats profoundly*

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 років тому +102

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kronkrian100
      @kronkrian100 5 років тому +146

      @@SamuraiRevolution You really nailed the nail on the coffin with this one. I am from Bulgaria and also an active Otto player and my country was under Ottoman rule for nearly 5 hundred years.

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 років тому +29

      @@kronkrian100 😎

    • @ubisons6161
      @ubisons6161 5 років тому +3

      @Hoàng Nguyên I see you everywhere since I watched a Vietnam war video

    • @caracaes
      @caracaes 5 років тому +43

      Ottoman: I'm a new player with the attention span of a fly and I constantly forget to produce more villagers, so Ottomans produce them automatically, which is good for me.

  • @1999DOGA
    @1999DOGA 5 років тому +345

    5 a.m
    UA-cam algorithm: "Hey random guy makes AoE3 vid you last playes 10 years ago wanna watch?"
    Me: y not

  • @dububstep
    @dububstep 5 років тому +484

    I'm getting my horoscope by Age Of Empires memes from here on out

  • @steyn1775
    @steyn1775 5 років тому +398

    8:16
    As a Dutchman I am forced to say this to every video where it has ANYTHING to do with the Dutch:
    *G E K O L O N I S E E R D!*

    • @steyn1775
      @steyn1775 5 років тому +4

      @Johan Jacobs no

    • @JohnBallard29018
      @JohnBallard29018 5 років тому +8

      @Johan Jacobs Swedish sounds like a Norseman choking on dicks, such an interesting language

    • @shaggydelcart8002
      @shaggydelcart8002 5 років тому

      @Johan Jacobs thats richt

    • @freakingemu
      @freakingemu 5 років тому +7

      Stefan Stadler omg you can’t take a joke do you?

    • @Mubbeleeto
      @Mubbeleeto 5 років тому

      @@freakingemu The dutch guy took offence, in other news, water is wet.

  • @VersusThem
    @VersusThem 5 років тому +208

    The french one cracked me up, I've never related to something so much. What do you mean I can't fix my problems with more Imperial Gendarme? Lemme prepare a one-man army instant invasion with a builder and a stable

    • @aiaunlimited2672
      @aiaunlimited2672 4 роки тому +3

      I wish that the Huns in aoe 2 won the battle of the catalaunian plains and ransack the entirety of gaul so fucking Hard, that the french will litterally be destroyed until they simply become more extinct than the dinosaurs of the entire jurrasic era
      and therefore saving us from the terror of french mains and the entire french civilization in this game forever.

    • @daphnegrass9579
      @daphnegrass9579 3 роки тому

      Love I Trained only Gendarme and heavy canons.

    • @firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463
      @firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463 3 роки тому +4

      @@aiaunlimited2672 sadly for you. We survived.

    • @tbfrstudio5416
      @tbfrstudio5416 3 роки тому +1

      @@aiaunlimited2672 At the same time, France is the best country in the world 😉

    • @giorgiociaravolol1998
      @giorgiociaravolol1998 3 роки тому +1

      Dude the french are ridiculous strong. I dismantled the highest difficulty AI in 15 minutes. With every other faction I play I get absolutely fucked. Including the overpowered USA and the fucking annoying ethiopia.

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 5 років тому +370

    Sees Russia: Spams troops
    *Flashbacks from HOI, CoH, and literally every other RTS game*

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 5 років тому +19

      **WWII flashbacks**

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 5 років тому +15

      *Hell March Playing in the distance*
      -Conscript reporting (x500)

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 4 роки тому +2

      Order 227

    • @deroivano4431
      @deroivano4431 4 роки тому +3

      HOI Russia: hippity hoppity ur encircled army is now my property

    • @darthsidious6380
      @darthsidious6380 4 роки тому

      Papa Ivan always said, the best defense is your dead comrade’s body, and the best offense is his gun your supposed to use when he dies.

  • @triconex4816
    @triconex4816 5 років тому +115

    It's been almost 10 years since I played age of empires III for the last time, but I remember I loved playing with Spanish and Portuguese. As Spanish, I produced many tercios and send them just to destroy enemy buildings and then avoid my enemy to have many villagers. As Portuguese, I used the boom strategy due to their many town centers it was quite easy.

  • @jamie4294
    @jamie4294 5 років тому +1060

    lmfao, that French description. Love it

    • @ABVS.
      @ABVS. 5 років тому +7

      Best one word for a civ!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @fyurerys
      @fyurerys 5 років тому +6

      Russia, quantity over quality , it's just a stupid stereotype. Russia defeated the Mongols not by quantity, but by skill. defeated the Swedes, defeated Poland-Lithuania. so it's funny for me to listen to this nonsense.

    • @grolash6219
      @grolash6219 5 років тому +85

      @@fyurerys IT'S A =>GAAAAME

    • @hunta3677
      @hunta3677 5 років тому +49

      @@fyurerys Russia defeated Sweeds on Poltava fields by quantity(30 000 Sweeds X 75 000 Russians). They also went for quantity in Napoleon wars. In the first Commonwealth-Russian war the russians had two times the size of the opposing Polish-Lithuanian army in the most battles. In the second war, the numbers were 100 000 - 115 000 men for the russians and around 40 000 men for the Polish-Lithuanians. And I think that I don't need to mention that since spring 1943 the russians had around 7 000 000 men on the eastern front while the germans had only 3 400 000(but yeah I know WW2 is not in AOE3 so this propably does not count). You see... the russians won because they had more experienced commanders and significantly more troops than their opponent. So the "stereotype" is actually true in most cases.

    • @Vestolord
      @Vestolord 5 років тому +25

      Shit i played years ago and France was my pick. I played them because i'm french Canadian :D

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +174

    Thats why a Russo-German alliance would be invincible, large quantities accompanied with excellent qualities

    • @SchwarzeSonne1965
      @SchwarzeSonne1965 5 років тому +39

      yeah thats why the jewish eilte keep them apart. germany+russia would bring world peace

    • @unixboy93
      @unixboy93 4 роки тому +12

      @@SchwarzeSonne1965 or make polish people sweat their pants XD

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 роки тому +13

      Me, a half Pole: (nods from experience)

    • @samfranklin659
      @samfranklin659 2 роки тому +5

      @@SchwarzeSonne1965 Hehe! Glad to see a fellow redpilled here 😂👍🏻

    • @purpletylenol7787
      @purpletylenol7787 2 роки тому

      In reall life thooooooo

  • @harishsrivathsa835
    @harishsrivathsa835 5 років тому +319

    True.. When there is a French player, first thing I do is rush at them like a mad man lol

    • @Cthight
      @Cthight 5 років тому +30

      Like germany in WW2

    • @wesleyhsu6659
      @wesleyhsu6659 5 років тому +6

      I just quit if I see a french player unless someone on my team is a French player to balance.

    • @ligninman
      @ligninman 5 років тому +1

      @@Cthight for good reasons.

    • @mothanabawaneh6455
      @mothanabawaneh6455 4 роки тому

      ​@@ligninman thanks for replying your majesty

    • @fellowkrieger457
      @fellowkrieger457 2 роки тому

      @@Cthight O man 😂😂

  • @Evangeline.F
    @Evangeline.F 5 років тому +283

    Yeah, Spain is my favourite. Somehow has something for any type of game plan. Though, I especially love the instant pikes and the Spanish Galleons.

    • @ricardodemarco3486
      @ricardodemarco3486 5 років тому +40

      Evangeline Anovilis The pikemen are no joke, they are anti-cav and have siege bonus, so you don’t really need mortars or cannons for building destroying, so you can skip artillery all together and focus on other units. And in coast maps, a single galleon spamming pikemen right in front of the enemy, raiding houses and halting the economy... ah, gloriosos días los de aquel nuestro Glorioso Imperio...

    • @Evangeline.F
      @Evangeline.F 5 років тому +5

      @@ricardodemarco3486 Yeah, you can use them early on with some crossbowmen for Age 2 rushes, but they still are good afterwards, given Spain can upgrade them to tercios. With the right upgrades, they do have a good bit of hp, they end cavalry and as you said, they are annoying as hell for raids. I typically don't forgo field guns for them, given the value of artillery against armies, but once the enemy army got wiped pikes can still make a great spammable unit to send into the enemy base to burn down stuff. Or, as you said, drop a few in a location where the enemy does not expect them and start pillaging.

    • @oom-3262
      @oom-3262 5 років тому +6

      @@Evangeline.F You can fucking mass them like zergs on the late game, and INSTANTLY create them. This is the closest to damn goths from aoe2 that I've found on aoe3.

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 5 років тому +3

      and are the only ones who can get there pikes up to imperial grade level where as the rest can only get up to veterain.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 5 років тому +3

      *Laughs in Tercios*

  • @witchking9302
    @witchking9302 5 років тому +183

    1-Dutch (Because I love turtle strategy and Banks)
    2-Indian (Siege elephants and Sepoys great)
    3-French (Cavalry great and Coureur des Bois)
    4-Ottoman (Artillery Abus Guns and Janissaries very strong and free Settlers )
    5-British (Houses, Cannons and Longbowmens)
    I'm from Turkey. I love you Samurai Revolution. You have best Aoe3 videos in UA-cam.Thanks a lot!

    • @HanzoHimemiya
      @HanzoHimemiya 5 років тому +7

      1.-Japanese(Samurai and Ashigaru Rush and FF)
      2.-German(Uhlans,SettleWagons and Doppelsolder)
      3.-French(CUISSADERS and COURIEUR DES BOIS ONLY)
      4.-Aztecs(COYOTE RUNNER RUSH OR ARROW KNIGHT FF)
      5.-Ottomans(JANNISARIES ONLY,PROBLEM?)

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 років тому +5

      Thank you my friend!

    • @anirudhviswanathan3986
      @anirudhviswanathan3986 5 років тому +3

      1. Dutch(because who needs vills when banks exist?)
      2. Azzy(because I love to farm boom mid age3 onwards)
      3. China(because why not make everything?!!)

    • @soumavobanerjee8917
      @soumavobanerjee8917 5 років тому +2

      In from India blin

    • @witchking9302
      @witchking9302 5 років тому

      @@soumavobanerjee8917 Hi bro!

  • @eziostone1109
    @eziostone1109 5 років тому +153

    0:48 *Aztec players love been weird XD*
    Greetings from Mexico XD

  • @tedi7103
    @tedi7103 5 років тому +39

    "The dutch don't care about winning, because they're playing dutch" feelsbadman

  • @s0u7th13f
    @s0u7th13f 5 років тому +143

    Leads with Russia and is on point: "I'd be worried but my 200 Strelets keep me quite comfortable behind these 3 forts"

    • @oom-3262
      @oom-3262 5 років тому +14

      I used to play russians until I noticed spanish can literally instantly create archaic units with like 1 or 2 cards and some minor upgrades. Who wants strelets when you can have instant tercios and crossbows (YES not joking when you literally vomit them out instantly they are very decent)

    • @brendangolledge8312
      @brendangolledge8312 5 років тому +12

      @@oom-3262 I am a russian player and I usually use muskets, sometimes along with cannons and cavalry. Occasionally grenadiers are interesting too. Strelets aren't good in the late game because they use population so inefficiently because they are so weak. Sometimes I don't get them in age 2 either because they are so easily killed by cavalry. I always use muskets but only sometimes strelets along with them. You get get more power on the board at at time with a stronger unit. One of my favorite tricks though was to do an age 2 rush, switch to eco after sending in some resource crates and military units, spam strelets while going to age 3, then use the card to change strelets into muskets (this saves you a couple thousand resources if you have more than 100 strelets when the change happens), then ship a cannon shipment. So it is a fast age 2 rush followed up 5-10 minutes later with +100 veteran muskets and cannons. Then I build 3 town centers and get 99 villies before my musket and cannon army is dead, if it fails to finish them off.

    • @kahlernygard809
      @kahlernygard809 4 роки тому

      @@brendangolledge8312 I used to beat high ranking players with that strat back in the day

  • @Morgan_Black
    @Morgan_Black 5 років тому +35

    A friend of mine called his French explorer "French are op, pls fix". This proved him right.

  • @AzoiatheCobra
    @AzoiatheCobra 5 років тому +50

    Portuguese on Himalayas: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @VoltigeurGT
    @VoltigeurGT 5 років тому +136

    My fav is France, and not because how easy it is to play with it, but because I was into French history, Napoleon etc. back in the days when I started playing AoE3, so I wanted to see how accurate the game was. And it happens that I really enjoyed France and I still do, although I very much enjoy playing every other civ in the game. It’s just that France is the closest to my heart if you know what I mean ;D 👍

    • @yuribezmenovthegreat4705
      @yuribezmenovthegreat4705 5 років тому +2

      I made a caribbean map hyperrrealistic if you have gameranger you can test it i made it with my hands

    • @alistairt7544
      @alistairt7544 4 роки тому +9

      Every strategy game I've played, like EU3, Civ, Vikky 2, CK 2, etc, my first pick is always France. I'm a big Francophile so it's my go-to country. I do play other civs too, but I keep going back to France 💙🤍💗

    • @VoltigeurGT
      @VoltigeurGT 4 роки тому +2

      @@alistairt7544 My guy 👍

    • @alexgrip8813
      @alexgrip8813 4 роки тому +1

      *My (true) italian and imaginary german bloodline*: boils

    • @goddamndoor
      @goddamndoor 2 роки тому

      yeah I getcha I main Japan since I started playing just because it felt funny to act as an absolute weeb.

  • @LudwigvanBeethoven2
    @LudwigvanBeethoven2 5 років тому +17

    Japanese Samurai: Destroys everyone around him with one Leg swing
    Russian Oprichnik: deal mortar damage against buildings

  • @vibecheck4623
    @vibecheck4623 5 років тому +57

    Team A) Aztec and India vs
    Team b) ottomans and China
    Know That's something something you would like to witness

    • @MarkhasSteelfort
      @MarkhasSteelfort 5 років тому +2

      is there a reason for Ottomans written with small case letter?

    • @vibecheck4623
      @vibecheck4623 5 років тому +8

      @@MarkhasSteelfort no reason at all what are you getting at ?

    • @xesclavijo7522
      @xesclavijo7522 5 років тому +1

      China is rubbish. No ofense

    • @vibecheck4623
      @vibecheck4623 5 років тому

      @stevie yanuza then I would kindly but firmly tell them go play another game that caters to there sensitivity

  • @tdjohnson72373
    @tdjohnson72373 5 років тому +52

    Ottomans are players who can't/don't want to multitask fighting and creating vills

  • @endo4137
    @endo4137 5 років тому +19

    Portuguese description accurate, can confirm. I dont even build any military unit until age 3. Only after i get attacked. Though that sometimes messes me up

  • @doppelstarker5915
    @doppelstarker5915 5 років тому +20

    When you understand how well was the game tested : russians cannot have 13 blockhouses

  • @heinrichvonbolkengrad6139
    @heinrichvonbolkengrad6139 5 років тому +23

    I died at "they are using blitzkrieg on every match"🤣🤣

  • @thibs2837
    @thibs2837 5 років тому +20

    4:10 English person raging and crying against 🇫🇷 France 🇫🇷 cavalry. 1453 colorized.

    • @moutan100
      @moutan100 Місяць тому

      english longbowman lost to new french canons not the cav. longbows slaughtered french cavs in many battles

  • @migukmoonpark4312
    @migukmoonpark4312 5 років тому +22

    My favorite civ is the Circle of Ossus. They were this close to becoming immortal and ruling the world.

  • @kaiserkiefer1760
    @kaiserkiefer1760 5 років тому +35

    I loved playing as Germany. They feel like a mini boss faction. They are hard to play as and harder to fight against.

  • @wholesomebaker5410
    @wholesomebaker5410 5 років тому +29

    Last time I played this game was 5-6 years ago but here I am watching this video. By the way Brits were the best

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +17

    9:15 the Agra Fort has the Spanish Imperial Flag, lol

  • @FaithfulOfBrigantia
    @FaithfulOfBrigantia 5 років тому +95

    My favourite civ is Portugal.
    Yes, just because I'm Portuguese.

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 років тому +7

      Hahaha I love it!

    • @xesclavijo7522
      @xesclavijo7522 5 років тому +2

      Jajajaja la mía es España. No sé por qué...

    • @caualongshanks
      @caualongshanks 5 років тому +7

      i like portugal because im brazilian. lmfao

    • @Auspexel
      @Auspexel 4 роки тому

      Eu não entendia os portugueses no aoe até jogar da primeira idade

    • @ahmetmuratcelik6806
      @ahmetmuratcelik6806 4 роки тому

      My favourite civ is Portuguese. Because i love playing around the sea and the Portuguese player in this video is literally me lol. I'm not Portuguese btw

  • @johannestzimiskes2524
    @johannestzimiskes2524 5 років тому +30

    as a Britain player I fully support the description especially about honourable fighting.

  • @notazombie...notatall8577
    @notazombie...notatall8577 2 роки тому +4

    "They love seeing players frustrated when they can't break their base that consists only of a few units and a tower"
    So true tho 😂😭

  • @sharadowasdr
    @sharadowasdr 5 років тому +33

    Honestly I played the Turks for the bombards. I love the sound of cannons in the morning xD

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 5 років тому +1

      I picked Russian because i could spam motherfucking Tchaikovsky's Overture during a rush and yeah...

    • @KleinerGrenadier
      @KleinerGrenadier 4 роки тому +1

      "I can hear the sound of the bombards
      My victory is insured"

  • @dap2983
    @dap2983 4 роки тому +7

    That feel when Sioux and French are your favorite civs.

  • @theycallmeuslessness808
    @theycallmeuslessness808 5 років тому +37

    This Video is komplettly true. There is no better feeling than rushing tons of "Imperiale Ulans" and overrun the enemy of the Deutsches Reich in litterly seconds. Für Gott und das Vaterland und für den Kaiser!!!

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 років тому +64

    I've literally never played AoE3 ever. I thought this was an AoE2 video.
    Still loved it.

  • @AhmedKhaled-wc3kh
    @AhmedKhaled-wc3kh 5 років тому +10

    Ottoman player here... I have to say yeah... the cavalry is pretty OP, but I like the turtle strat with them cuz of the great f.kin bombard... and of course the broken as hell janassery abus combo

  • @RealLifeW0rld
    @RealLifeW0rld 5 років тому +145

    You basically nailed out why Great Britain is my fav civ 😂😂
    Their booming, settlers, manor houses and especially how op the Empire was in reality.
    *Rule Britannia* 🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @ABVS.
      @ABVS. 5 років тому +10

      Certainly enjoyed Indian hospitality for 200+ years with the booming🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @cademorgan5225
      @cademorgan5225 5 років тому +2

      Virtual Shastra technically it was only 90 years

    • @ABVS.
      @ABVS. 5 років тому +1

      @@cademorgan5225 No Sir, technically or non technically, even if a Brit had a cup of tea in India, he's enjoying the Indian hospitality...so it's been around more than 200 yrs I guess that Brits have enjoyed the curry in India😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ABVS.
      @ABVS. 5 років тому +1

      @@cademorgan5225 Yeah you can say that the queen and administration enjoyed it for just around 90 yrs..but Brits man.....your love for curry began way back🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @aarongross8814
      @aarongross8814 5 років тому

      I like playing GB just so I can revolt and form America

  • @frankficcle7081
    @frankficcle7081 5 років тому +37

    0:03 "conscript reporting"
    Whoops, wrong game.

  • @greencheek
    @greencheek 5 років тому +5

    This was great!
    I started out playing with Brit but because of your videos, I’ve developed all the civs, basically trying out decks or strats I see in your videos! Aztecs are a current favorite at the moment cuz of that skull knight rush vid you did with danzil.
    Love the content man, keep it up!

  • @rentabullet4048
    @rentabullet4048 5 років тому +16

    Well you got me on the ottoman one! Fellow Turkish patriot here :D

  • @benjaminheadlee8485
    @benjaminheadlee8485 4 роки тому +5

    I LOVE the Sioux. I like to play with 20 minute treaties so that I have time to make a group of dog soldiers. 🤠

  • @DPWrepublic
    @DPWrepublic 11 місяців тому +1

    what your fav civ says about you :
    (short version)
    1. Brits = you love villagers
    2. Sioux = you love horses
    3. French = you love horses with pistols
    4. German = you love fancy horses
    5. Spain = you love black horses
    6. Ottoman = you love to rush your military at all cost
    7. Russia = you love army in huge numbers
    8. Dutch = you think you're Rothschild family
    9. Protugal = you like to spam city centers
    10. Mohawk = you love stealth
    11. Aztec = you love bunch of infantries with fancy names
    12. China = you love junk ship
    13. India = you love big badass elephants
    14. Japan = you're villagers too lazy to hunt (land) animals

  • @LORDMEHMOODPASHA
    @LORDMEHMOODPASHA 5 років тому +6

    I've played as the Ottomans for years (At least 10) but all I ever do is "Turtle", I don't think I've ever rushed once in my life....I guess in the words of John Green from crash course history...."I'm the exception"
    Queue the Mongols err Turks.

  • @GaiusJuliusCaesarYT
    @GaiusJuliusCaesarYT 4 роки тому +1

    Very nice Video! Greetings from Germany and a Great Britan Player

  • @LocoLT
    @LocoLT 5 років тому +6

    Lelz, now i understand why france and japan are my two favorite civilitions.
    It wasn’t a coincidence after all.

  • @williamayton3148
    @williamayton3148 5 років тому +9

    Great video dude.
    I'm glad that even after so long, you've stayed committed to making different content out there.
    I know for a fact you'll do great when AOEIV realeases. =)

  • @PANIC61513
    @PANIC61513 5 років тому +27

    Never has there been a video more accurate. Wow. You need to make more content like this... how about a video entitled "10 Different Type of AoE Players". E.g. The guy that won't ready up until the teams are perfectly balanced or the guy that can only rush and refuses to do anything else, or the guy that is super cocky, starts to lose, lambasts his teammates and then resigns, etc.

  • @andy_mir
    @andy_mir 2 роки тому +1

    Didn't expect the Dutch description be so nieche and accurate. Thank you.

  • @Joshuamrsnrub325
    @Joshuamrsnrub325 5 років тому +9

    When ur a french player who never uses the op cav but still win ;)

  • @vkgamingzzz
    @vkgamingzzz 4 роки тому +4

    i've played with ottomans non-stop for over 3 years and still rush till 4th age and then start building things and training army

  • @trekt9641
    @trekt9641 5 років тому +53

    I Like the habsburgs
    What does this Tell?
    I Like wol and OP civs

    • @jonorm6659
      @jonorm6659 5 років тому +3

      Oh boy so do I. Habsburg is quality over quantity

    • @TeaDrinkingColonist
      @TeaDrinkingColonist 5 років тому +15

      and incest

    • @radianceJR
      @radianceJR 5 років тому +1

      One of the most gold costing civ

    • @revoltaiignoto3881
      @revoltaiignoto3881 5 років тому

      @@radianceJR On the other hand, once you choose to marry your daughter with some holland dude, an get to imperial age, even spaming all out armies of dopplesoldner wont make a flinch in your endless supply of gold.

  • @ChickyChac
    @ChickyChac 5 років тому +6

    unless you've been in a cave your whole life and play offline, then you would absolutely know how accurate this is. And oh yea... treaty players XD don't get me started with them

  • @54oguzz
    @54oguzz 5 років тому +11

    I love Portugal, i love multiple kills with organ guns, i love goon Spam.

  • @sazechs_451
    @sazechs_451 Рік тому

    4:07 Your hatred makes us stronger
    Edit : you say that, but were fangirling over them quite a bit on the video you used as background ;)

  • @yugoslavianweeb8007
    @yugoslavianweeb8007 5 років тому +9

    My favourite civilization is Great Britain but I fight like the Russians.
    Literally musketeers all in lines ready to fire.

  • @moorebro2345
    @moorebro2345 5 років тому +6

    You are correct about the british it is main to have as many villagers as you can

  • @ilhamrizki4011
    @ilhamrizki4011 5 років тому +22

    As Player of Dutch and India, This is So Accurate

  • @koppanyherko464
    @koppanyherko464 5 років тому +4

    Wow, just wow!Love this video (as every other video of yours) and I'm kinda India-main if there's a term like that, and imo India is the lamest when u boom with Karni mata colonial, super cheap TCs, 2 Mango grove in base with karni mata, etc.Then u hit imp eventually and spam the hell out of ur opponent with maxed out mahouts, gurkhas and exp tigers.Oh and also gotta love the opponent's walls down, cease, slowly march in their eco and use taunt 16 (I'm in ur base, killing ur dudes) part!That's the best about India!

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 років тому +1

      Hahaha thank you! I love the honesty...so true though!

  • @yearslate9349
    @yearslate9349 5 років тому +4

    "He's gonna say Russians love spam, I know it."
    *Russia & spam*
    "Knew it."
    Anyways, nice video. :p Honestly, I play Russia because I like setting up an area of the map as my own and defending it. I've always been more fond of quality over quantity too, but losing troops makes me sort of freeze up- with Russia, losing troops is so inevitable that I do a better job of replacing them and fuss far less over each lost unit.

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 4 роки тому

    The clip of the British settler building a manor while a war was ongoing, is accurate.

  • @TheJawesomeOne
    @TheJawesomeOne 5 років тому +11

    The Germany one is too true for me XD
    I never got any of the expansions tho, great vid

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 років тому +2

      Thank you!

    • @fyurerys
      @fyurerys 5 років тому +1

      @@SamuraiRevolution Russia, quantity over quality , it's just a stupid stereotype. Russia defeated the Mongols not by quantity, but by skill. defeated the Swedes, defeated Poland-Lithuania. so it's funny for me to listen to this nonsense.

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 років тому +4

      @@fyurerys it's in the video game man. We are not talking about real life here lol.

    • @Churly25
      @Churly25 4 роки тому +4

      @@fyurerys you dumb, honestly

    • @photocide17
      @photocide17 4 роки тому +1

      @@fyurerys You're stupid.

  • @IschmarVI
    @IschmarVI 9 місяців тому

    for me, playing dutch is like "wanting to play hit and run comps without actually wanting to hit and run". Because that's essentially what the Ruyter feels like sometimes, lol

  • @WhatsaMOUN
    @WhatsaMOUN 5 років тому +12

    Dutch max bank with mercenaries is op especially with mamalukes

  • @dimonmedvedka4205
    @dimonmedvedka4205 5 років тому +1

    Eagle Runner Knight has no known counter? What?
    Eagle Runner Knight is a substitute for ranged cavalry, countered by heavy and long range infantry. Coyote runner is a substitute for heavy cavalry, countered by heavy infantry and ranged cavalry.

  • @AngelCanseco1
    @AngelCanseco1 5 років тому +9

    Lol that rage quit vs the aztecs

    • @MadMamluk88
      @MadMamluk88 5 років тому +2

      Guess Samurai really wasn't worth that dude's time

  • @bloodykenshiro8218
    @bloodykenshiro8218 5 років тому +2

    Very funny video. As a Japan player I'm painfully aware of the things you humorously pointed out. Spot on analyses.

  • @comradeametrine3778
    @comradeametrine3778 5 років тому +9

    As an Ottoman player from somewhere not previously Ottoman... totally on point. lol Edit: and then I lost my shit when also Portugal was accurate.
    Well played

  • @algorythmico
    @algorythmico 3 роки тому

    Mexicans from Wars of Liberty mod:
    - Free pistoleros/outlaws with each researched technology (highly effective raiders which you will automatically use since they use so much population)
    - Soldaderas (anti cav infantry) can heal.
    - Stupidly high hp for insurgentes (regular infantry).
    - Explorer can build three different presidios from which you can train settlers and soldiers.
    - Farmable XP from Generales if put on a capitol (Generales also function as an overpowered spy which can set fires).
    - XP overtime from houses (early shipment).
    They're just the perfect definition for turtling and winning but a bit op imo

  • @mdmahbubulalam2170
    @mdmahbubulalam2170 5 років тому +3

    True...when i used to play as russia my mind was like lets see how far can u keep the fight on as im sending endless streletsy and musketeers at you.or when i play as ottoman just jennissaries and great bombards....we are gonna blow everything away in one punch.

  • @steelhammer3922
    @steelhammer3922 5 років тому

    I play French but use mostly skirmishers with artillery as backup. I usually bring a small squad of cavalry to snipe high value targets (like cannons and daimyos), go attack buildings while the skirmishers buy time, and harass weakpoints in enemy formations.

  • @harryvee
    @harryvee 5 років тому +4

    the french description was the perfect much for a friend that i have, that playes ONLY FKING FRANCE FOR THOSE DAMN REASONS!!!

  • @edgarroberto3451
    @edgarroberto3451 5 років тому +2

    Really good and creative video... you should keep doing "interesting and wierd things about civs" videos non-stop :D

  • @mart3275
    @mart3275 5 років тому +109

    Very funny video but most of these are facts XD

    • @TheHalz
      @TheHalz 5 років тому

      you are one stupid fuck

    • @photocide17
      @photocide17 4 роки тому

      @@TheHalz lol

  • @Warhero1171
    @Warhero1171 5 років тому +1

    The last time I played this game was years ago when I was a kid who had no idea that multiplayer even existed. All I ever did was build artillery and blow everything up.

    • @sithsquid1
      @sithsquid1 4 роки тому

      Funny...until this video I had no idea this game could even be played multiplayer, & I've played this game for many many years. Heck the AI almost always beats me, and I suck at anything PvP...so I'll skip it, but it's neat to know.

  • @uluomu
    @uluomu 4 роки тому +3

    Time for an updated version of this in aoe3 DE! With the two new civs and buffed/nerfed old civs

  • @seanwoodgate5335
    @seanwoodgate5335 5 років тому

    Within a single match yesterday about half your descriptions were confirmed: Aztec wtf infantry, Sioux doing his own thing, Dutch (myself) not happy about rushing but following the Ottoman into the early battle while the British guy stayed home and spammed houses.

  • @raymondnickolas608
    @raymondnickolas608 5 років тому +3

    As a ottoman and french user you nailed this. I have no shame lmao

  • @tommyvercetti9434
    @tommyvercetti9434 5 років тому

    Me and other three friends used to play AoE3 back in 2012, I always chose the Spanish because I'm Spanish myself and because at one point I was able to just spam units with a single click. My strategy was to place a couple of barracks and stables next to the enemy base and flood them with cheap units while my artillery fucked them from afar.
    That said, one of my friends used to play the Dutch and it was always the hardest to defeat because due to the endless amount of gold he would create armies of cannons that slaughtered my units, and pikeman to defend the cannons from my cavalry. I didn't know that the Dutch were actually seen as underpowered.

  • @demonking86420
    @demonking86420 5 років тому +4

    How much Uhlans you have
    Germany: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE

    • @obiwankenobi785
      @obiwankenobi785 4 роки тому

      Nein* moron

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 4 роки тому +1

      @@obiwankenobi785 if I said nein then the answer doesn't connect to the question in the joke you dolt

  • @FrancisDashwood1
    @FrancisDashwood1 5 років тому +2

    I've gotta be honest. Although I haven't played AOE 3 for a while now. Because eventually I do get tired of a certain game and have to take a break from it. However I still enjoy your channel, like I've always had! And this video, man I love it! Everything about it is great! Keep up what you are doing and never change!

  • @rowuomiimakori
    @rowuomiimakori 5 років тому +5

    Ottoman Settlers: It's free.

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 5 років тому

    You were bang on about Brit players since I'm one myself. Though I rely more on naval power, especially when I can take villagers to small islands and make house islands with towers and/or a fort. Plus a massive land force attacking at the enemys front whilst the ships will bombard their base from behind.
    The Dutch, Spanish, Japanese and Aztecs are fun for me too.

  • @liammccoy2208
    @liammccoy2208 5 років тому +8

    My brother plays Ottomans, so he can get the great bombard. Late game he gets a factory, to get unlimited of the most OP unit in the game.

    • @A9J1
      @A9J1 5 років тому +2

      Just make Culvern

  • @MrSwifty404
    @MrSwifty404 2 роки тому

    Sweden: you believe you are entitled to your teammates starting mines

  • @yasarekin
    @yasarekin 5 років тому +4

    I actually started playing france because a friend was being annoying as japan and frances good eco vils and good skirmishers made sure if he failed at rushing me I would russia him with skirmish some musk and cav and out eco him by a large margin
    Edit: Also some culverins so ı can snipe fire arrows

  • @allovergamer3484
    @allovergamer3484 5 років тому +2

    "Armored Eagle Knights have no known counter"
    *7 GREAT BOMBARD CANNONS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
    (I play Ottomans)

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 років тому +1

      hahaha well 7 great bombards can beat anything, but that is a special scenario :)

    • @21Arrozito
      @21Arrozito 4 роки тому +1

      But cost effectively though? Pretty sure you can more eagles faster foe less than it takes to get 7 bombards, IIRC you can't train them, only get them from cards, factories, and the one mosque upgrade. Eagles you can spit out as many as you want whenever you want starting in age 3

    • @allovergamer3484
      @allovergamer3484 4 роки тому

      @@21Arrozito: This was ment to be a joke. Now, you can have 7-8 great bombard cannons, and if they're well protected, they'll kill anything. But, I was messing around. Getting 7 Great Bombard Cannons in a live game is almost impossible.

  • @weisscheiss2613
    @weisscheiss2613 5 років тому +4

    This is true we use Blitzkrieg in every match in every game !!!!

  • @squamiger7720
    @squamiger7720 5 років тому +1

    china - a normal day means 5 different control groups in fortress (skirm, changdao, cav, musk, artillery)

  • @JohanGasMask
    @JohanGasMask 4 роки тому +3

    Haha! Ive been playing AoE3 against the ai on and off since i was a teen. My favorite civ are the Russians and it pains me to hear how accurate this is

  • @lemon_soup1934
    @lemon_soup1934 5 років тому +1

    I've been playing France in AoE3 for about 2 years and I don't cav rush, but I know people who do. You might actually be surprised to see I build more defenses than cav.

  • @Storiaron
    @Storiaron 5 років тому +4

    "Eagle Runner knights have no known counters"
    Like, known to privates?

  • @wansdich
    @wansdich 4 роки тому +1

    Wow, you're description of the French player going sometimes Japan is spot on!
    That's exactly me!

  • @wildboyy8720
    @wildboyy8720 5 років тому +3

    Ah yes. You have come to learn my units, have you not? Nobody will ever know.
    Aztec is best Civ for me.

  • @Vincrand
    @Vincrand 5 років тому

    British livestock economy, Spain's Lancer and the Sioux Rifle Rider could get a bit more of a mention. I'll explain shortly why.
    -British lifestock: lifestock in general gathers fast, but needs an investment, which isn't worth it. The British however can collect 300% faster, which collect insanely fast.
    -Spain's Lancer has unlike most other heavy cav a defense bonus vs ranged. This combined with their overall good stats makes them very strong. In a 1v1 face off they can even beat dragoons (if they are not micro managed to hit and run).
    -Sioux Rifle Rider: a dragoon unit with also a bonus vs heavy infantry and capable of deleting arty even faster than oher dragoons. The only units not getting shred by them are light infantry, which isn't made that often in the later ages.