Something I forgot to mention: this footage is more than TWO YEARS OLD! I recorded it before my health got crappy, and it's been waiting for me to edit ever since. The second half of this - which is even weirder and which will be the next KSP video - was recorded at the same time. So, only after that will I hop onto the new versions (and expansion pack). This glitch was fixed in either 1.4 or 1.5 (I tested it), so don't be surprised if it doesn't work after the video's version (1.3.0). Enjoy!
NEVER MIND THIS IS APPARENTLY A FEATURE NOW??? According to some comments, hold shift and you can offset infinitely. I'm gonna test that right now. EDIT: Nah this is weaksauce, it still has a limit, and it's not even that far. In the video, I could offset it so far deep under the VAB, it stopped rendering the arrows. Get on my level.
It takes 300-400 ms for you to blink your eye. You have poor Shepdin Kerman there crossing the galaxy in a literal blink of an eye. (he probably deserved it)
to everyone who's like "BuT yoU cAn JuSt HoLD ShiFT" no, that's extended, but still limited. until someone shows me you can move something _under the VAB_ with the shift thing, *SHADDUP* ALSO, that wasn't even possible in this version so *EXTRA SHADDUP* This has been a public service announcement.
You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of distance, but of _speed._ This is not a new world or otherwise, it is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned the ripping imprint on the pages of history since the beginning of time. You're entering the *floating point zone.*
I'm 25 years old and about to go into the military.......this silly video had me laughing to the point of tears lmao. Just proves your content can make anyone's day, keep it up. 👍
Kerbals in general are the worst case HFY scenario. *Humans finally get to space and find aliens* Alien: Hello humans! We have light speed drives, shields, and lasers so powerful we can melt planets. What have you achieved? Is the basic technology onboard your spacecraft the best your kind has created? Human: We can control time, space, and the laws of physics as you understand them bend to our very will. Why do you ask? Alien: That's not possible... How would your kind and its basic technology even have the knowledge to do such a thing? Human: *slaps landing leg* This landing leg can fit so much *_POWER_* in it. Alien: I don't believe you in the slightest. How can a simple landing leg hold any amount of- Human: *flicks power switch* 6:43 *the world warps and contorts around both ships as the ships become both taken apart and together while both ships accelerate to 9.5 trillion times the speed of light* Alien: .... by the Kraken....
Actually, would make for a badass HFY story, where humans are, basically, Danny2462 of this universe, exploiting the everloving hell out of any anomaly they come across and, in general, being sort of a reality anomaly themselves.
Looks like a bug that made it so you don't have to hold shift to get that functionality. (near)unlimited offset is actually a feature though. Edit: I've never quite taken it this far though :'D
@@Danny2462 While I usually use unlimited offset to move wings out of the way while building my SSTOs/planes (press SPACE to reset location) I somehow suspect you can use it to get some craaazy stuff done.. Maybe I should try doing something like offsetting an engine by about the length of... kerbin to mun?
Bro this content is the best. IDK why it's so funny but your videos are by far the most entertaining on UA-cam. I beat all these counterfeit try not to laughs but your videos make me die every time. Keep up the Italian spaghetti factory my guy.
I eagerly awaited a new Danny video, and you did not disappoint. You had my crying in laughter during this, and I really needed a laugh lately. Thank you so much!
I've missed waking up to videos about Danny breaking the Kerbal universe, and I'm glad to see that it's finally happened again, and, unsurprisingly, it happened with landing legs, breaking Kerbal physics seems like their purpose in game at this point. Anyways, Hail the Kraken and Hail the Landing Legs, and I can't wait for more videos from your channel!
I'm in like KSP 1.12.5, and yet I went underwater (Like 850 meters underwater) using 0.01 gravity, and I surfaced with normal gravity, and it shot me into deep space like 5:59, but not as high. Still, here is how far it went: ~77,550,000,000,000,000 meters (77,550 T) By the way, 6:06 is around 125 Sextillion meters (or thousand exameters (So, Zettameters.), that's why it says E!). The milky way galaxy is around 9.50 Sextillion meters, which means that Shepdin Kerman would cross the entire *Milky Way Galaxy* from end to end in just 300 milliseconds (0.3 seconds)
3:30 Danny’s brain: I’m aiming towards the ground as I’m falling and I need content, I know what I must do * turns on engine and starts explosion * Danny: It is done
I think 4:30 can be explained as: The rest of Kerbin was using the surface model, but the KSC area was using the orbit model. Either way, it gives insight into how KSP works.
Something I forgot to mention: this footage is more than TWO YEARS OLD!
I recorded it before my health got crappy, and it's been waiting for me to edit ever since. The second half of this - which is even weirder and which will be the next KSP video - was recorded at the same time. So, only after that will I hop onto the new versions (and expansion pack).
This glitch was fixed in either 1.4 or 1.5 (I tested it), so don't be surprised if it doesn't work after the video's version (1.3.0).
Enjoy!
Wow
You have finally returned...... epic..... moment.....
Random question: how many hours do you have in ksp?
I've seen that - The EVA suit!
NEVER MIND THIS IS APPARENTLY A FEATURE NOW???
According to some comments, hold shift and you can offset infinitely. I'm gonna test that right now.
EDIT: Nah this is weaksauce, it still has a limit, and it's not even that far. In the video, I could offset it so far deep under the VAB, it stopped rendering the arrows. Get on my level.
Trying to figure out whether this is Rocket science or rocket engineering.
I propose "rocket sorcery"
I sometimes think you two are just alternate personas of each other.
I swear I’ve seen you around before
scott manley is like justin y. at the ksp comment section's
nice to see you around again and again..
No I think ksp just did too much Krak
casually goes 9.5 trillion times the speed of light
2.87 sextillion meters per second XD
"not bad"
Mr. Sulu, warp factor 9.999999999999999999999999999.
Well landing legs are capable of breaking reality and physics so dont get suprised
Still takes 3 days to traverse the entire universe, that's longer than what I would have guessed !
Me: I spaghettified a kerbal!
Danny: That's cute
i killed hundreds
i killed hundreds without super powers
danny: *N a N*
*screm*
PRAISE BE UNTO KRAKEN
SPAGHETTI FOR THE SPAGHETTI GOD
JOINTS FOR THE JOINT THRONE
SPAGHETTIFY THE UNBELIEVERS
Did you know that Nexter is Danny as well? Danny and Danny both make KSP videos. Quite the coincidence.
Bob Kerman has fell unconscious because of G-Force
GEE WONDER FUCKING WHY
Danny: I spaghettified the Entirety of kerbin!
There's just something about the subtitles and lack of a microphone, that makes it so much more funny.
there is no background noise. we can invision what the subtitles sound like and it just makes it perfect. plus no random rants.
The two moments in the video where it says "ANYWAY" as it cuts to the planet violently shaking is hilarious.
At 3:59 we finally witness Schrodinger's spaceship.
It takes 300-400 ms for you to blink your eye.
You have poor Shepdin Kerman there crossing the galaxy in a literal blink of an eye.
(he probably deserved it)
You must blink very slowly
@@Untitled_Pribor I _hope_ he means microseconds and no milliseconds
Danny: is the ship on the left or right of the screen?
Game: yes
Game: also I'm'a yeet shepdin out the system for you
more like yeet out of the local group :P
@@TheCerealkiller148 more like yeet out to nearby galaxy
And, in roughly three days, out of the universe!
Hold shift to have unlimited range for offset
Yes
Y E S
What if you play on console?
@@thcfck6870 LOL
Yes. Don't play on console.
I watched the video on Twitch already but there's no one to stop me from watching again.
yea me too... also do you remember that lateleybanhammered?
FBI OPEN UP
@Vladimir Lenin I see you everywhere
@@knightofkessler Your name seems familiar. Project Essence: Occupy Duna?
@@vladimirlenin4080 Yep! I was fairly sure I knew you from there
This is indeed the content I've subscribed for.
Holy crap did Cody's lab just comment on a Danny video
What the hell did you even do
Every time you release a video Squad collectively sheds a tear
That was from an old version, forgotten.
no, they don't shed a tear, they shed an ocean of tears
X-15 pilot: "I flew at hypersonic speeds!!!"
Danny: *_Casually travels through the entire observable universe in 3 days_*
to everyone who's like "BuT yoU cAn JuSt HoLD ShiFT"
no, that's extended, but still limited. until someone shows me you can move something _under the VAB_ with the shift thing, *SHADDUP*
ALSO, that wasn't even possible in this version so *EXTRA SHADDUP*
This has been a public service announcement.
Maybe with file editing? 🤔
ABRAKA KRAKEN
i cant danny its too much >.<
Edit oh my so many likes. The kraken kovenant is still going strong!
I keep coming back for that part. Its so appropriate for presenting the spaghettified planet.
You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of distance, but of _speed._ This is not a new world or otherwise, it is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned the ripping imprint on the pages of history since the beginning of time.
You're entering the *floating point zone.*
I'm 25 years old and about to go into the military.......this silly video had me laughing to the point of tears lmao. Just proves your content can make anyone's day, keep it up. 👍
How are you and how's the military?
Across The Universe in 3 days! I died from laughter at this moment...
Jules Verne's forgotten book.
*Jumps out while shaking*
*instant 13337 meters of altitude*
How to meme.
I legit didn't even notice that until the premiere on Twitch
After watching 1+ months of editing for 7 minutes of footage you have earnt my full respect.
6:50 That's Dr. Strange level sht right there! XD
2:57 I haven't heard that sound clip since the early DasBoSchitt era.
Just another day at the Kerbal space center
Nothing too unusual about the planet being squiggly today. We've seen worse here at Danny's space center.
YOU’RE BACK!!! KEEP UP THAT GOOD WORK!! :D
Sometimes you just need to mess around in ksp
Agreed
Kerbals in general are the worst case HFY scenario.
*Humans finally get to space and find aliens*
Alien: Hello humans! We have light speed drives, shields, and lasers so powerful we can melt planets. What have you achieved? Is the basic technology onboard your spacecraft the best your kind has created?
Human: We can control time, space, and the laws of physics as you understand them bend to our very will. Why do you ask?
Alien: That's not possible... How would your kind and its basic technology even have the knowledge to do such a thing?
Human: *slaps landing leg* This landing leg can fit so much *_POWER_* in it.
Alien: I don't believe you in the slightest. How can a simple landing leg hold any amount of-
Human: *flicks power switch* 6:43 *the world warps and contorts around both ships as the ships become both taken apart and together while both ships accelerate to 9.5 trillion times the speed of light*
Alien: .... by the Kraken....
Actually, would make for a badass HFY story, where humans are, basically, Danny2462 of this universe, exploiting the everloving hell out of any anomaly they come across and, in general, being sort of a reality anomaly themselves.
@@caav56 Now if only somebody could write something like that... I did the above as a spur of the moment thing. But I agree it would be awesome
@@THEGREATMEMEWIZARD I may try to do it one day. When I do so, I'll notify you and post a link.
@@caav56 Good luck to you if you try! Also thanks I would enjoy reading it
Actually it’s:
Alien: ... by the Kraken...
He Is Back!
Also With The Cursor
Best cursor 10/10
Moses: *Parts the red sea*
Kraken: Hold my landing gear *proceeds to part the planet*
The Kraken didn't part the planet. He _spagehtified_ it.
This video reminds me why I subbed to you all these years ago. thank you for all the laughs over all these years and for years to come.
2:57 That Windows 98 sound clip you snuck in there. I laughed harder at that then I should have.
For what it's worth, take my sub.
Looks like a bug that made it so you don't have to hold shift to get that functionality.
(near)unlimited offset is actually a feature though.
Edit: I've never quite taken it this far though :'D
Wait what?
A bug graduated into a feature?
I'm proud, they grow up so fast.
Also, what the fuck, that breaks everything then!
@@Danny2462 What?! OH GOD HE HAS UNLIMITED POWER FIND THE OFF SWITCH DAMMIT!
@@Danny2462 While I usually use unlimited offset to move wings out of the way while building my SSTOs/planes (press SPACE to reset location) I somehow suspect you can use it to get some craaazy stuff done..
Maybe I should try doing something like offsetting an engine by about the length of... kerbin to mun?
@@Jognt Do it lol
@@Danny2462 landing legs break everything simple as that
Einstein: You can’t go faster then light
Jedediah Kerman: Hold my beer
5 days later: has crossed the entire universe
Shipden but okay.
"Just around the corner."
That just tickles me.
Bro this content is the best. IDK why it's so funny but your videos are by far the most entertaining on UA-cam. I beat all these counterfeit try not to laughs but your videos make me die every time. Keep up the Italian spaghetti factory my guy.
I hope the Italian spaghetti factory didn't break when Danny fed the planet to it.
Seeing a new upload from you was the most exciting thing ever. Made my day
Thank you Danny
First KSP video since KSP hiatus and you're already spaghettifying things that were thought to be unspaghettifyable. It is good to have you back.
I eagerly awaited a new Danny video, and you did not disappoint. You had my crying in laughter during this, and I really needed a laugh lately. Thank you so much!
The casual "Just around the corner..." comment made me cry laughing, watching Eloo recede at many times the speed of light.
Damn, Kerbin's got waves!
KERBALS, RUN! DANNY IS BACK!
thanks to landing legs, we have been able to send a kerbal across the entire observable universe in 3 days.
...I never trusted those shaky bouncy traitors that have ruined several perfectly-planned missions
The Kraken is pleased... Wait... is Danny secretly the Kraken? O.o
**Illuminati appears** perhaps...
OMG TOTALY!!!!
absolutely
I've missed waking up to videos about Danny breaking the Kerbal universe, and I'm glad to see that it's finally happened again, and, unsurprisingly, it happened with landing legs, breaking Kerbal physics seems like their purpose in game at this point. Anyways, Hail the Kraken and Hail the Landing Legs, and I can't wait for more videos from your channel!
6:05 god that is 10trillion times speed of light
fast boi
Actually reality snaps in two
6:05
I did the math. You traveled in 1second what light covers in 13 MILLION YEARS
6:06
That's roughly 9,589 Billion times the speed of light.
Just another Friday for Danny...
9.589 **Trillion** times the speed of light
@@X4Alpha4X Notice the comma - 9,589 billion = 9.589 trillion
god i loved that zoidberg wooping sound clip you got in there
I'm in like KSP 1.12.5, and yet I went underwater (Like 850 meters underwater) using 0.01 gravity, and I surfaced with normal gravity, and it shot me into deep space like 5:59, but not as high.
Still, here is how far it went:
~77,550,000,000,000,000 meters (77,550 T)
By the way, 6:06 is around 125 Sextillion meters (or thousand exameters (So, Zettameters.), that's why it says E!).
The milky way galaxy is around 9.50 Sextillion meters, which means that Shepdin Kerman would cross the entire *Milky Way Galaxy* from end to end in just 300 milliseconds (0.3 seconds)
I've never seen a game freak out so badly holy shit
Bec welcome to KSP
@@jackdog06 hope you like green miasma
I love floating point numbers. They make everything so weird so fast.
SpaceX's Falcon heavy launch (2018 colorized)
Man, what a time to be alive. When Danny uploads.
It's like you launched off of the planet with so much force you generated thrust for the entire planet, causing massive tsunamis when you returned
Shepdin kermans velocity was literally 2 SEXTILLION
It's ... beautiful!
I love how you never fail me to find another way to release The Kraken to add to you collection of hundreds
You just keep getting better and better with these videos. Keep it up!
This is my favorite Danny2462 KSP video of this year...
Holy crap, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Thank you.
Good to see you back, Danny. Glad you're feeling better!
Man I was bummed out today but this just fixed it entirely
that was beautiful, horrifying, and worth every second of the wait.
Yay! Glad you're back, Danny! We missed you.
I like how Danny can figure out how to destroy the universe whilst casually fooling around.
A Danny2462 kerbal video, in the year of our lord 2019? Will wonders never cease?
Very Awesome Video ! loving it like all the others ! its good to see you back !
How’d I miss this. Awesome video thanks again for the laughs!!
Movie glitch effects: exist
Danny: imma make these REAL
Damm, crossing the universe from edge to edge on 3 Days sounds kinda promising
Yes you're back! Love you man keep it up.
That's how space elevators, fusion reactors and wormholes work. Mere landing legs..
danny2462: the only person that can spaghettifie a whole universe by boredom with a toothpick and some toothpaste as well
That surface effect in the last bit was actually really sick
He said next time 😎
Yep, that's a feature. Holding shift down allows you to move parts in smaller increments and allows for infinite offset.
Great moment for humanity, the day Danny came back, we missed u bud, hope u are better ^^
Danny uploads a video years later and part the ocean.
Danny2462: Pushing time, space, his pc and ksp to its limits. Motto of BANG industries
We should call this kind of FTL drive "The mind-boggling improbable DANNY drive in honor for Danny make the 2nd fastest FTL drive in human records
With one little clap of his landing legs, he can turn the whole planet into a spaghettifield
"I honestly thought
NOTHING
would be as broken as this masterpiece.
Nevermind. You've done it."
Fenen, my scalie friend, seeing this CHAOS
In the next video: Danny breaks the galaxy. With one strut. Without leaving VAB. You glorious bastard, you :)
I have waited so long... THEN U UPLOAD TWO VIDEOS! Yeah boyyy
6:39 Let me play you the song of my people.
Good to see you're still alive Danny boy
3:30
Danny’s brain: I’m aiming towards the ground as I’m falling and I need content, I know what I must do
* turns on engine and starts explosion *
Danny: It is done
Plot twist: squad hired Danny to find game breaking bugs in order to finally defeat the kraken once and for all
When Danny comes back, he does it in style. Why bother spaghettifying Kerbals like a casual when you can spaghettify KERBIN ITSELF
“ how fast do you want your car to be?”
This man: Y E S
Only danny would find a way to make jumping out of a ship teleport you across the entire universe..
Ksp's god of destruction has returned!!
OMG Finally you are back!
I think 4:30 can be explained as: The rest of Kerbin was using the surface model, but the KSC area was using the orbit model.
Either way, it gives insight into how KSP works.
Danny: *literally breaks kerbin*
Me: *uses spacecraft to go so far from kerbol that when i timewarp the sun decides to J U M P*
The krake. Was so angered, that it summoned a tsunami to destroy the ksc X3
NASA just needs to hire this guy to invent interstellar travel.
one of your, if not your best work Danny!
YEESSS! KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM!!
“Hey I’m about to come back”
“How long will it take?”
“I’m just across the universe, probably just 3 days”
Ah, yes landing legs. Once, they caused a craft of mine to annihilate itself by simply deploying.