I remember being on a date, we went back to his place for a little social with the neighbors. His dog was a young hunting dog about a year old. The neighbor slapped the dog on top of the head and I didn’t actually see how the punishment meets the crime so I went OFF on the neighbor. Nope don’t be touching the dog… well I thought it was over for me and my date. Been married for 22 years now.
There's a meme floating around social media right now that says you shouldn't raise your kids the way you were raised because that world no longer exists. That's probably true. That's also the problem. We need to get back to the world our parents raised us in with regards to topics like patriotism, discipline in the home, respect for the older generations, respect for authority, and preserving the nuclear family. JMHO
I be damned. I’m raising my boys any way I want to and that means I’m raising them exactly like my dad raised me and Andy Griffith raised Opie. That meme is some more of that ‘woke’ 0’dumma sh*t.
That word will piss us off quick. I was called racist over a song 🤣🤣🤣 I got friends of all kinds, and I love it. I still do not see how one can be racist over a song lol but I guess it happens.
Brother you are on point! I'm from Louisiana and worked on the back side of this rock we're on! That Racist sh-t last about 2 days because they have never been around people like us! But I've seen some bad stuff around the world. But I make sure I leave a positive impression on them. I run job's! But they all know and respect Punkin! Stay true to god and yourself!
The Dog rule APPLIES TO ALL our animals! Yes, cats too!!! Horses, Mules, and Donkeys too! We LOVE our equines like family. In some cases, MORE than "family"!!! (Not even joking!)
I've got a scruffy little dog named "Festus". He's been riding around with me for over 12 years now. Don't mess with Festus unless you want to see real "Gunsmoke".🤠 P.s. Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.😁
My ex made me choose between her or the dog, she was so mad I didn't even have to help her pack. Had that dog 14 years. Good dog, you could break into my house, play fetch, just you can't leave till I get home.
you funny, thx for the video. you are right about thinking outside the box. You are right about the race thing to a country boy don't care about color it is about who you are as a person. keep the videos coming
You didn’t mention using actual distance to figure out where stuff is. I hate that. Better to say you know it’s a little bit past that one weird house, take a left at the big rock, and a right at that one tree. Don’t tell me it’s four miles away
"Turn right at the old Hackman place and cross the slab." When people asked how small my town actually was, it's 4 creeks and 3 rivers from the nearest Walmart.
@@ax2usn shoot sounds exactly like where I live. If you get to the mountains and drive another fifteen you’ll get to a bigger Walmart. But you gotta drive through a national forest to get there.
'Ya got the #1 in the right spot. We don't take well to being called "Racist" at ALL! I could try to explain, but the truth stands for itself. Thanks! --Fink
I don't even let people tell my dog to get off the sofa generally. Like nah dude she lives here, you can grab a chair out of the kitchen. Smart people know to bribe my dog in to moving with a snack if they wanna sit on the couch. Dumb people get treated like they are mentally deficient by both me and the dog.
So basically a lot of your viewers live in bfe lol. Thats what I’ve gleaned over the year watching you and the comment section. Idk how I ended up subbed to your channel let alone living in a town that has Amish selling brooms and cider in front of the gas station but im cool with being both places. Hopefully you get that gig coaching the Steelers, they might do better (not that I want them too)
As a single female homeowner, I stand by the fact that zip ties, duct tape, and my Bosch compound battery operated screwdriver are my best friends. Friends who have saved me $$$$$$$$.
Yep! Don't call me racist! I will give you history lesson, and when I get done you will be better educated. Don't think cause I talk slow that I am stupid!
Ol jerry was always a must whenever dad and I hit the road, road trip out of town or up into the mountains for hunting season. Sure miss both them ol boys. Rip.
My wife will have no problems with going toe to toe with anyone (or me) if the dogs are disrespected. Neighbors (kids and adults) have all received an "education" and only warning - dont mess with our dogs- ever!! 😂🎉
When I was dating my future wife, we were at the in-laws with my girlfriends dogs when they got out and disappeared in the woods. I tracked them for 3 hours and returned them. Her Mama told her that, that right there is good husband material.
No there’s some people, mostly these younger kids who are ashamed of their family and where they come from. We call those people woke. They are trying hard to change everything good that we grew up on.
@@sevinstorey4365 You are absolutely correct. And it is up to us to show them the good path by example. leadership, compassion and shared wisdom. A difficult path but usually the best way is the toughest. Good luck and God Bless
Well I’m blessed. I have a 34 yo son with two daughters and he is as good of a man as you could ask for. I have two daughters 24 and 20 and they are smart and feel the same way as I do about what’s going on with the kids today and my 9 yo son can recite you what it takes to be a gentleman by Ge. Robert E. Lee. I’m blessed by God.
Country folk I've been around' likes down to earth people, nothing to do with color , most have Christian up bringing ,or understands how a Christian suppose to carry themselves. Maybe not so much these days,however most part I reckon..
Our Chuck, who art in Texas, Almighty be thy name. Thy roundhouse rules, thy fists command, On earth as they do in legend. Grant us this day the strength to endure, And pardon us our doubts, As we obliterate those who stand against thee. Lead us not into cowardice, But deliver us unto victory. For thine is the might, the justice, and the eternal roundhouse, Forever unrivaled. Amen.
@2:21 Bruce Lee has been dead for many decades, hell even his son has died, Chuck is a fine Christian man and a fair actor who is if I am not mistaken in his '80's currently and situationally would give you normal respect.
Don't mess with our parents, grandparents or sisters. Never mess with our pets if you value your life. The rest just depends on how we feel on that day!
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when my wife left me and took everything....she also took my dog and gave her away....😭
Telling me how to raise my child will get you seriously hurt. Don't touch my dog, or my truck. I treat people how they treat me. I prefer to be left alone, I'm in my own little world don't bother me
You’re completely right. We love everybody as long as they cool.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This man right here speaks the truth! Do not tell us how to raise our kids or mess with our dogs 🤣🤣💖💖💖💖
Dude, you are hilarious. If i see ya i am buying you a beer
Don't mess with my dog. Don't mess with anyone's dog.
Most men should have learned that when they were young. All cultures.
@@546people It is most definitely called common sense 🤣
More people need to see John Wick.
You might get unalived messing with a Dog
Mess with my coon hunters, and I'll beat you until you get common sense. By the Lord All Mighty.
Keep your dog off me and my stuff.
I remember being on a date, we went back to his place for a little social with the neighbors. His dog was a young hunting dog about a year old. The neighbor slapped the dog on top of the head and I didn’t actually see how the punishment meets the crime so I went OFF on the neighbor. Nope don’t be touching the dog… well I thought it was over for me and my date. Been married for 22 years now.
There's a meme floating around social media right now that says you shouldn't raise your kids the way you were raised because that world no longer exists. That's probably true. That's also the problem. We need to get back to the world our parents raised us in with regards to topics like patriotism, discipline in the home, respect for the older generations, respect for authority, and preserving the nuclear family. JMHO
Yep, exactly!
I be damned. I’m raising my boys any way I want to and that means I’m raising them exactly like my dad raised me and Andy Griffith raised Opie. That meme is some more of that ‘woke’ 0’dumma sh*t.
@ yep
@@ElaineWood-f2t Elaine I wish I could like this post you made 1000 times because I would.
Exactly. They should be being raised with ' old school ' with discipline and respect !!!!
O the dog thing can get someone hurt bad!😂😂😂
Or worse
Very true
You betcha!
Glad to see you back on my feed!
Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-UPs!
He's *PUSHING* planet Earth *DOWN!*
;-)
Yep!
I’ve missed you man! You never pop up in my feed anymore and I thought you’d quit! I’m glad I was wrong my dude, thanks for the video!
You don’t mess with any people‘s dog your dog is like family I love my dog. I guess that proved your point.😂😂😂
That word will piss us off quick. I was called racist over a song 🤣🤣🤣 I got friends of all kinds, and I love it. I still do not see how one can be racist over a song lol but I guess it happens.
some use that to intimidate anyone they dissagree with.
3:26 "watch me" is a famous battle cry to disprove your statement.
It's the alternative to "hold my beer" for people that don't drink.
I told a coworker I was going to leave work, early, one day. He said, "You can't do that". I said, "Watch me"!
😂😂😂 love how u put things in perspectives. Many blessings to you
Brother you are on point! I'm from Louisiana and worked on the back side of this rock we're on! That Racist sh-t last about 2 days because they have never been around people like us! But I've seen some bad stuff around the world. But I make sure I leave a positive impression on them. I run job's! But they all know and respect Punkin! Stay true to god and yourself!
Man I missed seeing you on screw tube ,you are hilarious ! Bravo 👏👏👏
The Dog rule APPLIES TO ALL our animals! Yes, cats too!!!
Horses, Mules, and Donkeys too! We LOVE our equines like family.
In some cases, MORE than "family"!!!
(Not even joking!)
Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants!!!!
There's so much truth in this 😂😂.. you talk about my dog we're gonna have problems for sure
I've got a scruffy little dog named "Festus". He's been riding around with me for over 12 years now. Don't mess with Festus unless you want to see real "Gunsmoke".🤠 P.s. Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.😁
Only eats unicornsLOL😂😂😂
One of my dad's friends wife gave him an ultimatum....either the dog goes or she does...he told her goodbye. Not a joke. They're now divorced !
Wooden pegs and monopoly dice!!😂😂😂
that one had me going!
My ex made me choose between her or the dog, she was so mad I didn't even have to help her pack. Had that dog 14 years. Good dog, you could break into my house, play fetch, just you can't leave till I get home.
glad you are back, fuckin love your vids
I love watchin u Josh! Merry Christmas to u and ur family buddy
God bless you Josh, an interesting fact that you should know Chuck Norris Knew Bruce Lee.
Number 6 is don't talk about our trucks even if you can see road through the floor broads or sun light in the cab roof!
😆😅🤣 amen brother love from Wisconsin 🤝✌️
Don't mess with my Sadie.
RIP Sadie.😢
I miss my Sadie Baby too 😥
@DarleneNagrodsky Took her name "Sexy Sadie ", fm the Beatles "White Album"🎶🎶😘🇺🇸😎
Love ya brother Josh! You da man!!
Amen... love my Big Baby 🐕
cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣💯
Preach the truth! 🎯
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
You got em pegged !!! NOW you need to cover us Hillbillies 😊😂
you funny, thx for the video. you are right about thinking outside the box. You are right about the race thing to a country boy don't care about color it is about who you are as a person. keep the videos coming
You didn’t mention using actual distance to figure out where stuff is. I hate that. Better to say you know it’s a little bit past that one weird house, take a left at the big rock, and a right at that one tree. Don’t tell me it’s four miles away
Only directions i give 😆
@ ever give directions according to listening to a cd or music. Like if you get to this song you gone too far.
South Louisiana here. Distance is often referred to in time and not distance lol. "How far is Pierre Part from here?" About 20 minutes.
"Turn right at the old Hackman place and cross the slab."
When people asked how small my town actually was, it's 4 creeks and 3 rivers from the nearest Walmart.
@@ax2usn shoot sounds exactly like where I live. If you get to the mountains and drive another fifteen you’ll get to a bigger Walmart. But you gotta drive through a national forest to get there.
6. "You gonna eat your cornbread?"
Don't you touch MY cornbread!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BlitzenSpeaks Especially if Granny made it.
@@kentdesrochers4052
👍Lord, YES!!!🤣🤣🤣
Hands down don't threaten my dog 😅😅😅. Guaranteed
Don't mess with Chuck Norris.
preach it Mr. Josh
Josh, you could have included dogs and kids together. Most of us view our dogs as our kids anyway.
'Ya got the #1 in the right spot. We don't take well to being called "Racist" at ALL! I could try to explain, but the truth stands for itself. Thanks! --Fink
Thanks for this video you are hilarious! And not wrong either
Great video Josh!!!
I don't even let people tell my dog to get off the sofa generally. Like nah dude she lives here, you can grab a chair out of the kitchen. Smart people know to bribe my dog in to moving with a snack if they wanna sit on the couch. Dumb people get treated like they are mentally deficient by both me and the dog.
Ha! We could be friends.
😂 much respect ty kindly also 🤣 my gut
So basically a lot of your viewers live in bfe lol. Thats what I’ve gleaned over the year watching you and the comment section. Idk how I ended up subbed to your channel let alone living in a town that has Amish selling brooms and cider in front of the gas station but im cool with being both places. Hopefully you get that gig coaching the Steelers, they might do better (not that I want them too)
Building a house. I'll need mud chicken wire and yard clippings.
Best kind of house!
God bless you!
Amazing! Thank you!!! 😃
Dude, you are hilarious! Merry Christmas!!
As a single female homeowner, I stand by the fact that zip ties, duct tape, and my Bosch compound battery operated screwdriver are my best friends. Friends who have saved me $$$$$$$$.
Chuck Norris & Bruce Lee were friends who trained together. Their only fight was staged for the movie, The way of the dragon.
Never diss The South!!!
Yep! Don't call me racist! I will give you history lesson, and when I get done you will be better educated. Don't think cause I talk slow that I am stupid!
You are right😊
1:07 This is not a new development; listen to Jerry Clower.
"That trashy thing has done killed my dog" God bless Jerry Clower.
Ol jerry was always a must whenever dad and I hit the road, road trip out of town or up into the mountains for hunting season. Sure miss both them ol boys. Rip.
Got lost at a farm equipment show as a kid. JC was the entertainment and came into the office in a burgundy suit. Was worth getting lost.
Amen 🙏
Add number 6 for me dear... #6 would be talking sh*t about their trucks, or vehicles... that could definitely warrant an injury also!
Brother!!? You sure you black!? My brother from another mother one love and respect from port Charlotte
Merry Christmas and happy new year 🎉
all i can say is AMEN brother!
Good talk.
My wife will have no problems with going toe to toe with anyone (or me) if the dogs are disrespected.
Neighbors (kids and adults) have all received an "education" and only warning - dont mess with our dogs- ever!!
😂🎉
You are awesome!! 😅
I'm guilty of number 4, tell me I can't do something I'm gonna do everything in my power to prove you wrong 😂
Don't mess with my dog, kids, woman, truck, and DON'T EVEN say nuthin' about my Mama.
When I was dating my future wife, we were at the in-laws with my girlfriends dogs when they got out and disappeared in the woods. I tracked them for 3 hours and returned them. Her Mama told her that, that right there is good husband material.
He's right. He makes better sense then my college teachers.
💯
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Lmfao. Chuck Norris already lost to Bruce Lee then asked Bruce to teach him.
Visitors will ask me to do something with my dog. Nah the dog lives here,
Facts😂 Except for the one about Jesus 😉
Everybody is the same Midwest Hot Dish food is Soul Food in the south Same dishes, Same Grandmother
No there’s some people, mostly these younger kids who are ashamed of their family and where they come from. We call those people woke. They are trying hard to change everything good that we grew up on.
@@sevinstorey4365 You are absolutely correct. And it is up to us to show them the good path by example. leadership, compassion and shared wisdom. A difficult path but usually the best way is the toughest. Good luck and God Bless
Well I’m blessed. I have a 34 yo son with two daughters and he is as good of a man as you could ask for. I have two daughters 24 and 20 and they are smart and feel the same way as I do about what’s going on with the kids today and my 9 yo son can recite you what it takes to be a gentleman by Ge. Robert E. Lee. I’m blessed by God.
Navy here: messin' with my dogs will get a ....measured ...response just like messin' with my boats.
"Proportional"
@j.walker3498 Proportional gets thrown around in courts martial, though. Measured is the SERE version.
@@ax2usn I was referring to a "Fat Electrician" video about The Samual Roberts operation praying mantis.
Don't EVER mess with my dog.
Dude, for real. My dog is a priority!
#4 and #5 hits way too close to home. lol
You aint lieing bro 😊
Country folk I've been around' likes down to earth people, nothing to do with color , most have Christian up bringing ,or understands how a Christian suppose to carry themselves.
Maybe not so much these days,however most part I reckon..
I don't have a dog. But if someone messes with my cat, they will be losing teeth.
#6. Insult my ol lady; you best be right with Jesus.
Our Chuck, who art in Texas,
Almighty be thy name.
Thy roundhouse rules, thy fists command,
On earth as they do in legend.
Grant us this day the strength to endure,
And pardon us our doubts,
As we obliterate those who stand against thee.
Lead us not into cowardice,
But deliver us unto victory.
For thine is the might, the justice, and the eternal roundhouse,
Forever unrivaled.
Amen.
Kings buy Chuck Norris sized beds.
I got called racist one time in jail, I said 'I sure am, I love Nascar '.
*deep breath, exhale*
Yes sir your funny as can be but the truth is there
@2:21 Bruce Lee has been dead for many decades, hell even his son has died, Chuck is a fine Christian man and a fair actor who is if I am not mistaken in his '80's currently and situationally would give you normal respect.
You never told me that you Renamed your pistols…WTF BRUV
Facts
Don't mess with our parents, grandparents or sisters. Never mess with our pets if you value your life. The rest just depends on how we feel on that day!
when my wife left me and took everything....she also took my dog and gave her away....😭
Telling me how to raise my child will get you seriously hurt. Don't touch my dog, or my truck. I treat people how they treat me. I prefer to be left alone, I'm in my own little world don't bother me
I had a friend said don't mess with the cows
There is absolutely nothing that I can disagree with. Oh, and BTW Before the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris!
What's it take ta git this guy excited ??
This funny I don't care who ya are!
You get a Chuck pass bro cause you speaking facts