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  • @Aegirak
    @Aegirak 27 днів тому +45

    You’re completely right. We love everybody as long as they cool.

  • @brittneyyoung-zq6gj
    @brittneyyoung-zq6gj 29 днів тому +28

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This man right here speaks the truth! Do not tell us how to raise our kids or mess with our dogs 🤣🤣💖💖💖💖

  • @tjmiller9567
    @tjmiller9567 Місяць тому +50

    Dude, you are hilarious. If i see ya i am buying you a beer

  • @m1t2a1
    @m1t2a1 Місяць тому +98

    Don't mess with my dog. Don't mess with anyone's dog.

    • @546people
      @546people 29 днів тому +9

      Most men should have learned that when they were young. All cultures.

    • @brittneyyoung-zq6gj
      @brittneyyoung-zq6gj 29 днів тому +4

      @@546people It is most definitely called common sense 🤣

    • @coppertopv365
      @coppertopv365 28 днів тому +9

      More people need to see John Wick.
      You might get unalived messing with a Dog

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 28 днів тому

      Mess with my coon hunters, and I'll beat you until you get common sense. By the Lord All Mighty.

    • @johnpapa8681
      @johnpapa8681 28 днів тому

      Keep your dog off me and my stuff.

  • @home17able
    @home17able Місяць тому +51

    I remember being on a date, we went back to his place for a little social with the neighbors. His dog was a young hunting dog about a year old. The neighbor slapped the dog on top of the head and I didn’t actually see how the punishment meets the crime so I went OFF on the neighbor. Nope don’t be touching the dog… well I thought it was over for me and my date. Been married for 22 years now.

  • @ElaineWood-f2t
    @ElaineWood-f2t 29 днів тому +50

    There's a meme floating around social media right now that says you shouldn't raise your kids the way you were raised because that world no longer exists. That's probably true. That's also the problem. We need to get back to the world our parents raised us in with regards to topics like patriotism, discipline in the home, respect for the older generations, respect for authority, and preserving the nuclear family. JMHO

    • @nicopico5537
      @nicopico5537 25 днів тому +5

      Yep, exactly!

    • @sevinstorey4365
      @sevinstorey4365 16 днів тому +3

      I be damned. I’m raising my boys any way I want to and that means I’m raising them exactly like my dad raised me and Andy Griffith raised Opie. That meme is some more of that ‘woke’ 0’dumma sh*t.

    • @nicopico5537
      @nicopico5537 16 днів тому +2

      @ yep

    • @sevinstorey4365
      @sevinstorey4365 15 днів тому

      @@ElaineWood-f2t Elaine I wish I could like this post you made 1000 times because I would.

    • @carolynrobers1621
      @carolynrobers1621 4 дні тому +2

      Exactly. They should be being raised with ' old school ' with discipline and respect !!!!

  • @rowlinstoned3715
    @rowlinstoned3715 Місяць тому +72

    O the dog thing can get someone hurt bad!😂😂😂

  • @plexjonez9217
    @plexjonez9217 Місяць тому +45

    Glad to see you back on my feed!

  • @J_E_Sandoval
    @J_E_Sandoval Місяць тому +64

    Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost!

  • @Graver81-69
    @Graver81-69 Місяць тому +23

    I’ve missed you man! You never pop up in my feed anymore and I thought you’d quit! I’m glad I was wrong my dude, thanks for the video!

  • @subnoizesoldier2
    @subnoizesoldier2 28 днів тому +11

    You don’t mess with any people‘s dog your dog is like family I love my dog. I guess that proved your point.😂😂😂

  • @brittneyyoung-zq6gj
    @brittneyyoung-zq6gj 29 днів тому +15

    That word will piss us off quick. I was called racist over a song 🤣🤣🤣 I got friends of all kinds, and I love it. I still do not see how one can be racist over a song lol but I guess it happens.

    • @wils-q7j
      @wils-q7j 22 дні тому +3

      some use that to intimidate anyone they dissagree with.

  • @andrewbryant8653
    @andrewbryant8653 29 днів тому +12

    3:26 "watch me" is a famous battle cry to disprove your statement.

    • @j.walker3498
      @j.walker3498 28 днів тому +6

      It's the alternative to "hold my beer" for people that don't drink.

    • @lauralovell9473
      @lauralovell9473 15 днів тому +2

      I told a coworker I was going to leave work, early, one day. He said, "You can't do that". I said, "Watch me"!

  • @Joshua-jb9bj
    @Joshua-jb9bj Місяць тому +11

    😂😂😂 love how u put things in perspectives. Many blessings to you

  • @PunkinRodriguez-tc7mc
    @PunkinRodriguez-tc7mc 26 днів тому +6

    Brother you are on point! I'm from Louisiana and worked on the back side of this rock we're on! That Racist sh-t last about 2 days because they have never been around people like us! But I've seen some bad stuff around the world. But I make sure I leave a positive impression on them. I run job's! But they all know and respect Punkin! Stay true to god and yourself!

  • @danfrick397
    @danfrick397 29 днів тому +6

    Man I missed seeing you on screw tube ,you are hilarious ! Bravo 👏👏👏

  • @BlitzenSpeaks
    @BlitzenSpeaks 28 днів тому +11

    The Dog rule APPLIES TO ALL our animals! Yes, cats too!!!
    Horses, Mules, and Donkeys too! We LOVE our equines like family.
    In some cases, MORE than "family"!!!
    (Not even joking!)

  • @GluteusMaximus21
    @GluteusMaximus21 21 день тому +9

    Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants!!!!

  • @rubystang
    @rubystang 17 днів тому +2

    There's so much truth in this 😂😂.. you talk about my dog we're gonna have problems for sure

  • @mr.hanger
    @mr.hanger Місяць тому +13

    I've got a scruffy little dog named "Festus". He's been riding around with me for over 12 years now. Don't mess with Festus unless you want to see real "Gunsmoke".🤠 P.s. Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.😁

    • @fresnokidsr
      @fresnokidsr 16 днів тому

      Only eats unicornsLOL😂😂😂

  • @wisdomoverfear2685
    @wisdomoverfear2685 28 днів тому +8

    One of my dad's friends wife gave him an ultimatum....either the dog goes or she does...he told her goodbye. Not a joke. They're now divorced !

  • @deborahaumiller7391
    @deborahaumiller7391 28 днів тому +6

    Wooden pegs and monopoly dice!!😂😂😂

  • @j.walker3498
    @j.walker3498 28 днів тому +8

    My ex made me choose between her or the dog, she was so mad I didn't even have to help her pack. Had that dog 14 years. Good dog, you could break into my house, play fetch, just you can't leave till I get home.

  • @wretchedrabbit
    @wretchedrabbit 19 днів тому +2

    glad you are back, fuckin love your vids

  • @rowlinstoned3715
    @rowlinstoned3715 Місяць тому +13

    I love watchin u Josh! Merry Christmas to u and ur family buddy

  • @larrym.johnson9219
    @larrym.johnson9219 20 днів тому +1

    God bless you Josh, an interesting fact that you should know Chuck Norris Knew Bruce Lee.

  • @jamespaxton5229
    @jamespaxton5229 28 днів тому +5

    Number 6 is don't talk about our trucks even if you can see road through the floor broads or sun light in the cab roof!

  • @joshuajames1067
    @joshuajames1067 19 днів тому +1

    😆😅🤣 amen brother love from Wisconsin 🤝✌️

  • @gabbyhayes4561
    @gabbyhayes4561 28 днів тому +10

    Don't mess with my Sadie.
    RIP Sadie.😢

    • @DarleneNagrodsky
      @DarleneNagrodsky 15 днів тому

      I miss my Sadie Baby too 😥

    • @gabbyhayes4561
      @gabbyhayes4561 15 днів тому

      @DarleneNagrodsky Took her name "Sexy Sadie ", fm the Beatles "White Album"🎶🎶😘🇺🇸😎

  • @SuperStock2022
    @SuperStock2022 15 днів тому

    Love ya brother Josh! You da man!!

  • @MountainMysticWV
    @MountainMysticWV 15 днів тому

    Amen... love my Big Baby 🐕

  • @dalehoskins9720
    @dalehoskins9720 19 днів тому +1

    cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣💯

  • @sonoftherepublic7737
    @sonoftherepublic7737 14 днів тому

    Preach the truth! 🎯

  • @thewindle
    @thewindle 27 днів тому +4

    Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

  • @dannysmith9217
    @dannysmith9217 11 днів тому

    You got em pegged !!! NOW you need to cover us Hillbillies 😊😂

  • @jaxsonburton7079
    @jaxsonburton7079 12 днів тому

    you funny, thx for the video. you are right about thinking outside the box. You are right about the race thing to a country boy don't care about color it is about who you are as a person. keep the videos coming

  • @M_arment
    @M_arment Місяць тому +12

    You didn’t mention using actual distance to figure out where stuff is. I hate that. Better to say you know it’s a little bit past that one weird house, take a left at the big rock, and a right at that one tree. Don’t tell me it’s four miles away

    • @jakewarner9529
      @jakewarner9529 Місяць тому +4

      Only directions i give 😆

    • @M_arment
      @M_arment Місяць тому +4

      @ ever give directions according to listening to a cd or music. Like if you get to this song you gone too far.

    • @badger4904
      @badger4904 Місяць тому +7

      South Louisiana here. Distance is often referred to in time and not distance lol. "How far is Pierre Part from here?" About 20 minutes.

    • @ax2usn
      @ax2usn 29 днів тому +6

      "Turn right at the old Hackman place and cross the slab."
      When people asked how small my town actually was, it's 4 creeks and 3 rivers from the nearest Walmart.

    • @M_arment
      @M_arment 29 днів тому +2

      @@ax2usn shoot sounds exactly like where I live. If you get to the mountains and drive another fifteen you’ll get to a bigger Walmart. But you gotta drive through a national forest to get there.

  • @matmorris8194
    @matmorris8194 29 днів тому +9

    6. "You gonna eat your cornbread?"

    • @BlitzenSpeaks
      @BlitzenSpeaks 28 днів тому +1

      Don't you touch MY cornbread!!!!!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kentdesrochers4052
      @kentdesrochers4052 26 днів тому +3

      ​@BlitzenSpeaks Especially if Granny made it.

    • @BlitzenSpeaks
      @BlitzenSpeaks 26 днів тому +2

      @@kentdesrochers4052
      👍Lord, YES!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @glennholabaugh5784
    @glennholabaugh5784 14 днів тому +1

    Hands down don't threaten my dog 😅😅😅. Guaranteed

  • @whatsup7253
    @whatsup7253 Місяць тому +6

    Don't mess with Chuck Norris.

  • @patriotsrebelsrogues7332
    @patriotsrebelsrogues7332 26 днів тому +1

    preach it Mr. Josh

  • @joemattox7525
    @joemattox7525 26 днів тому +6

    Josh, you could have included dogs and kids together. Most of us view our dogs as our kids anyway.

  • @HomeTipsAndTricks
    @HomeTipsAndTricks 13 днів тому

    'Ya got the #1 in the right spot. We don't take well to being called "Racist" at ALL! I could try to explain, but the truth stands for itself. Thanks! --Fink

  • @BLDiesel
    @BLDiesel 5 днів тому

    Thanks for this video you are hilarious! And not wrong either

  • @GB-zi6qr
    @GB-zi6qr Місяць тому +2

    Great video Josh!!!

  • @GothikSamurai1
    @GothikSamurai1 Місяць тому +5

    I don't even let people tell my dog to get off the sofa generally. Like nah dude she lives here, you can grab a chair out of the kitchen. Smart people know to bribe my dog in to moving with a snack if they wanna sit on the couch. Dumb people get treated like they are mentally deficient by both me and the dog.

    • @ax2usn
      @ax2usn 29 днів тому +1

      Ha! We could be friends.

  • @darksaturn1085
    @darksaturn1085 18 днів тому +1

    😂 much respect ty kindly also 🤣 my gut

  • @M_arment
    @M_arment 29 днів тому +2

    So basically a lot of your viewers live in bfe lol. Thats what I’ve gleaned over the year watching you and the comment section. Idk how I ended up subbed to your channel let alone living in a town that has Amish selling brooms and cider in front of the gas station but im cool with being both places. Hopefully you get that gig coaching the Steelers, they might do better (not that I want them too)

  • @jamesrogers2780
    @jamesrogers2780 Місяць тому +5

    Building a house. I'll need mud chicken wire and yard clippings.

  • @erinmuetz8771
    @erinmuetz8771 13 днів тому

    God bless you!

  • @ianhamilton2035
    @ianhamilton2035 Місяць тому +2

    Amazing! Thank you!!! 😃

  • @numbersletters3886
    @numbersletters3886 27 днів тому +1

    Dude, you are hilarious! Merry Christmas!!

  • @user-qi4ff5in9z
    @user-qi4ff5in9z 12 днів тому

    As a single female homeowner, I stand by the fact that zip ties, duct tape, and my Bosch compound battery operated screwdriver are my best friends. Friends who have saved me $$$$$$$$.

  • @edmondnadeau8180
    @edmondnadeau8180 2 дні тому +1

    Chuck Norris & Bruce Lee were friends who trained together. Their only fight was staged for the movie, The way of the dragon.

  • @ralphjames1211
    @ralphjames1211 27 днів тому +2

    Never diss The South!!!

  • @jasonfeagans3291
    @jasonfeagans3291 18 днів тому +2

    Yep! Don't call me racist! I will give you history lesson, and when I get done you will be better educated. Don't think cause I talk slow that I am stupid!

  • @truthbetold-jq8iw
    @truthbetold-jq8iw 28 днів тому +1

    You are right😊

  • @andrewbryant8653
    @andrewbryant8653 29 днів тому +5

    1:07 This is not a new development; listen to Jerry Clower.

    • @MrBjseales
      @MrBjseales 28 днів тому +3

      "That trashy thing has done killed my dog" God bless Jerry Clower.

    • @Backcountryspotter69
      @Backcountryspotter69 25 днів тому +2

      Ol jerry was always a must whenever dad and I hit the road, road trip out of town or up into the mountains for hunting season. Sure miss both them ol boys. Rip.

    • @CharlesCreech-ek1xx
      @CharlesCreech-ek1xx 7 днів тому +3

      Got lost at a farm equipment show as a kid. JC was the entertainment and came into the office in a burgundy suit. Was worth getting lost.

  • @TerryL423
    @TerryL423 28 днів тому +1

    Amen 🙏

  • @beneficialmeditations4832
    @beneficialmeditations4832 17 днів тому

    Add number 6 for me dear... #6 would be talking sh*t about their trucks, or vehicles... that could definitely warrant an injury also!

  • @tokemeout
    @tokemeout 28 днів тому

    Brother!!? You sure you black!? My brother from another mother one love and respect from port Charlotte

  • @paulinesoares3594
    @paulinesoares3594 29 днів тому +3

    Merry Christmas and happy new year 🎉

  • @ronwendt
    @ronwendt 15 днів тому

    all i can say is AMEN brother!

  • @richardharrold4357
    @richardharrold4357 14 днів тому

    Good talk.

  • @Bfromtxtoph
    @Bfromtxtoph 16 днів тому +1

    My wife will have no problems with going toe to toe with anyone (or me) if the dogs are disrespected.
    Neighbors (kids and adults) have all received an "education" and only warning - dont mess with our dogs- ever!!
    😂🎉

  • @kentonward97
    @kentonward97 18 днів тому

    You are awesome!! 😅

  • @christopherroberts6089
    @christopherroberts6089 16 днів тому

    I'm guilty of number 4, tell me I can't do something I'm gonna do everything in my power to prove you wrong 😂

  • @Rotorhead1651
    @Rotorhead1651 22 дні тому

    Don't mess with my dog, kids, woman, truck, and DON'T EVEN say nuthin' about my Mama.

  • @JosephHenry-l5e
    @JosephHenry-l5e 15 днів тому +1

    When I was dating my future wife, we were at the in-laws with my girlfriends dogs when they got out and disappeared in the woods. I tracked them for 3 hours and returned them. Her Mama told her that, that right there is good husband material.

  • @jakechilders783
    @jakechilders783 12 днів тому

    He's right. He makes better sense then my college teachers.

  • @nicholasbarcomb2324
    @nicholasbarcomb2324 Місяць тому +2

    💯

  • @johnnyadcock5962
    @johnnyadcock5962 28 днів тому

    Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

  • @wolfbisbing486
    @wolfbisbing486 4 дні тому

    Lmfao. Chuck Norris already lost to Bruce Lee then asked Bruce to teach him.

  • @curtisburnett6384
    @curtisburnett6384 16 днів тому +1

    Visitors will ask me to do something with my dog. Nah the dog lives here,

  • @ryvirkelley5047
    @ryvirkelley5047 Місяць тому

    Facts😂 Except for the one about Jesus 😉

  • @maxbialystock254
    @maxbialystock254 27 днів тому +1

    Everybody is the same Midwest Hot Dish food is Soul Food in the south Same dishes, Same Grandmother

    • @sevinstorey4365
      @sevinstorey4365 16 днів тому

      No there’s some people, mostly these younger kids who are ashamed of their family and where they come from. We call those people woke. They are trying hard to change everything good that we grew up on.

    • @maxbialystock254
      @maxbialystock254 12 днів тому +1

      @@sevinstorey4365 You are absolutely correct. And it is up to us to show them the good path by example. leadership, compassion and shared wisdom. A difficult path but usually the best way is the toughest. Good luck and God Bless

    • @sevinstorey4365
      @sevinstorey4365 12 днів тому

      Well I’m blessed. I have a 34 yo son with two daughters and he is as good of a man as you could ask for. I have two daughters 24 and 20 and they are smart and feel the same way as I do about what’s going on with the kids today and my 9 yo son can recite you what it takes to be a gentleman by Ge. Robert E. Lee. I’m blessed by God.

  • @ax2usn
    @ax2usn 29 днів тому +1

    Navy here: messin' with my dogs will get a ....measured ...response just like messin' with my boats.

    • @j.walker3498
      @j.walker3498 28 днів тому +2

      "Proportional"

    • @ax2usn
      @ax2usn 28 днів тому +1

      @j.walker3498 Proportional gets thrown around in courts martial, though. Measured is the SERE version.

    • @j.walker3498
      @j.walker3498 28 днів тому

      @@ax2usn I was referring to a "Fat Electrician" video about The Samual Roberts operation praying mantis.

  • @user-qi4ff5in9z
    @user-qi4ff5in9z 12 днів тому

    Don't EVER mess with my dog.

  • @TerryL423
    @TerryL423 28 днів тому

    Dude, for real. My dog is a priority!

  • @wils-q7j
    @wils-q7j 22 дні тому

    #4 and #5 hits way too close to home. lol

  • @grasshoppercrews1296
    @grasshoppercrews1296 27 днів тому

    You aint lieing bro 😊

  • @wess-cp7vd
    @wess-cp7vd 8 днів тому

    Country folk I've been around' likes down to earth people, nothing to do with color , most have Christian up bringing ,or understands how a Christian suppose to carry themselves.
    Maybe not so much these days,however most part I reckon..

  • @McKavian
    @McKavian 27 днів тому

    I don't have a dog. But if someone messes with my cat, they will be losing teeth.

  • @Shortsac72
    @Shortsac72 10 днів тому

    #6. Insult my ol lady; you best be right with Jesus.

  • @obi-juantacobi8552
    @obi-juantacobi8552 14 днів тому

    Our Chuck, who art in Texas,
    Almighty be thy name.
    Thy roundhouse rules, thy fists command,
    On earth as they do in legend.
    Grant us this day the strength to endure,
    And pardon us our doubts,
    As we obliterate those who stand against thee.
    Lead us not into cowardice,
    But deliver us unto victory.
    For thine is the might, the justice, and the eternal roundhouse,
    Forever unrivaled.
    Amen.

  • @johngeorge2081
    @johngeorge2081 16 днів тому

    Kings buy Chuck Norris sized beds.

  • @mickeldannheim283
    @mickeldannheim283 15 днів тому

    I got called racist one time in jail, I said 'I sure am, I love Nascar '.

  • @cravenmadness967
    @cravenmadness967 Місяць тому +2

    *deep breath, exhale*

  • @clintfred79
    @clintfred79 29 днів тому +1

    Yes sir your funny as can be but the truth is there

  • @rodneymoore7270
    @rodneymoore7270 18 днів тому

    @2:21 Bruce Lee has been dead for many decades, hell even his son has died, Chuck is a fine Christian man and a fair actor who is if I am not mistaken in his '80's currently and situationally would give you normal respect.

  • @tokemeout
    @tokemeout 28 днів тому

    You never told me that you Renamed your pistols…WTF BRUV

  • @tristaperkins7112
    @tristaperkins7112 29 днів тому +1

    Facts

  • @tk-fn8ml
    @tk-fn8ml 22 дні тому

    Don't mess with our parents, grandparents or sisters. Never mess with our pets if you value your life. The rest just depends on how we feel on that day!

  •  15 днів тому

    when my wife left me and took everything....she also took my dog and gave her away....😭

  • @dustincalloway3163
    @dustincalloway3163 9 днів тому

    Telling me how to raise my child will get you seriously hurt. Don't touch my dog, or my truck. I treat people how they treat me. I prefer to be left alone, I'm in my own little world don't bother me

  • @JDoe-j2o
    @JDoe-j2o 18 днів тому

    I had a friend said don't mess with the cows

  • @michaelwalters1711
    @michaelwalters1711 15 днів тому

    There is absolutely nothing that I can disagree with. Oh, and BTW Before the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris!

  • @practicalplinking6133
    @practicalplinking6133 19 днів тому

    What's it take ta git this guy excited ??

  • @brianmiller1098
    @brianmiller1098 29 днів тому +1

    This funny I don't care who ya are!

  • @Dogo_XLBullys
    @Dogo_XLBullys 15 днів тому

    You get a Chuck pass bro cause you speaking facts