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  • So, now checkmarks are a sign of low quality twitter accounts should be blocked? Congrats #blocktheblue you've reached the same conclusion we did years ago.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 553

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT Рік тому +835

    the way they squeal over a little blue check is hilarious. It's just pixels on a screen and they're in a fit of rage lmao

    • @TrickyMario7654
      @TrickyMario7654 Рік тому +2

      How about these people get a 💩emoji instead of a blue checkmark next to their name?

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +90

      It's not pixels to them, it's validation. They desperately need validation, that's the character defect that social media taps into.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Рік тому +52

      @@markzuckergecko621 Not even validation. It's prestige like Vee said, they're not mad that they lost the blue check it's because the plebs can now easily get it. Plus didn't some pay $10,000 for it too? So along with that I guess some buyer remorse is due

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 Рік тому +28

      This may sound overly dramatic, but i genuinely think the proliferation of social media will be looked back as something just as disastrous as the adding of lead to gasoline.

    • @0002-g9m
      @0002-g9m Рік тому +6

      raging bull says hello

  • @markzuckergecko621
    @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +763

    They're not upset about having to pay $8, they're upset because it only costs $8 to have the same status they covet so much.

    • @CharlieKellyEsq
      @CharlieKellyEsq Рік тому +36

      This is exactly right.

    • @bartofii
      @bartofii Рік тому +6

      You'd think there would have been more care given to how the checkmark were obtained and who got them would have played a larger role.... like at literally any point prior...
      There certainly seemed to be a bias on who got verified before

    • @hahahahahohohoho5085
      @hahahahahohohoho5085 Рік тому +8

      Yes thats what he said in the video, thank you

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +7

      @@hahahahahohohoho5085 well I commented when I started the video. So I guess Dev and I are both super smart giant big brains.

    • @MyRkAcc
      @MyRkAcc Рік тому +8

      Remember the leaks people did after Elon bought Twitter, about how sold paid 10-15k dollars to get the checkmark, which sounds insane.
      But if many of the celebs did it that way, yeah they will be furious with it being just 8 a month.

  • @canaldecasta
    @canaldecasta Рік тому +352

    The same celebrities that claimed they would leave Twitter if Musk were to buy it are the ones crying about the blue checkmark

    • @fancyelk2373
      @fancyelk2373 Рік тому +24

      the same who claimed they'd move to canada if trump got elected in 2016

    • @Alamandorious
      @Alamandorious Рік тому +1

      Same ones that said they’d leave the US of Trump won.

    • @Alamandorious
      @Alamandorious Рік тому +3

      @@fancyelk2373 Beat me to it lol

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 Рік тому +3

      It’s not because they can’t, it’s because plebs can

  • @TheVoodoo862
    @TheVoodoo862 Рік тому +292

    Me and my brother always referred to verifieds as the blue cucks clan

    • @RobzdaBlade
      @RobzdaBlade Рік тому +11

      thats funny xD

    • @BarNarDar
      @BarNarDar Рік тому +7

      I chuckeld at this way more then i should have

    • @j.k.4479
      @j.k.4479 Рік тому +6

      That's a fantastic title for them, gonna use it where I can.

    • @blackedmirror5073
      @blackedmirror5073 Рік тому +4

      I don’t have a brother but it sounds funz

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 Рік тому +3

      KEK

  • @zeonlink6662
    @zeonlink6662 Рік тому +690

    Celebrities with obscene amounts of money not paying 8 dollars is hilarious.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +71

      Because now normies can pay $8 to be just as special as them.

    • @Azrael__
      @Azrael__ Рік тому +7

      It's called having principles honey, look it up.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +87

      @@Azrael__ are you suggesting we should look to Hollywood celebrities for principles?🤣🤣🤣 Please tell me I'm misinterpreting this somehow.

    • @JJSnake
      @JJSnake Рік тому +5

      ​@Azrael I'm actually with you here. It's definitely not about the amount of money.

    • @bartofii
      @bartofii Рік тому +9

      ​​@@Azrael__ I figure it's much like the standards at play... doubled....
      Edit:
      The hilarious part was people actually paying thousands of dollars for that "service" before.

  • @Larry
    @Larry Рік тому +134

    The gold checkmarks, you also need to pay $1000 to apply for one upfront, and if you're rejected Twitter still keeps the $1000!

  • @MFGEEDORAH
    @MFGEEDORAH Рік тому +131

    Dr. Suess has a story just about this situation. Except the "upper class" had stars on their chest and an elon like figure comes along and gives everyone the star

    • @SilverCyborgSliver
      @SilverCyborgSliver Рік тому +11

      Sure you're not talking german history here?

    • @MFGEEDORAH
      @MFGEEDORAH Рік тому +8

      @@SilverCyborgSliver no

    • @Speleomimus
      @Speleomimus Рік тому +28

      ​@SilverCyborgSliver they're talking about "The Sneetches" the whole thing is here on youtube

    • @MFGEEDORAH
      @MFGEEDORAH Рік тому +8

      @@Speleomimus thats what it was called. Thank you

    • @SilverCyborgSliver
      @SilverCyborgSliver Рік тому +2

      @@Speleomimus it was a joke, matey :(

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags Рік тому +29

    A lot of people who were against this change were comparing it to Dr. Suess's "Sneetches" story, claiming Elon is just trying to make a quick buck off of a meaningless mark. They used the story to make fun of anyone willing to pay the $8, comparing them to the suckered Sneetches. Those same people, however, seemed to forget that in that story, the Sneetches who had stars before the salesman came wanted a sign of superiority over the other Sneetches, which is why they valued their stars. Once the other Sneetches were able to get stars, the previously star-bellied Sneetches valued not having a star.
    Yes, this situation is exactly like the Sneetches, I just wish people understood what that story was actually about.

  • @draketheduelist
    @draketheduelist Рік тому +114

    Magic the Gathering players: "Are you gonna' pay the (1)? Are you gonna' pay the (1)?"
    Elon Musk: "Are you gonna' pay the $8? Are you gonna' pay the $8?"
    Taxes are _never_ as fun when they're yours to pay.

    • @johngavin3180
      @johngavin3180 Рік тому +22

      Also MTG players: *Ominous knocking at the door.*

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 Рік тому +5

      artists are broke, we only ask them to pay 2 to draw

    • @dq7860
      @dq7860 Рік тому +1

      Rhystic Study kinda sucks anyway

    • @horserage
      @horserage Рік тому +1

      HEY, that is PURELY Azorius players. Jund players just ask when you're going to sacrifice a creature while blowing up all your mana rocks.

    • @draketheduelist
      @draketheduelist Рік тому +2

      @@horserage At least it's not Dimir, where the six most annoying words are "on your end step, activate Toxril."

  • @KyriosHeptagrammaton
    @KyriosHeptagrammaton Рік тому +69

    Musk should give a free badge to anyone who can get a sympathetic response after explaining their hardship to an Amish person.

    • @ErikNilsen1337
      @ErikNilsen1337 Рік тому +18

      "Thy misfortunes are the sure and just outcome of a life of debauchery and sin. If thou seekest honest gain from a day's work, help Eli milk the cows."

    • @elijahaitaok8624
      @elijahaitaok8624 Рік тому +2

      @@ErikNilsen1337 these cows need milking

  • @PapalMonarchistEnjoyer
    @PapalMonarchistEnjoyer Рік тому +52

    *taps mic*
    *clears throat*
    “Twitter is cringe”

    • @totallynotfake1878
      @totallynotfake1878 Рік тому +7

      🎉🎉🥳🤩🥳🥳👏👏👏WOOOOOOYWAAAHHEAHEAAAA

  • @highjack5517
    @highjack5517 Рік тому +63

    Another funny thing you could have mentioned here is that a bunch of journalists got mad over the fact that the BBC ( the British broadcasting centre) got labelled as government media by Twitter

    • @fierylightning3422
      @fierylightning3422 Рік тому +13

      British Broadcasting Corporation*

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +16

      "How dare you call us government media????"
      You are.
      "Yea but don't SAY that!!"
      🤣

    • @StickmanLLC1
      @StickmanLLC1 Рік тому +3

      ​@@markzuckergecko621 zuckergecko lolol i love your username

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard Рік тому +3

      Didn't PBS get it too?

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 Рік тому

      Meanwhile he de-listed official CCP propaganda channels as such because Xi wanted him to so that said propaganda could be spread more effectively.

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami Рік тому +312

    dev is the type a youtuber to make a whole video about the mango juice he drank last night and make it sound interesting

    • @ShortFatOtaku
      @ShortFatOtaku  Рік тому +164

      thanks man

    • @priapulida
      @priapulida Рік тому +126

      @@ShortFatOtaku when's the mango juice video finally coming, Dev?

    • @MrPear40
      @MrPear40 Рік тому +72

      #MangoGate

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +38

      That's fake news, it was orange juice with a fancy novelty umbrella.

    • @nicksdavessw
      @nicksdavessw Рік тому +16

      The next Weekly Sip will include mango lassi - Editor Dave

  • @spacebook8923
    @spacebook8923 Рік тому +199

    Millionaires complaining about having to pay $8 for something while sitting in a multi million dollar mansion is as ironic as it gets

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n Рік тому +33

      they're not complaining that they have to pay $8. they're upset that *anyone can* pay $8 to have their special status symbol.

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 Рік тому

      Meh, not really.

    • @EKIANandWolvesGaming
      @EKIANandWolvesGaming Рік тому

      I've seen more Twitter blue users complaining that nobody is liking their lame tweets than millionaires not paying $8

    • @igooog
      @igooog Рік тому

      $8 plus the $10k they paid for verification 5 years ago lmao

    • @spicewilliam9786
      @spicewilliam9786 Рік тому

      And a billionaire asking money for it is also pathetic.

  • @specimenlarry6068
    @specimenlarry6068 Рік тому +36

    Watching the bourgeoisie loose their blue checkmarks was therapeutic to the soul.

    • @Kieselmeister
      @Kieselmeister Рік тому +5

      They are more like the aristocracy complaining that the bourgeoisie can now buy privileges that were once exclusive to them.
      The term "burgeoisie" originally literally referred to someone who bought the privileges of citizenship in a charter city of the HRE.

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado Рік тому

      @@Kieselmeister To be accurate, "bourgeois" is french. It's bürger in German, and burgher in English. Burg means town/city in German, a burgher is literally a citisen. And bourgeois*ie* is plural.

    • @spicewilliam9786
      @spicewilliam9786 Рік тому +1

      And seeing Musk lower the prices just to appease one guy is hilarious too.

  • @viscountrainbows2857
    @viscountrainbows2857 Рік тому +34

    Mark Dice had a good take on this whole situation, having lost his check mark being sub-1mil, and he doesn't care. He's just basking in the Schadenfreude of the rich suddenly thinking that a gag order is being placed on Freedom Of Expression because any bored dingus with a PayPal can sit at the same table at them for the cost of a McDonald's meal. And I can almost guarantee these people have Spotify, Netflix, Disney Plus, Amazon Prime, Apple Music or some other paid subscription under the sun, but they need an excuse to mine angery clout on big bad Muskrat

    • @zanitzeuken
      @zanitzeuken Рік тому

      quality post is quality

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd Рік тому +2

      Doesn't help that Elon Musk's orbiters have brains sharp as bowling balls, either.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 Рік тому

      @@Code7Unltd Elon meatriders are the worst fandom; lil bro energy as fucc.

  • @SurrealKeenan
    @SurrealKeenan Рік тому +44

    Making it a check mark was a bad idea. It immediately brings to mind a positive connotation as if twitter approves of the owner's tweets

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard Рік тому +4

      Which...they did. I used to refer to it as the "approved opinion." It wasn't the truth, it wasn't the "accurate opinion," it was the opinion Twitter allowed you to have on the internet.

  • @aeonstar293
    @aeonstar293 Рік тому +21

    Watching celebrities meltdown over something normal people stopped caring about and actively made fun of for years now is hilarious

  • @nikaszekeval6850
    @nikaszekeval6850 Рік тому +24

    The reason previous Blue Checks were denying paying was they tried to start a move to “block the blue”, put those nouveau blue checks on your ignore list.
    Then their revoked blue checks “accidentally” came back.😂

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd Рік тому

      Elon's likely paying, or at least sponsoring, some of those people that got their verification unsolicited.
      I suspect it may open Twitter up to a lawsuit later.

  • @zombiemanjosh
    @zombiemanjosh Рік тому +16

    6:54 God damn, Dev. Did that woman do something to you personally to deserve that evisceration?

  • @Mark3O9
    @Mark3O9 Рік тому +165

    Imagine being a multi-millionair celebrity who regularly pays for overpriced Starbucks coffee each morning, but still can't afford a $8/month blue check

    • @nicholasviney5975
      @nicholasviney5975 Рік тому +7

      They are used to companies giving them everything for free, it's the same as don't you know who I am when they get pulled over

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +3

      It's not about the money, it's about their status being for sale, for $8.

    • @TheDawnofVanlife
      @TheDawnofVanlife Рік тому

      Who says they can’t afford it? They refuse to pay for it and twitter is so after their clout that Twitter can’t let them lose their clout and will give it for free to justify the blue checkmark being valuable. (because the celebs having clout is what gives the ‘blue check’ clout otherwise it basically has no value).

    • @TKDB13
      @TKDB13 Рік тому

      Look man, inflation is hitting everyone pretty hard right now, mmkay? /s

    • @spicewilliam9786
      @spicewilliam9786 Рік тому

      There is more enjoyment out of Starbuck than joining the checkmark cult.

  • @BioHunter1990
    @BioHunter1990 Рік тому +11

    Watching this from the sidelines has been one of the most entertaining things online that spans years and never seems to stop.
    I’ll salt mine as long as the tears keep flowing. Business is a boomin’!

  • @jack.h99
    @jack.h99 Рік тому +22

    The verification badge saga reminds me of that Dr Seuss story where the in group had a star on their bellies lol

    • @Pink_Noodle
      @Pink_Noodle Рік тому +4

      Unironically the same thing.

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 Рік тому +114

    If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember people actually pay for Twitter verification.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +20

      It makes sense for certain purposes, like if you own a business and use Twitter for advertisement. That way people know it's legitimately you and your business, and not one of your competitors just trolling.

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 Рік тому +5

      ​@@markzuckergecko621 can't troll just buy the mark and still troll?

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +10

      ​@@danielsurvivor1372 I think you have to have some verification that it's you. Especially if it's a business, like if dominoes tries to pay $8 for an official pizza hut verification, pizza hut could sue the pants off of them. For private users I'm honestly not sure how it works. I've never been on twitter and don't plan on starting, so I don't really know all the ins and outs. But I know that's what verification was always supposed to be, it was just a way for other users to know it's really you. It got bastardized and became a status symbol to show you have the cult approved opinions and you're not a naughty wrong-thinker. Elon is just trying to restore it to what it was originally meant to be.

    • @microcolonel
      @microcolonel Рік тому +1

      Twitter Blue is useful, you can verify or not if you want.

  • @chienbanane3168
    @chienbanane3168 Рік тому +13

    I prefered the old system before Elon, where you could identify worthless takes without even reading them if you saw the little badge

  • @damianwootten
    @damianwootten Рік тому +20

    I got my Blue Check mark for a little bit there to help promote my brand. Also I loved rubbing my blue checkmark in those elitist faces that always treated it like they were a protected class. I might get it again once I get my business going again and stay more neutral on politics. My goal is to take politics out of entertainment because everything does not have to be political. We can just have a good time and not have to worry about senseless tribalism holding us back.

  • @harrisonclauss8559
    @harrisonclauss8559 Рік тому +25

    I think frankly ousting the verified class is a good separator from the rest of the social media sites. The idea of shifting priority to who's real and who's not is a better goal to strive for.

  • @KyriosHeptagrammaton
    @KyriosHeptagrammaton Рік тому +13

    Linus from LTT got the whole thing wrong on his latest WAN show. He thought people were mocking him for being poor so he shut them down with how high his operating expenses were. Completely missing the reason he was being mocked in the first place.

    • @limabarreto911
      @limabarreto911 Рік тому +7

      He has the dummest takes sometimes.

    • @KyriosHeptagrammaton
      @KyriosHeptagrammaton Рік тому +6

      @@limabarreto911 It's a bit weird given how he started poor in life, and his team seem to remain fairly apolitical and find Musk's excesses funny. I think he should have doubled down on his reason of it being that Verification should be like the old model of actual Verification. Should have never mentioned money.

  • @DeadendSatellite
    @DeadendSatellite Рік тому +18

    Some people before musk bought twitter were spending more than $8 bucks for the braindead badge.

  • @TheRagnarokknight
    @TheRagnarokknight Рік тому +63

    Here's the thing: even if what they say is true, that the checkmark is legitimate in its purpose, the fact that they hate that it's now accessible to everyone shows they never wanted it for the purpose they proclaim to begin with. These folks who think they're above us, are desperate for that prestige. These folks aren't your friends. They don't want to be. They would rather play virtue than to truly stand with us. So yes, I don't care if you get it or not. It's on you. Because now it doesn't matter anymore. It doesn't mean anything. As it should be.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +10

      Yup, this is what I've been saying. They're not upset about paying $8, they're upset that YOU can pay $8 for the same exclusive club they're in.

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard Рік тому +5

      They are the nobility, and they're mad the rest of us might be let into their social club.
      Burn it all down.

  • @hueghh3775
    @hueghh3775 Рік тому +5

    Hollywood celebrities will really pay thousands for tailor-made cheese pizza deliveries to their house but not $8.00 for a checkmark

  • @guanglaikangyi6054
    @guanglaikangyi6054 Рік тому +34

    Emp Lemon has a great video explaining what the blue checkmark was really about before Twitter Blue. It was always about making money.

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade Рік тому +9

      Like paying $10k through back channels to some shlub programmer to get a blue check? Haha I bet those people feel so scammed.

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd Рік тому +1

      Most websites have something like that.
      You could earn immunity on Facebook by just running an ad campaign, explaining why the first thing hackers do with a Facebook account is run a short ad campaign.

  • @Good100
    @Good100 Рік тому +10

    They act virtuous just because they decided star-bellied sneetches aren't elite anymore.

  • @GManderson
    @GManderson Рік тому +6

    The blue check was a status symbol for them. For them, it was the equivalent of someone in the Military receiving a purple heart after years of active combat. Only to see some schmuck walk out of a surplus store with a cheap imitation on their chest.

  • @thetruebluestarj4746
    @thetruebluestarj4746 Рік тому +6

    Celebrities need to understand they are nothing without us and we'd be better off without them.

  • @dunderminnet
    @dunderminnet Рік тому +2

    Some of those blue checkmarks literally acted like "an arrogant young master" from random xianxia novel, they even exclaimed YOU DARE!? lmao

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor Рік тому +6

    I've never used twitter and I've only ever seen blue checkmarks being made fun of. Trying to imagine being proud of having it feels like meeting an alien species that values dirt as much as we value gold.

  • @thenew4559
    @thenew4559 Рік тому +7

    I just hate how everything online is now a subscription. These companies are trying their hardest to bleed us dry of every cent they can, and they aren't even attempting to hide it. If I was some famous person on Twitter, even if I wanted the blue-check verified status I don't think I'd pay the $8/month. However, I'd have no problem paying a few hundred dollars as a one-time payment. I wish more companies offered one-time payment as an option alongside the "cheaper" subscription option.

    • @imbaby5499
      @imbaby5499 10 місяців тому

      I understand how you feel, subscription based services are a plague.

    • @thenew4559
      @thenew4559 10 місяців тому

      @@imbaby5499indeed. It may seem like “only $8 a month” to Twitter, but when there are dozens of online services that are now all subscription-based that you would like to use, it rapidly becomes too expensive for the average person. Rather than a one-time payment, it feels more like a tax.

  • @murgoot3336
    @murgoot3336 Рік тому +16

    hahahahaha...blue check withdrawal and delirium twitter tremens is real!

  • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
    @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Рік тому +14

    This is the funniest shit ever, I am not like those redditor incels who worship the ground Elon walks on but I have to applaud him for this decision.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 Рік тому +10

      There are definitely people with a bizarre fanboy nature for Elon, but a lot of the people you may view as fanboys just seem that way because the left is so insane, regular people are constantly on defense. It's like Trump, I like Trump, I like Elon, but there are issues with both of them. But when the left says Trump praised Nazis, I say no, that's wrong, suddenly I'm a Trump fanboy, because they put me on defense because of their ridiculous claim. When they say Elon is an idiot, I'll say I'm pretty sure an idiot wouldn't have made billions of dollars and become the richest person in the world, now I'm seeming like an Elon fanboy.

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Рік тому

      @@markzuckergecko621
      People are really crazy about Trump, he's just a shitty president and he won't be the last, yet the left acts like he's the second Hitler or a dictator, I mean, he's barely done anything worthy of note to get so much hate.

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Рік тому +5

      @@phalluserectus6727
      Hating rich people is the common thing nowadays.
      I mean, I am the last person you see defendin' a rich person, I am the biggest slander of em' most of the time but at least I am honest about my opinions, different from those people.

  • @Ahmenthi
    @Ahmenthi Рік тому +13

    If my hours at work didn't get slashed so hard, I'd still have my check mark. I like having an edit button.
    And because bluechecks gave their cluster of blue pixels so much value. It was fun paying $8 for what some rubes paid $15,000.

  • @bvoyelr
    @bvoyelr Рік тому +5

    7:07 - that was the most detailed description I've ever heard of a hypothetical 38 year old female journalist who can't get laid anymore. Is that, like, from something, or did you just have fun with the description of her night?

  • @kinger1842
    @kinger1842 Рік тому +14

    I actually think that the default should be that you pay for the check mark after you reach a certain amount of people, just to show your authenticity. You don’t have to of course, but I would if I used the service that much.

    • @igooog
      @igooog Рік тому

      I could see that purely for manpower reasons, but a payment being received from a unique credit card basically acts as proof of identity on its own. So long as the check clears, there's not much reason to deny a verification to those who pay.

  • @texrichman3809
    @texrichman3809 Рік тому +5

    It's amazing how different things have gotten since the beginning of the TDS pandemic

  • @klutterkicker
    @klutterkicker Рік тому +3

    Now that I am on Twitter (as of shortly before Elon bought it out) I have seen a number of people I follow threaten to block all blue checks who follow them. I assume that's a lot of what contributed to the "please believe me Elon payed for my checkmark" phenomenon.

  • @InfamyOrDeath-__-
    @InfamyOrDeath-__- Рік тому +7

    They’re truly sickening, just look at Charley Sheen begging for a blue check, makes me sick.

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard Рік тому

      "I'm sorry your rocket exploded."
      And I'm sorry your drug habit destroyed your trash TV show and what was left of your worthless career, but here we are.

  • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
    @whenimmanicimgodly4228 5 місяців тому +3

    1:45 what bothers me about that is that i see it on EVERY social media platform. "You have violated community guifelines" with literally zero indication or what rhose were, no link to whatever comment theyre talking about. Nothing. How do they expect us to mot break the guidelines if they wont tell us how we are doing that

  • @HamsterInMyHead
    @HamsterInMyHead Рік тому +2

    That run-on insult at 6:55 is "chef's kiss"

  • @inthefade
    @inthefade Рік тому +3

    The grey check should have stuck around to verify who people are to prevent scams. Blue should be for additional features and metrics, maybe including prioritizing in the algo, though I hate that idea, it is understandable.

  • @frenchfrey65
    @frenchfrey65 Рік тому +4

    All of this reminds me of the Sneetches, one group had stars, the other did not. At one point in the story, the ones who didn't have stars got them, which made the ones who had them mad, so they got theirs removed. It's a great allegory to what's going on here on the basis that there will always be a group who want something to separate themselves from people they don't like, even if it's something so superficial, as a mark.

  • @kitzkaz3238
    @kitzkaz3238 Рік тому +18

    im just here to see how long they keep up this first world problem 🍿🍿🍿

  • @robertweiss1915
    @robertweiss1915 Рік тому +10

    I was waiting for you to cover this topic, but I am still waiting for science vs sciencism. It's been 3 years dev where is my video

  • @alucardv5312
    @alucardv5312 Рік тому +3

    ....or, and hear me out on this, you throw twitter into a volcano.

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Рік тому

      It didn't work for Tumblr and it won't work for Twitter. Personally I say evacuate Twitter and leave it for the brain rot users so that they don't contaminate the rest of the Internet quite as much

  • @zombiegamer123
    @zombiegamer123 Рік тому +29

    Blue check marks are like USD. At one point they were backed by something that was valuable then someone had the idea to decouple them from that valuable thing. It failed for twitter and it’s slowly failing for the USD.

    • @terrancecloverfield6791
      @terrancecloverfield6791 Рік тому +2

      I look at it different. Those with Blue Checks now have skin in the game, which makes me look at their comments more seriously. Otherwise I would usually scroll past the non-blue checks since those can just be spam bots or terminal leftists with a brainrot take.

  • @ilusions4
    @ilusions4 Рік тому +1

    12:21
    These account holders weren't directly hacked; two young guys socially engineered their way into a twitter admin's panel.
    Crumb has a good documentary on it: "From Hacking $4.1 Million to Prison | The IRL Money Doubler".

  • @kyburn6195
    @kyburn6195 Рік тому +3

    There was a vtuber who paid $1000 for that gold check but didn’t even get it because she didn’t read the fine print.

    • @BoxyBrown717
      @BoxyBrown717 Рік тому

      Apparently she cried enough to get her money back. This was more likely a stunt for attention.

    • @Starphoenix
      @Starphoenix Рік тому

      @@BoxyBrown717 I think it was Fefe.

    • @BoxyBrown717
      @BoxyBrown717 Рік тому

      @@Starphoenix It was, yes.

  • @pacodibolo
    @pacodibolo Рік тому +4

    6:50 - 7:40 absolutely killed me. 😂

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 Рік тому +4

    I'm glad I had Dr. Seuss as a kid. The Sneetches provided some valuable life lessons.

  • @farisakmal9254
    @farisakmal9254 Рік тому +1

    10:50 This line reminded me about what happened with fashion. Back in the 19th - 20th century the rich distinguished themselves from the commoners by wearing smart suits and dresses. Now that even the ordinary joe can afford a three-piece suit at a decent price, the rich have now decided to distinguish themselves further from the peasants by going to galas and award shows wearing whatever abomination that is they're wearing.

  • @theeccentrictripper3863
    @theeccentrictripper3863 Рік тому +2

    I learned about this phenomenon a quarter of a century ago when I was but a small child, from the informative documentary "The Star-bellied Sneetches" by Dr. Seuss.

  • @cbforever85
    @cbforever85 Рік тому +3

    Its important to remember that Twitter contributed to the status symbol portion of their verified system by not having any clear guidelines for actually becoming verified.

  • @reval1989
    @reval1989 Рік тому +2

    For me it was the saddest era last year
    Watching celebrities and notable people completely debase themselves by becoming beggy, whiny children over a blue tick. It was pathetic

  • @nate32396
    @nate32396 6 місяців тому +1

    What I find funny is that the person so started the “block the blue” campaign begged for one for years.

  • @CocoHutzpah
    @CocoHutzpah 28 днів тому

    My favorite bit out of this is the scene from The Thing were the crew encounter the sled dog. The creature posing as the dog has the blue check next to the name Dog.

  • @an2qzavok
    @an2qzavok Рік тому +1

    9:40 -- I once hang out with some club kids and they were like "if you paid to get into a party, you are a sucker, all cool dudes got in for free"

  • @theenchilada5290
    @theenchilada5290 Рік тому +2

    There were those who paid THOUSANDS for a checkmark before Musk made it a subscription feature.

    • @robrib2682
      @robrib2682 Рік тому

      the man who bribes his way into a club always will rage against the idea of a reasonable fee to get into the club after review

  • @KickYouInTheThroat
    @KickYouInTheThroat Рік тому +1

    The verified badge should have always been available to people who do a photo ID verification process. Making it anything more was always a mistake.

  • @SutekhTheDestroyer
    @SutekhTheDestroyer Рік тому +8

    How’s your Mohawk, Dev? Are you growing it out, or did you decide to keep it?

  • @casketbase7750
    @casketbase7750 Рік тому +3

    Paying for verification makes sense because payment info is pretty much proof of identity. Your credit or debit card can be cross referenced by Twitter to confirm your identity through your financial institution.

  • @_Carlos
    @_Carlos Рік тому +4

    Not gonna lie I've been enjoying my mandatory vacation from Twitter, this has just been another reminder.

  • @spambaconeggspamspam
    @spambaconeggspamspam Рік тому +14

    Elon should make the checkmarks NFTs and arbitrarily attribute status to them.
    Easy money and we get to see clout chasers stumble over each other to get the nft verification.

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage Рік тому +2

      wonder if reddit has made much off of their stupid avatar system

  • @yoloswag1137
    @yoloswag1137 Рік тому +2

    6:56 holy shit dude

  • @David-bf6bz
    @David-bf6bz Рік тому +3

    Dev you are wrong about Milo. It was political, leftists of similar notoriety to Milo made similar comments about both White and black conservatives and were in no way penalized. Selective enforcement against one political side while ignoring the same transgression when conducted by the other side IS political. If Milo had made the same comment Condoleezza Rice or Candice Owens do you think he would have lost his check ?

  • @name-vi6fs
    @name-vi6fs Рік тому +2

    I dont always agree with Musk, but this is basic economics. Twitter needs to be a profitable company, so hes charging for a service. The individuals who are verified are making money off of the site, so Twitter should be able to charge them for the service.
    The fact that a lot of them are companies and millionaires adds to the absurdity of their outcry.

  • @yatarookayama8329
    @yatarookayama8329 Рік тому +1

    2:40 Come Dev they had give him a waring , this just an excuse to go after him (Milo) !

  • @13igworm
    @13igworm Рік тому +1

    Still loving the Persona background music. So soothing.

  • @talkingmudcrab718
    @talkingmudcrab718 Рік тому +2

    I just got unbanned after 5 years on Twitter. I'm incredibly conflicted.

  • @broncharis
    @broncharis Рік тому +1

    Lmao what??? These celebrities actually paid 15k for that blue check before elon took over

  • @Sound557
    @Sound557 Рік тому +1

    Verified and unverified is the new bourgeoisie and proletariat

  • @decepticonleaderstarscream6551

    What has more value for 8 dollars?
    Twitter Blue or the Spicy Italian from Subway

  • @paulosantana415
    @paulosantana415 Рік тому +2

    I'd never really thought about the check marks as an equalizer for normies.
    I might actually pay the $8 if it means pissing off elitist assholes on the bird app.

  • @Krazytalk444
    @Krazytalk444 Рік тому +1

    Best part of the video is the description of a past-her-prime, unfuckable journalist. Spot on, nearly pissed myself laughing.

  • @clydehogan3
    @clydehogan3 Рік тому

    This situation reminds me of a Dr. Suess story called, “The Sneeches”. This is the new star belly.🤣

  • @treechenho
    @treechenho Рік тому

    6:56 holy shit that was a scarily vivid picture I did not need painted in my head

  • @pepeepupoo
    @pepeepupoo 5 місяців тому +1

    I miss these videos so much. I really wish he would do more of these

  • @brianwestbye9015
    @brianwestbye9015 Рік тому +1

    Maybe Elon should add a piece of shit which costs 100,000 for these people to really distinguish themselves.

  • @enovos3138
    @enovos3138 Рік тому

    4:00 holy shit, hearing someone actual mention awkward zombie is out loud feels like a fever dream

  • @bendriscoll6631
    @bendriscoll6631 6 місяців тому +2

    God, they're like kids whining about CSGO weapon skins.

  • @youtubeisapublisher6407
    @youtubeisapublisher6407 Рік тому

    What Twitter should have is a business verification badge just to identify any group or individual who actually runs a business. This would include news sites and celebrities with brands. Then there would be a "backer" badge in three tiers or something if people want to pay for clout or support the site. Business Verification would not be a paid feature, it would be free when the business links their business info to the twitter account.
    That way businesses can be verified as being what they claim to be, but the feature cannot be used either for clout or as a way for twitter to gouge money from companies or wealthy people in a way that generates special exclusivity, and people who do want to show how tied to Twitter they are can get a meaningless shiny badge to make their empty lives feel meaningful, while Twitter in return can get their money.

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 Рік тому +1

    The hilarity of their outrage is nourishing. Before, when a blue check came from the behest of a wealthy or influential corporation like VICE or Hololive, or by paying upwards of (what was it?) $20,000 for one, they loved it.
    Now its the price of 2 packs of 35 count Spearmint gum, and suddenly its a horror lol

  • @Optilex42
    @Optilex42 Рік тому +2

    Did not expect Awkward Zombie to be tied in to this bizarre history lesson

  • @alecperdeau650
    @alecperdeau650 Рік тому +1

    7:00 - 7:36 How did you say that line out loud without laughing your ass off? 😂

  • @conn0rized292
    @conn0rized292 10 місяців тому

    Talking about Milo made me nostolgic for 2016 era UA-cam. Great times.

  • @TheTGOAC
    @TheTGOAC Рік тому +1

    I like how we have this conversation over who pays for verification on twitter while theres a literal "members only" in the comments here

  • @ChachaNuVaughn
    @ChachaNuVaughn Рік тому +2

    When everyone is verified, no one is.

    • @ChachaNuVaughn
      @ChachaNuVaughn Рік тому

      Also, I'm not interested in a blue check. If I can make it purple, then Elon can have my eightbux.

  • @bfranciscop
    @bfranciscop Рік тому +1

    Perhaps more importantly... this raises the cost of running bot account nets.

  • @JTVega
    @JTVega Рік тому +3

    With all the bad takes on titter when the pandemic happen. they deserved to lose those blue check marks badges and pay 8 dollars.

  • @danielsurvivor1372
    @danielsurvivor1372 Рік тому +5

    First non Verified Account!

  • @klutterkicker
    @klutterkicker Рік тому

    It's a little surreal hearing this history described, as I witnessed it from the sidelines in my days as a Tumblr anti-SJ, but not having actually been on Twitter to see it up front.

  • @IllwroughtSolopsos
    @IllwroughtSolopsos Рік тому

    They actually got blue checks on house in the bay!?! OMG I'm gonna drive around breaking windows next time I'm there. What are they gonna do about it? Call the cops!?!😂