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  • @critstixdarkspear5375
    @critstixdarkspear5375 4 роки тому +3095

    “I got drunk and joined UKIP” aye lad that I understand.

    • @Le-cp9tr
      @Le-cp9tr 4 роки тому +39

      Critstix Darkspear Sounds like marriage...Though that’s a commonality between Las Vegas and Scotland

    • @spandexsix3432
      @spandexsix3432 4 роки тому +15

      Yes happens to me all the time

    • @ChumpyChicken2
      @ChumpyChicken2 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 4 роки тому +22

      Boaty McBoatface The Brexit Party is the reason behind the worst result. Batten bringing Sargon and Dank on, and being friendly with Tommy is what brought in tens of thousands of new people.
      The media are nothing but a bunch of Dirty Dirty Smear Merchants, and you can’t blame Sargon for them latching onto to his staunch position of Anti-Rape and twisting it into something worse than it is. It was just one single silly joke on Twitter from 3, maybe years ago now. Who actually fucking cares???? Nobody. Only triggered Leftists who get triggered about everything, and the media that tells them what the latest thing is that they need to be triggered over. You can’t blame that on Sargon. Sargon did nothing wrong. Dank did nothing wrong. Batten did nothing wrong. Tommy made a couple mistakes 20 years ago when he was a young lad....since then, he’s done nothing wrong.

    • @RedFunk
      @RedFunk 4 роки тому +7

      I can agree on free speech and freedom of expression. However, I don't think Dankula would be the one I would want to listen to if I were part of the general voting population of the UK. When we are talking about people who would represent the ideals of a country, most voters would want someone who appears professional, and behaves professionally, no matter what their convictions are. It's fucked up that Dankula got silenced, but i can see the reason why. If the party had already been experiencing mass scrutiny, one more "radical" speaker could spell the end. He didn't leave UKIP, they kicked him out. In politics words are everything, and if you cannot convey your ideals eloquently, and in a professional manner you will not be able to convince others that your convictions are just.

  • @koboldengineering7687
    @koboldengineering7687 4 роки тому +693

    "Why I'm jumping off of a sinking ship that's also on fire."

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 4 роки тому +17

      white phosphorous isn't racist

    • @dominicmanester8125
      @dominicmanester8125 4 роки тому +4

      I mean, its at the bottom of the ocean and composed almost entirely of ash.

    • @ihavenoson3384
      @ihavenoson3384 4 роки тому

      "Things could be worse." :D

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 4 роки тому

      *smuckles*

    • @dorbie
      @dorbie 4 роки тому

      Yea, but why did he board a scuppered and torched ship in the first place?

  • @Dragoneer
    @Dragoneer 4 роки тому +849

    “Why does he smell like cannabis???”
    Because he’s count stankula

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer 4 роки тому +6

      deee 327 😂

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer 4 роки тому +9

      Jan Sitkowski That’s easy. If they’ve ever taken a walk through Stoke they’ll know what cannabis smells like...you don’t have to try grass to know what it smells like lmfao

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer 4 роки тому +5

      Jan Sitkowski You’re trolling, right..?

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 4 роки тому +17

      Count Dankula works just fine. "Dank" being a slang term for weed.

    • @returnofbeaux
      @returnofbeaux 4 роки тому

      @@maxscardanelli6185 Also his armpits should be warm and moist if he's still human.

  • @IntricateRuse
    @IntricateRuse 4 роки тому +403

    "a house divided against itself cannot stand." - Abraham Lincoln

    • @benjaminangrignon3916
      @benjaminangrignon3916 4 роки тому +14

      @Comstar: Space AT&T He stole that line from jesus.

    • @mysteryman4915
      @mysteryman4915 4 роки тому +31

      “Epstein didn’t kill himself.”
      Ghandi.

    • @Patrick-vh5nr
      @Patrick-vh5nr 4 роки тому +17

      Actually that quote is biblical not from Mr Lincoln.

    • @Exigentable
      @Exigentable 4 роки тому +6

      @Comstar: Space AT&T >over taxes and resources.
      Kek. Cute reductionist viewpoint there, galaxy brain.

    • @ZacSladePants
      @ZacSladePants 4 роки тому +4

      Lincoln was quoting Matthew 12:25 (the Bible)

  • @theinkysquid7661
    @theinkysquid7661 4 роки тому +1656

    “WHY DOES HE SMELL LIKE CANNABIS!?”
    Dank by name, dank by nature.

    • @trilliasf
      @trilliasf 4 роки тому +5

      🌫🌫👉 😎💨👉🌫🌫

    • @stevemcraemanager7119
      @stevemcraemanager7119 4 роки тому +5

      His hats are made of hemp🤫

    • @freerealestate6531
      @freerealestate6531 4 роки тому

      Congratz on 1k likes my dude

    • @theinkysquid7661
      @theinkysquid7661 4 роки тому

      Free Real Estate thanks my brother! my first 1k ever too!

    • @freerealestate6531
      @freerealestate6531 4 роки тому

      The inky Squid *Wow, this is when the life of fame begins brother. I remember my first comment hitting 1k likes. Its a simple thing but it feels so big*

  • @armoredmilkman3288
    @armoredmilkman3288 4 роки тому +518

    why i stopped playing raid: shadow legends

  • @TheChugg11
    @TheChugg11 4 роки тому +437

    “SNP are fine wearing the collar- they just want to change who’s holding the leash” is such a good quote

    • @GT-fl9gf
      @GT-fl9gf 4 роки тому +3

      @A hc wouldn't that be awesome though? all of us from europe united under one flag we could challenge usa,china,russia

    • @edgehaineproductions
      @edgehaineproductions 4 роки тому +5

      Best summation I've actually heard on the party

    • @lorreba3054
      @lorreba3054 4 роки тому +5

      @@GT-fl9gf flags are for controlling the sheep

    • @GT-fl9gf
      @GT-fl9gf 4 роки тому +2

      @@lorreba3054 no shit

    • @pettalkingbrick5287
      @pettalkingbrick5287 3 роки тому +1

      @@lorreba3054 like the Scottish flag

  • @bradleypalmer9953
    @bradleypalmer9953 4 роки тому +238

    In this video, Dankula confirms that he doesn't like politics.

    • @scottwoodsatayephonerepair879
      @scottwoodsatayephonerepair879 4 роки тому +29

      Bradley Palmer he confirms how totally misguided and out of touch the modern political system is in our country.
      It’s went from politics to policing.
      It started with a pug and a nazi reference and a couple of months ago I got arrested for “ the idea of buying drugs, being in an area where a drug dealer used to live.. so they assumed I was there to buy drugs”
      When people are arrested for ideas in 2019 it shows how far we have went back in time!

    • @returnofbeaux
      @returnofbeaux 4 роки тому +2

      I'm so glad I'm not there.

    • @twat9954
      @twat9954 4 роки тому

      Preposterous Altercation fear mongering

  • @jagerfragetti_3467
    @jagerfragetti_3467 4 роки тому +439

    "Freedom isn't free, it costs £800." Absolute Legend

  • @Benzknees
    @Benzknees 4 роки тому +633

    If you’re leaving UKIP don’t forget to turn off any remaining lights.

  • @Wolfserker
    @Wolfserker 4 роки тому +920

    so you are basically leaving UKIP because Politicians act like Politicians?
    understandable, have a great day

    • @thekinginyellow7777
      @thekinginyellow7777 4 роки тому +26

      I don't think he gets the whole 'keys to power' thing.

    • @gillen918273645
      @gillen918273645 4 роки тому +10

      The King in Yellow there’s a lack of pragmatism in his thinking that just doesn’t lend itself to politics, and I’d also be interested to hear his plan for what happens to England after Brexit. Everyone says yay or nay without having anything halfway resembling a plan going forward.

    • @timothyfarrand8407
      @timothyfarrand8407 4 роки тому +33

      @@gillen918273645 , I suppose they would go back to the way it was before the EU. It's not like the EU kept the UK running

    • @danielpatton3317
      @danielpatton3317 4 роки тому +10

      @5555Thecrow I cant respond specifically but you stated something that disproves your statement.
      Humans dont live in the real world. We have developed a delusion that we call society and have gathered under that umbrella, shielding ourselves from reality.
      We dont know what real life is anymore.
      Therefore, our delusion can be molded and changed, tailored if you would, to our existence, depicting what we choose.
      Also, education and intelligence are different things.

    • @OlympiadaMacedonian
      @OlympiadaMacedonian 4 роки тому +4

      @5555Thecrow Jews created that illusion .This new age shit is just encouraging people to believe in that illusion.

  • @toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301
    @toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301 4 роки тому +289

    Broke: Playing Game of Thrones
    Woke: Playing Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @Autechltd
      @Autechltd 4 роки тому +15

      "but make sure you play them while connecting to NordVPN, otherwise the Chinese might nab your account!!"
      There you go, now you can shove in two sponsors per video.

    • @rachard
      @rachard 4 роки тому +1

      *_Profit_*

  • @mariyatakeuchi9009
    @mariyatakeuchi9009 4 роки тому +1073

    Your first mistake was thinking politicians have our best interests at heart

    • @orksy2935
      @orksy2935 4 роки тому +41

      And the thing he kept repeating is that there are a minority that actually do, as mythical as it sounds.

    • @kissarmyrules
      @kissarmyrules 4 роки тому +31

      How can you tell a politician is lying?
      His lips are moving ;)

    • @akirafelix3865
      @akirafelix3865 4 роки тому +21

      Politics is a reflection of culture, and the fact that the culture gives a shit about the individual is why politics is full of collectivist of all kinds.

    • @jeremyfisher8512
      @jeremyfisher8512 4 роки тому +1

      @@kissarmyrules kek

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 4 роки тому +5

      Akira Felix interesting take. Not sure I agree but the logic is on point 👌

  • @talleyrand3551
    @talleyrand3551 4 роки тому +334

    Dank needs to start a new party with the pug as it’s logo.

    • @izsh16
      @izsh16 4 роки тому +19

      Talleyrand. A pug saluting... what type a salute tho

    • @rixterz11
      @rixterz11 4 роки тому +15

      @@izsh16
      right paw up and forward

    • @deekim8164
      @deekim8164 4 роки тому +10

      The Nazi Pug Party, NPP hard at work.

    • @jaxofalltrades6025
      @jaxofalltrades6025 4 роки тому +1

      And we can call it pugitics

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 4 роки тому +1

      +Dee Kim That’s the same acronym as that surprisingly successful Taiwanese party started by the frontman of symphonic black metal band Chthonic. Now I’m imagining Dank walking on stage with “Defenders of Bu-Tik Palace” playing in the background ready to deliver a speech encouraging a trade war with China.

  • @WanDeRingLunaticcc
    @WanDeRingLunaticcc 4 роки тому +67

    "...he is not even a real Count..." OMG my sides!! :'D :'D

    • @deutschamerikaner
      @deutschamerikaner 4 роки тому +1

      @Grigorije Vlahovic So you’re tellin me that the guy with a nose piercing isn’t a noble? Well I never...

  • @ghDKAEghZAUhu
    @ghDKAEghZAUhu 4 роки тому +83

    I'd love to see a mad lad on Leo Major. He was a one eyed Canadian scout that singlehandedly liberated a town in WW2 among other crazy shit this guy did. Cheers!

  • @sangmii5793
    @sangmii5793 4 роки тому +571

    "Standing on the corpses of dead Iraqi children"
    Worked out alright for Uday.

  • @grabbin_
    @grabbin_ 4 роки тому +598

    Teacher: "Today we will learn about our constitution. It all began with an edgy UA-camr called Count Dankula...."

    • @sirboomsalot4902
      @sirboomsalot4902 4 роки тому +77

      One day, someone might make a Madlad video about Count Dankula

    • @KevinBFG
      @KevinBFG 4 роки тому +39

      Student: "Do you mean people with a mind of their own could publish their ideas on the interwebz? ... what a time to be alive"

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +5

      Please let it be so

    • @otsigo
      @otsigo 4 роки тому +5

      You mean the "big girthy countsitution of the U.K."

    • @robloxlegend6956
      @robloxlegend6956 4 роки тому +3

      Please change yer profile pic

  • @monke2246
    @monke2246 4 роки тому +99

    I feel like in 2040 count dankula will become prime minister of the UK

    • @thesmilinggun-knight9646
      @thesmilinggun-knight9646 4 роки тому +7

      It Funny i remember a few years ago someone joking said (i’m paraphrasing) ‘dankula become prime minister: I just wanted to annoy my girlfriend’

    • @tezmard3003
      @tezmard3003 4 роки тому +5

      CRIMSON RED wouldn’t mind if he did tbh, would do a shit ton of good

    • @CretinH
      @CretinH 3 роки тому +4

      I'd vote for him if lived in the UK

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 3 роки тому +2

      He would definitely not want to become PM, nor would he be able to. I think he's more likely to be FM but that would also never happen

    • @Valencetheshireman927
      @Valencetheshireman927 2 роки тому

      @@aceman0000099 If he became PM he could turn the U.K. into the kind of union he’d want to be a part of.

  • @gavinm91
    @gavinm91 4 роки тому +36

    “He’s not even a count” 😂🤣

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 4 роки тому +608

    Notice how his accent gets thicker when he gets angry? "Ha'in a whunge an a greet"

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 4 роки тому +13

      It happnes commonly

    • @FortisConscius
      @FortisConscius 4 роки тому +54

      Are you saying he's cute when he's angry?

    • @frostedbvtts
      @frostedbvtts 4 роки тому +2

      I do the same thing lol

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +1

      @@FortisConscius wouldn't be wrong tbh.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +8

      @@jonathanlane444 now I'm getting flashbacks of Colin Firth as George VI in _The King's Speech_ -- he didn't stammer when he swore 😅

  • @ryPish
    @ryPish 4 роки тому +348

    _"The memes got stale, so I'm leaving."_
    ... is what I expected.

  • @carlotapuig
    @carlotapuig 4 роки тому +280

    Please get Sargon to join Labour. Once they are done, please get him to join the Tories. Thank you in advance mate!

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 4 роки тому +46

      Arusiek90 he killed a fucking political party

    • @Degenevesting
      @Degenevesting 4 роки тому +44

      Implying sargon destroyed UKIP is the same as blaming the CIA for Soviet gulags.

    • @anomishfish
      @anomishfish 4 роки тому +5

      @Antikom Aktion SHHHHHH don’t spill the secrets

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 4 роки тому +5

      @Preposterous Altercation UKIP was founded to get the UK out of the EU, and they done that. Farage was the driving force of the party, a UA-camr was a stunt they pulled to keep going for a while.

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 4 роки тому +13

      @Preposterous Altercation Destroyed what? The party's goal was to get the UK out of Europe. They achieved that. It's like a marijuana legislation party achieving their aim, then setting another one. They'd be their name, in name only.

  • @noblel6244
    @noblel6244 4 роки тому +48

    Mkay, well I wanna see a video of you actually playing this "RAID: shadow legins" and we'll be all square

  • @gregsmw
    @gregsmw 4 роки тому +415

    "gonna continue with youtube for as long as they allow me to do it"
    so till dec 10th when the tos change and they can delete any channel they decide "isnt earning them money" as an actual legit part of the tos

    • @Blindashitmetalasfuck
      @Blindashitmetalasfuck 4 роки тому +2

      Isnt that on January 1st?

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 4 роки тому +34

      @@Blindashitmetalasfuck no, that's when the family friendly channels get their monetization killed

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 4 роки тому

      send yourself a link in an email and ignore the new terms,

    • @jepper2342
      @jepper2342 4 роки тому

      michel Guevara a link?

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 4 роки тому +16

      @Alex doesn't need to be perfect, just not being youtube is alright

  • @CPDheadstomp
    @CPDheadstomp 4 роки тому +871

    Imagine going back in time, about 10 years, and telling people that national pride and free speech are considered a far right idea.

    • @thekinginyellow7777
      @thekinginyellow7777 4 роки тому +68

      Fascists keep free speech around for as long as they can make use of it. They also use national pride as a tool to manipulate people's emotions.
      The main reason I don't think that Dank is a fascist is because he seems genuinely devoted to the idea of freedom of speech.

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 роки тому +84

      The King in Yellow now do you mean actual fascists or the “everyone i dont like is a fascist” type of fascists?

    • @BleedForTheWorld
      @BleedForTheWorld 4 роки тому +30

      No, a bit further than that. Try about 16 to 18 years right after 9/11 terror attacks. I know this is an American incident but if the world had seen what I saw following the events, it was that America and its values needed to be defended at all costs from its foreign enemies or so we were told.
      Imagine going back to 2002 and telling people that national pride and free speech are considered a far right idea. The vast majority of people would think, "That person is a fucking moron". It'd be one thing to not stand by the decision of going to war in Iraq but saying stupid shit like that out loud would guarantee the shame of the division it is trying to cause - they would be the fucking trolls.

    • @maybutworse4409
      @maybutworse4409 4 роки тому +23

      @@thekinginyellow7777 it's an unfortunate truth that the free speech movement is often infested by fascists as a front when in actuality the only speech they care about is their own.

    • @emmawaters8380
      @emmawaters8380 4 роки тому +7

      Better yet, imagine going back in time to 1930s Germany and advocating for free speech. See how much the Third Reich likes it 😂

  • @sebs-shenanigans
    @sebs-shenanigans 4 роки тому +6

    As not many comments mention your health condition
    I'll say it
    I am glad that you are well
    And i wish you even a better recovery
    I am sure that i will love the mad lad vid

  • @Tom_-
    @Tom_- 4 роки тому +303

    Short answer: Because the meme stopped being funny.

    • @gillen918273645
      @gillen918273645 4 роки тому +13

      karasawa21797 right? It’s as if the entertainer is running out of fuel for entertainment. It’s fine, I much prefer his Madlads videos anyways.

    • @Tom_-
      @Tom_- 4 роки тому +15

      @@gillen918273645 yes madlads are fantastic and never disappoint

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 4 роки тому +10

      @5555Thecrow why is he an idiot? and why do you keep writing his name in caps lol

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 4 роки тому +6

      @@gillen918273645 it wasn't meant to be a meme though, a big part of him joining in the first place was for the memes but he actually did want to campaign for freedom of speech through ukip

    • @tomskelton4973
      @tomskelton4973 4 роки тому +12

      Oh god this thread is cancer. Sargon didn't kill UKIP. I doubt Dank left cause of it was a meme. They got very good responses at the conference. The NEC is the problem, they're a third wheel, out of touch with the party, who prevented Battern from running to be party leader only to have Battern's man win instead. The NEC killed UKIP, not sargon.

  • @unncommonsense
    @unncommonsense 4 роки тому +396

    "He's not a real count! Why does he smell like cannabis?" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @The_Foxxo
      @The_Foxxo 4 роки тому +18

      Its freedom scent.

    • @BKPrice
      @BKPrice 4 роки тому +1

      Because you smell like what you consume.

    • @animepussy8356
      @animepussy8356 4 роки тому +1

      @@BKPrice is that why my sweat smells like weed
      Fuckyea

    • @noob-master_69
      @noob-master_69 4 роки тому

      Count cannabis

    • @Heliogabalos
      @Heliogabalos 4 роки тому

      "is he smoking that dope?"
      -UKIP to themselves, heavy boomervoice

  • @smack00
    @smack00 4 роки тому +560

    "Hes not an aristocrat!"
    Died

  • @theadventuresofoldmort1746
    @theadventuresofoldmort1746 4 роки тому +119

    Face it lads. We are politically homeless.

    • @thecoolerjon3506
      @thecoolerjon3506 4 роки тому +8

      Well politics is all about compromise. Every party probably has some values that your going to disagree with. The best thing to do is go with the one you least disagree with.
      It sucks that none of the viable UK partys care much about free speech. Guess that's just something we in the states take for granted, because no american party would think about going against free speech

    • @theadventuresofoldmort1746
      @theadventuresofoldmort1746 4 роки тому +1

      @Lucimyr which is why I'll never vote for you.

    • @PhilipCripe
      @PhilipCripe 4 роки тому +11

      @@thecoolerjon3506 the Dems hate free speech. They destroy members that disagree on some ideologies by saying they work for the Russians.

    • @HelloVisitor
      @HelloVisitor 4 роки тому +3

      Being "politically homeless" (great phrase btw, Totally stealing that) isn't necessarily a bad thing. Just be you. You don't have to align with a specific party. You can agree with different aspects of many of them. Just fight for freedom. Fight for liberty. Fight for justice. Hold on to your principles with a death grip. Never abandon them. Stay strong lads. We gotta do whatever we can to make sure that our basic human rights are secured. It's really nuts that we have to fight so hard just to be treated like human beings. Fuck... Talk about oppression.

    • @theadventuresofoldmort1746
      @theadventuresofoldmort1746 4 роки тому +1

      @@HelloVisitor here here matey! 👍

  • @sheikhyerboutial-nait
    @sheikhyerboutial-nait 4 роки тому +3

    The Mad Lads are my favorite videos on UA-cam. I'm always very pleased when I see that you have posted a new one. I would love to see you do one on Roy Benavidez - a genuine badass.

  • @Styxhexenhammer666
    @Styxhexenhammer666 4 роки тому +312

    Ah, fookin eell m8, Norf FC undefeated, 'ave a cheeky nosh son

    • @Udonsmiff
      @Udonsmiff 4 роки тому +27

      Styxhexenhammer666
      10/10 best anime crossover of all time.

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 4 роки тому +14

      Git yur ands off me bahgbipes, ye filtheh ighlandrrr!

    • @randalthevandal3835
      @randalthevandal3835 4 роки тому +22

      Sorry I don't speak spoon clank

    • @holythirteenx1
      @holythirteenx1 4 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry, I don't understand English.

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 4 роки тому +7

      @@thecrucible6589 Bullshit. If there are comments being deleted it's facist YT doing it.

  • @OB-806
    @OB-806 4 роки тому +366

    "Why I'm leaving the meme party that I only joined because they were the only party that didn't want me in prison for a joke"

    • @RoadRunnerLaser
      @RoadRunnerLaser 4 роки тому +28

      Except they weren't. UKIP were very good at saying "we're the only party who...." and then deplatforming members of other parties who would have shown the "we're the only party who..." claim to be lies. UKIP were anything but FOR freedom of speech.

    • @Theiron2142
      @Theiron2142 4 роки тому +1

      @@RoadRunnerLaser So who do you suggest as an alternative?

    • @RoadRunnerLaser
      @RoadRunnerLaser 4 роки тому +8

      Theiron2142 - For Britain, for a start. Dank seems to be a supporter of Direct Democracy and I believe that there are a couple of small parties which are very much in favour of that - The D&V are, if I recall... There's also at least another, the name of which right now escapes me... but if his primary issue is freedom of speech, then For Britain are far more supportive of freedom of speech than UKIP ever were (or probably ever will be).

    • @niceone550
      @niceone550 4 роки тому +2

      @@RoadRunnerLaser Who did we deplatform?

    • @RoadRunnerLaser
      @RoadRunnerLaser 4 роки тому +5

      Fyre - Anne Marie Waters was deplatformed twice after being booked/invited to speak at a Brexit rally - Of course, if AMW had been speaking, the "UKIP are the only party who want a clean Brexit" lie would have been immediately exposed.
      When asked (On Twitter) about why Batten had deplatformed AMW. he replied, "Because this is about Brexit, NOT Islam" in the pretence that she would not have spoken about Brexit.
      Another thing Batten said was, "A politician only cares about votes" (at an "anti-rape" rally in Sunderland). Given that this includes himself, he was admitting that he does not care about honest, integrity, his obligation to those who elect him... just votes.

  • @dalegribblebountyhunter59
    @dalegribblebountyhunter59 4 роки тому +52

    Sounds a lot like current America around the 10 minute mark.

  • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons
    @ChilapaOfTheAmazons 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you, Mr Dankula.
    Keep fighting the good fight. 😘

  • @FortisConscius
    @FortisConscius 4 роки тому +216

    "Why is this man called a Count?!"
    'Cause he recognises that 53% is the biggest number in a leadership election.

    • @liammarsh1585
      @liammarsh1585 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated.

    • @redafm4505
      @redafm4505 4 роки тому +3

      I’m sorry, but could you explain what that means?

    • @FortisConscius
      @FortisConscius 4 роки тому +21

      @@redafm4505 UKIP had a leadership election. 4 candidates stood, Richard Braine got 53% of the votes. He had the biggest share of the votes by far. Dank can count better than those who opposed the new leader - i.e. respects the vote.

    • @redafm4505
      @redafm4505 4 роки тому +2

      FortisConscius thank you

    • @chickentendies5215
      @chickentendies5215 4 роки тому +2

      @Air and with 50%

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 4 роки тому +99

    *COUNT DANKULA* _..."I'm not Sean Bean, I'm not sticking about to get get my head lopped off by back-stabbing little Shites"._
    Me... "Fair Enough".

  • @robinhooduk8255
    @robinhooduk8255 4 роки тому +109

    it was carl that mostly killed off ukip, while at the same time raising his own profile.
    sadly, dankula will be lumped in with carl on why ukip fell apart after 25yrs.

    • @beishtkione24
      @beishtkione24 4 роки тому +77

      If a 25 year old party can be killed off by one youtuber and a few edgy jokes, the party was on life support.

    • @niamhha9014
      @niamhha9014 3 роки тому +13

      UKIP always had a terrible reputation. They’re impossible to take seriously. Carl did make their image even worse though.

    • @quiahjohnson5871
      @quiahjohnson5871 3 роки тому +4

      Can you give me a rundown please, and what did Carl do?

    • @AnglicanFish
      @AnglicanFish 3 роки тому +1

      @Kamil S wut?

    • @jim7300
      @jim7300 3 роки тому +9

      @@quiahjohnson5871 He said stupid shit, That not a rape joke, but the biggest one was the "It depends on the child" and "white" ni**er" statement.

  • @Primal_Directive
    @Primal_Directive 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks for the work you do my man. Take care

  • @rollingon5566
    @rollingon5566 4 роки тому +670

    I thought you couldn't top "why i left buzzfeed"
    I was wrong

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 4 роки тому +19

      N / A No one leaves Buzzfeed, they just get laid off

    • @davey1602
      @davey1602 4 роки тому +6

      It's certainly an improvement on "Why I left call centres" :D

    • @rollingon5566
      @rollingon5566 4 роки тому +5

      @@davey1602 "why I left a call centre 2: the Brexit boogaloo!"

  • @trillcosby4399
    @trillcosby4399 4 роки тому +363

    Could we get a shirt with your face and the text "why does he smell like cannabis?"

  • @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto
    @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto 3 роки тому +2

    No matter what, that press conference with you and Carl was absolutely legendary

  • @nathanattewell5034
    @nathanattewell5034 4 роки тому +11

    Why ignore 'For Britain'? The party that we need

  • @seanst.george6218
    @seanst.george6218 4 роки тому +366

    LOL I loved that ending. "Freedom isn't free, it costs 800 pounds"

    • @vukvukmanovic696
      @vukvukmanovic696 4 роки тому +4

      Sean St. George real OG’s will remember, although it wasnt that long ago

    • @seanst.george6218
      @seanst.george6218 4 роки тому +1

      @@vukvukmanovic696 I've only been following Dank the last couple years, so I'm a bit late to the party. But damn do I enjoy every upload.

    • @seanst.george6218
      @seanst.george6218 4 роки тому +4

      I think he should make that a slogan on some merch. I'd bet it'd sell pretty well.

    • @Tuatara1989
      @Tuatara1989 4 роки тому +3

      IT'S COUNT DANKULA ON UA-cam, EVERYBODY SHOULD SUBSCRIBE!

    • @xenech
      @xenech 4 роки тому

      Lol, in reality Freedom costs lives

  • @Gazza-zg2tr
    @Gazza-zg2tr 4 роки тому +18

    I left UKIP when they put the boot in to Gerard Batten?

  • @DarrynNightmare
    @DarrynNightmare 4 роки тому +8

    The Alex Jones choke out at the end makes me almost cry laugh every single time!
    😂

  • @MasterCoD124
    @MasterCoD124 4 роки тому +312

    "Freedom isn't free, it costs £800"
    I actually love that quote

  • @vince_sad
    @vince_sad 4 роки тому +171

    "he's not a real count" lmaooo

  • @kso9867
    @kso9867 3 роки тому +2

    I learned more about of UK political Parties than I know about American Political Parties and I'm an American citizen.

  • @skinjob2
    @skinjob2 4 роки тому +1

    It's equally sad and reassuring to see you go through pretty much the same thing I went through roughly 20 years ago... Keep your head up! There are more efficient ways to make the world a better place than politics.

  • @LieFieLiFi
    @LieFieLiFi 4 роки тому +112

    For those unaccustomed to Scottish lingo, greet is cry

    • @ModernPict
      @ModernPict 4 роки тому +2

      I was checkin comments to see if anyone else wld explain it

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 4 роки тому

      Cry like a soft little bitch all morning.

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 4 роки тому

      Thanks for this!

    • @ModernPict
      @ModernPict 4 роки тому +1

      @@gingergamergirl98 no worries, i usually translate cos google cant

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +4

      Thanks, I'm a dirty Yank but I can understand him 99% of the time except for words like that

  • @samuel5742
    @samuel5742 4 роки тому +59

    So the reason I feel like I ought to leave UKIP is that IT'S YA' BOI, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!

  • @crazybear38
    @crazybear38 4 роки тому +6

    Rod Liddle's Social Democratic Party (SDP). Small, but they've got some name recognition, and some bods who know how to organise and contacts.

  • @edgehaineproductions
    @edgehaineproductions 4 роки тому +1

    You're a good guy... Sometimes use words I wouldnae but that's your prerogative. Really glad I have invested time into your videos. Gotta give you a few quid for being awesome :)

  • @thinkwithurdipstick
    @thinkwithurdipstick 4 роки тому +135

    Can’t wait for Sargon to leave a day after seeing this

    • @FortisConscius
      @FortisConscius 4 роки тому +11

      lol. Think Sargon's going to try for a bit longer by the looks of it.

    • @bobross9581
      @bobross9581 4 роки тому +30

      "The 20 year plan is in motion"

    • @Lazypackmule
      @Lazypackmule 4 роки тому +7

      Sargon doesn't seem like he'll jump ship any time soon, but he's already been talking about supporting other parties anyway just for brexit

    • @RipDippler
      @RipDippler 4 роки тому +9

      Can't wait for Sargon to claim himself King of UKIP

    • @needsmetal
      @needsmetal 4 роки тому +16

      @@Lazypackmule Well hes already killed it, he should create the smuggly chuckles party

  • @worthlesshuman5041
    @worthlesshuman5041 4 роки тому +269

    "Ukip, at the time, were a party that had a little bit of clout"
    "Were"
    Lol

  • @mitchel_bayliss
    @mitchel_bayliss 3 роки тому +2

    "Biggest risk to freedom of speech is Labor. It's fucking Labor"
    From Aus. Fucking same

  • @ratmass10
    @ratmass10 4 роки тому

    Great work man, never be held down, sta d for what you believe.

  • @Captn_Trips
    @Captn_Trips 4 роки тому +102

    Just imagine 50 years in the future, count dankula doing a mad lad on himself with his big ass water bottle.

  • @CHUCKYCHUCKYBOBUCY
    @CHUCKYCHUCKYBOBUCY 4 роки тому +236

    Your own party’s slogan could be:
    Gut shut dun!

    • @roberth254
      @roberth254 4 роки тому +7

      Nah it should be "we'll set aboot ye"

    • @jeffreymacmullin1653
      @jeffreymacmullin1653 4 роки тому +3

      “Fuckin monden”

    • @alexnisbet9262
      @alexnisbet9262 4 роки тому +6

      CHUCKYCHUCKYBOBUCKY “1 joint e dey keps the authoriteriens awey!”

  • @thehaveninthehand
    @thehaveninthehand 4 роки тому

    Dank, your beard always looks amazing xD Get well soon, and I really hope that the GoT of UKIP stops soon. I am not a British citizen, but I have a lot of friends that are, and most of them have to worry about getting too spicy online when we're not on Discord. If I had the money, I would totally fund a political party to try and get constitutions in both the UK and in my country, although my country already has something akin to it. Anyways, have a nice day!

  • @robertarmstrong2470
    @robertarmstrong2470 4 роки тому +67

    Vote "For Britain" Anne marie waters. They speak openly.

    • @ocks3623
      @ocks3623 4 роки тому +3

      This comment needs more exposure. Come on guys!

    • @Patrick-vh5nr
      @Patrick-vh5nr 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe Patriotic Alternative

    • @raymondpiper8294
      @raymondpiper8294 4 роки тому

      100% correct

    • @DemocracyCountsx
      @DemocracyCountsx 4 роки тому

      Robert amstrong For Britain are stuffed full of holocaust deniers.

    • @gazwilliams9488
      @gazwilliams9488 4 роки тому +3

      For Britain is funded by the Middle East Forum which is for.... Israel! Not Britain!

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 4 роки тому +202

    I mean UKIP being a small party is fine but them being so inward looking and full of gigaboomers isn’t. Like, I fully support free speech and followed Sargon’s thing with the MEP thing but they just have no vision.
    Such a shame that literally no one else supports free speech. Like bruh I just want to be left alone in politics but no one is providing that.

    • @jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901
      @jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 4 роки тому +8

      I don't know if we still have a pirate party but that's literally their entire shtick

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 4 роки тому +2

      Lol what does “gigaboomers” even mean

    • @user-vp6cq4sv3d
      @user-vp6cq4sv3d 4 роки тому +1

      @Max kennedy "Gigaboomers" Yeah you're human livestock. All of you are.

    • @jonraggett4093
      @jonraggett4093 4 роки тому +5

      @@user-vp6cq4sv3d OK boomer

    • @jht3fougifh393
      @jht3fougifh393 4 роки тому +2

      @@user-vp6cq4sv3d Pretty extreme judgement against - & dehumanizing of - someone you know nothing about. Dang, dude.

  • @LKD70
    @LKD70 4 роки тому +443

    Ukip: "we want free speech!"
    Also ukip: "reeee, Sargon made a joke!"

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 роки тому +6

      DriftZ TwoSeven sensible, you mean
      Addendum: i meant ukip, not sargon. Fuckin boomer moment and a half

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 роки тому +5

      Eric “dogmatic” has nothing to do with it. It was one huge faux pas and I bet a lot of those people were a bit pissed that their campaigns got derailed by some literal who and his stupid fucking mouth. Being a sycophant is the real issue here

    • @brofist1959
      @brofist1959 4 роки тому +9

      @@thinkwithurdipstick
      It is not sensible to read Sowell, understand how absolutely terrible the welfare state is for literally everybody in society, and then still advocate for it anyway. Sargon is incredibly partisan and very leftist when it comes to his few pet issues, and honestly part of me thinks it's just because he doesn't want to acknowledge that his "liberalism" is not the liberalism of old and that the libertarians (small L, not ancaps, not "libertarian leftists" that frankly are just a contradiction in terms) are the only ones around with an actually consistent argument.

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 роки тому +2

      Eric oh no i agree with you. I got mixed up, thought the guy i was replying to was saying that ukip was being too liberal not sargon. I was going against the op basically, ukip was justified to be pissed off at carl for his fat fucking mouth ruining their careers

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 роки тому +3

      Bro Fist i agree i agree. I got mixed up thought the guy i was replying to was replying to op. Shoulda read it a bit more carefully. Classical liberals the likes of Locke and the founders would think sargon is as much a moron as most everybody else does nowadays.

  • @lifeiscreepingdeath
    @lifeiscreepingdeath 4 роки тому +1

    Hey, Dank! There is always the Libertarian Party in the UK, which is gaining ground lately! Plenty of meet-ups and such now as the members are piling up.

    • @thesmilinggun-knight9646
      @thesmilinggun-knight9646 4 роки тому

      As in the Scottish libertarian party? I have only recently (as in this week) been looking into them and I like what I am seeing i think Mark would like them because they pro free speech and want a Constitution like one in USA even Karl would like them because they are classical liberals if it wasn’t for the fact they pro Independence for Scotland (which I am also Keen on) but they want a real independent Scotland unlike the authoritarian and antipatriotic snp.

  • @jrainey94
    @jrainey94 4 роки тому +44

    How about joining either the UK Libertarian Party or the Scottish Libertarian Party?

    • @deutschamerikaner
      @deutschamerikaner 4 роки тому +9

      Preposterous Altercation hAhaHa fUNnyEe mEMe LOLoLllolol

    • @nedwhitney4123
      @nedwhitney4123 4 роки тому +7

      Because those parties have as much chance of winning seats as my cat.

    • @harshbansal7982
      @harshbansal7982 4 роки тому +3

      Ned Whitney don’t insult your cat like that

    • @turquoisesorcerer
      @turquoisesorcerer 3 роки тому +1

      pretty sure he joined the slp now, so hey you were right!

  • @chilly0ne108
    @chilly0ne108 4 роки тому +404

    Dank's new party: Territorial Reprobates Autism Party

    • @smithmeyerblake
      @smithmeyerblake 4 роки тому +36

      Traps for freedom

    • @christinabolger9725
      @christinabolger9725 4 роки тому +2

      Danks always welcome in National Autism Autistic Society or ASAN Autistic Self Advocacy Network

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith 4 роки тому +3

      Yee boay.

    • @dannymckenzie8329
      @dannymckenzie8329 4 роки тому +2

      Fucc

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 4 роки тому +3

      What about the Autistic Nationals Aggregate League? Or Populistically Unilateral By Edict?

  • @Tadokat
    @Tadokat 4 роки тому +276

    Dank, I think you don't give yourself enough credit. Just by having this channel where you upload regular content and talk publicly about liberty and democracy, you're already doing more than most of us in getting that message out and showing that there's a wealth of people of all types who want liberty and democracy to be preserved. Don't think that you're just some armchair activist when people like you are inspiring the future of our countries to give a fuck about politics and right the wrongs that have grasped our nations because a bunch of boomers didn't realize the damage they were causing.

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 4 роки тому +15

      Second, and further, you're being noticed in North America. Some of us are watching this as well.

    • @rambojohn4476
      @rambojohn4476 4 роки тому +7

      Tadokat democracy is shit. A free republic where only those who own land can vote is what the founding fathers planned and orchestrated for America. Democracy is mob rule and will always eat itself like the snake swallowing his tail.

    • @ericedwards8234
      @ericedwards8234 4 роки тому +1

      What this lad said. At the end of the day, whether you're standing in front of a crowd or talking into a camera, your message is still getting out there. Hopefully our boi won't get shut down by UA-cam's new ToS horse shit.

    • @GabbybearCedeno
      @GabbybearCedeno 4 роки тому +1

      BigBlack81 so many people I know here watch him. I’ve never discussed FoS so much

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 4 роки тому

      @@BigBlack81 Free speech is in your constitution and it's not going to be overturned any time soon.

  • @joshzerbe4082
    @joshzerbe4082 4 роки тому +52

    CD: im leaving UKIP because bla bla bla.
    Me: skips 5 minutes
    CD: you liked a funny poem about trans people
    Me: ok backing up then

  • @bruh949
    @bruh949 2 роки тому +2

    Their is a party for freedom, Reclaim Party and Reform UK

  • @Rushy89
    @Rushy89 4 роки тому +52

    UKIP is a hot mess. My inbox in always "setting the story straight" "leadership elections" "resignations, standing down" etc etv

    • @michaellamont2605
      @michaellamont2605 4 роки тому +5

      For Britain ✌🏻

    • @QziQza
      @QziQza 4 роки тому +4

      Aye Rushy, dropped my membership after the shitshow just kept getting worse. The nec playing favourites, and blocking.. By any means they could.. a democratically elected leader, and any decision he tried to put forward.. well that speaks volumes.
      GB, B, the Bb, and all those who support them have my upmost respect.. The rest of them.. Hmm

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 4 роки тому

      yeah... same

  • @Severalangrybees
    @Severalangrybees 4 роки тому +87

    "Yeah I posted my balls but so what."
    You're an inspiration

  • @leoarronson8845
    @leoarronson8845 4 роки тому +44

    ‘Waiter, there is a politics in my politics’ -Count Dankula 2019

  • @Captain_Wet_Beard
    @Captain_Wet_Beard 4 роки тому

    You're a good dude Dankula. I've been behind you since the pug video dropped, and I'll support you until the day you give up man.

  • @austin503
    @austin503 4 роки тому +323

    Drinking game: take a shot every time he mentions game of thrones

  • @eddiespencer1
    @eddiespencer1 4 роки тому +372

    The problem with playing the Game of Thrones is that everyone dies in the end.

    • @sajjadmohammed569
      @sajjadmohammed569 4 роки тому +2

      Nah it's just a Shakespearean play

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 роки тому +17

      People start teleporting to where the plot needs them to be.

    • @pukelius4128
      @pukelius4128 4 роки тому +9

      Everybody dies anyway in the endtimes. It might take 40 billion years but epstein didnt do it himself.

    • @UriGerhard
      @UriGerhard 4 роки тому +2

      Especially Epstein, but not by his own hands

    • @TheBelovedDisciple144
      @TheBelovedDisciple144 4 роки тому

      The problem with GoT is that all the cool characters died by the end and Bran was sitting on the throne.

  • @MrAndros666
    @MrAndros666 4 роки тому +11

    Absolute madlads- Alex Jones pls

  • @Zazyr
    @Zazyr Рік тому +2

    Our wonderful dystopian future is taking shape in front of our eyes and there's f**k all we can do.

  • @DoctorProph3t
    @DoctorProph3t 4 роки тому +500

    Serious time tho, Dank I know it feels like your messages and lessons fall on deaf ears, when folks turn the cameras off or dismiss you outright, but there are people listening. Even changing.
    I fell for the rhetoric, all I saw was the pug video and all I heard was people saying the same thing, some scot Nazi.
    I had no interest of learning about you, to listen to what you had to say, what you believed, what you felt.
    I had an experience that lead me to an eventuality, started self reflecting and introspection, faced personal demons and inherited traumas, and realised The Truth ™️
    I gave you a chance, and it was one of the biggest points of importance of my life. I realised the beauty of democracy, the grace of freedom, and nobility in the pursuit of happiness, and it came to me in a thick scot drawl who does not deserve the terrible shit he’s been given.
    You’re heard, Dank. You’ve had a part in my ongoing development as a person and I can’t be the only one.

    • @jaqueIyn
      @jaqueIyn 4 роки тому +28

      What is this dankula fanfiction

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 4 роки тому +43

      moondamsel its a heartfelt letter to the editor you wax sculpture

    • @7GamesUnlimited7
      @7GamesUnlimited7 4 роки тому +21

      If what you say is true it makes me happy...

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 4 роки тому +23

      7GamesUnlimited7 all true, he isn’t the only influence in my life, but one teacher out of many I’ve had and wish for many more.
      We can all change our minds, we can all disagree, discuss, discard and create new arguments, even throw a lil shade, but at the end of the day mutual respect for each other is paramount. That is the true backbone of democracy.
      I disagree with Dank on a few things, and that damn pug vid, hey, I think it was a bad joke, but that’s it. No one should go to prison or suffer the people’s court, no one should deal with backlash that he has for a fucken joke, and in that vein I respect him as a person because that’s what I’d want of him for me, the golden rule, folks.
      That old line will always ring as loud as it did when it was said; “I do not agree with what you say, sir, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.”

    • @ichisichify
      @ichisichify 4 роки тому +7

      next step is realising how democracy is inherently flawed (in short: its because the social contact should not be changeable just by majority consensus; in the case of brexit, the UK administration should never have been able to give away parts of its sovereignty in the first place)

  • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
    @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 4 роки тому +58

    I joined when you and Sargon did but the amount of infighting and back-stabbing was extraordinary. I let my membership lapse.

  • @templariclegion2826
    @templariclegion2826 4 роки тому

    Cheers from America, brother. I hope you guys get a bona fide constitution soon. The more people who are free, the better.
    You deserve this. Just keep fighting.

  • @nohopeequalsnofear3242
    @nohopeequalsnofear3242 4 роки тому +1

    Its so sad they censor you.
    You have great ideas and a great spirit

  • @Mrmidknight-yx9pg
    @Mrmidknight-yx9pg 4 роки тому +25

    I left UKIP when they realized I live in the united States

  • @chaseyates3848
    @chaseyates3848 4 роки тому +60

    George Orwell in the background, nice touch

    • @jackcantdraw
      @jackcantdraw 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks, I was racking my brain trying to remember the guys name.

    • @T1tusCr0w
      @T1tusCr0w 4 роки тому

      Eric Arthur Blair 👍🏻

    • @Wiggyam
      @Wiggyam 4 роки тому +1

      Kinda ironic considering he was a socialist

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 4 роки тому

      @@Wiggyam Its not like socialists would ever advocate free speech.

    • @helmikiller666
      @helmikiller666 4 роки тому +2

      William Lillevik
      No... he believed in *democratic socialism* which is completely different to socialism.
      You can be a democratic socialist under controlled capitalist regime.

  • @kickingitoldschool1491
    @kickingitoldschool1491 4 роки тому

    loving the videos!

  • @g0bl1n97
    @g0bl1n97 3 роки тому +2

    Kinda dissappointed that Dankula didn't really talk about what an absolute shit show Sargon caused in the party, it was like watching a brick throne into a washing machine, absolute carnage.

  • @dirtydata9356
    @dirtydata9356 4 роки тому +40

    Lets vote Count Dankula into becoming the King of Scotland!

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому

      I'll give him my fucken basket hilt sword, someone go get a fucken crown and a fucken throne!

  • @Felix_Schmitz
    @Felix_Schmitz 4 роки тому +244

    "Why I'm quitting porn"
    -Count Wankula

  • @mintmag8748
    @mintmag8748 4 роки тому

    Love ya Count! Keep up the good work.

  • @ApO20
    @ApO20 4 роки тому

    I didnt expect that to happen. At all.
    But all the power to you man

  • @Tadokat
    @Tadokat 4 роки тому +100

    I love how these bureaucrats are unironically fighting themselves to death for an anthill while there's a mountain about to collapse right next to them.

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 4 роки тому +1

      @@jonathanlane444 So is Dank part of the brexit party now, or is he just not voting for no one?

  • @albace4733
    @albace4733 4 роки тому +204

    Have patience. The boomer will pass and you will claim your throne

    • @fortressepiphany9068
      @fortressepiphany9068 4 роки тому +6

      Albace fuck !!! Some boomers love Count Dankula !

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 4 роки тому +6

      By the time us Boomers are done with this place, there will be no throne!
      Hahaha, enjoy the ashes of a once great society!

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 роки тому +2

      John Smith “immigration” “bomb” this joke has layers

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 4 роки тому

      @John Smith Immigration isn't set in stone, if it was then they'll still be mass amounts of people coming from Jamaica to the U.K and Vietnamese coming to Ireland as their was during the 60's the only reason for the spike in immigration we have now is because of the fact that the middle east is a destabilised region but I digress

  • @youreboy526
    @youreboy526 4 роки тому +1

    “Just according to the keikakku, Jim.”
    *smug chuckles echoes through*

  • @thegooselord4978
    @thegooselord4978 4 роки тому +14

    Literally just join the monster raving looney party.

  • @jaussom
    @jaussom 4 роки тому +96

    "He isn't a real count!"
    For me only you and Dracula are the real ones brother.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 4 роки тому +11

      He can always buy himself the title of Count of Sealand.

    • @TheTiesThatBind88
      @TheTiesThatBind88 4 роки тому +10

      1. Dankula
      2. Dracula
      3. Chocula

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 4 роки тому

      Don't forget Count Call Girlula. If you know you know.

    • @starshade7826
      @starshade7826 4 роки тому

      Eh, all the "real counts" think they're not related to the rest of humanity because nobility means so much.
      Tell 'em they're descended from Adam just like everybody else, they don't freekin believe you. lol

    • @foolishkiwi4546
      @foolishkiwi4546 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheTiesThatBind88 Don't forget blackula. Together they make the holy 4; Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @13thcentury
    @13thcentury 4 роки тому +122

    "This man isn't a count!"
    Actually, he's a complete count :)

  • @martinmoore6971
    @martinmoore6971 4 роки тому +1

    I'm a member and ran in my local elections for UKIP. They have just imploaded, Batten was the last chance saloon. I'm impressed with Anne Marie of First Briatin, that could be an option.

  • @Serlixe
    @Serlixe 4 роки тому

    ❤️ I was really exited when you said this is it freedom speech out on TV!
    .. When you said and they cut it. I had to pause because that was the only info that could rotate in my pea brain. "are you serious?? You where invited and they cut it out!? Wtf??" and I paused as all your words were bouncing of my head. TILT!
    Thank you for this video explaining so not too much unnecessary shit hits the fan spreading allover us sheep.
    BTW ppl like you and the angryforener is what gives me hope that the future politics won't be a high ranking ppl only 🙏
    I might be dumb enough to be told I'm a blond, so it's nice hearing humans that don't speak in Latin.
    Referring to my blond comment you might think it isn't really a compliment when it comes from me😂

  • @thesupertendent8973
    @thesupertendent8973 4 роки тому +323

    Before the video starts,
    RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @MasterSanders
      @MasterSanders 4 роки тому +6

      Michael Collins Click the Link!

    • @headlesshunter8435
      @headlesshunter8435 4 роки тому +7

      Best
      Console
      Quality
      Graphics

    • @ThogDontCare
      @ThogDontCare 4 роки тому +10

      Mobile games are dogshit.

    • @intotheaether9022
      @intotheaether9022 4 роки тому +19

      @@ThogDontCare how dare you... How DARE YOU!?!?
      Raid Shadow legends is not a mobile game, it is a multiplayer online mobile experience complete with console graphics, a fulfilling story and decently priced loot boxes.
      How dare you! You've stolen my Monday Afternoon.... My future.

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 4 роки тому +5

      *vietnam flashback starts*