"Why I'm jumping off of a sinking ship that's also on fire."
I mean, its at the bottom of the ocean and composed almost entirely of ash.
“Why does he smell like cannabis???”
Because he’s count stankula
Jan Sitkowski That’s easy. If they’ve ever taken a walk through Stoke they’ll know what cannabis smells like...you don’t have to try grass to know what it smells like lmfao
Count Dankula works just fine. "Dank" being a slang term for weed.
@@maxscardanelli6185 Also his armpits should be warm and moist if he's still human.
"a house divided against itself cannot stand." - Abraham Lincoln
@Comstar: Space AT&T >over taxes and resources.
Kek. Cute reductionist viewpoint there, galaxy brain.
“WHY DOES HE SMELL LIKE CANNABIS!?”
Dank by name, dank by nature.
The inky Squid *Wow, this is when the life of fame begins brother. I remember my first comment hitting 1k likes. Its a simple thing but it feels so big*
“SNP are fine wearing the collar- they just want to change who’s holding the leash” is such a good quote
@A hc wouldn't that be awesome though? all of us from europe united under one flag we could challenge usa,china,russia
In this video, Dankula confirms that he doesn't like politics.
Bradley Palmer he confirms how totally misguided and out of touch the modern political system is in our country.
It’s went from politics to policing.
It started with a pug and a nazi reference and a couple of months ago I got arrested for “ the idea of buying drugs, being in an area where a drug dealer used to live.. so they assumed I was there to buy drugs”
When people are arrested for ideas in 2019 it shows how far we have went back in time!
"Freedom isn't free, it costs £800." Absolute Legend
If you’re leaving UKIP don’t forget to turn off any remaining lights.
Pretty sure Sargon knocked out all the lights with his massive head.
so you are basically leaving UKIP because Politicians act like Politicians?
understandable, have a great day
The King in Yellow there’s a lack of pragmatism in his thinking that just doesn’t lend itself to politics, and I’d also be interested to hear his plan for what happens to England after Brexit. Everyone says yay or nay without having anything halfway resembling a plan going forward.
@@gillen918273645 , I suppose they would go back to the way it was before the EU. It's not like the EU kept the UK running
@5555Thecrow I cant respond specifically but you stated something that disproves your statement.
Humans dont live in the real world. We have developed a delusion that we call society and have gathered under that umbrella, shielding ourselves from reality.
We dont know what real life is anymore.
Therefore, our delusion can be molded and changed, tailored if you would, to our existence, depicting what we choose.
Also, education and intelligence are different things.
@5555Thecrow Jews created that illusion .This new age shit is just encouraging people to believe in that illusion.
Broke: Playing Game of Thrones
Woke: Playing Raid: Shadow Legends
"but make sure you play them while connecting to NordVPN, otherwise the Chinese might nab your account!!"
There you go, now you can shove in two sponsors per video.
Your first mistake was thinking politicians have our best interests at heart
And the thing he kept repeating is that there are a minority that actually do, as mythical as it sounds.
Politics is a reflection of culture, and the fact that the culture gives a shit about the individual is why politics is full of collectivist of all kinds.
Dank needs to start a new party with the pug as it’s logo.
+Dee Kim That’s the same acronym as that surprisingly successful Taiwanese party started by the frontman of symphonic black metal band Chthonic. Now I’m imagining Dank walking on stage with “Defenders of Bu-Tik Palace” playing in the background ready to deliver a speech encouraging a trade war with China.
"...he is not even a real Count..." OMG my sides!! :'D :'D
@Grigorije Vlahovic So you’re tellin me that the guy with a nose piercing isn’t a noble? Well I never...
I'd love to see a mad lad on Leo Major. He was a one eyed Canadian scout that singlehandedly liberated a town in WW2 among other crazy shit this guy did. Cheers!
"Standing on the corpses of dead Iraqi children"
Worked out alright for Uday.
I feel like in 2040 count dankula will become prime minister of the UK
It Funny i remember a few years ago someone joking said (i’m paraphrasing) ‘dankula become prime minister: I just wanted to annoy my girlfriend’
He would definitely not want to become PM, nor would he be able to. I think he's more likely to be FM but that would also never happen
@@aceman0000099 If he became PM he could turn the U.K. into the kind of union he’d want to be a part of.
“He’s not even a count” 😂🤣
Notice how his accent gets thicker when he gets angry? "Ha'in a whunge an a greet"
@@jonathanlane444 now I'm getting flashbacks of Colin Firth as George VI in _The King's Speech_ -- he didn't stammer when he swore 😅
Please get Sargon to join Labour. Once they are done, please get him to join the Tories. Thank you in advance mate!
Implying sargon destroyed UKIP is the same as blaming the CIA for Soviet gulags.
@Preposterous Altercation UKIP was founded to get the UK out of the EU, and they done that. Farage was the driving force of the party, a UA-camr was a stunt they pulled to keep going for a while.
@Preposterous Altercation Destroyed what? The party's goal was to get the UK out of Europe. They achieved that. It's like a marijuana legislation party achieving their aim, then setting another one. They'd be their name, in name only.
Mkay, well I wanna see a video of you actually playing this "RAID: shadow legins" and we'll be all square
"gonna continue with youtube for as long as they allow me to do it"
so till dec 10th when the tos change and they can delete any channel they decide "isnt earning them money" as an actual legit part of the tos
@@Blindashitmetalasfuck no, that's when the family friendly channels get their monetization killed
@Alex doesn't need to be perfect, just not being youtube is alright
Imagine going back in time, about 10 years, and telling people that national pride and free speech are considered a far right idea.
Fascists keep free speech around for as long as they can make use of it. They also use national pride as a tool to manipulate people's emotions.
The main reason I don't think that Dank is a fascist is because he seems genuinely devoted to the idea of freedom of speech.
The King in Yellow now do you mean actual fascists or the “everyone i dont like is a fascist” type of fascists?
No, a bit further than that. Try about 16 to 18 years right after 9/11 terror attacks. I know this is an American incident but if the world had seen what I saw following the events, it was that America and its values needed to be defended at all costs from its foreign enemies or so we were told.
Imagine going back to 2002 and telling people that national pride and free speech are considered a far right idea. The vast majority of people would think, "That person is a fucking moron". It'd be one thing to not stand by the decision of going to war in Iraq but saying stupid shit like that out loud would guarantee the shame of the division it is trying to cause - they would be the fucking trolls.
@@thekinginyellow7777 it's an unfortunate truth that the free speech movement is often infested by fascists as a front when in actuality the only speech they care about is their own.
Better yet, imagine going back in time to 1930s Germany and advocating for free speech. See how much the Third Reich likes it 😂
As not many comments mention your health condition
I'll say it
I am glad that you are well
And i wish you even a better recovery
I am sure that i will love the mad lad vid
Short answer: Because the meme stopped being funny.
karasawa21797 right? It’s as if the entertainer is running out of fuel for entertainment. It’s fine, I much prefer his Madlads videos anyways.
@5555Thecrow why is he an idiot? and why do you keep writing his name in caps lol
@@gillen918273645 it wasn't meant to be a meme though, a big part of him joining in the first place was for the memes but he actually did want to campaign for freedom of speech through ukip
Oh god this thread is cancer. Sargon didn't kill UKIP. I doubt Dank left cause of it was a meme. They got very good responses at the conference. The NEC is the problem, they're a third wheel, out of touch with the party, who prevented Battern from running to be party leader only to have Battern's man win instead. The NEC killed UKIP, not sargon.
Face it lads. We are politically homeless.
Well politics is all about compromise. Every party probably has some values that your going to disagree with. The best thing to do is go with the one you least disagree with.
It sucks that none of the viable UK partys care much about free speech. Guess that's just something we in the states take for granted, because no american party would think about going against free speech
@@thecoolerjon3506 the Dems hate free speech. They destroy members that disagree on some ideologies by saying they work for the Russians.
Being "politically homeless" (great phrase btw, Totally stealing that) isn't necessarily a bad thing. Just be you. You don't have to align with a specific party. You can agree with different aspects of many of them. Just fight for freedom. Fight for liberty. Fight for justice. Hold on to your principles with a death grip. Never abandon them. Stay strong lads. We gotta do whatever we can to make sure that our basic human rights are secured. It's really nuts that we have to fight so hard just to be treated like human beings. Fuck... Talk about oppression.
The Mad Lads are my favorite videos on UA-cam. I'm always very pleased when I see that you have posted a new one. I would love to see you do one on Roy Benavidez - a genuine badass.
Ah, fookin eell m8, Norf FC undefeated, 'ave a cheeky nosh son
@@thecrucible6589 Bullshit. If there are comments being deleted it's facist YT doing it.
"Why I'm leaving the meme party that I only joined because they were the only party that didn't want me in prison for a joke"
Except they weren't. UKIP were very good at saying "we're the only party who...." and then deplatforming members of other parties who would have shown the "we're the only party who..." claim to be lies. UKIP were anything but FOR freedom of speech.
Theiron2142 - For Britain, for a start. Dank seems to be a supporter of Direct Democracy and I believe that there are a couple of small parties which are very much in favour of that - The D&V are, if I recall... There's also at least another, the name of which right now escapes me... but if his primary issue is freedom of speech, then For Britain are far more supportive of freedom of speech than UKIP ever were (or probably ever will be).
Fyre - Anne Marie Waters was deplatformed twice after being booked/invited to speak at a Brexit rally - Of course, if AMW had been speaking, the "UKIP are the only party who want a clean Brexit" lie would have been immediately exposed.
When asked (On Twitter) about why Batten had deplatformed AMW. he replied, "Because this is about Brexit, NOT Islam" in the pretence that she would not have spoken about Brexit.
Another thing Batten said was, "A politician only cares about votes" (at an "anti-rape" rally in Sunderland). Given that this includes himself, he was admitting that he does not care about honest, integrity, his obligation to those who elect him... just votes.
Sounds a lot like current America around the 10 minute mark.
Thank you, Mr Dankula.
Keep fighting the good fight. 😘
"Why is this man called a Count?!"
'Cause he recognises that 53% is the biggest number in a leadership election.
@@redafm4505 UKIP had a leadership election. 4 candidates stood, Richard Braine got 53% of the votes. He had the biggest share of the votes by far. Dank can count better than those who opposed the new leader - i.e. respects the vote.
*COUNT DANKULA* _..."I'm not Sean Bean, I'm not sticking about to get get my head lopped off by back-stabbing little Shites"._
Me... "Fair Enough".
it was carl that mostly killed off ukip, while at the same time raising his own profile.
sadly, dankula will be lumped in with carl on why ukip fell apart after 25yrs.
If a 25 year old party can be killed off by one youtuber and a few edgy jokes, the party was on life support.
UKIP always had a terrible reputation. They’re impossible to take seriously. Carl did make their image even worse though.
@@quiahjohnson5871 He said stupid shit, That not a rape joke, but the biggest one was the "It depends on the child" and "white" ni**er" statement.
Thanks for the work you do my man. Take care
Could we get a shirt with your face and the text "why does he smell like cannabis?"
"Why does he smell like cannabis?" with a picture of Sargon snorting coke underneath.
No matter what, that press conference with you and Carl was absolutely legendary
Why ignore 'For Britain'? The party that we need
LOL I loved that ending. "Freedom isn't free, it costs 800 pounds"
Sean St. George real OG’s will remember, although it wasnt that long ago
@@vukvukmanovic696 I've only been following Dank the last couple years, so I'm a bit late to the party. But damn do I enjoy every upload.
I think he should make that a slogan on some merch. I'd bet it'd sell pretty well.
I left UKIP when they put the boot in to Gerard Batten?
The Alex Jones choke out at the end makes me almost cry laugh every single time!
😂
I learned more about of UK political Parties than I know about American Political Parties and I'm an American citizen.
It's equally sad and reassuring to see you go through pretty much the same thing I went through roughly 20 years ago... Keep your head up! There are more efficient ways to make the world a better place than politics.
For those unaccustomed to Scottish lingo, greet is cry
Thanks, I'm a dirty Yank but I can understand him 99% of the time except for words like that
So the reason I feel like I ought to leave UKIP is that IT'S YA' BOI, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!
Rod Liddle's Social Democratic Party (SDP). Small, but they've got some name recognition, and some bods who know how to organise and contacts.
You're a good guy... Sometimes use words I wouldnae but that's your prerogative. Really glad I have invested time into your videos. Gotta give you a few quid for being awesome :)
Can’t wait for Sargon to leave a day after seeing this
lol. Think Sargon's going to try for a bit longer by the looks of it.
Sargon doesn't seem like he'll jump ship any time soon, but he's already been talking about supporting other parties anyway just for brexit
@@Lazypackmule Well hes already killed it, he should create the smuggly chuckles party
"Ukip, at the time, were a party that had a little bit of clout"
"Were"
Lol
"Biggest risk to freedom of speech is Labor. It's fucking Labor"
From Aus. Fucking same
Great work man, never be held down, sta d for what you believe.
Just imagine 50 years in the future, count dankula doing a mad lad on himself with his big ass water bottle.
Dank, your beard always looks amazing xD Get well soon, and I really hope that the GoT of UKIP stops soon. I am not a British citizen, but I have a lot of friends that are, and most of them have to worry about getting too spicy online when we're not on Discord. If I had the money, I would totally fund a political party to try and get constitutions in both the UK and in my country, although my country already has something akin to it. Anyways, have a nice day!
Vote "For Britain" Anne marie waters. They speak openly.
For Britain is funded by the Middle East Forum which is for.... Israel! Not Britain!
I mean UKIP being a small party is fine but them being so inward looking and full of gigaboomers isn’t. Like, I fully support free speech and followed Sargon’s thing with the MEP thing but they just have no vision.
Such a shame that literally no one else supports free speech. Like bruh I just want to be left alone in politics but no one is providing that.
I don't know if we still have a pirate party but that's literally their entire shtick
@Max kennedy "Gigaboomers" Yeah you're human livestock. All of you are.
@@user-vp6cq4sv3d Pretty extreme judgement against - & dehumanizing of - someone you know nothing about. Dang, dude.
Ukip: "we want free speech!"
Also ukip: "reeee, Sargon made a joke!"
DriftZ TwoSeven sensible, you mean
Addendum: i meant ukip, not sargon. Fuckin boomer moment and a half
Eric “dogmatic” has nothing to do with it. It was one huge faux pas and I bet a lot of those people were a bit pissed that their campaigns got derailed by some literal who and his stupid fucking mouth. Being a sycophant is the real issue here
@@thinkwithurdipstick
It is not sensible to read Sowell, understand how absolutely terrible the welfare state is for literally everybody in society, and then still advocate for it anyway. Sargon is incredibly partisan and very leftist when it comes to his few pet issues, and honestly part of me thinks it's just because he doesn't want to acknowledge that his "liberalism" is not the liberalism of old and that the libertarians (small L, not ancaps, not "libertarian leftists" that frankly are just a contradiction in terms) are the only ones around with an actually consistent argument.
Eric oh no i agree with you. I got mixed up, thought the guy i was replying to was saying that ukip was being too liberal not sargon. I was going against the op basically, ukip was justified to be pissed off at carl for his fat fucking mouth ruining their careers
Bro Fist i agree i agree. I got mixed up thought the guy i was replying to was replying to op. Shoulda read it a bit more carefully. Classical liberals the likes of Locke and the founders would think sargon is as much a moron as most everybody else does nowadays.
Hey, Dank! There is always the Libertarian Party in the UK, which is gaining ground lately! Plenty of meet-ups and such now as the members are piling up.
As in the Scottish libertarian party? I have only recently (as in this week) been looking into them and I like what I am seeing i think Mark would like them because they pro free speech and want a Constitution like one in USA even Karl would like them because they are classical liberals if it wasn’t for the fact they pro Independence for Scotland (which I am also Keen on) but they want a real independent Scotland unlike the authoritarian and antipatriotic snp.
How about joining either the UK Libertarian Party or the Scottish Libertarian Party?
Dank's new party: Territorial Reprobates Autism Party
Danks always welcome in National Autism Autistic Society or ASAN Autistic Self Advocacy Network
What about the Autistic Nationals Aggregate League? Or Populistically Unilateral By Edict?
Dank, I think you don't give yourself enough credit. Just by having this channel where you upload regular content and talk publicly about liberty and democracy, you're already doing more than most of us in getting that message out and showing that there's a wealth of people of all types who want liberty and democracy to be preserved. Don't think that you're just some armchair activist when people like you are inspiring the future of our countries to give a fuck about politics and right the wrongs that have grasped our nations because a bunch of boomers didn't realize the damage they were causing.
Second, and further, you're being noticed in North America. Some of us are watching this as well.
Tadokat democracy is shit. A free republic where only those who own land can vote is what the founding fathers planned and orchestrated for America. Democracy is mob rule and will always eat itself like the snake swallowing his tail.
What this lad said. At the end of the day, whether you're standing in front of a crowd or talking into a camera, your message is still getting out there. Hopefully our boi won't get shut down by UA-cam's new ToS horse shit.
BigBlack81 so many people I know here watch him. I’ve never discussed FoS so much
@@BigBlack81 Free speech is in your constitution and it's not going to be overturned any time soon.
CD: im leaving UKIP because bla bla bla.
Me: skips 5 minutes
CD: you liked a funny poem about trans people
Me: ok backing up then
Their is a party for freedom, Reclaim Party and Reform UK
UKIP is a hot mess. My inbox in always "setting the story straight" "leadership elections" "resignations, standing down" etc etv
Aye Rushy, dropped my membership after the shitshow just kept getting worse. The nec playing favourites, and blocking.. By any means they could.. a democratically elected leader, and any decision he tried to put forward.. well that speaks volumes.
GB, B, the Bb, and all those who support them have my upmost respect.. The rest of them.. Hmm
"Yeah I posted my balls but so what."
You're an inspiration
‘Waiter, there is a politics in my politics’ -Count Dankula 2019
You're a good dude Dankula. I've been behind you since the pug video dropped, and I'll support you until the day you give up man.
Drinking game: take a shot every time he mentions game of thrones
Austin Hayducky hard mode: take a shot every time he says “right?”
The problem with playing the Game of Thrones is that everyone dies in the end.
Everybody dies anyway in the endtimes. It might take 40 billion years but epstein didnt do it himself.
The problem with GoT is that all the cool characters died by the end and Bran was sitting on the throne.
Absolute madlads- Alex Jones pls
Our wonderful dystopian future is taking shape in front of our eyes and there's f**k all we can do.
Serious time tho, Dank I know it feels like your messages and lessons fall on deaf ears, when folks turn the cameras off or dismiss you outright, but there are people listening. Even changing.
I fell for the rhetoric, all I saw was the pug video and all I heard was people saying the same thing, some scot Nazi.
I had no interest of learning about you, to listen to what you had to say, what you believed, what you felt.
I had an experience that lead me to an eventuality, started self reflecting and introspection, faced personal demons and inherited traumas, and realised The Truth ™️
I gave you a chance, and it was one of the biggest points of importance of my life. I realised the beauty of democracy, the grace of freedom, and nobility in the pursuit of happiness, and it came to me in a thick scot drawl who does not deserve the terrible shit he’s been given.
You’re heard, Dank. You’ve had a part in my ongoing development as a person and I can’t be the only one.
7GamesUnlimited7 all true, he isn’t the only influence in my life, but one teacher out of many I’ve had and wish for many more.
We can all change our minds, we can all disagree, discuss, discard and create new arguments, even throw a lil shade, but at the end of the day mutual respect for each other is paramount. That is the true backbone of democracy.
I disagree with Dank on a few things, and that damn pug vid, hey, I think it was a bad joke, but that’s it. No one should go to prison or suffer the people’s court, no one should deal with backlash that he has for a fucken joke, and in that vein I respect him as a person because that’s what I’d want of him for me, the golden rule, folks.
That old line will always ring as loud as it did when it was said; “I do not agree with what you say, sir, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.”
next step is realising how democracy is inherently flawed (in short: its because the social contact should not be changeable just by majority consensus; in the case of brexit, the UK administration should never have been able to give away parts of its sovereignty in the first place)
I joined when you and Sargon did but the amount of infighting and back-stabbing was extraordinary. I let my membership lapse.
Cheers from America, brother. I hope you guys get a bona fide constitution soon. The more people who are free, the better.
You deserve this. Just keep fighting.
Its so sad they censor you.
You have great ideas and a great spirit
I left UKIP when they realized I live in the united States
George Orwell in the background, nice touch
William Lillevik
No... he believed in *democratic socialism* which is completely different to socialism.
You can be a democratic socialist under controlled capitalist regime.
loving the videos!
Kinda dissappointed that Dankula didn't really talk about what an absolute shit show Sargon caused in the party, it was like watching a brick throne into a washing machine, absolute carnage.
Lets vote Count Dankula into becoming the King of Scotland!
I'll give him my fucken basket hilt sword, someone go get a fucken crown and a fucken throne!
Love ya Count! Keep up the good work.
I didnt expect that to happen. At all.
But all the power to you man
Have patience. The boomer will pass and you will claim your throne
By the time us Boomers are done with this place, there will be no throne!
Hahaha, enjoy the ashes of a once great society!
@John Smith Immigration isn't set in stone, if it was then they'll still be mass amounts of people coming from Jamaica to the U.K and Vietnamese coming to Ireland as their was during the 60's the only reason for the spike in immigration we have now is because of the fact that the middle east is a destabilised region but I digress
“Just according to the keikakku, Jim.”
*smug chuckles echoes through*
Literally just join the monster raving looney party.
"He isn't a real count!"
For me only you and Dracula are the real ones brother.
Eh, all the "real counts" think they're not related to the rest of humanity because nobility means so much.
Tell 'em they're descended from Adam just like everybody else, they don't freekin believe you. lol
@@TheTiesThatBind88 Don't forget blackula. Together they make the holy 4; Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
I'm a member and ran in my local elections for UKIP. They have just imploaded, Batten was the last chance saloon. I'm impressed with Anne Marie of First Briatin, that could be an option.
❤️ I was really exited when you said this is it freedom speech out on TV!
.. When you said and they cut it. I had to pause because that was the only info that could rotate in my pea brain. "are you serious?? You where invited and they cut it out!? Wtf??" and I paused as all your words were bouncing of my head. TILT!
Thank you for this video explaining so not too much unnecessary shit hits the fan spreading allover us sheep.
BTW ppl like you and the angryforener is what gives me hope that the future politics won't be a high ranking ppl only 🙏
I might be dumb enough to be told I'm a blond, so it's nice hearing humans that don't speak in Latin.
Referring to my blond comment you might think it isn't really a compliment when it comes from me😂
Before the video starts,
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@@ThogDontCare how dare you... How DARE YOU!?!?
Raid Shadow legends is not a mobile game, it is a multiplayer online mobile experience complete with console graphics, a fulfilling story and decently priced loot boxes.
How dare you! You've stolen my Monday Afternoon.... My future.
“I got drunk and joined UKIP” aye lad that I understand.
Critstix Darkspear Sounds like marriage...Though that’s a commonality between Las Vegas and Scotland
Yes happens to me all the time
😂
Boaty McBoatface The Brexit Party is the reason behind the worst result. Batten bringing Sargon and Dank on, and being friendly with Tommy is what brought in tens of thousands of new people.
The media are nothing but a bunch of Dirty Dirty Smear Merchants, and you can’t blame Sargon for them latching onto to his staunch position of Anti-Rape and twisting it into something worse than it is. It was just one single silly joke on Twitter from 3, maybe years ago now. Who actually fucking cares???? Nobody. Only triggered Leftists who get triggered about everything, and the media that tells them what the latest thing is that they need to be triggered over. You can’t blame that on Sargon. Sargon did nothing wrong. Dank did nothing wrong. Batten did nothing wrong. Tommy made a couple mistakes 20 years ago when he was a young lad....since then, he’s done nothing wrong.
I can agree on free speech and freedom of expression. However, I don't think Dankula would be the one I would want to listen to if I were part of the general voting population of the UK. When we are talking about people who would represent the ideals of a country, most voters would want someone who appears professional, and behaves professionally, no matter what their convictions are. It's fucked up that Dankula got silenced, but i can see the reason why. If the party had already been experiencing mass scrutiny, one more "radical" speaker could spell the end. He didn't leave UKIP, they kicked him out. In politics words are everything, and if you cannot convey your ideals eloquently, and in a professional manner you will not be able to convince others that your convictions are just.