As an uncle, I get comfort in seeing other uncles having estimates on the age of their siblings kids "My niece, she's..she is about the playdough age" - Simon
Sucralose, the sweetener in Splenda: “Phadnis was told to "test" a chlorinated sugar compound. Phadnis thought Hough asked him to "taste" it, so he did. He found the compound to be exceptionally sweet.” This was in England. In 1976.
In "Men In Black", Will Smith's character asks how they afford all the stuff, and the response is that the "Men In Black" agency owns a few patents on alien technology - like Velcro and microwaves
@@brainblaze6526 I don't drink Coke OR Coke zero. I know being fat kills people. Got a noticeable pot-belly, i know 100% i should lose the weight. *WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OF SOMETHING* . 😉 👨⚖👨🏫 {by the way Simon, that was a good Russian accent you did}.
We have a brand of cereal here in Washington state, "Malt O Meal". It has a nice zip lock, if you can open the dang things without ripping half the bag open...
Oh man. Tell me about it!! Soooo gooooood. Full di8sclosure: I work for the Canadian PM and showed him Simon's videos. He may be a fan. We all giggled.
@@brainblaze6526 what really makes this so awesome is seeing this side of you after watching you be nothing but serious for years. It's like running into your favorite teacher at a pub and realizing he is just as much as a bro as you are
@@brainblaze6526 I'm curious...what made you decide on this more casual presentation for Business Blaze? It seems a bit at odds with a channel dedicated to discussing businesses, as well as quite different from the usual professional demeanor that we're used to seeing with Simon...don't get me wrong, I LOVE IT and it keeps me in stitches, just definitely not what one would expect for this sort of content...😅😂
That is definitely the best part about this channel! Hes so put together on every other channel, it's friggin hilarious watching him just ramble like this
@EmperorJuliusCaesar fun fact: the band veruca salt actually got there name from the spoiled little brat girl character in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
I used to have that problem, but I found monk fruit-based sweeteners to be the least offensive with their fruity and sweet taste. I also found mixing Splenda, stevia, and monk fruit helps to confuse my palette enough to keep “chemical” alarm bells from going off.
Yeah, I'm allergic. (Ties in with other food allergies I guess) They make me violently ill. I notice that taste immediately. And then regret whatever choice had me consume it.
@@brainblaze6526 Coffee in the morning, and something a little different at night. But both get me blazed. You should search for The Killer Coffee Company. You may be tempted. It's seriously good, strong coffee.
@@comfortablemisfit4154 And here I thought this channel was for somewhat intelligent people. Then there's you bringing up politics where it was never mentioned.
FYI: You're thinking of the Star Trek: Enterprise episode Carbon Creek, where a Vulcan survey ship crew including T'Pol's great-grandmother crash land near Carbon Creek, Pennsylvania in the 1950's and have to blend in with the locals until they're rescued. T'Pol's great-gran sells Velcro to a company or something for a large sum of money to help send a young friend to university. Apparently, she learned something about compassion from us humans! 😉 Interestingly, one of the other Vulcans was named Mestral, after the actual inventor of Velcro. 🖖😀
@Barbara Mulvaney it's a great episode. Infact all of enterprise is pretty good (and I LOVE TRIP LOL) As long as you arent a person who is going to freak out and be like but that cant have happened because in the original series or in next generation they are seeing this for the first time or that never happened ect ect. My best friend and I have had many fights over this (and especially over the new movies with Chris pine as I try to rationally explain that it's a different timeline and that's why it's different they could technically redo all of star trek ever made but for a new timeline. And he is very headstrong that no that didnt happen spock blah blah blah Kirk blah blah blah....you get the idea. He also truly hates any episode of star trek that involves time travel (which are some of my favorites) he says time travel is impossible, the Vulcan science directorate has said time travel is impossible (yeah. Cause vulcans are always right....pssshhh.....but they are my favs....love you spock....I have always been and shall always be...your fan) So yeah unless you enjoy doing those sorts of fights and seeing what you can find that's right or wrong or how it could be explained/possible or if you are super stuck on original canon then avoid it. But if you can get past that definitely give it a watch... Star Trek Enterprise (Its a prequel to Kirk and the FIRST warp 4 ship that humans are ever taking out into space)
Simon being a goof is my favorite type video! My question is... Does Simon’s wife have to watch UA-cam to get to see her husband with all the channels and videos he does? 😂
He doesn't work ALONE. There is a staff of people that put together these videos, from doing the research, to editing the video, and more, it's a group effort, so no one has to work '30 hours a day.'
Which one? Simon 1.0 has long since retired to Patagonia. The others are all over yt paving the way for the great simon who will gather the masses to resist the coming arthropod hordes, and finally unite humanity against the spiny evil.
Simon, I am loving this new style of hosting you are doing, reading the script straight from the sheet for your audience. It allows the real, humerous, you come out doe all to see. It is, akin to having a conversation with you in relaxed environment. Looking forward to seeing more entertaining videos from you.
this and the black market sand are so far my faves lol. love the delivery, and the appearance that you genuinely have a blast making these vids. thanks for being a great entertainer.
I live in Bradenton, Florida, home of the mail order company Things You Never Knew Existed. Years ago, at a closeout sale, I picked up a bottle of PlayDough scented perfume. It was dead-on. The box was gone and the bottle a little mangled, so I never figured out the manufacturer, but it was produced for the anniversary of the founding of the company. It has to exist out there still.
The patent of velcro is done, But I think they are protecting the trademark. Velcro is a brand name, Like Kleenex is a brand name but not facial tissue. If people start using the brand name more than the real name , you may lose the exclusive right to use/own that name.
Which is why Google themselves never refer to using their search engine as "googling something", only ever calling it "searching". Imagine how catastrophic losing exclusive use of the name Google might be
This has actually happened to a company Aspirin was not the correct name for that particular pain NSAID the correct name was acetylsalicylic acid but Bayer who owned the Trademark for Aspirin failed to properly maintain it and lost it. So when you want Aspirin from the company that invented it in the US the biggest name on the container is Bayer.
I believe Percy had the chocolate bar in his shirt pocket, so no problems down there. And considering that they had Atomic Science kits with real Radioactive Isotopes in the 50's, Play-Doh was tame by comparison.
I worked at a store here in the States called Meijer back in the '90s. We sold a couple of tv's with a remote control locator button. I believe the downfall of that idea was the transition to cable/satellite receiver boxes.
I remember around 1978-79 we had bought one of the first counter top microwave ovens on the market. The Amana Radar Range. Damn thing was nearly 200lbs. ! Also, even if you had a good coal fired furnace in your house the coal dust would settle on everything you owned. With loading coal into the coal bin and shoveling it out and into the furnace it created a fine dust. The reason that you used the play dough like products to clean the wallpaper was because the paper was just that, paper, and it was not sealed so any moisture would make the color run or the paper disintegrate.
You did not have "one of the first" countertop microwaves in 1978. Amana introduced the home microwave in 1967. My parents bought one in 1973. It weighed about 50 pounds. I had a 1975 Radarange until earlier this year. It was quite different from the 1973 one my parents had. Why? Because Amana made many different models. So, your microwave wasn’t early and it didn’t weigh 200 pounds. You just don’t know what you’re talking about.
3:14 to 3:30 .. Best part of my day. I can't stop watching this channel. I love all Whistler channels, and I enjoy this channel because I imagine him interacting in this same manner at the pub.
We had an Amana Radar-Range microwave back in the mid 1960's. It had 2 knobs (0-5 min, and 5-60 min), 3 buttons (on, off, defrost) and a manual locking door. Quite spiffy back in the day.
Simon Whistler normally: Reserved and informative with a hint of humor Simon Whistler unscripted: Dear god, smite me now, remove me from this earth that I might escape this aggravating bald troll of annoyance
I remember a commercial for an off-brand cereal company that was like, "People people feel weird about buying our cereal because it comes in a bag-- But all cereal comes in bags!" Then she snapped her fingers and all the cereal boxes vanished. Totally didn't mention the seal feature. Lost opportunity. Why do I remember this garbage?
not true, its a few (very few) huge bags of cheaper stuff. The boxed stuff does not have ziplock and the entire isle is in boxes but for that tiny bit on the end. So Most no, just the stuff that comes in bags not boxes (even tho there is a bag in the box).
Fun fact: anyone who has a seizure condition is allergic to aspartame as well. And tastes it a lot stronger. No idea what level it becomes dangerous but one can of pop seems safe.
I ran across this channel on accident, due to my high Whistler content and I absolutely love it! Of the 30,000 channels Simon does, I feel this is his most natural.
The issue with coke zero is that the aspartan breaks down pretty quickly which is wh8y most people think coke zero tastes like shit because once the aspartan starts breaking down the entire taste does a 180
No, seriously, I like the other channels, because they're all so informative, but this one... This one has me in stitches 90% of the time! Please, Simon, do go on. This is hilarious! :D
In the US we have resealable serial bags. But it is only on the bargain serial, to make it last longer. High end serial has no need for this sins they want you to buy more. And you can attach a square to your remote.
I am from the same neighborhood where the NRC ( National Research Council of Canada.) where Percy B Spencer did much of his work perfecting the microwave idea, also where professor Hugh LeCaine put together the first voltage controlled synthesizers, great video.
Back in the 80s, my dad had got a microwave and never seeing one before I put an egg in it, cooked it.. nothing happened.. opened the door.. bent down to look at it.. BOOM! extremely hot egg in the face .. I also remember in 89 The microwave took 2 people to carry .
Sometimes water can have that delayed reaction too (jostling it makes it suddenly realize its state change and it goes from not boiling to boiling, sometimes so violently that it can splatter nearby humans). Never witnessed it myself though.
Business Blaze is great to have on in the background while I clean Simon Whistler voice can be very calming as long as the video is not about our current situation hence the Rhona
This is pure gold.. It's like Simon is sooo hiiigh 😂🤣 and ranting too. My new fav channel! PS. Whenever I feel down.. I bindge watch all of the videos 😂 and boom.. Happy time =))
As an uncle, I get comfort in seeing other uncles having estimates on the age of their siblings kids
"My niece, she's..she is about the playdough age" - Simon
"I wish I was smart!"
"I'm a genius!"
Thank you Simon for summoning up my life in two sentences.
Sucralose, the sweetener in Splenda: “Phadnis was told to "test" a chlorinated sugar compound. Phadnis thought Hough asked him to "taste" it, so he did. He found the compound to be exceptionally sweet.”
This was in England. In 1976.
In "Men In Black", Will Smith's character asks how they afford all the stuff, and the response is that the "Men In Black" agency owns a few patents on alien technology - like Velcro and microwaves
and liposuction.
like it was really hard to look at fat and say "can't we just take a vacuum cleaner hose to it?"
Josh Mayne try doing it at home :)
My UA-cam feed is slowly changing to an all-Whistler feed...
Ditto!
His masterplan
Nothing wrong with a little more Whistler in your life
British Colonization, youtube style.
you mean it is now PERFECT!
"You know what does kill you..." I did not see that coming and I laughed so hard. I like this format a lot.
:D
@@brainblaze6526 I don't drink Coke OR Coke zero. I know being fat kills people. Got a noticeable pot-belly, i know 100% i should lose the weight. *WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OF SOMETHING* . 😉 👨⚖👨🏫 {by the way Simon, that was a good Russian accent you did}.
This much more casual set up where we get to see Simon's personality makes him seem soo much younger than he seemed on Today I Found Out lol
@@kevinbooth- and there are 31 years before that which give credence to their statement
He’s an idiot
@@AbsoluteMiniacGena And he doesn't pretend otherwise, at least not on this channel. That's why I like him here, he's just silly and entertaining.
@@AbsoluteMiniacGena Aren't you an arrogant asshole.
Cthulhoop Is that a question? If so, you forgot the question mark. At least I am not an idiot!
We have a brand of cereal here in Washington state, "Malt O Meal". It has a nice zip lock, if you can open the dang things without ripping half the bag open...
We have those here in NC too. I like the cereal. Hate the bags.
made in Minnesota. shipped everywhere
I loved malt o meal.
i didn’t know they still made that
A lot of grocery store brand cereals here have ziplock bags.
ADHD Simon is entertaining. Every 5 seconds he had to look something up. The patch of missing beard kept him focused.
It’s my lucky patch
Simon does have that defense contractor look about him.
Hahaha, I'm not quite sure how to take that.
Simon laughing and having a great time makes me so happy 😆 he’s so hilarious 😂😂😂 I’m dying over here
Glad you think so :)
Oh man. Tell me about it!! Soooo gooooood. Full di8sclosure: I work for the Canadian PM and showed him Simon's videos. He may be a fan. We all giggled.
@@brainblaze6526 what really makes this so awesome is seeing this side of you after watching you be nothing but serious for years. It's like running into your favorite teacher at a pub and realizing he is just as much as a bro as you are
@@brainblaze6526 I'm curious...what made you decide on this more casual presentation for Business Blaze? It seems a bit at odds with a channel dedicated to discussing businesses, as well as quite different from the usual professional demeanor that we're used to seeing with Simon...don't get me wrong, I LOVE IT and it keeps me in stitches, just definitely not what one would expect for this sort of content...😅😂
@@brainblaze6526 i hate it , not even gonna finish this vid i think, and i like his other channels
You remind me of my 8-year-old nephew when he does his "improv" explanations of things. But with more cussing. This is delightful!
Sounds about right for my mental level ;D
He is funny😂
@@brainblaze6526 And I'd tell the Velcro company to *TELL US WHAT THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT IS, DON'T SUE PEOPLE* 🙄😅.
Is it me, or does Simon seem to be on a controlled rampage in these videos?
In the very best way possible. Wonderfully caffeinated!
Simon is a lot more relaxed in these videos than he is for his other channels. He's got me literally laughing out loud. 😂
@@EMurph42 I was wondering what kind of happy juice he was on. ;-)
I now understand why he usually sits at a desk. To contain all that energy.
That is definitely the best part about this channel! Hes so put together on every other channel, it's friggin hilarious watching him just ramble like this
I live in Ukraine and that accent was 90% accurate
I'm 39 and still can't tell the difference between Russian, Serbian, Ukranian and Polish accents :\
@@andyb1653 my bf needed a year to start distinguishe these
@Osama bin laden is not dead Probably not. Are you racist? Probably.
@@Cthulhoop of course he does hatred towards Americans and Jews... gotta hate them Jews
Did the Russians really starve your country
Ziplocked cereal packets exist. They’re just huge.
They should all be ziplocked though. Actually so should flour, pancake mix, potato flakes...anything that you dont use the entire perishable product.
Problem is they usually don't work.
It's more often people don't manage to properly close them. I don't know why.
Occasionally they detach from the bag as well.
Usually the ziploc cereal bags are also the cheaper cereals. Which I like - I'll buy a big bag to snack on, and it lasts a week or so.
Ikr? I've tried everyway...zipping fast, zipping slow, etc. Just scenes from idiocy...
I love your new station!
Completely irreverent and the spastic back and forth with you and Danny’s script is awesome!
No one:
Not a soul:
Simon: "I think I have problem with feet"
:D
Business Blaze I think you outed yourself as having HPV.. I’m pretty sure verruca is a wart caused by HPV
@EmperorJuliusCaesar fun fact: the band veruca salt actually got there name from the spoiled little brat girl character in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
@@XxxgrungyxxX thank you
A Chemist: Someone who washes their hands BEFORE going to the bathroom.
Haha. I'm a chemist, and I read that joke on a bathroom wall about 50 years ago. It's also true.
Dude... I can taste the chemical flavor of all the artificial sweeteners. You're so lucky you can't taste it. For me, it's overpowering.
I used to have that problem, but I found monk fruit-based sweeteners to be the least offensive with their fruity and sweet taste. I also found mixing Splenda, stevia, and monk fruit helps to confuse my palette enough to keep “chemical” alarm bells from going off.
Yeah, I'm allergic. (Ties in with other food allergies I guess) They make me violently ill. I notice that taste immediately. And then regret whatever choice had me consume it.
@@Enadawynn I tend to get sick at my stomach, at the least.
@@averyeml I wish mine were that simple. The sweeteners, on the off chance I don't taste it, make me nauseated.
I can’t use them because they give me a migraine.
This is Business Blaze where Simon has LOTS of caffeine.
I am blazed on caffeine. STRAIGHT TO THE VEINS.
@@brainblaze6526 Coffee in the morning, and something a little different at night. But both get me blazed. You should search for The Killer Coffee Company. You may be tempted. It's seriously good, strong coffee.
You spelled cocaine wrong lol .
😉
No he is on the same thing Trump is
@@comfortablemisfit4154 And here I thought this channel was for somewhat intelligent people. Then there's you bringing up politics where it was never mentioned.
FYI: You're thinking of the Star Trek: Enterprise episode Carbon Creek, where a Vulcan survey ship crew including T'Pol's great-grandmother crash land near Carbon Creek, Pennsylvania in the 1950's and have to blend in with the locals until they're rescued. T'Pol's great-gran sells Velcro to a company or something for a large sum of money to help send a young friend to university. Apparently, she learned something about compassion from us humans! 😉 Interestingly, one of the other Vulcans was named Mestral, after the actual inventor of Velcro. 🖖😀
@Barbara Mulvaney You can on Netflix
@Barbara Mulvaney it's a great episode. Infact all of enterprise is pretty good (and I LOVE TRIP LOL) As long as you arent a person who is going to freak out and be like but that cant have happened because in the original series or in next generation they are seeing this for the first time or that never happened ect ect. My best friend and I have had many fights over this (and especially over the new movies with Chris pine as I try to rationally explain that it's a different timeline and that's why it's different they could technically redo all of star trek ever made but for a new timeline. And he is very headstrong that no that didnt happen spock blah blah blah Kirk blah blah blah....you get the idea. He also truly hates any episode of star trek that involves time travel (which are some of my favorites) he says time travel is impossible, the Vulcan science directorate has said time travel is impossible (yeah. Cause vulcans are always right....pssshhh.....but they are my favs....love you spock....I have always been and shall always be...your fan)
So yeah unless you enjoy doing those sorts of fights and seeing what you can find that's right or wrong or how it could be explained/possible or if you are super stuck on original canon then avoid it. But if you can get past that definitely give it a watch...
Star Trek Enterprise
(Its a prequel to Kirk and the FIRST warp 4 ship that humans are ever taking out into space)
Came here to say this
Simon being a goof is my favorite type video! My question is... Does Simon’s wife have to watch UA-cam to get to see her husband with all the channels and videos he does? 😂
The velcro invention was an episode of Enterprise, a Star Trek series.
Carbon Creek
Cooked dick?
"Das ist mein Teil!"
"NEIN!"
Thanks for reminding me of the horror.
Wasn't expecting a Rammstein comment here of all places, good job
Simon, that’s a crazy ass channel I really enjoyed. Ok, I love the other ones as well!
Simon: It's probably like gangrene, with feet falling off.
Simon: I'm going to look it up.
Simon: *panicking*
THAT WAS AN AWESOME RUSSIAN ACCENT!
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought so. Idk why he thought it was rubbish 🤷♂️
@@danr.1299 Simon knows he's the man. He's just humble as fuck.
I thought it was a really good Russian accent too
+100
Bonus fact: Simon works 30 hours a day.
Can we bottle that and sell it?
@@travismastin2374
Rub him in oil, make him wrestle in dust, scrape( and exfoliate) and it's also aphrodisiac.
@@fionafiona1146 You: "Hey Andy, you want some of this shit? It works great"
Me (knowing how it's made now): ".......I'm good"
He doesn't work ALONE. There is a staff of people that put together these videos, from doing the research, to editing the video, and more, it's a group effort, so no one has to work '30 hours a day.'
Which one?
Simon 1.0 has long since retired to Patagonia. The others are all over yt paving the way for the great simon who will gather the masses to resist the coming arthropod hordes, and finally unite humanity against the spiny evil.
Lmao I love all your channels an just have to say you really got something here with this one
Simon, I am loving this new style of hosting you are doing, reading the script straight from the sheet for your audience. It allows the real, humerous, you come out doe all to see. It is, akin to having a conversation with you in relaxed environment. Looking forward to seeing more entertaining videos from you.
12:40 and here we see a rare historical moment, of our revered leader before Vessi came unto him and rendered his feet forever dry.
this and the black market sand are so far my faves lol. love the delivery, and the appearance that you genuinely have a blast making these vids. thanks for being a great entertainer.
I live in Bradenton, Florida, home of the mail order company Things You Never Knew Existed. Years ago, at a closeout sale, I picked up a bottle of PlayDough scented perfume. It was dead-on. The box was gone and the bottle a little mangled, so I never figured out the manufacturer, but it was produced for the anniversary of the founding of the company. It has to exist out there still.
Amazing.
Demeter Fragrance Library. They still make it!
Velcro was "invented" by a Vulcan during a crash landing on Earth during the 50's. It was an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise.
The patent of velcro is done, But I think they are protecting the trademark. Velcro is a brand name, Like Kleenex is a brand name but not facial tissue. If people start using the brand name more than the real name , you may lose the exclusive right to use/own that name.
Which is why Google themselves never refer to using their search engine as "googling something", only ever calling it "searching". Imagine how catastrophic losing exclusive use of the name Google might be
This has actually happened to a company Aspirin was not the correct name for that particular pain NSAID the correct name was acetylsalicylic acid but Bayer who owned the Trademark for Aspirin failed to properly maintain it and lost it. So when you want Aspirin from the company that invented it in the US the biggest name on the container is Bayer.
I am totally loving over-caffeinated, or maybe 5 beers in, swearing Simon.
"I wish I was smart....." lol
I believe Percy had the chocolate bar in his shirt pocket, so no problems down there. And considering that they had Atomic Science kits with real Radioactive Isotopes in the 50's, Play-Doh was tame by comparison.
Romy & Michelle invented Post-Its 😁
I like seeing Simon acting like himself.
I love the more relaxed and swearing Simon...
I worked at a store here in the States called Meijer back in the '90s. We sold a couple of tv's with a remote control locator button. I believe the downfall of that idea was the transition to cable/satellite receiver boxes.
"I will cut him some slack. It was 1879. They didn't know stuff" 😆😆😆
The rant on aspartame 🙌🏻 thank you Simon!!!!
Is this a new channel where Simon does a line of blow and a couple tokes of weed, "for science", and it's all outtakes?
I like it.
I remember around 1978-79 we had bought one of the first counter top microwave ovens on the market. The Amana Radar Range. Damn thing was nearly 200lbs. ! Also, even if you had a good coal fired furnace in your house the coal dust would settle on everything you owned. With loading coal into the coal bin and shoveling it out and into the furnace it created a fine dust. The reason that you used the play dough like products to clean the wallpaper was because the paper was just that, paper, and it was not sealed so any moisture would make the color run or the paper disintegrate.
You did not have "one of the first" countertop microwaves in 1978. Amana introduced the home microwave in 1967. My parents bought one in 1973. It weighed about 50 pounds. I had a 1975 Radarange until earlier this year. It was quite different from the 1973 one my parents had. Why? Because Amana made many different models.
So, your microwave wasn’t early and it didn’t weigh 200 pounds. You just don’t know what you’re talking about.
Kellogg's does do Ziploc cereal bags, at least here in Germany. It's on their crunchy muesli.
Like the more relaxed, spontaneous nature of this channel. Very interesting and engaging. Very good!
Glad you’re enjoying it :)
it was an episode of star trek enterprise "Carbon Creek" where one of the characters "created" Velcro.
3:14 to 3:30 .. Best part of my day. I can't stop watching this channel. I love all Whistler channels, and I enjoy this channel because I imagine him interacting in this same manner at the pub.
About right yeah.
this is what happens when you do coke and weed at the same time.
And crack.
@@brainblaze6526 you forgot the LSD
Bryce Newsome just do pcp, its all of them at once!
@@rooseveltbrentwood9654 with some bath salts thrown in for good measure
Business Blaze? More like Business Blazed.
I LOVE this channel! Simon is so funny! I fully expected him to snort with laughter. Keep it up, Simon, this is definitely a hit. ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you! :)
Pretty sure he is BLAZED>>>
love all you and your team do
Absolutely ❤LOVE❤ the new format Simon!!! It's good to see you cut up and be so informal and laughing instead of always so serious! Keep it up! 👐
This is fun. I loved it
Glad you enjoyed :)
We had an Amana Radar-Range microwave back in the mid 1960's. It had 2 knobs (0-5 min, and 5-60 min), 3 buttons (on, off, defrost) and a manual locking door. Quite spiffy back in the day.
I like the brainfood'esce quick clip at the beginning
Simon Whistler normally: Reserved and informative with a hint of humor
Simon Whistler unscripted: Dear god, smite me now, remove me from this earth that I might escape this aggravating bald troll of annoyance
Captain Picard's teacup!
Thoroughly amazing Simon! I really enjoy your new Channel.
Most off brand cereal in America comes in giant bags that are zip lock bags
And they taste better than the name brand!!! And have amazing names like tutti frooties for fruit loops.
Yep I buy them all the time the cold stone flavor is awesome! And yes ziplock 👍
I remember a commercial for an off-brand cereal company that was like, "People people feel weird about buying our cereal because it comes in a bag-- But all cereal comes in bags!" Then she snapped her fingers and all the cereal boxes vanished. Totally didn't mention the seal feature. Lost opportunity. Why do I remember this garbage?
not true, its a few (very few) huge bags of cheaper stuff. The boxed stuff does not have ziplock and the entire isle is in boxes but for that tiny bit on the end. So Most no, just the stuff that comes in bags not boxes (even tho there is a bag in the box).
Hey Simon!! Love your blaze channel. Thanks 🙏
Aspartame is definitely noticable in the taste... The aftertaste in particular is unbearable...
I've learned to ignore it, but it did take a while to get used to the taste
Fun fact: anyone who has a seizure condition is allergic to aspartame as well. And tastes it a lot stronger. No idea what level it becomes dangerous but one can of pop seems safe.
@@WildBluntHickok that probably explains it then... I have been known to have seizures with the wrong stimulation...
I ran across this channel on accident, due to my high Whistler content and I absolutely love it! Of the 30,000 channels Simon does, I feel this is his most natural.
I think the Velcro thing was in an episode of "Enterprise."
Yes, that’s it!
@@brainblaze6526 that was one of the few episodes I ever watched.
From Season 2 Episode 2 -- Carbon Creek.
"Carbon Creek" - one of Enterprise's best episodes.
My parents had a 40in tube tv in the 80s, it was huge and heavy. It had beeper to find the remote.
😂 😂 😂 High five Simon..... as I sip my Coke Zero.
I LOVE this channel. You are able to be free to be yourself. This is the best channel you host because you are just having fun. Great stuff.
Tiny aspartame taste? Maybe my tastebuds are just more sensitive, but I always notice aspartame and I dislike the flavour.
I prefer saccharine to aspartame. If i am drinking a diet soda I go for Tab before Coke zero or other diets.
I love this video, and I absolutely love the format!
I think that the coffee mug become a part of this video.
The issue with coke zero is that the aspartan breaks down pretty quickly which is wh8y most people think coke zero tastes like shit because once the aspartan starts breaking down the entire taste does a 180
This is what I was missing in life
“Because you know what will kill you... being f*cking fat” 😂😂 with Simon the bleeps make it even funnier
You gotta look up the "What If" on xkcd about microwaves.
This is my favorite channel with Simon Whistler ever! I still am concerned about the name tho lol friggin Glen Beck. But you guys are awesome.
My brain is just so so confused at seeing this side of Simon.
No, seriously, I like the other channels, because they're all so informative, but this one... This one has me in stitches 90% of the time! Please, Simon, do go on. This is hilarious! :D
In the US we have resealable serial bags. But it is only on the bargain serial, to make it last longer. High end serial has no need for this sins they want you to buy more.
And you can attach a square to your remote.
Cereal
Since
Name brand cereal is coming out with ziploc bag cereal bags.
*Since
That being said it was awesome to see you let loose and see your more natural self come through. A great
video in that respect.
Simon: I wish I was smart.
Raytheon: Ya, we did too.
Shut your fool mouth.
Zappa Wench Remember, wisdom is the domain of the wiz........
Simon is so funny on this channel! And the writer and editor. Thank you!!! Please keep on.
Hidden Talents: Accents. ✅
I am from the same neighborhood where the NRC ( National Research Council of Canada.) where Percy B Spencer did much of his work perfecting the microwave idea, also where professor Hugh LeCaine put together the first voltage controlled synthesizers, great video.
I like the other whistler but I think I like this one more...
raw comedic talent + interesting factoids = really entertaining! love it!
I like this version of Simon. It's more human.
By far my favorite channel of yours I've watched every video I hope to see more of them
i always HATED the smell of play-doh, even as a kid, it always made me feel nauseous 🤢
Good to know 😄
Simon..... A champ for looking up Trench Foot.... Legend!
Back in the 80s, my dad had got a microwave and never seeing one before I put an egg in it, cooked it.. nothing happened.. opened the door.. bent down to look at it.. BOOM! extremely hot egg in the face .. I also remember in 89 The microwave took 2 people to carry .
Sometimes water can have that delayed reaction too (jostling it makes it suddenly realize its state change and it goes from not boiling to boiling, sometimes so violently that it can splatter nearby humans). Never witnessed it myself though.
Never liked artificial sweeteners before. I’m certainly not touching them now.
Thnx for the info Simon.
A microwave does NOT`cook from the inside out.
It's not intentionally designed to do so but it often does because the inside held it's moisture better than the surface did.
Business Blaze is great to have on in the background while I clean Simon Whistler voice can be very calming as long as the video is not about our current situation hence the Rhona
these videos are mental, i'm totally hooked
This is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
Especially when drunk.....
I just enjoyed how happy you were during this video
This is pure gold.. It's like Simon is sooo hiiigh 😂🤣 and ranting too. My new fav channel!
PS. Whenever I feel down.. I bindge watch all of the videos 😂 and boom.. Happy time =))
Danny writes good scripts. Simon's already in the studio. The lights are on. Why not?
Subscribed.
Love this format Simon. Another great channel. Seriously is there any other channel you have that I’m not subscribed too? ☺️☺️
Sylvia Forjoe he has at least 6 channels that I know of