The Absurd 2nd Century Space Opera You'll Never Read

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  • @austinmcconnell
    @austinmcconnell  2 роки тому +721

    Hi there. I'm making a movie, and I need your help: bit.ly/GOATLAS

    • @user-wj9vu4fl6p
      @user-wj9vu4fl6p 2 роки тому +17

      cope

    • @schristy3637
      @schristy3637 2 роки тому +8

      Love the vid. Someone needs to make this in to a Movie or TV show. It's KRAZY FUN!!!

    • @DR-nh6oo
      @DR-nh6oo 2 роки тому +6

      i8 No man is an island, cope with the fact you exist by the grace of others, one way or another.

    • @espnch140
      @espnch140 2 роки тому +5

      This should be a movie

    • @faarsight
      @faarsight 2 роки тому +2

      Pleeease learn how to pronounce Samosata, it's painful to listen to the way you say it.

  • @matt92hun
    @matt92hun 2 роки тому +16289

    Not only did he write about space, he also ended on a cliffhanger and never made a sequel. He was truly way ahead of his time.

    • @javieranglada83
      @javieranglada83 2 роки тому +834

      Netflix looking for ideas for 1-season series: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!"

    • @Retrovorious
      @Retrovorious 2 роки тому +301

      If it’s made into a movie I’ll watch it.

    • @LegoGBlok
      @LegoGBlok 2 роки тому +166

      @@Retrovorious Says about 1 billion people :) - the reason why people eat anything whats been fed to them today. Lucian living today would be the richest man alive, his movies would make hundreds of millions each, like every marvel and dc movie are making...

    • @olivercuenca4109
      @olivercuenca4109 2 роки тому +125

      George RR Martin isn’t the innovator we thought he was then!

    • @Retrovorious
      @Retrovorious 2 роки тому +79

      @@LegoGBlok Yes there are people who just consume everything without thinking but that’s not the same for everyone. Just because I watch everything doesn’t mean I’ll approve of everything. One needs to experience something before appraisal. Those who dismiss something without even looking at it are not the deepest thinkers.

  • @feralcyborggaming1531
    @feralcyborggaming1531 2 роки тому +3747

    "I confidently pronounce that truthfully, I lie"
    How ballsy to tell people everything you're about to say is false and then follow it up with "stay tuned for part 2". I love it.

    • @eugenionegro5929
      @eugenionegro5929 2 роки тому +116

      this is an old old trope. in arabic oral tradition "there was, there was not a girl named..."

    • @error_4302
      @error_4302 2 роки тому +93

      I know right!
      Him: "I made it up"
      Them: "OUTRAGEOUS!"

    • @Stain3610
      @Stain3610 2 роки тому +11

      500th like!, I'm indifferent to this comment but it hurt seeing 499 likes and I just thought you should know

    • @Hoi4o
      @Hoi4o 2 роки тому +28

      Well, he lied about that too, because he never wrote a "Part 2" :D

    • @antoniobivins6915
      @antoniobivins6915 2 роки тому +11

      Now I know where Mel brooks history of the world stole their ending from🤣

  • @alexstrickler6209
    @alexstrickler6209 2 роки тому +3231

    Sounds like Lucian would have loved hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

    • @TommyBKWL
      @TommyBKWL 2 роки тому +298

      someone better go back in time and give him a copy

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +286

      @@TommyBKWL Somebody already did that. A fan of A True Story came from the future gave a Lucian copy of a mysterious book from the future, and Lucian liked it so much it inspired him to write A True Story.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 2 роки тому +94

      you mean hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is based on this loosely

    • @indfnt5590
      @indfnt5590 2 роки тому +61

      Yooo. It’s so fucked. A man WAY ahead of his time. Trapped within time.

    • @luminomancer5992
      @luminomancer5992 2 роки тому +50

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 and of course the book was also in Greek, as is standard.

  • @Gabriel64468
    @Gabriel64468 2 роки тому +2238

    Big fan of having an unimagineably large battle with millions dying only for the kings afterwards to decide "yknow we could also just be friends".

    • @BC_VORTEX_CHANNEL
      @BC_VORTEX_CHANNEL Рік тому +92

      Kinda like when Darth Vader saved Luke from the Emperor and suddenly Vader is forgiven for murdering millions of people when he blew up that planet with the Death Star.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Рік тому +69

      Monarchy moment

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss Рік тому +54

      That's how it happens all the time.

    • @subliminalfalllenangel2108
      @subliminalfalllenangel2108 Рік тому +46

      That pretty much summed up the relationship between Monarch England and Monarch France, for a short while.

    • @Audentior_Ito
      @Audentior_Ito Рік тому +52

      I'd imagine that was intended as a commentary on Classical Greek politics, where that did occur.

  • @johnpooky84
    @johnpooky84 2 роки тому +2807

    I first heard the line "There are no women on the Moon", in Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged. I figured it was a reference to something, but I had no idea that it would be a 2000-year old sci-fi story.

    • @sertaki
      @sertaki 2 роки тому +25

      @Account deleted on September 11th Did you watch this video? It's from the titular 2nd century sci-fi tale.

    • @sertaki
      @sertaki 2 роки тому +12

      @Account deleted on September 11th ah ok, this was just a case of rounding to a larger number :D

    • @Bundalaba
      @Bundalaba 2 роки тому +61

      Gotta respect people who did their research

    • @OopisDoopis
      @OopisDoopis 2 роки тому +14

      do you know which episode it was?

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 2 роки тому +41

      this book along with lots of old mythology often finds itself being secretly referenced all the time

  • @Game_Hero
    @Game_Hero 2 роки тому +3894

    The fact everyone speaks greek feels like the "you speak the universal language, english" joke before its time (aka isolated aliens from distant space that, even upon first meeting mankind, are nontheless already fluent in English for some reason).

    • @Marshallreall
      @Marshallreall 2 роки тому +346

      Some pieces of fiction handle this well
      In Dragon Ball, everyone speaks Japanese because it’s the language that the gods speak, and they created the planets

    • @commit7059
      @commit7059 2 роки тому +182

      One example I can think of off the top of my head that doesn't follow that rule is Stargate the 1994 movie, the abydonians speak a version of ancient Egyptian (which Daniel is able to translate after finding the differences) however in the show follow up sg1 Daniel must have taught the whole galaxy English, because most of the time thats what everyone speaks, in my opinion it kinda ruins the magic a little bit, though I can see how it would be hard for only 1 team member to talk to the inhabitants of other worlds.

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 2 роки тому +81

      Conlangs are hard

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 2 роки тому +105

      babel fish, babel fish everywhere

    • @jameswhitley4101
      @jameswhitley4101 2 роки тому +110

      @@commit7059 Yeah, they tried to stick with it for a couple episodes but realized that it kind of bogged down the adventure plot a lot. The in-universe justification for the retcon was, if I recall, that there were translator microbes in the Stargate that eventually allowed them to understand languages. But really it they were just trying to simplify the stories.

  • @markymark7247
    @markymark7247 2 роки тому +15193

    "There are no women on the moon."
    In Lucian's defense, this is still entirely correct.

    • @tirthankarmishra1420
      @tirthankarmishra1420 2 роки тому +357

      wait for 2 years nasa's moon mission will prove lucian wrong

    • @kiwiwasoncehere3623
      @kiwiwasoncehere3623 2 роки тому +102

      It's better there, men will learn to asexually reproduce given enough time on la Lune

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 2 роки тому +561

      @@kiwiwasoncehere3623 they'll die before they even become a pregnant femboy or something idk

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 2 роки тому +135

      And women still haven't been to the moon either...

    • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
      @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana 2 роки тому +6

      @@kiwiwasoncehere3623 Maybe they have to reproduce with animals using special God-given sperm and then feel bad about themselves.

  • @kuroazrael2069
    @kuroazrael2069 Рік тому +658

    "I confidently pronounce that truthfully, I lie" That was cleaver

    • @Vidchemy
      @Vidchemy Рік тому +43

      "cleaver" - he hatcheted the truth 😉😄

    • @Natty183
      @Natty183 Рік тому +9

      @@Vidchemy 😂

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 Рік тому +3

      " The greatest lie of all "... He said at the start that it was all a lie.

  • @emilyrln
    @emilyrln 2 роки тому +530

    Things I was not expecting in the first sci-fi story ever written:
    1. mpreg
    2. a city of sentient lamps

    • @elizabethfletcher1487
      @elizabethfletcher1487 2 роки тому +42

      Crazy how the idea of AI was already basically fully formed.

    • @IceHibiscus
      @IceHibiscus 2 роки тому +34

      Honestly, I was more enthralled by the lamps than I probably had any right to be.

    • @wyrmh0le
      @wyrmh0le 2 роки тому +38

      @@elizabethfletcher1487 What is AI, if not anthropomorphization persevering?

    • @beaub152
      @beaub152 2 роки тому +7

      You expected every other part?

    • @mikosoft
      @mikosoft 2 роки тому +1

      You're passing this off way too lightly :D

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees 2 роки тому +5568

    This is absolutely incredible. We need more stories of "whatever shit I could make up on the spot to make fun of my contemporaries" in pop culture.

    • @davidrees1840
      @davidrees1840 2 роки тому +142

      Try Rick and Morty "dimensional cable" episodes.

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 2 роки тому +25

      Damn Huggbees, this must be a good watch then.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 2 роки тому +61

      i feel like thats pretty common nowadays.

    • @noop9k
      @noop9k 2 роки тому +24

      I read him years ago. Did not feel irrelevant. Especially criticism of cults.

    • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
      @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 2 роки тому +28

      A True Story by Lucian
      An Actually True Story by Huggbees

  • @MONEYPYROgaming
    @MONEYPYROgaming 2 роки тому +3330

    "This is Lucien's greatest lie of all". That scholar was so damn disappointed that he never wrote another book

    • @astrinymris9953
      @astrinymris9953 2 роки тому +267

      The world's first cult fan.😉

    • @Friska_Rexie
      @Friska_Rexie 2 роки тому +245

      I would be too man, it'd be like if LOTR ended at Two Towers.

    • @merseyviking
      @merseyviking 2 роки тому +124

      What's worse is there would be... fanfic 😱

    • @poep85
      @poep85 2 роки тому +94

      @@merseyviking haha :) maybe he purposely said he'd make a sequel and then didn't: it would force his fans to use their imagination and create fan fiction

    • @lifemattersnot
      @lifemattersnot 2 роки тому +19

      @@poep85 I'd like to think that was true. I think the celestial city was a really cool version of heaven.

  • @viridiantheforest1037
    @viridiantheforest1037 Рік тому +373

    I love how it sounds like the scholar is so miffed. Like he was really into it and was upset about being left on a cliffhanger.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Рік тому +28

      Being left orphan after the story ends is no joke.
      Today the scholar would complain about the endless sequels

  • @JuniperJadePR
    @JuniperJadePR 2 роки тому +6778

    It's amazing to know that sequel baiting has been a thing since ancient times.

    •  2 роки тому +458

      i think we will have a sequel this year... i can feel it.

    • @JuniperJadePR
      @JuniperJadePR 2 роки тому +336

      @ It's been centuries but I think you're right.

    • @palmerharrison7660
      @palmerharrison7660 2 роки тому +265

      @@JuniperJadePR I mean, it'll probably come out before Half-life 3.

    • @PrototypeSpaceMonkey
      @PrototypeSpaceMonkey 2 роки тому +98

      @@palmerharrison7660 Or the second season of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt.

    •  2 роки тому +49

      @@PrototypeSpaceMonkey or promised neverland season 2. NO THAT ONE DOESNT COUNT.

  • @leftygurl
    @leftygurl 2 роки тому +6033

    i love this so much, he starts it out by saying “this is a bit, im doing a bit” and proceeds to write the weirdest story ever, and knowing the kind of shit people would spew about foreign lands way back then, it’s absolutely hilarious

    • @leftygurl
      @leftygurl 2 роки тому +535

      and the fact that he ends it with a sequel hook he never followed up on? absolute gold, pure class mate

    • @that1guy899
      @that1guy899 2 роки тому +174

      @@leftygurl the man knew how to make sure he stays relevant on peoples minds! 👌

    • @Twisted_Logic
      @Twisted_Logic 2 роки тому +203

      Yo, I've been to India and they have plants that grow whole-ass SHEEP. I swear!

    • @mrgreenskypiano
      @mrgreenskypiano 2 роки тому +66

      @@Twisted_Logic Can confirm. Your sequel should be on how to take care of them, though - I never really figured that part out.

    • @ezrarichardson279
      @ezrarichardson279 2 роки тому +64

      A lot of the satire in the context of this kind of holds up! If I understood all the references then this would be hilarious!

  • @Dirtyblue929
    @Dirtyblue929 2 роки тому +1412

    12:35 - That's one reference that _wasn't_ lost to time! Cloudcuckooland is from Aristophanes' satirical play _The Birds,_ in which the birds of the earth decide to build a city in the clouds and blockade the air so that the steam of humanity's sacrifices to the gods can't reach the heavens, starving the gods out and forcing them to negotiate a deal with the new kingdom of birds.

    • @stuchly1
      @stuchly1 2 роки тому +94

      Wow. 🤣

    • @austinmcconnell
      @austinmcconnell  2 роки тому +849

      Ahhh. So it's all a part of the Ancient Greece Cinematic Universe, eh?

    • @LegoDude3258
      @LegoDude3258 2 роки тому +121

      And there is Cloud Cuckoo Land from the Lego Movie.

    • @ghostbeebuilds
      @ghostbeebuilds 2 роки тому +24

      Also Banjo Tooie

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 2 роки тому +47

      @@austinmcconnell you can actually find 'Cloudcuckooland as a still-existing trope today!

  • @sonyamiller5504
    @sonyamiller5504 Рік тому +984

    dang its been over a thousand years and this mans jokes are still landing. legend

    • @ServoTom
      @ServoTom Рік тому +34

      Almost 2000 years ago. He apparently lived from 125 ce to 180 ce.

  • @Jedijax7
    @Jedijax7 2 роки тому +3910

    OH. MY. GOD. This is has Monty Python written all over it! How has it never been turned into a movie?! I guarantee 80% of the satire is still relevant nowadays!!

    • @nikguimont8546
      @nikguimont8546 2 роки тому +351

      It has the same overly well written nonsense vibe

    • @ooooowwussthaataseloik2866
      @ooooowwussthaataseloik2866 2 роки тому +258

      The Adventures of Baron Munchausen seems to be based off of this and there is a movie. It's pretty good. There also is an old Baron Munchausen cartoon movie.

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 2 роки тому +16

      @@ooooowwussthaataseloik2866 interesting

    • @Maldoror2112
      @Maldoror2112 2 роки тому +60

      @@ooooowwussthaataseloik2866 I have one which is a combination of live-action and animation. It was made back in the 60's and depicts a cosmonaut landing on the moon and meeting Baron Munchausen along with other historical figures.

    • @EvenTheDogAgrees
      @EvenTheDogAgrees 2 роки тому +47

      Also reminds me a bit of the early sci-fi like Barbarella and Flash Gordon.

  • @Bitterjackal
    @Bitterjackal 2 роки тому +1612

    I really love this Lucian dude. Absolutely giving no F's and calling out everyone else's bulls*** by outdoing them at their own game. Satire really hasn't changed.

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 2 роки тому +68

      I completely agree guy gave no fucks and just called out everyone I've never respected a dead guy more than I do now

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 2 роки тому +12

      He was the Bill Hicks of his time

    • @BurnDoubt
      @BurnDoubt 2 роки тому

      I bet Phil Hendrie was a voice in his head, wow

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 2 роки тому +3

      Well if like Greeks that give no fucks boy do I have a philosopher for you.... Diogenes

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 2 роки тому

      the boys

  • @jared_bowden
    @jared_bowden 2 роки тому +1050

    12:37 For those interested, "Cloud Cuckoo Land" is a reference to another Greek absurdist satire, "The Birds", by Aristophanes. Its about some guys who team up with a bunch of birds to build a rival heaven and try to out-compete the Olympian Gods, very 'in the style' of this work.

    • @sertaki
      @sertaki 2 роки тому +72

      Interesting, I had no idea where the phrase "Cloud Cuckoo Land" came from - and it's definitely used here and there in German.

    • @marxvargas7697
      @marxvargas7697 2 роки тому +56

      I heard the term "Cloud Cuckoo Land" in Lego Movie 1.

    • @selene6.238
      @selene6.238 2 роки тому +13

      @@marxvargas7697 lol thats what i was thinking of too

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 2 роки тому +8

      Now that phrase makes sense

    • @marxvargas7697
      @marxvargas7697 2 роки тому +12

      @@selene6.238 I remember it in Morgan Freeman's voice.

  • @DigitalVanquish
    @DigitalVanquish Рік тому +452

    I was genuinely beaming all the way through the story. It was so unique and creative, and so fascinatingly clever. It was so fresh, despite being nearly 2000 years old. I loved it.

  • @hegotleggy
    @hegotleggy 2 роки тому +1629

    this feels like an entire season of star trek being crammed into one book and im here for it

    • @amandajones661
      @amandajones661 2 роки тому +35

      Me too! I would totally watch this as a movie!

    • @dougfowler1368
      @dougfowler1368 2 роки тому +100

      Yeah, when those two guys kiss the trees and got turned into trees themselves, right away I thought, "he even has redshirted ensigns." :-)

    • @elijahblechman8633
      @elijahblechman8633 2 роки тому +14

      TOS Was wild.

    • @sarasteege2265
      @sarasteege2265 2 роки тому +6

      I was thinking it had a Baron Munchausen-esque craziness to it, and would totally watch this as a film. :D

    • @robertfrank16
      @robertfrank16 2 роки тому +12

      Star Trek but instead of Picard it's Pythagoras.

  • @grey3247
    @grey3247 2 роки тому +1257

    Fun fact, calf of the leg was an ancient euphemism for a man's family jewels (which itself is a euphemism), similar to how Zeus after accidentally un-existing Dyonisus' mom while she was pregnant with him, he grabbed fetus Dyo and let him finish developing by sewing him to the "calf of his leg"

    • @cashkromsupernerd1193
      @cashkromsupernerd1193 2 роки тому +301

      "Accidentally unexisting" is my new favorite phrase

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 2 роки тому +77

      that explains a whole lot

    • @reinegrace7045
      @reinegrace7045 2 роки тому +41

      OMG, that's the same in my mother tongue.

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 2 роки тому +103

      A lot of genital-focused body horror in Greek myth, between Zeus, his grandpa Uranos, and poor Cerberus
      edit: Somehow I forgot abt Priapas, the worst of all

    • @rmwf8836
      @rmwf8836 2 роки тому +30

      That's way worse than what I imagined lmao

  • @flipadavis
    @flipadavis 2 роки тому +1404

    Lucian of Samosata, the father of the legal rider: “This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

    • @jggouvea
      @jggouvea 2 роки тому +96

      And that was his first lie...

    • @lindamaemullins5151
      @lindamaemullins5151 2 роки тому +12

      😂

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 2 роки тому +11

      ironically saying amen to this

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 2 роки тому +50

      "Any similarity to persons or actual events is coincidental", rather in Lucian's case, it is fully intended.

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 2 роки тому +6

      Oh, that concept has existed since theater was first invented.

  • @Trafoder
    @Trafoder 2 роки тому +1558

    “Lucian finds his lamp and asks him how his family is doing back home.” Can’t believe he also mocked Dante 12 centuries in advance.

    • @Raphe9000
      @Raphe9000 Рік тому +426

      *Travels deep into the depths of Hell and comes across a man enduring the most gruesome of tortures imaginable*
      "Hello sir, could you please enlighten me on the current sociopolitical status of Florence?"

    • @alexanderzippel8809
      @alexanderzippel8809 Рік тому +124

      @@Raphe9000 What is hell compared to the current political situation of Florence?

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Рік тому +13

      @@Raphe9000 See, you are in hell. Thus it proves that I am right 12 centuries later.

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Рік тому +25

      @@alexanderzippel8809 Dante writed The Divine Comedy as his travel through Hell, Purgatory and Heaven. How convenient is that his political enemies are in Hell, don't you think?

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith Рік тому +12

      So Dante was a _plagiarist?_ I thought he was an original, but Lucius cleans his clock!

  • @MrHighlife
    @MrHighlife 2 роки тому +3157

    "They meet other seamen who were swallowed too"
    Austin, I refuse to believe this phrasing was on accident.

    • @RST
      @RST 2 роки тому +127

      added by the translator most likely

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 2 роки тому +65

      It had to be intentional

    • @MrHighlife
      @MrHighlife 2 роки тому +33

      holy shit this is the most likes I've ever gotten on anything in my life lol

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 роки тому +53

      I'm pretty sure seamen and semen weren't homophones in ancient Greek

    • @MrHighlife
      @MrHighlife 2 роки тому +21

      @@Backinblackbunny009 wooosh

  • @greg8996
    @greg8996 2 роки тому +616

    Lucian put himself in a crazy fiction where he goes in every part of the known universe and meets gods and very famous people in history before Dante did it in the Divine Comedy, what a mad lad.

    • @anderty4088
      @anderty4088 2 роки тому +24

      Very well done point about Dante and comedy. Great story is remembered. But great satire is legendary!

    • @arturhashmi6281
      @arturhashmi6281 2 роки тому +23

      @@anderty4088 Lucian was well-known in rennaisance Europe even more in Victorian times, inspired picaresque lit, pinocchio, decameron and many other classic books

    • @CassandrashadowcassMorrison
      @CassandrashadowcassMorrison 2 роки тому +5

      To be fair Dante visited the lands of the dead which technically lie OUTSIDE the known universe.

    • @arturhashmi6281
      @arturhashmi6281 2 роки тому +2

      @@CassandrashadowcassMorrison how can you tell this after "to be fair".

    • @noble300000
      @noble300000 2 роки тому +7

      The whole time i was watching this video all i could think was "I wonder if Dante ever heard of this story?"

  • @AlexDreemurr
    @AlexDreemurr 2 роки тому +934

    I would unironically love to see this modernized into a movie.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 2 роки тому +17

      Same...

    • @marcparella
      @marcparella 2 роки тому +45

      It has been... every B sci-fi movie originated from this book. Giant insects from space?

    • @AlexDreemurr
      @AlexDreemurr 2 роки тому +67

      @@marcparella as literally as possible.
      I know what the average sci-fi movie is, it's not like I would have really cared about this video if I didn't.
      I said I wanted *this* story in a movie, not soklme watered down average sci-fi you would see on the CW.

    • @sudimara7731
      @sudimara7731 2 роки тому +26

      I want to see it as surreal animation

    • @TheZapan99
      @TheZapan99 2 роки тому +25

      You can watch the 1981 French-Japanese anime Ulysses 31, that loosely adapted the Odyssey into a space opera with a prog rock soundtrack.

  • @lunadiggorytennant
    @lunadiggorytennant Рік тому +478

    As someone that had to study ancient greek and latin literature we never actually got past mentioning Lucian and his 'A true story', but there is one bit that I read on my own that, again, as someone studying greek literature is still the funniest thing to me: Lucian meeting Homer (the writer on the Hiliad) and asking him why the book starts with the word 'Rage' and he is just 'Dunno, I just felt like it, y'know', 'cause like... Damn, has that detail been over analyzed to death.

    • @1klan
      @1klan Рік тому +1

      How do i look this up

    • @lunadiggorytennant
      @lunadiggorytennant Рік тому +14

      @@1klan you might try typing on Google some key words like 'Lucian A True Story Homer' and see if anything shows up for you!

    • @1klan
      @1klan Рік тому +3

      @@lunadiggorytennant thanks man

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Рік тому +23

      Didn't Tolkien say he was befuddled at how everything he wrote managed to connect in the end and not seem random or something?

    • @mohammedmclovin4450
      @mohammedmclovin4450 Рік тому +5

      ​@@JonatasAdoM Well, not EVERYTHING... Mind our dearest Tom Bombadil.

  • @4fives992
    @4fives992 2 роки тому +2243

    Lucian was so sick of travelogues and nitpicky political debates cluttering his Ancient Greek bookstore equivalent he wrote an outlandish tongue-in-cheek tale. Meanwhile I recall the the travel blogs and lukewarm political takes cluttering up my UA-cam rec page. The more things change the more they stay the same. 😄

    • @darkfruit2412
      @darkfruit2412 2 роки тому +203

      him talking about how people lie about travelogues is literally the state of vlog culture today lol

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 2 роки тому +103

      He was even parodying Christians (specifically the death of a martyr) when they were just one among many random religious movements. Truly ahead of his time.

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 2 роки тому +33

      I was just thinking, the only reason there aren't books like that now is because there are much better ways to distribute that sort of information

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 2 роки тому +57

      @@merrittanimation7721 the concept of the martyr was around long before Christ was.....Prometheus was a martyr, he was the demigod who gave humanity fire and was punished for defying the gods?? ugh

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 2 роки тому +31

      @@Red_Lanterns_Rage Prometheus is no demigod, he is a Titan god, and he was the (co)creator of man kind

  • @yaitz3313
    @yaitz3313 2 роки тому +3066

    "Plato was not there. It is said that he was living in an imaginary city under the constitution and laws that he himself wrote."
    RIP my sides. Two thumbs up to Lucian the Great.

    • @bondvagabond42
      @bondvagabond42 2 роки тому +359

      This has to be one of the greatest/earliest recorded burns, right up there with that clay tablet complaining about receiving inferior copper ore. "Did I not pay for good quality ore, and yet I received inferior quality ore?!?" Good stuff.

    • @RadicalCaveman
      @RadicalCaveman 2 роки тому +106

      @@bondvagabond42 It would've been even better if it complained about receiving inferior clay.

    • @TheMarkrafter
      @TheMarkrafter 2 роки тому +5

      !

    • @jasonhernandez619
      @jasonhernandez619 2 роки тому +94

      "an imaginary city under the constitution and laws that he himself wrote." -- That would be Atlantis.

    • @GuardaOjivas
      @GuardaOjivas 2 роки тому +87

      @@jasonhernandez619 or The Republic maybe

  • @justinbradley2865
    @justinbradley2865 2 роки тому +1670

    "he never wrote a sequel".
    Damn. I didn't realize people were satirizing George RR Martin back in the 2nd century.

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 2 роки тому +118

      He was so slow to write the next book that even the 2nd Century made fun of him for it.

    • @Ronnet
      @Ronnet 2 роки тому +54

      GRRM always takes inspiration from real world history when it comes to writing his books. Not finishing his books is no exception to this.

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 2 роки тому +13

      I saw an interview where GRR Martin butthurt, that he was saying "fans used to love stars wars, lotr, all these stories, and wanted more of them, now they hate them, I just can't understand why" can't believe he didn't realize, it's the content that is good and worth watching that fans loved, not just anything no matter how bad it is

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 Рік тому +1

      I think he was mocking Virgil. Virgil died before he could finish the Aeneid LMAO.

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo 26 днів тому

      ​@Tenchi707 the problem is that most casual people got into it from the show, and the showrunners basically did a series speedrun to quit and work on Star Wars (lmao), which ended horribly and probably did irreparable damage to the series' reputation.

  • @reo_1907
    @reo_1907 Рік тому +6280

    MF invented SciFi, satire, shitposting, mpreg and unresolved cliffhangers all in one book. Legend.

    • @absolutebastardhours4404
      @absolutebastardhours4404 Рік тому +552

      Mpreg was literally programmed into greek mythology centuries before this man even existed.

    • @absolutebastardhours4404
      @absolutebastardhours4404 Рік тому +293

      also you forgot vore

    • @arcozako1234
      @arcozako1234 Рік тому +66

      @@absolutebastardhours4404 😳

    • @JesseP.Watson
      @JesseP.Watson Рік тому +66

      *and with Storyblocks you can be just like him without the awkward creativity part!

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 Рік тому +12

      Well that is a title...

  • @luminomancer5992
    @luminomancer5992 2 роки тому +600

    I REALLY need a high budget completely literal adaption of this whole book, including the sequel bait. I might not understand any of the references but just the absurdness would be entertaining enough

    • @errorschnansch1892
      @errorschnansch1892 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah oh my gosh pleease xD

    • @DavidSmith-mt7tb
      @DavidSmith-mt7tb 2 роки тому +29

      Would be great if someone could adapt it and modernize the references so we get the feel they had with it. And use it to satirize stuff that was written after as well. haha

    • @dragonsamurai559
      @dragonsamurai559 2 роки тому +2

      I'm glad I'm not the only one with this idea

    • @benjaminnewlon7865
      @benjaminnewlon7865 2 роки тому +16

      YES. Honestly, Spaceballs may be the closest thing to refer to, but honestly even Spaceballs isn't weird enough to compare.

    • @brianalambert1192
      @brianalambert1192 2 роки тому +5

      The animaniacs could do their entire third season just copying this, change the satirical references to modern day, and no one would know the difference

  • @girlsinredtrenchcoat1169
    @girlsinredtrenchcoat1169 2 роки тому +330

    "let no man therefore in any case believe these words"
    "I shall tell you in the next book"
    He did warn them

  • @octopusoup
    @octopusoup 2 роки тому +1811

    I dunno who says ancient humor isn't funny, this is hilarious. Sure, there's bound to be references to people and events most modern humans wouldn't be aware of but the sheer absurdity is enjoyable.

    • @Unguided
      @Unguided 2 роки тому +57

      I'd laugh at a good Ea-Nasir reference.

    • @fatitankeris6327
      @fatitankeris6327 2 роки тому +31

      Inside jokes be like

    • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
      @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana 2 роки тому +30

      It usually is if worded differently so modern audiences get it.

    • @thecynicpyro
      @thecynicpyro 2 роки тому

      Sure

    • @STho205
      @STho205 2 роки тому +6

      Did you like Dune, 2001, The Martian Chronicals....
      There you go...this story for a mid 20th century technology obsessed society.

  • @InsolentCrow
    @InsolentCrow Рік тому +1003

    My man had me flabbergasted when instead of ending the story when the characters got back to earth from the moon he hit us with "and this is where they get swallowed by a whale!"

    • @heraut
      @heraut Рік тому +102

      And the whale have more civilization inside that there is in outer space of our solar system!
      Truly a BIG whale.

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 Рік тому +58

      I mean if you going to go for crazy shenanigans, why not go all the way and throw a giant whale into the mix. Worked for Moby Dick and hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.

    • @brianwhedon8442
      @brianwhedon8442 Рік тому +11

      So THIS is where the Jonah and the Whale story came from!

    • @sirknight4981
      @sirknight4981 Рік тому +16

      @@brianwhedon8442
      Lucian was born around 125 years *after* the birth of Christ. I seriously doubt it.

    • @권경환-g7b
      @권경환-g7b Рік тому +3

      ​@Brian Whedon Jona and whale story has its inspiration from Perseus, or other story relating to Jappa-Tartessus seafarers that has probably inspired both.

  • @randomtinypotatocried
    @randomtinypotatocried 2 роки тому +1153

    I've had a copy of this all this years and now kicking myself for not getting to it. Also I really love how this feels like an ancient shitpost

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 роки тому +129

      Ya, it seemed that way when he got to the part where he was basically just going "and Homer was there and Pythagoras was there but Plato wasn't there cause his stuff sucked"

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 2 роки тому +101

      @@stateofflorida5082 The dunk on Plato is still hilarious thousands of years later.

    • @kiyanhakim384
      @kiyanhakim384 2 роки тому +95

      @@MattMcIrvin I can't believe I'm laughing because some dude roasted another dude 2000 years ago

    • @ethanhinton4549
      @ethanhinton4549 2 роки тому +16

      What is a $#!+post if not gen z-style satire?

    • @higueraft571
      @higueraft571 2 роки тому +8

      @@ethanhinton4549 why exactly *did* you censor yourself? This isnt fuckin Roblox...

  • @DanteKG.
    @DanteKG. 2 роки тому +1232

    "There, Lucian meets the heroes of the Trojan War, other mythical men and animals, as well as Homer and Pythagoras. They find sinners being punished, the worst of them being the ones who had written books with lies and fantasies, including Herodotus and Ctesias "
    Dude had no chill 😂

  • @kibble24
    @kibble24 2 роки тому +1685

    Not gonna lie, I unironically loved that. Adding Lucian to my list of "people, alive or dead, I'd like to have dinner with" immediately

    • @QuantumWaltz
      @QuantumWaltz 2 роки тому +153

      Luckily, you speak Greek, as is the natural convention.
      My favorite part (it's so hard to choose) comes right at the start with that "disclaimer."
      "Any resemblance to persons living or dead is ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

    • @GetOffUrPhone
      @GetOffUrPhone 2 роки тому +37

      It's cool, just pull a Dante and write a self-insert fanfic where you have dinner with the list. I'd totally read it

    • @MrZer093
      @MrZer093 2 роки тому +32

      Diogenes was also a greek who is of a similar legend. Back then, it was common to just spit anywhere, so when he was invited into a rich man’s home the man urged him not to spit on his nice floor or his nice furniture or his nice drapes, so Diogenes just spit in his face lmao. When Alexander the Great proclaimed “if I were not myself, I would wish to be Diogenes” to which Diogenes responded “I agree. If I were not myself, I would wish to be Diogenes too.” Though the best story was upon hearing Plato say that man was a featherless biped, he took a chicken, plucked out all its feathers and went “Behold! A man!”

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 2 роки тому

      @@MrZer093 Diogenes also jacked off in public, pissed on people who insulted him, and flipped people off (technically, pointing your middle finger was considered insulting). So, he was the ancient greek equivalent of the stereotypical homeless guy.

    • @ashokpandey8054
      @ashokpandey8054 2 роки тому

      Who's the other ones

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 Рік тому +1304

    I unironically want a film of this

    • @lankyfishy
      @lankyfishy Рік тому +73

      It's probably in the public domain, you can make a film of it

    • @TheRedHorseman1208
      @TheRedHorseman1208 Рік тому +169

      @@lankyfishy Its 2000 years old. Yeah it's public domain lol

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Рік тому +96

      @@TheRedHorseman1208 Not if disney has anything to say

    • @dodonixx953
      @dodonixx953 Рік тому +5

      Same

    • @RachelNitsche
      @RachelNitsche Рік тому +47

      I see this more as a multi-seasoned series. Maybe done in the style of Babylon 5?

  • @shnatko
    @shnatko 2 роки тому +333

    "with each side usually bickering over the semantics of ultimately trivial or unknowable matters"
    nice to see things never change..

    • @sferna
      @sferna 2 роки тому +8

      2 millenia ago Hassan vs Destiny was rhe same

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 2 роки тому +4

      @@sferna Hassan... LMAO

    • @tgdomnemo5052
      @tgdomnemo5052 2 роки тому +1

      ... well, they don't.
      But nice . . .

    • @jsan2548
      @jsan2548 2 роки тому +2

      Hating Twitter before it existed.
      Based.

  • @kaisertreu6276
    @kaisertreu6276 2 роки тому +264

    I love how when you think you've reached a point where it can't get weirder, it gets weirder.
    Also this could be adapted into a three hour movie or even a mini-series. I'd totally watch it.

    • @hamman_samuel
      @hamman_samuel 2 роки тому +2

      Count me in too!

    • @scottsorrell1231
      @scottsorrell1231 2 роки тому +5

      Absolutely! A very watchable mini-series... And directed properly, with all of our CGI capabilities, it could be done very well in a way that would retain everyone's attention, notwithstanding the fact it is set in the ancient past and utilizes archaic technologies. That would be part of the charm.

    • @SolantisA
      @SolantisA 2 роки тому +3

      Make it a trilogy!

  • @jazz8000
    @jazz8000 2 роки тому +565

    I love the fact that he mocks other authors with the "Just go see it for yourself" like they fucking knew big majority of the readers would never be able to go see distant lands

    • @NorseGraphic
      @NorseGraphic 2 роки тому +79

      And philosophers as well: "Plato was not there. It was said that he was living in an imaginary city under the constitution and laws that he himself wrote." 🤣

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 2 роки тому +1

      💀💀💀💀

    • @Barskor1
      @Barskor1 2 роки тому +3

      Ancient couch potatoes

    • @momentary_
      @momentary_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@Barskor1 Not really couch potatoes. Traveling to distant lands back then for average people was like traveling to Mars. It was insanely expensive and took months if not years to do.

  • @kalostous
    @kalostous 2 роки тому +195

    He was taught in Greek highschools, at least since the 1880s! But I remember feeling elated, to say the least, when I got to teach (I'm a primary school teacher) an excerpt of "True Story". The kids loved it, we wrote our own sequels! Lucian's spirit would too be... elated! :)

    • @sejuanisupportonly7385
      @sejuanisupportonly7385 Рік тому +5

      Δυστυχώς εκεί γύρω στο 1998 το καταργήσανε και αυτό και τους Νεκρικούς Διαλόγους και τον Τίμωνα. Όπως παντα τα καλύτερα πράγματα κόβονται από την ύλη.

  • @kyrridas1573
    @kyrridas1573 2 роки тому +1390

    Plato deciding to make his own afterlife, just for himself, has got to be the best bit

    • @kenneth69
      @kenneth69 2 роки тому +158

      And it was all imaginary. Brutal burn of Plato!

    • @definitelynotobama6851
      @definitelynotobama6851 2 роки тому +87

      It also means that certainly there were lots of people that were kind of sick of Plato and his perfect utopian government

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 2 роки тому +45

      seems like you didnt get the point, Plato is living in an *imaginary* after life which he himself wrote which means Plato never existed and his book is nonsense

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Рік тому +13

      Oh. I thought that was about what the author thought about Platonic Ideals

    • @AD-lh3jk
      @AD-lh3jk Рік тому +17

      It’s so fascinating how that throwaway comment alone could be interpreted in a multitude of ways
      Now *this* is truly one of the tales of all time

  • @timeweoya
    @timeweoya 2 роки тому +7512

    I can't believe the first Sci-Fi in recorded history has puppycorns and moon femboys. Truly, the genre peaked before it ever really began

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 2 роки тому +997

      I don't know why but there's just something so funny about the phrase "moon femboys".

    • @OtakuD50
      @OtakuD50 2 роки тому +686

      @@KingNedya I don't see what's so funny about it. It's pretty clear there are no women on the moon.

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 роки тому +438

      Lucian was a man ahead of his time

    • @ArcaneAnouki
      @ArcaneAnouki 2 роки тому +182

      @@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 based and blackpilled

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 роки тому +336

      @@ArcaneAnouki he took the Greco-Roman redpill, chewed it up, and spit it out, then made his own

  • @olivercuenca4109
    @olivercuenca4109 2 роки тому +207

    I like how the asparagus spear joke still lands perfectly all these centuries later.

  • @virtueisdead6673
    @virtueisdead6673 Рік тому +71

    Took ancient greek in HS and I tell you the utter confusion when in the second year quite randomly a translation exam was an excerpt from their encounter with the pumpkin pirates. We all tried to force it to make sense as we were used to "serious" classics (taught us that grammar and syntax are indeed sovreign). The whole (4 people) class was so confused it was hilarious. We ended up focusing on this book that year, translating a lot of it, and to this day that has been the most fun I ever had translating something. Thank you, Prof. Lolli, truly a core memory

  • @2gtomkins
    @2gtomkins 2 роки тому +811

    Mentioning the spider's name may have been a comment on Cato the Elder's history of the Punic Wars, in which the only name he uses is that of Surrus the Elephant. Surrus was an especially brave and effective war elephant who fought on the Carthaginian side. Cato pointedly refuses to name any of the Roman combatants because histories written by Roman politicians, or more likely by educated Greeks they hired to write histories, were written mainly as propaganda to help their political careers. If Appius Claudius hired someone to write a history of the Punic Wars, the names of his heroic ancestors and their valiant deeds would figure with suspicious prominence. Since these ancestors would all, because this is how Roman names worked, all bear the name Appius Claudius, you can see how this might make present-day Appius Claudius look pretty good to the electorate. So Cato wrote this history of the Punic Wars in which only Surrus the Elephant gets a name check. Cato, you see, was a "new man", someone whose ancestors had never held public office, and therefore never led Roman armies in the Punic War, or any war.

    • @linkme2dnet
      @linkme2dnet 2 роки тому +42

      One thing I found interesting was the possible indication of North American continent at 15:50 onwards. "great continent which is opposite to the one your people inhabit". Makes you wander if by 2nd century Greeks had knowledge of new world ! There are theories like from Plutarch's work De Facie which mentions of a great continent east of the pillars of Hercules. They definitely visited azores, celtic britain and were aware of Iceland and Greenland based on available studies. So few visits to canada/newfoundland might not be entirely impossible. makes you wander, how new is actually the new world !

    • @2gtomkins
      @2gtomkins 2 роки тому +13

      @@linkme2dnet Sure, it seems quite likely that the Americas were "discovered" many times after the Native Americans actually discovered the place. I don't buy the argument from technology, that before late Renaissance ships were available -- okay, yes, we have to throw in Viking age ships -- no way could more primitive ship designs make it across the oceans. When we had to acknowledge that the Vikings made the journey, the argument form technological limitation was decisively outflanked.
      What is a bit mysterious is that once having "discovered" all that land, there wasn't a land rush. The Old World had suffered from overcrowding for centuries, and at a time when farmland meant the difference between life and starvation, you would think that the (relatively) free and open land in the New World (or at least big swaths of it) would have been an irresistible draw. Maybe colonization only worked later because Europeans caught the Native Americans during some slump in their will and ability to fight off land-grabbers. We have to imagine that earlier they managed to wipe out the intruders before they were dispossessed of their land, but that failed in the 16th and 17th centuries.
      I don't find the lack of really clear and solid (solid meaning non-literary and non-ironic, if the author here is referring to actual discovery) mention of the discovery of the New World terribly surprising. Many achievements of antiquity were never memorialized in any writing that survived. Rome it seems had high rise buildings, and the Ptolemies had ships with crews in the thousands, and there were apparently steam engines and things like the Antikythera device that just didn't make the very narrow cut of mention in the amazingly small percentage of ancient writing that survived.

    • @Raveler1
      @Raveler1 2 роки тому +66

      @@linkme2dnet Possibly - but the Greeks also believed that all landmasses on Earth had to be balanced, with land opposite them. They were aware that the earth was round, and the only way they could imagine that actually working was with a balance of masses. Thus the imagined continent of Terra Australia - Southern Land - as a counter to Europe. It's because of that imagined continent that modern Australia has its name. See also Antarctica - "rival to/opposite of the Arctic"

    • @_ilynux
      @_ilynux 2 роки тому +19

      @@2gtomkins The "some slump in their will and ability to fight" is well documented: an Apocalypse of disease wiped out over 90% of the inhabitants of North America. There were thriving civilizations long, long ago, even in areas along the Mississippi river. There are early documented reports of great cities along the Mississippi that were gone by the time Europeans truly colonized that region. There are still archeological results to that show people thrived in a civilized system in this area. It's truly sad that these societies and the people are all lost to time.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 2 роки тому +9

      @@Raveler1
      What we call America the ancients called Perioeci.
      But they had no idea whether it actually existed.
      It was believed to be the Western counterpart of The Oecumene (that is the three linked continents of Africa/Asia/Europe.
      It was then believed that Africa did not extend south of The Equator.

  • @dce2119
    @dce2119 2 роки тому +620

    "...on the eight day they arrived on the moon." Dude from the 2nd century almost nailed the time rockets take to reach the moon.

    • @lynxerax7011
      @lynxerax7011 2 роки тому +105

      to be fair, they were better at astronomy during the 2nd century than all of the middle ages

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 2 роки тому +62

      @@lynxerax7011 *Central Asian Moslems have entered the chat*

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 роки тому +14

      @@lynxerax7011 A billion facepalms

    • @lynxerax7011
      @lynxerax7011 2 роки тому +18

      @@zimriel You are right, but i was talking about in greece, where the story comes from

    • @SG-1-GRC
      @SG-1-GRC 2 роки тому +17

      Actually no they doubled the time. The round trip takes about 8 days. Journey there on average 3 days.

  • @GinHindew110
    @GinHindew110 2 роки тому +2432

    *"There are no women on the moon"* has to be a dig at other authors who inflated the world count by describing hot exotic women

    • @Barskor1
      @Barskor1 2 роки тому +94

      Kirk would be crushed!

    • @TheJohtunnBandit
      @TheJohtunnBandit 2 роки тому +190

      I interpreted that as the author being attracted to men and writing a little wish-fulfilment fantasy stuff, but I like your interpretation as well.

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 2 роки тому +439

      @@TheJohtunnBandit Sounds like you are self projecting

    • @thespy1807
      @thespy1807 2 роки тому +146

      @@magicman3163 Based.

    • @khunt5336
      @khunt5336 2 роки тому +91

      @@magicman3163 self projecting?
      how does this particular form of projecting differ from just regular projecting?

  • @mslabo102s2
    @mslabo102s2 2 роки тому +687

    I'm always a sucker for a serious, well-done shitpost. Never thought I'd see one from ancient Greek, but humans never change, I guess.

    • @christopher6337
      @christopher6337 Рік тому +37

      We’re not smarter than they were. We’re just laying on the shoulders of giants.

    • @anameyoucantremember
      @anameyoucantremember Рік тому +27

      ​@@christopher6337 Judging by the state of affairs, I'd say we fell off the shoulders a while back

    • @TheJollyJokerDancer
      @TheJollyJokerDancer Рік тому +4

      ​@@anameyoucantremember 😂

    • @ertuncdelikaya8237
      @ertuncdelikaya8237 Рік тому +6

      Samosata wasn't a part of the Ancient Greece. It's located in southeastern Turkey near Syria. Lucian wasn't Greek. He was a culturally Hellenized Assyrian.

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith Рік тому +1

      Yeah we do. It's just that WE get older and wiser but our kids ALWAYS start over from Ground Zero.
      (One reason there are SO many Catholics...)

  • @captainchaos3667
    @captainchaos3667 2 роки тому +386

    "publishing outright lies as facts in order to stay relevant" - I'm so glad that 2000 years later we are passed all that.

    • @zerxilk8169
      @zerxilk8169 2 роки тому +33

      yes completely.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 2 роки тому +16

      Indeed, so much truth this comment tread, not a single lie X)

    • @alexdevisscher6784
      @alexdevisscher6784 2 роки тому +8

      Sarcasm alert !

    • @brunop.8745
      @brunop.8745 2 роки тому +25

      the more things change the more they stay the same

    • @javabeanz8549
      @javabeanz8549 2 роки тому +4

      WaPo? NYTimes? MSNBC? US Govt? Soooo many candidates to choose from...

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 2 роки тому +338

    The fact that I started laughing at "truthfully, I lie" means that his humor has lasted 2000 years. Well done.

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 2 роки тому +516

    I like how he starts the story out as a typical odyssey showing us that these stories were already told by Hercules and such - instead he literally catapults them off into outer space just to ridicule the bullshit that was spread at that time in travelogs. This man was truly ahead of his time.

  • @XX-sp3tt
    @XX-sp3tt Рік тому +1831

    This story is in the public domain due to pre-dating mega corporation. You could make a sequel, thus turning one of his lies into the truth. Denying this man in death his spiteful and smug satisfaction. And there's no force on Earth that could stop you.

    • @heraut
      @heraut Рік тому +243

      No there's is one, but only one : the quality of your writing.
      Because you can't compete with the man who have created the longest clef anger of history!

    • @DopeSauceBenevolence
      @DopeSauceBenevolence Рік тому +63

      @@heraut Unless the writing were to be the critique of modernity - I would write it as a fun little romp for myself, but I genuinely want to see if we can get Neil Gaiman to do it, in collaboration with Stephen Fry?

    • @lazzie7495
      @lazzie7495 Рік тому +66

      The only problem is that I don't think modern man could easily recreate the world as an ancient greecian would imagine it. We already know North America exists. I think our understanding of reality would make writing a sequel difficult, because we would have to forget everything we know about the actual world, and it still might just end up seeming inspired by Gulliver's travels. Maybe Gulliver's travels is a sort of sequel to this.

    • @videogamesarecool9280
      @videogamesarecool9280 Рік тому +48

      He also specified "I shall tell you"
      your are not the "I" in the context of the sentence, so even if you write a sequel "I shall tell you in the next book" will still be a lie because "I" didn't write the next book, you did

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 Рік тому +10

      @@videogamesarecool9280 No, I did.

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 2 роки тому +743

    With context, a lot of the humor still holds up. Shows you that people haven't really changed all that much in 2000 years.

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 2 роки тому +54

      People haven’t really changed since we began much further back than 2000 years ago. Just different environments and technology (yes a wooden stick with a sculpted point is technology).

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 2 роки тому +24

      You can easily go back another 500 years and read Plato, or Aristophanes' "Clouds". You can't deny the modernistic humanity and humour of their characters.
      Or listen to Irving Finkel talk about his beloved Sumerian culture going back 5000 years. He's got lots of vids up on this app.

    • @fakeorchestra4260
      @fakeorchestra4260 2 роки тому +37

      I actually chuckled at the dig at Plato.

    • @Nemesis_T-Type
      @Nemesis_T-Type 2 роки тому +7

      Its easily funnier than any Tik Tok meme out there

    • @Ifeelmylegssubtely
      @Ifeelmylegssubtely 2 роки тому +7

      ye our brains havent changed much in the last 50,000 years

  • @UnknowingMan1
    @UnknowingMan1 2 роки тому +339

    To be completely honest, I kinda want a show about this. It's absolutely crazy, and I really wanna see ancient Greeks in space.

    • @jonathanpusar5931
      @jonathanpusar5931 2 роки тому +35

      I'd watch it. It's like ancient Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    • @FranckOA42
      @FranckOA42 2 роки тому +12

      Watching any of the adaptations of Baron Munchausen's adventures would be the closest you can find of what you are asking for here.

    • @PepicWalrus
      @PepicWalrus 2 роки тому +9

      It's basically the Dungeons & Dragons setting called Spelljammer which is inspired by a lot of this I imagine

    • @canislupid2466
      @canislupid2466 2 роки тому +6

      You might like Ulysses 31
      It's an old Japanese-French anime that's basically Ancient Greeks in Space

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 2 роки тому +2

      I'd like to see this adapted into a musical. The more shameless, the better.

  • @GrimmDelightsDice
    @GrimmDelightsDice 2 роки тому +6255

    "There are no women on the moon" is hands down my favorite random detail. 2,000 year old mpreg is hilarious to me somehow.

    • @iivin4233
      @iivin4233 2 роки тому +1147

      I'd guess that that detail was meant to satirize travelers who said they met no one but tribes of beautiful women, whose queen of course offered all of their hands--including her own--to the dashing Greek explorers.

    • @johnboy4025
      @johnboy4025 2 роки тому +159

      I guess you haven’t seen Amazon Women on The Moon

    • @GrimmDelightsDice
      @GrimmDelightsDice 2 роки тому +282

      @@iivin4233 I think that and the way in which he writes it as though it's similarly his own fantasy fulfillment fiction to those previous stories is the best part. (This is honestly one of the ancient works worth a read.)
      Modern authors keep pulling out "odyssey/argonauts/illiad/aneaed but in space" like it's a new concept but it's actually gd functionally as old as the common era and I adore that
      Edit: Like, in the correct translation, A True Story legit just feels like classic golden age sci fi.

    • @GrimmDelightsDice
      @GrimmDelightsDice 2 роки тому +189

      I somehow forgot when commenting this that Journey to the West also has mpreg. Love it. 10/10 comedic and worldbuilding device.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 2 роки тому +56

      this sentence is lethal

  • @aaaaaaaaooooooo
    @aaaaaaaaooooooo 2 роки тому +178

    Captured by Moon Guards, taken to their king, invited to join in a grand war... This feels like something from a pulp fiction story like Flash Gordon. It's interesting how people's minds can go to the same places, despite being centuries apart.

    • @nick3xtremegaming212
      @nick3xtremegaming212 Рік тому +10

      Flash AH-AHHH, Savior of the Universe!

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 Рік тому +1

      Flash was caught by one side, his new girlfriend was taken to "marry" the emperor, against her will, and the scientist that got them there, so escaped, found others who disliked the emperor ( yes captured, invited to join the war ) just to get to get his friends back.

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 Рік тому

      @catheh17 But in Sailor Moon, not only do females exist but they are useful...
      ( the original moon people didn't have any women ( don't know how that works ) and, well, in flash they were ornamental )

  • @Amanoob105
    @Amanoob105 2 роки тому +535

    Begins by stating that everything in the book is fiction and then says "I confidently Pronounce that truthfully, I lie". Ends the story on a cliff hanger with a promise to continue the story in the next book.
    It's fascinating to find out that the oldest act of "trolling your audience" was done by the Ancient Greeks. They truly were minds far ahead of their time.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 2 роки тому +53

      Oldest recorded. There may yet have been others that did not survive to the modern day.

    • @yllejord
      @yllejord 2 роки тому +28

      He was not Ancient Greek. He was Syrian. Greek was his second language.

    • @NaFran49
      @NaFran49 2 роки тому +38

      @@yllejord Exactly! He was a Syrian, hellenized and with roman citizenship, truly a good example of the 2nd century Roman Empire.

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 2 роки тому +12

      @@NaFran49 bless him and his works. i bet syrians will have a gasp when they found that out and praise him

    • @GioAtero
      @GioAtero 2 роки тому

      All of this reminds me of a critique to "Star Wars: Episode VII" - The Force Awakens (2015). 🤣 What a train wreck!

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 2 роки тому +172

    "if you think i am lying go there yourself" honestly funniest shit ever
    literally telling people to go to the fucking moon is such a great example of satire its insane

    • @Som_RandomGuy
      @Som_RandomGuy 2 роки тому +30

      People wanted to prove Lucien wrong so badly, the Space Race was invented. Armstrong was so disappointed.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 2 роки тому +15

      @@Som_RandomGuy the whole thing lasted two millennia, but it was wirth it!

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 2 роки тому +600

    This shows just how ruthless ancient satire could be. "Oh, everyone is telling these crazy stories as if they actually happened? Well let me write the most off the wall insane bullshit anyone has ever heard about lettuce space people and dogs flying acorns around the Sun, and repeatedly say that I'm not lying and that anyone who say I am can go see it thenselves. And let me call this insane tome a true story just to fuck with my contemporaries."

    • @dsnodgrass4843
      @dsnodgrass4843 2 роки тому +25

      The eternal Siren's Call to the writer:
      "How batshit can I get with this?"
      The answer is always "extremely";
      and the results are often magnificent.

    • @IceHibiscus
      @IceHibiscus 2 роки тому +31

      I really wish the discourse around Lucian's work was preserved. I would have loved to read salt of the ancient world.

    • @Lugbzurg
      @Lugbzurg 2 роки тому +9

      Basically writing creepypasta, or something to that effect, well before the Internet.

    • @katherinealvarez9216
      @katherinealvarez9216 2 роки тому +1

      Nice 👍

    • @trequor
      @trequor 2 роки тому

      @@Lugbzurg *copypasta* you mean. Creepypasta is derivative and specifically refers to spooky stories.

  • @jessicar3291
    @jessicar3291 Рік тому +100

    My class read this in ancient Greek for a language department project! It was so much fun.

  • @ClementinesmWTF
    @ClementinesmWTF 2 роки тому +553

    I’m absolutely LIVING for the ancient drama and tea that Lucian was spilling. It’s sad we may never know whom he was taunting or understand many of the pop cultural references he was making throughout that book. CGPGrey had a similarly fun time exploring Thomas Hearne and the shade that Alexander Pope threw at him in the 18th century.
    I hope we’re able to preserve our history better than even them so that one day in the year 4022 people are still able to enjoy the subtleties of things like Futurama or the Onion in a similar way as we do today.

    • @bannanafosho
      @bannanafosho 2 роки тому +46

      They never will because part of the fun of pop culture subtleties is living through it. Even if we knew the context around the shade Lucian was throwing and at who, it will never be as crazy as it must've been back then.

    • @Lazbotable
      @Lazbotable 2 роки тому +2

      Which cgp grey video was this?

    • @ClementinesmWTF
      @ClementinesmWTF 2 роки тому +14

      @@Lazbotable “Someone Dead Ruined my Life…Again”. It was part of the recent “Tiffany” series

    • @pianotm
      @pianotm 2 роки тому +17

      Another really good one to read is Erasmus. That man couldn't write one paragraph without dropping a sick burn on someone. He had to insult someone and it always had to be Simon Cowell or Gordon Ramsay quality.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 2 роки тому +13

      Idk man, when I watch a fresh prince of bell air, or Seinfeld episode today half of their references fly over my head like an arrow
      and their only from the 90's
      also, futurama has this futuristic feel, but it was written when Watergate jokes were still relevant
      imagine how this all will age 30 years from now
      imagine 300
      a 1000 years
      time is just brutal

  • @sircharlesmormont9300
    @sircharlesmormont9300 2 роки тому +1108

    Honestly, even lacking most of the cultural context of the times, this seemed pretty darn hilarious.

    • @Wsnewname
      @Wsnewname 2 роки тому +99

      This story is wonderful and it just makes me angry that I'm missing out on half of it by not being ancient Greek.

    • @JaviBee
      @JaviBee 2 роки тому +8

      yeah, just make it so all the satire is about modern day stuff

    • @k4tgames212
      @k4tgames212 2 роки тому +26

      It's like a Discworld novel except it's sci-fi instead of fantasy

    • @Stickarms99
      @Stickarms99 Рік тому +14

      I think maybe modern day meme shitpost Internet culture is perhaps not very far removed from Ancient Greek satire humor. We as a society have done a complete 180 back to the ancient times

    • @Gamesaucer
      @Gamesaucer Рік тому +8

      @@k4tgames212 I'd like to recommend Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series to you in case you haven't heard of it. It's every bit as absurdist and comedic as Discworld is, but like Lucian's story, it's sci-fi.

  • @hawkticus_history_corner
    @hawkticus_history_corner 2 роки тому +747

    "They thought space had wind back then, give them a break"
    Well, it has Solar Wind so he was half right

    • @ossiehalvorson7702
      @ossiehalvorson7702 2 роки тому +31

      Instantly what I thought too.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 2 роки тому +11

      and once and infect sail to other planets, man was ahead of his time lol

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 2 роки тому +24

      True. You wouldn't be able to use regular sails, but solar sails for space are definitely a thing. They aren't being used yet tho, as far as I know.

    • @paulsnell534
      @paulsnell534 2 роки тому +1

      I thought that straight away too

    • @ossiehalvorson7702
      @ossiehalvorson7702 2 роки тому +5

      @@moondust2365 We have designs and loose plans to use them in the future (E.G. Space X's tiny drones they want to accelerate to 1/3 the speed of light using lasers), but I'm not aware of any currently in use either.

  • @TravellerChris
    @TravellerChris Рік тому +24

    I'm Greek, and I remember reading an excerpt from the space battle between the Sun and the Moon in my Elementary School Greek Language book; the artwork was hauntingly detailed as well.

  • @MattMcIrvin
    @MattMcIrvin 2 роки тому +540

    This is the same guy who wrote "Alexander the Oracle-Monger," a nonfiction account of Lucian and his skeptical buddies exposing the tricks of a cult leader who had a puppet he passed off as a talking snake god. It's a great read.

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 2 роки тому +90

      ...things I'd forgotten, reading it again:
      1. Lucian does yet more dunking on Platonists in it;
      2. at one point Alexander gets into dispensing bogus medical advice during an epidemic.
      3. Many years later, after a series of fights with Lucian and his fellow debunkers, Alexander himself gets sick and what really puts an end to his career is when the doctors discover his magnificent flowing locks are a hairpiece.

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 2 роки тому +5

      Interesting

    • @peppermintgal4302
      @peppermintgal4302 2 роки тому +15

      @@MattMcIrvin Yknow, I've always disliked Plato, what little I heard about him. I'm glad to know I'm in the good company of the first sci fi author ever.

    • @DigitalDNA
      @DigitalDNA 2 роки тому +1

      For real?

    • @isancicramon0926
      @isancicramon0926 2 роки тому +11

      How can you resist the opening lines of that one?
      “I am sorry you asked me to write this person's biography, because he would much more deserve to be torn apart by monkeys and foxes in front of a packed stadium than have his life immortalised in literature.”

  • @Mobysimo
    @Mobysimo 2 роки тому +550

    I mean.... Solar Wind is a thing, so Lucian was half right about there being wind up there

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 2 роки тому +114

      Deploy solar sails!

    • @lukedelameter7961
      @lukedelameter7961 2 роки тому +75

      @@WasatchWind Treasure Planet, my beloved.

    • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
      @TeenWithACarrotIDK 2 роки тому +28

      Not that bad considering that it was over 1000 years ago, and knowledge of space back then was limited to folk story’s, myths, and religion.

    • @jimmyl1772
      @jimmyl1772 2 роки тому +3

      @@lukedelameter7961 I was going to say the same thing!

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 2 роки тому +13

      He doesn't actually say "space", just from skimming it. I think he just goes from storm to the moon.

  • @discflame
    @discflame 2 роки тому +500

    Some things never change, like readers of all eras wishing for a sequel to a great story.

    • @nightrunner7870
      @nightrunner7870 2 роки тому +2

      Been waiting on that hxh sequel for the last decade

    • @citruslemonade3326
      @citruslemonade3326 2 роки тому +3

      also mpreg
      for some reason >___>

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 2 роки тому +1

      There are prequels and there's sequels, but can there ever just be quels?

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine waiting on a sequel but it's been thousands of years

  • @mikeman7918
    @mikeman7918 Рік тому +278

    Thousands of years later, Lucian reincarnated as Douglas Adams.

    • @Memezuii
      @Memezuii Рік тому +22

      Plot twist: The whale is the same dude as the sperm whale

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Рік тому +12

      Wonder what "Don't Panic" is in ancient Greek..

    • @parallaxnick637
      @parallaxnick637 Рік тому +14

      They even used the same joke: Dog-headed aliens from Sirius.

    • @seashorerumble1380
      @seashorerumble1380 Рік тому

      The plant is a stand in for himself

    • @Salnax
      @Salnax Рік тому +1

      And millennia later, people would once again complain about how slowly he wrote.

  • @syefsazzad
    @syefsazzad 2 роки тому +311

    I weirdly love ancient storytelling structure, we are so accustomed to 3/5 act structure that we now find ancient story structures alien absurd. Stuffs just keep on happening. One after another like there is no end.

    • @ChristieBrewster
      @ChristieBrewster Рік тому +27

      Gilgamesh is interesting for that, although it being a compilation of fragments found from the culture's written lore explains that well.

    • @Wynnie1121
      @Wynnie1121 Рік тому +5

      It's like the animated resident evil movie that was set in Russia. There was like 12 climaxes before the movie ended

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Рік тому

      @carlyofearth Like Disney

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 2 роки тому +1860

    this would make a fantastic movie that i would absolutely watch.

    • @Secondary_Identifier
      @Secondary_Identifier 2 роки тому +63

      It's not as wild as this story, but you might enjoy watching "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen". It's a fun, sort of nonsensical story about impossible feats and places.

    • @nipsnaps22
      @nipsnaps22 2 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same. Who wants to Collab?

    • @matthewgleason7495
      @matthewgleason7495 2 роки тому

      I was just about to say.

    • @TSBoncompte
      @TSBoncompte 2 роки тому +8

      knowing Hollywood, they'd want to fucking patent it

    • @beb1684
      @beb1684 2 роки тому +15

      @@Secondary_Identifier For that matter I'd suggest The Fabulous Baron Munchausen by Karel Zeman! incredible Czech film with some of the best visuals I've seen, not only for the time it was made but just in general. Magnificent excess!

  • @purplejazz2729
    @purplejazz2729 2 роки тому +746

    Its interesting to see that even in the past people where wondering about the future and about going into outer space. Although the story is mostly satire, it is still interesting when you learn the historical context

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 роки тому +6

      were*

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 2 роки тому +62

      It’s also interesting to see that even in the past popular authors left their most famous series perpetually unfinished

    • @rileyhogan5196
      @rileyhogan5196 2 роки тому +9

      Spoiler Alert: We're not that different now from who we were as a species then.

    • @josephchan9400
      @josephchan9400 2 роки тому +23

      @@Pablo360able The Greek scholar's note in the margin about him releasing a sequel being the biggest lie of all radiates angry fanboy energy

    • @black_horse_lover2655
      @black_horse_lover2655 2 роки тому +4

      It would be extremely weird if they didn’t.

  • @TheFizzler38
    @TheFizzler38 Рік тому +298

    That feeling when you go to the moon but they only speak greek.

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle Рік тому +17

      Typical sci-fi, everyone always speaks the same language. Even Lucian couldn't be arsed trying to deal with translating alien languages whenever his crew went somewhere new.

    • @kreiskhaos8516
      @kreiskhaos8516 Рік тому +8

      ​@@Hawk_of_Battletbf, even writing cosmic horror rn where the ancient beings can speak their own language or any of ours, making a fake language is friggin HARD

    • @Anuclano
      @Anuclano Рік тому +6

      @@Hawk_of_Battle Greek was lingua franca at the time, and according to the story, Endemion was from Earth originally.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Рік тому +1

      Most of the storeys you can.t really tell what language they're speaking.
      You're only reading the record of it after the fact.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Рік тому

      @Anuclano Perhaps people would understand it if they weren't so used to English, which is quite ironic in this scenario.

  • @protorhinocerator142
    @protorhinocerator142 2 роки тому +131

    5:18 "Luckily the tree ladies all speak Greek."
    And thus he also invented the concept of plot convenience.

    • @squirlmy
      @squirlmy 2 роки тому +24

      I think it's more specific than that. How many sci-fi movie aliens end up speaking English? Even the convenience that they would vocalize language at all?

  • @ninonook677
    @ninonook677 2 роки тому +300

    I think his thought process when writing the book was that he started like how all others would, but then thought "you know what, I'm lying to the reader, they know I'm lying, LETS GO TO THE MOON!" and made the most absurd stuff ever and knowing no would fact check him, because he already beat everyone to it. and I bet everyone liked it because of how bizarre it was and how imagitive it became not having to make it seem real, but instead making the imagination stur, yep, I'm definitely putting you in the hall of fame of writers for that.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 2 роки тому +17

      No, I think the idea is to intentionally make the most absurd story possible as a statement that all other stories of the type are similarly absurd, even if the absurdity in other stories is more subtle. In short, the sheer absurdity itself is the satirical message.

    • @ninonook677
      @ninonook677 2 роки тому +2

      @@mar_speedman yeah, but its at that point he realised how absurd he can actually be

    • @arturhashmi6281
      @arturhashmi6281 2 роки тому +1

      @@ninonook677 no, because we know a lot of his other works, he was always funny man

    • @ninonook677
      @ninonook677 2 роки тому +4

      @@arturhashmi6281 ... not the point I was trying to make... but ok

    • @shawnferguson5681
      @shawnferguson5681 2 роки тому

      Makes me wonder if all the people he trolled were good sports about it or if they were looking for some angle to sue him.

  • @morganrobinson8042
    @morganrobinson8042 2 роки тому +217

    A mix of satire, philosophy by way of debate, and travelogue does seem to be a pretty good root for Scifi. The entire point of the genre is the hypothetical as a means of contemplation, so going to the edge of the map and seeing something familiar and referential is exactly where I would expect that tradition to start without the lens of science and technology. Even if that wasn't really the intent at the time. Heck, this reminds me quite a bit of Gulliver's Travels, which I have always held as being another precursor to modern speculative fiction for it's mix of satirical allegory and implausible circumstances.

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 2 роки тому +6

      Wizard of Oz as well. Seems like satire was an easy way to justify writing what are essentially fairy tales for adults.

  • @Gamesaucer
    @Gamesaucer Рік тому +68

    Lucian is an absolute legend. The whole "go see it for yourself" bit gives me exactly the same vibe as a shitpost making fun of TPUSA. "Dear sceptics, you say I am lying yet you have never been to the moon yourselves. Curious. 🤔"
    He seems kind of like an ancient version of Douglas Adams to me. I'm actually pretty curious what he'd think of the state of literature nowadays, like how the genre of fiction and science-fiction especially has evolved, and the prevalence of social commentary and the exploration of political or philosophical themes and ideas.

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz Рік тому +1

      I was getting Terry Pratchett vibes

    • @GLUBSCHI
      @GLUBSCHI Рік тому

      WDPOTIEETKTMORO30LA?

  • @erikbholm7268
    @erikbholm7268 2 роки тому +270

    The thought of space being filled with air is almost comforting. I feel like if there was anything filling the space then the massive expanse of emptiness wouldn't feel as terrifying.

    • @j_deo
      @j_deo 2 роки тому +17

      But there are things in space….mainly space…and time, and the occasional particle.
      Space and time are material constituents of the Universe just not in the way that we typically envision “stuff”.

    • @0topon
      @0topon 2 роки тому +37

      With air between the stars the sound on earth would be more terrifying then the emptiness

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 2 роки тому +16

      people say this but when i fill the emptiness of space with an endless amount of piranhas suddenly emptiness is better

    • @rayxtime
      @rayxtime 2 роки тому +37

      If were space suddenly filled with air, gravity would immediately cause a level of star and black hole formation not seen since the beginning of the universe. Earth would quickly be engulfed in a flash of plasma. This would,of course, be terrible for the economy.

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 2 роки тому +7

      @@rayxtimeoh god no, not the economy. do you think fish imports would be effected? or god forbid gaming PCs!!!??!!!11

  • @AndrewCreak1996
    @AndrewCreak1996 2 роки тому +280

    “Thought space had wind… give them a break” space does have wind, Solar wind, and some satellites use solar sails to help with their propulsion

    • @carterwillis6624
      @carterwillis6624 2 роки тому +10

      I was gonna say yah, I’ve seen treasure island.
      Not but yah space does have wind which is just crazy to think about

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 2 роки тому +30

      Exactly, this guy was centuries ahead of his time.

    • @yukiminsan
      @yukiminsan 2 роки тому +40

      Lucian just keeps winning

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 2 роки тому +26

      Don't want to be annoying, just want to clarify: Solar sails don't work with "wind", ther is no real wind in space. The solar wind is just a bunch of particles (protons mainly) constantly getting ejected from the sun and would not be able to "push" anything (because there are too few of them), the high energy of those particles will hurt you or damage equipment similar to powerful X-rays though.
      Solar sails work independently from solar wind, as confusiong as that sounds. Solar sails use the so called radiation pressure of photons (light "particles) to get propelled forward because even if photons don't really have any mass we can measure, photons that hit a surface still give the surface a tiny bit of momentum. And when you use a huge surface/sail that photon pressure is enough to technically propel things away from the sun.

    • @AndrewCreak1996
      @AndrewCreak1996 2 роки тому +3

      @@lordhelmchen3154 thank you for explaining something I already knew 😂

  • @Quonzer
    @Quonzer 2 роки тому +315

    "Owlett son of Fairweather"
    This has to be the absolute most dead meme ever.

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 2 роки тому +32

      It's a good name though

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 2 роки тому +31

      Lol let's bring it back give random animals in story's the most elaborate and pretentious name possible

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, it's what the translator came up with, since the original is in Ancient Greek. The owl was Athena's animal, but I assume whatever was in the original was a satirical dig at some political figure or fellow writer.

  • @marrygbg
    @marrygbg 2 роки тому +32

    I love this story! I'm Greek and in ancient Greek class we read a segment of this story in the original language and then had to draw the moon men it was the only ancient Greek lesson I ever liked

  • @ukrainiansturgeon8561
    @ukrainiansturgeon8561 2 роки тому +537

    Space survival guide:
    Step one: learn greek
    Step two: go to space

    • @Dfathurr
      @Dfathurr 2 роки тому +60

      Step three : don't kiss the tree

    • @essem4979
      @essem4979 Рік тому +28

      Step five: Don't count on the slingers from the milky way

    • @heraut
      @heraut Рік тому +22

      Step six : If you are invited in a war, accept.

    • @myfaceismyshield5963
      @myfaceismyshield5963 Рік тому +13

      The fun part is that Lucian was Syrian and he worked in Egypt... so while he wrote all of his works in Greek, his own first language was Aramaic. So not only did he not live in Greece, he was not ethnically Greek. It's safe to say that's why he wanted to emphasise that even people in space spoke Greek, since the Greeks seemed to think everybody should.
      His main audience were Greeks since he loved to travel in Greece, which he could do easily since Egypt and Greece were both part of the Roman Empire.
      But I'm certain the language being taken for granted sometimes bothered him, especially since Latin had all but replaced other languages across the Mediterranean sea, all except the Greek language.

    • @dimitrispapadimitriou5622
      @dimitrispapadimitriou5622 Рік тому +8

      @@myfaceismyshield5963 In the last 6-7 decades, most human - looking aliens in movies and TV series speak English. What a coincidence...

  • @johnderatt3168
    @johnderatt3168 2 роки тому +862

    I heard Lucian did actually write a sequel, "The Persian Empire strikes back..." but then he was sued for copyright by Lucas.

    • @Pickled_Poet
      @Pickled_Poet 2 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment
      Edit: Its become relatively rated, still needs over 1k more likes imo

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 2 роки тому +23

      He renamed it A True Story 2: Steampowered Boogaloo

    • @ominousburrito5198
      @ominousburrito5198 2 роки тому +1

      wow copyright existed back then? i guess it makes sense but i didn't expect it.

    • @PatrickKQ4HBD
      @PatrickKQ4HBD 2 роки тому +1

      Dang, dude. Keeping the flame alive, I see. 👍👍

    • @umbriferus
      @umbriferus 2 роки тому +3

      @@ominousburrito5198 bro are you fr?

  • @aNeighbour
    @aNeighbour 2 роки тому +710

    Ok, but that line about Plato living in his own imaginary kingdom made me laugh 😂

    • @mingthan7028
      @mingthan7028 2 роки тому +100

      His own Republic

    • @Random3716
      @Random3716 2 роки тому +64

      And how! That is one of the sickest burns I have ever heard.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +86

      Yeah, that joke aged perfectly. Lucian wrote his book for an audience of an intellectual in-crowd, and the fact that I get it makes me feel like I'm part of that crowd.

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 2 роки тому +2

      What did exactly the joke mean? 😗

    • @aNeighbour
      @aNeighbour 2 роки тому +3

      @@mrpurple11 I think the more important question is, "What does that '😙' mean?"

  • @caltheuntitled8021
    @caltheuntitled8021 2 роки тому +224

    Id like to point out that, as it is approximately 1.8 thousand years old, this story is in the public domain and anyone can make their own adaptation of it.

    • @VelvetMetrolink
      @VelvetMetrolink Рік тому +16

      I'm sure Disney own it somehow.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Рік тому +6

      @gat9800 They'll make an adaptation and somehow own any future iteration of it and scare away anyone trying to make an original adaptation of it.

    • @creeperkinght1144
      @creeperkinght1144 Рік тому +2

      @@VelvetMetrolink then they'll put in the most political stuff in it as fast as possible and blame a random person for being insensitive and a being mean jerk.

    • @VelvetMetrolink
      @VelvetMetrolink Рік тому +7

      @CreeperkingHT This comment is about you and the way you perceive the world, not about Disney. Every piece of content is political because that is the nature of politics. You either question the status quo or go along with it. Going along with it is just as political an act as calling for change. Both are inherently political positions. What you are saying is the politics in them offends you. Normally when people say that, the politics they are offended by is the representation of people who traditionally went unrepresented in media and are different to them.

    • @creeperkinght1144
      @creeperkinght1144 Рік тому +1

      @@VelvetMetrolink Bro. IT was a joke. No source of fictional media offends me because I don't care about the politics in them, I'm just aware of it. Whoop de doo. It was a satirical comment on how companies put political perspectives into shows that aren't necessary, like Star Wars. Sure people get upset, that's fine, but me I don't care man. I know everything isnt about me and that's fine, even great ( I don't like the feeling of the world staring at me, too much stress.) My opinion is my opinion and people can care or not care, and that's whatever dude. Politics are boring. Don't take it so seriously, like how this story does, just for fun and goofiness and adventure. Disney may mess up sometimes and there's shame of making some humor out of it. They do what they do.:) P.S Congratulations you just wasted your time over a joke comment. :P

  • @maxwellmills4825
    @maxwellmills4825 2 роки тому +523

    This story is actually brilliant and if it was to be made into a Monty python-esque movie I would definitely watch it

  • @derekmatzek9551
    @derekmatzek9551 2 роки тому +679

    Dude, could u imagine if Terry Gilliam made a movie based on this story, it would be the most batshit insane thing ever and it’d be great

    • @josh.8104
      @josh.8104 2 роки тому +22

      They better get on that, Pythons are dropping like puppycorns in a Vinyard.

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 2 роки тому +25

      @@josh.8104 John Cleese seems to be holding up rather well. I think his annoyance level regarding modern society is keeping him alive.

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios 2 роки тому +43

      This story reminds me of of one of his actual movies: The Adventures of Baron Von Monchouser. The plot is different but the framing de ice is that this eccentric old man is telling these insane off-the wall stories about his life and exploits and no one believes him.

    • @derekmatzek9551
      @derekmatzek9551 2 роки тому +7

      @@Elonyx.studios I’ve seen it and it’s amazing, Robin Williams character was madness incarnate

    • @dano8902
      @dano8902 2 роки тому +4

      @@Elonyx.studios I love that movie! I remember when it was first released the critics shit on it hard. It was at that point I learned not to trust their opinions.

  • @gamestarz2001
    @gamestarz2001 2 роки тому +478

    So basically: 2 minutes of tree ladies, 10 hours of space battles, 1 hour of whale belly battles, then a bunch of other crazy stuff. Amazing.

  • @paulinesaraf3172
    @paulinesaraf3172 Рік тому +59

    What a fantastic time he must have had writing this!!

  • @ElEscolta
    @ElEscolta 2 роки тому +109

    i honestly want a full series of this, maybe animated, with unironically high budget and the best CGI only for it to end with a "To be Continue" that will never resolve, or maybe just leads up to a super meta story of people after the fact trying to come up with a good enough story to end it.

  • @acelibrarian
    @acelibrarian 2 роки тому +879

    The whole "This is FICTION!" disclaimer was important because the idea of fiction was so foreign to ancient Greece. Like, they had it, but there were very strict conventions to be observed so as to not confuse the common man. The first time an actor actually played a part instead of being a storyteller, there was written outrage that the common yokel would think the actor truly was the character and how dare these theatre people tell such lies and try to pass themselves off as Dionysus or Medea?

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 2 роки тому +8

      Amazing!

    • @WilliamFord972
      @WilliamFord972 2 роки тому +88

      The radio premiere of _War of the Worlds_ comes to mind.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 роки тому +4

      I mean, you still get idiouts who like to pretend their Vulcans. They are the most toxic people in the star trek fandom

    • @finncullen
      @finncullen 2 роки тому +5

      @@Stettafire How idioutic

    • @pietrayday9915
      @pietrayday9915 2 роки тому +67

      I'm reminded of the late dawn of "talkie" film-making, when film-makers started to realize they could add music soundtracks. We take these for granted today, but at the time, there was no proper convention for it, the idea of a music soundtrack was so avant-garde and weird, film-makers worried that the audience would be disturbed by music that didn't have an in-movie source... "Where IS all that music coming from???" Audiences, it seems, are a little smarter than critics and movie studios give them credit for, though, so it seems that musical soundtracks - much like special effects, actors who are not the same people as their characters, and fictional story-telling - were pretty readily embraced by ordinary people, who have accepted it all as part of the experience!
      And I mention special effects because, in the early days of silent film-making, special effects were considered to be sort of the realm of stage magicians: a slightly shifty sort of thing that was maybe meant to lie to and trick the audience, rather than a form of art in their own right, which is how audiences actually accepted special effects. So, that "weird silent French movie" - 'A Trip to the Moon' - was actually the work of George Melies, director, special-effects creator, producer, etc., who was also an accomplished stage magician, with many of his movie's special effects being pretty obviously derived from a mix of stage magic, puppet shows, and stage play backdrops, costumes, and props, presented in a fanciful way that was certainly meant to be more playful, than convincing. Thomas Edison made a couple early sci-fi movies, too, which similarly depended on stage magic.
      And then, there are NINJAS! Mention "ninja" to anyone today, and they'll probably picture a guy dressed in black outfits and masks, where ninjas, as assassins, almost certainly dressed more like ordinary people who blended into the background - farmers, messengers, servants, and that sort of thing. The modern "ninja" costume is actually that of stage-hands in Japanese theater: the guys who moved stage dressing around between acts, supplied special effects, and that sort of thing - the black outfits helped the stagehands to blend into the background off the sides of the stage, where the audience might see them, but could safely ignore them. Until someone needed an assassin in a play, and decided to do something really weird, shocking, and avant-garde: rather than the usual practice of choosing one of of the lesser characters on stage to be the ninja, one of the stage-hands was written into the play as the ninja - nobody saw THAT coming! It was so shocking and such a bold, attention-getting, and popular decision, that the modern black-clad ninja was born!
      It would have been sort of like watching a traditional western stage play, and having a member of the audience jump up onto the stage to "assassinate" another character! Which, come to think of it, was a popular gimmick in professional wrestling, which would similarly "break the fourth wall" and have staged arguments and fights between wrestlers and the audience, beginning with the old days of pro wrestling, which started as a kind of circus side-show which would encourage local wrestlers - who were usually secretly in on a rigged show, before pro wrestling came to openly acknowledge it's a "work" - to emerge from the audience to compete with the professionals. In more recent years, having random characters jump out of the audience to fight famous wrestlers as the start of a new feud is a pretty common way to introduce a new wrestler. It probably didn't take early audiences very long to figure out the truth about pro-wrestling, and just accept it as part of the show, much like stage magic audiences understand that it's all sleight of hand, and that's the real art of a magic show, rather than actually believing in magic!
      The fourth-wall-breaking gimmick is another one of those things where there were little rules that got deliberately broken eventually, which might be one of the last few examples that still shock audiences even today: it must have been pretty weird for audiences the first time they saw actors on stage address the audience directly in, say a Shakespearean play! As a routine part of post-modernism, we kind of accept that sort of thing as more or less normal, but film-makers even now find new ways to shock audiences a little with new ways of doing this! (The horror movie 'Funny Games' infamously used this trick to have maniac killers use a TV remote control to "undo" a scene where one of their victims almost escapes! Before that, William Castle in the 1950s infamously produced horror movies with accompanying gimmicks that included skeletons that would float over theater audiences on wires, or seats that were wired to "buzz" some audience members when a monster known as 'The Tingler' supposedly escapes into a theater on-screen in the movie by the same name while Vincent Price instructs the audience to scream for their lives - the gimmicks are famous, but they would still weird audiences out today as something that hasn't really turned into a cliche yet!)
      Speaking of horror movies, that travelogue gimmick that this early sci-fi story parodies still exists, after a fashion, even today: it's the early ancestor of the Found Footage Film! You were still seeing the travelogue being parodied as recently as 'Gulliver's Travels', while the practically identical "trope" of telling a fantasy, sci-fi, or horror story in the format of a fictional confession, diary, newspaper article, or manuscript in a bottle was pretty well-established by the time Edgar Allan Poe made it a permanent staple of Gothic literature. The next logical thing, after trick ghost photography played the whole thing straight in the age of Spiritualism, was for someone to simply trade in the old apocalyptic log confession or journal entries for a movie camera....

  • @Tiniuc
    @Tiniuc 2 роки тому +1082

    We NEED and I mean *NEED* a blender team to get together and make this man's ancient, ridiculous, shit post of a story a real thing.

    • @TheCrazyHedgehogLady
      @TheCrazyHedgehogLady 2 роки тому +39

      ::raises hand:: I’m in! And so is my little companion. But I’m only one writer, and her weird little hedgehog companion. Who else is in??
      😁😄

    • @ssokolow
      @ssokolow 2 роки тому +26

      In the mean time, give Terry Gilliam's The Adventures of Baron Munchausen from 1988 a watch as the next-best thing. It's even got Robin Williams as the king of the moon.

    • @timothypryor7952
      @timothypryor7952 2 роки тому +9

      I want the guys who did Jojo's bizarre adventure to do this.

    • @asuhdude3510
      @asuhdude3510 2 роки тому +15

      @@TheCrazyHedgehogLady He doesn’t mean they need more writers. He wants people who know how to use Blender (3d modelling software) to animate this into a story

    • @lenadams854
      @lenadams854 2 роки тому +2

      A source game

  • @CallMeTess
    @CallMeTess Рік тому +130

    That 'glass platform over a well that lets you see anything happening on earth' is honestly so similar to modern computers that it's unnerving.

    • @supersani21
      @supersani21 Рік тому +13

      You mean satellites??

    • @Anuclano
      @Anuclano Рік тому

      Obviously, a talescope. But since they hear Earth talks, it is more like a radio telescope.

    • @Erufailon42
      @Erufailon42 Рік тому +10

      Dunno, sounds more like a general decription of a crystal ball to me.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 роки тому +4307

    The guy wrote one of the earliest sci-fi, spoof, political commentary, expose content on fake celebrities, yaoi themed utopia, treesome porn, weapons made out of asparagus, and ultimately teased a sequel that would never be made. This Lucian dude was ahead of his time.

  • @yllejord
    @yllejord 2 роки тому +147

    I grew up in Greece where we had the pleasure of studying Loukianos at school, both parts of the True Story and a couple of his Dialogues of the Dead. Loved him. It's hard to convince teenagers that a 2000 year old writer is actually funny, but he made it somehow.
    ETA: It's been decades since then, but I think I remember the weird random details being references to current events. I also remember the line "if you don't believe me go see for yourselves" having a footnote explaining the joke in the schoolbook. Because the authors did put some satirists in our schoolbook, but they did not trust us to get it...? I guess?

    • @RamManNo1
      @RamManNo1 2 роки тому +7

      Really I think dwindling reading comprehension in modern society is a reason a lot of people don’t “get it”. Most people would never even attempt to read this because of too many four syllable words :/

    • @yllejord
      @yllejord 2 роки тому +4

      @@RamManNo1 oh, we got it alright back then and kids today get it too.
      That footnote was just some old professor thinking kids are stupid.

    • @corrinflakes9659
      @corrinflakes9659 2 роки тому

      I feel like some of the perspective of what made this particular story funny kind of changed over the two eras. Back then, it was “facts” that were so absurdly impossible and provided commentary on other contemporary authors, it was relatable. Today, while giving perspective had elements of things we probably would guess they couldn’t figure out given the advances in technology, but then throw a curveball with concepts that strongly parallel modern things, ideas, and concepts AI and how its utilized both in real world application and modern sci-fi storytelling such as the world with floating lamps that were assigned purposes, like a sort of code, or ideas that resemble things you’re more likely to find in a weird fanfic where the author really wants two men to get together but one dies and the other has a canonical child and wasn’t that into women in the literal canon text, so mpreg, except instead of “Kakyoin laid an egg for Jotaro and hatch out Jolyne”, you get leg babies.

  • @vak.o
    @vak.o 2 роки тому +271

    Are you kidding? Lucian’s my favorite author of all time! I read A True Story 2,000 years ago back when it first published and it was a treat! It’s been 2,000 years and the small community of Lucian’s fan base is still waiting on A True Story: The Truest of Them All, but I heard Lucian’s already finished half of it! It’s very exciting to see where he’ll take it, a favorite fan theory is that he meets Joe Biden in Mars! Thrilled!