This is by far the dumbest, fake guru style of therapy I’ve ever seen. I can absolutely see rich housewives espousing its numerous benefits at $950 a session though.
I tried this. I really thought that I may have burns but surprisingly I have none. This is like an express sauna if you don’t have time to sit for hours
humans made a place you can go to ask a cross to give you what you want and all you gotta do is say some things that are written in a random book that nobody knows who wrote
Imagine walking in the building to get a massage to be met with the Jumanji drum beat. So you go find where it's coming from only to see that this guy just lit his customer on fire.
@carin0280 I only see a few. The intense heat from the fire increases blood blow and soften up the tissue layers. So when they remove the sheets, the therapist will be able to easily work deeper into a muscles without it being to tight to begin with. Most massage therapist have to use techniques to stimulate tissues but this speeds up that process. Its similar to hot stone massage if you know what those are. That's all I'm able to really tell from 1st glance. I have no clue what the drum is for tho.
Wasn't an Indian that's for sure! I see this going the way of the stupid white people in Arizona that decided on a sweat lodge that killed other stupid white people....
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Adresse ??
Where is video from
First person to fall asleep at the sleep over
Your different 😂😂
Prank em john 😂
U only have a 100 likes? You deserve more😂😂😂😂
Rookie mastake they disivered it
Rookie mistake
"What'd you do this weekend?"
"Oh you know, got set on fire."
What a story they have to tell now lol.
Your soooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Literally love it ❤❤❤
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Nahh this isn't a massage this is a cremation
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*relaxing asmr cremation
Exactly what I was thinking
That’s not a cremation !! They put actual human bodies in an oven at the funeral home
Or a ritual judging by the drum
Friend: “How was the massage”
Me: “it was fire.”
Literally...
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literlly
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“This girl is on FIREEEEEE”
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“This girl is on Fire” ❌
“The girl on fire” ✅
If you know you know
Oh my God bro like
Plot twist: it’s a boy
This is not massage. This is exorcism. 😂
😂😂😂😂 true
Begone witch!
الأرواح الشريرة تحب النار
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this has to do with spirits
911: "How can I help you?"
Drummer: "Blanket guy took a day off"
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😮ow 911celle now health ok
Massage in heaven with full of trumpets and many more😁🤣🤣
Arizona'nın delisi😂😂😂
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Bro is drumming and the fire is Dancing 😂😂😂
Fr
thats the idea, voodoo xamanism
“ that’ll be $950, I hope you enjoyed this life transcending experience”
"Life transcending experience"😂😂😂
Yeah fr this is a cash grab
There’s so many things. I’d say this is trying too hard.
This is by far the dumbest, fake guru style of therapy I’ve ever seen. I can absolutely see rich housewives espousing its numerous benefits at $950 a session though.
Oh yeah this is definitely a 'people with more money than sense' targeted thing. Wtf is this supposed to help anyone with? 😂
Therapy ❌
Cult ritual ✔️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂😂 innit
When your card declines at the end of the massage
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Lmao😂
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Then you will be on fire
Imagine someone peeking from the window because of the drum beats and seeing these scenes only😂
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When you find out you're 1% Native American:
Ohhh them Generokees......
Kiçìyâ ê wakansíçá othí wasicu
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Ikr I'm akimal o'tham Arizona pima tribe see this all over on the south ppl saying doing dumb shit like this
Exactly what a washisu.
@@Ramirez-j1hDo you see anything specifically indigenous here? The drumming and the fire don’t seem inherently from any culture. Could be many.
customer lying down : so what massage technique you gonna do next?
therapist : burn ur ass ..
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Those drum means a Jumanji call of duty😂😂😂
Wrong
Verdade 😂😂😂
You've just reminded me I still need to finish the last season of Vikings Valhalla
Same 😂
Man is cooking for dinner and doing some kind of ritual at the same time lol
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Ohhh Jeffrey........
That beat was FIRE, Yo!
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Hahahaha
Literally
This is why you’re still a virgin elvon sarza
*Perilous Journey from Halo CE starts to play*
My first thought was: VIKING FUNERAL!!! 😂😂😂
Edit: thx for the likes!
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Oh my LOGI you're right! .......
i thinking same😂
Stoik
I tried this. I really thought that I may have burns but surprisingly I have none. This is like an express sauna if you don’t have time to sit for hours
He sending ur soul to another world n call it a massage.
Hahaha
Yeah... To heaven lol
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It ain't a massage, it's a funeral 😂😂😂
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Funeral Celebration 🥁
These guys earn easy money… no need to use their muscles to do the work… just set fire and play the drum 😂
Без лаха и жызень не плаха 😂😂😂
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agree
Без лаха и жызень не плаха 😂😂
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"What kinda massage did you get?"
"Well done"
😮 underrated
Imagine walking out of there with 3rd degree burns but really relaxed
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Lmao 🤣 handing out money
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Relaxed and smell like bacon🥓
He is sending him to final destination
😂😂😂😂if he or she notice too late 😅😅😅
The fire, the drums. This a whole ass ritual
If by ritual you mean a stupid waste of time and money then yes this is a whole ass ritual.
Jaja 😄 !!
This massage is LIT! 😂
Do you want to attend your own funeral while being alive?
This man : YES
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Lol
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I felt like a new part of Jumanji movie has released😂
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Hahajaja😂😂😂
Ngl in the beginning this looks like a sacrifice🤣🤣
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That looks fire
The person : "I'm on fire" 🙂
طيب وش حسيت فيه ؟ السؤال الثاني / هل أنت خواجه ؟
The fire is on me actually*
This girl is on fireee
I bet the drumming makes all the difference 😂
The Key Element!
Haaaahahahahaha!
HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!
(can't forget the 'marching powder')
@@mastermindenterpriseslimit7555
Marching powder? I was thinking more along the lines of psychedelics.😂
The drumming takes away the , I'm freaking on fire sensation.
If this doesn't awaken some core memory of being cooked alive by cannibals while they play drums around you, idk what will.
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Worker: why isn't he waking up oh well next customer 💀
That beat of the drum felt so good...
#$1000.00
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I see this man is tapping into his Apache roots after getting his results from Ancestry.
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The stupid stuff humans come up with sometimes... It's impressive!
I agree with you 100 percent.,.... People.... I think most have lost their fu ken mines
humans made a place you can go to ask a cross to give you what you want and all you gotta do is say some things that are written in a random book that nobody knows who wrote
@@timchavious9440 mines like antitank mine??
@yomamsahoe8769 you are the people we're talking about.....
@@BryanRoupe everything is fun and games till is your religion that's being made fun of huh
yoo bro that was a fire massage 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Now your gonna feel a slight burning sensation 😂😂😂
Proceeds to roast someone
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😟 I could never let anyone do this to me lol I might think that they would burn me alive yikesss
You should try it. And it's dam good..
Vikings be like:
The wise words of Ricky Bobby … IM ON FIRE IM ON FIRE SOMEBODY HELP ME IM ON FIRE !!!!🔥
St. Peter: “So how’d you die?”
This guy: “I was set on fire for a massage.”
St. Peter: Oh thats...ayo wtf!? 😮😂
Q: "Is this feeling good?"
A: "Fire."
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At the end, he will push that stick to hole
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Imagine walking in the building to get a massage to be met with the Jumanji drum beat. So you go find where it's coming from only to see that this guy just lit his customer on fire.
Now imagine he takes the blanket off and the fire is still their 💀
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And you are next?
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Next customer pleeaaaaaase😂
Massage ❌
Sacrifice ✅
Instead of banging that drum he should be on standby with a fire extinguisher
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What did i just watch
A) Human bbq
B) voodoo craft ritual
C) satanic sacrifice
D) all the above.
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E. A stupidly tired friend
RITUAL completed, now you cannot die.😂
“Dad look! That man’s on fire!”
“No I mean like he’s literally on fire”
Bro took YOU ROASTED to a whole different level
На 40 минут в духовку и потом под полотенце на 10 минут. Не забудьте соль)
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так джини изгоняют😂😂😂😂
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Они не забудет перец тоже надо
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Taking out the soul from the body 😂😂
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Actually he wanna taste round hips according to pizza. 30 minutes in oven then 10minutes under towel.
He should not forget salt🎉
We burning the mummy with this one 🔥
“ are you sure this is safe?”
“ yeah it’s fine “ famous last words 😅😢
"Trust me bro"
Reminds me of somebody!
D.T.
Let him cook😂😂
Add some seasoning !
Yo, that massage was straight 🔥🔥🔥👌💯
Fire massage ❌
Funeral Ceremony ✔️
You will be a Jedi, I promise
A Jedi you will be
Underrated comment.
Lols
hes medium rare now
I'll take the well Done treatment
Don’t know why but the harmony of the drums just reminds me of the sound like in the movie jumanji 😂😅
true
"This massage is on fire"
Last final words from Pete
I drink Cranbury juice when I need a cleansing
Based
When the 23 and me comes back with 1% native american
I had it once, and I can assure you that all of my pains and bones are gone !
That’s because it numbs your bones, and nerves, burning them.🤣🤣🤣
Is this your ghost speaking.
So you have no bones?that is not good!
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Bro is summoning his gods
What kind of crazy psychopath came up with a massage like this?
What’s the benefit of this?? Probably none..
@carin0280 I only see a few. The intense heat from the fire increases blood blow and soften up the tissue layers. So when they remove the sheets, the therapist will be able to easily work deeper into a muscles without it being to tight to begin with. Most massage therapist have to use techniques to stimulate tissues but this speeds up that process. Its similar to hot stone massage if you know what those are. That's all I'm able to really tell from 1st glance. I have no clue what the drum is for tho.
Wasn't an Indian that's for sure!
I see this going the way of the stupid white people in Arizona that decided on a sweat lodge that killed other stupid white people....
@@roshi_blackent.88I wonder what sheet/blanket he must be using for this lmao
I refuse to believe there’s a person underneath that cloth lol
Massage in 2100: massage liquid nitrogen Asmr
Ah yes i love being set on fire, its just so relaxing 😂😂😂😂😂 intense drumming yes please 😂😂😂
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Massage < demon ritual
When you realize the massager is your long time enemy 😂😂😂 its too late your on fire😂😂😅
"Oooo im kind of getting toasty, whats that smell?"
"OMG IM ON FIRE"🔥
It is called a barbeque massage. 😂
I got a massage, plus now I’m on a Pink Floyd album cover.
When a unknown tribe sees me sleeping in the rainforest
Bro is creating his own Ghost Rider 🔥💀
That old dude roasted me
Dad to their son: "Dinner is ready..."💀💀💀
Who came here after SkinBone video? Lol
Lmao 😭 👋
Me 😂😂
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Guilty 🙋🏾♂️🤣
Who’s SkinBone?
Everything went away... my pain, my stress, my tension, my skin, my bones, my life and eventually all my debt. They should call it debt counseling.
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Bro took "this massage will be fire" to another level
Yo this massage was fire😂
My boy looks like draco malfoy.💀
That’s not a massage, that’s a sacrifice.
Thats not massaging thats summoning the devil💀
Edit:omg thanks for 1 like
Your edit made me laugh and spit out my cupcake. Thanks alot
Да это реально, по гугли изгнание джина
Bro got sacrificed 😂
Bro just seasoned it with drum 🥁
This is total madness. You can't convince me otherwise.
You can say that again!😂
People two thousand years ago to there youngest child when it stops raining for a week:
Just casually watching someone perform a ritual 😂
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The Massage name: Going to Hell temporarily
Me and the boys eating the lost hiker:
lmfao
Bro went in for a massage and ended up a sacrifice 💀
The massage is lit😂
Im pretty sure the blanket is a fire blanket which is made to protect you from fire if the fire is on you
Mountain massage will be introduced soon 😂😂
Adam still not see this video 😂