The Midbeast cashier arc: “Today we are spectating this Korean cashier who can scan over ten items per minute, absolutely crushing Korean market queues.”
considering he isn't into football he's spot on with the logic that all ronaldo stans use to justify him being better than messi, it's mostly sexual attraction at this point
So brave of Drew to expose the Lil Yachty vs Lil Boat drama, This could be as controversial as the time he valiantly defeated Dopa! (Most people don’t know, he’s very humble about it) Please make a video where you do push-ups every time Baus dies!
i would just like to say i dont think there is a better feeling on earth than sitting down at le pc with dinner and drink and watching a midbeast video
Bro I swear what Midbeast said is true. I can only recall general stuff but no specific things from staying home during the lockdowns haha. It all just becomes a blur.
Most midbeast videos are legit reviews of gameplay. Any video with bausffs is just mid beast watching his favourite UA-camr and accidentally pressing record.
14:15 Why the fuck would Riot remove stacking Chain Vests? Stacking Serrated Dirk was good because it was more gold efficient in terms of raw stats to buy 3 Dirks (20 AD, 10 Lethality for 1000 gold times three = 60 AD, 30 Lethality for 3k gold) than it was to buy any Lethality item. This doesn't speed up any assassin's first item power spike, it actually delays it, since most lethality items cost less than 3k gold to give ~50 AD and ~15 lethality. The problem with it was that it was just such a strong power spike for almost all assassins, and triple Dirk gave you immense one-shot power. Triple Chain Vest only affects two champions. Tank Malphite, K'Sante, and Rammus. These are the only champions out of the ~160+ champions in League that benefit from stacking chain vests, and even then, Malphite and K'Sante both don't benefit half as much as Rammus does, since Rammus armor scaling is so much better than K'Sante or Malphite's armor scaling. So stacking Vests doesn't up the kill pressure of all tanks, just 3 of them. It also doesn't give those three tanks the power to one shot anybody, it just makes them very unkillable. And being unkillable is the healthiest design philosophy for tanks. Its way better than tanks doing over tuned levels of damage, its better than tanks having 4 hours of chain CC in their kits. Being unkillable is very healthy for tank champions. Even if Malphite did do illegal levels of damage by stacking armor, he's still entirely reliant on his ultimate to gap close, unlike Talon stacking Dirks, who can jump walls or leap stab you with Q, on top of using his ult to gap close. And how would Riot stop the stacking of Chain Vests? Dirk stacking was stopped by making the 10 lethality into a unique passive. A passive in League is unique if it has its own name to it, which Dirk's passive did have its own name, called "Gouge". The Gouge passive effect was that it granted 10 lethality. So you could buy six Dirks, but only one of the Gouge passives would be in effect, so you'd still only have 10 lethality. Chain Vest has no passive. It only has one fucking stat. 40 armor. How the fuck would you make that non-stackable? Would you really give Chain Vest a unique passive stating that the item basically gives no stats, its just a passive that grants 40 armor? Even if you actually do want to go that route, I circle back to my original question. Why? K'Sante, Malphite, and Rammus are the only champions who could even remotely benefit from stacking armor like that, and even then, literally only Rammus does it, and on top of that, only LANE Rammus does it. The rarest example of a single champion does it, other than that, no one else ever does this. If lane Rammus is a balance issue, directly nerfing Rammus's ability to lane makes infinitely more sense than to make a change to Chain Vest. And lastly, stacking armor has less effectiveness than buying a mix of armor and a mix of HP. It doesn't matter if you reduce all physical damage down to one incoming damage, if your max HP is one HP. Likewise, it doesn't matter if your max HP is one hundred billion, if you take one hundred billion incoming damage, you're still getting one shot no matter how much HP you have. Have a reasonable amount of HP and a reasonable amount of armor, and you're going to be more tanky than if you just buy a ton of armor OR a ton of HP.
"The car may be 20 years old with $300,000 miles with no major maintenance done to it; but don't get it twisted, it's completely worth the $35,000. And if you're not completely sure, you can purchase an extended warranty." -Used Car Salesbeast 2024
"99% of things you're interested in, probably won't work out." True, but 99% of what you learn in school is also useless, unless that particular thing is something you're interested in, and plan to directly utilize in the field you're persuing.
Good luck with that uni degree, we will never stop watching the most impressive Dopa-demolisher Midland content creator to join our binary internet system
that rammus is disgusting to watch twitch must have felt so helpless that game cant walk up and do anything and kindred, rammus making it a 4v3 constantly cause kindred scared and twitch
Have you ever considered a job as one of those people who drives those golf carts onto driving ranges to collect the golf balls? I think you'd be great at it
Nasus is a counter so proxy, he can be a very difficult match up for singed because of this the only way you win lane is if you run aery and just bully the hell out of him and freeze on him
The Midbeast cashier arc: “Today we are spectating this Korean cashier who can scan over ten items per minute, absolutely crushing Korean market queues.”
10 items per minute would be insanely slow though, 30 was the expectation where I worked.
"SUPER OCEANIC SERVER CASHIER 5 SCANS PER SECOND??? "MIDBEANS IS NOT HUMAN"
@@haydenhenderson19whats 10 for midbeast is 100 for us normies
midbeast and baus on the same team is about to be peak cinema
If this comment gets 50k likes i will eat 500 sausages
it was funny during their climbing bet
Right when he picked midbeast in the draft I was so excited I told my wife.....she had no idea what I was talking about but had to tell someone lol
The sexual tension will be insane
@@anthonyfreeman2992there will be a tournament or something? Didnt watch League contet a few months
14:40 "No way Twitch is still here, right?
Rammus: "Right."
24:05 mokay
Bid Meast looking extremely breedable! Truly a magnificent animal!
If this comment gets 50k likes i will eat 500 sausages
If this comment gets 50k likes i will eat 500 sausages
>breedable
>animal
🧐
Wth...
@@Mynth16hi :3
Midbeast car salesman:
“This is a sleek brand new car, but don’t get it twisted, it doesn’t have a CD player.”
midbeast saying ronaldo is better at football because he has abs and calfs 💀
i think he said it because this is the stuff that makes people comment
considering he isn't into football he's spot on with the logic that all ronaldo stans use to justify him being better than messi, it's mostly sexual attraction at this point
@@Jellypeño6 I think he said Messi was the goat once, and then said that lol
unfollowed solely because of this
Anyone that's convinced by Baus to drop out of school probably would have failed anyways.
So brave of Drew to expose the Lil Yachty vs Lil Boat drama,
This could be as controversial as the time he valiantly defeated Dopa! (Most people don’t know, he’s very humble about it)
Please make a video where you do push-ups every time Baus dies!
this guy said NAS IS TRASH??? THE MAN THAT CREATED THE BLUEPRINT???
he had to be confusing him with nav lol..... i refuse to believe this
@@Jtav69 Lol im coping he did, he recognized the song name immediately.
Let's be honest, Baus doesn't know anything about school, Midbeast doesn't know anything about football but they do about League that's why we watch
2:07 wtf that minion just teleported to a different spot
If this comment gets 50k likes i will eat 500 sausages
just a small indie company cut them some slack
The best part of Midbeast's Bauffs videos is the cover picture lmao.
They way Rammus says "Okay" just after Midbeast lol 24:08
28:18 Nah, this is 200 years of game balancing experience man
Midbeast is so humble for leaving the baus at 50% volume instead of fully muting him. We are truly blessed
14:43 rammus responded "right."
i would just like to say i dont think there is a better feeling on earth than sitting down at le pc with dinner and drink and watching a midbeast video
Midbeast what team do you support in the footy league?
as soon as this man said Christian Ronaldo i knew he was going to spew the worst take
Messy glazer cope
@@blackwomangamer2637 world cup where?
@@The6617penalties where? Obviously for Argentina
That's one of his best takes btw! xD And I agree!
@@johnronaldo3107 86% to 83% in favor of ronaldo, one of the only stats ronaldo has over messi and it's more or less 3 fucking percent
Love the more plates more dates reference from Mid Buffbeast
13:15 LMAOOOOOOOO
3:20
Midbeast: "there is no deaths in 4 minutes on rammus, maybe a new record for baus"
Baus: "should be"
xD
24:10 Rasmus ok In sync with drew
Bro I swear what Midbeast said is true. I can only recall general stuff but no specific things from staying home during the lockdowns haha. It all just becomes a blur.
we need a youtuber that reviews midbeast’s reviews
5:00 yes a ridiculous take. Ronaldo is a better finisher, Messi is the better player.
damn the memory recall part hits hard
10:30 I've seen at least 30 times when junglers go to gank Bauss what happens... Bauss 100% ignores the jungler and keeps farming...
He loses tempo if he helps. Makes sense to me
16:42 the 0 IQ Kindred move there made me burst out in laughter
The pain in drew's eyes is the pain of a man accused of being "too generous and thoughtful a lover" by one too many partners
Midbeast you would make a good personal trainer, masseuse, moderator, model, movie star, 4th grade english teacher.
Midbeast you should start a series on the main channel of you playing/climbing rank
thank you so much midmennace, i will first try this in my gold ranked game now.
Midbeast would do great as a calvin klein model
aint no way midbeast called him messy
He’s not wrong
5:53 so real i forget everything too
Most midbeast videos are legit reviews of gameplay. Any video with bausffs is just mid beast watching his favourite UA-camr and accidentally pressing record.
02:50 i recommend you applying to be baus's assistant
Baus is the only person who has fun playing this game constantly smiling with his trollface ahh face. what a king
4:57 GOAT recognize GOAT.
Midbeast spitting BASED on this school rant
5:33 wow :(
totally agree about the brain rot thing
I think he's overlooking the fact he's using all of the core subjects in League of legends.
Midbeast claiming Messi's 44 tournament wins are disregarded because Ronaldo has bigger calves is pretty awesome.
12:48 Legendary comment
Fire school takes. Sht sports takes. That's our midbeast
Behavioural addiction is the thing you’re looking for mid beast
10:20 it's not only Baus, it's just EUW in general, they ignore top side for whatever reason...
U are doing really well Drew.
Beating Dopa is enough for a lifetime.
2:50 league players have extensive knowledge of flipping burgers. so macces or bk?
Literacy after baus becomes president 📉📉📉📉📉📉
Mid beast would be a good insurance salesman
Ya for the most part, school felt like a prison sentence here in the states. I agree with baus.
you should try working at the local train station as a jiggilo. it be a great fit, literally
did anybody notice the caster minion diseappearing at 2:08 ?
I almost skipped school today. Good thing I didn't get it twisted!
14:15 Why the fuck would Riot remove stacking Chain Vests? Stacking Serrated Dirk was good because it was more gold efficient in terms of raw stats to buy 3 Dirks (20 AD, 10 Lethality for 1000 gold times three = 60 AD, 30 Lethality for 3k gold) than it was to buy any Lethality item. This doesn't speed up any assassin's first item power spike, it actually delays it, since most lethality items cost less than 3k gold to give ~50 AD and ~15 lethality. The problem with it was that it was just such a strong power spike for almost all assassins, and triple Dirk gave you immense one-shot power.
Triple Chain Vest only affects two champions. Tank Malphite, K'Sante, and Rammus. These are the only champions out of the ~160+ champions in League that benefit from stacking chain vests, and even then, Malphite and K'Sante both don't benefit half as much as Rammus does, since Rammus armor scaling is so much better than K'Sante or Malphite's armor scaling. So stacking Vests doesn't up the kill pressure of all tanks, just 3 of them. It also doesn't give those three tanks the power to one shot anybody, it just makes them very unkillable. And being unkillable is the healthiest design philosophy for tanks. Its way better than tanks doing over tuned levels of damage, its better than tanks having 4 hours of chain CC in their kits. Being unkillable is very healthy for tank champions. Even if Malphite did do illegal levels of damage by stacking armor, he's still entirely reliant on his ultimate to gap close, unlike Talon stacking Dirks, who can jump walls or leap stab you with Q, on top of using his ult to gap close.
And how would Riot stop the stacking of Chain Vests? Dirk stacking was stopped by making the 10 lethality into a unique passive. A passive in League is unique if it has its own name to it, which Dirk's passive did have its own name, called "Gouge". The Gouge passive effect was that it granted 10 lethality. So you could buy six Dirks, but only one of the Gouge passives would be in effect, so you'd still only have 10 lethality.
Chain Vest has no passive. It only has one fucking stat. 40 armor. How the fuck would you make that non-stackable? Would you really give Chain Vest a unique passive stating that the item basically gives no stats, its just a passive that grants 40 armor? Even if you actually do want to go that route, I circle back to my original question. Why? K'Sante, Malphite, and Rammus are the only champions who could even remotely benefit from stacking armor like that, and even then, literally only Rammus does it, and on top of that, only LANE Rammus does it. The rarest example of a single champion does it, other than that, no one else ever does this. If lane Rammus is a balance issue, directly nerfing Rammus's ability to lane makes infinitely more sense than to make a change to Chain Vest.
And lastly, stacking armor has less effectiveness than buying a mix of armor and a mix of HP. It doesn't matter if you reduce all physical damage down to one incoming damage, if your max HP is one HP. Likewise, it doesn't matter if your max HP is one hundred billion, if you take one hundred billion incoming damage, you're still getting one shot no matter how much HP you have. Have a reasonable amount of HP and a reasonable amount of armor, and you're going to be more tanky than if you just buy a ton of armor OR a ton of HP.
How much time did u spend writing this
listening to baus and midbeasto-san talk is like sitting next to the special needs table at lunch time
Never thought I'd see myself in a midbeast video crazy
"The car may be 20 years old with $300,000 miles with no major maintenance done to it; but don't get it twisted, it's completely worth the $35,000. And if you're not completely sure, you can purchase an extended warranty."
-Used Car Salesbeast 2024
Bauss talking about society is as fun as unnecessary lol
5:00 brother carefull or you might lose half you audiens
you would be a good golf analyst
Playing League is functionally identical to slamming your head against the wall for 6 hours. That may explain the memory thing.
I swear midbeast would be the best worker on a retirement home
no josh giddey jersey today middlebeast?
2:55 Marketing
I think you’d be a good security guard at Sephora
You ok man... Got real dark at like 6:40 xD
MIDBEAST, you need to do a video with Stimpee
Baus always try to give life advice like he has any experience. He just sits inside watching league all day like don't give a ted talk about life
"99% of things you're interested in, probably won't work out." True, but 99% of what you learn in school is also useless, unless that particular thing is something you're interested in, and plan to directly utilize in the field you're persuing.
ridiculous dodge at 21:28 while hes talking about music lmao
Humble midbeast not telling us he would make a great surgeon when he knows beating dopa, faker, etc is as good a qualification as any MD.
Midbean's future jobs:
Neck model
Baus champion/build recommender
KR streamer-girl evaluator
Awkwardly endearing, double entendre, speech writer
Took me 29minutes to realise yasuo was baus’ adc this game
I usually don’t comment but when one of my favorite UA-camrs mentions my favorite human being, then your day just becames just better man 😃
Glad i watched this game on Bauses channel before. Love the rammus content and playing it myself too!
Same feelings about lil boat 100% !haha
his hair slowly goes further back every video i see him in
Midbeast ganked me at my house and tried to sell me car insurance, looks like he found his calling
22:36 with taliyah ult zoning the minions maybe you can
Good luck with that uni degree, we will never stop watching the most impressive Dopa-demolisher Midland content creator to join our binary internet system
midbeast would be a fantastic flight attendant or nurse
Baus really is the dr. evil of league
that rammus is disgusting to watch twitch must have felt so helpless that game cant walk up and do anything and kindred, rammus making it a 4v3 constantly cause kindred scared and twitch
Another (probably feeding) baus video? Sure I'll bite
Baus uploading the same video after 4-5 buisness days on his channel 😂
You should be an In Flight Missile Repair Mechanic Technician
Have you ever considered a job as one of those people who drives those golf carts onto driving ranges to collect the golf balls? I think you'd be great at it
Can't wait to see this exact same gameplay on Bausi's next Friday's video...
Nasus is a counter so proxy, he can be a very difficult match up for singed because of this the only way you win lane is if you run aery and just bully the hell out of him and freeze on him
Watch the taliyah from 20:11. INSANE PLAYS
10:53 no way he watches derek 😂
You could be a news reporter or a traveling journalist
it's not brainrot, it's just being in a routine, time flies by and you do most things on autopilot
@10:54 MPMD x Midbeast crossover?
Stay in school and be sheep that watch Midbeast
Job idea: Brazilian Police Officer
im pretty sure midbeast is talking about lil dicky at the 100T party
I like Lil Dicky 😢
midbeast and baus in de Argurin NNO tournament?