If Sukuna was a Doctor

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  • @Ricarlo_skits
    @Ricarlo_skits  Рік тому +44

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    • @Gege.akutami
      @Gege.akutami Рік тому +1

      Gojo pretty hot as a kid(joke I’m not crazy)

    • @zudokun
      @zudokun Рік тому

      Don't worry ma boy I gotchu

  • @Dstryrr
    @Dstryrr Рік тому +156

    "Hey doc my wrist hurts"
    Sukuna: "I have to amputate it."
    "Uh, what? My whole hand?"
    Sukuna: "Nah your head"

    • @HeavenlySinz
      @HeavenlySinz Рік тому +14

      Being a curse don’t pay the bills sadly

  • @CallikeYTShorts
    @CallikeYTShorts Рік тому +243

    "I'm going get back for Gojo, DOMAIN EX-" That part is funny asf 😂

  • @megvmi_
    @megvmi_ Рік тому +228

    Sukuna would have a massive sign with Itadori's face cancelled out, then he'd give patients the most DIABOLICAL diagnosis ever 😂

  • @Silvercomet251
    @Silvercomet251 Рік тому +537

    Who is crazy enough to hire Sukuna as a doctor after Shibuya.

    • @sleepy8695
      @sleepy8695 Рік тому +134

      Who is crazy enough to reject Sukuna after Shibuya

    • @les5508
      @les5508 Рік тому +27

      Bro is surgical tbh

    • @Karissah2015
      @Karissah2015 Рік тому +37

      He gives really good amputations

    • @uchiwamadara4614
      @uchiwamadara4614 Рік тому +30

      lmao the funny thing is shibuya is probably just a fraction of all the killing he has done during hean era

    • @sinicule
      @sinicule Рік тому +5

      Me asf

  • @BooshraSanzid
    @BooshraSanzid Рік тому +39

    Sukuna:What's your problem?
    The whole JJK fandom:You MF💀

  • @BooshraSanzid
    @BooshraSanzid Рік тому +213

    Sukuna's the type of doctor who would tell you that you have 10 days to live and will shoot you at the 9th day on 23:59💀

  • @parth4364
    @parth4364 Рік тому +125

    STAND PROUD RICARLO , YOU'RE FUNNY.

  • @Kadreyah
    @Kadreyah Рік тому +39

    Imagine gojo goes to sukuna and tells him he has bad stomach pain and sukuna just cuts him in half like the manga

  • @megaknackrack
    @megaknackrack Рік тому +28

    Sukuna would be like the Bing of Browser searches. Anyone else would say "oh yeah just small back problems" and sukuna would diagnose them with stage 7 testicular cancer or smth

  • @Spidersprig
    @Spidersprig Рік тому +12

    Sukuna about to rip someone's heart out and say he can take it

  • @DbzDirectioner
    @DbzDirectioner Рік тому +21

    That "Covid 20" killed me. 😂😂😂

  • @JoshGian
    @JoshGian Рік тому +12

    Sukuna is the type of doctor to remove the wrong limb during a surgery

  • @nabinoorshahil2715
    @nabinoorshahil2715 Рік тому +102

    I feel like Kenjaku is more likely to do this just to mess with people. I could legit see him pretend to be a doctor just to mess with the patients. Well it is partly because of the recent chapters.

    • @mattkeller5913
      @mattkeller5913 Рік тому +19

      That's the joke lol this is Sukunas honest attempt at helping. He just can't lol unless it's by accident on a completely different mission.

    • @Ricarlo_skits
      @Ricarlo_skits  Рік тому +17

      True

    • @JoshGuillory-qq4rp
      @JoshGuillory-qq4rp Рік тому +5

      nah he'd be doing it in the nurse outfit from the latest chapter

    • @crazyman4485
      @crazyman4485 Рік тому +3

      @@JoshGuillory-qq4rphe wear it nice too 😈

    • @sarahwest2931
      @sarahwest2931 Рік тому +1

      COVID 20 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cr3101
    @cr3101 Рік тому +3

    Sukuna is the physical representation of I do not give fuck I do what I want

  • @bignoob5838
    @bignoob5838 Рік тому +54

    sukuna would ironically be an alright doctor since he used to eat people so he can probably smell the issues with your body

    • @Famygdala
      @Famygdala Рік тому +8

      I...want ti say that's not how it works. Like, that's some Yujiro shit to be real with you but in this ridiculous world of jujutsu, I'd buy it. Must be how he got his licence.

    • @master-oh6zn
      @master-oh6zn Рік тому

      Umm, what

    • @bignoob5838
      @bignoob5838 Рік тому +5

      @@master-oh6zn he's a fan of human meat he can smell you and tell if you're sick because you don't smell good/appetizing

    • @MadaraUchiha-gf6kv
      @MadaraUchiha-gf6kv Рік тому

      ​@@bignoob5838 bro made sukuna from a cursed thing to demon eating human meat 🗿

    • @MadaraUchiha-gf6kv
      @MadaraUchiha-gf6kv Рік тому

      @ahmadadnan4773 what he was cannible ? How where is it written ... It's not like I don't want to accept it but i wonder cause it's not mentioned anywhere and it's wrong to make assumptions that bad

  • @Raveneous
    @Raveneous Рік тому +27

    Sukuna will be a great surgeon with his domian ' malevolent kitchen '

  • @arunvenkatesh5817
    @arunvenkatesh5817 Рік тому +5

    imagine sukuna doing a prostate exam and he activates his cleve and dismantle technique

  • @gauthamvasudevanvasudevan2231
    @gauthamvasudevanvasudevan2231 Рік тому +111

    megumi's last words are "with this treasure i summon"🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @Xyra122
    @Xyra122 Рік тому +13

    First kenjaku a nurse and now sukuna became a doctor, what’s next?, Toji becomes a surgeon? and actually fixes gojo brain?

  • @gojo-greenleaf-the-goats
    @gojo-greenleaf-the-goats Рік тому +2

    Sukuna:if you don't have a sickness i am going to make yoi sick

  • @TheHolyM249
    @TheHolyM249 Рік тому +3

    "Does it hurt anywhere?"
    "Not really"
    "It's boutta"

  • @EmissaryOfStuff
    @EmissaryOfStuff Рік тому +4

    Sukuna would "accidently" leave his tools inside of the patient after surgery

  • @mr_0n10n5
    @mr_0n10n5 Рік тому +20

    Sukuna does whatever he wants.
    It just so happens one of those things was to graduate med school and be a medical doctor.
    Also, hospitals have a lot of negative energy, essentially amping him up to inter-planetary level

  • @Mobilewarrior335
    @Mobilewarrior335 Рік тому +16

    Sukuna really became a docter to cause more pain and suffering 💀💀💀💀

  • @FreeBird-sx3cq
    @FreeBird-sx3cq Рік тому +2

    Doctor Sukuna will heal you after killing you😂😂

  • @Tempest27
    @Tempest27 Рік тому +20

    Well I mean Mahora can learn the médecin profession 😅

  • @Denm_a
    @Denm_a Рік тому +35

    Nah i wouldn't trust Sukuna at all as a doctor🤣

  • @Noname02026
    @Noname02026 Рік тому +5

    He would be more fit to become a chef than a doctor

  • @icequeen618
    @icequeen618 Рік тому +35

    Why can I see Sukuna doing dumb shit like this but when Megumi comes in he gonna start acting like a mum 🤣😂

  • @cr3101
    @cr3101 Рік тому +4

    Please make a part 2 this is one of the most funny things I've ever seen can you please turn this into a series of sukuna just having random jobs and what he would do for example a lawyer or him entering another anime and doing random jobs

  • @The_Joemama7508
    @The_Joemama7508 Рік тому +2

    “You got covid 20 its like space aids”
    Bro im dying 😂

  • @HeavenlySinz
    @HeavenlySinz Рік тому +3

    Sukuna turning over a new leaf being a curse don’t pay the bills 😭

  • @randomyoutuber2633
    @randomyoutuber2633 Рік тому +7

    Sukuna just taking off every limb if you say it hurts.

  • @Xyra122
    @Xyra122 Рік тому +4

    This isn’t jujutsu kaisen anymore, this is jujutsu medical

  • @Just_Sam6942
    @Just_Sam6942 Рік тому +2

    Cant wait for an episode of sukuna's kitchen lessons next 😂

  • @piscesanimefan3177
    @piscesanimefan3177 Рік тому +1

    I would have asked him to step out of the room and soon as he walks out I am locking that door

  • @redagamer8505
    @redagamer8505 Рік тому +7

    How to dignose a virgin with Aid's (feat. Sukuna)

  • @leylinthefifth
    @leylinthefifth Рік тому

    Sukuna is the type of guy to hear you aren't hurt and send a dismantle your way lol

  • @obitouchihaziy
    @obitouchihaziy Рік тому +1

    “No no I think that was gojo next door”😂

  • @khalidmallhi
    @khalidmallhi Рік тому +2

    sukuna definitely got his degree from google

  • @J-0700
    @J-0700 Рік тому +2

    Sukuna has an obsession with diagnosing people with AIDS💀💀
    Sukuna: Your shoulder hurts!!, You have AIDS;
    You have 6 seconds to live💀
    Ricarlo: What?
    Sukuna: You have COVID 20, Super COVID 20💀
    Ricarlo: What is that?
    Sukuna: Its like Space AIDS💀💀💀

  • @YamiKazi
    @YamiKazi Рік тому +7

    And mommy kenjaku is his nurse❤‍🩹❤‍🩹❤‍🩹😻

  • @Xuryka
    @Xuryka Рік тому +2

    space aids is crazy my man Ricarlo is on some thing on this vid

  • @Superiordavid5904
    @Superiordavid5904 Рік тому +21

    If Sukuna was a therapist:
    Me: Hey I been feeling pretty sad lately and i dont know what do
    Sukuna: hmmm tell me have you tried killing yourself? like right now *boom effect*
    Me: AYOOOO? you cant be saying that im actually depressed
    Sukuna: alright then this is what we going to do: you have 5 seconds not be depressed or I clieve you **Boom effect*
    Me: WHAT NO WAIT **music plays**
    Sukuna: 5, 4, 3 , 2, 1
    Me: OK OK DAMN IM NOT DEPRESSED IM HELLA HAPPY ACTUALLY AHAHAHA😅
    Sukuna: Ah good because i was just going to kill you anyways DOMAIN EXPANSION **music plays**
    Me: NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE SOMEONE HELLLLLP.
    Sukuna: yeahh you better like this comment or else your next.
    Me: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOOO?!! 😨
    Sukuna turns his head: clieve
    slicing sounds
    Me: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY BALLS MY BAAALLLS. 🥵

  • @Zoulxs
    @Zoulxs Рік тому +1

    Damn if Gojo works at the same clinic as Sukuna then the both went north 😂

  • @HJwhatifs
    @HJwhatifs Рік тому +4

    It’d be the orochimaru situation all over again

  • @AhmodMuzammil
    @AhmodMuzammil Рік тому

    You have six seconds left to live hahahahahahahah😂

  • @atomic2515
    @atomic2515 Рік тому +21

    Truly I was hoping today would be the day, however there was no compromise… Day 6:
    Let Gege cook, allow Sukuna fans to buy the merch, raise Yuta stocks

    • @Ricarlo_skits
      @Ricarlo_skits  Рік тому +7

      What’s in it for me buddy.

    • @atomic2515
      @atomic2515 Рік тому

      @@Ricarlo_skits people buy your merch…don’t you say in your outro, “because I like money.”

    • @atomic2515
      @atomic2515 Рік тому

      @tarajipowell9227 see this guy gets it

  • @vuyisekaeuniceodulukwe
    @vuyisekaeuniceodulukwe Рік тому +1

    0:8 bro ain't getting back for no one 💀

  • @aqeebshahbaz3306
    @aqeebshahbaz3306 Рік тому +10

    Doesn’t Sukuna have reverse curse technique that can heal other people and with his level of curse energy he actually might be the best doctor in the whole verse😂 the guy who has probably killed the most people in the whole world of jujutsu Kaisen is the most skilled and healing people than any other that is mad

  • @lelamo4619
    @lelamo4619 Рік тому

    the kitchen just wasn't doin it for him, yutas still on fraudwatch

  • @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE
    @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE Рік тому +1

    I took the jjk character personally test. And discovered I'm Sukuna.

  • @Davontae-sd9wq
    @Davontae-sd9wq Рік тому +2

    Domain Expansion:Malevolent Surgery

  • @stevepitt-ash4628
    @stevepitt-ash4628 Рік тому +1

    Brah nah fam if I saw him as my doctor I'm just leaving! Lol great work as always with the skit. Keep it up

  • @Ashy_a
    @Ashy_a Рік тому +2

    Sukuna pulled a swap harder than Muzan Jackson 💀💀💀💀
    Attempt 7: The secret love life of Sukuna and Gege

  • @yutoanddarkrebilion418
    @yutoanddarkrebilion418 Рік тому +4

    Bro sukuna was called the king of poison in a translation as soon as i saw that I thought about this translation

  • @Celebrant.
    @Celebrant. Рік тому +8

    Jokes aside sukuna would be the best doctor if he wanted to

  • @Sigma_Looksmaxxer
    @Sigma_Looksmaxxer Рік тому +3

    Patient: Dr. Sukuna! There is a massive swelling in my leg!
    Dr. Sukuna: Oh! No worries just a normal swelling due to all blood acculumation!
    Patient: Wait! How is that normal! How do we get my leg right?
    Dr. Sukuna: Oh! Nothing but a little bloodletting should do it alright!
    Patient: Bloodletting?!? How are we gonna do that? Is that even allowed?
    Dr. Sukuna: Oh! Yes! Leave everything to me! And for the procedure, we had this basic method in my day called, "DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS!"!!.
    Patient: Wha...
    Dr. Sukuna: Uraume! No need to go to grocery... ingredients are here! Also clean this up!

  • @Unsaveduser
    @Unsaveduser Рік тому +4

    "You have AIDS" 💀

  • @Equinox-
    @Equinox- Рік тому

    Bro can't handle the intensity of the one who's free

  • @piscesanimefan3177
    @piscesanimefan3177 Рік тому +1

    You should make a video if Gojo became a doctor that would be too funny

  • @blamedevi
    @blamedevi Рік тому

    i see the inspiration from caleb city and i love it, keep it up bro

  • @piscesanimefan3177
    @piscesanimefan3177 Рік тому

    Then looking around for a window to sneak out of and made it back into my car and drove off like a bat out of hell

  • @a.j_legends8339
    @a.j_legends8339 Рік тому +1

    I won’t be surprised if Gege did this

  • @KromaticSteve
    @KromaticSteve Рік тому

    Now that i think about it we need a video about gojo reading the comments of his edits in tiktok and insta

  • @oogwaytheotakuclips4370
    @oogwaytheotakuclips4370 Рік тому +2

    So unrealistic, we all know that sukuna is a 10 Michelin stars master chef, just look at jogo and mahoraga

  • @Tobi_Uchiha235
    @Tobi_Uchiha235 Рік тому +1

    I would hire Sukuna as a chef with his Malvoent Kitchen He Slicing,Filleting and cooking his opponents

  • @ValDavis1964
    @ValDavis1964 Рік тому +2

    Bro is finna dismantle Buddy’s body

  • @Comestion
    @Comestion Рік тому

    Gojo working next door is just wild 💀

  • @whatisinyomind
    @whatisinyomind Рік тому +1

    Nah, i'd win.
    Yeah, you'll lose.

  • @Acewriter2319
    @Acewriter2319 Рік тому +1

    Sukuna prbly killed the previous doctor💀💀

  • @premshivtanna2419
    @premshivtanna2419 Рік тому +1

    "i ReAd EvErY cOmMeNt" i checked bro, he acc does... TOT love u dude

  • @Nedaj171
    @Nedaj171 Рік тому +5

    Honestly if Sukuna actually did wanna be a doctor he would probably be a decent one since his opponents back in the day would either die fighting him or die of disease and old age

  • @burningknight7310
    @burningknight7310 Рік тому

    I like how bro really thought he was going to do something to Sakura with a domain expansion😂

  • @virc4888
    @virc4888 Рік тому

    Bro deserves more subs cuz he funny ash

  • @ibrahimahm3d
    @ibrahimahm3d Рік тому

    Domain Expansion: “Fight Back Ni-“

  • @Gingerflame-k1b
    @Gingerflame-k1b Рік тому

    Ricarlo a real one fr

  • @abdullahalhanif3551
    @abdullahalhanif3551 Рік тому

    That dudes honest reaction: with this treasure I summon…

  • @vrfrenzy8451
    @vrfrenzy8451 Рік тому

    broke your leg? Get it fixed, don't have enough money? Lose your leg!

  • @Goatkuna236
    @Goatkuna236 Рік тому +9

    Why are Sukuna fans banned from purchasing😢

    • @Ricarlo_skits
      @Ricarlo_skits  Рік тому +2

      because of how they dishonored my boy the honored one

    • @Goatkuna236
      @Goatkuna236 Рік тому

      @@Ricarlo_skits Damn

  • @DoorAkio
    @DoorAkio Рік тому

    He'd be a surgeon due to cleave and dismantle.

  • @NanaSikenyi
    @NanaSikenyi Рік тому +1

    Ricarlo the best 😂😂

  • @tazz_7j
    @tazz_7j Рік тому

    Sukuna's redemption arc

  • @N0lly_09
    @N0lly_09 Рік тому

    bro is a heart doctor

  • @Sun-cg6lv
    @Sun-cg6lv Рік тому +1

    Make a part 2 with Gojo as a doctor

  • @Jake1989dub1
    @Jake1989dub1 Рік тому

    To be fair I can't blame Sukuna on the last one.

  • @e.k.7462
    @e.k.7462 Рік тому +1

    It makes sense. Kenny is a nurse and why hell not 😅

  • @piscesanimefan3177
    @piscesanimefan3177 Рік тому

    I wouldn’t hire him as my doctor
    Just I don’t want him to come near me neither 😂😂😂😂😮😮😮

  • @kraralmosawi7843
    @kraralmosawi7843 Рік тому

    my god. this video was funny bro fr

  • @Noob99-zzzz
    @Noob99-zzzz Рік тому

    Sukuna: Ok we're dose it hurt
    Me: It hurts here
    Sukuna: Ok..... Dismantle

  • @jeremydelvallee6633
    @jeremydelvallee6633 Рік тому +1

    this my favorite video ever

  • @FlameingSlayer
    @FlameingSlayer Рік тому

    If sukuna was a doctor, my organs will look like my eraser. (I chop it up for fun)

  • @HJwhatifs
    @HJwhatifs Рік тому

    How do you edit UA-cam covers cause I need advice

  • @lordofcrimegaming1014
    @lordofcrimegaming1014 Рік тому +1

    The ooooooooh always so funny 😂😂😂

  • @Kaiyo__Nami
    @Kaiyo__Nami Рік тому

    STOP NOT THE DOMAIN EXPANSION 💀💀

  • @lolfoxmaster4870
    @lolfoxmaster4870 Рік тому +2

    Mahito is the greatest doctor, better than Shoko. There isn’t a single physical injury or physical problem idle transfiguration can’t fix. Idle transfiguration could 100% cure cancer too.

  • @ОксанаЖеглова-ш5л

    Думаю если пойду к доктору - Sukuna ,то это будет мой последний доктор в жизни💀

  • @ajayimoses2495
    @ajayimoses2495 Рік тому +1

    I dunno dude
    Maybe it’s just me….. but I feel like Sukuna is like the opposite of a doctor…
    If that’s even a thing 😂

  • @anasbakkali7396
    @anasbakkali7396 Рік тому

    I’d gladly let sukuna give me me a prostate exam😩