This Podcast Is [Not] an Xbox | Big Think Dimension

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  • @NormalLee67
    @NormalLee67 8 днів тому +37

    [Muscle Man voice] You know who ELSE is an Xbox?

  • @robertoszek
    @robertoszek 8 днів тому +23

    CAN YOU THE DIFFERENCE

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 7 днів тому +7

    "Cheese is fats just like peanut butter so banana and cheese is just like banana and peanut butter"
    "Mayonnaise is also fats just like peanut butter so a mayonnaise and banana sandwich is just like a banana and peanut butter sandwich"
    I am going to buy industrial sized crates of peanut butter and mail them both to Dan's and Aggro's houses. I know Dan just bought a PS5 Pro and I don't know what Aggro's excuse is but I cannot abide letting people live trying to find alternatives to peanut butter. If they're just like peanut butter because it's all fats, JUST USE THE FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER

  • @HellecticMojo
    @HellecticMojo 8 днів тому +22

    How does Dan even have a functioning throat when he just yells at full volume all the time?

    • @suplexthetrain
      @suplexthetrain 4 дні тому +1

      The energy drinks have formed a permanent coating in the throat

  • @carlschrappen9712
    @carlschrappen9712 7 днів тому +8

    Oh my God. A tweet from Kris features in the latest Kyle Bosman video about Xbox's new marketing campaign. He got referenced in an article made by rolling stone covering the latest Phil Spencer interview.

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 7 днів тому +1

      It's a shame they didn't use his Bluesky posts which would mean he would appear in the video as a round cat with his glasses on (his Bluesky profle pic is an utter delight)

  • @PowerfulMint
    @PowerfulMint 7 днів тому +4

    The feeling of joy I felt seeing the *THIS IS AN XBOX* marketing campaign drop right before Delayed Input and BTD are set to record episodes like an exquisite snack

  • @mushplush9665
    @mushplush9665 8 днів тому +26

    This comment is an Xbox!

    • @CrispBaker
      @CrispBaker 6 днів тому

      It is incredibly weird that they're tripling down so hard on cloud streaming when xcloud is mediocre at best. Completely outclassed by GeForce Ultimate to the point that the GFN compatibility forced by regulators is an embarrassingly superior way to stream actual Gamepass games.
      And the less said about people buying PC games on the Microsoft Store, the better. It's a miserably designed store on the Xbox, but the PC version feels like buying a nineties defrag utility. It feels like buying WinRAR. It's gruesome.

  • @ToastyMozart
    @ToastyMozart 7 днів тому +5

    "It has real quirky dialogue like all the Lego stuff you're used to."
    Jokes on them, all the Lego games I remember playing used comical pantomimes and zero dialogue.

  • @professorbadvibes695
    @professorbadvibes695 7 днів тому +13

    A Toothpick Changes Everything (into an Xbox)

  • @Sonicfalcon16
    @Sonicfalcon16 7 днів тому +5

    Looking back Xbox 720 isn't a bad name

  • @strife9878
    @strife9878 7 днів тому +7

    But don’t you see guys , this was all part of Phil’s master plan . ….. He IS an Xbox

  • @doni107107
    @doni107107 7 днів тому +12

    But doctor, I am an Xbox 😢

    • @masterxl97
      @masterxl97 7 днів тому +5

      “But Black Dynamite, I sell Xboxes in the community!”

  • @carlschrappen9712
    @carlschrappen9712 8 днів тому +10

    The Xbox marketing is so weird. They aren't communicating what they're actually trying to sell, nor why someone might want to buy it. They're just saying everything with a screen is an Xbox, which leads to the inevitable conclusion that I should just game on the "Xbox" that can also play Nintendo/Playstation games. Xbox is spending all this marketing budget just to devalue their own brand. Can't wait until Kyle Bosman gets a hold of this one.
    Edit: Speak of the devil. A tweet from Kris features in the latest Kyle Bosman video about Xbox's new marketing campaign. He got referenced in an article made by rolling stone covering the latest Phil Spencer interview.

    • @asentientjdam519
      @asentientjdam519 7 днів тому

      Got a link?

    • @CrispBaker
      @CrispBaker 6 днів тому +1

      They're quadrupling down on cloud streaming that the company is in no way competent at. GFN's paid tiers are solid, provided you're on fiber and ethernet, but that's not what MS is hyping. What they're hyping is xcloud, which just kinda sucks and has never stopped sucking since it launched.

  • @Zangril
    @Zangril 8 днів тому +6

    I saw a post on Reddit about how Chinese players in the beta test for Infinity Nikki are complaining about how expensive the gacha mechanics are in this game.

    • @CrispBaker
      @CrispBaker 6 днів тому

      I can see that. Hoyo catches a lot of flack, but they play fair compared to most. No reason to believe Nikki's devs will.

  • @gungrave1051
    @gungrave1051 8 днів тому +7

    Wake up Gamer and start running away it is the Banana with Cheese
    🍌🧀

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 7 днів тому +2

    Dan: Oh no, I’m basically destitute after buying the Pro!
    Dan 2 Hours Later: Anyways I bought Lego Horizon and the Funko game. *(Sadly Eats Banana Snack)*

  • @Venowtron
    @Venowtron 7 днів тому +2

    Allegedly, reportedly, possibly the patch for the GTA definitive editions were from the Netflix versions. Because those worked, apparently.

  • @supershock5540
    @supershock5540 7 днів тому +2

    I always feel conflicted when they talk about Vampire Survivors. I loved this game when I first got it. While I don't play it like I used to, I still have fun doing a few runs every now and then. I guess I'm built different (incorrectly)

  • @Justforcommenting5
    @Justforcommenting5 8 днів тому +4

    Just leaving a comment here to suggest to anyone reading to check out "Sorry, We're Closed", it just came out. I played the demo during the Steam Next Fest (I think Bob may have missed it because it was added later in the fest) and it was easily the best demo I tried out. It's a survival horror fixed camera-first person hybrid that encourages drawing enemies in close for precise, critical hits. The Demo is still available to download on Steam and the moment I finished it, I felt like the full thing would be GOTY material.

  • @ultrapyrusbrawler
    @ultrapyrusbrawler 7 днів тому +8

    0:01 A Beautiful Beginning
    0:42 We're nearing #300; question section returns?!?!
    2:12 Watch WeeaBoots #56: DAN DA DAN or Dan wil have to watch The New Norm
    3:35 Can You Tell the Difference? | THE PS5 PRO vs ORIGINAL SUPER STREAM
    10:57 By the by, the PS5 versions of FromSoftware games are bad
    12:24 Back to Can You Tell the Difference? | THE PS5 PRO vs ORIGINAL SUPER STREAM
    17:06 Dan loses his mind because of the PS5 Slim
    20:41 "GigaBoots complain about TAA and AAA too much" - cue ultimatum
    21:59 Returning to Can You Tell the Difference? | THE PS5 PRO vs ORIGINAL SUPER STREAM
    29:13 "Managing storage space is fun! You got any puddles?"
    31:38 "4K does not matter."
    33:09 Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
    34:16 Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster demo - Glass edition
    37:33 The himbofication of video games
    38:03 The PS5 Pro is for fidelity (barely), not performance
    43:16 PS4 games on PS5 Pro
    44:53 "Dan, get back into the PS5 Pro dungeon to play Immortals of Aveum 2."
    48:17 Wait, what was Immortals of Aveum even about?
    50:07 "How rare of a gamer are we?"
    54:28 Why Dan bought a PS5 Pro - Bleach memes never die
    56:11 Final thoughts on the PS5 Pro
    56:43 Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven (2024) (Mild spoilers for the opening from 58:47 to 59:08)
    1:02:54 Mana Goddess for Most Loathsome Bitch 2024
    1:03:41 Square Enix Code Confusion
    1:04:28 Back to Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven (2024)
    1:04:49 Play all the RPGs
    1:05:50 Returning to Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven (2024)
    1:06:49 Pathetic RPG protagonists
    1:07:55 Finishing up on Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven (2024)
    1:08:13 WEBFISHING (Spoilers from 1:12:00 to 1:12:24)
    1:15:11 Halo 2 E3 2003 demo
    1:17:12 Scripted sequences in games are good, actually. Bring back Uncharted
    1:20:44 Back to Halo 2 E3 2003 demo
    1:22:33 Paying rent for online on consoles
    1:24:22 Hot Dog talk
    1:24:48 Sonic Smash Burger
    1:27:28 The Roger's Banana-Cheese snack
    1:29:57 Aggro's intrusive thoughts regarding kimchi
    1:31:10 Back to The Roger's Banana-Cheese snack
    1:37:26 Back to Sonic Smash Burger
    1:37:52 Finishing up on The Rogers Banana-Cheese snack
    1:39:48 Overwatch Classic
    1:44:37 A toothpick changes everything
    1:45:17 Ys X: Nordics
    1:49:48 Hanatarō or not?
    1:51:00 Back to Ys X: Nordics
    1:52:52 Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania
    1:54:06 "I think Vampire Survivors might be evil."
    1:55:37 Back to Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania
    1:59:01 Lords of Shadow's disappearance
    2:00:50 Returning to Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania
    2:01:51 Shūtarō Īda on Castlevania development
    2:03:12 JoJo reference
    2:03:59 Finishing up on Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania
    2:05:52 Aggro played Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania
    2:06:12 Metaphor: ReFantazio
    2:06:26 7th gen brainrot RPG
    2:08:22 Back to Metaphor: ReFantazio
    2:09:37 World of Warcraft: The War Within
    2:10:51 What are they doing with Warcraft 2 and Uncharted 2?
    2:11:46 What streams are next
    2:18:51 New podcast idea
    2:19:54 Back to what streams are next
    2:22:04 THE PODLORDS
    2:30:08 LightSpeed Studios establishes LightSpeed Japan Studio led by Hideaki Itsuno
    2:33:51 Stellar Blade coming to PC in 2025; Nier: Automata DLC and Photo Mode launch November 20th
    2:35:40 Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition has gotten a huge update, while also removing developers from the credits of the game
    2:37:51 Jinx officially rejoins the 2XKO roster
    2:38:45 Infinity Nikki launches December 5th
    2:40:01 TiMi Studio Group and Capcom announce Monster Hunter Outlanders for iOS and Android
    2:41:30 Blizzard's Warcraft I & II remasters are official and out now on PC; Warcraft III: Reforged gets 2.0 patch
    2:43:47 Nothing matters; don't worry about it : )
    2:44:19 Sakuna: Of Rice and Ruin spin-off Sakuna Chronicles: Kokorowa and the Gears of Creation announced
    2:45:58 Overwatch: Classic is a thing now
    2:46:32 Sega sells Amplitude Studios to members of internal team
    2:47:11 EA CEO Andrew Wilson in running to be Disney CEO succeeding Bob Iger
    2:48:50 NetEase Games fires two senior execs for alleged money laundering and bribery
    2:49:56 GOG announces Preservation Program, aims to maintain game compatibility with modern and future systems
    2:50:51 Microsoft launches "This is [not] an Xbox" marketing campaign while saying that will totally make a new piece of hardware
    2:53:45 Xbox bus stop
    2:55:05 Xbox cloud streaming is still ass
    2:56:01 Xbox marketing has given up
    2:57:02 "Console gaming's in decline!"
    2:58:03 Xbox marketing approach
    3:02:17 The F word
    3:04:14 Oh right, that Indiana Jones game
    3:06:07 Get out here, guest!
    3:06:40 Gylt and Rime developer Tequila Works files for insolvency
    3:07:17 Embracer Group to divest Easybrain to Miniclip for $1.2 billion
    3:08:11 One more rant about Xbox marketing
    3:09:35 What streams are next part II
    3:10:26 The quest for the perfect cheese
    3:11:17 Outro

    • @ultrapyrusbrawler
      @ultrapyrusbrawler 7 днів тому +2

      The Xbox marketing segment was as enjoyable as it was sad. The Roger's segment attacked me psychically.

  • @darmanitanDW
    @darmanitanDW 8 днів тому +3

    1:01:48 The English patch for Romancing SaGa 2 SFC is seemingly just a menu patch. When I tried to play it the dialogue was completely garbled after the opening.

    • @catantcha99
      @catantcha99 7 днів тому +1

      There was a official translation of that game that released in like 2016 on consoles and stuff

  • @ToastyMozart
    @ToastyMozart 8 днів тому +3

    Damn, Dan coming out swinging at RTings for their visual acuity based TV size/distance chart.

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 2 дні тому +1

    to answer the question of "who wanted it to be done this way" for Overwatch Classic just being 1.0 before any changes: literally everybody I know. Every single person I know who plays or played Overwatch wanted Classic to just be launch Overwatch with the launch characters and (lack of) team compositions.

  • @RarestShadow
    @RarestShadow 7 днів тому +3

    Just got back from the doctor. It's not terminal but it is an Xbox

  • @Zangril
    @Zangril 8 днів тому +4

    A local Video Game, Collectible, Media, etc store opened up last year in my area and they recently went all in on Funko Pop figures. Earlier this year they bought a collection of over 3,000 Funkos from someone and they have over 6,000 Funkos in their store. Wall to Wall to Wall of Funkos.

    • @spykewyn8395
      @spykewyn8395 7 днів тому +1

      I would turn Xbox 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

  • @kenjikuroiwa99
    @kenjikuroiwa99 6 днів тому +5

    I feel so bad for Dan, each time he talks about the PS5pro making things a little better in a way I can't even tell everything I can think about is "Man what a worthless piece of shit I'm glad I'm never getting it".

    • @CrispBaker
      @CrispBaker 6 днів тому +2

      I honestly hoped that the cynicism was wrong and it was just the "UA-cam compression means you can't see it" thing
      But no it's that we're back to PS3 launch Sony again, except this time it's going to be Nintendo and Valve shoving them into the dirt

  • @edgemaverick2079
    @edgemaverick2079 8 днів тому +6

    Do you like Banana
    Yes I do
    Do you like American Cheese
    Yes I Do
    Do you like banan with American cheese
    No I don't Yuck 🤢

  • @devinecummingsvoiceacting
    @devinecummingsvoiceacting 7 днів тому +2

    53:20 | Lmao
    54:03-55:18 | I love Bleach so much

  • @MasterEm243
    @MasterEm243 7 днів тому +3

    I mean its not a surprise that your gamestop doesnt have Dragon Quest. But i bet they had a surplus of Cabelas!

  • @pedrov1385
    @pedrov1385 7 днів тому +1

    About the banana cheese thing: there's a brazilian dessert made of butter fried bananas, cheese and cinnamon called "cartola" thats pretty good

  • @jermaran
    @jermaran День тому +1

    2:22:41 The sounds of the Podlords(and maybe some windows)

  • @ShinjiSixteen
    @ShinjiSixteen 7 днів тому +1

    As a Killer7 enthusiast, I am jealous of Kris right now. I would love to be able to re-play that blind

  • @darmanitanDW
    @darmanitanDW 8 днів тому +8

    This comment is not an Xbox!

  • @PlushmayhemVT
    @PlushmayhemVT 7 днів тому +8

    Yeahhhh 1:55:15
    That's why I stopped playing vampire survivors. It was the first game to make me really go "why am I doing this? To spin in a circle until 30 minutes are up? I'm literally just wasting my life on set 30 minute timers huh. I can just see it being subtracted from my life on screen"

    • @funniestAnguilliforme
      @funniestAnguilliforme 6 днів тому +1

      the only reason I kept playing it was because i noticed that there was some puzzle game nightmare shit going on and i couldn’t say no to that suddenly appearing in a game. i solved it relatively quickly and my reward was “do more slot machine grinding”. so i stopped playing then!

  • @Angelic_Materia
    @Angelic_Materia 7 днів тому +1

    The new Lords ain't the same as the old Lords
    Everything is bits now and I love it
    Thank god for Jin Kariya and all his plans
    He once told me life is like a boaaat

  • @nevvil
    @nevvil 7 днів тому +3

    Open the Concord box and tiny moths fly out

  • @LudwigAlbums
    @LudwigAlbums 5 днів тому +1

    The “what we’ve been eating” segment was absolutely nauseating this week. Keep it up!

  • @joshthejuicy
    @joshthejuicy 6 днів тому +1

    Well im sure Deltarune chapter 3 and 4 will look radically different on the PS5 Pro, definitely

  • @One_Missing_Worker
    @One_Missing_Worker 7 днів тому +10

    Metaphor is like ATLUS went dumpster diving at Square-Enix and reclaimed every single good idea they've ever thrown out.
    It goes beyond homage, and enters the territory of justified and righteous theft.

  • @skep2923
    @skep2923 8 днів тому +3

    This is an XBox! This is a PS5 Pro! Know the difference.

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 8 днів тому +6

      This is your brain. [Holds up an egg]
      This is your brain on PSSR. [Holds up an egg indistinguishable from the first]
      Any questions?

  • @Hunter-sw3rl
    @Hunter-sw3rl 4 дні тому +1

    Btw year one day one overwatch had duplicate characters by default, also they are bringing in play tests for 6v6 with modern stuff

  • @consolemans
    @consolemans 7 днів тому +1

    They don't sell them with the disc drive, because they don't sell them in australia and europe anymore. I am more likley to find big foot than one of these in a store in mainland europe.

  • @TrueConsolePeasant
    @TrueConsolePeasant 7 днів тому +4

    MANA KHEMIA MENTIONED

    • @CrispBaker
      @CrispBaker 6 днів тому +1

      It's always weird when Atelier games are mentioned anywhere, they're supposed to be our cozy secret never to be shared
      Also there's a huge sale on them now and they NEVER go on sale

  • @ShinyMew888
    @ShinyMew888 7 днів тому +1

    Dan's eating habits once again evoking strong emotions from everyone around him

  • @blackdragon227
    @blackdragon227 8 днів тому +1

    Nah, Bob and Kris are wrong on that one, VS cutscene moment was hilarious and pure gold

  • @ChestMimik
    @ChestMimik 7 днів тому +2

    Someone help me, they're turning me into an Xbox!

  • @cartooncritic7045
    @cartooncritic7045 7 днів тому +1

    Not to take away from any other discussion in this BTD but I just realized Timer-chan was nowhere to be seen. Did she finlly croak during that PS5 Pro stream?

  • @tivvy2vs21
    @tivvy2vs21 6 днів тому +1

    i cant go back to vampire survivors after playing brotato

  • @SkullBnuuy
    @SkullBnuuy 5 днів тому +1

    Correction: Five nights at Freddy's people actually HATE Funko because most of their official plushies and figures are fuck ugly and incredibly off model

  • @xaldreca3403
    @xaldreca3403 7 днів тому +2

    Eight Hundred and Fourty Eight US Dollars

  • @3s7acad0
    @3s7acad0 22 години тому +1

    2:22:24 oh fuck it's the Pop!lords

  • @belgainwafflehead5686
    @belgainwafflehead5686 21 годину тому +1

    The bit is not an X Box

  • @MegaRshine
    @MegaRshine 7 днів тому +1

    I'm flopping all over my swap!

  • @TheHardM
    @TheHardM 7 днів тому +1

    We truly are, uh, Xbox Gamepass.

  • @jude4195
    @jude4195 7 днів тому +1

    We all are xbox !

  • @ToastyMozart
    @ToastyMozart 8 днів тому +1

    Wake up GamGaGamers!

  • @truest0rmofdg41
    @truest0rmofdg41 6 днів тому +1

    Is...Jin Kariya an Xbox? I need to know.

  • @loganwernicke7604
    @loganwernicke7604 7 днів тому +1

    The comments section is an Xbox

  • @jakedge3
    @jakedge3 7 днів тому +1

    we need to feed dan to sharks for the banana cheese snack