How did I find this so late in life? 842 episodes is a lot to go through and there are so many different shows Roy does. Lmao. Prank calls are great if you're recovering from an illness.
When I retire at 62 ( I think i qualify for 2k month ssn ) I will move to a small apartment in south dakota where it's cheaper to live, and just listen to brad all day.
@@TheRealInky Yes. My mortgage for current house is 1493, and my total living expenses for everything is about 2500. So if I moved into a 1k apartment, I'd make it. And rent can go up I"m sure - but I can still get a part time job, and not cut into social payments if I make less than 22k a year.
@@coderlicious6565 My mom does that; she actually 'retired' from her job, then kept doing it on a part-time basis. Company knocked her down to just below the minimum for SS benefits. She basically gets paid the same for less work.
Brad, try a few where you end with telling them you're with Roy's Distraction Service and hired for $1,347 to distract you for [check time] exactly 12 minutes, 47 seconds. "And what do you know, times up!"
50:04 😂 your shows are hilarious but I feel like people can catch on quick so just be confident you’ve been doing it for a while… anyways thanks for the sh*ts and giggles Brad maybe I’ll subscribe to Patreon soon but I’m wondering does the 3.99 what does that give me more shows than what’s on UA-cam
I prayed for a new show. And I don't pray. Because it's ridiculous. My life is ridiculous though so it makes sense I guess. Anyways where the hell is the new shows already Roy. Also can you call hotels and tell then you lost your emotional support rat Remy and you need to find him because you're having anxiety and he's nowhere to be found. Say he's aggressive and will chew through walls. Say he isn't an ordinary rat, he's one of those large Austrian rats that are 20 lbs. So Say basically there is a large angry rat that's the size of a poodle but as aggressive as a lion on the loose. Say he's addicted to French fries and someone must have doordashed McDonald's fries because he ran!
Call people from Andrew Tates office and just ask then how its going, hint at how life is going and then try to sell them the course. If its a woman you call, tell her that she been very promiscuous lately and she needs to stop.
No way! I was listening to last week's show to help fall asleep, just got up to start another workday, and there's a new show. Feels good, man.
Wow, cool
How did I find this so late in life? 842 episodes is a lot to go through and there are so many different shows Roy does. Lmao. Prank calls are great if you're recovering from an illness.
"Hello, 911? Yes, I'd like to report someone laid down in my yard".
Trespassing 😊
Hey Barry the Fairy, I commend you in the hilarious way you handled that not-a-sheriff!! 😂😂🌵🌵🌵
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Who wouldn't want Brad following them?
the women winking their buttholes ironically
That was the first TYPO show that I caught live and it was a great one!
When I retire at 62 ( I think i qualify for 2k month ssn ) I will move to a small apartment in south dakota where it's cheaper to live, and just listen to brad all day.
Is it even possible to live in 2k/mo?!
@@TheRealInkyLet me know. Hopefully it’s a decent area.
@@TheRealInky Yes. My mortgage for current house is 1493, and my total living expenses for everything is about 2500. So if I moved into a 1k apartment, I'd make it. And rent can go up I"m sure - but I can still get a part time job, and not cut into social payments if I make less than 22k a year.
@@coderlicious6565 My mom does that; she actually 'retired' from her job, then kept doing it on a part-time basis. Company knocked her down to just below the minimum for SS benefits. She basically gets paid the same for less work.
Brad, try a few where you end with telling them you're with Roy's Distraction Service and hired for $1,347 to distract you for [check time] exactly 12 minutes, 47 seconds. "And what do you know, times up!"
I love the premise of the community college assigning you to follow people around😂😂😂
Thanks for the entertainment
Thank you for supporting Stevedave. He pays me to say that, so it’s not weird 🌵🌵🌵
You tried sneaking this one by me Brad, but I was listening to hobosodes and just found the new SPS!! Thank you Sir!!! 🌵🌵🌵
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Dangit Randall from Pearland! It's John Breaks Bad News
your next car... make sure its asphalt color and paint a yellow stripe down the middle of it.
I saw a license plate today that said PLA on it. It was a nice car though, no dings, so I know it wasn’t Brads.
I mean, did you listen to the show? He said his car was totaled. Maybe he got a new one? :)
Nope, I trying out carless life for awhile.
@@TheSnowPlowShow I support that choice. Less dings that way. By the way, I’m thrilled that you replied!
47:48 John Breaks Bad News
The ‘husband’ at 14:00 sounds a bit like Billy West
If they don't want to be physically followed, just put a GPS tracker on their car and let them go nuts searching for it.
Might wanna censor the guys business name at around the 26:00 mark lol
"-Your yard is my favorite," LMAO
50:04 😂 your shows are hilarious but I feel like people can catch on quick so just be confident you’ve been doing it for a while… anyways thanks for the sh*ts and giggles Brad maybe I’ll subscribe to Patreon soon but I’m wondering does the 3.99 what does that give me more shows than what’s on UA-cam
That sucks about the car. Hope you get a new one soon.
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This following idea is the best! Especially being from a community college!
Holy crap! Neighbor hit my Nissan on the street last week. It’s old & worth about $1500. They totaled it & giving me $5100. I was shocked.
RBCP! Can you do a best of the past 50 shows when you hit 850? Love you like a son Brad!
Get Carole involved.
I have an idea. Phone people and tell them you've seen them stealing gravel from your driveway.
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Hey guess what..I Love the Snow Plow show...say it back or its just weird 😊
The couple in the first call sound exactly like the couple Brad called when he was letting black cats loose in the trailer park.
He recycles the same voice actors after a while
@@electrickrain That explains so much
@electrickrain so these are all fake :(
@@HappyCaffeineNo, Stevedave does not fake calls. He’s been prank calling since he was a kid 🌵🌵🌵
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Sorry about your car ding
The shampoo reimbursement was funny:)
I love you Brad!
Gaaaaaay
@EdgarStyles1234 its 24, what wrong with that? That's not cool...SIR...
My Dog Lives on the Moon 🌙 🐕🌌
Another brilliant concept! Please zoom more of us
The guy from the follow prank on his wife sound like Rick from Rick and morty
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There's something wrong with you Dave.
Now you can buy an AUDI!!!!!
You bought a cursed car Brad!
Hey it's my favorite prank guy hi Bread
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we got prank called by you the other day but you haven't posted it yet, what we aint funny enough?
I don't post the pranks where listeners give their own phone number just to hear themselves on my show. If I did, that's all my show would be.
Iv never not been the first one to comment on everyone of stevedaves UA-cam videos. If your not first your last.
I prayed for a new show. And I don't pray. Because it's ridiculous. My life is ridiculous though so it makes sense I guess. Anyways where the hell is the new shows already Roy. Also can you call hotels and tell then you lost your emotional support rat Remy and you need to find him because you're having anxiety and he's nowhere to be found. Say he's aggressive and will chew through walls. Say he isn't an ordinary rat, he's one of those large Austrian rats that are 20 lbs. So Say basically there is a large angry rat that's the size of a poodle but as aggressive as a lion on the loose. Say he's addicted to French fries and someone must have doordashed McDonald's fries because he ran!
😊great idea!
Horse.
remember to make good choices rb
Sorry I drove my car into your car Brad. I was aiming for your house, but your car looked really dumb and it pissed me off.
Hey bro😅
" you sick SOB" LOL
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It was going good until the voicemails.
Him respecting his viewers is awesome :) You failing to click away and instead whining is not :(
@@richardred15 how about you go middle finger yourself and get a life troll.
Voicemails are the best part, he shouldn't do prank calls, Lulz
Myaam. MYAAM.
I'm going to need you to not upvote your own comment.
Fuckin Hilarious😂
Heyyyyy
Call people from Andrew Tates office and just ask then how its going, hint at how life is going and then try to sell them the course. If its a woman you call, tell her that she been very promiscuous lately and she needs to stop.
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This show was so good that I'm going to listen to it again...and there's nothing brad can do about it. Cactus 🌵🫡
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Love you Bread Carter ❤
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