Blaine Dillard ugh i bet you one million dollars that after i reply to this comment it will blow up and will get tons of likes and even more replies. happens everytime
"how tall are you" "I'm 6,10" "Can I make out with you?!" "I don't know if you'll be able to reach me" "But I can reach something else." 0.0 OK I SEE U OK
Soccer is the biggest and most important sport on Earth and is massive in over 240 countries. Every country on Earth loves soccer. Basketball is massive in less than 30 countries. Soccer will be the most popular sport in the USA by 2050 eadnk
“I’M NOT BUYING MOLLY EITHER” “I DONT EVEN WANT THE MOLLY” “ZANE WANTS THE MOLLY SO WE ARE GONNA DO IT FOR HIM” this is the funniest conversation i’ve ever heard i can’t breatheeee
*For the one percent that sees this comment i wish u have a great day!dont let anyone hurt you and please do what you love and what is your dream without care about anybody!* 😊❤i hope i made you smile! *-from a small youtuber who his dream is to be a succesful youtuber like David!* ☺💙
@harmony not really even in 2017 either more like 2009, 2013 and before is when you could. Now there’s just a bunch of sensitive crying bitches who can’t take a joke
How would those “jokes” be racist? They’re actually true. The odds of getting pulled over are substantially higher for black people than white people in certain neighborhoods.
I don't wanna get political in a vlog but how is believing what most of the country and the mainstream media believe in make you "woke." Shouldn't woke imply that you believe in something other than the majority.
I fucking miss ALEX's rudeness, ( target editions) LIZA's crazy puns, ZANE's humor, HEATH's sassy attitude, SCOTTY's fearless attitude, DAVID's laugh (of course), DOM's half Instagram / twitter shout-outs, BIGNIK's insults AND GABBIE's reactions after pranks THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND THEIR LOVE WERE THE MAIN FUCKING REASON I WATCHED DAVID'S VLOGS.. I WISH EVERYTHING WAS THE SAME...FUCK!
For the people trying to cancel David. Stop acting like you didn’t laugh at these jokes before. This is his humor and it wasn’t meant to be harmful obviously Seth was okay with the Joke. Crazy how y’all switch up on your favorite creators
it's not racist, do you even understand the joke? jason is saying "the black guy is not driving" because he acknowledges the fact that cops are suspicious of and pull over black people for no good reason
Corinna- how y’all are you Random guy- 6’10 Corinna- oh my god can I make out with you Random guy- I don’t know if you’ll be able to reach me Cortina- I can reach something else
I love josh's little smile after he kissed Jonah on the cheek his so cute lysm XXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍💓💓💓💓💓💓💓😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
@@bertcompton he came up with a lot of them. i seriously doubt that he really had a problem with them. the fact that he decided to come out about everything so late just seemed like he was trying to clout up. i dont agree with the jokes they made because some people can take them the wrong way, but he most likely didnt care
it’s like an emotional rollercoaster watching david’s vlogs
Jasmine literally
Jasmine I know right
To bad it’s all scripted
Owen Cooper only a few things a scripted he tries to keep everything real
Jasmine I
"We are a family!" I almost cried right there 😂😭😭
nvm I just cried
Vanessa Martinez I'll sub to u if u sub to me just comment on one of my videos
J.R strip ill sub if yall sub?
Joaquin Olvera you don't fucking get the joke
Vanessa Martinez i
david's content is iconic
Blaine Dillard ugh i bet you one million dollars that after i reply to this comment it will blow up and will get tons of likes and even more replies. happens everytime
And legendary !
you have 666 likes. I dont want to change it.
And if by iconic you mean cancer, then yes, his content is iconic.
told you
Anyone else looking through the old vlogs?
Yes
Yessirr
Nah I'm just going through random videos
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
Yaaassssssss
JOSH PECK IS SUCH AN ANGEL
And so are you.......don't tell cyn 😭
FRRRRRR
Jason is telling David to get out of the country, but we all know, if he absolutely had to, he would marry David to keep him here.
Lmfao he tottaly would
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
of course than how will he make money again?
vladimir zacharov OMG THATS SO TRUE 😂😂 I didn’t even think of it that way but you’re so right
Trizzy oh God I hope not. This country is already going to shit we don’t need that too
Jason's jokes were fire in this one hahaha
Dale Pendlebury true and I love your videos!😘😘😘😘😘
LMAO IKR
Low key Jason is really fucking funny
Jojo hes highkey funny
No❤️
sometimes i forget that jonahs real name is nick
Why do they call him Jonah?
Joe Mama oh!
HIS NAME IS NICK?!!?!?!
Its actually not Nick either, its Noubar. Ive heard vardan and suzy call him that, Its an Armenian name lol
I thought it was bigmac
3:24 soo fuckin pure omg ❤️😭
Stefenrc and do is 3:29
And then the slap after😂😂😂
Auria Espinoza press it fast sound like talkin tom
And his lil smile❤😄
Mind my tears
"Matt king is crying" Matt is the only person in here for the lmfao
Cue The Rain LMAO
3:59 - 4:02
"please listen to the podcast it puts food on our table"
my soul melted. :3
Zim Lim Charlie is so adorable
"how tall are you"
"I'm 6,10"
"Can I make out with you?!"
"I don't know if you'll be able to reach me"
"But I can reach something else."
0.0 OK I SEE U OK
s t a r d u s t _ I was just on that part when I was reading this
Same
@@broletsgo living her best life
Lol!!
L0SER.mp4 lllllp
Man has David totally changed this family’s life in a year. 😂♥️
Why does this have 3k likes but no reply’s
No stupid it has 3k reply’s but no likes
Oh ok I’m sorry I didn’t see I’m blind lol 😎
Oh those are your blind glasses since they are black and u can’t see black
No I have arthritis in my left but that’s why
Yo lil dude is hilarious 😂 😂
SayySooFlyy qtr:&::&@55$$/)(-(-()))))))8877⚾️uhjnhbnnj
Haha frrr thoo he’s my Dream best friend!❤️😂
Soccer is the biggest and most important sport on Earth and is massive in over 240 countries. Every country on Earth loves soccer. Basketball is massive in less than 30 countries. Soccer will be the most popular sport in the USA by 2050 eadnk
@@mufc383 football*
Jason: "It's not your parmesan cheese."
David: "WE ARE A FAMILY!"
Angelica Dickerson lmao ikr
“I’M NOT BUYING MOLLY EITHER”
“I DONT EVEN WANT THE MOLLY”
“ZANE WANTS THE MOLLY SO WE ARE GONNA DO IT FOR HIM”
this is the funniest conversation i’ve ever heard i can’t breatheeee
It aint that funny
Eduardo Catao it iss
Thought Molly was a girl smh
Ashish wow
“THAT WAS A BITCH MOVVVEEE!!!”
Guys can we just talk about how David is gonna win a streamy this year
True
Mo Maniaa
There's not really much to talk about.
He's going to win a streamy this year.
End of sentence.
noo unhhhh is
Ow, he gun' get deported b4 dats, hun'
SkyH MVG you spoke too soon lmaoosjxjsj
1:10 is me describing my life
OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE ME AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WTF WHEN DID I COMMENT
If anyone has the time to leave me some feedback on my channel I'd really appreciate it! i'm trying to improve in anyway I can :)
Jasmine wew
*For the one percent that sees this comment i wish u have a great day!dont let anyone hurt you and please do what you love and what is your dream without care about anybody!* 😊❤i hope i made you smile!
*-from a small youtuber who his dream is to be a succesful youtuber like David!* ☺💙
calpico nat OMG SAME
jason is not racist, he said those jokes to seth who was clearly okay with it. theres a difference
@harmony not really even in 2017 either more like 2009, 2013 and before is when you could. Now there’s just a bunch of sensitive crying bitches who can’t take a joke
@@minihulk3997 Hey! If the blue haired instagram girls could read, they'll be very mad right now
@@gordonlin6120 lmao 😂
This all started after George fucking Zimmerman.
How would those “jokes” be racist? They’re actually true. The odds of getting pulled over are substantially higher for black people than white people in certain neighborhoods.
BOLLLL I DIED WHEN JONAH GOT SLAPPED
Henry Hijazi HAHAHAHAB SAME
I was hoping jonahs dad would say "no shirt today bro"
Henry Hijazi I
wait is that Jonah hill
Henry Hijazi Hey guys real quick I make UA-cam videos! I am 10 subs AWAY from 2.2k Checkout some of my videos if ya can thanks ☺️
"the other 800,000 I'm for staying, you get the fuck out", 😂😂😂
Javier Ferrero im the first reply!!😊
Diamond Mind the only reply
Diamond Mind 😂😂😂😂😂
Idle 💀💀💀
Diamond Mind thanks
God his whole family is literally just a copy of the same person 😂😂😂 never seen 4 ppl look so similar
lisasuhre1 😂😂
lisasuhre1 Hey guys real quick I make UA-cam videos! I am 10 subs AWAY from 2.2k Checkout some of my videos if ya can thanks ☺️
Who else is binge watching David’s vlogs during quarantine?🥺
Yessss😆
Sommer M meeeee
I have been looking for someone to comment this
maybe
Many, many people
Sit down, drink coffee.
Eemanji but my name jeff
Eemanji didn't you comment on another video saying it's ur bday tomorrow?
A Cloutier no lmao 😂
Regina Thao tf...
"I don't even want the Molly!"
"Zane wants the Molly we're gonna give it to him!"
"I'll drive!"
"U can't drive ur ON Molly!!" 😂😂😂
I mean, were they really joking tho? Its funny cause his vlogs are so many jokes we cant really tell
"SHIT"
Mali* ahahah
Honor Scarlet it's molly
i don't think they were kidding because in davids snapchat story they were all at a big concert or rave.. usually where you'd take molly
3:00 Matt is so precious
Rahmon Noodles ikr☺️😂
Rahmon Noodles I'll sub to u if u sub to me just comment on one of my videos
David: do u smoke weed?
Vardon: yeah of course how do u think I get thru this shit bro
Lmao 😂 1:22
honestly me but with oreos cuz im too young to be smoking shit
we saw the video bro
The boy in the green shirt is soo funny 😂
Nyomi Nious omg yeahhh
Omg Charlie 🙈
3:25 JOSH IS TOO PURE
More like too gay
Tru^
That had me AWWWWW
@Rowan Melton gayest straight
I can't believe this is Varden's first vlog. He's so naturally funny haha.
Omg. It's always the end of the vlogs that make me rethink twice? 😂👌
What happend tho
This vlog was darker then usual... I LIKE IT👍🏼
Right? Nice tone to the whole thing
Needs to be lighter!
And by "nice" I meant "barely disturbing!"
Vanessa Martinez I
💀💀💀😭.
Jason does the BEST impressions of people 😂
“Please listen to the podcast it puts food on our table”
3:59
The Oofer i was waiting for that comment
@@cece999 me too
#bringalexback
Hannah Mariam we want alex back
Hannah Mariam yes for sure
what happened to alex?
Hannah Mariam BRING FUCKING ALEX BAK
_ Nobody_ @
The fact that Jason is woke 🙌🏾
PartyOf7 jason is a deadbeat liberal dad hanging with 20 yr olds who knows nothing about politics, woke my ass
he’s liberal, so most likely blind instead of woke.
I don't wanna get political in a vlog but how is believing what most of the country and the mainstream media believe in make you "woke." Shouldn't woke imply that you believe in something other than the majority.
It's called a joke dudes
u-once-again Take a joke, hes doing not being serious
How many fucking pink t-shirts does jason have???
Akiba Cooper it’s just one he never changes his shirt
Akiba Cooper probably 1. And always wears it...JK
Akiba Cooper i
a bunch prolly, nobody wants his merch..
//this is just a joke
One
Who else just binge watches David’s vlogs
2020 anyone
Same bro. I’ve seen all his vlogs in reverse order ever since quarantine started and have reached here by now 😂
Truly False ahahahahaha I know it’s so weird how I literally can see the same vlog 100 times and still get entertained by it
Malika Serir more like
corona virus anyone
Same here, didnt know david before corona hit but now I am addicted to watching his vlog
@@JesseUrbanGames Same here man 😂
This is like old school davids vlogs😂
Bff Emma is Yoda's I miss sooo much the old school vlogs...
David Dobrik is Jason Nash in 20 years. So basically David is hanging out with himself cracking jokes to himself in the vlog. It's quite genius.
ZacharyJTa *mind blown*
😨
ZacharyJTa you got that flopped
Idiot you mean Jason Nash is David Dobrik in 20 years. LMAOO
Amar Mohammed No you just read it wrong idiot. It’s “In 20 years david will be jason.”
"...matt is crying" I ALMOST SPIT MY PEPSI OUT OMGG
SAMEEE 😂😭😭
"is that real?"
"yes"
"what do u use it for?"
"for hunting"
"what do you hunt"
"do you want some coffee? i give u coffee"
LMAOOOOO
I fucking miss
ALEX's rudeness, ( target editions)
LIZA's crazy puns,
ZANE's humor,
HEATH's sassy attitude,
SCOTTY's fearless attitude,
DAVID's laugh (of course),
DOM's half Instagram / twitter shout-outs,
BIGNIK's insults AND
GABBIE's reactions after pranks
THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND THEIR LOVE WERE THE MAIN FUCKING REASON I WATCHED DAVID'S VLOGS..
I WISH EVERYTHING WAS THE SAME...FUCK!
Fab _ I miss David stealing Gabbie's nose and her getting mad and yelling "GIVE IT BACK DAVID!" 😂😂😂😂
Fab _ me:you forgot about Jason you:oh who gives a fuck
Ok then
Sameeee
yeah 😂
You gotta have foreign parents to be in the vlog, got it.
Marcus J check
Marcus J LOLLLL
Spike Njeim hello again
Marcus on sum real shit..im glad im not the only one to realize that
I'm from Australia. Is that foreign enough 😂
I really miss my daily dose of Alex breaking tables
Ahh profile picture 😍
mia ́- same
where is he ? did he stop
Pat Mabut not over for me
mia ́- same
For the people trying to cancel David. Stop acting like you didn’t laugh at these jokes before. This is his humor and it wasn’t meant to be harmful obviously Seth was okay with the Joke. Crazy how y’all switch up on your favorite creators
Fax
Fax
Omar Castillo what bitches are giving him shit ? I’m tired with the fuckers who can’t take jokes
Harish Aravindh I saw like 3 tiktoks attacking him and his jokes. Most of the comments were like “disgusting” and Seth was bitching too
Seth is bitching and acting like the victim now
I want them to release their own fucking movie I swear I love them so much I'm always screaming of laughter whenever I watch their videos
Devin Sumer Jason already has a movie with almost all of them
Devin Sumer Right? I love them
Devin Sumer it's called FML
3:00-3:05 is the best
Jason: Matt King is crying
Me: so sad... hahahahahahah
The guy at 4:10 that said he's 6'10'' wasss sooo cutee
Xhesika Skana Im saying 😂😍
Xhesika Skana yessss
These black jokes really hitting hard rn
Jason is very actively supporting BLM as well
Stfu
You said it they are jokes don’t take them seriously
They spoke out and said they didn’t mean this stuff they said but they do hit hard
Damn it really do be hitting different
"NO NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, THE BLACK GUY IS NOT DRIVING!"
I just love Jason. 💀💀💀
Lose Your Mind teen wolf ending this sunday 😣😣
Racists
RoMario Salmon it's called humor
If funny cuz its true lol
it's not racist, do you even understand the joke? jason is saying "the black guy is not driving" because he acknowledges the fact that cops are suspicious of and pull over black people for no good reason
"I tired, I TIRED" me too sis
Spike Njeim samee🤧
childish sadbino me too sis
"Do you smoke weed"
"Yeah of course how do you think I get through this shit bro"
I'm freaking dead😂
Jeremiah Perez if you want to see more video like this subscribe
3:25 Josh’s little smile is adorable lol
When "Jonah" got bitch-smacked....3:28😭💀👌
J.R strip Lol. I already did 😂
I love Bailey so much I'd kill my sister just to see him again
dredaydurham felt that slap from a mile away
dredaydurham Haha. I guess so 😂
4:13
Alex's face tho ;)
Truth looks like jealousy and rage in his eyes
Truth 3
Truth I
Trut
Truth LMAAAOO
Let’s be real, Corinna at the end is all of us😂
It's so funny how females do that, they are called whores. Males do that, females are still whores.
666th like
PatsliTV no it fucking isn’t, they’re called man whores
ღmxlkyteaღ a whore is a whore man or woman simple as that
Jeaniss Aguilar I don’t think so
"We could've been arrested for this" could be describing literally any of your vlogs😂
HAHA why does jonah's mom sound exactly like jason's impression of david's mom omg
Anna Kay true 😂
Jonah is a nice addition to the vlogs
YESSS!! Slap video then this ❤️ My Friday has been completed 🔥🔥🔥
Corinna- how y’all are you
Random guy- 6’10
Corinna- oh my god can I make out with you
Random guy- I don’t know if you’ll be able to reach me
Cortina- I can reach something else
I wish I could fuck just once
@@kK-ox7rk wtf 😂
@@kK-ox7rk same bruh
The fights in the end tho in every vlog this week
Saad Belachemi I think he's trying to promote Dima and Ilya's channel
Amaris Cho what's the name of the channel ?
'In Debt'
They're David's high school friends
Yes i know from his home town. Thanks Amaris!
David you should have been arrested for a lot of things you've done let's be honest
Jalishia Ellis lit
Jalishia Ellis lol
Jalishia Ellis Hey guys real quick I make UA-cam videos! I am 10 subs AWAY from 2.2k Checkout some of my videos if ya can thanks ☺️
Jalishia Ellis true😂
But its nothing really illegal
Please listen to the podcast, it puts food on our table :( *GENIUS*
3:59 was so pure 🥺🥺🥺
3:59 aw😂
She's so cute xD
Edwine 21 I
ummmm i don’t see jonah’s brother’s youtube linked in the description?? he’s the funniest one in this vlog?!
reaaliaa they tell him what to say, i don’t think he actually has a youtube channel
Andie Mack he does. his channel name is vardan antonyon
I was looking for this comment haha
I literally looked for his channel in his description. And then I looked it up and subscribed before I saw this comment. hahah
Andie Mack he does have a channel
I love corrina. It's so nice to see her in all your vlogs again
Emma Schenck I read the word vlog as vagina, and thought oh that's mean, then realized I'm an idiot who needs sleep 😂🤷♀️
Ew bye
Eriey3 I actually read vagina too lol
Eriey3 loool😂
I think I'm cool thank god I'm not the only one 😂😂😂
And a little over a year later and Vardan has won a streamy award
Elliot and that other guy are fighting again
His name isnt elliot its ilya
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
Jonas's family has me dead
has dead lol
MY FAMILY
Bruh what?
what does that even mean
Hazem Nasser that his family is halrious
That kids story made me sad I'd come to your birthday party
Whitney same :)
me too
Whitney it was a joke wtf hah
He's got weed he will be okay
I love josh's little smile after he kissed Jonah on the cheek his so cute lysm XXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍💓💓💓💓💓💓💓😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
petition to throw jonahs lil bro a bday party
Emily Carlson where do I sign
2 seconds of Alex wasn't enough :(((
Katie Mersino WHERE WAS ALEX?!?!?!?!?
Abril Noodle at the end when Corrinna asked how tall the hay was.....
Where was he??
And in other stuff, 2 seconds of Scotty is way too much
Jason at 3:52 staring at David like "I love this kid", we love him Too Jason.
Okay but Jason had a point Seth is more likely to get arrested and its the sad truth
That’s why I don’t understand why people were mad that, he was literally agreeing with the acab stuff
?
Yeah, but Seth wasn't ok with the jokes
@@bertcompton he came up with a lot of them. i seriously doubt that he really had a problem with them. the fact that he decided to come out about everything so late just seemed like he was trying to clout up. i dont agree with the jokes they made because some people can take them the wrong way, but he most likely didnt care
David: Does Nick have girls over?
Me: Who's Nick?
I forget that his name isn't really Jonah 😂
Esmeralda Meza Like for real tho. David with that straight up slovakian torture, strippin people of their identity
yass I paused Netflix for this!
SAME!!! FULLER HOUSE LOL
Deedee's World ms too
Deedee's World lol right
Sammmeeee!!!
Sammeeee
If people didn't understand his sense of humor they would take this vlog the wrooooong way
Arianna Riverword your so right dude but when Jason said Matt king is crying I cloud not stop laughing
this vid hitting different since george floyd and BLM
Yeah
Jason’s right cops pull over blacks people
right :((
Facts
Fuck george floyd
1:22 "how do you think I get through this shit bro?"
i relate
I love how each vlogs gets better and better
Davids vlogs: joke laugh, joke laugh, joke laugh, joke laugh
best part of the vlogs is when Jason goes into dad mode its adorable how much he cares for the group
Jesus David, great job crushing that kid's dream😂
3:30😭😂😂😂 that smack tho
Reese Hensley oh thx😇
Please let Jonah's little brother be in the vlog more!
Lizzie xx I hope so to
2:58 “im a liberal dude, I fucking vote for- Matt King is crying” 😂
To be honest, knowing David if they were actually buying drugs, he totally would've put it in the vlogs.
David: Do you smoke weed?
Kid: Of course...how do you think I get thru this shit bro.
Honestly me😂👌
"But I can reach something else" 😂💀
1:22 Vardon is so funny how does he have no friends at school😂😅
CONGRATS ON 5 MILLION
10*
"im getting the fuck out of here" poor kid
ennui.tv he's in my class😂😂😂
Zane: I'll drive!! David: You can't drive. You're on molly! Zane: SHIT
JUST REALIZED I’VE NOW WATCHED A BUNCH OF THESE AND I’M ONLY JUST NOW REMEMBERING TO HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON - MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES.