One thing I find interesting about NL is that literally everything about him screams the kind of person who would loathe cruises and yet appears to be the number one cruise enjoyer.
The thing about wonderbread guy is thathis fetish isn't women buying wonderbread, his fetish is Industrial Society Overcoming Nature. There's a co set of drawings of white blonde women cutting down forests and drilling for oil and shit. Real esoteric stuff
my mom used to play hunie pop a lot. she insisted she just liked the puzzle gameplay, but when i told her theres a mod to remove the girls & offered to install it for her she was like "when's your flight home??"
Brazil is an almost unreal dichotomy. It's huge, beautiful, has amazing weather, plenty of natural resources, no natural disasters, but it's also the worst place on Earth.
it is kinda wildly fucked up that jonah hills career has been filled with nothing but catching strays just for being an average looking dude of average american weight in a celebrity culture of liposuctions and facelifts
@@TheCazzer28 i think th discussion of "plenty of less politically inclined ppl who are behind luigi would be reacting differently if he looked different" is an interesting one, but yea th punchline was weaksauce. couldve added like a couple words and said "jonah hill in superbad" or something and it wouldve been better
@@Whatsuppbuddies no but he was a weirdo who was butthurt his surfer girlfriend uploaded a pic of her surfing and bitched to her in the dms which were leaked.
Dude I just checked the description and saw all the timestamps and links to references they're making, thankyou Librarian that's a crazy amount of work to put into a video and i am one of those people that is insanely grateful when someone does that!
I swear goonicide can mean many things. A spray to kill gooners, making decision based on goon instinct, or mass killing of gooners. That dude died just to give it a definition with least interesting imagery.
What? The gooner committed suicide because he got caught gooning. He literally got caught with his pants down, killed himself and left his family to fend for themselves so he was a true gooner and went out like one
I take umbrage to Baldy getting self-righeous about not laughing at goonicide as if he wasn't laughing about the chinese elevator shaft scooter guy a bit ago.
I think I kind of get NL’s mind set. The Chinese guy was dumb but he probably died instantly and just lived his remaining couple seconds contemplating his stupidity. While the goonicide guy was also stupid, he was perfectly fine afterwards. Meaning he trapped himself in such a messed up mental state, he felt the only way out was death. Like he had the opportunity to walk away from it. On one hand, scooter guy couldn’t take his choice back once his stupidity set in. And on the other, the goonicide guy had enough time to mull it over, but still thought he couldn’t go on living anymore. Ones more slapstick, the other is more conceptually funny. Both are still so hilariously dumb though, like what are we doing man 🤦♂️
had tears in my eyes crying laughing at the goonicide stuff and it was funny in magnitude to how horribly tragic it was and felt terribly to be in that state over it
Goes to show how easy it is to mess up a solid song when you lack skill, she just keeps saying "tire marks" over and over and mumbles through the bars.
I think a lot of them are drive-thru only. I'm not sure if that's a legal requirement or just for safety but it's almost definitely safer for the baristas
At first I didn't think the bikini barista thing was going to be that problematic but bro really did say women in bikinis are free public masturbation material.
We have a local character who carries a big carrot with him. Basically one time he was taking his huge turnip to a huge turnip competition I guess, and he got so many people saying "Wow that's a cool big turnip you have!" and it made him so happy that he made like, a paper mache carrot (easier to hold), and he just brings it with him around the city. He just gets lots of people saying "nice big carrot man!" and he's a delight. We also have water girl. She walks around the city while balancing a water bottle on her head. That's her whole bit. U just see her with a water bottle balanced on her head and she's like, in line for boba tea or something. Just goin about her day. (Melbourne Australia is my city)
@ we have millions of people and you think two fun loving happy people makes the city boring? That’s sad. Lots of cool stuff happening here. We have great night life, nice beaches, one of the best coffee cultures in the world, amazing art scene, great live music, a pretty walkable city with a good public transit network. It’s great.
The subreddit he's looking for that's about drugs but not that depressing is r/psychonaut. I found out while I was looking for r/psychonauts. VERY different.
ryan coming out on the side of the gooner is an s-tier bit. he always knows what to say to keep the call on their toes either that or he’s fighting for the right to public goon. regardless, based
My town also has a Local "Character" with a fat stinky singular dread, who we called WonderDread™ and he was a HUGE piece of shit, but if not for a chain of events he kicked off by trying to get a set of puppies to sell, I wouldn't have met the rescue dog I had for 15 years. Or beaten up my first adult as a teenager. The former was formative for me, the later I had always figured I could do but it was nice to have confirmed.
dude talks about bald white guys taking so much slander and then hits us brazilians who didnt say some stupid stuff with some crazy bullets ._. brother our best players were injured or red carded 😭 I HAVE SUFFERED
Him browsing r/Meth by proxy was literally the same tone and cadence of that South Park Facebook episode where he narrates Stan through playing Farmville
Genuinely, never in a hundred years could I have ever guessed that op would respond (34:28) to someone talking about their experience with meth by saying they can't think about anything but what their loads are like. "How do you guys sleep on meth?" "I just whack it and go to right to sleep" "Literally all I can think about rn is what your loads are like" Like I cannot express how thrown off I was by that response.
25:21 did NL, guy who obviously knows who kirby is, just call kirby Moo Deng? He probably got two different videos confused but still, that's really funny to me. It's like the time he called Scorsese "cinema man"
3:56 “Neil Gaiman has insanely good hair” is totally uncalled for but also probably the best counter argument you could possibly make to that tweet lol
Damn I don't mean to trauma dump, but I was homeless for a year up until recently and that BumFights part at 23:09 genuinely made me feel sick. Doing way better now but it's fucked brother. +2 bit though i did laugh, caught.
6:10 1. it IS a national tragedy 2. we collectively agree it was bough out, doesnt matter if its true or not, but at the time some people decided some convincing enough evidence
17:04 that guy is someone I knew in a sense. He came from funnyjunk. The name was murrlogic. The guy had some strange proclivities he loved rich dominant women, deforestation, and wonderbread. Eventually he became obsessed with Asami from Korrah and made a new account by her name. He would get himself banned from funnyjunk for spamming full length movies, gunking up the servers. Never stopped commissioning artists for fetish art of rich cartoon women buying wonder bread and cutting down forests. He never meant any harm by it, but he was definitely a strange fella. We used to chat a bunch before he was perma banned.
28:00 I thought this was going to be an average Ryan rant about how we can't just be adults and talk about anatomy - then he threw in "color-changing tip" and I actually choked on my spit from laughing. Imagine if I had died and Ryan had to carry that on his conscience.
he has a point. hooters, bikini cafes and such would be less awkward if they just had sex in there instead of weirdos just staring and being creepy. cause what else is the point of those places?
25:28 that's fire. I'm not usually about it when people do shit like this. But getting the positioning right, and editing it so it looks decent, that makes it fire.
Librarian please let them know that the Tyre Marks Iggy Freestyle is actually a Kendrick Lamar song that she was trying to rap. its called Look out for the Detox.
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First, they came for the gooners,
But I did not come, because I was not a gooner
+2 +2 +2
pov: the humble edger
+++++2
Tbf not coming is kind of the whole thing with gooning
walt whankman over here
One thing I find interesting about NL is that literally everything about him screams the kind of person who would loathe cruises and yet appears to be the number one cruise enjoyer.
YES this exact paradox confuses me
And not just any cruise but Disney Cruises
Agreed. But we are illogical creatures
I feel like y'all frequently forget this man has a child
Bro is unknowable
The thing about wonderbread guy is thathis fetish isn't women buying wonderbread, his fetish is Industrial Society Overcoming Nature. There's a co set of drawings of white blonde women cutting down forests and drilling for oil and shit. Real esoteric stuff
Thz guy is probably one of the billionaires
Damn... Honestly I get it.
Think about how awesome you'd feel if you just totally railed the literal incarnation of Mother Nature.
@@octave38 yeah this is some handforged-in-the-fires-of-the-hamptons fetish shit
wonderbread guy lore...
@@yungmythologist he went on a podcast once, one of the greatest characters of the internet
my mom used to play hunie pop a lot. she insisted she just liked the puzzle gameplay, but when i told her theres a mod to remove the girls & offered to install it for her she was like "when's your flight home??"
You can't tell gamers what to do man
Her hunie pop her rules.
@@MM-vs2et Especially those damn dishes
Nothing better than something to look at while your brain and hands are already busy. Not even in 'that' way, Huniepop is just a great game.
@@DatWingMan BAZINGA
The random "come to brazil" chat message always gets me good, but seeing it right after nl read "that joke is gonna get you killed" hit different
Come to Brazil 🇧🇷
"Come to brazil... 😈"
Brazil is an almost unreal dichotomy. It's huge, beautiful, has amazing weather, plenty of natural resources, no natural disasters, but it's also the worst place on Earth.
"Guy who gets addicted to /r/meth" is a great bit
"i don't wanna talk about the goonicide"
10 straight minutes of content with majority highlights
it is kinda wildly fucked up that jonah hills career has been filled with nothing but catching strays just for being an average looking dude of average american weight in a celebrity culture of liposuctions and facelifts
Especially when the joke wasn't funny and wasn't even based in Reality. Chris Rock straight sold his soul.
@@TheCazzer28 i think th discussion of "plenty of less politically inclined ppl who are behind luigi would be reacting differently if he looked different" is an interesting one, but yea th punchline was weaksauce. couldve added like a couple words and said "jonah hill in superbad" or something and it wouldve been better
Didnt he abuse some chick?
@@Whatsuppbuddies no but he was a weirdo who was butthurt his surfer girlfriend uploaded a pic of her surfing and bitched to her in the dms which were leaked.
less so that and him being a general weirdo but whatever man
Ryan in withdrawal from being banned from r/meth is a good bit.
We're Gooning guys. Of course we don't have jobs
Is there a brain virus that makes me people make this dogshit joke on every video?
I goon at work get on my level.
@@williammitchell6254 Gooning IS my job, don't even talk to me.
I work as a goon get on MY level
I level on
Dude I just checked the description and saw all the timestamps and links to references they're making, thankyou Librarian that's a crazy amount of work to put into a video and i am one of those people that is insanely grateful when someone does that!
so true I'll always be grateful for librarian putting the links of the references in the description of each video
I swear goonicide can mean many things. A spray to kill gooners, making decision based on goon instinct, or mass killing of gooners. That dude died just to give it a definition with least interesting imagery.
Self gooner death is also an interpretation
Epstein did not commit goonicide
Auto-erotic goonicide
The guy committed Goonpukku
What? The gooner committed suicide because he got caught gooning. He literally got caught with his pants down, killed himself and left his family to fend for themselves so he was a true gooner and went out like one
I take umbrage to Baldy getting self-righeous about not laughing at goonicide as if he wasn't laughing about the chinese elevator shaft scooter guy a bit ago.
Yeah but there's like a Peewee's Big Adventure vibe to the chinese elevator guy
If you can put Goofy's falling scream to a tragic death, then I'm sorry, but you can laugh; it's a different vibe type shit.
@@lolzforlunch Well there's a different kind of Peewee vibe to the goonicide story if you know what I'm saying.
@@Prnnce+2
I think I kind of get NL’s mind set.
The Chinese guy was dumb but he probably died instantly and just lived his remaining couple seconds contemplating his stupidity.
While the goonicide guy was also stupid, he was perfectly fine afterwards. Meaning he trapped himself in such a messed up mental state, he felt the only way out was death. Like he had the opportunity to walk away from it.
On one hand, scooter guy couldn’t take his choice back once his stupidity set in. And on the other, the goonicide guy had enough time to mull it over, but still thought he couldn’t go on living anymore.
Ones more slapstick, the other is more conceptually funny.
Both are still so hilariously dumb though, like what are we doing man 🤦♂️
this will definitely boost female viewership
I can't believe the r/meth discussion just kept going and going, I was fucking losing it
how the fuck did they not heard of Wonderbread guy??? that shit is iconic, old internet gem
I assume most internet users don’t know about the guy who mass commissions artists to draw shit for is extremely niche fetish tbh
Not everyone spent their whole teenagehood on 4chan and deviantart I guess 😂
@ this was like THE thing in early 2010s tho
@ CAUGHT
It had Tumblr/4chan crossover appeal. However, most people are not on either of those sites.
hes reading the tweets at night
I'm NOT dad!
Smart, that way it's not haram
all my +2’s
under the blanket
When his daughter comes in to check he quickly hides his phone under the pillow and pretends to be asleep
had tears in my eyes crying laughing at the goonicide stuff and it was funny in magnitude to how horribly tragic it was and felt terribly to be in that state over it
Goonicide is so funny because it only gets funnier when you realize that it shouldn’t be funny
Goonicide can't be the best name for this man, it took me 12 minutes to realize it's not a play on genocide
"It's Iggy Azalea's freestyle"
Me, from the corner: They don't know it's a bad remix of the Kendrick Lamar song "Look Out For Detox"
i remember you was conflicted
Found myself gooning in a hotel room
Goes to show how easy it is to mess up a solid song when you lack skill, she just keeps saying "tire marks" over and over and mumbles through the bars.
He finally addressed the allegations
the idea of a bikini coffee shop is strange to me but if you accept that it makes sense then why would you ever go through the drive thru
I think a lot of them are drive-thru only. I'm not sure if that's a legal requirement or just for safety but it's almost definitely safer for the baristas
At first I didn't think the bikini barista thing was going to be that problematic but bro really did say women in bikinis are free public masturbation material.
I had 0 issues with what I was reading, until my eyes saw ''public masturbation'' as a singular act rather than 2 separate words. That is crazy.
We have a local character who carries a big carrot with him. Basically one time he was taking his huge turnip to a huge turnip competition I guess, and he got so many people saying "Wow that's a cool big turnip you have!" and it made him so happy that he made like, a paper mache carrot (easier to hold), and he just brings it with him around the city. He just gets lots of people saying "nice big carrot man!" and he's a delight.
We also have water girl. She walks around the city while balancing a water bottle on her head. That's her whole bit. U just see her with a water bottle balanced on her head and she's like, in line for boba tea or something. Just goin about her day. (Melbourne Australia is my city)
Do you have anything else going on down there? Like not trying to hate but from that it sounds like everyone is just insanely bored lmao
@ we have millions of people and you think two fun loving happy people makes the city boring? That’s sad. Lots of cool stuff happening here. We have great night life, nice beaches, one of the best coffee cultures in the world, amazing art scene, great live music, a pretty walkable city with a good public transit network. It’s great.
I can’t wait for Kory to come back next week and go “what the hell they banned me from R/meth!”
The subreddit he's looking for that's about drugs but not that depressing is r/psychonaut. I found out while I was looking for r/psychonauts. VERY different.
I love the group Reddit sesh at the end. Librarian was working overtime on that one.
Never heard of bumfights and that shit is dystopian af
I'm against it but I do agree with the guy that what Dr. Phil does is basically the same thing.
I'm not shedding any tears for the goonicide, he knew he was doing the wrong thing, what could he expect
ryan coming out on the side of the gooner is an s-tier bit. he always knows what to say to keep the call on their toes
either that or he’s fighting for the right to public goon. regardless, based
based on what
30:23 Ye1nats: i wanna smoke teh shit that made the addams family
My town also has a Local "Character" with a fat stinky singular dread, who we called WonderDread™ and he was a HUGE piece of shit, but if not for a chain of events he kicked off by trying to get a set of puppies to sell, I wouldn't have met the rescue dog I had for 15 years. Or beaten up my first adult as a teenager. The former was formative for me, the later I had always figured I could do but it was nice to have confirmed.
dude talks about bald white guys taking so much slander and then hits us brazilians who didnt say some stupid stuff with some crazy bullets ._. brother our best players were injured or red carded 😭 I HAVE SUFFERED
Him browsing r/Meth by proxy was literally the same tone and cadence of that South Park Facebook episode where he narrates Stan through playing Farmville
That 2014 World Cup comment was so uncalled for what the hell
COHEED AND CAMBRIA REFERENCE IN THE REDDIT SCREENSHOT LETSGOOOOOOO
Where at, I missed it?
@ username “coheed85”
What where?!
He committed goonpukku
needed this today, thank you librarian
We're librarian girls of course we're here early!
all 4 of them
I stayed up all night watching indie VTubers and then when I gave up on sleeping this was waiting for me. I think this was Librarian’s plan all along.
Living the dream
Are you happy in your life?
I thought I was immune to vtubers until Fauna and NL "colab". I blame the librarian
@@Erkki000 Loving every minute of it, Jerry.
@@Erkki000…well, no, but that’s mostly unrelated.
NL making a straw man argument: 😍
AI asvertisements making a strawman argument: 😟”HR?”
TYRE MARKS TYRE MARKS
Genuinely, never in a hundred years could I have ever guessed that op would respond (34:28) to someone talking about their experience with meth by saying they can't think about anything but what their loads are like.
"How do you guys sleep on meth?"
"I just whack it and go to right to sleep"
"Literally all I can think about rn is what your loads are like"
Like I cannot express how thrown off I was by that response.
3:28 Oh my god... I figured it out....
His hairline is tied to his female viewership numbers!
Bumfights Guy going off on Dr. Phil has the same vibes as Eddie telling James that the town called for both of them
25:21 did NL, guy who obviously knows who kirby is, just call kirby Moo Deng? He probably got two different videos confused but still, that's really funny to me. It's like the time he called Scorsese "cinema man"
The whole Kat Williams vs Jamie Fox discourse, I was thinking Cat Stevens
Bill Murray doesn't look a day over 90
he wasn't even jacking it though, he had both hands on his wheel pretty much until he stopped
Driving around Donald Duck style is pretty damning though.
Whinnie the goon
Donald Duck style is an instant +2 in my book
@ +2
@@gnerus1972he did that shit several times though that’s why they were filming
3:56 “Neil Gaiman has insanely good hair” is totally uncalled for but also probably the best counter argument you could possibly make to that tweet lol
who is the guy who laughs like Stavros
As a Brazilian I’m gonna be thinking about that joke for like two days I hope you’re proud of yourself enelle 💔💔💔
Damn I don't mean to trauma dump, but I was homeless for a year up until recently and that BumFights part at 23:09 genuinely made me feel sick. Doing way better now but it's fucked brother.
+2 bit though i did laugh, caught.
34:28 cmon librarian, we didn't need to know all of that
"I don't wanna do it to my own viewers, more like you know, stupid people" "Why would you do that to my viewers"
The mods send you a invite to r/meth, but you have to post a picture of you with copper wire or a pipe
my goat had a disgusting take for a moment im afraid. Does he think people yanking it in the hooters
You don't be?
i think the point was to bring up a point so insane to make you question why exactly these places exist
They be yanking it on a mental level though, its tragic that the honest hard working gooner always loses
6:10 1. it IS a national tragedy 2. we collectively agree it was bough out, doesnt matter if its true or not, but at the time some people decided some convincing enough evidence
9:40 glad to see that twitter is gradually becoming the 4chan /k/ board
Twitter in general is becoming like 4chan. But like even lamer.
17:04 that guy is someone I knew in a sense. He came from funnyjunk. The name was murrlogic. The guy had some strange proclivities he loved rich dominant women, deforestation, and wonderbread. Eventually he became obsessed with Asami from Korrah and made a new account by her name. He would get himself banned from funnyjunk for spamming full length movies, gunking up the servers. Never stopped commissioning artists for fetish art of rich cartoon women buying wonder bread and cutting down forests.
He never meant any harm by it, but he was definitely a strange fella. We used to chat a bunch before he was perma banned.
What's the game at 28:27 (not the start of it, but you get it).
Tyrant's Realm
27:08 mosquito 🦟
I literally stopped what i was doing to write this comment .
F you
2:38 me when I'm on the Kansas City Chiefs and a witch has cursed everyone except the spectators to be in black and white
The guy who found quartz and licked it had me dying.
7:40 poor jonah always catching those strays.
28:00 I thought this was going to be an average Ryan rant about how we can't just be adults and talk about anatomy - then he threw in "color-changing tip" and I actually choked on my spit from laughing. Imagine if I had died and Ryan had to carry that on his conscience.
"I support independent businesswomen" is a banger line lmao
Holy fuck that Brazil convo was hilarious
NL replacing twitter with more reddit is cursed, I can't be listening to 2nd hand reddit posts
THEVOICES TIRE MARKS TIRE MARKS
does anybody know what game they were playing at the very start?
I wondered about the same thing and I did manage to see Nightbot answer it in chat on time! It's Heroes of Hammerwatch II
NL may be abusing the "skin and bones" tactic and we've yet to find counterplay
i cant believe he would say that
NL be like think of the perverts tho
he has a point. hooters, bikini cafes and such would be less awkward if they just had sex in there instead of weirdos just staring and being creepy.
cause what else is the point of those places?
Rizz so bad he blanked himself :ICANT:
25:28 that's fire. I'm not usually about it when people do shit like this. But getting the positioning right, and editing it so it looks decent, that makes it fire.
29:43 "He was jumped and the kid was HUGE!" Do you realize how little that narrows it down NL???
That Kirby media share on mega64 was absolutely diabolical
until the video showed up whenever he said katt williams i thought he was talking about cat stevens and i was even more confused than he was
What souls like is he playing in some of these clips ? I have never seen it before in my life and it looks sick
No Destiny in the Goonicide convo
I'm addicted to this playlist and I always think it's going to be the last video because he quit Twitter.
9:45 clip where librarian?
Librarian please let them know that the Tyre Marks Iggy Freestyle is actually a Kendrick Lamar song that she was trying to rap. its called Look out for the Detox.
9:42 wheres the link librarian
Anyone from Bruxelles? What do you guys call the reverse knee guy?
yoooo chiblee has the epic Sulfurous Spring art by the goat Phil Foglio on his stream, didn't know he was sick with it
You can take the man out of Twitter, but you can't take the Twitter out of the man.
The random Brazil burn, man, why would he do that?
I’m six minutes late, there is still hope for me
guys, anyone knows what game they are playing in the first clip? I'm interested to play that pls help
The Kirby clip is unhinged
woke up to this
At shortstop was a hilarious way to defuse that insane question, +2 chatter
As a Brazilian, uncalled for, also, thats hilarious.
whats the first game being played
I didn’t want to relive the ravens bills game this soon wtf
tire marks tire marks
How is iggy singing look out for detox showing up again, people were sharing that 20 years ago