Baptist Ventriloquist Bores Audience

foundfootagefes... You didn't ask for it, but we feel obligated to show you this Baptist ventriloquism act, Geraldine & Ricky, recorded live from the Strawberry capital of the world in Florida.

[@NATE-op9tq]

Jeff dunham wishes he could be this funny

[@lara423]

Its like a little piece deep down inside of me cringes and dies a little but then I keep coming back for more!

[@Number0neSon]

Ummm, I thought the thing that makes a ventriloquist special is not moving their lips?

[@achmeez]

She's not a ventriloquist, her mouth is moving

[@bondfool]

I don’t know what’s funnier to me: the title of the video, or the lady hysterically laughing at her own jokes.

[@maxjones5705]

I love the look on some of the audience faces out there!

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

When the silence begins to fall... oh dear lol

[@Macho_Fantastico]

It's like she went to ventriloquist school but quit after a few weeks.

[@infirmux]

But she spews "Jesus" propaganda, so nothing else really matters.

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

The bored congregation shots are the best.

[@michaelwardle7633]

I heard they use this video at Guantanamo

[@JB_inks]

The guy's got crazy eyes

[@christophermcca]

“…drinkin’ a cucca coffee…” No wonder he nearly got blinded.

[@camcorder187]

little dude was putting pretzels sideways into his mouth just to feel something.

[@thisistheglasshouse]

Fever dream

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Switching to Geico. Not changing! Smh

[@FyourCult]

a lot of atheists were made that day

[@troywright359]

Because of a puppet?

[@moccalou]

Man, I've been watching a bunch of Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop videos lately, and this just ain't it. This lady's just using a dummy. She's not a ventriloquist at all.

[@ballbarn]

good clip my dudes. high fives forever

[@jay4sizzle]

California is the strawberry capital of the world. And I’m pretty sure this yokel accent isn’t to be found there.

[@wadle5371]

Does this lady do Gerberts voice??

[@bingsterc7621]

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@GRAHFMETAL]

Ugh, I'd rather play Dasketdall than sit through this shit. NYAH!

[@mr.bobatea2691]

A doy daught a dasketdall

[@90005alexander]

Thats it?

[@FoundFootageFest]

That's all we could stomach, yes

[@MooseCall]

@@FoundFootageFest you guys are such teasers. We're dying to see more of this, and the bowel seminar.

[@FoundFootageFest]

@@MooseCall Haha, join our Patreon to watch the whole bowel seminar with us. It delivers!

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

@@FoundFootageFest delivers right into the toilet?

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

You really want more?

[@josevelez3701]

Esa mueve la boca ☹

[@karentucker2696]

It's ok to laugh, in fact God is the one Who Created it.

[@infirmux]

The amount of bigotry and closed-minded thinking in that room... And the entertainment they have to put up with...

[@SuperLordHawHaw]

The last part was brought to you by satan

[@larrystroh233]

Horrible