this is like if Rick Sanchez read game of thrones while drunk and then explained it to someone else, months later, who had no interest and they were both drunk while the explanation was happening. I am ABSOLUTELY in love with this.
No this is the best thing I've heard in acouple of months. I certainly never thought I would ever hear him burping but there you go. A+++ content right here
i just now discovered one of my favorite High Quality Content Creators has a second Channel, and suddenly he burps and coughs in my ear. I am Spookered
I pretty much watched all of the videos on ASX and I discovered this channel and this whole GOT abridged series is gold. I definitely found a series worth binging and listening to!
This is amazing, man. I love that this one is so different in tone than the videos I've come to love from your channel. I'm going to tell everyone I know about it :)
I'd listen to all 5 books like this if they were slightly more broad lool, but focused on more theories and shit like that haha. Regardless I'd still listen to all this!
It's been over a year since I read the books so I'm glad I have this refresher. I didn't remember anything about horses not being able to ride horses. I'm sure that'll come into play in Winds of Winter.
this reminds me of the the drunk history series on Comedy central. Would be even better with some doodles to go along with it. but they would have to be half assed of course
I just finished listening to the audio books for the second time. Wish I knew about these before going on that hundreds of hours journey. I know what I'm doing on my 3rd listen through
Great series here man. I love your main channel, second channel, and this one lol. We need more of your relaxing voice doing drunk recordings. Literally anything, read a shampoo bottle and I'll watch it.
I consistently watch Alts main channel but just discovered this one. Love the insights and comedy. Though, the fact that not more subscribers and viewers see these is due to his poor advertising. The only way you know about these is by looking at his other channels on your own volition.
Hearing this is hilarious after watching your main channel videos where you're professional. It's like a whole new person who is extremely extremely inebriated
LOL "because the goggles do nothing" talkin about the sword shattering in Weimar's eyes... i caught that haha. just found this series and am loving listening to it as i read the books; life has been crazy for me and is just now settling down so i'm able to get back into ASOIAF and this is a wonderful complement to it, thank you
I just bought the leather bound set of the books and rereading them and I'm gonna watch every episode of these glorious drunken synopses every time I finish a chapter bahaha
Im so fucking spookered right now
spookoo'd? who knows
i love this term!!
My timbers are shivered
Alt Shift, go drunk, you're home.
Alt Shift got Alt Schwifty
What seems to be the officer, problem?
I love you
Love you too bro vro
I got no cunts on me drugstable!
this is like being explained asoiaf by a drunk man in a pub at 3am having never read them before
it's amazing
That’s the last thing I would want to hear at a bar tbh lol
Theres something surreal about hearing a voice that sounds both drunk and like silk
oweny lennon right? It's like I want to fuck it but am also wary he may vomit all over me and pass out. These are two very conflicting emotions.
lol @@Cissablack708
you give me confidence to make drunk voice recordings lol
i wasn't so sure, this is him
"Are you spookered...of...of the deadmans?" I almost lost it at work.
Chris Davis 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Hah I just did lose it at work
this is like if Rick Sanchez read game of thrones while drunk and then explained it to someone else, months later, who had no interest and they were both drunk while the explanation was happening. I am ABSOLUTELY in love with this.
Please turn this whole series into a downloadable audiobook, holy shit
Seven years ago today. Listening back always lightens me heart.
"Something's extra fucking spooky in the night tonight"
Lost.
"Something's extra fucking spooky in the woods tonight boyos"
I don't know what got into you, or what triggered this, but I love this!
I'm guessing what "got into him" is a lot of alcohol
"horses don't get the opportunity to ride a horse well not in that way" i lost my shit here
makes me think of how storytellers would tell the stories from memory before there was writing and holy fuck do I wish this is what is was like
"The year was negative eight, or sumthing, my god that bloke Chad threw a spear and killed a dinosaur"
@confused4971 do you... Do you think the year 0 marks the extinction of the dinosaurs...?
this is like listening to my friend after 3 beers trying to explain a book he just read last week
It's exactly that
Holy crap, forget the books and the TV show, THIS is the real way to enjoy the world of ice and fire!
As somebody with ADD... this is pretty much how I read the books as well.
mood
Holy cow this is hilarious
somebody please animate these
Poorly. Like sam onella. 💜
This is what happens when smart people drink alone.
pure awesomeness
That’s weird whenever i drink alone all I do is crank music and be sad
Oh wait im not smart I forgot about that part
@@ALY-xc7fl That doesn't mean you aren't smart, it just means you're depressed. Very important distinction.
@@KtO680 @A LY I hope both y’all are feeling better.
I usually watch Schwifty to fall asleep but holy crap I cannot stop laughing
Dropping a f-bomb in the first 40 seconds. Bloody glorious. Sets the tone perfectly.
Is this the book version of that 3 mins in the first episode of the show?
Yeah.
More like 8 Mins
You have a 2nd channel specifically for posting dank GoT memes? Hell es.
This is giving mad "class presentation" vibes.
drunk history meets game of thrones
midwaygamer98118 holy fuck I lost it when I read your comment
I'm at 0:47 and this is already the best thing I've heard all week. Thanks so much for making these altshiftX and keep them coming
No this is the best thing I've heard in acouple of months. I certainly never thought I would ever hear him burping but there you go. A+++ content right here
Okay dude, recommending Schwifty on your main channel was probably the best decision of your UA-cam career. You got me hooked.
"The conclusion is; there are spooky skeletons afoot." Lol love this!
omg I didn't know I needed a Rick Sanchez alt shift x in my life but holy shit it's amazing.
i just now discovered one of my favorite High Quality Content Creators has a second Channel, and suddenly he burps and coughs in my ear. I am Spookered
I feel like he just did this for shits and giggles when he was drunk, but they just rolled with it...
“Then they said, “we’re here, we’re the white walkers…” actually, they didn’t say that.”
😂
GRRM would be proud.
professionalism, that's what you are going to get here.
This is easily my new favorite youtube channel. Take that Alt-Shift-X, you've been dethroned.
This sounds like me in 10 years.
Drunk and retelling books in an *ascended* format.
5 years away
How on earth did I manage not to stumble upon this earlier?! This is pure gold! Thx for filling my Christmas 2022 with laughter!
"FIGHT! FIGHT! A RANGER AND A WIGHT!"
“Shattered and shat on”
I pretty much watched all of the videos on ASX and I discovered this channel and this whole GOT abridged series is gold. I definitely found a series worth binging and listening to!
Also, I love the Spookered line. It always makes me laugh. Garred got spookered. Great way of describing being frightened of Whitewalkers.
This is amazing, being completely focused and serious on Alt Shift X, and then this
This. is. awesome! Now seriously, I enjoy your voice so much, i think i could listen to this for freaking hours
holy fuck this is three whole days of asx content that i've never heard of. i now have something to listen to for the next month or so i'm so happy
3:39 Had me dying of laughter
This is amazing, man. I love that this one is so different in tone than the videos I've come to love from your channel. I'm going to tell everyone I know about it :)
Channeling a bit of the ol' Rick Sanchez there, are we?
Ah, yes, the famous Rick Sanchez quote "spookered of the deadmans"
@@danieljorgensen4937 Make that 7, shall we
He’s got a horse 😂
Didn't realize Alt Shift's name was Rick
I'd listen to all 5 books like this if they were slightly more broad lool, but focused on more theories and shit like that haha.
Regardless I'd still listen to all this!
Revisiting - omg hilarious and so concise no tangents 😂❤ so glad you continued, but we need MORE PLEASE!
It's been over a year since I read the books so I'm glad I have this refresher. I didn't remember anything about horses not being able to ride horses. I'm sure that'll come into play in Winds of Winter.
dude this rules thank you for doing this and bringing alive how I've always imagined westeros
this is unbelievably australian, amazing
somethin's extra spooky in the woods tonight, boyos
best reading ever i love it i was cracking up the whole time i cant wait for all the rest
This is the best ASOIAF related thing that ever happened.
Let’s not fuck……
With the dead 😂
Hooked
Alt Shift, this drunk abridged version of ASOIAF. Please don't stop.
this reminds me of the the drunk history series on Comedy central. Would be even better with some doodles to go along with it. but they would have to be half assed of course
I love you!!! This is so great... you reminded me of someone that doesn't even speak english... it's just great... love this
"We have to paraphrase the story." *reads every word but coughs after each one* Done.
You need to make this a podcast so I can listen to this on my way to work each morning.
I'm one minute in and I already love this series
This is glorious. Never stop, please.
(I will pitch in for any subsequently necessary liver transplant.)
I just finished listening to the audio books for the second time. Wish I knew about these before going on that hundreds of hours journey.
I know what I'm doing on my 3rd listen through
Can't remember the last time I laughed so much watching a video. Professionalism.
This should have like million views. I am dying, this is awesome!
Great series here man. I love your main channel, second channel, and this one lol. We need more of your relaxing voice doing drunk recordings. Literally anything, read a shampoo bottle and I'll watch it.
Wow, this is fantastic. 100 years Alt Schwift X!
I've been listening to these like audiobooks lol, I'm almost done the series but this is the proper way of experiencing the novels lol
I consistently watch Alts main channel but just discovered this one. Love the insights and comedy. Though, the fact that not more subscribers and viewers see these is due to his poor advertising. The only way you know about these is by looking at his other channels on your own volition.
What do you mean his main channel
He also mentions Alt Schwift X in his podcast indirectly (he talks as if it’s run by someone else), that’s how I found it
love this, gonna be my new listening material at work
Please do more of this.
Man I thought I had reached the peak with amazing GoT UA-camrs with Preston, and then, BAM!!! Schwifty!!!
Hearing this is hilarious after watching your main channel videos where you're professional. It's like a whole new person who is extremely extremely inebriated
It’s like a rick and Morty version of GOT, love it
Never expected the genesis of this series to be so unhinged
i am in love with your drunk sweary coffing awesomeness
This is hilarious! I love the comedic contrast compared to the seriousness of the main channel. =) Thanks for the entertainment
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
“I’m alive, let’s not f*ck…. .. with the dead” -ASX
This is like listening to Dany Devito while hes chuggin 5 beers and eating 2 sandwiches. Love it.
A minute in and it's already perfect
This. Is. Glorious!
I love that Rick and Morty style intro, my guy. Keep up the good work.
Set minimum clarity at 144 p if video is going to be blank. Save me some data please
madara uchiha You can change it yourself, you know?
Exorikk the options for this video are 360p or 480p. There is no option for 144p :(
144p takes some time to process, should be up now
Where it all began
Sweet Lord, Alt Shift, I am so happy and so confused.
I thought I'd be able to listen to your amazing voice to help me sleep. Fuck, this has me laughing way too hard!
I feel like I'm watching my favorite anime abridged channels, but it's ASOIAF. Can't wait to watch more of these, very well fun time!
LOL "because the goggles do nothing" talkin about the sword shattering in Weimar's eyes... i caught that haha. just found this series and am loving listening to it as i read the books; life has been crazy for me and is just now settling down so i'm able to get back into ASOIAF and this is a wonderful complement to it, thank you
my god... i cant get enough of this!
this is surprisingly delightful and hilarious.
OMFG this is bonkers. How didn't I learn of this sooner
I just bought the leather bound set of the books and rereading them and I'm gonna watch every episode of these glorious drunken synopses every time I finish a chapter bahaha
13:08 Had me dying I love the way weymar challanges the wight
i wish i could meet you, sir!
This is great! Fabulous reading! Standing O!
This is brilliant. Thank you.
You swore! It threw me! I love it.
This is the best Rick and Morty impression I've ever heard, good job!