One Step Away From The Kid Who Eats Bugs - Off Topic
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- The AH Crew sit down to talk about bugs, driving incidents, food preparation, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired June 1, 2018 and is sponsored by Hubble (bit.ly/2E7GKbS), Omaha Steaks (bit.ly/2Jj22tM), and Skillshare (skl.sh/offtopic)
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Just think in a parallel universe where Trevor never managed to uncross his eyes, he could be dating Dan instead of Barbara.
TihusTalks
Christ
TihusTalks i
anyone got fanfic recommendations for that pairing?
I'm not surprised that two of the most superficial people at RT are dating.
Man, I really like what Ryan brings to every video he's in, he has such a great personality.
Oh you mean diet coke? Yeah He always has one with him.
JulianimeIsAmazing wouldnt see this on the know comments lol
But be careful! He'll judge you for your eyesight!
Sarcasm doesn’t translate well over text but i got it 👌
Hm. hm. hm. hm. hm.
Agreed.
I fully believe that, in the sitcom that is Achievement Hunter, Gavin is an alien and everyone pretty much everyone knows, but never addresses or outright talks about. They allude to it though. His constant gaggy-ness is just him acclimating to Earth's atmosphere.
NicholasAndrewLouie best of luck to you on the voice acting
Thanks!
Gavin: Let's just take the bug, and push it somewhere else.
K915B Khalid Brown spongebob 👍👍
and thus Australia was born
I never understood why shopping took so long as a kid, now as an adult I do a weeks shopping in like 30min, and it baffles me even more.
Obligatory burning ticks while they are still attached to your body is a dangerous thing to do. Before they die they will regurgitate their blood back into the wound, which makes it far more likely to contract a disease.
Gavin: “niggily”
Trevor: *WHIPS head so quickly to look at Gavin with a concerned face*
This podcast is almost 3 hours long, but this is my third time watching it! Something about this group of people and the mood they were in when they filmed this just made this specific one such a gem.
Gavin can't even stand the sight of wet bread yet delights in eating oysters which he describes as, "swallowing a sneeze"
I stand with Ryan. Loose jeans are the best jeans!
They have a potato launcher, and they haven't put a Moon Ball in it?
The only question that I want answered, as a First member, is when can we get a sequel to Uno: The Movie!?!? Possibly even including Michael this time.
They're better when they happen accidentally. I think if they tried a sequel it wouldn't be good.
We won't, and for good reason: There's a big difference between suffering and acting. If they film a sequel to Uno: The Movie, they'll know that it'll take a long effing time. They've survived it. They know it'll end. We just won't see the same hilarious pain as the original.
That being said, I do eagerly await Fuel part 4
Just need to sacrifice two of their own and trick Burnie and Gus into playing Uno. That is all.
Tim C compromise, sacrifice one to get 3 new people in. Still enough to know what rules to put in play to initiate, but also need to find people who don't know about that video
Bradley Goldman I second that! Also, I want Ryan to play to win, not to play to help anyone win. I want him to be as big a bastard in UNO as he was in mini golf games. XD
Micheal: hey look it’s glavin scmee
Gavin: *bird noises*
50:23 thought you guys might appreciate a little New Jersey accent coming out of Michael there
I'M WALKIN HERE
I don’t hear any accent
F-Triple it’s in the word “years”
This is my first time watching their podcast. I'll have to watch more, this is hillarious.
José Lucky for you there's 130 more where that came from
You won't regret it
Watch the let's die podcast. You want a funny episode.
There’s over 200 hours of this so good luck
Eh, I can probably handle it. I love binge watching things, plus I'm close to vacation. Thanks for the info though!
58:26 trevor's reaction to 'niggly' had me laughing
I really wanted them to acknowledge that.
It's Gavin's culture that makes him bigoted.
I rewatched it about 10 times
zack paul What do you mean bigotted?
treyco: country singers that are like " i work the fields" but they are in private jets
bo burnham: " HEaR tHaT sUbTlE mAnDoLiN, tHaTs TeXtBoOk PaNdErIn"
This was the best Off Topic so far, Michael's expressions and his explaining of his computer on Uplay and everything else was hilarious, and Ryan stories were great
40:33 when they start talking about Lannan, savage Ryan burning him (twice) & lead perfectly into the ad read. Couldn't stop laughing.
Gavins immediate reaction to Trevor saying he woke up with his eye crossed was the most wholesome thing ever
The whole interaction at 1:14:26 had me in tears from laughing, oh sweet Trevor
them superimposing geoff over trevor actually made me laugh out loud for no reason
1:05:25
Sure Ryan...
**opens the door, 50 diet cokes fall out**
Trevor: the first record of what we think of as a "laser gun sound" was created for the first Star Wars movie. It was initially made by tapping certain metal objects against power lines
I knew a guy who legit carried a bag of rubber bands around, just in case of wasps. He would dead eye shoot them with rubber bands. I saw him spilt so many wasps in half.
goddamn, i need more Trevor in content, man. his weird mannerisms and noises give me Life.
+ his random phrases, too, "that's a red card on the play, that's a foul."
When they put that photo of Geoff over Trevor it just looked like there was a hole in the wall behind him, it blended so well haha
Trevor's burp at 2:20:48 made me laugh way too hard, like there was just so much emotion in his burp like as if he was still calling out Gavin
Yes! I’m glad Micheal said that Ryan has a lot of shirts that color green, even the BB tee is green. (which I realize that it *is* the BB shirt)
wolfsf2012 yeah but everything you've ever said in life is invalidated because you spelt Michael wrong. It's literally on your screen in the beginning
Its Weasel yeah I was wondering if I spelt his name right or not but spellcheck never came up so I just assumed it was fine
wolfsf2012 It's ok bud I'm just giving you a hard time because my name is Michael lol
I’m waiting for Michael to knock his beer on the floor with his arm 😂 it’s close to the edge and he’s moving his arm almost hitting it
2:24:45 Damn Barbara’s lucky
i freaking love gavins converse. I cant really tell if they are from the pride line but i think they are and the make me so happy for some reason.
I still think that some of the best moments of any RT podcast type productions is when you hear broadcast audibly laughing. its like such a yeaahhhh feeling in the good sense.
Can we start a Kickstarter for Ryan to own more than one pair of shoes?
48:47 michaels pc fan noise makes me LOSE my fucking shit every time
You know, what we're really learning from this podcast is that Michael and Gavin are both probably into Golden Showers and they don't know it, and Lindsay and Trevor are NOT.
JulianimeIsAmazing Michael is into giving them, while, conversely, Gavin is into taking them. Odd, huh?
1:17:00 The plot of that story sounds like a low budget The Metamorphasis😂😂 God I love AH
Trevor mentioned road hypnosis at one point in his story. I've never fallen asleep driving, but I've had the hypnosis. I worked a shit job from 5pm to about 4am four days a week, and one day about a month in, I blew 2 or 3 red lights on the way home. that was just one reason I couldn't keep working that job
If you guys want to do some flame thrower stuff just contact Matt from demolition ranch, he lives in Texas and owns one... It would be awesome to see that happen.
Gavin... I love you but you're a nonsensical monster of a man.
Throwing bugs out the window.
Vacuuming bugs up.
Keeping a desktop background that takes two minutes to change for four years.
Leaving games running.
Absolute maniac.
Lukas *Currently has Breath of the Wild running while I do other things. Leaves it on so long the switch turns itself off*
Inu ANIMAL
When ever I listen to these I just get concerned for them. Wake up gotta puke. Breath too hard gotta puke. Too cold out =puke. Not move at all and play avideo game. Deffs a puke. What it sounds like is as if they are inches from death at all times. With how horrid their bodies respond to any stimulus.
I just genuinely enjoy everyone in this vid
Trevor's Alderaan impression had me busting up 😂
Who remembers that SloMoGuys video where they fried a bunch of fliessss.
😂 they are never going to the afterlife
oh shit I forgot the W XD XD my baddd
Who are they?
Yeah Vav n Gruch
Please Film the house flipper game!!!!!!
21:46 onwards Michaels acidic burp impression and facial expression is fuckin superb
"I just woke up and my eyes were crossed" I'm crying!
Trevor sitting up into frame cross eyed reminds me of Toy Story when Sid gets Woody between the eyes with a magnifying glass and he jolts up cross eyed looking at the burn.
i dont experience temperature change gags, but i do have temperature change or brightness change sneezes
I love Michael just being like "if the tampon falls in the toilet, just reach in and take it out" and Lindsay's just like "nah". Of course this comes from the guy who punched his own shit down a clogged toilet.
I don't...even use urinals, I always just use stalls (not SUPER fond of public bathrooms in general, really but needs must)
Gavin, it's a BUG don't need to humanely relocate it. YYESSHHH
You’ve never lived till you throw a rock at a wasp nest the size of your torso and then feel regret when you realize the wasps can find you though the vents in your car
Alfredo/Geoff fade was hysterical
Trevor's laser sound at the beginning was so satisfying
Regarding Trevor’s knee, at any age bad form is bad form. Use your muscles not your joints fam
Saw the title knew immediately that it was Michael talking about Lindsay. Always nice to hear how an average day goes in the AH office.
Trevor with the whole MELK refrence. Also typed "Treco" and my phone auto completed to trevor
1:28:58 Gavin confirmed a time traveler
Hick is most assuredly a slur here in Texas.
Soooo Trevor just described tearing a Meniscus, basically when you kneel and twist you knees you can very very easily tear the cartilage in between the 2 big bones, it could be fine, but if it happens again, you gotta go get part cut out to stop it clipping and locking up.
This is a great podcast to have on while eating
Hey Achievement Hunter, about the benchmark system for steam mentioned around 1:31:00 check out "can I run it" it will tell you if your computer has the specs to run the game!
Now I want to go back and rewatch that pirate episode with the kraken...
I mean if Lasers and space were realistic in art, then Sound Engineers would be out of work
K915B Khalid Brown I mean it isn’t like there sounds within space crafts or suits.Sure if a ship exploded away from the camera you wouldn’t hear much. But, it would be a surreal experience hearing all the noise from the vibration through a small ship only to have the pilot eject out and hear nothing but their own breathing even as a literal burning wreak is flying behind them and a scene of combat is happening all around them. And to break up the silence bit of radio chatter get pick up here and there. Also you know music. I mean to make a “scientific accurate” space combat scene doesn’t mean you have to hit the mute button and be done there is such a thing as contact vibration and long range communication that sound engineers could make instead of the pew pews booms you usually hear. But I don’t mind either way
When Lindsay was talking about the getting around the truck thing, gotta say I have done the same thing at a similar speed. In retrospect it was really dumb of me but at the time due to circumstances I was more angry than anything.
When Gavin and Meg have a child and unless Meg shares Gav's insane germaphobia then he's gonna be avoiding Meg like the plague when she gets covered in piss and poop and all she does is wash her hands, not good enough for Gav!
Triple S It'll be ok; it'll be Ryan's baby anyway.
Tay aka MC AF Comment of the fucking year
Further Proof Gavin knows his lenses, cameras and lights....and that is it. That is the sum of 99.3% of Gavin's knowledge.
Regarding the discussion on women's bathrooms: I have never experienced a bathroom that was anything like they described, and I went to an all-girl's high school.
Jamie Light What was that like? Oo
I miss having a uniform and not having to care about how I looked. Also everyone was mostly super nice to each other. Cliques weren't really a thing.
Those complains about borrowing stuff like headphones and desks, I totally understand.
Deer meat is very good it's about as organic as the meat you find in a grocery store
I love how Gavin is calling everyone savages for killing ticks and mites in the only way possible. Meanwhile he filmed the execution of multiple flies for a Slow Mo video.
I shouldn't have been eating during the first half hour or so of this episode. I was definitely doing some Gavin-style gags when they were talking about throwing up.
Another message for Trevor: I also have woken up unable to open my eyes from that crust stuff- I happened to get pink eye that day as well
1:19:00 as someone who has lived in the south east My whole life, that was way to accurate
So I googled the temp change gagging thing, which, why haven’t Gavin and Lindsay? And, it seems like going into cold air makes your trachea and bronchi constrict, which most people don’t notice but some do like these two. Or it’s synesthesia, but that’s much less likely.
markmeasinner If you're asthmatic you definitely notice it.
Tay aka MC AF true! The cold tends to make me cough rather than gag
New Vegas is way better. I'd argue it's better than 3 and 4 combined.
3 is a good proof of concept fallout game, basically testing whether or not it would work in a 3D action shooter environment. New Vegas has way more quests, weapons, variety, and in general shit to do. Fallout 4 just throws out all of the complexity in New Vegas and boils the game down to 4 choices + 4 constant dialogue choices.
Alexander Dumas I mean technically 4 is s proof of concept too, it's a new engine, that's NVs advantage it was built on FO3s framework.
"new engine" should be used with caution when talking about any Bethesda game- its all still gamebryo, just different modifications of it.
What I meant in my post is that it was the test of whether or nor Fallout would translate over from being an isometric RPG.
Alexander Dumas oh no it is a pretty bland game compared to NV, but IMO it's only a little bland compared to 3, because 3 was essentially the same premise "I lost my dad I have to find him" What 4 lacked compared to 3 was a slideshow telling you exactly the effect your choices had at the end, and even them implementing that effect since you can continue after the ending.
I just find it weird that people act like it's really such a far cry from 3 and that Bethesda has lost their way when really, they haven't really changed. New Vegas wasn't Bethesda, it was Obsidian and that's the main difference.
True that. On your point about how there was no ending slideshow to 4, Fallout is one of the few franchises that can end with a slideshow without any outrage, and yet the ending to Fallout 4's main quest was so extremely weak when they could have taken a few screenshots from the game, put a sepia filter on them, and have a voice over done in like 2-3 recording sessions. Instead you get a generic picture of Sanctuary (a place which players might spend no time at all if they are avoiding workshops) and thats it.
Alexander Dumas I was okay with settlements but I would also play NV with the mods that inspired it (Wasteland defense and Real time settler) which is another I love about fallout. Every game shows they're paying attention to the features the community wants, the jump from fo3 which had no iron sights, no weapon mods, no faction armor, no reputation, to NV having all if that, and an array of weapons to use, but no sprint, no settlement system, no grenade hotkey, to 4 with all of that (though they dropped the ball with the weapons) and they added those things because the mods.
what I don't understand is why people are upset with 76, I mean they said it would probably be a one off proof of concept and that it isn't in place of 5, which i think is ok, I feel like I will be completely fine with what they give us in it, I honestly expect it to be pleasing, and I expect multiplayer but not mandatory multiplayer.
Im not upset with Bethesda, I just feel like they can do better, and I'd be happy if they let Obsidian back in on fallout.
2:30:00 as someone who has to work at cleaning a rest stop, women's restrooms are WAY worse. Stuffing diapers in the bags making them impossible to get out and making them smell or even worse putting them in the toilet same with their tampons will try to stuff those in the toilet and try to flush or just dump it on the ground. Blood on the toilet seats. Dumping their bloody toilet paper on the ground like what already happens sometimes with ones used to wipe their ass.
The only time men's bathrooms are ever a pain is the graffiti and hoping that the people whose religion consists of "not sitting where others have shat" actually make it in the toilet as aim above it but even then it technically goes both sides (just tends to be more male truckers and some have that religious belief).
1:15:31
Waking up cross eyed
9:23 Face swap!
whoa, didn't even catch that...
I love Trevor.
Micheal is going to regret that mirror when he realizes it works both ways.
Was it just me or did the conversation seem heated at 30:50 ?
Koi Halli wut was it abt?
I hate Cesar Micheal seemed fed up with Gavin wanting to put out the video.
I hate Cesar Gavin also seemed offended that Micheal said it was a waste of time
I never had a cold gag but some days in the winter I step out and get a small cough from the cold air.
In a live version of Stan , Elton John performed with Eminem in place of the Dido parts.
'couldn't care less' is correct in the same way you should say 'or not?' instead of 'or no?' when asking a question
Great way to start my morning
When fallout 3 is so good you have to invent new words to describe it.
Michael is the best.
Michael: The Fallout 4 negative review bomb on steam was because of the Creation Club aka the dreaded paid mods. Bethesda was originally a PC game company, and their games are best experienced on PC. There's a lot of people that don't like Fallout 4 in general just based on the fact it's more of an action shooter than RPG, which is branching away from the original games.
divider people saying it's broken is probably because with every Creation Club update the Fallout 4 Script extender breaks (Aka what so many non Bethesda site and Creation Club mod needs to work.)
The review bomb was a planned thing by /v/ in protest of paid mods, back when the Creation Club first came out. But yeah, it's a shame Bethesda doesn't give a shit enough to make sure their updates don't screw over F4SE users, even though they'll gladly exploit the hell out of the modding community for money
divider it's not really exploiting, I mean the modders from the community willingly made/make mods for it, and it's not a requirement to but them. Saying they are "screwing over" the mod community us definitely wrong, because
A. They allowed console modding, expanding the mod community
B. Pay mod Authors to make mods for Creation Club (How is that different than donating to mod Authors)
C. They not only enable but support modding, leaving many of their assets open, and even have the GECK (which could easily be a paid addition, if you really want to paint them as scummy)
It would be much more of an effort for them to make updates F4SE friendly than it is to update F4SE. I find it funny how people are calling Bethesda the sellouts when no one talks about the modders who are so quick to sellout to them...because it's not selling out it's called running a business, it's essentially the Rooster Teeth First of Modding, did you protest RT/AH when they made their first First exclusive content?
divider IDK if you remember but before Bethesda updated the GECK for fallout 4, there were only like 3 mods and a good amount of them were shitty. Without the GECK there'd be No real modding community, because Fo3's modding community would be barren, FNV wouldn't have all of its amazing quest mods, like New California, or New Vegas bounties, and Fallout 4 would have no Fallout Miami, no Cascadia, no Fallout 4 New Vegas, no Capital wasteland (Which for some reason blame them for shutting down, but they didn't have to stop production on the mid, they could've done what F4NV is doing and just redo the voices themselves.)
I may criticise Bethesda to a large degree, admittedly, but I could also say you give them too much credit. You have to admit and realise that the modding community turns a profit for Bethesda. Do you think Skyrim Remaster would have even been a thing if not for console mods? That's not Bethesda *allowing* console mods, that's Bethesda taking advantage of an active modding community to turn in bigger sales. And like you said: they're a company, and striking while the iron is hot (in terms of mods turning a profit) is not a fault at all. But a lot of people act like they're saints.
I would never blame a mod author for taking advantage of Bethesda's offer: that's getting acknowledged by a game company for your ability to work with 3D modelling/engine scripts and raises your chances of getting hired for development. Who wouldn't take that offer? But you know Bethesda gets more money out of selling mods than mod authors gets for making the mod (Bethesda takes 100% revenue of Creation Club mods and only pays the mod author one flat commission). I'd say that's bordering exploitation.
Also, you bring up the days when the GECK was released, so obviously you've been around awhile. So you should remember the paid mods that happened on Steam. Again, the mod author's only got 25% of the revenue off a mod sale, with Bethesda and Valve taking the majority. As for the GECK itself...why would they charge for something that's going to bring in a bigger audience for their game? Like you said: they're a company. They know what they're doing. Releasing the GECK for free wasn't generosity, it was marketing.
But anyway, we don't have to argue. I can understand where you're coming from, and I hope you can see where I'm coming from as well. Hope to agree to disagree.
Ryan's jeans just seem like they're a little too short by like an inch or 2
Richard Pierre that's a bootcut pair of jeans
Living in Québec (Canada, it's closest to New York) , I have barely seen alot of bugs that these people describe. I saw a cockroach for the first time in my life in my bathroom and it was tiny. I would hate to see big bugs like how they have them.
1:54:20 Trevor mentioning ripping of parts of american cheese and swallowing it whole, dude i would do the same thing, rip off a piece and swallow, then rip another piece and chew it, and just repeat that. no idea why i did it as a kid, but it happened lol
1:55:30 SAME MICHAEL
PLEASE ANIMATE the conversation about women's bathrooms because oh my god Michael is a hero. Also been in both, the "nastiest" thing about a dudes washroom is the back of the stall pen conversation of who took a poo when.
I clicked on this video forgetting that the first 30 minutes they talk about roaches, i couldn't go near walls for an hour
up here, michael, we are called stump jumpers... cause theres trees. lol
I paused this and watched someone get arrested outside of my house at 1:20 am. What the fuck is my life.
Can confirm: Ryan's shoes are super comfy.
Those south Georgia roads are no joke. I hate driving on those.
1:53:00 Trevor we know something else you swallow without chewing.. (channelling Geoff)
I dove off the road once so a car going around me wouldn't have a head-on collision.