Fruits and Vegetables Dancing to Blurred Lines

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(this is ancient china)
(hey hey hey)
china's sorrow
is the huang he
that river's yellow
and when it floods
it kills and causes famine!
but makes such fertile farmland!
with that north china plain loooeeeesss~
the ancient towns of shang
were once production centers
those rulers in anyang
prayed to their dead ancestors
making the future known by cracking oracle bones
i have few records to go by, but one shang ruler's name was
FU HAOOO
wife of the shang king
his name was wu ding
look in her tomb SHE RULED HER OWN TOOOOWN
and led some armies
her ruling family's the shang dynasty
READ THESE CRACKED LIIIIINES
on these burnt sheep bones
to make decisions
its writing mentions LADY FU HAOOOO
her ruling family's
the shang dynasty
in the huang he valley
when the dynasty of shang
was defeated by wuwang
by the mandate of heaven
china started its classic age!!
such creativity (hey hey hey)
the most that's been seen (hey hey hey)
in chinese history
(hey hey hey hey hey!)
ok the duke of zhou
was putting down rebellions
he let his nephew grow
but could have easily killed him
the zhou made iron weapons
their coins were being accepted
it made trade more effective
they ran their government like FU HAOOOO
wife of the shang king
his name was wu ding
look in her tomb SHE RULED HER OWN TOOOOWN
and led some armies
her ruling family's
the shang dynasty
READ THESE CRACKED LIIIINES
on these burnt sheep bones
to make decisions
its writing mentions LADY FU HAOOOO
her ruling family's
the shang dynasty
in the huang he valley
in the zhou dynasty during the warring states period they were trying to see how to rule wisely
kong fuzi (aka confucius) said "the key to happiness and prosperity was education" then laozi said "daoism showed the way to be"
it's the hundred schools of philosophy
then look out for ying zheng 'cause he
took the throne for the qin dynasty
that 13 year old changed names and he was the 1st grand emperor shihuangdi he
standardized the writing
built the great wall of china
his legalism made him enemies is that why he had a terracotta army that would guard him when he died??
when he died
liu bang
rose up
led the han
they acll him gaozu
he defeated xiang yu
then he started to rule
(HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY)
emperor wudi
based government on confucius
grew the bureaucracyy
they took exams for service
the han kept on advancing
in science and mathematics
made paper seismographs and
expanded language saying FU HAOOO
wife of the shang king
his name was wu ding
look in her tomb SHE RULED HER OWN TOOOWN
and led some armies
her ruling family's
the shang dynasty
READ THESE CRACKED LIIIINES
on these burnt sheep bones
to make decisions
its writing mentions LADY FU HAOOO
her ruling family's
the shang dynasty
in the huang he valley
(this is ancient china)
(hey hey hey)

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