my insane reaction to beating lucia at wii sports resort ping pong

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  5 років тому +19850

    this was an emotional journey and i'm happy but yet oddly sad that it's over

  • @crazybanana0272
    @crazybanana0272 5 років тому +4634

    16:39
    Poof: screeching uncontrollably
    Poof: hits his finger
    Also poof: calms down instantly

    • @ennaandellie4352
      @ennaandellie4352 5 років тому +56

      GD Crazy B. I was making sure someone else noticed that lol

    • @meronkam5728
      @meronkam5728 5 років тому +41

      That happened in the video just as I read your comment

    • @dsly5956
      @dsly5956 5 років тому +23

      I read this right as it happened.

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 5 років тому +46

      “Witness the wrath of your ways”

    • @brittanynguyen3794
      @brittanynguyen3794 5 років тому +36

      *pain’s the key to calmness*

  • @cooperstevens8056
    @cooperstevens8056 5 років тому +6038

    He sounds like a man slowly descending into joker levels of madness.

    • @o5276
      @o5276 5 років тому +78

      Cooper Stevens he’s already joker levels of madness

    • @SMDonthaveone
      @SMDonthaveone 5 років тому +63

      “You wanna know how I got these scars?”

    • @TheMainAdog
      @TheMainAdog 5 років тому +97

      Ya wanna know how I got these scars? The Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside fought back!

    • @slyravenclaw6355
      @slyravenclaw6355 5 років тому +18

      have you watched the perfect bowling vid? that is madness

    • @djsalad5752
      @djsalad5752 5 років тому +2

      He was like that from the beginning

  • @clozkiii_2756
    @clozkiii_2756 4 роки тому +2794

    he’d gone so far into insanity he was blaming a patch of grass for his mistakes

    • @iwillpipebombyourhouse
      @iwillpipebombyourhouse 3 роки тому +92

      he blames EVERYTHING but himself for his mistakes 😂

    • @scorebatgaming
      @scorebatgaming 3 роки тому +46

      @@iwillpipebombyourhouse right? Lmaoo he gives me the worst heartburn with laughter

    • @asrieldreemurrthe1st
      @asrieldreemurrthe1st 2 роки тому +18

      He’s like that one kid that always says “you’re messing me up”

    • @brucelau2023
      @brucelau2023 Рік тому +1

      LMAO - I can’t

    • @bookfromlibrary
      @bookfromlibrary Рік тому +1

      and then michigan

  • @SamBowers114
    @SamBowers114 5 років тому +695

    Lucia: *breathes*
    Poofesure: _You have a lot of nerve being alive_

    • @arianabrowne9955
      @arianabrowne9955 5 років тому +2

      You should out being here it would make it funnier :))

  • @kadenthehuman
    @kadenthehuman 5 років тому +647

    9:04 the way he said that sentence... I really felt the emotion in his voice.... I’m crying because it’s so beautiful how passionate he is...

    • @hanhan6316
      @hanhan6316 5 років тому +42

      i cried so hard i shit my pants

    • @yourfavoritechannel9112
      @yourfavoritechannel9112 5 років тому +14

      This is the funniest exchange I have ever seen

    • @girljellyfish
      @girljellyfish 5 років тому +13

      I cried so hard I out a Wii remote up my ass

    • @MelloTheWatermelon
      @MelloTheWatermelon 4 місяці тому

      I actually tripped and almost fell on a wii mote and got it shoved up my butt

  • @hobojobo6331
    @hobojobo6331 5 років тому +637

    “Telling a deaf kid he’s deaf”
    *_outstanding move_*

    • @jarenz9100
      @jarenz9100 5 років тому +1

      Idk a good name to use Well they won't hear it so what's the problem 👌

    • @hobojobo6331
      @hobojobo6331 5 років тому +4

      @@jarenz9100 *_outstanding move_*

    • @jarenz9100
      @jarenz9100 5 років тому +1

      Idk a good name to use Thank you sir

    • @tremble7429
      @tremble7429 5 років тому +1

      “Hey listen to this”

  • @dylanmadison8639
    @dylanmadison8639 3 роки тому +1252

    19:35
    “I’m standing up now..”
    He plays wii while sitting down?!

    • @brawler715
      @brawler715 3 роки тому +96

      How do you think his voice is so clear?

    • @omegawolf5
      @omegawolf5 3 роки тому +188

      I can’t play the wii sitting down, it feels so in natural

    • @blauesmondlicht8891
      @blauesmondlicht8891 3 роки тому +12

      I thought the same thing too!

    • @Via02.8
      @Via02.8 2 роки тому +11

      I always play while sitting down? If I'm standing in front of my tv i have to look down to be able to play.

    • @Ultimate_YT123
      @Ultimate_YT123 2 роки тому +1

      i do sometimes too

  • @rebelfriend8817
    @rebelfriend8817 5 років тому +1691

    Poofesure: beats Lucia
    Toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside: We’ve won, but at what cost

    • @mkwiibrai8570
      @mkwiibrai8570 5 років тому +29

      You’re right...

    • @-_-2410
      @-_-2410 5 років тому +9

      Why are we still here just to suffer all the comrades i have lost

    • @Liljitlyang
      @Liljitlyang 5 років тому +11

      The cost of a couple of my brothers, for instance this one above me or below me I can't see shit

    • @MADxDOG1999
      @MADxDOG1999 5 років тому +2

      Greatest comment ever

    • @toadinsidethewiiremote6893
      @toadinsidethewiiremote6893 4 роки тому +7

      My family

  • @camchip1026
    @camchip1026 5 років тому +654

    “top 10 greatest sports moments of the year”
    “number 1...poof beats lucia. although he’s lost many times and broke numerous wii remotes, he manages to beat lucia in the action packed match that ends with poof screaming like a cat.”

    • @dylanmcgovern138
      @dylanmcgovern138 5 років тому +21

      CamChip10 “Number 2, Poof beats Tommy. He lost a TV, numerous wii remotes but overcame Tommy in the end”

    • @parkersatterwhite4446
      @parkersatterwhite4446 5 років тому +5

      CRZE DM Yee but that was last year technically I would call that more of a success though

    • @mrboon2590
      @mrboon2590 5 років тому +1

      I imagine this comment in "Chills" voice lol

  • @capuzdepenix210
    @capuzdepenix210 5 років тому +3855

    Poof: Holy shit that was the hardest champion I've ever played against
    Anna, the cycling champion: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @clicke6663
      @clicke6663 5 років тому +48

      Perfection

    • @ejirokirishima4604
      @ejirokirishima4604 5 років тому +30

      Wait you can have niveau for bicylce, in the versus mode or where? Then in the normal mode is no boss

    • @huntgbunt
      @huntgbunt 5 років тому +72

      Ejiro Kirishima She always comes out in 1st in almost every Cycling race. That’s why she’s labeled as the champion.

    • @ejirokirishima4604
      @ejirokirishima4604 5 років тому +7

      @@huntgbunt for me fritz was the one who was on one level with anna they switched each ither every time

    • @James_Anderson_
      @James_Anderson_ 5 років тому +2

      Nah Anna is pretty easy

  • @frobo
    @frobo 3 роки тому +705

    16:31 I can't stop laughing at Poof hitting a guy in the crowd and laughing like a completey crazed maniac 🤣

  • @aki0562
    @aki0562 5 років тому +9006

    Poof: *starts to win*
    Me: *notices there's still time left in the video*
    Also me: "Oh dear Neptune"

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 років тому +9301

    **sees he has a 5-2 lead**
    **sees 10 mins left in the video**
    My ears: **chuckles** I’m in danger.

    • @lexiharris2172
      @lexiharris2172 5 років тому +90

      Is your name actually Persephone because that’s really cool if so lol

    • @sman7070
      @sman7070 5 років тому +68

      Yes my ears chuckle all the time 😂

    • @mikuaua
      @mikuaua 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @edwinmartinez1419
      @edwinmartinez1419 5 років тому +6

      Jackson Texans and Chiefs. 24-0 choke lead

    • @janm.5276
      @janm.5276 5 років тому +6

      @@edwinmartinez1419 Was not a championship game

  • @huckleberry6340
    @huckleberry6340 5 років тому +1922

    “The motion of the Wii Council will decide your fate”
    *”I AM the motion.”*

    • @s1ck_b07
      @s1ck_b07 5 років тому +21

      Not, yet

    • @GreenBeans5
      @GreenBeans5 5 років тому +22

      It's treason, then.

    • @qrxmes2073
      @qrxmes2073 5 років тому +5

      fuck you beat me to it 🤣

    • @gupoll
      @gupoll 5 років тому +1

      Bruh boi Ok Gabi

    • @berlin_42
      @berlin_42 5 років тому +2

      @@GreenBeans5 *Satanic howl*

  • @moai1005
    @moai1005 4 роки тому +548

    Poof: we’re one point away!!!
    **video is only half way over**
    *turns down volume*

    • @maki-so1hy
      @maki-so1hy 3 роки тому +14

      *turns up volume* there i fixed it

  • @MegaSnek97
    @MegaSnek97 5 років тому +2007

    Poof: Winning 5-1
    Me: Puts on Scope Lens to checks the remaining time
    Houston... We have a problem.

  • @marklawson1943
    @marklawson1943 5 років тому +1174

    Poof: "oww, my finger. Aah i hit my finger really hard."
    All the other wii remotes he's broken:
    Am I a joke to you?

    • @YeahItsJdog
      @YeahItsJdog 5 років тому +10

      hahahahahahahahaha this is so original and funny, your a comedy genius with original formatting of a joke, outstanding, absolutely incredible.

    • @crakalakinchr1s
      @crakalakinchr1s 5 років тому +3

      that made me genuinely laugh out loud

    • @whosjoe4489
      @whosjoe4489 5 років тому +8

      Jdog Has Left you Must be fun at parties

    • @YeahItsJdog
      @YeahItsJdog 5 років тому +3

      @@whosjoe4489 your the one guy at a funeral that brings a cake

    • @YeahItsJdog
      @YeahItsJdog 5 років тому +1

      @@ace-zg8lv your foot looks like its from a back ally japanese playboy magazine

  • @romananthony3598
    @romananthony3598 5 років тому +497

    15:37
    When you’re playing fetch with your dog but hes not running back with the ball.

    • @cactdye
      @cactdye 5 років тому +10

      lmfao

    • @spaghettisauce445
      @spaghettisauce445 5 років тому +1

      Why would you get so mad because a dog didn’t listen to you

    • @justinblue7930
      @justinblue7930 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @pixelated1968
      @pixelated1968 5 років тому +7

      SpaghettiSauce445 it’s called a joke. Chill out dude.

    • @s801gaming3
      @s801gaming3 5 років тому

      I’m dying

  • @MrAVGNdude
    @MrAVGNdude 4 роки тому +445

    19:46 it looks like Beefboss is actually talking and celebrating lmaooo

  • @EdibleGiraffe59
    @EdibleGiraffe59 4 роки тому +2752

    14:05 I love how the Wii Remote successfully calibrated after he probably threw it.

  • @ophi7016
    @ophi7016 5 років тому +6349

    Hearing even Poof say “can’t say that word!” is worrying.

    • @leapyear8845
      @leapyear8845 5 років тому +71

      True

    • @tarcsa_c
      @tarcsa_c 5 років тому +238

      @@greenwizard7592 or the n word.

    • @vgalathion
      @vgalathion 5 років тому +546

      @@greenwizard7592 considering he was streaming on twitch, the number of things he can't say is endless

    • @f.ence.
      @f.ence. 5 років тому +470

      @@greenwizard7592 Yeah I believe he was going to say "kill myself" because it was preceded with "I want to". Can't really see Poof dropping the n-word either @Ádám Balázs

    • @Iammonkeyfishjr
      @Iammonkeyfishjr 5 років тому +15

      Ged 999 what is his twitch??

  • @Detroit1Time
    @Detroit1Time 5 років тому +2132

    The stream could’ve lasted for 1 less hour if Poofesure didn’t magnificently choke that 5-2 lead.

    • @theofromwiisports5657
      @theofromwiisports5657 5 років тому +11

      M I C H backhand I see you everywhere

    • @collinanderson8887
      @collinanderson8887 5 років тому +25

      5-1 lead

    • @laineexe
      @laineexe 5 років тому +25

      thats how the game does I have the game and im always at like a 4-1 lead and the second i get to 5 the person im against gets like a 4 point streak and we go back and forth until the win with lik 8-10 i knew it was gonna happen to him from the start

    • @ryangolbe5757
      @ryangolbe5757 5 років тому +3

      he had been streaming 3 hours before that choke even happened

    • @lolwhat3981
      @lolwhat3981 5 років тому +9

      I had a 5-0 lead AND I FREAKING BLEW IT (against Lucia)

  • @mitchellpalmer782
    @mitchellpalmer782 4 роки тому +1085

    At 10:04, Lucia reached 200 total points scored in all the games combined. Poof had just hit 21.
    Final series score: 237-36 Lucia. She outscored Poof by 201 points! But hey, one win is all it takes :)
    And still, these are only the points I can see in the video, not any that Poof cut out. So the actual gap in points could have been much bigger.

  • @someonexp544
    @someonexp544 5 років тому +478

    18:15 “ *how about another joke murray?* “

    • @clarissalove186
      @clarissalove186 5 років тому +20

      I was waiting for ANYONE to make that reference 😭🙏🏽

    • @maxz4679
      @maxz4679 5 років тому

      SomeHuman OMG😂

    • @dundee7631
      @dundee7631 5 років тому +7

      “ *You’re awful Murray* “

    • @pizzaboy8318
      @pizzaboy8318 5 років тому

      thank you

    • @nathan.d.c
      @nathan.d.c 5 років тому +6

      "No I think we've had enough of your 'jokes'."

  • @hashbrown7845
    @hashbrown7845 5 років тому +2861

    14:05
    Proof: *throws controller*
    Nintendo pause menu: Ok!

  • @antscorpio1030
    @antscorpio1030 5 років тому +709

    *Poof slams Wiimote on the ground*
    Wiimote: *"OK!"*

    • @HibiscusFox
      @HibiscusFox 5 років тому +7

      Antscorpio that was his headset, I watched it on stream lol

    • @antscorpio1030
      @antscorpio1030 5 років тому

      @@HibiscusFox Oh alright. It sounded like he slammed the Wiimote on the ground xD

    • @sonicrider321
      @sonicrider321 5 років тому +2

      *Wiimote Calibration: OK

    • @Acid716.5
      @Acid716.5 5 років тому +1

      Ronnie plays
      *Toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside

    • @Stealth_Element
      @Stealth_Element 5 років тому +2

      Kaleo C I think he means 14:04

  • @someonenotfunny9823
    @someonenotfunny9823 4 роки тому +534

    ATTENTION EVERYONE: if you seek sacred knowledge on how to beat Lucía, the internet can be cryptic. But I digress,
    Some tips: (1) hold out for her to make a mistake, it does happen just hang in there, making long rallies that seem like they go on forever.
    (2) When hitting the ball, twist the Wii remote towards yourself as if accelerating a motorcycle to put a curve on the ball, making it curve through the air and move slowly, a good time to do this is when you are far away from the table, it gives both of you time to get back to the table. NOTE: the curved trajectory of the ball sometimes confuses the Lucía A.I. and she waits too late to hit it.
    (3) you can twist the wii remote away (opposite of accelerating a motorcycle) from yourself when hitting to make the ball go faster than a normal hit. and sometimes even faster than a power hit. It can catch the opponent off guard, and is a technique to get your opponent over to one side of the table so you can then blast it over to the other side when they try to return it. It is risky however and needs a bit of practice to master. But you’ll get there.
    O ye few who seek help and see this, you have found truth

    • @judgefish4044
      @judgefish4044 3 роки тому +31

      The number one tip for wii sports resort table tennis that will help in every match is to hit it to the left side of the table with a forearm shot and then hit to the right side of the table with a backhand shot and repeat this process.
      Even if this doesn't catch them out immediately it eventually will as they keep running left and right and will eventually give you a chance for a smash shot where you should do the exact same thing and that will eventually get you a point. This was always my main strategy when facing anybody in the game as a kid.

    • @sawmill035
      @sawmill035 2 роки тому +10

      This is excellent advice. Your (3) point is called "cornering". To expand upon this, it takes practice to master _when_ to corner it, not how. If your opponent (Lucia) is already well positioned to return it, you are in for a bad time. You should only try to corner when your opponent is far enough away such that they cannot return the ball super hard and in a bad spot for you to hit it back. Basically, cornering is used to set up a put away shot.
      There is one other point OP made that I would like to highlight:
      I cannot stress enough just how important distance away from the table is. If you are not directly near the table, you will lose 95-97% of points. The reason is that Lucia, and all other high level opponents, can move multiples faster than you. The farther away you are from the table, the farther you have to travel in order to catch up to balls on either side of the table. This is where that speed disparity is exposed. You will lose every time. This is why Poof struggled so much against Lucia early on. Notice where Beef Boss was in early games when Poof was losing points -- he was almost always super far away from the table. Over time, Poof starts recognizing this and adjusting (_veeeeeery_ slowly adjusting lol)
      How do you counter this? Backspin shot! The OP never called it this, but this is what he/she meant when they said to "twist the Wii remote towards yourself." This results in a backspin shot. The ball travels slowly, and your character will automatically move towards the table after hitting a successful backspin shot. This is BY FAR the most important skill you must learn as you progress. It is quite challenging to master, but once you can do this consistently, you will be able to win against anyone. DO NOT try to put Lucia away with a shot if you are not almost directly next to the table. It won't work.

  • @cj_th3_g4m3r4
    @cj_th3_g4m3r4 4 роки тому +6542

    12:02 Poof: “WE’RE ONE POINT AWAY”
    Me: **checks video length** “something’s not right here.”

    • @xavierbeyonu7477
      @xavierbeyonu7477 4 роки тому +261

      somethings wrong, i can feel it

    • @caitekat1018
      @caitekat1018 4 роки тому +36

      Yeah ahaha me right now 😂😂

    • @JDSevag
      @JDSevag 4 роки тому +5

      Sameee

    • @normalsage1141
      @normalsage1141 4 роки тому +50

      Yeah, sometimes the video length can spoil the rest of the video

    • @Star.88
      @Star.88 4 роки тому +15

      Don’t you love people that steal comments, that also roblox pfp and they use numbers as letters because they think they’re cool?

  • @vortex6165
    @vortex6165 5 років тому +2251

    19:47 guessing and getting 1st place on the last kahoot question

    • @nickerasmus8625
      @nickerasmus8625 4 роки тому +65

      Watch beef boss have seizure dude

    • @kishanamin2996
      @kishanamin2996 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr

    • @arnaudj.5314
      @arnaudj.5314 4 роки тому +12

      That's exactly my reaction

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 4 роки тому +9

      After getting second behind that BEEEYATCH the whole time, but now you're the champ at last.

    • @cattleya2117
      @cattleya2117 4 роки тому +2

      I like it

  • @kcst7523
    @kcst7523 5 років тому +349

    "I THINK WE FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO BEAT HER!"
    *cuts to losing 5-0 to Lucia*

  • @radiical6883
    @radiical6883 3 роки тому +194

    Lucia: beats beef boss 1000 times
    Everyone: *silence*
    Poofesure: wins once
    Everyone: *loses it*

    • @shaycormac4522
      @shaycormac4522 Рік тому +4

      Lucia: *goes from :) to :(*

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 Рік тому +2

      Well she’s the champion so it’s expected so when Poof defeats her it’s incredible.

  • @wyatt1530
    @wyatt1530 4 роки тому +2827

    Poof: “why do my remotes never work???” Also poof every minute: *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*

    • @julianbeatty9102
      @julianbeatty9102 4 роки тому +17

      True lmao

    • @softeealmonds
      @softeealmonds 3 роки тому +36

      Sweet wii remote
      BAM BAM BAM

    • @FoxDyed27
      @FoxDyed27 3 роки тому +3

      @@softeealmonds LMAOOO

    • @naturalbadger5258
      @naturalbadger5258 3 роки тому +5

      Nah mine don’t work well any more and I never hit them against anything or have thrown them

    • @brianbuckman6908
      @brianbuckman6908 3 роки тому +7

      @@naturalbadger5258 that’s the issue

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +661

    So this is what happened when Richard Nixion and Mao played ping pong.

  • @silenceplays7628
    @silenceplays7628 5 років тому +431

    Just imagine the neighbors trying to sleep and poof yelling at the top of his lungs playing the Wii with a toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus

    • @cpol1590
      @cpol1590 5 років тому +35

      Wii motion plus INSIDE*

    • @totemoforanges
      @totemoforanges 5 років тому +12

      @@cpol1590 Thank god you corrected him because I was about to pull a poofesure 😂

    • @cpol1590
      @cpol1590 5 років тому +2

      @@totemoforanges LOL love that 😂👌

    • @Alleging
      @Alleging 5 років тому

      @@totemoforanges 😂😂😂

    • @hannahrayne4773
      @hannahrayne4773 5 років тому +2

      I’m *W H E E Z I N G*
      Also it’s 3 in the morning so that might be part of it

  • @clishtube8610
    @clishtube8610 4 роки тому +86

    19:43 that was so funny i was dying laughing
    BEEEFFF BOSSS

  • @omnicrone-w9j
    @omnicrone-w9j 5 років тому +3445

    poofesure: *gets angry*
    poof when he injures his finger:
    *becomes calm* ow...

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 5 років тому +89

      ReCoostic “ouch... dammit... :’(((“

    • @pixiemyix
      @pixiemyix 5 років тому +42

      that part made me die omg

    • @kringe.mp568
      @kringe.mp568 4 роки тому +14

      Yo as i was reading that, the part came up in the video

    • @mloops
      @mloops 4 роки тому +6

      lol he smashed his finger in the corner of his desk

    • @yournamegoeshere7584
      @yournamegoeshere7584 4 роки тому +4

      *flips out again*

  • @agatebryce1004
    @agatebryce1004 5 років тому +780

    Me: gets excited when poof is about to win
    Also Me: sees that there is 10 min left

  • @bradambrose5920
    @bradambrose5920 5 років тому +1717

    me: seeing it’s 5-2
    me seeing that there’s still 10 minutes left in the video
    sHiTs AbOuT tO gO dOwN

  • @vhsmaniaman6986
    @vhsmaniaman6986 3 роки тому +78

    18:11 and now, the greatest moment in wii sports history, the game where poofesure at last beats Lucia.

  • @ZOOMBIE77
    @ZOOMBIE77 5 років тому +1344

    19:05 "No beef, beef boy, beef boy me bob" solid mr krabs reference.

    • @sarab6580
      @sarab6580 4 роки тому +51

      SkrimXa Mr. BEeefFFeRs

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 4 роки тому +27

      Sara B
      NooooOO0000!

    • @chungers1460
      @chungers1460 4 роки тому +24

      @@Timmering wE hAD SUCH A CHANCE TO FUCKING GET THAT POINT

    • @Hose_10
      @Hose_10 4 роки тому +21

      *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @Miscellaneous_master
      @Miscellaneous_master 4 роки тому +20

      Hose_ 10 ALRIGHT ONE POINT AWAY AGAIN

  • @gonal3022
    @gonal3022 4 роки тому +3574

    Average people when they lose in ping pong: “Ah, dang it. I guess I’ll try again.”
    Poof, an intellectual: *Speaks, and breaks things in four different languages*

  • @tlm2096
    @tlm2096 5 років тому +521

    “She was playing balls she shouldn’t have”

    • @scxrae
      @scxrae 5 років тому +6

      I wanted to like it but there’s 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

    • @AidenPearce806
      @AidenPearce806 5 років тому +5

      Scxrae huzzah, a man of of quality

    • @matthewperez2653
      @matthewperez2653 5 років тому +4

      - Beef Boss 2020

    • @tlm2096
      @tlm2096 5 років тому

      Scxrae what a legend

  • @tjstar45
    @tjstar45 4 роки тому +89

    "Imagine if I was actually one point away from winning how much pressure I'd have on me. I wouldn't be able to do it."
    12:03
    I mean I guess he didn't lie....

  • @cymaratechoverdragon
    @cymaratechoverdragon 5 років тому +313

    12:47 when you try to cold start your engine and the belt has worn.

  • @angelxc2302
    @angelxc2302 5 років тому +390

    “OH! I FINALLY GOT A -“ *beer ad plays* “POINT!”
    ..oh

    • @idk-zo9zy
      @idk-zo9zy 5 років тому

      It was a condum add for me

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 5 років тому +1

      I didn't get an ad 😎😄

    • @purrplaysLE
      @purrplaysLE 5 років тому

      Judah williams Then you’re searching for condoms. Honestly hope you spell lower than your age.

    • @pilkmonster
      @pilkmonster 5 років тому

      youtube premium gang

  • @iwenttotheshopsandthekidsn1319
    @iwenttotheshopsandthekidsn1319 5 років тому +697

    18:20 its like king julian’s assistant, mort

  • @Joshua_From_Wii_Sports
    @Joshua_From_Wii_Sports 3 роки тому +38

    19:42 the way he was saying beef boss tho 😂

  • @ranko8642
    @ranko8642 5 років тому +396

    Study: "People who swear have a higher mental capacity."
    Poofesure after losing a match: Yeah, this is BIG BRAIN time.

    • @YeahItsJdog
      @YeahItsJdog 5 років тому +7

      hahahahahahahahaha this is so original and funny, you're a comedy genius with original formatting of a joke, outstanding, absolutely incredible.

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 5 років тому +8

      Jdog Has Left why have you commented this on multiple comments?

    • @YeahItsJdog
      @YeahItsJdog 5 років тому +2

      @Qyrxs your the one guy in the squad that isn't in the second group chat

    • @yodaddyson8165
      @yodaddyson8165 5 років тому +4

      @@YeahItsJdog shut up you fucking furry

    • @DrPhil-rg1ym
      @DrPhil-rg1ym 5 років тому +15

      Jdog Has Left
      Wow, aren’t you fucking funny. Haha, I’m laughing you’re so original. Copy and pasting the same thing to try and bring down people who you think are unoriginal. What trash. 😂

  • @genericyoutubecommentchann7418
    @genericyoutubecommentchann7418 5 років тому +275

    Years from now, someone’s probably going to discover a bunch of broken Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside that Poof destroyed in that landfill where the E.T. games were found.

  • @halludba7043
    @halludba7043 5 років тому +1722

    Poofesure: turns on his Wii:
    Beef boss: "Ah sh!t here we go again”.

  • @dabearswole
    @dabearswole 3 роки тому +31

    “Anything non-critical to beating Lucil is subject to being broken” im dead 😂😂😂

  • @meganj_17
    @meganj_17 5 років тому +396

    me reading the comments while watching the video:
    “is this the 5-2 game everyone’s talking about?”

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 5 років тому

      I’m guessing there’s like 10

  • @ChestahBN
    @ChestahBN 5 років тому +229

    Me: “I barely touched you!”
    My 6 year old brother: 18:14

  • @mangobird75
    @mangobird75 5 років тому +368

    Poof: there’s no reason to get fired up
    Also poof: *laughs maniacally while throwing wii remotes in a blender*

  • @paradoxgaming5981
    @paradoxgaming5981 3 роки тому +41

    I like how beef boss starts having a stroke when he won at 19:46

  • @jennellerussell2740
    @jennellerussell2740 5 років тому +502

    12:03 **sees he’s about to win** *still 10 minutes left in the video* “oh boy”

  • @officergreg1318
    @officergreg1318 5 років тому +557

    LOL IM DEAD “ it’s like telling a deaf kid he’s deaf, it doesn’t do anything” 3:45

    • @Jadon1
      @Jadon1 5 років тому +13

      I actually came back to this video just to find that part. I couldn't remember what part of the video it was so I looked in the comments. You actually got it for me haha.

    • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
      @user-oq2eh1fo2s 5 років тому +3

      I literally died laughing.

    • @PolishGuy
      @PolishGuy 5 років тому

      Yeet I think we 2 are the only ones that puts timestamps

    • @whitehoni
      @whitehoni 4 роки тому

      @isak I do timestamps too

  • @bloodbath4087
    @bloodbath4087 5 років тому +404

    "Its like *telling* a deaf kid hes deaf." Hmmm

    • @cadem.1017
      @cadem.1017 5 років тому

      Aiden Kwiatkowski hahah

    • @astrolitesky
      @astrolitesky 5 років тому +4

      welcome to the joke

    • @cionm
      @cionm 5 років тому

      that’s the joke

    • @bloodbath4087
      @bloodbath4087 5 років тому

      @@cionm ik

    • @cionm
      @cionm 5 років тому

      Aiden Kwiatkowski then why did you comment this

  • @diegoisrandom7437
    @diegoisrandom7437 3 роки тому +24

    The thing that was keeping him from winning was the exact thing that won him the game. Incredible.

  • @kevinjensas2486
    @kevinjensas2486 5 років тому +795

    Me: mom can we go see the joker?
    Mom: no, we have the joker at home
    The joker at home:

  • @evantally5411
    @evantally5411 5 років тому +1217

    poof: *“that spot of grass has gotten more balls than a frickin...”*
    me: 😳

    • @snail08617
      @snail08617 5 років тому +7

      lmao

    • @Lincoln69420
      @Lincoln69420 5 років тому +32

      Evan
      James charles

    • @cwetz226
      @cwetz226 5 років тому +5

      THK Toxik were not that dumb don’t worry 😂

    • @aggames9347
      @aggames9347 5 років тому +1

      @@thktoxik7525 so true

    • @speedykidzoom3322
      @speedykidzoom3322 5 років тому +5

      Canton basketball vlogs we’re

  • @noct1x657
    @noct1x657 5 років тому +604

    Poofesure at GameStop: can I-
    Cashier: And how many toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside would that be?

    • @vincenzofromwiisportsresor1782
      @vincenzofromwiisportsresor1782 5 років тому +11

      Mr Mustache old joke but you probably haven’t seen that joke In the comments so nice joke

    • @xrulez-cs8zc
      @xrulez-cs8zc 5 років тому +3

      Can i get as much as it takes to beat lucia in wii sports resort

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 5 років тому +2

      @@vincenzofromwiisportsresor1782 excuse me how can someone steal a joke without seeing it?

    • @driplup9522
      @driplup9522 5 років тому +2

      @@xrulez-cs8zc I sorry sir, that many remotes don't exist on the planet.

    • @vincenzofromwiisportsresor1782
      @vincenzofromwiisportsresor1782 5 років тому

      Donovan Mahan what are you talking about because I didn’t say he stole that joke

  • @liammarriott14
    @liammarriott14 4 роки тому +39

    Me: **Sees that he has a 5-2 lead**
    Me: **Sees ten minutes left in the vid**
    Instinct: -Laugh my ass off-
    *Cover ears and have hope that i live*

  • @themediaangel7413
    @themediaangel7413 4 роки тому +701

    12:46 This has to be my fav part. You can just hear the pain in his voice.
    It’s beautiful.

  • @ayoqxentin
    @ayoqxentin 5 років тому +225

    18:40 scooby when he catches the villain

  • @thatlazguy
    @thatlazguy 5 років тому +534

    Me: Oh shit Poof's about to win
    *Notices there's 9 minutes left*
    Also Me: Oh shit Poof's about to kill another toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside

    • @restfulx
      @restfulx 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @alistairgill8710
      @alistairgill8710 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @skwidsquad3668
      @skwidsquad3668 5 років тому +2

      Does he always say Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside?

    • @PR0V1D3NCE_VA
      @PR0V1D3NCE_VA 5 років тому +5

      @@skwidsquad3668 He must say the full name of the one who got him here.

  • @joshkrispin
    @joshkrispin 10 місяців тому +4

    14:09 I thought he was gonna smash the controller then it calibrated 😭😭

  • @mangodotexe
    @mangodotexe 4 роки тому +558

    14:03 just watch his remote during the rage, it speaks 1000 words

    • @yournamegoeshere7584
      @yournamegoeshere7584 4 роки тому +43

      *speaks in w i n d m i l l*

    • @aurora-se4xm
      @aurora-se4xm 4 роки тому +13

      twenty five w i t c h w h e e z e

    • @addy466
      @addy466 4 роки тому +35

      *Slow spinning*
      *Slightly faster spinning*
      *Spins at 10000rpm*
      *Stops*
      ...
      OK!

  • @Dellors-Civic
    @Dellors-Civic 5 років тому +302

    2:31, hey poofesure, thanks for giving my high school a shoutout.

    • @kyragallo2597
      @kyragallo2597 5 років тому +30

      i guess we go to the same school then

    • @riceisnice8643
      @riceisnice8643 5 років тому +20

      Bro I think ur in my geometry class

    • @fadinggrey1
      @fadinggrey1 5 років тому +2

      Coincidence? I think not!

    • @sir4724
      @sir4724 5 років тому +1

      @@riceisnice8643 Yeah the teacher in weird

    • @Ribbean
      @Ribbean 5 років тому +7

      @@sir4724 remember when we drew a dick on the board?

  • @ouchbowie8324
    @ouchbowie8324 5 років тому +362

    Wonder what his neighbors think of him screeching

    • @Tasty_Toad
      @Tasty_Toad 5 років тому +31

      He’s definitely had to explain more than once. Probably every time he goes to record he yells out to his neighbors: “GUYS IM PLAYING LUCIA”
      Edit: *Neighbors proceed to groan and shut doors putting in earplugs*

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 років тому +9

      Hotel Manager: Yes mam may I help you?
      Woman: Is this an asylum or an apartment building that I live in?

    • @silvercuff285
      @silvercuff285 5 років тому +2

      Someone off their meds or some guy doing some really good drugs
      P
      3
      P

    • @DrMemesYT
      @DrMemesYT 5 років тому +1

      Him ejaculating.

    • @jadenplayz8377
      @jadenplayz8377 5 років тому +1

      title of newspaper, "Florida Man arrested for causing public disturbance by screaming at WIi"

  • @llamaking_
    @llamaking_ 3 роки тому +8

    12:48
    no one:
    the dude with the honda civic next door at 3am:

  • @Feckmaster
    @Feckmaster 5 років тому +243

    2019: toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside
    2020: Toad wii remote with wii motion plus *outside*

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 5 років тому +4

      Good joke. I actually haven't seen this one

    • @Feckmaster
      @Feckmaster 5 років тому

      @@ashishere771 is that sarcasm? Or no

    • @jenb2760
      @jenb2760 5 років тому

      I see this comment on every video. Unoriginal

    • @honeycomblord9384
      @honeycomblord9384 5 років тому +1

      Hyper Exists Well I'm (toad wii remote with wii motion plus) inside the same boat as the guy who hasn't

    • @rei-ayanami-lover
      @rei-ayanami-lover 5 років тому +2

      2021- motion plus with wii wii controller withside

  • @aussieangie9399
    @aussieangie9399 5 років тому +768

    16:11
    Wow I never knew Poofesure knew how to speak Minecraft enchantment table

    • @aa-ir6si
      @aa-ir6si 5 років тому +38

      I thought he was having a seizure

    • @hashbrown1799
      @hashbrown1799 5 років тому +2

      So true

    • @Minihill_
      @Minihill_ 4 роки тому +7

      ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ𝙹?

    • @Imaniluv3
      @Imaniluv3 4 роки тому

      @@Minihill_ lmaooo

    • @lucaw2044
      @lucaw2044 4 роки тому +1

      7:43

  • @evan_luigi
    @evan_luigi 5 років тому +313

    Me: Trying to get some sleep.
    Baby at 3 AM: 17:39

    • @hopefuldreamer1074
      @hopefuldreamer1074 5 років тому

      MilkeyWatts 1 x)

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 4 роки тому +15

      This is the best timestamp joke I've ever seen my god

    • @heart-ssbu
      @heart-ssbu 4 роки тому +3

      This was the only timestamp ive ever laughed at😂

    • @mubileu
      @mubileu 4 роки тому +6

      heheheheee
      *inhales*
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @frogchamp286
      @frogchamp286 4 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @dalton261
    @dalton261 4 роки тому +10

    16:43-16:53 the way he went from "WCYOOGXEVOHP" to "ow 🥺"

  • @Dellors-Civic
    @Dellors-Civic 5 років тому +291

    17:53 when my "cool" math teacher does a trick with playing cards.

  • @virgo4life153
    @virgo4life153 5 років тому +285

    19:47
    Poofesure: beef bo-
    Me: ( while turning volume down....) "No frickin way...
    Poofesure: * having a seizure...

    • @codyaguallo8107
      @codyaguallo8107 5 років тому +6

      Shamar Dowdy you turn your volume down? weak

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 5 років тому +5

      @@codyaguallo8107 I turn it up

    • @alistairgill8710
      @alistairgill8710 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @miguelr8434
      @miguelr8434 5 років тому +4

      *I turn it all the way while wearing headphones*

    • @Daladari
      @Daladari 5 років тому +5

      I turn it up and plug it into a amp speaker turned up to max.

  • @skylar_scribblez
    @skylar_scribblez 5 років тому +69

    16:35 the fact that the Wii remote icon spins while he angrily yells at toad almost made me swallow my gum

  • @pacthesir
    @pacthesir 3 роки тому +9

    4:09 I ALMOST CHOCKED FOR HOW FUNNY HE LOOKED WHEN HITTING THE TABLE XD

  • @bean1e_b0i_
    @bean1e_b0i_ 4 роки тому +4832

    This video was released in a very hard time in my life, where I got extremely sick and could only sleep for most of the day. I saw this video, and tried to stay awake as long as possible, and I made it through the whole video without falling asleep. I really hope Poof is having a good day right now, because he made that day good.

    • @ntrwgames6048
      @ntrwgames6048 3 роки тому +60

      Lol

    • @omegawolf5
      @omegawolf5 3 роки тому +261

      @@ntrwgames6048 bro what

    • @ntrwgames6048
      @ntrwgames6048 3 роки тому +90

      @@omegawolf5 did I stutter

    • @brianbuckman6908
      @brianbuckman6908 3 роки тому +229

      That’s so sweet man, I really hope you’re feeling great now

    • @kittylynx1853
      @kittylynx1853 3 роки тому +36

      That’s great.... but I don’t think anyone asked lol

  • @merc_meat_62
    @merc_meat_62 5 років тому +171

    Lucia: “Hits ping pong ball really hard”
    Poof: “RAGES
    Also Poof: Get excited about one point

  • @IsabruhMoment
    @IsabruhMoment 5 років тому +220

    12:00
    Poof: **winning 5 to 2**
    **there’s still 9 minutes left on the video**
    _”Uh oh.”_

    • @LucasIsHereYT
      @LucasIsHereYT 5 років тому

      Ah

    • @ak-wq6di
      @ak-wq6di 5 років тому

      A Ness Main stinky

    • @tom-yo6ci
      @tom-yo6ci 5 років тому

      Well that's a shocker

    • @wes444
      @wes444 5 років тому +1

      lol he just copied a comment

    • @tbolttravis
      @tbolttravis 5 років тому

      Something's wrong, I can feel it

  • @kyleunofficial431
    @kyleunofficial431 2 роки тому +9

    16:50 “Ow that hurt 🥺”
    I felt so bad when he said it like that :(

  • @Yubulyme
    @Yubulyme 5 років тому +1385

    I can imagine his neighbours are concerned about their safety

  • @elraterin6227
    @elraterin6227 5 років тому +255

    Official point counting in ping pong:
    Poofesure out: 97 points
    Lucia 2 bounces: 82 points
    Total Lucia points: 179 points
    Beef boss points: 32 points
    These counting is only taking in consideration the points that appear on screen at poof gameplay

    • @JTP69420
      @JTP69420 5 років тому +3

      Rocky 23 thank you 🙏

    • @goldenreapercow7996
      @goldenreapercow7996 5 років тому +2

      👏👏

    • @francescof3267
      @francescof3267 5 років тому +4

      I can't believe you just did that!
      (You deserve a medal)

    • @Lucia-gx8iw
      @Lucia-gx8iw 5 років тому +1

      Didn’t expect to see these kind of comments, but thanks

  • @markusdude1
    @markusdude1 4 роки тому +261

    14:04
    I can almost hear his blood boiling in absolute fury from that silence before he throws his remote

    • @Korbyxd399
      @Korbyxd399 3 роки тому +9

      And then the remote recalibrates

  • @mrfertilebus
    @mrfertilebus 3 роки тому +52

    as someone whos personally beat lucia i can heavily relate to the emotion
    shes inhuman

  • @frostofficialmusic
    @frostofficialmusic 5 років тому +228

    19:44 Poof's mental health has become so bad that puberty went backwards lmao

    • @pastpixels-q2w
      @pastpixels-q2w 5 років тому +4

      💀💀💀when beef boss tries to fk him up again but he clutches it back

    • @co9645
      @co9645 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ICEDNOTBLENDED
    @ICEDNOTBLENDED 5 років тому +234

    Someone needs to make you a steel remote with padded interior so that you can’t break it.

    • @Andy-th6qs
      @Andy-th6qs 5 років тому +28

      Poof would find a way

    • @gabrieljohn3467
      @gabrieljohn3467 5 років тому +2

      Fucking genius!

    • @lnabors5552
      @lnabors5552 5 років тому +6

      I agree but he would end up giving up on the remote and go for the console

    • @Joeybullets
      @Joeybullets 5 років тому +6

      With wii motion plus inside?

    • @jocabulous
      @jocabulous 5 років тому +7

      and a toad on the front

  • @jiannes
    @jiannes 5 років тому +616

    imagine if he accidentally pressed restart after he won

    • @blooharrison8105
      @blooharrison8105 5 років тому +18

      the win would still count though (yes i know you're joking)

    • @Awesomespade3
      @Awesomespade3 5 років тому +14

      He'd break his wii with his toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

    • @donaldlee1658
      @donaldlee1658 5 років тому +1

      @@judahred hi daddy

    • @rei-ayanami-lover
      @rei-ayanami-lover 5 років тому +1

      ouch

    • @wumbo484
      @wumbo484 5 років тому +3

      *maniacal laughing and smashing*

  • @ryanbahnsen6429
    @ryanbahnsen6429 2 роки тому +8

    5:50
    Dude hit it with the edge of the paddle causing a slice that even the Champion Lucia couldn't get.
    For reference that shot is extremely hard and my Asian friend from college only pulled it off against me once. 😆

  • @marksman4109
    @marksman4109 5 років тому +233

    Gamestop employee: eyy.... Back here again huh
    Poofesure: yeah
    Gamestop employee: it's her again right?
    Poofesure: ...... Yeahhh

  • @johnhatfield7489
    @johnhatfield7489 4 роки тому +929

    11:08 he sounds like Tom screaming from Tom and jerry 😂

  • @motsonagic
    @motsonagic 5 років тому +89

    14:03
    poof: throws toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside
    toad wii remote: OK!

    • @samwellchanz
      @samwellchanz 5 років тому +4

      NotSoMagic Animations this is the comment i was looking for. i love you

    • @irocz11
      @irocz11 5 років тому +1

      Yes I am not the only one that noticed it!!!

    • @kadenthehuman
      @kadenthehuman 5 років тому

      I proceed to Shout LET’S GO in toad language

  • @smorespoptartz2483
    @smorespoptartz2483 3 роки тому +10

    Dude Matt was in the crowd and gave you his strength.

  • @tom-yo6ci
    @tom-yo6ci 5 років тому +138

    "She can take the heat, but she can't *beat the meat* "
    -Poofesure 2019

    • @fjbird5581
      @fjbird5581 5 років тому +3

      Bryan Diaz 2019?

    • @Grimsram
      @Grimsram 5 років тому +4

      Bryan Diaz 2020😂

    • @tom-yo6ci
      @tom-yo6ci 5 років тому +1

      @@fjbird5581 it was something poofesure said last year

    • @Nathanator
      @Nathanator 5 років тому +3

      69 likes

    • @pogchamp9669
      @pogchamp9669 5 років тому

      @@tom-yo6ci then why would you put it here

  • @justinandrews7
    @justinandrews7 5 років тому +325

    how my rooster sounds in the morning: 17:43

  • @dylpickle6123
    @dylpickle6123 5 років тому +755

    Wii remote: “Yes, finally I was ordered and can now be used!”
    Poofessure: “Ah, my wii remotes are here!”
    Remote: 😟

    • @le_microwave392
      @le_microwave392 4 роки тому +33

      Wii remote: *My time has come... to an end.*

    • @SifsBestFriend
      @SifsBestFriend 4 роки тому +15

      Wii Remotes with wii motion plus inside: *chuckles* I’m in danger.

    • @brian93724
      @brian93724 2 роки тому

      wrong emoji
      this is the one you need: 😨💥

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 Рік тому

      The clip I’m thinking of is “you’re out?” “The other fish jumped out when they saw you coming”

  • @murilovichinskyschmidt8182
    @murilovichinskyschmidt8182 2 роки тому +17

    16:10 that just sounds like pingu raging lol